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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,149 [ANNIE] Name: 2 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:20,455 Annie Braddock. 3 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,893 Age: 4 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:24,763 21. 5 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,114 Area of interest: 6 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:29,246 Anthropology. 7 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,033 Describe your work experience as it relates 8 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,991 to your intended field. 9 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:36,906 My God. 10 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,343 Where do I begin? 11 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,390 [VOICE ON LOUDSPEAKERS] Attention. 12 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:46,872 The Museum of Natural History will be closing in 15 minutes. 13 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:52,922 Please exit the hall by using the western staircase. 14 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,620 [melodic music] 15 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:08,198 [ANNIE] Child-rearing around the world boasts 16 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:11,245 a wide variety of customs and mores. 17 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,079 But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns 18 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:23,257 [ANNIE] can be found within the small island community of Manhattan. 19 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,172 [MAN] Asshole! 20 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:26,912 [ANNIE] The inhabitants of the region 21 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,566 known as the Upper East Side, 22 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,134 have the most prosperous, yet idiosyncratic 23 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,919 social systems on the planet. 24 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:37,009 After successfully mating and producing offspring, 25 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:39,621 the men are often distant and uninvolved, 26 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:42,667 leaving their women to hunt, gather and provide 27 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:44,278 for their families. 28 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,501 Yet the resourceful mothers of the Upper East Side 29 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:52,590 have plenty of time to participate 30 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:55,941 in a variety of sex-role- specific activities. 31 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:58,466 These include body mutilation, 32 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,730 sacred meditation, 33 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,342 even fasting rituals. 34 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:11,566 Which brings us to our focus on child-rearing. 35 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,437 Who actually does it? 36 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:16,092 Well, in Africa, they have a saying. 37 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,834 It takes a village to raise a child. 38 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:21,141 But for the tribe of the Upper East Side, 39 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,578 it takes just one person. 40 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:24,448 The nanny. 41 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,457 Okay, so what's depicted here is not 42 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,198 a typical tribal ritual, 43 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:39,028 but rather the unraveling of one such nanny. 44 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:41,248 Actually, this nanny is me. 45 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,206 And why I'm telling off a teddy bear 46 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,556 is the subject of this field diary. 47 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,906 If by chance my report stereotypes 48 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:51,519 or geographically profiles, forgive me. 49 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:55,044 I'm not exactly an objective observer. 50 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:57,307 [applause] 51 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:03,270 [UNIVERSITY DEAN] Master in economics, minor in communications. 52 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,185 Elaine Bassen, 53 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:09,189 honors in urban planning, minor in sociology. 54 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,668 Annie Braddock, 55 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:13,758 high honors in business, minor in anthropology. 56 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,412 [ANNIE] So here I am a few months before 57 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:16,805 the teddy bear incident. 58 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:18,198 - Whoo-whoo! 59 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,764 [ANNIE] A native New Jersey girl participating 60 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:21,984 in a dreaded rite -of-passage ceremony. 61 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:22,811 D'oh! 62 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:23,942 - Oh my God! 63 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,248 - Spaz! 64 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,858 [ANNIE] And here's the woman who reared me, 65 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,817 pretty much all by herself. 66 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,253 She's a nurse. 67 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,515 Note the shoes. 68 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,214 What is it? 69 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:37,739 - You'll see. 70 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:40,829 Oh! 71 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,091 Wow. 72 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:43,788 Thank you. 73 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,137 [JUDY BRADDOCK] I know it's not much, but I wanted to buy you 74 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:46,574 your first business suit. 75 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:47,401 - Thanks. 76 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:48,924 Thank you. 77 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,578 - You can look back on this when you're a famous CFO. 78 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:51,535 - Oh, Mom. 79 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:52,623 Gosh, come on. 80 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,277 It's one meeting at Goldman Sachs. 81 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,236 It's highly competitive. 82 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,107 I'm probably never gonna get the job. 83 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,935 - All right, stop with the negativity. 84 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,677 Your father was always negative and look where it got him. 85 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,375 Double-wide trailer in Scranton. 86 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,856 Honey, I'm not kidding. 87 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,684 I would give the world to be sitting 88 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,294 where you're sitting right now. 89 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,992 You are so much smarter than I was. 90 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,386 No man is gonna squash your dreams. 91 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:20,347 No one's gonna tell you how to live your life. 92 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:24,002 - Maybe I'm not CFO material, you know? 93 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:28,137 No, what if I'm better suited at something else? 94 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:28,964 - Like what? 95 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,226 Anthropology? 96 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,576 Honey how are you gonna make a living at that? 97 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,535 Look, if you really wanna run around in grass skirts, 98 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:39,148 then make enough money to spend Christmas at Club Med. 99 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,807 [knocking] 100 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,287 [JUDY BRADDOCK] Annie it's 7:15. 101 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:51,813 Get moving or you're gonna be late. 102 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:54,163 [P.A.] New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan 103 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,730 arriving on track two. 104 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:56,948 - Oh. 105 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:58,515 [P.A.] New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan 106 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:00,387 arriving on track two. 107 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:06,871 - Oh, goodness. 108 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:11,180 I have to admire this corporate drag. 109 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:12,660 Wow. 110 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:13,661 - Well, at least I'm not wearing last night's outfit 111 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,184 at 8:00 a.m., party girl. 112 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:17,969 - Let's just say that you missed a fabulous throw-down 113 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,884 and Tom Waylan was there. 114 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:20,711 - So? 115 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,234 - He asked about you. 116 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:23,540 Twice. 117 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:25,368 - All right, well, I gotta go. 118 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:26,630 Real life awaits. 119 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,066 - God. 120 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,459 - You know, I bet none of those cultures you study 121 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,200 practice such rigorous celibacy. 122 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,419 - You ever hear of the Shakers? 123 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,725 [LYNETTE] Yes, and they're extinct. 124 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,124 [ANNIE] Excuse me, sir? 125 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:43,168 - Sir. - Yeah? 126 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:44,605 - I got off at the wrong stop. 127 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,824 Can you tell me where Chambers Street is, please? 128 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,870 - You see the building with the red umbrella? 129 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,001 - Yes. 130 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,394 - It's about five blocks below that. 131 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:52,308 Oh shit. 132 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:58,749 [HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR] Our financial analyst training program is so competitive. 133 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:02,492 We have over 8,000 applicants for 10 positions. 134 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:05,756 So, why don't you tell me, in your own words, 135 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,629 who exactly is Annie Braddock? 136 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:13,198 - Wow, that's certainly an easy enough question. 137 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,069 Mm-hm. 138 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:18,552 - Annie Braddock is a kind... 139 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,164 Well... 140 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:25,472 I am... 141 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,390 - Go on. 142 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,913 - Well, you see... 143 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,350 - Mm-hm? 144 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,397 - I have absolutely no idea. 145 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,267 Excuse me. 146 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,750 [ANNIE] Who is Annie Braddock? 147 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,882 It wasn't exactly a trick question, 148 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:48,320 yet somehow I couldn't formulate a response. 149 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:50,453 Of course I knew all the basic facts. 150 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:54,109 The date of birth, home town, socioeconomic makeup. 151 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:57,242 But I didn't really know who I was, where I fit in, 152 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:59,114 who I was gonna be. 153 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:02,552 I was suddenly terrified I'd never find the answer. 154 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:05,555 - I need five rolls of fabric overnighted from London. 155 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,775 I don't care how much it costs. 156 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,298 ♪ Oh 157 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:11,909 ♪ You're a native New Yorker 158 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,607 [ANNIE] How about her? 159 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,914 This woman, could she be Annie Braddock? 160 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,568 ♪ You should know by now 161 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:22,442 ♪ You're a native New Yorker 162 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:25,445 Hmm. 163 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,580 - Or perhaps this is Annie Braddock? 164 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,717 ♪ You grew up riding the subways ♪ 165 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,720 ♪ Running with people 166 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:40,895 ♪ Up in Harlem 167 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,331 ♪ Down on Broadway 168 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:45,726 ♪ There you are lost in the shadows ♪ 169 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:48,337 ♪ Searching for someone 170 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:53,385 ♪ You're the heart and soul of New York City ♪ 171 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,476 [ANNIE] On that spring afternoon, 172 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:59,914 it seemed my future was finally set. 173 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,786 A Central Park bag lady I would be. 174 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:06,398 At least I'd finally get to live in Manhattan. 175 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,923 But before I officially surrendered to fate, 176 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:12,492 something, or rather, someone, intervened. 177 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:18,454 [rock music blaring] 178 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,324 Mmm. 179 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,503 Whoa! 180 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,462 [woman screaming] 181 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,292 - Hello there. 182 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:31,162 - Hi. 183 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,250 - Are you okay? 184 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:34,688 - Get off of me, you pervert. 185 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,433 - Do you belong to anyone, little man? 186 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:42,260 [MRS. X] Grayer! 187 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:44,393 - I belong to you. 188 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,263 [MRS. X] Grayer! 189 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,179 Oh God. 190 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,703 Thank you so much. 191 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:52,706 You just averted a minor disaster. 192 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,490 [ANNIE] The woman featured here, 193 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,448 the one wearing the Dior snakeskin jacket 194 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:57,972 and Louis Vuitton shoes, 195 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,235 is unfortunately not Annie Braddock. 196 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:03,847 ♪ New York City girl 197 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,937 She is, in fact, a perfect female specimen 198 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,939 from the Upper East Side clan. 199 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,550 For the purpose of this case study, 200 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,813 we'll just call her Mrs. X. 201 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,990 - Hi, I'm Mrs. X. 202 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,906 Let me apologize for my feral son. 203 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,603 - Oh, no, no need to apologize. 204 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,648 Please, I love kids. 205 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:22,518 I'm Annie. 206 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,563 - You're a nanny? 207 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:24,389 Oh! 208 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,260 - No, I'm not. 209 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,174 - No wonder. 210 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,262 You're so good with children. 211 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:28,480 - Oh, I'm not. 212 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,700 - Actually, I just lost my nanny, Bertie, 213 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,964 which is why I'm out in this godforsaken park by myself. 214 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:34,878 - Okay. 215 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,227 - She left us to go get married. 216 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,185 - All right. 217 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,142 Oh my God. 218 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,579 - Are you employed? 219 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,930 - No, unfortunately I- 220 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:43,887 - Fabulous! 221 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,541 Look, here is my card. 222 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,457 Please, please, please call me later this week. 223 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,632 We'll schedule a lunch. 224 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:50,677 Anywhere you'd like to go. 225 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,591 - I'm sorry- 226 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,635 - The Mark, the Four Seasons. 227 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,984 Unfortunately, I have to run, 228 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,638 but I really look forward to hearing from you. 229 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,335 - I'm sorry, I really think you misunderstood me. 230 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,642 - I have a very good feeling about this. 231 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:00,512 Call me. 232 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,566 [GLAMOUR MOM] Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear. 233 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,176 I'm looking for a new nanny too. 234 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,090 Oh I- 235 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,178 Can I give you my card as well? 236 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,049 - Excuse me? 237 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,616 - I pay well above average. 238 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,139 - I have a card too, call me. 239 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,706 - I have a place in the Hamptons. 240 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,533 - Donald Trump lives in my building. 241 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,057 [ANNIE] It seemed that fate now offered me 242 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,580 a wonderful alternative. 243 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,888 An opportunity to completely duck out of my life. 244 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:31,631 So, I decided for one summer to abandon Annie 245 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:35,591 and trade her in for a brand-new persona. 246 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,461 Nanny. 247 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,902 Of course, there was one tiny problem. 248 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,381 [gentle music] 249 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:47,777 Everything I knew about nannying came from the movies. 250 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:52,434 Even so, I fell asleep confident 251 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:55,002 that I'd magically find my way. 252 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,487 [LYNETTE] Annie? 253 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:05,534 Annie! 254 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:29,558 [LYNETTE] Annie? 255 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:39,046 Get your feet on the ground, young lady. 256 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,932 [exhales deeply] 257 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:01,764 Hmm. 258 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,078 [ANNIE] The fact that I had no child-care experience 259 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,994 mattered little to the matriarchs of the Upper East Side. 260 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,518 - Even though I don't have a job, 261 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,782 I just don't seem to have enough time for myself. 262 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,045 [ANNIE] All they needed to know was that I was white, 263 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:25,048 a college grad, and terminally single. 264 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:28,835 - As you can see, my husband and I are getting a divorce. 265 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,838 So, you and the kids must remain 266 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:35,667 on my side of the apartment at all times, 267 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,670 until the custody battle is settled. 268 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:41,673 - Oh. 269 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:45,025 In short, I was the Chanel bag of nannies. 270 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,504 - I heard through the grapevine 271 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,071 you've been meeting with a lot of people. 272 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,507 So I thought you might appreciate 273 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,335 a civilized lunch at Bergdorf's rather than 274 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,815 being interviewed at the apartment. 275 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,861 - Thank you, that's very considerate. 276 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:55,731 - Not really. 277 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,167 I just love to eat out. 278 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,908 I'll probably come up with a million excuses 279 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,562 for us to go have lunch. 280 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,086 If you end up with us, I mean. 281 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,306 [SERVER] Ready? 282 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,351 - Do you know what you're having? 283 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,049 I don't mean to rush you, 284 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:12,530 but I'm attending a 2:00 lecture at the Parents' Society. 285 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:15,490 Super mom, trying to juggle it all. 286 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,406 - I'll just have the burger. 287 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,276 Thanks. 288 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:25,021 - I can't guarantee that the meat here is antibiotic-free. 289 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,588 But the chef here is from Brittany, 290 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:29,025 so I highly recommend the crepe Bretagne. 291 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,679 Deux, s'il vous plait. 292 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,506 - Okay. 293 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:32,724 - Excellent choice. 294 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:33,595 - Thanks. 295 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,949 You're from New Jersey. 296 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,516 - Unfortunately. 297 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,824 - Oh no, there are some very lovely parts of that state. 298 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,870 Friends of ours have a horse farm in Upper Saddle River. 299 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:48,828 - Really? 300 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:49,741 Mm-hm. 301 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,352 - I hear it's really nice there. 302 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,833 - I'll have to take you riding there one day. 303 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:54,877 Okay. 304 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,139 - Tell me more. 305 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,533 I wanna know all about you. 306 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,842 I'm from Connecticut, actually. 307 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,365 I went to Smith. 308 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,150 And don't believe the rumors, we weren't all lesbians. 309 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:12,199 After graduation, I moved here and started running Gagosian. 310 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,592 The art gallery. 311 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:15,506 - Oh. 312 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,899 - It was a blast. 313 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,292 But you really, you can't do that sort of thing 314 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,946 when you're raising a child. 315 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,210 The parties, the schmoozing, the travel... 316 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,864 - Oh, excuse me. 317 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:25,690 Oh. 318 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:26,517 - Bitsy. 319 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,475 It's you. 320 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,389 - Bitsy. 321 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,695 I've so been meaning to call. 322 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,654 - Is there anything at all I can do? 323 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,438 - Not unless you know a hit man. 324 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,267 That lawyer Jeanie Whitman recommended was no help at all. 325 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,442 - I am so sorry. 326 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,053 Turns out all our assets are actually 327 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,098 in Tucker's company's name. 328 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,231 All I'm getting is a million flat. 329 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,885 - That's appalling. 330 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,670 - If I'd known it would go this far, 331 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:51,020 I would have just turned a blind eye. 332 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:54,415 - Anyway, enjoy the rest of your lunch before I ruin that too. 333 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:58,114 I'll call you later this week, sweetheart. 334 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,597 - Such a shame. 335 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,426 But she should have seen it coming. 336 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,341 Everyone else did. 337 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,995 Anyway, where were we? 338 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,344 Ah yes. 339 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,737 After Gagosian, I met Mr. X. 340 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,744 [LYNETTE] You know, my grandmother worked as a domestic 341 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,268 so we wouldn't have to. 342 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,705 And here you are, fresh out of college, 343 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,968 voluntarily taking a nanny gig. 344 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:29,363 - I told you, this is not a lifelong commitment, okay? 345 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,408 It's just a way for me to get my head together. 346 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,149 Besides, the money is great. 347 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,804 I finally get to move to the city. 348 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:38,198 - I'm moving to the city to go to grad school, 349 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,200 not to be somebody's servant. 350 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,592 Plus you know you're wrong, 351 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,767 or you wouldn't be lying to your mother. 352 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,379 - This is all just happening too fast. 353 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,381 I don't understand why you can't just 354 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,904 live at the house for a while, 355 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,384 just to get on your feet. 356 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,559 - Mom, I lived at home through four years of college. 357 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,039 Don't you think that's long enough? 358 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,779 Well, how could you find a decent apartment so fast? 359 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,826 - The bank has, you know, an excellent program. 360 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,698 They've got me hooked up with a trainee, which is great. 361 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:01,917 - I'm getting in the car. 362 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,440 - Can I come with you? 363 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,225 - I would feel a lot better if I could 364 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,835 at least see where you were living. 365 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:07,749 Come on. 366 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,055 The other trainees, you know, 367 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,361 they went to fancy boarding schools 368 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,059 and European exchange programs. 369 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:16,758 If I show up with my mom, I'll just look like a big dork. 370 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,499 - Guess that makes sense. 371 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,240 - Come here. 372 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,371 - I love you. 373 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,983 - Let me know the minute I can visit you. 374 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:27,247 - I'll call you when I get there, okay? 375 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,077 ♪ Freedom 376 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,643 ♪ Freedom 377 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,210 - Hey, you're gonna get me a ticket. 378 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,038 ♪ Freedom 379 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,171 ♪ You got to give what you take ♪ 380 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,259 You're crazy. 381 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,696 ♪ Freedom 382 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:42,784 ♪ Freedom 383 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,090 Sing it again. 384 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,222 ♪ Freedom 385 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:50,270 ♪ You got to give what you take ♪ 386 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,014 - I love that song. 387 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,278 - I'm telling you, like the bees, 388 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,106 you're free, girl. 389 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,238 - That's okay, I'll take care of it, miss. 390 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,718 - Oh, thank you. 391 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,111 I can't believe this. 392 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,764 I could get used to this, I'm telling you that. 393 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,940 - Thank God I'm getting a shrink degree. 394 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,943 You know, I love you, but you're harsh. 395 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,162 A little bit. 396 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,990 - Just give me a hug. 397 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,079 Mwah! 398 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,603 - I'll see you soon, I'm sure. 399 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:20,474 - Annie? 400 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:25,609 You know the path of least resistance? 401 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,787 [knocking] 402 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,404 - Oh, hi. 403 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,580 - You are the new nanny? 404 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,148 - Yes, and you must be Maria. 405 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,410 - Nice to meet you. 406 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:44,280 - Hmm. 407 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,022 - Can I come in? 408 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:47,936 Okay. 409 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,504 - Leave it there. 410 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,158 The floor is clean. 411 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,072 - Mm. 412 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:00,992 Wow. 413 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,995 This place is incredible. 414 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,434 - I hope you last longer than the last one. 415 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,913 - Who, Bertie? 416 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:11,133 - Oh yeah, Mrs. X told me that she left to get married. 417 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,178 - Married? 418 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,919 She had one date and she get fired. 419 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,097 - Oh, Maria? 420 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,273 - Are you gonna tell Mrs.X that I've arrived? 421 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,101 - Mrs. X is shopping. 422 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,146 But she left you a note on the table. 423 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,410 Now I have to go run the vacuum, okay? 424 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,281 Ay. 425 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,072 [vacuum whirring] 426 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,080 Dear Nanny, welcome! 427 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,213 [ANNIE] Please make note that from here on in, 428 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,345 I'm referred to as Nanny by all the people 429 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,260 in the Xs' social network. 430 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:54,045 - [MRS. X] I'm so excited to have you onboard. 431 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,918 Please make yourself completely at home. 432 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,703 Manuel is making you your own set of keys. 433 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,923 You should have them by tomorrow. 434 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,577 The fridge is well-stocked. 435 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,231 - Tofu cutlets? 436 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,145 Ugh. 437 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,885 - Help yourself to anything. 438 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,104 - Yuck. 439 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,932 - Sorry I could not be there to meet you 440 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,674 but I'm trying to squeeze in a little shopping 441 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,719 before my Parents' Society meeting, 442 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,548 which reminds me, please pick Grayer up 443 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,812 from the Christian preschool at 2:15 sharp. 444 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:24,598 It's extremely important not to be late. 445 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,816 - Ooh. 446 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,210 - As you can see, I have attached a list 447 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,820 of basic house rules. 448 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,213 - Hello, Manolo. 449 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,736 - We believe it's important 450 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,913 to maintain some sense of structure in our home 451 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,828 for Grayer's sake. 452 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:40,875 Rule number one: Grayer and his playmates 453 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,182 are never allowed in the master bedroom. 454 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,313 - Oops. 455 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,923 - Of course, you should refrain from 456 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,012 entering our bedroom as well. 457 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,318 Rule number two: 458 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,755 Grayer is never allowed to nap during the day. 459 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,148 - No naps? 460 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,455 - This throws his sleeping schedule completely off, 461 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:58,719 and I prefer him tired when I get home. 462 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,507 Rule number three: we just had the walls redone. 463 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,249 Please keep Grayer from rubbing up against them. 464 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,555 - Oh! 465 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,688 - Rule number four: if school is ever canceled, 466 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:16,127 the following non-structured outings are permissible. 467 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,391 The Met, the Morgan Library, 468 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,741 the French Culinary Institute, 469 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,265 the New York Stock Exchange. 470 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,875 Rule number five: 471 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,356 we do not take the subway because of germs. 472 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,401 [ANNIE] Oh, God. 473 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,706 - Rule number six: 474 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,491 Grayer still must be in a stroller 475 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,797 when crossing Park or Madison. Blah, blah, blah, blah. 476 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,059 Rule number seven: 477 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:38,672 Grayer maintains a high-soy organic diet. 478 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,239 Rule number eight: 479 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,546 practice French with Grayer at least three times a week. 480 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,809 His father wants him to attend Collegiate 481 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,768 where he's currently wait-listed. 482 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:48,856 - French? 483 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:49,944 Holy merde. 484 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,902 - His acceptance is a top priority. 485 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:52,860 - Mon Dieu. 486 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,210 - Nanny? 487 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,734 [passes wind] 488 00:20:58,866 --> 00:20:59,693 Nanny? 489 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,391 What are you doing? 490 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:05,176 - The note said to pick up Grayer from school at 2:15. 491 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,047 - Hm. 492 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,223 - And it's only one o'clock. 493 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,225 So I was a little sweaty from moving 494 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,879 and I thought that I would, you know... 495 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:15,970 - What I mean is, what are you doing in that bathtub? 496 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:21,018 And why are your bags strewn all over the guest room? 497 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,456 - I thought that was my room. 498 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:25,371 - No. 499 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:27,851 No, Nanny. 500 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,726 This is your room. 501 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:33,596 - Oh. 502 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,077 Okay. 503 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,298 Yeah, this is very sweet. 504 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:44,607 Hmm. 505 00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,920 [uptempo music] 506 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:56,576 I'm sorry. 507 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,404 Do you have the time? 508 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:00,710 - 2:15. 509 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,799 - So they'll be getting out anytime now? 510 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,148 - 2:45. 511 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,236 - I'm sorry? 512 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,804 - They get out every day at 2:45. 513 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,024 Dumbass. 514 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,682 [ANNIE] It quickly became clear that Mrs. X had arranged 515 00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:19,555 for me to arrive everywhere torturously early. 516 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,125 - Get ready, ladies. 517 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:26,040 Here they come. 518 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:31,045 [children screaming] [school bell ringing] 519 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,396 - Grayer? 520 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,310 Grayer? 521 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,313 Grayer X? 522 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,184 - Who is it you're looking for? 523 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,272 - Grayer. 524 00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:42,448 - I know that one. 525 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:45,146 He plays with my wee monster, Darwin. 526 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:46,365 - Hay-ya! 527 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:47,409 - Ow! 528 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,237 Oh, Grayer, there you are. 529 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,239 Hey, little man, you remember me? 530 00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:53,415 - Yes, and I hate you! 531 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:54,590 - What? 532 00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:55,852 Come on, we get along great, remember? 533 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,898 Like when we met in Central Park? 534 00:22:57,941 --> 00:23:00,422 Let me get your backpack. 535 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:01,336 - Stop. 536 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,250 - Grayer, stop. 537 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,120 - Help, police! 538 00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:04,383 She's hurting me! 539 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,645 - They usually start out that way, you know. 540 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:06,472 - Yes. 541 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:07,429 - Danger, danger! 542 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,648 - Just be patient, eh? 543 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:09,997 - Let me put you in your stroller, okay? 544 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:10,911 Hold on one second. 545 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,216 - I'm too big for a stroller! 546 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,174 Grayer! 547 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,915 - Help, police! - Grayer! 548 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,395 Grayer! 549 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,787 Grayer! 550 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,049 Grayer! 551 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:20,007 Come here! 552 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,661 - I hate you, I want Bertie! 553 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:22,575 - I know, honey. 554 00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:23,619 I know you want Bertie. 555 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:24,664 Bertie had to leave to get married 556 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:26,405 or go on a date or something, okay? 557 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,232 But I promise, we're gonna have a lot of fun together, 558 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,059 honestly. 559 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,583 All right? 560 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:33,542 Now let me see how handsome you look in your uniform. 561 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:34,587 What's that? 562 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:36,763 Oh. 563 00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:37,981 - Don't touch that! 564 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,461 It belongs to my daddy! 565 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:40,331 I hate you. 566 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:41,768 I want Bertie. 567 00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:42,856 - Grayer. 568 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,379 [ANNIE] Already, one had to wonder, 569 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,382 what kind of culture would turn a father's business card 570 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,428 into a security blanket? 571 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:51,430 Here we are. 572 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,648 Home sweet home. 573 00:23:52,692 --> 00:23:54,955 First mission accomplished. 574 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:58,175 Grayer, get up off the floor. 575 00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,568 It's very dirty. 576 00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:00,482 - Nuh-uh. 577 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,267 - I have an idea. 578 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,661 Why don't we race to the front door? 579 00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:07,489 Okay, last one there is a rotten egg. 580 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:08,490 - I'm not stupid. 581 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,187 You're just gonna let me win. 582 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,755 No, I am a mighty good runner, mister. 583 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,409 - Not with your pants down. 584 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,454 Oh my God! 585 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,500 Oh shit! 586 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:19,632 The stroller! 587 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:25,812 [knocking] 588 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:27,030 Shit! 589 00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:27,857 Grayer! 590 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,076 - You said a curse. 591 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,338 I'm telling Mommy. 592 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:31,513 Grayer, I am not kidding. 593 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:33,602 Open this door right now. 594 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:35,430 Maria! 595 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,520 - Touch my fingers. 596 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:39,826 Ow! 597 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,567 - I am not letting go until you open the door! 598 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:42,829 - Ow! 599 00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:47,268 - Pardon me. 600 00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,056 I think this belongs to Grayer. 601 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,537 Rode the elevator to the 12th floor. 602 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,538 - Thank you. 603 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,018 - You're welcome. 604 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:02,501 - Sorry, we're having a little bit of a situation here. 605 00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:06,548 - By the way, my name's [bleep]. 606 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:09,116 [ANNIE] Since my job required a vow of chastity, 607 00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,814 it was essential that I avoided all intimacies, 608 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,599 especially first names. 609 00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:15,514 For the purpose of this field diary, 610 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:18,560 let's just call him Harvard Hottie. 611 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,083 I'm the Xs' new nanny. 612 00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,215 Oh. 613 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:24,697 - Very new, as you can probably tell. 614 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:28,309 [GRAYER] I'm taking off all my clothes. 615 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:31,747 - Seems to be popular on this floor. 616 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:35,316 - Mind if I take a crack at him for you? 617 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,535 - Be my guest. 618 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:41,975 - Hey, Grayer, it's your pal from upstairs. 619 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,717 Hey, would you be a sport and unlock the door? 620 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,458 It's not nice to lock people out. 621 00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:48,634 Please, buddy? 622 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,290 Hey. 623 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,857 - Why are you here? 624 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:58,339 - Oh, I'm just helping out my new friend. 625 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,211 - Annie. 626 00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:02,082 - Annie. 627 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:04,519 Annie the nanny. 628 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,999 - She's your friend? 629 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:07,174 - Yes, she's my friend. 630 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,959 Isn't she your friend too? 631 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:10,830 - Not yet. 632 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:22,624 - Thank you. 633 00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:23,494 - Anytime. 634 00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:27,890 [ANNIE] Suddenly the world's most notorious loner 635 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,371 had two new men in her life. 636 00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:34,375 Unfortunately, I knew that the big one was off-limits. 637 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:37,291 Based on my observations, guys like Harvard Hottie 638 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:39,510 only slum it when they're in college. 639 00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:42,035 So, instead of following my heart, 640 00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:44,559 I focused on finding a way into Grayer's. 641 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,257 [upbeat music] 642 00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,224 Grayer, stop it. 643 00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:02,446 ♪ Why can't we be friends 644 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:06,842 [ANNIE] Befriending Grayer certainly wasn't easy. 645 00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:09,323 [laughing] 646 00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:10,585 La la la la la la! 647 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,369 But then again, Margaret Mead didn't run home 648 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,197 every time she contracted malaria. 649 00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,068 - Whoa! 650 00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,984 You're in trouble! 651 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:20,029 - I thought this job was supposed to be a way 652 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,509 to get your head together? 653 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,467 Two weeks in and you already sound depressed, 654 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,165 dejected and paranoid. 655 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,210 - You forgot to mention malnourished. 656 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:30,039 I swear, all these people eat is bean curd and seltzer. 657 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,432 - Ew. 658 00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:33,260 - I mean, even the ice cream is made out of tofu. 659 00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:35,741 So why don't you come down and have dinner with us then? 660 00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:38,134 My new roomie's making gumbo. 661 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:39,614 [ROOMMATE] It's not gumbo. 662 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,747 It's Creole bouillabaisse. 663 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:42,878 - I don't get it. 664 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,706 You move to the city and overnight 665 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,273 your life becomes "Will & Grace". 666 00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:48,101 - I'm here, knee-deep in... 667 00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:48,928 [beep] 668 00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:49,755 Shit. 669 00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:50,930 It's probably my mom. 670 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:51,974 She's the only one who has this number. 671 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:52,845 - Bye. 672 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:54,934 - Hello? 673 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:55,761 - Annie? 674 00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:56,631 - Hi. 675 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,241 - My God. 676 00:27:58,285 --> 00:27:59,939 An entire week has gone by and you haven't called me back. 677 00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:02,724 - Mom, I told you I was gonna be so busy with work. 678 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,291 - Oh come on. 679 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:06,597 You can't find five minutes to call your worried mother? 680 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:07,903 How are you, honey? 681 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:08,774 How's the job? 682 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,558 How's the apartment? 683 00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:13,300 - God, everything is just perfect. 684 00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:15,955 I mean, the job is a dream. 685 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,260 A little challenging. 686 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:18,697 So rewarding though. 687 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,961 And the apartment is just incredible. 688 00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:23,136 - Yeah? 689 00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:24,833 - And my roommate could not be nicer. 690 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,183 - Nanny, in the morning, I need you to stop at Tiffany's 691 00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:28,576 and pick up Mr. X's watch. 692 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:30,186 Then I need you to Xerox the recommendation letters 693 00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:31,666 for Grayer's Collegiate application. 694 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,799 Also, I was thinking, we should introduce 695 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,278 French food into his diet. 696 00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:36,845 It might enhance his study of the language. 697 00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:39,021 So tomorrow night, why don't you make him 698 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,893 coquilles St. Jacques for dinner, hmm? 699 00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:41,763 - Annie? 700 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,025 - Dry cleaning. 701 00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:46,159 - Who was that, your roommate? 702 00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:47,290 - Mom, I have to go. 703 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,596 I have some work stuff to take care of. 704 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:52,208 Wait a minute, I wanna make a plan to visit. 705 00:28:56,517 --> 00:29:00,434 [singing in foreign language] 706 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:11,750 - Hi, ladies. 707 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:15,797 - So I took Madison to the doctor this morning. 708 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,886 She had grown three inches in six months. 709 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,584 - You take her to the doctor too? 710 00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:21,977 - Darling, I do everything. 711 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,326 My job is a type C. 712 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:24,153 - Mmm. 713 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:24,980 - Type C? 714 00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:26,199 What's type C? 715 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:27,330 - Oh Jesus. 716 00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:28,549 Okay, newbie. 717 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:30,072 Pay attention, honey. 718 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,596 - Basically, there's three types of nanny gigs. 719 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,253 Okay, type A, you provide couple time a few nights a week 720 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:40,430 for women who work all day and parent at night. 721 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:45,609 Type B, you provide sanity time, every afternoon, right, 722 00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:48,743 to a woman who mothers in the mornings and the evenings. 723 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:53,356 And type C, the most common, you provide 24-7 me time 724 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,795 to the woman who neither works nor mothers. 725 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:58,797 So, which one are you? 726 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,190 - I am type C. 727 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,322 No question. 728 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,585 Although when I started I had no idea. 729 00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:08,719 I thought it would be a kind of fun and easy job. 730 00:30:08,763 --> 00:30:10,678 - You'd think a college graduate 731 00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:13,855 would choose a job a little more wisely. 732 00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:17,032 - Actually, this job kind of chose me. 733 00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:18,077 - Chose you? 734 00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:20,862 Please, child. 735 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:24,387 I left my country because I thought I could give my boy 736 00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:26,563 and my sick mother a better life. 737 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:29,610 I was supposed to be here two or three years tops. 738 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:32,091 And while I've been raising these strangers' children, 739 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:35,964 my own child has grown up without a mother. 740 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:38,445 That's how this job chose me. 741 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:46,148 [French language music] 742 00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:51,240 - Half a tablespoon of tarragon. 743 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:57,943 - That's dried. 744 00:30:57,986 --> 00:30:59,596 - I like fresh. - Well, you know what? 745 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,425 Dried's all we got, okay, kiddo? 746 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:04,166 - I hate coquilles Jacques. 747 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:05,733 I want sushi. 748 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:08,214 - Well, then tell your mother you wanna learn Japanese. 749 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:09,650 - Mm! 750 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:10,520 - Okay. 751 00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:17,876 Ah! 752 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:18,833 - Ha-ha! 753 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,182 I'm telling Mommy. 754 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,749 You're in trouble. 755 00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:24,491 - Okay. 756 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:27,973 That's it. 757 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:36,720 - No, Mommy says they're full of high-fructose corn syrup. 758 00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,200 - Well, what mommy doesn't know won't hurt her, 759 00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:39,288 okay, Mr. Tattletale? 760 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:40,899 Eat it. 761 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:41,769 Go on. 762 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:44,424 Right out of the jar. 763 00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:58,133 It's okay. 764 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,050 - Mmm. - Mmm. 765 00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:03,399 It's yummy, isn't it? 766 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,053 - This is fun. 767 00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:06,141 - Yeah? 768 00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:07,490 - This is fun. 769 00:32:07,534 --> 00:32:08,970 - This is fun. 770 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:12,931 And this fun meal has to be our little secret, okay? 771 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:13,801 - Okay. 772 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:15,890 - Okay. 773 00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:20,329 Hey, you know, we can do lots of fun things. 774 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,550 We just have to be friends and we have to trust each other. 775 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:24,420 Okay? 776 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:30,644 Maybe you should have a secret name too. 777 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:31,688 You want a secret name? 778 00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:32,994 - Yeah, I want a secret name. 779 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:33,908 - Okay. 780 00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:37,738 How about Sponge Bob? 781 00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:38,957 - No, silly. 782 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,827 - No? 783 00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,918 All right, what about... 784 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,398 What about Grover? 785 00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:46,834 - Grover, I love Grover. 786 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:47,922 - You do? 787 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,010 - All right. 788 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:50,098 Grover it is. 789 00:32:54,842 --> 00:32:56,757 - Where's my little munchkin? 790 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,714 - Daddy! 791 00:32:57,758 --> 00:32:59,194 Daddy's home! 792 00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:00,500 Yay, Daddy. 793 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:02,981 I hear him, I hear him! 794 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:03,938 Daddy! 795 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,418 - Oh, there he is! 796 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:07,289 Oh my goodness, I'm sorry, are you a little monster? 797 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,769 Remember what happens to little monsters? 798 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:09,683 Come here for a minute. 799 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,032 - No, Daddy! 800 00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:12,903 - You remember that or not? What's wrong with you? 801 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:13,730 - Daddy! 802 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:14,731 - Come here for a minute. 803 00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:16,168 You get viciously tickled. 804 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:17,125 You remember that? 805 00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:18,039 - Huh? - Daddy, stop it. 806 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,432 Hey, you my little superstar? 807 00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:20,259 - Yeah. 808 00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:21,303 - Are you? - Yeah. 809 00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:22,174 Are you gonna take over the world? 810 00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:23,262 Come on, answer me. 811 00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:24,524 You gonna take over the world? 812 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:25,438 - Yes. 813 00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:26,439 And when are you gonna do it? 814 00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:27,353 - Next year. 815 00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:28,789 - Next year's not soon enough. 816 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:30,356 - Well, you must be Mr. X. 817 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:31,879 I'm the new nanny. 818 00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:32,923 - Yeah? 819 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,534 - Keep him quiet tonight, will you? 820 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,275 I've got a merger I'm working on. 821 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:37,972 I don't get some decent shut-eye tonight, 822 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,713 somebody around here's gonna be accountable. 823 00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:41,497 - Daddy, come see my dinosaur! 824 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:42,803 - Daddy's got work to do, buddy. 825 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:43,673 - Please! 826 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:51,159 - Hey, Grayer, don't be sad. 827 00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:53,814 It's okay, Daddy's just tired. 828 00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:57,209 Grover. 829 00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:03,650 Hey, you wanna finish our fun meal? 830 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:06,131 Come on! 831 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:07,045 Yeah. 832 00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:12,354 ♪ Frère Jacques ♪ 833 00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:14,269 ♪ Frère Jacques ♪ 834 00:34:14,313 --> 00:34:16,358 ♪ Dormez vous 835 00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:18,230 ♪ Dormez vous 836 00:34:18,273 --> 00:34:19,883 ♪ Sonnez les matines 837 00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:21,711 ♪ Sonnez les matines 838 00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:22,582 - Nanny? 839 00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:24,714 - Yeah, Grover? 840 00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:30,938 - You'll never leave me like Bertie, will you? 841 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,335 - Grover, you know I- 842 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:37,205 - Promise? 843 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,602 - I'm not going anywhere. 844 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,995 You know that, right, honey? 845 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:48,782 Right, Grove? 846 00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:10,238 - [MRS. X] Dear Nanny, please remember that today 847 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:13,415 is the 4th of July family party at Mr. X's office. 848 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:16,592 It probably slipped your mind that costumes are required, 849 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:19,682 so I took it upon myself to have some delivered. 850 00:35:19,726 --> 00:35:21,293 - This is itchy. 851 00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:23,077 - I know, sweetheart. 852 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,167 - Why do we have to dress up? 853 00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:28,126 - Freedom, Grove. 854 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,693 It's all in the name of freedom. 855 00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:32,173 Hey, guys. 856 00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:33,261 - Who is that? 857 00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,784 - That's the nanny, dear. 858 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:35,872 You've met her. 859 00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:38,353 - What happened to Louisa? 860 00:35:38,397 --> 00:35:41,835 - That was two nannies ago, silly. 861 00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:43,097 [Mr. X sighs] 862 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,011 - Yeah? 863 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,404 - Daddy, I'm George Washington. 864 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,231 - Okay. 865 00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:47,188 - Tickle me! 866 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:48,276 - No, I understand that, Dan, 867 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,451 because the bastard's selling low. 868 00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:50,278 - Please! 869 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:51,497 - Grayer, come on, buddy. 870 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,020 - Cut it out, sit down. 871 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,543 - Yes yes, we're coming. 872 00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,893 - We're coming. - No, it's just my kid. 873 00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:58,808 Well no, that's what I was thinking, 874 00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:00,723 - I couldn't believe it. - Where's my card? 875 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:01,550 Daddy!- 876 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:02,638 - Your what? 877 00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:03,726 - Where's my card! 878 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,075 Oh, I wanna go home! 879 00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:06,990 - Hey, smile, Grove, we're gonna go to a party. 880 00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:08,514 - That's not my card. 881 00:36:08,557 --> 00:36:10,037 Where's my card? 882 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,779 - Would you get off that phone and tell the nanny 883 00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:14,650 to give him his damn card? 884 00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:15,477 - Nanny? 885 00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:16,870 - Turn the car around. 886 00:36:16,913 --> 00:36:18,045 Talk to the nanny, please. 887 00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:19,786 - Nanny, go back and get the card. 888 00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:21,483 - Hold the elevator! 889 00:36:25,095 --> 00:36:27,185 [laughs] 890 00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:29,143 I'm sorry. 891 00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:32,015 - It's okay, don't be. 892 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:35,236 - At least I'm fully dressed this time, so... 893 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,933 [laughing] 894 00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:37,934 - I'm so sorry. 895 00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:38,805 It's not funny. 896 00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:41,590 I don't mean to be laughing. 897 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,331 You look very patriotic. 898 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,289 - Well, yeah. 899 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:45,333 Let me hit your floor. 900 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:46,204 - Oh, no, that's okay. 901 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,857 I got it. 902 00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:50,991 Didn't grow up with the staff doing everything for me, so... 903 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:53,036 - Neither did I. 904 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,255 - Really? 905 00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,214 - You must have had it really rough then. 906 00:36:56,257 --> 00:37:00,087 Okay, well, I'm glad to give you a good laugh. 907 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,057 - [WOMAN] My husband and I are taking 908 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:16,843 our second honeymoon in Provence. 909 00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,934 ♪ When I dance they call me Macarena ♪ 910 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:23,589 ♪ And the boys they say que soy buena ♪ 911 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:24,677 ♪ They all want me 912 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,939 ♪ They can't have me 913 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,158 ♪ So they all come and dance beside me ♪ 914 00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:29,421 ♪ Move with me 915 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:30,813 ♪ Chant with me 916 00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,902 ♪ And if you're good I'll take you home with me ♪ 917 00:37:32,946 --> 00:37:35,035 I'm looking for Mr. X, have you seen him? 918 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:36,776 No, sorry. 919 00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:39,039 - I wouldn't know him if I did. 920 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,476 ♪ Macarena hey Macarena 921 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,738 - Grove, come on. 922 00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:43,652 - What is wrong? 923 00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:44,610 Why won't you shake your booty? 924 00:37:44,653 --> 00:37:46,307 - 'Cause I have to make a doodie. 925 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:47,177 - Oh. 926 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,488 [child crying] 927 00:37:58,232 --> 00:38:01,061 - Hey, Grover, I think the bathroom's the other way. 928 00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,976 - My daddy has one in his office. 929 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:04,107 - Yeah? 930 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,500 - I wanna go to my daddy's bathroom. 931 00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:06,675 - Okay. 932 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,982 [giggling] 933 00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:13,029 [gasping] 934 00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:14,117 - Oh. 935 00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:16,424 - Why is Daddy tickling that lady? 936 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:17,556 I'm sorry. 937 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:20,559 Grayer just had to use the bathroom. 938 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,301 - So use it already. 939 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:27,827 - Hello, Grayer. 940 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,132 Remember me? 941 00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:30,960 I work with your daddy in the Chicago office. 942 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:31,918 - Let go. 943 00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:33,963 I have to make a doodie. 944 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:37,227 [chuckling] 945 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,450 - So, you must be the nanny. 946 00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:45,018 - Yes, I... 947 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,064 I'll get out of your... 948 00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:49,892 I'll wait in the hall. 949 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:55,463 - So sorry. 950 00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:03,079 [knocking] 951 00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:05,386 Grayer, hurry up, your mom's coming. 952 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:06,909 Hey, sweetie. 953 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,563 - Did Grayer hear from the waiting-list committee yet? 954 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:09,782 - No, why? 955 00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:11,697 - Oh, I'm sure it doesn't mean anything, 956 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:14,917 but the Bairds did and Darwin got in. 957 00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:20,706 - Please don't say anything about Collegiate or Darwin 958 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:21,924 to my husband. 959 00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:22,925 [knocking] 960 00:39:22,969 --> 00:39:23,796 - Sure. 961 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,322 - Oh, hi, pumpkin. 962 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,497 - There you are. 963 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,760 - Oh, you've met before in Chicago, right? 964 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,371 - Yes, hello. - Lovely to see you. 965 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:34,676 - Nice to see you as well. - Excuse me. 966 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,503 Thanks again. 967 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:36,374 - Mm-hm. 968 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,418 - Where have you been? 969 00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:38,419 - Making calls. 970 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:39,289 Where's the chow? 971 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,465 - The entire time? 972 00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:41,379 - Yeah. 973 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,212 [ANNIE] Male monogamy remains an elusive 974 00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:53,956 yet much mythologized practice throughout the world. 975 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,871 In many Bedouin tribes, 976 00:39:55,915 --> 00:40:00,659 powerful men are encouraged to take multiple wives. 977 00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:02,487 In contemporary France, 978 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:06,447 mistresses are de rigeur and quietly tolerated. 979 00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:10,799 But for the women of the Upper East Side, 980 00:40:10,843 --> 00:40:13,759 adultery is pathologically ignored. 981 00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:17,327 - Nobody warned me we were 982 00:40:17,371 --> 00:40:18,851 gonna have a therapy session. 983 00:40:18,894 --> 00:40:20,287 It's just that I didn't see you 984 00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:21,941 at all at the party. 985 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:24,509 - Well, I was trying to sneak in a little work. 986 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:25,553 - Okay? 987 00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,468 - Forgive me for making a living. 988 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:31,211 - But everybody else was participating. 989 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:34,997 Everybody else doesn't pull down what I do every year. 990 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,826 - I had my family there and I was present and accounted for. 991 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,089 So now, you know, I would really appreciate 992 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:44,790 a moment of peace and quiet, cause frankly I'm exhausted. 993 00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:47,923 - Bonjour, Pierre. 994 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,272 - Bonjour. 995 00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:50,709 - Comment allez-vous? 996 00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:55,191 [Mr. and Mrs. X fighting indistinctly] 997 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:57,629 Bien, merci. 998 00:40:57,672 --> 00:40:58,499 Et vous? 999 00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:01,720 Ah, comme ci comme ça. 1000 00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:08,466 Okay, I got a great idea. 1001 00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:11,425 Let's pretend that we're in a cave. 1002 00:41:12,774 --> 00:41:15,298 - You know what, Nanny? 1003 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:16,865 - What, Grove? 1004 00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:18,432 - I love you best. 1005 00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:24,046 [ANNIE] The other nannies had warned me about this very moment, 1006 00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:25,918 the moment when you'll be tempted to break 1007 00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:28,311 the cardinal rule of nannydom. 1008 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:32,751 And yet, staring into those big, sad, searching eyes, 1009 00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:36,406 I simply couldn't resist. 1010 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:38,278 I love you too, Grove. 1011 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:45,154 Three little words made leaving this job 1,000 times harder. 1012 00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:46,939 - Hear a thing I have to say! 1013 00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:50,333 I know that you work hard, I just think, 1014 00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:53,685 that if we're gonna have more children... 1015 00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:56,731 - Well, maybe you should focus on the one you already have. 1016 00:41:56,775 --> 00:42:00,300 'Cause you can barely handle him as it is. 1017 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,564 - Why are you so cruel to me? 1018 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:04,522 - Why? 1019 00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:05,827 - Why? - Why are you so cruel? 1020 00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:07,873 Because I cannot take the additional pressure. 1021 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,135 You know something? 1022 00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:11,398 I think that I am going to go out to Chicago 1023 00:42:11,441 --> 00:42:12,965 until this merger is finished. 1024 00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,836 - Just stop it, will you, stop it. 1025 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,751 And I certainly hope that you're in a better mood when I come back. 1026 00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:18,492 - Please, stop it. 1027 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,362 All right? 1028 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:21,800 If I come back! 1029 00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:36,815 - Nanny. 1030 00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:39,731 This is yours, is it not? 1031 00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:48,609 - No. 1032 00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:50,263 No, I don't know what that is. 1033 00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:53,179 - It was in our laundry. 1034 00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:56,051 It is not mine, it is not Mr. X's, 1035 00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:58,532 so it has to be yours, right? 1036 00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:01,361 Right? 1037 00:43:03,102 --> 00:43:04,582 - Yes, it's mine. 1038 00:43:07,106 --> 00:43:08,803 - Please don't leave your personal items 1039 00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:11,284 lying around the house again. 1040 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:13,852 - I won't. 1041 00:43:13,895 --> 00:43:14,679 I promise. 1042 00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:15,549 I'm sorry. 1043 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,159 - Apology accepted. 1044 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,432 I don't mean to be a control freak. 1045 00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:40,661 It's just that when Mr. X is in the middle of a big deal, 1046 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:42,837 it can be very hard on me. 1047 00:43:45,884 --> 00:43:47,146 - I understand. 1048 00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:01,508 - How's Grayer doing? 1049 00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:03,684 - Grayer? 1050 00:44:05,686 --> 00:44:06,600 He's fine. 1051 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:09,037 He's great. 1052 00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:12,475 - That's good to hear. 1053 00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:16,741 - He really is a wonderful child, isn't he? 1054 00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:21,615 - He's the best. 1055 00:44:24,836 --> 00:44:25,706 - He's such a sweet- 1056 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,708 - Okay, good night then. 1057 00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:33,671 [gentle melodic music] 1058 00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:37,109 - [MRS. X] Dear Nanny, I know it's Sunday and you requested a day off, 1059 00:44:37,152 --> 00:44:39,589 but I desperately need to sleep in. 1060 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,635 I have a very long afternoon today 1061 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,724 tasting caterers for our benefit, 1062 00:44:43,768 --> 00:44:45,421 Conga for the Congo. 1063 00:44:45,465 --> 00:44:49,425 Please don't wake me unless Mr. X calls from Chicago. 1064 00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:53,299 And most importantly, find a way to keep the boy quiet. 1065 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:55,475 - Why don't they just muzzle the kid already? 1066 00:44:55,518 --> 00:44:56,781 - What's a muzzle? 1067 00:44:56,824 --> 00:45:00,436 - Scrambled for you and Cheerios for the boy. 1068 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,135 - Mommy doesn't allow me to eat sugar cereal. 1069 00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:04,745 - Cheerios are sugar free. 1070 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,530 - Low in sugar isn't the same as sugar-free. 1071 00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:09,358 - Grover, just eat it. 1072 00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:14,102 - Is that caffeinated? 1073 00:45:14,146 --> 00:45:15,974 - Mommy doesn't use caffeine. 1074 00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:18,759 That's because Mommy sleeps till noon. 1075 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,587 [MRS. X] Perhaps it might be a nice morning 1076 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,850 to do something educational with Grayer, 1077 00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:25,113 like the Pissarro show at the Guggenheim. 1078 00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:26,593 - Mommy said you're supposed to take me 1079 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:29,074 to her favorite museum, the Guggyheiny. 1080 00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,163 - Well, since today was supposed to be my day off, 1081 00:45:31,206 --> 00:45:32,730 we're gonna go to my favorite, 1082 00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:33,861 the Museum of Natural History. 1083 00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:35,297 - Isn't that on the West Side? 1084 00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:36,516 - Yeah, so? 1085 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:37,952 - I'm not allowed to go on the West Side. 1086 00:45:37,996 --> 00:45:39,432 That's a rule. 1087 00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:43,697 - Well, today just happens to be break-the-rules day. 1088 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:44,959 - Oh. 1089 00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:48,267 [light melodic music] 1090 00:45:52,184 --> 00:45:52,967 - Hi. 1091 00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:53,925 - Two please. 1092 00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:26,914 - Hey, you know what the biggest word 1093 00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:28,002 in America is? 1094 00:46:28,046 --> 00:46:29,003 - What? 1095 00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:32,180 - Antidisestablishmentarianism. 1096 00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:34,661 - Hey, that's pretty good, Grove. 1097 00:46:34,704 --> 00:46:36,271 - Actually, I know a longer word. 1098 00:46:36,315 --> 00:46:37,969 - There is no longer word. 1099 00:46:38,012 --> 00:46:39,144 - Yes there is! 1100 00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:41,581 - Supercalifragilis ticexpialidocious. 1101 00:46:41,624 --> 00:46:42,408 - Wow. 1102 00:46:42,451 --> 00:46:44,018 What does that mean? 1103 00:46:44,062 --> 00:46:45,063 - Come on inside. 1104 00:46:45,106 --> 00:46:46,455 Let me show you. 1105 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,894 The apatosaurus, formerly known as the brontosaurus, 1106 00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:52,635 is from a family of enormous herbivores. 1107 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:54,724 Herbivores means vegetarian. 1108 00:46:54,768 --> 00:46:56,596 Like Mommy, you know? 1109 00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,641 - What's that over there? 1110 00:47:01,775 --> 00:47:03,864 - That is the T-rex. 1111 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:06,258 - Is that one like Mommy too? 1112 00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:07,476 - Hmm. 1113 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,304 - I wish my ancestors made totem poles. 1114 00:47:09,348 --> 00:47:10,218 - Well, they did. 1115 00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:12,177 That one looks just like you. 1116 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:13,918 - Well, that guy has a big... 1117 00:47:13,961 --> 00:47:16,268 And it's hanging. 1118 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:21,621 Cool. 1119 00:47:21,664 --> 00:47:22,665 - What are they? 1120 00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:23,971 - They're a Matis family. 1121 00:47:24,015 --> 00:47:25,843 They live in the Amazon. 1122 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:28,193 - Which one's the nanny? 1123 00:47:28,236 --> 00:47:29,672 - She has the day off. 1124 00:47:29,716 --> 00:47:33,633 Things are different in that part of the world. 1125 00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:36,941 [MRS. X] And Nanny, one last thing before you take 1126 00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:39,204 the rest of the day off. 1127 00:47:39,247 --> 00:47:43,469 Do you think you could manage a quick shop for me? 1128 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:47,603 - I'll help. 1129 00:47:47,647 --> 00:47:48,866 - No, it's okay, Grayer. 1130 00:47:48,909 --> 00:47:49,692 Don't. 1131 00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:51,042 Grayer, don't, don't! 1132 00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:51,912 God! 1133 00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:53,653 - Mommy! 1134 00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:56,308 - What a mess. 1135 00:47:57,483 --> 00:47:59,398 Really, Nanny, I don't know why you didn't 1136 00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:02,270 leave all this downstairs with Manuel to store. 1137 00:48:02,314 --> 00:48:04,142 I mean, am I supposed to have this lying around 1138 00:48:04,185 --> 00:48:05,621 the apartment till the benefit? 1139 00:48:05,665 --> 00:48:06,927 - No no no, of course not. 1140 00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:08,711 I'm gonna bring it down to him right now. 1141 00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:10,844 - There's no time now. 1142 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,150 I need you to get ready for 1143 00:48:12,193 --> 00:48:13,891 the Nanny Conflict Resolution Seminar 1144 00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:15,631 at the Parents' Society. 1145 00:48:15,675 --> 00:48:18,852 I totally forgot it was this evening. 1146 00:48:26,338 --> 00:48:29,602 Mrs. X, I don't know if you remember, 1147 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:33,606 but I was supposed to have the evening off, 1148 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,042 and I made plans. 1149 00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:41,309 - The entire point of the seminar 1150 00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:44,660 is that everybody brings their nanny. 1151 00:48:44,704 --> 00:48:48,316 Are you suggesting I attend it alone? 1152 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,143 - Mm-mm. 1153 00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:49,970 - No. 1154 00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:51,102 I was just... 1155 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,843 I was confused. 1156 00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:56,107 So, I will cancel my plans. 1157 00:48:57,195 --> 00:48:58,892 - I'd appreciate it. 1158 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:08,989 - Does anyone have an extra diaper I can use? 1159 00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:10,773 - Stop eating them boogers! 1160 00:49:10,817 --> 00:49:11,992 - Grayer, no nudity. 1161 00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:12,862 Please. 1162 00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:16,649 - Of course you feel anxiety when leaving 1163 00:49:16,692 --> 00:49:18,825 your kids with strangers. 1164 00:49:18,868 --> 00:49:20,479 You're moms. 1165 00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:25,527 Okay, now what I would love to do is bring in the nannies. 1166 00:49:25,832 --> 00:49:28,487 Linda, Gillian, would you mind monitoring the children 1167 00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,750 so that the nannies can join us in here? 1168 00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:33,057 Okay, listen, I wanna see you all here next week. 1169 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:35,842 The seminar is called sexy mom, happy mom. 1170 00:49:35,885 --> 00:49:38,236 It's gonna be a hot one. 1171 00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:40,325 - Nannies, we're ready. 1172 00:49:40,368 --> 00:49:42,718 Right this way, ladies. 1173 00:49:42,762 --> 00:49:45,939 - All right, here they are, the nannies! 1174 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:46,766 Wonderful. 1175 00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:47,767 Come on in. 1176 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,682 Just, file against this wall. 1177 00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:50,944 Just squeeze in. 1178 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,120 But be comfortable. 1179 00:49:53,164 --> 00:49:54,078 Terrific. 1180 00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:56,036 Now that we're all together, 1181 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,300 I think it's time to address the reason for this seminar: 1182 00:49:59,344 --> 00:50:02,086 improving nanny -mom communication. 1183 00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:05,306 To begin, I would like a mom volunteer 1184 00:50:06,568 --> 00:50:09,006 to offer the group one particular example 1185 00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:11,095 of failed communication with your nanny. 1186 00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:13,184 - Most of them barely speak English. 1187 00:50:13,227 --> 00:50:14,446 That's the problem. 1188 00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:15,969 - Okay, you. 1189 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:18,928 - My nanny keeps on singing religious songs to Parker 1190 00:50:18,972 --> 00:50:20,974 even though I have told her time and time again 1191 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,236 that we're agnostic. 1192 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,369 And what's worse, every time I confront her 1193 00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:27,198 she flatly denies it, even after I provided her 1194 00:50:27,241 --> 00:50:29,417 with evidence from the Nanny Cam. 1195 00:50:29,461 --> 00:50:30,462 - Nanny Cam? 1196 00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:32,551 I thought that was an urban myth. 1197 00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:34,205 - That's my nanny over there. 1198 00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:38,078 Will you please ask her if she's trying to convert my child? 1199 00:50:38,122 --> 00:50:39,253 - No. 1200 00:50:39,297 --> 00:50:41,168 - Right now we're just hearing issues. 1201 00:50:41,212 --> 00:50:42,343 Okay. 1202 00:50:42,387 --> 00:50:45,172 Next I would like to hear from a nanny. 1203 00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:47,957 Can I have a nanny volunteer? 1204 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:48,828 Anyone? 1205 00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:50,699 Por favor? 1206 00:50:52,223 --> 00:50:54,747 Come on, don't be shy. 1207 00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:55,965 We won't bite. 1208 00:50:58,142 --> 00:51:00,144 Okay, how about you, young lady? 1209 00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:01,014 - Me? 1210 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,494 - Yeah, you. 1211 00:51:02,537 --> 00:51:05,105 - Can you share with the group one particular grievance 1212 00:51:05,149 --> 00:51:08,674 that you might have about your job? 1213 00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:10,284 Come on. 1214 00:51:10,328 --> 00:51:11,590 - No, no. 1215 00:51:11,633 --> 00:51:13,113 No, I love my job. 1216 00:51:14,245 --> 00:51:15,159 I do. 1217 00:51:15,202 --> 00:51:16,856 I feel kinda lucky. 1218 00:51:16,899 --> 00:51:21,034 - Oh, that's very nice, but neither helpful nor productive. 1219 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,732 So can you please offer the class something useful? 1220 00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:24,603 Come on. 1221 00:51:27,214 --> 00:51:28,085 - Well... 1222 00:51:29,695 --> 00:51:33,481 - It would be nice to have a night off, I guess. 1223 00:51:33,525 --> 00:51:34,352 A-ha. 1224 00:51:35,831 --> 00:51:39,574 - We have been a little preoccupied with our benefit. 1225 00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:40,706 [laughing] 1226 00:51:40,749 --> 00:51:42,795 - But all she has to do is ask. 1227 00:51:42,838 --> 00:51:44,144 - Uh-huh-huh-huh. 1228 00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:45,754 See, ladies? 1229 00:51:45,798 --> 00:51:47,278 Conflict resolved. 1230 00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:00,117 - I'm taking him. - Oh no, I can take him. 1231 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,074 No, it's all right. 1232 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,206 - No, I can take him. 1233 00:52:02,249 --> 00:52:04,077 - Nanny, please. 1234 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,687 - I want you to go out. 1235 00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:08,690 It's only nine, you clearly wanted the evening off. 1236 00:52:08,734 --> 00:52:11,084 - No, you must be exhausted, let me put him to bed. 1237 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,433 We'll manage fine. 1238 00:52:12,477 --> 00:52:13,869 Here. 1239 00:52:13,913 --> 00:52:15,001 Have a blast. 1240 00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:18,918 [melodic pop music] 1241 00:52:24,576 --> 00:52:27,013 - I just don't understand it. 1242 00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:32,671 I just don't understand how someone can have everything 1243 00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:34,934 and still be so miserable. 1244 00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:41,375 - Anyway, remember I was telling you 1245 00:52:41,419 --> 00:52:44,117 I went to this orientation mixer thingy? 1246 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,554 I met this guy who likes the same exact- 1247 00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:49,209 It's like she dumps all of her problems 1248 00:52:49,253 --> 00:52:51,298 with her husband onto me. 1249 00:52:51,342 --> 00:52:52,778 It's called denial. 1250 00:52:52,821 --> 00:52:54,040 Okay, like the river. 1251 00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:56,216 And you obviously have become her enabler. 1252 00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:58,218 - What? What the hell is that supposed to mean? 1253 00:52:58,262 --> 00:53:00,002 - It means, Annie, can you stop talking about this woman 1254 00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,221 for five minutes please? 1255 00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:02,440 - Well, I'm sorry I'm boring you, Lynette, 1256 00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:03,832 but this is my life right now. 1257 00:53:03,876 --> 00:53:06,139 - I have a life too, in case you haven't noticed. 1258 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,576 And I'm starting to think you and that lady 1259 00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:10,274 are kindred spirits. 1260 00:53:11,927 --> 00:53:13,146 - You know what? 1261 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,887 NYU should give you your diploma right now. 1262 00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:16,236 You've got all the answers. 1263 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,237 - Okay okay. 1264 00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:18,760 Okay, let's forget that. 1265 00:53:18,804 --> 00:53:19,979 Forget that. 1266 00:53:20,022 --> 00:53:22,242 Can we at least try to have a good time? 1267 00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:25,158 Since you did drag me above 14th Street. 1268 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,028 - Mm. 1269 00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:28,901 - Come on, Annie. 1270 00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:31,512 This place, you have to admit, it's... 1271 00:53:31,556 --> 00:53:32,470 Hmm, tired. 1272 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:36,169 Look at these guys over there. 1273 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:39,041 They don't have any piercings, no tattoos. 1274 00:53:39,085 --> 00:53:40,260 I mean... 1275 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,218 - Oh my God. 1276 00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:42,219 We have to go right now. 1277 00:53:42,262 --> 00:53:43,045 - Why? 1278 00:53:43,089 --> 00:53:44,090 Wait a minute. 1279 00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:46,397 - The guy I told you about is here. 1280 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,485 - Harvard Hottie? 1281 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:48,442 - Mm. 1282 00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:49,269 - Which one? 1283 00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:50,618 Which one, where? 1284 00:53:50,662 --> 00:53:53,882 - Yankees cap, blue shirt, blue blood. 1285 00:53:53,926 --> 00:53:55,232 - Mmm. 1286 00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:56,494 He is gorgeous. 1287 00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:57,973 - Yeah, okay, let's go. 1288 00:53:58,017 --> 00:54:00,062 - No no no, are you out of your mind? You kidding me? 1289 00:54:00,106 --> 00:54:01,542 - No, I'm out of my league, okay? 1290 00:54:01,586 --> 00:54:02,413 Let's go. 1291 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:04,284 - Oops. 1292 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:06,895 [crashing] 1293 00:54:06,939 --> 00:54:08,810 - What the hell are you doing? 1294 00:54:08,854 --> 00:54:10,377 - Oh my God, I know that girl. 1295 00:54:10,421 --> 00:54:11,726 Annie! 1296 00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:12,945 Annie! 1297 00:54:12,988 --> 00:54:15,121 - Come on, have a drink with him already. 1298 00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:17,210 - I told you, I can't date on the job. 1299 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,690 - Are you gonna use this job as an excuse 1300 00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:19,604 for everything or what? 1301 00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,388 Say hello to the nice fella. 1302 00:54:21,432 --> 00:54:22,259 - Hey. 1303 00:54:22,302 --> 00:54:23,390 - Guys, this is Annie. 1304 00:54:23,434 --> 00:54:24,652 I don't know your name, I'm sorry. 1305 00:54:24,696 --> 00:54:25,523 - Oh, Lynette. 1306 00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:27,133 Hi, how are you? 1307 00:54:27,176 --> 00:54:28,395 - Nice to meet you. I'm with some buddies from high school. 1308 00:54:28,439 --> 00:54:32,138 - This is Carter, Jojo, John, Kenny, Reggie. 1309 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:33,487 - Nice to meet you. 1310 00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:34,532 - Sit, grab a chair. 1311 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:37,317 - Oh no, we can't. - We'd love to. 1312 00:54:41,103 --> 00:54:45,325 - So, girls, tell us, how do you know our boy here? 1313 00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:46,979 - Oh, I really don't know him. 1314 00:54:47,022 --> 00:54:48,676 He's Annie's friend. 1315 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,115 - I know him from work. 1316 00:54:54,073 --> 00:54:55,335 - Oh, yeah? 1317 00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:57,772 - What kind of work do you do? 1318 00:54:57,816 --> 00:54:58,643 - Model? 1319 00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,341 - Stewardess? 1320 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,211 - Escort? 1321 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,825 - She works for someone in my building. 1322 00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:08,305 - Oh. 1323 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:11,046 - Actually, I'm a nanny. 1324 00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:11,917 - A nanny? 1325 00:55:13,092 --> 00:55:13,919 Dude! 1326 00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:17,270 - You didn't tell us you knew a nanny. 1327 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,706 - That is so porno. 1328 00:55:19,794 --> 00:55:21,970 - Are the moms hot? - Guys. 1329 00:55:22,014 --> 00:55:23,363 - Are you hot for the dads? 1330 00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:24,756 - Are the dads hot for you? 1331 00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:26,105 - Hey, come on. 1332 00:55:26,148 --> 00:55:27,411 - You wanna know about the dads? 1333 00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:29,848 I'll tell you about the dads. 1334 00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:31,893 They're chubby, bald, steak-eating, 1335 00:55:31,937 --> 00:55:33,591 cigar-smoking, type-A pigs, 1336 00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:36,333 [ANNIE] who get more turned on by the Bloomberg Wire 1337 00:55:36,376 --> 00:55:37,856 than they do by any hot nannies. 1338 00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:41,076 Actually, it's all of you in about five years. 1339 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,165 So take it from me, guys, enjoy tonight 1340 00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:46,560 because your future looks pretty fucking bleak. 1341 00:55:46,604 --> 00:55:47,518 - Wait. 1342 00:55:47,561 --> 00:55:48,388 God! 1343 00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:53,567 - Stupid stupid. 1344 00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:01,009 [ANSWERING MACHINE VOICE] You have two new messages. 1345 00:56:01,053 --> 00:56:03,403 [HARVARD HOTTIE] Hey, Annie, it's me, 1346 00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:05,449 the big jerk from the bar. 1347 00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:06,928 - What? 1348 00:56:06,972 --> 00:56:08,190 [HARVARD HOTTIE] Listen, in case you're wondering, 1349 00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:09,670 your friend Lynette gave me your home number. 1350 00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:11,150 - Ex-friend. 1351 00:56:11,193 --> 00:56:12,456 [HARVARD HOTTIE] I obviously owe you a major apology. 1352 00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:14,762 Please just don't judge me by my loser friends. 1353 00:56:14,806 --> 00:56:15,589 Mm-hm. 1354 00:56:15,633 --> 00:56:16,895 They were pretty hammered. 1355 00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:18,679 Anyway, I want you to give me an opportunity 1356 00:56:18,723 --> 00:56:20,768 to redeem myself by taking you out. 1357 00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:23,075 And I'm warning you, I won't take no for an answer. 1358 00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:24,337 I know where you live, 1359 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:25,947 so I'll camp out at your door if I have to. 1360 00:56:25,991 --> 00:56:27,427 You really might as well just get this over with. 1361 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:28,994 And if you really hate me after that, 1362 00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:31,388 I'll never ask you again. 1363 00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:33,041 Okay, I'm sorry to ramble. 1364 00:56:33,085 --> 00:56:34,565 If I don't hear from you, 1365 00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,610 I'll ride the elevator til I find you. 1366 00:56:36,654 --> 00:56:37,698 Bye. 1367 00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:40,179 ["LDN" by Lily Allen] 1368 00:56:40,222 --> 00:56:41,702 - I am so screwed. 1369 00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:45,314 - Annie, it's your mother. 1370 00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:48,013 - Look, I'm sorry that I didn't call last night, okay? 1371 00:56:48,056 --> 00:56:49,884 I had a really late night. 1372 00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:51,190 But about tonight... 1373 00:56:51,233 --> 00:56:53,235 - Okay, you know what, I don't wanna hear it. 1374 00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:54,193 I'm coming. 1375 00:56:54,236 --> 00:56:55,107 I am coming. 1376 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,021 - All right, fine. 1377 00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:57,414 Fine, okay? 1378 00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:59,459 Let me just call you after this play date, okay? 1379 00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:00,373 - Play date? 1380 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,766 - What the hell is a play date? 1381 00:57:01,809 --> 00:57:02,984 - Oh shit. 1382 00:57:03,028 --> 00:57:04,595 - You said a curse! 1383 00:57:06,379 --> 00:57:07,859 - You know, Mom. 1384 00:57:07,902 --> 00:57:09,338 A play date. 1385 00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:12,646 It's the meeting of preliminary investment schedules. 1386 00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:15,432 Look, I'll call you later, okay? 1387 00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:16,650 - All right. 1388 00:57:16,694 --> 00:57:17,521 Bye. 1389 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,655 [doorbell rings] 1390 00:57:21,699 --> 00:57:23,048 - Who lives here? 1391 00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:25,006 - Some kid named Jefferson. 1392 00:57:25,050 --> 00:57:28,706 Your mom found him with the Park Avenue play-date service. 1393 00:57:28,749 --> 00:57:30,403 - Hi, y'all. 1394 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,623 I'm Jefferson's mama Tanya. 1395 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,363 Come on in. 1396 00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:36,061 We're baking a cake. 1397 00:57:37,628 --> 00:57:38,977 - Oh my God. 1398 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,674 [upbeat music] 1399 00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:41,936 - Come on, boys! 1400 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,851 - I pretend to be Jefferson's nanny. 1401 00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:46,767 But I was really hired to watch her. 1402 00:57:46,811 --> 00:57:47,725 - Yoo-hooo! 1403 00:57:49,030 --> 00:57:52,773 - And this is what she's like after Betty Ford. 1404 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:55,559 - Doesn't her husband care? 1405 00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:56,734 - He's 75. 1406 00:57:56,777 --> 00:57:58,649 - She's an ex-showgirl. 1407 00:57:58,692 --> 00:58:01,739 He's not complaining about anything. 1408 00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:03,088 - Frosting fun! 1409 00:58:03,131 --> 00:58:04,002 Yay! 1410 00:58:05,090 --> 00:58:07,571 - I wanna come here every day. 1411 00:58:09,007 --> 00:58:10,878 [knocking] 1412 00:58:10,922 --> 00:58:11,749 Hey. 1413 00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:16,580 What are you doing here? 1414 00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:20,279 And what is all over you? 1415 00:58:21,323 --> 00:58:24,152 Annie, will you tell me what the hell is going on? 1416 00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:25,937 - All right, listen up, people. 1417 00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:27,286 This is my apartment. 1418 00:58:27,329 --> 00:58:30,724 And my roommate Lisa is away on business. 1419 00:58:32,117 --> 00:58:32,944 You are, 1420 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,555 just visiting. 1421 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:36,425 He is- 1422 00:58:36,469 --> 00:58:37,557 - Lynette's new boyfriend. 1423 00:58:37,601 --> 00:58:38,427 - Fine. 1424 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:39,603 - I love your friends. 1425 00:58:39,646 --> 00:58:40,952 What twisted game are we playing here? 1426 00:58:40,995 --> 00:58:43,302 - We're playing the my mom is coming over 1427 00:58:43,345 --> 00:58:45,696 and if she finds out I'm a nanny then I'm screwed game. 1428 00:58:45,739 --> 00:58:46,871 - I love it. 1429 00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,437 Hey, should I whip up a fondue for Mom? 1430 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:50,483 - Well, you know what, if you're gonna play it straight, 1431 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,571 I would make it meatloaf. 1432 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:52,441 I'm gonna borrow this. 1433 00:58:52,485 --> 00:58:53,312 - That's my dress. 1434 00:58:53,355 --> 00:58:54,531 You can't borrow that dress. 1435 00:58:54,574 --> 00:58:56,097 - It's a terrible dress. 1436 00:58:56,141 --> 00:58:57,316 - Fondue? 1437 00:58:57,359 --> 00:58:58,665 - Go get my dress. 1438 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,494 - Oh boy, Calvin. 1439 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,495 - Thank you so much. 1440 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,323 That looks delicious. 1441 00:59:04,366 --> 00:59:07,021 It's so festively presented too. 1442 00:59:09,110 --> 00:59:11,852 So, how did you and Lynette meet? 1443 00:59:15,247 --> 00:59:18,337 Annie's roommate Lisa introduced us. 1444 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,687 It's a shame she's not here. 1445 00:59:21,601 --> 00:59:23,516 I used to date her too. 1446 00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:25,300 - Really? 1447 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:31,698 - So, don't you just love Annie's new place? 1448 00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:32,699 - Mm-hm. 1449 00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:34,266 - We do. 1450 00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:36,485 We're here all the time. 1451 00:59:36,529 --> 00:59:39,967 - Yeah, I think it's very interesting. 1452 00:59:40,011 --> 00:59:41,534 It's a little small, but... 1453 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:42,622 - Mm. 1454 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:44,624 It's a fine steppingstone, honey. 1455 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:46,452 [telephone ringing] 1456 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:47,932 - It's work. 1457 00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:49,237 I'll take that. 1458 00:59:51,892 --> 00:59:54,634 - Well, certainly keeping her busy. 1459 00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:55,504 - Very busy. 1460 00:59:55,548 --> 00:59:56,331 Mm-hm. 1461 00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:57,158 - Busy bee. 1462 00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:58,159 - Relentlessly. 1463 00:59:58,203 --> 00:59:59,639 - Round the clock. 1464 00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:00,509 - Hello? 1465 01:00:00,553 --> 01:00:02,337 - This isn't a brontosaurus. 1466 01:00:02,381 --> 01:00:04,165 You don't know anything. 1467 01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:05,166 - Oh, Grayer! 1468 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:06,472 Please! 1469 01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:10,041 It is yoga hour and Mommy's on the phone. 1470 01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:10,911 - Hello? 1471 01:00:10,955 --> 01:00:11,869 - Yes, hi. 1472 01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:13,087 It's me. 1473 01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:15,307 I know that I agreed to let you 1474 01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:17,309 visit your grandmother in the hospital tonight, 1475 01:00:17,352 --> 01:00:18,963 but I feel I need to remind you 1476 01:00:19,006 --> 01:00:20,878 that tomorrow is Grayer's birthday. 1477 01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:21,705 - What? 1478 01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:22,749 How can that be? 1479 01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:24,011 His party isn't until next month. 1480 01:00:24,055 --> 01:00:25,709 - Well, we scheduled it that way on purpose 1481 01:00:25,752 --> 01:00:28,146 because the party planner I wanted wasn't available. 1482 01:00:28,189 --> 01:00:29,669 Neither was my husband. 1483 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:32,106 But as it turns out, Mr. X is coming home 1484 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:33,586 for two days from Chicago, 1485 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,197 so we're planning a small family celebration. 1486 01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:37,372 - Oh that's lovely. 1487 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:38,852 Grayer couldn't ask for a better gift. 1488 01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:40,985 - And then afterwards, we'll all head over to the Carlyle 1489 01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:43,422 for a more formal affair with friends. 1490 01:00:43,465 --> 01:00:46,425 Obviously, I do expect you to attend. 1491 01:00:46,468 --> 01:00:47,687 - Okay, all right. 1492 01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:49,471 - So you will need to dress appropriately. 1493 01:00:49,515 --> 01:00:50,734 - Right. 1494 01:00:50,777 --> 01:00:52,736 - Anyway, since you are not around to help, 1495 01:00:52,779 --> 01:00:54,563 I've taken care of everything. 1496 01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:55,695 - Mommy, play! 1497 01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:56,740 - Thank you. 1498 01:00:56,783 --> 01:01:00,091 - Also, some roses arrived for you. 1499 01:01:00,134 --> 01:01:01,005 - Roses? 1500 01:01:01,048 --> 01:01:02,441 - Yes, very curious. 1501 01:01:02,484 --> 01:01:06,140 The card says, "Accept my apology, or else." 1502 01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:09,666 - Oh, that's crazy Grandpa. 1503 01:01:11,232 --> 01:01:13,452 He didn't visit Grandma last night 1504 01:01:13,495 --> 01:01:15,410 and we just let him have it. 1505 01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,804 - Well, you know how Grayer is around pollen. 1506 01:01:17,848 --> 01:01:19,719 So, I'll have to throw them out. 1507 01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:20,589 - Annie? 1508 01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:21,765 - Oh, okay. 1509 01:01:21,808 --> 01:01:24,768 Well, you know, I am going to hang up 1510 01:01:24,811 --> 01:01:26,595 because the pacemaker isn't on. 1511 01:01:26,639 --> 01:01:29,729 So I'll see you in the morning. 1512 01:01:29,773 --> 01:01:30,730 - Oh gosh. 1513 01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:31,600 - Honey? 1514 01:01:31,644 --> 01:01:32,732 - Yeah? 1515 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:33,777 - Are you okay? 1516 01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:34,691 - Mm-hm. 1517 01:01:34,734 --> 01:01:36,257 - Perfect. 1518 01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:37,128 Dessert? 1519 01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:53,753 - This is of vital importance, 1520 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:54,972 are you aware of that? 1521 01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:56,974 - I don't think right now is the time. 1522 01:01:57,017 --> 01:01:59,411 [ANSWERING MACHINE VOICE] You have absolutely no idea how disappointed I am. 1523 01:01:59,454 --> 01:02:02,414 - Clowns are supposed to be funny. 1524 01:02:02,457 --> 01:02:05,852 - Well, they're French clowns, Grove. 1525 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:08,246 - I hate them and I hate my birthday. 1526 01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:09,943 - In order to clean up your mess! 1527 01:02:09,987 --> 01:02:11,684 Do not interrupt me! 1528 01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:16,036 Now you told me that the extra year of preschool 1529 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,169 would guarantee him a spot. 1530 01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:19,257 Today he's six. 1531 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:21,302 What's your plan now? 1532 01:02:21,346 --> 01:02:24,001 [doorbell rings] 1533 01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:25,872 - I'll be back, okay? 1534 01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:27,221 We should try to be calm. 1535 01:02:27,265 --> 01:02:28,701 My brother's kids got in. 1536 01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,529 That isn't enough of a humiliation. 1537 01:02:30,572 --> 01:02:32,618 I will not tolerate at this point- 1538 01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:34,141 - There are mimes in the next room 1539 01:02:34,185 --> 01:02:35,708 and I suggest you keep your voice down. 1540 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,536 - You know what? 1541 01:02:37,579 --> 01:02:38,406 - Hey. 1542 01:02:41,453 --> 01:02:42,976 - What the hell are you doing here? 1543 01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:44,978 - I wanna know why you threw my flowers away. 1544 01:02:45,022 --> 01:02:46,545 I found them in the stairwell. 1545 01:02:46,588 --> 01:02:48,286 - I didn't throw them away, okay? 1546 01:02:48,329 --> 01:02:49,548 My lunatic employer did. 1547 01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:50,897 And if you don't get out of here right now, 1548 01:02:50,941 --> 01:02:52,681 she's gonna throw me out too, okay? 1549 01:02:52,725 --> 01:02:53,595 - Not until you agree to see me. 1550 01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:54,422 - What? 1551 01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:55,510 This has got to stop. 1552 01:02:55,554 --> 01:02:56,555 - Come on, one date. 1553 01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:58,209 That's all I'm asking here. 1554 01:02:58,252 --> 01:02:59,601 - Oh, fine fine, okay? 1555 01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:00,602 After work on Thursday. 1556 01:03:00,646 --> 01:03:01,473 Go go. 1557 01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:07,174 [chuckles] 1558 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:10,047 - Nanny. 1559 01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:14,094 Before we head over to the Carlyle, 1560 01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:18,620 I would like you to know why Mr. X is so upset. 1561 01:03:18,664 --> 01:03:21,014 It seems that Grayer was rejected 1562 01:03:21,058 --> 01:03:23,451 for admission to Collegiate. 1563 01:03:24,975 --> 01:03:25,976 - I'm very sorry. 1564 01:03:26,019 --> 01:03:27,064 That must be upsetting. 1565 01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:28,848 - Not upsetting. 1566 01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:29,980 Unacceptable. 1567 01:03:31,024 --> 01:03:32,330 - Stop it! 1568 01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:33,853 Get away from me! 1569 01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:34,941 - Oh, sweetheart. 1570 01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:36,203 Don't be afraid. 1571 01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:37,596 They're only clowns. 1572 01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:38,466 - I hate them. 1573 01:03:38,510 --> 01:03:40,512 They're nice French clowns. 1574 01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:41,948 - They scare me! 1575 01:03:43,341 --> 01:03:44,733 - Grayer, go to your mommy. 1576 01:03:44,777 --> 01:03:45,647 - Huh-uh. 1577 01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:46,866 - Go to your mommy, Grayer, go. 1578 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:47,693 - No. 1579 01:03:47,736 --> 01:03:49,347 - Go on, sweetheart. 1580 01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:51,392 - As I was saying, Nanny, 1581 01:03:51,436 --> 01:03:54,439 we feel that you are not spending enough time 1582 01:03:54,482 --> 01:03:57,094 on educational activities with our son. 1583 01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:59,618 Therefore we have decided to hire a consultant 1584 01:03:59,661 --> 01:04:01,576 to fully research the situation. 1585 01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:04,449 He will demand extra time from you this week. 1586 01:04:04,492 --> 01:04:06,103 - Whatever's best for Grayer. 1587 01:04:06,146 --> 01:04:09,236 Starting Thursday evening. 1588 01:04:10,107 --> 01:04:13,023 - Do you read to the child from The Wall Street Journal? 1589 01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:14,502 Financial Times? 1590 01:04:14,546 --> 01:04:15,373 Granta? 1591 01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:21,509 - I sing to him in French. 1592 01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:24,904 - Well, we need more time than I thought 1593 01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:26,471 to get to the bottom of this. 1594 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:29,082 [horn honking] 1595 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:35,567 - I know. 1596 01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:37,003 I know, I'm very, very late. 1597 01:04:37,047 --> 01:04:37,874 I'm sorry. 1598 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:38,918 - Did you get my message? 1599 01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:40,093 Yep, all six of 'em. 1600 01:04:40,137 --> 01:04:41,312 - I couldn't get out of work. 1601 01:04:41,355 --> 01:04:42,661 The consultant kept me forever. 1602 01:04:42,704 --> 01:04:44,054 It was horrible. 1603 01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:46,012 - Yeah, well, not only did I lose the reservation, 1604 01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:48,319 MRS. X but the kitchen is now closed, so... 1605 01:04:48,362 --> 01:04:49,929 - Okay. 1606 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:52,279 I'm sorry I was late. 1607 01:04:52,323 --> 01:04:56,153 - Sometimes these things just don't work out, okay? 1608 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:59,460 Wait, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. 1609 01:04:59,504 --> 01:05:01,941 Think you can just get rid of me that easily? 1610 01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:03,508 - No, it's not about getting rid of you. 1611 01:05:03,551 --> 01:05:05,466 It's just that no place around here stays open this late. 1612 01:05:05,510 --> 01:05:06,424 That's all. 1613 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:11,733 - Actually, I know the perfect place. 1614 01:05:11,777 --> 01:05:14,998 [gentle melodic music] 1615 01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:19,219 - Pretty good, huh? 1616 01:05:19,263 --> 01:05:23,093 Number one slice on the Upper East Side. 1617 01:05:23,136 --> 01:05:24,964 - It's not bad. 1618 01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:26,052 I'll tell you what though, 1619 01:05:26,096 --> 01:05:28,925 it doesn't touch the Jersey Shore. 1620 01:05:30,056 --> 01:05:32,189 - Well, if you're such a pizza connoisseur, 1621 01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:33,973 there's a really great place in Italian Harlem. 1622 01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:35,801 I'll take you there sometime. 1623 01:05:35,844 --> 01:05:36,976 - Harlem? 1624 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:39,587 I have a hard time imagining you in Harlem. 1625 01:05:39,631 --> 01:05:40,458 - Why? 1626 01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:42,895 I enjoy exploring my city. 1627 01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:45,985 Something you should probably do more of. 1628 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:47,073 - Thank you. 1629 01:05:47,117 --> 01:05:48,683 I'll try to squeeze that in between 1630 01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:51,730 cleaning up Grayer's vomit and picking up Mrs. X's laundry. 1631 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:54,733 - Come on, if your job is that bad, why don't you just quit? 1632 01:05:54,776 --> 01:05:56,822 I mean, it's not like you're on a career path here. 1633 01:05:56,865 --> 01:05:57,997 I don't understand. 1634 01:05:58,041 --> 01:06:00,086 No, of course you don't understand. 1635 01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:02,741 You've obviously lived a very charmed life. 1636 01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:04,177 Growing up on Fifth Avenue. 1637 01:06:04,221 --> 01:06:05,352 You went to Harvard. 1638 01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,832 - A charmed life? 1639 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,010 Okay. 1640 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:12,098 Now I get it. 1641 01:06:13,186 --> 01:06:15,623 You know, for your information, 1642 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:17,843 my mother died when I was four. 1643 01:06:17,886 --> 01:06:20,628 My father traveled constantly for work. 1644 01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:22,674 I was raised by nine different nannies 1645 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,328 until I was old enough to get shipped off 1646 01:06:24,371 --> 01:06:25,503 to boarding school. 1647 01:06:25,546 --> 01:06:28,071 That's how charmed my life was. 1648 01:06:32,727 --> 01:06:33,772 - I'm really sorry. 1649 01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:35,252 - But you know something? 1650 01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:36,993 I still think I turned out to be a pretty decent guy 1651 01:06:37,036 --> 01:06:38,603 in spite of it all. 1652 01:06:40,387 --> 01:06:43,390 - I guess I'm officially an asshole. 1653 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:47,873 - Well, asshole is a pretty strong word. 1654 01:06:49,222 --> 01:06:52,225 I would have gone with jerk or bonehead. 1655 01:06:52,269 --> 01:06:55,794 But that's just my prep school upbringing. 1656 01:06:57,752 --> 01:06:59,537 - I don't know, you know, I just... 1657 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:00,625 I would love to quit. 1658 01:07:00,668 --> 01:07:02,670 I really would, but I... 1659 01:07:03,845 --> 01:07:06,196 I can't leave Grayer. 1660 01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:07,066 I can't. 1661 01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:10,939 You're gonna think I'm totally crazy, 1662 01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:14,291 but I feel really bad for her also. 1663 01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:16,423 Do you think I'm crazy? 1664 01:07:16,467 --> 01:07:18,860 - Well, you know, you could be suffering 1665 01:07:18,904 --> 01:07:20,645 from Stockholm Syndrome. 1666 01:07:20,688 --> 01:07:22,081 You ever heard of Patty Hearst? 1667 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,343 - Are you kidding? 1668 01:07:23,387 --> 01:07:24,736 - Yes. 1669 01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:25,954 - But I do think you should probably 1670 01:07:25,998 --> 01:07:28,087 let me kiss you right about now. 1671 01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:29,001 - What? 1672 01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:33,136 - Well, we're two blocks from your building. 1673 01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:36,139 And once we get any closer, I won't be able to go near you. 1674 01:07:36,182 --> 01:07:38,228 Which, to tell you the truth, 1675 01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:40,099 is all I've really thought about since that day 1676 01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:43,102 I saw you in that Betsy Ross getup. 1677 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:45,322 - That is really kinky and weird. 1678 01:07:45,365 --> 01:07:48,064 - You don't know the half of it. 1679 01:07:58,161 --> 01:07:59,118 - Good night. 1680 01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:00,119 - Good night. 1681 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,512 - Pleasant evening. 1682 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:02,382 - Yeah. 1683 01:08:15,569 --> 01:08:16,875 - Good night. 1684 01:08:16,918 --> 01:08:17,745 Uh-huh. 1685 01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:33,718 - Look out for the... 1686 01:08:33,761 --> 01:08:35,067 [glass smashing] 1687 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,460 - Sorry. 1688 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:46,774 [gentle music] 1689 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:54,347 [ANNIE] While doing field work, anthropologists have been known 1690 01:08:54,391 --> 01:08:56,306 to lose themselves in the very society 1691 01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:57,829 that they're studying, 1692 01:08:57,872 --> 01:09:00,701 a phenomenon known as going native. 1693 01:09:00,745 --> 01:09:03,922 When this occurs, the proper course of action 1694 01:09:03,965 --> 01:09:06,142 is to remove oneself ASAP. 1695 01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:13,061 After my night with Harvard Hottie, 1696 01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:15,368 it became quite obvious that my obsession 1697 01:09:15,412 --> 01:09:18,980 with the Xs meant I'd gone native. 1698 01:09:19,024 --> 01:09:21,026 Daydreaming in the park that day, 1699 01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:24,203 I came to the conclusion that the only right thing to do 1700 01:09:24,247 --> 01:09:26,640 was confront Mrs. X and quit. 1701 01:09:30,601 --> 01:09:32,733 - Oh, I forgot about this. 1702 01:09:32,777 --> 01:09:33,691 Wow. 1703 01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:35,301 This could work. 1704 01:09:39,653 --> 01:09:42,482 See if you can find me something short. 1705 01:09:42,526 --> 01:09:44,658 It'll go better with this neckline. 1706 01:09:44,702 --> 01:09:45,529 - Okay. 1707 01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:50,882 - Oh. 1708 01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:54,015 - Did Grayer get you this? 1709 01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:57,410 - God. 1710 01:09:59,064 --> 01:10:01,893 I bought this for my mother when I was 10. 1711 01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:04,156 She got mad at me, refused to wear it. 1712 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,114 She said it was common. 1713 01:10:08,029 --> 01:10:10,641 I think I saved it out of spite. 1714 01:10:24,568 --> 01:10:26,004 - How about this? 1715 01:10:28,049 --> 01:10:32,445 - Mr. X bought it for me for our first wedding anniversary. 1716 01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:35,753 So it's only fitting that I should wear it tonight, right? 1717 01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:36,841 - Definitely. 1718 01:10:48,548 --> 01:10:52,857 Mrs. X, I need to talk to you about something. 1719 01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:54,728 I know you're really busy tonight, 1720 01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:56,164 so I was wondering if we could schedule 1721 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:58,297 some time tomorrow night to talk. 1722 01:10:58,341 --> 01:11:00,778 - What is it, Nanny? 1723 01:11:01,953 --> 01:11:04,521 - I think it's better if we talk alone. 1724 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:05,652 - What is it? 1725 01:11:08,481 --> 01:11:10,266 - Nanny, lend a hand. 1726 01:11:29,241 --> 01:11:30,068 - Well? 1727 01:11:31,548 --> 01:11:33,158 - You look amazing. 1728 01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:35,247 - Really? 1729 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,380 - You look very pretty, Mommy. 1730 01:11:37,423 --> 01:11:39,338 - And you like the Dior? 1731 01:11:39,382 --> 01:11:42,167 I mean, I know it's a little much for dinner, 1732 01:11:42,210 --> 01:11:43,690 but afterwards he's taking me to 1733 01:11:43,734 --> 01:11:45,692 the President's Circle Gala at the Met. 1734 01:11:45,736 --> 01:11:47,607 - Well, I couldn't imagine a more perfect dress 1735 01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:49,870 for a romantic anniversary. 1736 01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:52,482 - All I need now is my husband. 1737 01:11:53,961 --> 01:11:56,137 I just called the airport. 1738 01:11:56,181 --> 01:11:59,402 There wasn't a single delay or cancellation out of Chicago, 1739 01:11:59,445 --> 01:12:00,316 so... 1740 01:12:01,621 --> 01:12:03,493 Where can that man be? 1741 01:12:05,233 --> 01:12:08,541 Nanny, call La Grande Nuit and tell them we're running late. 1742 01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:11,631 I don't wanna lose the reservation. 1743 01:12:11,675 --> 01:12:13,851 - Is it Le Grande Nuit or La Grande... 1744 01:12:13,894 --> 01:12:14,678 L-E... 1745 01:12:14,721 --> 01:12:15,635 L-E-S? 1746 01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:17,158 - I think it's L-A. 1747 01:12:17,202 --> 01:12:19,030 [telephone ringing] 1748 01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:20,988 - Thanks, smarty-pants. 1749 01:12:23,991 --> 01:12:25,036 - Hello? 1750 01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:26,385 - [MR. X] Yeah, it's me. 1751 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:28,387 Listen, I'm losing cell service here. 1752 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:30,563 I need you to find my wife and explain to her 1753 01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:32,870 that my flight was canceled. 1754 01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:35,307 And since I'm gonna have to be back here Sunday night, 1755 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:37,396 I'm just gonna spend the whole weekend in Chicago. 1756 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,528 - No no no... 1757 01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:39,659 [MR. X] Make sure to tell her I'm sorry. 1758 01:12:39,703 --> 01:12:41,661 - No no no, Mr. X, you can't do this. 1759 01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:42,706 - Look, she... 1760 01:12:47,711 --> 01:12:49,365 - Nanny, who was it? 1761 01:12:57,590 --> 01:12:59,026 What did he say? 1762 01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:07,644 - He said that his flight was canceled. 1763 01:13:11,212 --> 01:13:13,389 And he's very, very sorry. 1764 01:13:23,442 --> 01:13:25,705 - Make sure you put that one on top. 1765 01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:28,665 I don't want anything to wrinkle. 1766 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,102 - Mommy, where are you going? 1767 01:13:33,844 --> 01:13:35,193 Mommy, don't go! 1768 01:13:35,236 --> 01:13:36,020 - No, Grayer... 1769 01:13:36,063 --> 01:13:37,064 No, Grayer. 1770 01:13:37,108 --> 01:13:38,544 Don't be difficult. 1771 01:13:38,588 --> 01:13:41,373 Mommy has to go away for a few days to get some rest. 1772 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,115 - Nanny, I've decided to take a few days off. 1773 01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:47,292 I'll be at the spa at Canyon Ranch in Lenox. 1774 01:13:47,335 --> 01:13:49,468 Maria has all my numbers. 1775 01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:50,382 - Oh God. 1776 01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:56,257 - Nanny, can we go upstairs? 1777 01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:57,389 I feel funny. 1778 01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:00,131 - Oh my God! 1779 01:14:00,174 --> 01:14:01,393 How did this come on so fast? 1780 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:02,263 104? 1781 01:14:04,091 --> 01:14:05,658 [vomits] 1782 01:14:05,702 --> 01:14:06,659 - Oh my God, oh my God. 1783 01:14:06,703 --> 01:14:07,486 Okay, okay. 1784 01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:08,531 Honey, come here. 1785 01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:09,749 You okay? 1786 01:14:09,793 --> 01:14:10,881 - I'm so sorry. 1787 01:14:10,924 --> 01:14:12,578 - That's okay, that's okay. 1788 01:14:12,622 --> 01:14:13,449 - All right. 1789 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:16,147 - Okay. 1790 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,453 Wait, no. 1791 01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:18,541 - Hey, Lynette, it's Annie. 1792 01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:19,629 Listen, I need your help. 1793 01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:21,152 Grayer has a temperature of 104 1794 01:14:21,195 --> 01:14:23,676 and I have vomit all over me and there's nobody here. 1795 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:24,503 - God. 1796 01:14:24,547 --> 01:14:25,635 Did you call his mother? 1797 01:14:25,678 --> 01:14:26,592 - Yes, I called his mother. 1798 01:14:26,636 --> 01:14:27,985 She's at some friggin' spa. 1799 01:14:28,028 --> 01:14:29,465 I left three messages and she won't call me back. 1800 01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:30,857 I don't know what to do. 1801 01:14:30,901 --> 01:14:32,598 I mean, should I take him to the emergency room 1802 01:14:32,642 --> 01:14:33,860 or something? 1803 01:14:33,904 --> 01:14:34,948 JUDY BRADDOCK Annie, I can't answer that. 1804 01:14:34,992 --> 01:14:36,080 I... 1805 01:14:36,123 --> 01:14:38,212 - Do you know a number of a doctor 1806 01:14:38,256 --> 01:14:40,650 I could call for advice, or a nurse even? 1807 01:14:40,693 --> 01:14:42,608 - Of course I know a nurse. 1808 01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:43,653 Your mother. 1809 01:14:46,699 --> 01:14:47,961 - Nanny? 1810 01:14:48,005 --> 01:14:50,921 - Lynette, I have to call you back. 1811 01:14:50,964 --> 01:14:52,052 What is it, sweetheart? 1812 01:14:52,096 --> 01:14:53,184 What's wrong? 1813 01:14:56,622 --> 01:14:58,145 - I want my mommy. 1814 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:02,367 - Me too. 1815 01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:09,940 How is everything? 1816 01:15:09,983 --> 01:15:11,550 - His fever's down. 1817 01:15:11,594 --> 01:15:13,770 But I think he's got the croup. 1818 01:15:13,813 --> 01:15:16,555 The steam should help open his passages 1819 01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,339 and hopefully it'll ease up his cough 1820 01:15:18,383 --> 01:15:20,690 and he can get some rest. 1821 01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:23,736 - Is there anything I can do? 1822 01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:25,608 - Just close the door. 1823 01:15:36,444 --> 01:15:38,055 - He's okay now. 1824 01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:39,578 Much better. 1825 01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:41,101 - Oh, thank you, God. 1826 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,668 - Even so, you should bring him to the doctor 1827 01:15:42,712 --> 01:15:43,887 in the morning. 1828 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:45,584 He's probably gonna need a prescription. 1829 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,238 - Okay. 1830 01:15:47,281 --> 01:15:48,108 Hey, Ma... 1831 01:15:51,372 --> 01:15:55,028 I don't know how to thank you for coming here, 1832 01:15:55,072 --> 01:15:55,942 and helping- 1833 01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:58,336 - Why'd you lie to me, Annie? 1834 01:16:01,382 --> 01:16:03,471 - I have never lied to you. 1835 01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:05,691 Ever. 1836 01:16:05,735 --> 01:16:06,562 I know. 1837 01:16:08,128 --> 01:16:08,999 I just... 1838 01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:14,091 Oh, Mom, I couldn't handle it anymore. 1839 01:16:14,134 --> 01:16:15,614 - I just couldn't handle it. - What? 1840 01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:16,920 What couldn't you handle? 1841 01:16:16,963 --> 01:16:19,270 You're young, you're smart, you're energetic. 1842 01:16:19,313 --> 01:16:22,055 You got this incredibly bright future ahead of you. 1843 01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:23,361 - It was too bright, Ma. 1844 01:16:23,404 --> 01:16:24,188 All right? 1845 01:16:24,231 --> 01:16:25,276 I just, I got... 1846 01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,190 I had to get away. 1847 01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:28,148 - And do this? 1848 01:16:28,192 --> 01:16:29,759 You understand? 1849 01:16:29,802 --> 01:16:32,892 Every night shift I worked, every overtime hour I accepted, 1850 01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:35,286 I did it because I wanted something better for you 1851 01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:36,243 than I had. 1852 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:38,463 - Nanny! 1853 01:16:38,506 --> 01:16:39,812 Good, you're up. 1854 01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:42,119 Just leave that there. 1855 01:16:42,162 --> 01:16:44,948 So listen, the spa was just awful, 1856 01:16:44,991 --> 01:16:47,907 totally overrun with suburban riffraff. 1857 01:16:47,951 --> 01:16:50,344 And then in the middle of my body scrub, 1858 01:16:50,388 --> 01:16:53,086 Mr. X called and believe it or not, 1859 01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:55,915 he wants to take us all to Nantucket next week. 1860 01:16:55,959 --> 01:17:00,398 So I figured I might as well cut my trip short and... 1861 01:17:02,226 --> 01:17:03,401 Who's this? 1862 01:17:03,444 --> 01:17:04,358 - I'm Judy. 1863 01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:07,274 - It's my mom. 1864 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:12,497 - You never mentioned you had a mother, Nanny. 1865 01:17:14,499 --> 01:17:15,718 - My mom's a nurse. 1866 01:17:15,761 --> 01:17:17,110 She came over here to help me. 1867 01:17:17,154 --> 01:17:20,505 Grayer's been very, very, very sick. 1868 01:17:20,548 --> 01:17:21,898 I tried calling you... 1869 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:23,682 - Where is he? 1870 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:26,163 - Well he's sleeping now. 1871 01:17:26,206 --> 01:17:28,861 - Then he can't be that sick now, can he? 1872 01:17:28,905 --> 01:17:30,689 So listen, could you quickly unpack my luggage 1873 01:17:30,733 --> 01:17:32,386 and just put everything in the laundry? 1874 01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,433 I'm exhausted and Mr. X is expected sometime before 9:00. 1875 01:17:35,476 --> 01:17:37,914 I will see you in the morning. 1876 01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:41,178 Oh, very nice to meet you, Julie. 1877 01:17:41,221 --> 01:17:42,048 - Judy. 1878 01:17:54,974 --> 01:17:58,674 - Call me when this phase of your life is over. 1879 01:18:02,590 --> 01:18:05,593 [ANNIE] I desperately wanted to yell out after her, 1880 01:18:05,637 --> 01:18:07,813 but it was like one of those awful dreams 1881 01:18:07,857 --> 01:18:10,337 where I had no voice. 1882 01:18:10,381 --> 01:18:12,949 My desire to be an observer of life 1883 01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:16,256 was actually keeping me from living one. 1884 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,911 - Clearly, the woman's heinous. 1885 01:18:20,130 --> 01:18:21,087 You gotta quit. 1886 01:18:21,131 --> 01:18:22,045 It's just that simple. 1887 01:18:22,088 --> 01:18:23,873 - I can't, all right? 1888 01:18:23,916 --> 01:18:25,091 I tried. 1889 01:18:25,135 --> 01:18:28,094 - What if I made you a tempting offer? 1890 01:18:28,138 --> 01:18:29,574 I'm gonna go to my father's house 1891 01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:30,880 in Southampton for a month. 1892 01:18:30,923 --> 01:18:32,533 I gotta take some time, figure out if law school 1893 01:18:32,577 --> 01:18:34,492 is really right for me. 1894 01:18:35,580 --> 01:18:37,538 Why don't you join me? 1895 01:18:37,582 --> 01:18:39,149 Do a little soul-searching. 1896 01:18:39,192 --> 01:18:41,760 We'd get the whole house to ourselves, won't cost us a cent. 1897 01:18:41,804 --> 01:18:44,589 We'll walk on the beach, we'll drink red wine, 1898 01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:45,982 grill fresh fish. 1899 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,855 - That sounds like heaven. 1900 01:18:49,899 --> 01:18:53,250 But what if this vacation can save their marriage? 1901 01:18:53,293 --> 01:18:57,167 If I quit now, I'll ruin it and break Grayer's heart. 1902 01:18:57,210 --> 01:18:58,255 - What about my heart? 1903 01:18:58,298 --> 01:19:00,257 Do I count for anything? 1904 01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:04,827 - Come on, say yes. 1905 01:19:05,784 --> 01:19:07,830 Be young with me in the Hamptons. 1906 01:19:07,873 --> 01:19:10,702 Don't go to Nantucket with the weirdos. 1907 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:12,051 What do you say? 1908 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,716 Not a chance in hell, is there? 1909 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:25,804 I can take a hint. 1910 01:19:25,848 --> 01:19:27,545 - Come on, I didn't say no. 1911 01:19:27,588 --> 01:19:30,591 - You weren't exactly screaming yes though, were you? 1912 01:19:30,635 --> 01:19:32,550 I'm starting to wonder if you're really selfless 1913 01:19:32,593 --> 01:19:35,683 or just a little self-obsessed. 1914 01:19:35,727 --> 01:19:36,684 - Thank you. 1915 01:19:36,728 --> 01:19:37,555 Thanks. 1916 01:19:38,599 --> 01:19:39,775 I have to go. 1917 01:19:42,255 --> 01:19:46,346 - Listen, if you change your mind, my offer stands. 1918 01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:55,312 - We're going to 'Tucket! 1919 01:19:55,355 --> 01:19:56,835 We're going to 'Tucket! 1920 01:19:56,879 --> 01:19:58,228 Guess what else? 1921 01:19:58,271 --> 01:19:59,925 I'm getting a puppy. 1922 01:20:01,535 --> 01:20:02,536 - Oh my God! 1923 01:20:04,321 --> 01:20:06,758 ["The Tide Is High" by Blondie] 1924 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,195 - Daddy, Daddy, where's my puppy? 1925 01:20:09,239 --> 01:20:12,938 - Been waiting for you right up in the car there, sport. 1926 01:20:12,982 --> 01:20:14,244 - Isn't it wonderful? 1927 01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:15,419 Mmm. 1928 01:20:15,462 --> 01:20:16,768 - A family trip has been long overdue. 1929 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:18,378 - Mm. 1930 01:20:18,422 --> 01:20:19,771 - Listen, I didn't want to say anything in front of Grayer, 1931 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,294 but the truth is, I can only stay for a few days. 1932 01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:24,471 They're really pushing me to finish up in Chicago. 1933 01:20:24,515 --> 01:20:26,517 - You can't be serious. 1934 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:28,606 - You're not gonna leave us on this island alone. 1935 01:20:28,649 --> 01:20:30,826 - Okay, we'll talk about it later. 1936 01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:33,611 ♪ But I'm holding on 1937 01:20:33,654 --> 01:20:38,572 ♪ I'm gonna be your number one 1938 01:20:38,616 --> 01:20:41,010 ♪ I'm not the kind of girl 1939 01:20:41,053 --> 01:20:45,753 ♪ Who gives up just like that 1940 01:20:45,797 --> 01:20:47,233 ♪ Oh no 1941 01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:48,060 - Hi. 1942 01:20:48,104 --> 01:20:49,148 It's Annie. 1943 01:20:49,192 --> 01:20:50,802 I haven't heard from you in a while. 1944 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,891 You're probably in Southampton, 1945 01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:54,762 but I just wanted to let you know that 1946 01:20:54,806 --> 01:20:56,373 my cell phone doesn't work here. 1947 01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:58,679 So if you wanted to call... 1948 01:21:00,943 --> 01:21:02,466 if you wanted to call, 1949 01:21:02,509 --> 01:21:04,947 you probably have the number already on your cell phone, 1950 01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:07,036 but I will give it to you just in case. 1951 01:21:07,079 --> 01:21:08,080 It is 508... 1952 01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:10,604 - Hello? 1953 01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:11,692 Oh. 1954 01:21:11,736 --> 01:21:12,563 What, hello? 1955 01:21:12,606 --> 01:21:13,912 - Hello, Nanny? 1956 01:21:13,956 --> 01:21:15,566 I need to use this phone. 1957 01:21:15,609 --> 01:21:16,523 Immediately. 1958 01:21:16,567 --> 01:21:18,134 - Okay, so sorry. 1959 01:21:18,177 --> 01:21:19,178 - Oh God. 1960 01:21:19,222 --> 01:21:21,528 - Nanny, we're going to the beach. 1961 01:21:21,572 --> 01:21:26,751 - When I grow up, I want enoughmoney to build a real castle. 1962 01:21:26,794 --> 01:21:29,928 - Just remember, Grove, that money can't buy love. 1963 01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:32,844 - But Mommy pays you money and I love you. 1964 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:35,934 - Surprise surprise, dear. 1965 01:21:37,457 --> 01:21:38,284 Mother? 1966 01:21:38,328 --> 01:21:41,070 - My, you've gotten portly. 1967 01:21:41,113 --> 01:21:42,288 - Hi, Grandma. 1968 01:21:43,942 --> 01:21:46,031 - What the hell are you doing here? 1969 01:21:46,075 --> 01:21:47,163 - Ask your wife. 1970 01:21:47,206 --> 01:21:50,122 She's the one who requested I come. 1971 01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:51,036 - Darling, I- 1972 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,430 - Not that I need an invitation. 1973 01:21:53,473 --> 01:21:54,735 It is my house. 1974 01:21:55,649 --> 01:21:57,956 I just wanted your mother to be here for the news. 1975 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,305 News, what news? 1976 01:21:59,349 --> 01:22:01,742 What in the hell is going on here? 1977 01:22:01,786 --> 01:22:03,919 - I'm having another baby. 1978 01:22:07,531 --> 01:22:09,011 - Virtually impossible! 1979 01:22:09,054 --> 01:22:10,360 What exactly do you want? 1980 01:22:10,403 --> 01:22:12,101 And you invited my mother here so that 1981 01:22:12,144 --> 01:22:13,667 I can't go back to Chicago. 1982 01:22:13,711 --> 01:22:15,017 One lousy week! 1983 01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:16,279 - You know something? 1984 01:22:16,322 --> 01:22:18,672 You are an infuriating woman. 1985 01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:20,109 You really are! 1986 01:22:20,152 --> 01:22:23,155 That's what you get for rejecting debutante season. 1987 01:22:23,199 --> 01:22:25,288 - Who asked you, bitch? 1988 01:22:25,331 --> 01:22:27,943 [upbeat music] 1989 01:22:35,428 --> 01:22:36,908 - Can you look after the kids for a minute? 1990 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:37,996 I'm the only nanny here. 1991 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:40,433 I just have to use the restroom. 1992 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:41,565 - Hmm. 1993 01:22:41,608 --> 01:22:43,132 Make it snappy, dear. 1994 01:22:43,175 --> 01:22:45,090 I'm on the last chapter. 1995 01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:47,049 - Oh, thanks a million. 1996 01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:01,977 - Oh. 1997 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,500 - You look gorgeous. 1998 01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:08,026 - Listen, I need some nanny advice. 1999 01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:08,896 - Okay. 2000 01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:10,159 - To tell you the truth, 2001 01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:13,162 I don't know what's gotten into her lately. 2002 01:23:13,205 --> 01:23:15,599 Well, I installed a Nanny Cam. 2003 01:23:15,642 --> 01:23:18,515 So we'll soon see the truth. 2004 01:23:18,558 --> 01:23:21,126 It might be time to let her go. 2005 01:23:24,695 --> 01:23:26,827 I saw another one. 2006 01:23:26,871 --> 01:23:28,829 Make a wish, Grove. 2007 01:23:28,873 --> 01:23:32,746 I wish we could stay in 'Tucket forever, 2008 01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:35,358 Mommy, Daddy, you and my puppy. 2009 01:23:43,366 --> 01:23:44,193 Grove? 2010 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,070 You know I... 2011 01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:56,466 - I'm not gonna be your nanny forever. 2012 01:23:56,509 --> 01:23:57,423 I can't be. 2013 01:23:59,382 --> 01:24:03,908 That doesn't mean I'm not gonna always be your friend. 2014 01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:30,543 - What, there's no OJ in the goddamned shit-shack? 2015 01:24:30,587 --> 01:24:32,806 - Oh, I was just about to make some. 2016 01:24:32,850 --> 01:24:33,720 Mm-hm. 2017 01:24:44,166 --> 01:24:45,297 - Where's Grayer? 2018 01:24:45,341 --> 01:24:46,994 Isn't he up yet? 2019 01:24:47,038 --> 01:24:50,389 - He had a little trouble sleeping, so... 2020 01:24:56,047 --> 01:24:57,092 - Concentrate? 2021 01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:59,311 - You have got to be kidding me. 2022 01:24:59,355 --> 01:25:01,748 All my money and I can't get fresh-squeezed? 2023 01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:02,619 Come on. 2024 01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:07,754 - We used it all at the party, so... 2025 01:25:08,755 --> 01:25:10,366 Hmm. 2026 01:25:10,409 --> 01:25:12,194 - Well then, why don't you and I take a little trip 2027 01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:15,197 to the market and get us some, huh? 2028 01:25:22,465 --> 01:25:25,076 [gentle music] 2029 01:25:31,691 --> 01:25:34,694 [telephone ringing] 2030 01:25:37,871 --> 01:25:39,134 - I'm not in right now. 2031 01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:40,787 Leave it at the beep. 2032 01:25:40,831 --> 01:25:44,400 ♪ Be the new one burn to shine 2033 01:25:44,443 --> 01:25:49,100 ♪ I take the blue ones every time ♪ 2034 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:53,191 ♪ Walk me down your broken line ♪ 2035 01:25:53,235 --> 01:25:56,716 ♪ All you have to do is cry 2036 01:25:56,760 --> 01:26:00,459 ♪ Yes all you have to do is cry ♪ 2037 01:26:00,503 --> 01:26:04,159 ♪ All you have to do is cry 2038 01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:17,259 - Where's Grayer? 2039 01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:19,522 - With his grandmother. 2040 01:26:19,565 --> 01:26:22,568 And where, may I ask, have you been? 2041 01:26:27,878 --> 01:26:29,445 - I just had to clear my head. 2042 01:26:29,488 --> 01:26:30,315 - Did you? 2043 01:26:31,447 --> 01:26:33,666 I imagine your unacceptable behavior 2044 01:26:33,710 --> 01:26:37,931 has something to do with that boy in the building. 2045 01:26:39,019 --> 01:26:39,846 Nanny. 2046 01:26:40,978 --> 01:26:43,328 I wasn't born yesterday. 2047 01:26:43,372 --> 01:26:45,461 He called several times this week. 2048 01:26:45,504 --> 01:26:46,766 - He called? 2049 01:26:46,810 --> 01:26:48,290 Why didn't you tell me? 2050 01:26:48,333 --> 01:26:50,117 - I suppose I forgot. 2051 01:26:52,859 --> 01:26:55,601 It's really for your own good. 2052 01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:57,951 He's a little out of your league, don't you think? 2053 01:26:57,995 --> 01:27:00,476 It couldn't possibly end well. 2054 01:27:02,521 --> 01:27:04,871 Clearly this isn't working out. 2055 01:27:04,915 --> 01:27:07,700 Mr. X has arranged for a taxi to take you to the ferry 2056 01:27:07,744 --> 01:27:09,702 and then for a car to pick you up on the other end. 2057 01:27:09,746 --> 01:27:10,921 - Please don't... 2058 01:27:10,964 --> 01:27:12,183 Please don't do this. 2059 01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:14,446 Not for me, but for Grayer. 2060 01:27:15,534 --> 01:27:18,276 Not until you and your husband work your problems out. 2061 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,756 - Don't you dare. 2062 01:27:20,626 --> 01:27:22,106 You stupid... 2063 01:27:22,149 --> 01:27:23,890 You stupid girl. 2064 01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:26,589 As if you know anything about my life. 2065 01:27:26,632 --> 01:27:30,375 As if you know anything about the real world. 2066 01:27:47,174 --> 01:27:50,090 [car horn honking] 2067 01:27:51,135 --> 01:27:52,528 - All I got's 100. 2068 01:27:52,571 --> 01:27:53,746 All right, you know what? 2069 01:27:53,790 --> 01:27:55,748 Just give me the change when you come back 2070 01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:57,184 for my mother at some point, okay? 2071 01:27:57,228 --> 01:27:59,056 Keep 10 bucks for yourself, all right? 2072 01:27:59,099 --> 01:27:59,926 - Nanny. 2073 01:28:01,972 --> 01:28:04,017 Here's your final payment. 2074 01:28:04,061 --> 01:28:05,497 I expect you to have all your things 2075 01:28:05,541 --> 01:28:07,456 out of our apartment by the time we come back. 2076 01:28:07,499 --> 01:28:10,589 Just leave the keys with the doorman. 2077 01:28:17,901 --> 01:28:20,164 Grayer, I think you should take a nap. 2078 01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:22,514 I'm certainly ready for one. 2079 01:28:23,689 --> 01:28:24,734 - Nanny! 2080 01:28:24,777 --> 01:28:26,431 Where are you going? 2081 01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:28,825 Nanny! 2082 01:28:28,868 --> 01:28:29,913 - Grayer. 2083 01:28:29,956 --> 01:28:30,740 Grayer. 2084 01:28:30,783 --> 01:28:32,089 - Stay here. - Nanny! 2085 01:28:32,132 --> 01:28:33,046 - Here. 2086 01:28:33,090 --> 01:28:34,178 - What are you doing? 2087 01:28:34,221 --> 01:28:35,179 - Take it, take it. 2088 01:28:35,222 --> 01:28:36,093 - What? 2089 01:28:36,136 --> 01:28:37,355 - I can't tolerate the yapping. 2090 01:28:37,399 --> 01:28:39,488 Grayer's too young anyway. 2091 01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:40,532 - Nanny! 2092 01:28:40,576 --> 01:28:41,577 Grayer.- 2093 01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:42,447 - Nanny, don't go! 2094 01:28:42,491 --> 01:28:44,362 - Grayer, sweetheart... 2095 01:28:44,406 --> 01:28:45,537 - Nanny, wait! 2096 01:28:47,409 --> 01:28:48,584 Nanny! 2097 01:28:48,627 --> 01:28:49,585 - Grayer! 2098 01:28:49,628 --> 01:28:51,630 - Nanny, don't leave me. 2099 01:28:54,416 --> 01:28:55,242 - Nanny! 2100 01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:04,077 - Grayer. 2101 01:29:20,224 --> 01:29:22,835 [puppy whining] 2102 01:29:53,344 --> 01:29:54,171 - What? 2103 01:30:00,612 --> 01:30:03,310 [melodic music] 2104 01:30:13,538 --> 01:30:15,497 - Go ahead, puppy, do your business. 2105 01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:17,063 Anywhere you like. 2106 01:30:23,592 --> 01:30:24,506 Good puppy! 2107 01:30:27,334 --> 01:30:30,903 Nanny Cam, Nanny Cam, where are you hiding? 2108 01:30:38,041 --> 01:30:39,608 [TOY] I love you. 2109 01:30:43,699 --> 01:30:44,830 Hola. 2110 01:30:46,136 --> 01:30:47,006 Hmm. 2111 01:30:48,747 --> 01:30:49,574 - Aha! 2112 01:30:51,576 --> 01:30:53,665 Okay, lady, you want Nanny Cam? 2113 01:30:53,709 --> 01:30:56,407 I'll give you nannies gone wild. 2114 01:30:59,323 --> 01:31:01,368 And this is how the most significant 2115 01:31:01,412 --> 01:31:04,110 confrontation in my life 2116 01:31:04,154 --> 01:31:06,417 happened with a teddy bear. 2117 01:31:14,556 --> 01:31:18,429 After the abrupt termination of my field work, 2118 01:31:19,517 --> 01:31:21,388 I took some time to make sense 2119 01:31:21,432 --> 01:31:23,739 of all that I had witnessed. 2120 01:31:24,740 --> 01:31:28,526 During this period I read that critics of anthropology 2121 01:31:28,570 --> 01:31:31,398 believe that just by observing a culture 2122 01:31:31,442 --> 01:31:33,357 you inevitably change it. 2123 01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:35,272 - Mm! - Ow! 2124 01:31:35,315 --> 01:31:36,534 - Hey. 2125 01:31:36,578 --> 01:31:39,102 In the many times that I thought of Grayer, 2126 01:31:39,145 --> 01:31:42,627 I secretly hoped those critics were right. 2127 01:31:46,196 --> 01:31:49,155 This is a tape of my latest nanny disaster. 2128 01:31:49,199 --> 01:31:52,855 - She was extremely problematic, to say the least. 2129 01:31:52,898 --> 01:31:54,465 She neglected Grayer. 2130 01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:55,422 She drank. 2131 01:31:55,466 --> 01:31:57,468 She even flirted with my husband. 2132 01:31:57,512 --> 01:32:00,340 I finally had to fire her for promiscuous behavior 2133 01:32:00,384 --> 01:32:02,212 with a boy in the building. 2134 01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:04,780 This videotape shows her feeding my child 2135 01:32:04,823 --> 01:32:08,261 peanut butter and jelly directly from the jar. 2136 01:32:08,305 --> 01:32:10,437 - You know, I remember this nanny. 2137 01:32:10,481 --> 01:32:13,397 She had a very peculiar attitude. 2138 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:14,441 Let's watch. 2139 01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:17,793 - You excited about going to Nantucket? 2140 01:32:17,836 --> 01:32:19,055 - Yes. 2141 01:32:19,098 --> 01:32:20,273 - Okay, well, why don't you close your eyes 2142 01:32:20,317 --> 01:32:22,885 and you can dream about building sand castles? 2143 01:32:22,928 --> 01:32:24,016 - I love you, Nanny. 2144 01:32:24,060 --> 01:32:24,930 - Good night. 2145 01:32:24,974 --> 01:32:26,062 - This must be the wrong tape. 2146 01:32:26,105 --> 01:32:27,280 I've never seen this one before. 2147 01:32:27,324 --> 01:32:28,543 - It's all right, just let it play out. 2148 01:32:28,586 --> 01:32:30,632 We'll get something good. 2149 01:32:33,199 --> 01:32:34,679 [crowd gasping] 2150 01:32:34,723 --> 01:32:36,159 It's a problem. 2151 01:32:36,202 --> 01:32:37,682 Big problem. 2152 01:32:37,726 --> 01:32:40,119 - Okay, Mrs. X, now it's time for a few 2153 01:32:40,163 --> 01:32:41,730 simple child-care rules. 2154 01:32:41,773 --> 01:32:42,861 - Oh, all right. 2155 01:32:42,905 --> 01:32:44,602 The teddy bear has been compromised. 2156 01:32:44,646 --> 01:32:48,084 - Slamming the door in your kid's face is not okay. 2157 01:32:48,127 --> 01:32:51,435 Spending more time on a benefit for kids you've never met 2158 01:32:51,478 --> 01:32:53,785 than you do with your own blood is not okay. 2159 01:32:53,829 --> 01:32:57,615 Going to a spa when your son has a fever of 104 2160 01:32:57,659 --> 01:32:59,574 and not answering emergency calls, 2161 01:32:59,617 --> 01:33:01,706 that officially makes you an unfit mother. 2162 01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:02,620 - This is outrageous. 2163 01:33:02,664 --> 01:33:03,882 Stop the tape. 2164 01:33:03,926 --> 01:33:06,755 - No, this is clearly a disgruntled nanny. 2165 01:33:06,798 --> 01:33:09,888 We might have something to learn here. 2166 01:33:09,932 --> 01:33:12,151 - Yeah, I know that you're really busy 2167 01:33:12,195 --> 01:33:15,328 with your hair appointments and your Watsu massages 2168 01:33:15,372 --> 01:33:16,939 and your attempts to stay young 2169 01:33:16,982 --> 01:33:18,201 so your husband won't leave you, 2170 01:33:18,244 --> 01:33:19,637 but here's an idea, 2171 01:33:19,681 --> 01:33:22,074 why don't you try eating dinner with your child 2172 01:33:22,118 --> 01:33:23,641 every once in a blue moon? 2173 01:33:23,685 --> 01:33:25,295 And a head's up here, lady. 2174 01:33:25,338 --> 01:33:26,862 Try smiling once in a while. 2175 01:33:26,905 --> 01:33:28,211 People hate you! 2176 01:33:28,254 --> 01:33:29,778 [crowd gasping] 2177 01:33:29,821 --> 01:33:33,433 As for you, Mr. X, who the hell are you? 2178 01:33:33,477 --> 01:33:36,088 Maybe you're asking the same about me. 2179 01:33:36,132 --> 01:33:37,960 I know you've noticed my ass, 2180 01:33:38,003 --> 01:33:39,875 but you probably don't recognize my face, 2181 01:33:39,918 --> 01:33:41,572 so here's a little hint, okay? 2182 01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:44,923 I'm the one who's been raising your son. 2183 01:33:49,928 --> 01:33:51,930 Grayer is not an accessory. 2184 01:33:51,974 --> 01:33:55,586 His mother didn't order him from a catalog. 2185 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:57,283 Your son, your wife, 2186 01:33:59,851 --> 01:34:01,853 are people in your home, 2187 01:34:03,289 --> 01:34:06,553 human beings who are drowning in their desire 2188 01:34:06,597 --> 01:34:08,991 for you to just look at them. 2189 01:34:23,832 --> 01:34:28,532 You know, the truth is, I don't wish either of you harm. 2190 01:34:29,533 --> 01:34:32,231 If for no other reason than you having 2191 01:34:32,275 --> 01:34:36,322 the profound privilege of being Grayer's parents. 2192 01:34:39,108 --> 01:34:40,631 Grayer loves you. 2193 01:34:45,549 --> 01:34:48,030 He doesn't care what you're wearing 2194 01:34:48,073 --> 01:34:52,469 or what you buy him or what school he gets into. 2195 01:34:52,512 --> 01:34:54,514 He just wants you there. 2196 01:34:55,951 --> 01:34:56,778 That's it. 2197 01:34:59,345 --> 01:35:02,435 And time's running out, and he won't love you 2198 01:35:02,479 --> 01:35:05,569 unconditionally that much longer, so, 2199 01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:12,097 for your own good, don't miss out on getting to know him. 2200 01:35:14,665 --> 01:35:18,408 He's truly an amazing, amazing little person. 2201 01:35:43,302 --> 01:35:44,390 - Excuse me. 2202 01:35:44,434 --> 01:35:46,653 - Of course. 2203 01:36:02,495 --> 01:36:03,801 - Buenas noches. 2204 01:36:10,199 --> 01:36:14,812 - It's a much tougher game out there for women. 2205 01:36:14,856 --> 01:36:17,641 Nature deals us some tricky cards. 2206 01:36:18,947 --> 01:36:20,818 Is that so hard for you to understand? 2207 01:36:20,862 --> 01:36:21,732 - No. 2208 01:36:23,125 --> 01:36:24,256 - I don't know, Mom. 2209 01:36:24,300 --> 01:36:25,127 I just... 2210 01:36:27,738 --> 01:36:30,262 - So I guess you're not going into finance? 2211 01:36:30,306 --> 01:36:33,352 - I don't think that having money makes it any easier. 2212 01:36:33,396 --> 01:36:35,572 You know, I know that now. 2213 01:36:40,490 --> 01:36:41,491 - It's okay. 2214 01:36:41,534 --> 01:36:43,232 It's your life. 2215 01:36:43,275 --> 01:36:47,279 Personally, I think you're making a big mistake. 2216 01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:51,457 But it is your life. 2217 01:36:53,677 --> 01:36:55,592 I want you to be happy. 2218 01:37:00,858 --> 01:37:01,685 - Hey. 2219 01:37:02,729 --> 01:37:03,948 Hayden. 2220 01:37:03,992 --> 01:37:05,167 [ANNIE] Oh, that's right. 2221 01:37:05,210 --> 01:37:06,864 I forgot to mention his name is Hayden. 2222 01:37:06,908 --> 01:37:08,605 And once I finally let myself say it, 2223 01:37:08,648 --> 01:37:10,781 it was a habit that was pretty hard to break. 2224 01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:12,522 It's going pretty good actually. 2225 01:37:12,565 --> 01:37:15,568 There's more scholarships out there than I thought. 2226 01:37:15,612 --> 01:37:17,875 Why are you so late? 2227 01:37:17,919 --> 01:37:20,660 - Because I have something for you. 2228 01:37:20,704 --> 01:37:23,185 It's from your former employer. 2229 01:37:23,228 --> 01:37:24,490 - What? 2230 01:37:24,534 --> 01:37:26,753 - She cornered me on the 12th floor, 2231 01:37:26,797 --> 01:37:30,453 figured I could get to you before she could. 2232 01:37:32,890 --> 01:37:35,675 - I don't wanna read this. 2233 01:37:35,719 --> 01:37:37,286 - Why don't I read it to you? 2234 01:37:37,329 --> 01:37:38,156 - Okay. 2235 01:37:44,206 --> 01:37:45,294 - Dear Annie. 2236 01:37:47,818 --> 01:37:50,516 It's been several months since we've spoken. 2237 01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:52,257 Even so, the things you said on that tape 2238 01:37:52,301 --> 01:37:54,303 haunt me every day. 2239 01:37:54,346 --> 01:37:58,002 And now looking back, I don't know what to say 2240 01:37:58,046 --> 01:37:59,874 except thank you. 2241 01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:02,877 - And I'm sorry. - [MRS. X] And I'm sorry. 2242 01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:04,748 You were so right. 2243 01:38:04,791 --> 01:38:09,100 Of all my privileges, Grayer is my greatest. 2244 01:38:09,144 --> 01:38:12,538 I desperately needed someone to show me that. 2245 01:38:12,582 --> 01:38:14,105 You did. 2246 01:38:14,149 --> 01:38:16,978 And for that, I owe you the world. 2247 01:38:18,675 --> 01:38:21,025 You may or may not be surprised to learn 2248 01:38:21,069 --> 01:38:22,853 that I've left my husband. 2249 01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:24,463 - Not out of the jar. 2250 01:38:24,507 --> 01:38:25,334 - Try it. 2251 01:38:27,771 --> 01:38:30,078 - Any man who made me feel desperate enough 2252 01:38:30,121 --> 01:38:32,819 to feign a pregnancy wasn't worth fighting for. 2253 01:38:32,863 --> 01:38:34,169 Isn't it good? 2254 01:38:36,867 --> 01:38:37,694 - Yeah. 2255 01:38:39,870 --> 01:38:41,132 - Yeah, it is good. 2256 01:38:41,176 --> 01:38:42,960 [MRS. X] So I'm pretty confident that in time 2257 01:38:43,004 --> 01:38:45,006 we'll be getting along just fine. 2258 01:38:45,049 --> 01:38:46,398 - Yeah, it's really good. 2259 01:38:46,442 --> 01:38:47,486 [laughing] 2260 01:38:47,530 --> 01:38:49,358 It's really good. 2261 01:38:49,401 --> 01:38:53,318 - Please know that I wish you all the best in life. 2262 01:38:53,362 --> 01:38:55,146 Sincerely, 2263 01:38:55,190 --> 01:38:56,017 - Alexandra. 2264 01:38:58,802 --> 01:38:59,629 - P.S. 2265 01:39:02,110 --> 01:39:04,373 I'm happy to report that Grayer asks for you 2266 01:39:04,416 --> 01:39:08,029 a little bit less every day and every night. 2267 01:39:18,387 --> 01:39:19,388 - Come on. 2268 01:39:19,431 --> 01:39:20,215 - Okay. 2269 01:39:20,258 --> 01:39:21,651 Let's get out of here. 2270 01:39:21,694 --> 01:39:23,131 Catching the Yankees game with my dad tonight. 2271 01:39:23,174 --> 01:39:24,262 - Sounds wonderful. 2272 01:39:24,306 --> 01:39:25,742 - Yeah. 2273 01:39:25,785 --> 01:39:29,354 [ANNIE] There's a popular belief amongst anthropologists 2274 01:39:29,398 --> 01:39:33,271 that you must immerse yourself in an unfamiliar world 2275 01:39:33,315 --> 01:39:36,492 in order to truly understand your own. 2276 01:39:38,537 --> 01:39:42,367 I've probably gotta get going soon actually. 2277 01:39:44,108 --> 01:39:45,892 - See you later tonight, okay? 2278 01:39:45,936 --> 01:39:46,763 - Yeah. 2279 01:39:47,851 --> 01:39:49,505 I certainly hope so. 2280 01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:57,469 [ANNIE] In conclusion, I hope this field diary 2281 01:39:57,513 --> 01:39:59,863 has been illuminating for those considering 2282 01:39:59,906 --> 01:40:02,735 my application to graduate school. 2283 01:40:03,649 --> 01:40:06,348 It certainly has been for me. 2284 01:40:06,391 --> 01:40:08,654 ♪ Oh yeah. 2285 01:40:10,743 --> 01:40:13,572 [ANNIE] After a lost summer of being Nanny, 2286 01:40:13,616 --> 01:40:15,966 I finally got to know Annie. 2287 01:40:20,275 --> 01:40:23,060 Thanks to a little man named Grayer, 2288 01:40:23,104 --> 01:40:25,715 I only had to trek across the Hudson River 2289 01:40:25,758 --> 01:40:29,414 to make this most amazing discovery. 2290 01:40:29,458 --> 01:40:30,937 ♪ Freedom 2291 01:40:30,981 --> 01:40:32,461 ♪ I will not give you up 2292 01:40:32,504 --> 01:40:33,549 ♪ Freedom 2293 01:40:33,592 --> 01:40:34,985 ♪ Have some faith in the sound 2294 01:40:35,029 --> 01:40:37,118 ♪ You got to give what you take ♪ 2295 01:40:37,161 --> 01:40:38,989 ♪ Freedom 2296 01:40:39,033 --> 01:40:40,164 ♪ I won't let you down 2297 01:40:40,208 --> 01:40:41,252 ♪ Freedom 2298 01:40:41,296 --> 01:40:46,301 ♪ So please don't give me up 2299 01:40:48,433 --> 01:40:52,959 ♪ Wake up one morning you realize ♪ 2300 01:40:53,003 --> 01:40:56,702 ♪ Your life is one big compromise ♪ 2301 01:40:56,746 --> 01:40:58,182 ♪ Compromise 2302 01:40:58,226 --> 01:41:02,795 ♪ Stuck in the job you swore was only temporary ♪ 2303 01:41:02,839 --> 01:41:07,409 ♪ Was only temporary 2304 01:41:07,452 --> 01:41:10,673 ♪ Feel like the world is passing you by ♪ 2305 01:41:10,716 --> 01:41:12,501 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo 2306 01:41:12,544 --> 01:41:15,243 ♪ Never done all the things you wanted to try ♪ 2307 01:41:15,286 --> 01:41:17,419 ♪ Stuck in one place 2308 01:41:17,462 --> 01:41:19,856 ♪ Got a pain in your face 2309 01:41:19,899 --> 01:41:21,814 ♪ From all your stressin' out 2310 01:41:21,858 --> 01:41:22,989 ♪ All your stressin' out 2311 01:41:23,033 --> 01:41:25,079 ♪ All your stressin' out 2312 01:41:25,122 --> 01:41:27,211 ♪ Hey you ask yourself 2313 01:41:27,255 --> 01:41:29,431 ♪ There's got to be more 2314 01:41:29,474 --> 01:41:32,347 ♪ Than what I'm living for 2315 01:41:32,390 --> 01:41:34,000 ♪ What I'm living for 2316 01:41:34,044 --> 01:41:35,350 ♪ What I'm living for 2317 01:41:35,393 --> 01:41:38,179 ♪ You ask yourself there's got to be ♪ 2318 01:41:38,222 --> 01:41:40,224 ♪ Something else 2319 01:41:40,268 --> 01:41:42,444 ♪ Something more more 2320 01:41:42,487 --> 01:41:44,010 ♪ More 2321 01:41:44,054 --> 01:41:48,885 ♪ Well let the sun shine on your face ♪ 2322 01:41:48,928 --> 01:41:53,933 ♪ And don't let your life go to waste ♪ 2323 01:41:53,977 --> 01:41:55,500 ♪ Now is the time 2324 01:41:55,544 --> 01:41:58,938 ♪ Got to make up your mind 2325 01:41:58,982 --> 01:42:01,463 ♪ Let it shine on you 2326 01:42:01,506 --> 01:42:04,857 ♪ Let it shine on you 2327 01:42:04,901 --> 01:42:08,296 ♪ Feel like there's nothing nowhere to go ♪ 2328 01:42:08,339 --> 01:42:09,993 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo 2329 01:42:10,036 --> 01:42:13,039 ♪ You try and fight but you can't let go ♪ 2330 01:42:13,083 --> 01:42:17,827 ♪ Of all the pain got so much to gain ♪ 2331 01:42:17,870 --> 01:42:20,003 ♪ Now is the time 2332 01:42:20,046 --> 01:42:22,527 ♪ Mm-hmm 2333 01:42:22,571 --> 01:42:24,964 ♪ You ask yourself 2334 01:42:25,008 --> 01:42:28,185 ♪ There's got to be something else ♪ 2335 01:42:28,229 --> 01:42:32,189 ♪ Something more more more 2336 01:42:32,233 --> 01:42:36,672 ♪ Let the sun shine on your face ♪ 2337 01:42:36,715 --> 01:42:41,720 ♪ And don't let your life go to waste ♪ 2338 01:42:41,764 --> 01:42:46,769 ♪ Now is the time got to make up your mind ♪ 2339 01:42:47,161 --> 01:42:49,337 ♪ Let it shine on you ♪ 2340 01:42:49,380 --> 01:42:51,556 ♪ Let it shine on you 2341 01:42:51,600 --> 01:42:54,907 ♪ You ask yourself there's got to be ♪ 2342 01:42:54,951 --> 01:42:58,694 ♪ More than what I'm living for ♪ 2343 01:42:58,737 --> 01:43:01,479 ♪ What I'm living for what I'm living for ♪ 2344 01:43:01,523 --> 01:43:04,439 ♪ You ask yourself there's got to be ♪ 2345 01:43:04,482 --> 01:43:08,094 ♪ Something else something more ♪ 2346 01:43:08,138 --> 01:43:10,271 ♪ More more 2347 01:43:10,314 --> 01:43:15,276 ♪ Well let the sun shine on your face ♪ 2348 01:43:15,319 --> 01:43:20,455 ♪ And don't let your life go to waste ♪ 2349 01:43:20,498 --> 01:43:22,108 ♪ Now is the time 2350 01:43:22,152 --> 01:43:25,416 ♪ Got to make up your mind 2351 01:43:25,460 --> 01:43:27,940 ♪ Let it shine on you 2352 01:43:27,984 --> 01:43:30,334 ♪ Let it shine on you 2353 01:43:30,378 --> 01:43:34,730 ♪ Let the sun shine on your face ♪ 2354 01:43:34,773 --> 01:43:36,906 ♪ And don't let your life 2355 01:43:36,949 --> 01:43:39,343 ♪ Go to waste 2356 01:43:39,387 --> 01:43:41,171 ♪ Now is the time 2357 01:43:41,215 --> 01:43:44,566 ♪ Got to make up your mind 2358 01:43:44,609 --> 01:43:47,090 ♪ Let it shine on you 2359 01:43:47,133 --> 01:43:49,179 ♪ Let it shine on you 2360 01:43:49,223 --> 01:43:51,312 ♪ Let the sun shine 2361 01:43:51,355 --> 01:43:53,923 ♪ On your face 2362 01:43:53,966 --> 01:43:56,186 ♪ And don't let your life 2363 01:43:56,230 --> 01:43:58,536 ♪ Go to waste 2364 01:43:58,580 --> 01:44:00,277 ♪ Now is the time 2365 01:44:00,321 --> 01:44:03,759 ♪ Got to make up your mind 2366 01:44:03,802 --> 01:44:06,414 ♪ Let it shine on you 2367 01:44:06,457 --> 01:44:09,634 ♪ Let it shine on you 150502