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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house
is sorta... gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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I don't have coverage
for tornadoes.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay. Just asking.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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Heidelberg is considered
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one of the most beautiful cities
in Germany.
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Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,
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the Schloss Schwetzingen.
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But I couldn't care less.
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The only sights I wanted to see
were the looks of awe
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on the faces of
my fellow students
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as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.
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Cylinders that are smaller
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than ten to the minus-35 meters.
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What's happening?
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You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?
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You're darn tootin' we do.
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So who goofed?
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You did, dummkopf.
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Dummkopf? You're calling me
a dummy?
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Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
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Mr. Ziegler.
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He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
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Wait, what's the
Calabi-Yau manifold?
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Dummkopf.
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I was quickly learning
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not all Germans were the warm,
fun-loving people
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I was led to believe.
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And then they laughed
at me for not knowing
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something that they knew.
Who does that?
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You do.
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Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.
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Your child is hurting.
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Sorry.
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There, there.
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I guess that'll do.
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Now, how about a hot beverage?
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Good crowd today.
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It's not enough. We need more.
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What are you talking about?
We're raking it in.
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We got wall-to-wall chumps.
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Hey!
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Not you. The other chumps.
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We're raking in quarters.
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I got a house to rebuild.
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You want to raise
the price?
Nope.
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I'm thinking bigger.
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Table games.
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Maybe a roulette wheel.
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Whoa. These machines are
already a gray area.
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Table games are
big-time illegal.
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You know why?
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Because they make
big-time money.
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What are the cops gonna say?
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"Thank you for
my new fishing boat"?
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Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
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I've got a family
to take care of.
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Nobody's going to jail.
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Please, just take a moment
to think about it.
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Fine.
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We're doing it.
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Jim.
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Hey, sorry to just
drop by, but I found
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some of Mandy's
old baby stuff.
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Figured I'd bring it over.
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Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
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She took the baby
for a check-up,
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but you're welcome to wait.
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Have a beer, watch the Astros.
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A beer in the middle
of the afternoon?
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Your wife okay with that?
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My wife's in Germany.
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Oh, my.
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For the whole summer.
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You're living the dream.
Mmm.
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Come on.
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Hey, Missy.
Hey.
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Oh, two-for-one green beans.
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Oh, look at that, you got
everybody pitching in.
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Good for you.
Well, I am a head coach.
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It's what I do.
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Hey, that's not where the caps
go; we talked about this.
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Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
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She the assistant coach?
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She might own the team.
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Use the coasters.
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Professor Salzman,
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I just wanted to let you know
that I studied up
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and am now well-versed
in the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Okay.
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It was never part
of the curriculum
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at East Texas Tech.
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East Texas Tech?
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Sounds charming.
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It's actually quite humid.
Regardless,
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I'm ready to reassert myself
as class leader.
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Your classmates are from
some of the most elite
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universities in the world.
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There is no East MIT.
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Well, I would have gone
to a better school,
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but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.
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Sheldon, at some point we ask
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of the piano-playing dog
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not, "Are you a dog?"
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but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"
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Excuse me?
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You are far behind
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many of your peers.
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I have no peers.
I think they would agree.
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Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.
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Me tutor them?
No.
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You tutor me?
No.
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Me tutor you?
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Miss Chen.
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Yes, Professor?
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You have an undergraduate degree
in education,
ja?
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Yes, sir.
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Teach him.
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No more bets.
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What the hell?
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Where'd you get the table?
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I know a guy.
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Where'd you get him?
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He's the guy.
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Red 12.
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No winners.
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Oh-ho, there's a winner.
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Can we even trust him?
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Herman? Look at that baby face.
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He says, on a good night,
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one table can throw off
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a thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of diapers,
Georgie.
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Huh.
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Maybe even a nanny.
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Huh!
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How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?
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Red 16.
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No winners.
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Hey, could you watch her
for a little while?
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I would, but I gotta get
to the grocery store
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if dinner's gonna be ready.
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Three-fifty.
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Three hundred and fifty dollars
for a dining room set?
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You must be crazy.
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That's what you said
about the jet ski,
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but I nailed it.
Well...
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You guys having a good time?
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Oh, yeah, great time.
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It's over.
Wha...
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Well, what about
Showcase Showdown?
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Here we go. Green beans.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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That's not the one
on the coupon.
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You want... Bottom row.
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Ooh, good catch.
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Missy'd have had my ass.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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All righty, now.
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Hello?
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Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.
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Oh, he's helping you?
Isn't that nice.
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No, I'm helping him.
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Sorry?
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I'm tutoring him.
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Excuse me just a minute.
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Shelly?
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Your tutor's here.
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I've been thinking about it.
We should go home.
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Why?
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I miss Dad and football.
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The whole shebang.
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Honey, are you sure
this isn't because
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you need a tutor,
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and she's a little girl?
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Leave me alone.
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Didn't you say that
you wanted to come here
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to learn new things
and expand your horizons?
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What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
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Oh, nobody thinks that.
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I do. I thought
we'd get started
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with anti-de Sitter space.
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That sounds fun. What's that?
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I wish I could tell you.
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Oh, um...
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Come on, I just gave you a hint.
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We solve for the geodesics.
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Wrong.
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Ow! Why'd you hit me?
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Pain is the best teacher.
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You're a very
impressive little girl,
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but there's a saying.
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At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.
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You have to play the piano well.
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I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.
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Of course you are.
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What?
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Sorry, just a funny part
of the Bible.
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...for the food we're about
to receive,
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and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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And for the hands what went
to the store and bought it.
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Sorry, had a tough time
getting her down.
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She had horrible gas.
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Well, that's weird.
She was an angel with us.
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Maybe she's hungry.
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Maybe she's teething.
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You know what, let her suck
on a Slim Jim.
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Ooh! Two birds.
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You're awful quiet tonight.
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Oh, just work stuff.
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Huh, I wouldn't have thought
running a laundromat
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would be all that stressful.
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Well, Dad, you run
your own business.
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You know what it's like
dealing with the public.
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That I do. Actually,
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I had a guy the other day
came in
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returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,
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way past warranty.
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Put up quite a stink, too.
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How'd you handle it?
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Gave him a new set of tires.
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I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
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but got a customer for life.
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Smart. I could learn
a lot from you.
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Well, you can learn a lot
from your father, too.
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Hmm. All right,
what you got, big man?
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Uh, well...
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Saved by the bell.
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Would it kill anyone
to say "thank you"
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- for this delicious meal?
- Hello.
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Thanks.
Thank you.
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Hang on.
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Jim, it's your wife.
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Hi, honey.
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I am sorry,
I lost track of time.
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I was playing with the baby,
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who, I got to tell you,
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looks more and more
like you every day...
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Okey-dokey,
I will be right home.
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Five minutes.
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Gotta go.
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What?
252
00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,432
Nothing.
253
00:09:51,433 --> 00:09:53,836
Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.
254
00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:57,039
Nothing's wrong.
255
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:00,943
Just tell me.
256
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,711
Is it that obvious?
257
00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:03,746
Yes.
258
00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:06,916
All right.
259
00:10:06,949 --> 00:10:08,717
Meemaw put a roulette wheel
in the slot room,
260
00:10:08,751 --> 00:10:11,086
and I'm real worried about it.
261
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,788
Why?
262
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:16,025
The slots are already
in a gray area.
263
00:10:16,058 --> 00:10:18,460
A roulette wheel could
land us in jail.
264
00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,863
Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.
265
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,598
I did, but she said
it could throw off
266
00:10:22,631 --> 00:10:24,199
a thousand dollars a day.
267
00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,935
Oh.
268
00:10:25,968 --> 00:10:27,102
Then do it.
269
00:10:27,136 --> 00:10:29,071
But I could go to jail.
270
00:10:29,104 --> 00:10:31,273
I'll wait for you.
271
00:10:31,308 --> 00:10:33,642
I thought you'd be on my side.
272
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,544
Georgie, I am on your side.
273
00:10:35,577 --> 00:10:37,813
In fact, we should
get married sooner
274
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,482
so that I can't
testify against you.
275
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:43,118
And also because you love me.
276
00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:44,987
Thousand bucks a day?
277
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,222
You bet I love you.
278
00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,960
So listen,
I thought it over
279
00:10:50,993 --> 00:10:54,229
and decided
the risk is worth it.
280
00:10:54,263 --> 00:10:56,165
Good. Mandy on board?
281
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,766
I didn't ask.
282
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,635
Glad she brought you around.
283
00:10:59,668 --> 00:11:02,204
Listen, why don't you
shadow Herman,
284
00:11:02,237 --> 00:11:03,440
see how it's done.
285
00:11:03,472 --> 00:11:06,208
You want me to run the wheel?
286
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,710
We should
be ready.
287
00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:11,146
It's the bottom of the ninth
for this guy.
288
00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:12,281
Red 12.
289
00:11:12,315 --> 00:11:13,849
No winners.
290
00:11:15,284 --> 00:11:16,251
You okay?
291
00:11:16,285 --> 00:11:17,252
Yeah.
292
00:11:17,286 --> 00:11:19,154
I got just the one lung.
293
00:11:20,022 --> 00:11:22,291
Connie said
you'd show me the ropes.
294
00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:23,592
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
295
00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:25,861
You'll catch on in no time.
296
00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:28,664
No more bets.
297
00:11:28,697 --> 00:11:30,467
So, we bought this
table from you?
298
00:11:30,499 --> 00:11:31,734
Oh, yeah.
299
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:34,437
I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.
300
00:11:34,471 --> 00:11:36,271
Until it got shut down.
301
00:11:36,305 --> 00:11:37,706
Cops?
302
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,241
Oh, no, nothing like that.
303
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:40,843
Dixie mafia.
304
00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:42,811
They threatened to cut off my...
305
00:11:42,845 --> 00:11:44,347
Red 16.
306
00:11:44,381 --> 00:11:46,483
Red 16.
307
00:11:46,515 --> 00:11:48,917
Cut off your what?
308
00:11:50,619 --> 00:11:52,755
Wrong.
What is wrong
about this?
309
00:11:52,788 --> 00:11:54,723
You didn't account for
all the dimensions.
310
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,292
The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.
311
00:11:57,327 --> 00:11:58,495
Only if
there's fermions.
312
00:11:58,527 --> 00:11:59,962
Without fermions, there could be
313
00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,431
up to 26 dimensions.
314
00:12:01,464 --> 00:12:03,899
What? Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis
315
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,568
never mentioned
26 dimensions.
Who are they?
316
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,338
They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.
317
00:12:08,371 --> 00:12:09,605
I've never heard of them.
318
00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:11,140
Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.
319
00:12:11,173 --> 00:12:13,876
I recently studied with
Henry W. Kendall.
320
00:12:13,909 --> 00:12:16,645
The Nobel Prize winner
for his pioneering research
321
00:12:16,678 --> 00:12:18,113
on the deep inelastic scattering
322
00:12:18,147 --> 00:12:20,450
of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?
323
00:12:20,483 --> 00:12:23,218
Yes.
Never heard of him.
324
00:12:24,387 --> 00:12:26,655
Try again.
325
00:12:31,494 --> 00:12:32,928
Oh, I see the problem.
326
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:33,862
This is stupid.
327
00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,532
You can't just
invent dimensions.
328
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:37,066
There's this one,
329
00:12:37,099 --> 00:12:39,234
this one and this one.
330
00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:42,838
You forgot
the dimension of time.
331
00:12:45,674 --> 00:12:46,942
Ow. Thank you.
332
00:12:56,919 --> 00:12:58,521
You want to sit down
or something?
333
00:12:58,555 --> 00:13:02,124
I sit down,
I might not ever get up.
334
00:13:04,427 --> 00:13:06,563
Uh-oh.
335
00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:08,531
Dixie mafia.
336
00:13:08,565 --> 00:13:09,998
What do we do?
337
00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:12,601
Just stay calm.
Let me do the talking.
338
00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:14,803
Who's in charge here?
339
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,004
He is.
340
00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,874
Give us the money.
341
00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:20,275
I-I can't.
342
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,810
I have a daughter to support.
343
00:13:22,644 --> 00:13:25,348
Hope she likes being
an only child.
344
00:13:35,891 --> 00:13:37,626
What're you doing up?
345
00:13:37,659 --> 00:13:39,395
Can't sleep.
346
00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:40,696
Same.
347
00:13:40,729 --> 00:13:42,164
You want some tea?
348
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,665
Hot tea?
349
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,634
What am I, the Queen of England?
350
00:13:46,469 --> 00:13:47,769
You okay?
351
00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:50,340
Don't become an adult. It sucks.
352
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:51,773
Too late.
353
00:13:51,807 --> 00:13:53,942
Do you know how much it costs
to feed a family these days?
354
00:13:53,976 --> 00:13:55,677
If it wasn't for double coupons,
355
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,713
I don't know how we'd manage.
356
00:13:58,615 --> 00:14:01,049
Well, making the money's
no picnic either.
357
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,719
I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,
358
00:14:03,752 --> 00:14:05,988
but...
359
00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:07,656
...it's really
working my last nerve.
360
00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:09,725
I spend my whole day
holding this house together
361
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,226
and no one even says,
"Thank you."
362
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,328
I get it.
363
00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:13,463
I get home from work,
364
00:14:13,496 --> 00:14:15,130
but does anyone ask
how my day was?
365
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,466
How was your day?
366
00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:18,033
Don't ask.
367
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:21,170
Why do we
even do it?
368
00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:24,072
Well, I got
a fiancée and a baby,
369
00:14:24,106 --> 00:14:26,208
and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.
370
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,477
Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
371
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:29,379
I mean why do I do it?
372
00:14:37,986 --> 00:14:39,087
Hello.
373
00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:41,524
Why did you never tell me
there's 26 dimensions?
374
00:14:41,558 --> 00:14:43,091
What?
375
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,927
I'm in Heidelberg
and I'm studying string theory,
376
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,062
and I'm now drastically behind,
thanks to you.
377
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:51,200
Sheldon, it's 3:00
in the morning.
378
00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:53,835
Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
379
00:14:54,671 --> 00:14:56,539
That explains why
I'm hanging up.
380
00:14:56,573 --> 00:14:58,140
I had to be tutored by a child
381
00:14:58,173 --> 00:14:59,775
and the professor
called me a dummkopf.
382
00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:01,843
Now I'm glad you called.
383
00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:03,513
I don't like it here.
384
00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:05,448
I miss being
the smartest one in class.
385
00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,350
Son, if you're
always the smartest,
386
00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:08,917
you're never learning anything.
387
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,521
Interesting. So what do I do?
388
00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:12,589
Listen.
389
00:15:12,622 --> 00:15:14,457
I'm listening.
390
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,924
No, that's the answer.
391
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,759
Try doing something
you're truly awful at:
392
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,395
just shut up and listen.
393
00:15:19,429 --> 00:15:20,530
But what if I...
394
00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:21,730
When you're in class, listen.
395
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,265
But I could...
396
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:31,139
Guess I should pee.
397
00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:38,947
What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?
398
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,882
I did, and I'm eating it.
399
00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,951
And when I'm done,
I'm gonna go watch TV
400
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,054
while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.
401
00:15:47,055 --> 00:15:48,123
But...
402
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,593
you were doing great,
so grown-up,
403
00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:51,694
cooking and cleaning.
404
00:15:51,728 --> 00:15:53,762
Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.
405
00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:57,500
I thought we had
a whole thing going here.
406
00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:58,834
Now we have a new thing.
407
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,202
Look at the fridge.
408
00:16:03,606 --> 00:16:04,840
Chore chart?
409
00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:06,174
That's right.
410
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,379
You realize it's my job
that pays for all this.
411
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:11,614
That is true. Thank you.
412
00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:13,181
You're welcome.
413
00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:14,751
And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry
414
00:16:14,783 --> 00:16:15,917
and taking out the garbage.
415
00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:17,754
What about Georgie?
416
00:16:17,786 --> 00:16:18,854
Look at the chart.
417
00:16:18,887 --> 00:16:20,055
Georgie mows
the lawn
418
00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:21,391
and cleans
the toilet.
419
00:16:25,093 --> 00:16:26,928
One should not even
420
00:16:26,962 --> 00:16:31,033
attempt to unify
type-one
und type-two...
421
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:32,669
I wanted to give up
and run away,
422
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:34,404
but I had read
enough comic books
423
00:16:34,437 --> 00:16:35,937
to know that heroes don't quit.
424
00:16:35,971 --> 00:16:39,542
Instead of running,
I decided to stay
425
00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:42,612
and face the biggest challenge
I've ever had:
426
00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:44,146
keeping my mouth shut.
427
00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:47,417
Any thoughts on
the compactification of
428
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:49,117
the extra dimensions here?
429
00:16:51,387 --> 00:16:53,088
Mmm.
430
00:16:53,121 --> 00:16:55,425
Ja.
One must conserve
431
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,192
the unbroken
supercharges.
432
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,629
Und the spherical
Hankel transform
433
00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:02,130
of this
equation is...
434
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:07,169
This turned out to be
a pivotal moment in my life.
435
00:17:07,202 --> 00:17:10,440
By being open
to people smarter than me,
436
00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:13,909
I grew as both a man
and a scientist.
437
00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:17,212
Humble, brilliant...
438
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,281
I really am the whole package.
439
00:17:23,454 --> 00:17:24,255
Hey.
440
00:17:24,288 --> 00:17:25,589
What brings you by?
441
00:17:25,623 --> 00:17:27,125
Well, I finished
my honey-do list,
442
00:17:27,159 --> 00:17:29,260
so Audrey gave me
the afternoon off.
443
00:17:30,162 --> 00:17:31,362
Come on in.
444
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,865
All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.
445
00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:35,399
Well, this isn't fun.
446
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,002
I didn't make
the chore chart.
447
00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:38,136
Just grab
a corner.
448
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:39,971
There is
no corner.
449
00:17:41,006 --> 00:17:42,306
Georgie, give
us a hand.
450
00:17:42,339 --> 00:17:44,743
Oh, you don't want me
touching anything.
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