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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,758 [person 1] Make sure I'm in the frame. 2 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,726 Make sure you get my head. I want to see my hair. 3 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,662 All right, all right. [person 1] Janis, hurry up! 4 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,031 It's not easy making a movie. 5 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,731 You better not drop my phone. 6 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,500 You got it? 7 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,468 Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay, here we go. 8 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:37,071 Hey... Oh, Lord. [Janis] Shit. 9 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,173 We're Cloverfielding. Pick it up. 10 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,508 Give me a minute. [person 1] Make sure I'm in the frame, girl. 11 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,544 Give me a minute! Am I in the frame? 12 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:45,813 I'm in there? [Janis] Yes. 13 00:00:45,947 --> 00:00:47,281 Get me in the frame? Yeah. 14 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:48,448 You got my head in there? Yeah. 15 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,717 Boom, let's go. 16 00:00:50,852 --> 00:00:53,221 ♪ It's a cautionary tale ♪ 17 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,989 ♪ Of fear and lust and pride ♪ 18 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:59,392 ♪ Based on actual events Where people died ♪ 19 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:00,727 No one died. 20 00:01:00,862 --> 00:01:01,896 ♪ But how far Would you go ♪ 21 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:04,497 ♪ To be popular and hot? ♪ 22 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,235 ♪ Would you resist temptation? ♪ 23 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:08,602 ♪ No, you would not! ♪ 24 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,370 ♪ Just admit it sometimes ♪ 25 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:15,542 ♪ Mean is what you are Mean is easier than nice ♪ 26 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:18,545 ♪ And though mean Can take you far ♪ 27 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:22,016 ♪ Maybe this will Make you think twice ♪ 28 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:23,818 Spin. Clicker. Fosse! 29 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:27,721 ♪ This is a cautionary tale ♪ 30 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,825 ♪ About corruption And betrayal ♪ 31 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,227 ♪ And getting hit by a bus! ♪ 32 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:36,596 ♪ You can't buy integrity ♪ [vocalizing] 33 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:41,836 ♪ At the mall It's not for sale ♪ 34 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:42,769 Truth. 35 00:01:42,904 --> 00:01:46,539 ♪ This is a cautionary ♪ 36 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:52,980 ♪ Tale! ♪ 37 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,792 [birds chirping] 38 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,564 ♪ I used To think I would spend ♪ 39 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:14,668 ♪ Every second I have ♪ 40 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:18,005 ♪ Right where my story began ♪ 41 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,675 ♪ I'd be happy here ♪ 42 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:24,345 ♪ Every day, month Year of my life ♪ 43 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:28,916 ♪ But now I'm wishing For whatever comes After goodbye ♪ 44 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,752 ♪ On every star in the sky ♪ 45 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:38,859 ♪ And I'm dreaming of What I could become ♪ 46 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:42,063 ♪ This is where home will be ♪ 47 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:45,732 ♪ As long as my lungs Can breathe ♪ 48 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:49,370 ♪ But my heart is dyin' To leave ♪ 49 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,139 ♪ 'Cause I know there's more To me ♪ 50 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,574 ♪ I don't want to live with What ifs... ♪ 51 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,943 Cady? 52 00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:57,878 I've been thinking about what you said. 53 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,780 About being frustrated by my decision 54 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:02,482 and feeling a little stuck here, 55 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:03,683 just me and you. 56 00:03:03,818 --> 00:03:05,186 I'm sorry I yelled. 57 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,355 But you have a point. 58 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,655 Maybe I've been a little selfish, 59 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,358 putting my research ahead 60 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,159 of your social and emotional development. 61 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,395 I called the people from Northwestern back. 62 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,896 I took the job. 63 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:17,764 What? 64 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,467 But they need me to start on September 9th. 65 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:23,137 ♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ 66 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:26,874 ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ Cady? 67 00:03:27,008 --> 00:03:31,479 ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ 68 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,381 ♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪ 69 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:36,851 ♪ That's not the me that I That's not the me that I am ♪ 70 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,753 ♪ This time There's no lookin' back ♪ 71 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:44,258 ♪ I'm crossing things Off my list ♪ 72 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:48,062 ♪ Don't want to run out of time Before I wake up and find ♪ 73 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,831 ♪ There was a life That I missed ♪ 74 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,701 ♪ My limit doesn't exist ♪ 75 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,180 I'll pick you up at 3:00. 76 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:07,714 [chuckles] 77 00:04:12,153 --> 00:04:15,990 ♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ 78 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:19,793 ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ 79 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:23,797 ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ 80 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,368 ♪ That's not a part of my plan That's not the me that I am ♪ 81 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:30,337 ♪ No what ifs, regrets ♪ 82 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:34,075 ♪ Wear my strengths And weakness ♪ 83 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:38,446 ♪ I won't hide my feelings Oh, no ♪ 84 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:41,614 ♪ That's not a part of my plan That's not the... ♪ 85 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,818 [gasps] Bitch, move. 86 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,620 [bubble pops] [chewing] 87 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,562 Hope you all had a good summer. 88 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:55,930 Mine was pretty good. 89 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,499 I worked in my brother-in-law's 90 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,134 golf pro shop. 91 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:03,070 Did not make a lot of money, so of course I am back 92 00:05:03,204 --> 00:05:06,173 to help shepherd you all into the future. 93 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:13,613 May I have everyone's attention, please? 94 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:16,016 Eyes to the front of the room. 95 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:19,120 You may notice we have a new student joining us today. 96 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:20,955 She just moved here from Kentucky. 97 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:21,822 Kenya. 98 00:05:21,956 --> 00:05:24,391 Kenya. Her name is Caddy. 99 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,127 It's Cady. Cady Heron. 100 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,761 My apologies. I will commit that to memory. 101 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:32,699 Cady, like the Canadian songstress k.d. lang, 102 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,270 and Heron, like the illegal street drug. 103 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,906 Thank you, Caddy. It's Cady. 104 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,708 Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury. I'll be your homeroom teacher. 105 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,043 This is your roster. 106 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,879 I see I also have you for A.P. Calculus. 107 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,047 You must have had excellent teachers at your old school. 108 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,883 Oh, I was homeschooled. Homeschooled? 109 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,718 Oh, that's a fun way to take jobs from my union. 110 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,120 No, I'm joking. It's fine. Ah. 111 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:55,089 Um, do you think you can follow this schedule? 112 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,891 Yeah, I think so. Okay, you're gonna be moving 113 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,626 from class to class with each... 114 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,362 That's it. 115 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:03,796 Everybody find a seat. 116 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,232 Please. 117 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,838 This is first period: 118 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,439 American Literature. 119 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,441 ♪ My name is Mister Rapp ♪ 120 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,877 ♪ And I take no...? ♪ 121 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:21,315 ♪ My name is Mister Rapp And I take no...? ♪ 122 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:23,150 "...care of myself"? 123 00:06:23,284 --> 00:06:28,155 "Crap." Correct answer was "crap." 124 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,591 Find a seat. 125 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,393 I don't want you to think of me 126 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,861 as just any other teacher. 127 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,296 I prefer to think of myself 128 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,298 as a time traveler. [school bell rings] 129 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:41,235 Maintenant nous choisissons nos noms français. 130 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,370 Cady. Comment tu t'appelles? 131 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,738 Je m'appelle Cady. Incorrecte! 132 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,375 You have to pick a French name. 133 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,677 All the French people I know 134 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,879 just call me Cady. [chuckles] 135 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,914 Just say Marie. 136 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,450 Um... Marie? 137 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,018 Marie. 138 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,621 J'anice. J'anice. 139 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,324 Chanel. Non. 140 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,757 Fantine. Non. 141 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,193 Celine Dion? 142 00:07:06,327 --> 00:07:07,328 Non. 143 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,196 Beyoncé. 144 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:11,131 Quais. Mais non. 145 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,703 Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." 146 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,038 Now, this fall we'll be getting 147 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:21,308 into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. 148 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,210 Of course then followed by, in the spring, 149 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:25,045 Condoms and Choking. 150 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,715 Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? 151 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,483 I need to urinate. 152 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,718 No way, José. 153 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,386 Uh, it's Cady. 154 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:33,721 Well, Cady, 155 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,788 first thing you need to do is ask permission. 156 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,458 But the second thing you'll need 157 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,593 is this lavatory pass 158 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,595 that is shaped like a sperm whale. 159 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:42,963 Get it? 160 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,632 Um... 161 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,700 May I please have the lavatory pass? 162 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,936 No, you may not. You may go sit back down. 163 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,771 You can go at lunch. Nice try, kiddo. 164 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,207 All right, let's jump into this! 165 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,876 This won't be awkward at all, I swear to God. 166 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,329 Are you okay in there? 167 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:49,630 [Cady] Uh, yes. 168 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,332 'Cause you've been in there a very long time. 169 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:52,866 We're concerned you're either doing drugs 170 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,368 or having a toilet baby. 171 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,439 Hi. I'm Janis. 172 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,374 And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce. 173 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:01,575 This is Damian. 174 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:02,943 He is almost too gay to function. 175 00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:05,379 But I push through. I manage. 176 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,547 Hi. 177 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,848 [Damian] We've been watching you all day. 178 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,249 You're a mess. 179 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:13,454 So we volunteer to amplify your lunch experience. 180 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,457 Yeah, what Damian is saying is we will help you, Caddy. 181 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:20,728 Thanks so much. Um... it's Cady. 182 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,996 Yeah. I'm gonna call you Caddy. 183 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:24,765 Get out of the toilet! 184 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,367 Mkay. 185 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,503 You just need to find your clique and commit to it. 186 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:30,938 You have your Jocks. 187 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,773 [shouting] 188 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,576 Your Corny Horny Band Freaks. 189 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,314 Your Classic Burnouts. 190 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,982 [growls] 191 00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:43,217 Do any of these feel like your people? 192 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,219 I don't think so. [Damian] Hmm... 193 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,187 You know what might be cute for her? 194 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,489 What, Grade Grubbers? 195 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,891 No, I was gonna say Theater Mess. 196 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,298 And who's at that table? 197 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,835 [Damian] Oh, no, no, no. 198 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,302 We call them the Plastics 199 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,104 'cause they're shiny, fake and hard. 200 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:05,773 Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners. 201 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,008 She knows everything about everybody. 202 00:10:08,142 --> 00:10:09,777 That's why her hair's so big. 203 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,545 It's full of secrets. 204 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:12,980 And that's Karen Shetty. 205 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,581 She's the dumbest person you'll ever meet. 206 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:18,252 I once saw her put a D in the word "orange." 207 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,020 [bubbling] 208 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:23,257 Could I just sit with you guys? 209 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,225 I actually don't know. 210 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:26,727 We've never been asked that question before. 211 00:10:26,861 --> 00:10:27,896 Could she? 212 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,130 We are very exclusive, 213 00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:33,700 but I think we can make an exception. 214 00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:38,038 What was that? Oh, Lord, it's the Queen Bee. Don't look her in the eye! 215 00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:56,290 ♪ My name is Regina George ♪ 216 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:02,329 ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ 217 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,432 ♪ Fear me, love me ♪ 218 00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:09,203 ♪ Stand and stare at me ♪ 219 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,638 ♪ And these? ♪ 220 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,440 ♪ These are real ♪ 221 00:11:13,574 --> 00:11:17,344 ♪ I've got money and looks ♪ 222 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:23,183 ♪ I am, like, drunk with power ♪ 223 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:28,857 ♪ This whole school Humps my leg ♪ 224 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,359 ♪ Like a Chihuahua ♪ 225 00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:37,598 ♪ I'm the prettiest poison You've ever seen ♪ 226 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:42,937 ♪ That filter you use Looks just like me ♪ 227 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:47,842 ♪ My name is Regina George ♪ 228 00:11:47,976 --> 00:11:52,579 ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ 229 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:57,451 ♪ I don't care who you are ♪ 230 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,120 ♪ I don't care ♪ 231 00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:07,327 ♪ How you feel ♪ 232 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,562 You. 233 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,330 Yeah, you. Come here. 234 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,440 Why don't I know you? 235 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,577 I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. 236 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,212 Shut up. 237 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:26,780 Shut up! 238 00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:28,415 I didn't say anything. 239 00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:30,217 You're, like, really pretty. 240 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,287 Thanks. So you agree? 241 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,788 You think you're really pretty? 242 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,424 Oh, I don't know. 243 00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:40,727 You're an international student. That is so fetch. 244 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:41,963 What is "fetch"? 245 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,899 It's like slang from an old movie. 246 00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:48,036 Juno, I think. [sighs] 247 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,403 Have you ever touched a tiger? 248 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,040 Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 249 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,675 'Cause that's one of my life goals. 250 00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:57,077 To not touch a tiger. 251 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,179 Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? 252 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:00,647 I can guess any girl's bra size. 253 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,783 All you got to do is jump one time. 254 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,919 Ew, Jason! Do me. 255 00:13:05,053 --> 00:13:06,420 Oh, my God, Jason. 256 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,423 You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen 257 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,291 and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. 258 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:13,327 Do you want to have sex with him? 259 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,762 Oh, uh... no, thank you. 260 00:13:15,897 --> 00:13:16,998 Okay, then it's settled. 261 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,265 Jason, no one thinks you're funny. 262 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,533 Okay? And this thing you're doing 263 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,002 where you lower your voice when you talk 264 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,336 is making people really sad. 265 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,338 Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems 266 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,340 to go back to his normal speaking voice, 267 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,608 please raise your hand. 268 00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:33,246 Yeah. 269 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:34,916 Bitch. 270 00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:36,383 Wow. 271 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,652 You're really gonna get noticed around here. 272 00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:40,687 We should help you. 273 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,157 Can you give us some privacy for a sec? 274 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,526 Oh. Yeah, sure. 275 00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:52,366 I have your lunch! 276 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,268 All right. 277 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,371 So, we never really do this, but... 278 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,940 ...you're invited to eat lunch with us 279 00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:00,942 for the rest of the week. Oh. Um... 280 00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:03,677 That's okay. On Wednesdays, we wear pink. 281 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,479 [chuckles] 282 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,415 They want me to have lunch with them all week. 283 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,250 [chuckles] That is tits! 284 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:11,752 She means "that's great." 285 00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,787 I don't really get why you guys hate them so much. 286 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,057 Regina seems kind of cool. No, no... [chuckles] 287 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,624 Regina George is not cool. 288 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,526 She's a scum-sucking life ruiner. 289 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:22,229 Janis hates Regina because when we were in sixth grade, 290 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,564 she told everybody that she was-- Hey, Damian! 291 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,632 What? 292 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:26,566 Shall we not? 293 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,102 [Damian] I am providing context. 294 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,236 Caddy? 295 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,072 You should have lunch with them 296 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,007 and then report back and tell us 297 00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:35,143 every stupid, moronic thing they said. 298 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,678 Spy on them? That's bad. 299 00:14:37,812 --> 00:14:39,346 No! Look at us. 300 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,950 Would we ever ask you to do something bad? 301 00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:44,785 Uh... 302 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,722 Okay. Yes! 303 00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:50,958 Do you have a pink shirt I can borrow? 304 00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:53,094 No! Yes! What shade? 305 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,163 Welcome to A.P. Calculus. 306 00:14:55,295 --> 00:15:00,567 Congratulations. You know more math than 85% of Americans. 307 00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:03,838 But you will not rest on your laurels this year. 308 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,174 I plan to push you. 309 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,474 So let's get started. 310 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,610 Chapter One, "Limits and Their Properties." 311 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,212 What the heck are limits, you say? 312 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,647 If I write out the equation, 313 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,683 "The limit as x approaches two of [x + 1]," 314 00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:18,585 the function is what we're taking the limit of. 315 00:15:18,719 --> 00:15:20,487 I don't expect you to know how to do this yet. 316 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,989 The limit equals three. 317 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,025 That's right. 318 00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,392 Let's try another one. 319 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,260 Find the value of k 320 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,429 for which the following limit exists. 321 00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:31,966 K equals negative three. Damn, girl! 322 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,002 Wow. 323 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,572 Are you trying to make the rest of us feel dumb? 324 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,742 No, I... I'm not trying to. It's just, uh, happening. 325 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:45,947 Oh, okay, it's like that. All right, um, well... 326 00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:48,482 challenge accepted. 327 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,689 [chuckles] 328 00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:57,959 ♪ When I was nine ♪ 329 00:15:58,092 --> 00:15:59,426 ♪ I fell in love ♪ 330 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,528 ♪ This Peace Corps guy ♪ 331 00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:05,599 ♪ I waited hours Inside his tent with flowers ♪ 332 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,236 ♪ Which made him laugh Which made me cry ♪ 333 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,770 ♪ By 13 I gave up trying ♪ 334 00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:13,074 ♪ I decided I would be A mathematician ♪ 335 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:14,574 ♪ 'Cause math is real ♪ 336 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,543 ♪ I memorized a lot of pi ♪ 337 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,046 ♪ Because addition And subtraction and division ♪ 338 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:22,649 ♪ Would never make me feel So stupid with love ♪ 339 00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:24,185 ♪ I didn't get it ♪ 340 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,121 ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ 341 00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:30,158 ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ 342 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:34,628 ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪ 343 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,632 ♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪ 344 00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:42,536 ♪ So thank you, math For being there ♪ 345 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,939 ♪ To bring me joy ♪ 346 00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:47,774 ♪ And thank you, math ♪ 347 00:16:47,909 --> 00:16:50,912 ♪ 'Cause now you've brought me This cute boy ♪ 348 00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:53,147 ♪ He's like someone from TV ♪ 349 00:16:53,281 --> 00:16:56,416 ♪ He's like that guy Who gives out roses To those women ♪ 350 00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,019 ♪ His clothes, his grooming ♪ 351 00:16:58,152 --> 00:17:00,154 ♪ And he's a foot away from me ♪ 352 00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:02,622 ♪ With swoopy hair And shiny eyes That I could swim in ♪ 353 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,258 ♪ He's live and in the room! ♪ 354 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,759 [sniffs] 355 00:17:05,893 --> 00:17:08,062 [Ms. Norbury lecturing] [exhales deeply] 356 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:14,235 ♪ And I'm stupid with love I want to get it ♪ 357 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,571 [group vocalizing] ♪ I want to get it, but how? ♪ 358 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,808 ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ 359 00:17:20,942 --> 00:17:25,012 ♪ I want to get it I didn't get it till now ♪ 360 00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:28,648 [indistinct chattering] 361 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,887 [laughing] 362 00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:36,891 ♪ I'm astounded and nonplussed ♪ 363 00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:39,861 ♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪ 364 00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:43,231 ♪ Does this guy work out? He must ♪ 365 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,100 ♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪ 366 00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:49,170 ♪ Could that image Be more hot? ♪ 367 00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:52,173 ♪ Let me just enjoy That thought ♪ 368 00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:55,375 ♪ School was rough But now it's not ♪ 369 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,611 ♪ 'Cause now there's him ♪ 370 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,982 ♪ Stupid with love I didn't get it ♪ 371 00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:04,085 ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ 372 00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:07,188 ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ 373 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:10,657 ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪ 374 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,592 [screams] 375 00:18:14,362 --> 00:18:16,163 [Cady panting] 376 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,332 I'm okay. 377 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,001 [panting] 378 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,241 Mom, you can't pick me up like this. 379 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,742 It's embarrassing. 380 00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:32,980 You can't wear a tank top two days in a row 381 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:36,350 and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. 382 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,852 So I guess you've chosen today. 383 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:41,856 Oh! And we only wear sweats or track pants on Fridays. 384 00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:43,723 If you break any of these rules, 385 00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:44,959 you can't sit with us. 386 00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:46,861 I mean, not just you, like, any of us. 387 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,595 Like if I wore sweatpants today, 388 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,931 I'd have to go sit over there... 389 00:18:50,064 --> 00:18:51,966 ...with the Art Freaks. 390 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,035 [Damian chuckles] 391 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,870 That seems fair. 392 00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:58,505 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. 393 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,572 What percent is that? 394 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,143 Um, 48 into 120? 395 00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:04,045 There's no way of knowing. 396 00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:06,380 It's 40%. 397 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,815 42 over 120 398 00:19:07,949 --> 00:19:10,117 equals x over 100, and then you cross-multiply 399 00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:11,852 to get the value of x. 400 00:19:12,386 --> 00:19:14,021 Hmm. 401 00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,090 Whatever. Um, I'm getting cheese fries. 402 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:21,963 [chuckles] 403 00:19:22,096 --> 00:19:25,099 So, have you seen any guys you think are cute yet? 404 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,637 Oh, um, well, actually, there's this one guy in my Calculus class. 405 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,474 Ooh, a senior! Who is it? Uh, Aaron Samuels. 406 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,112 You can't like Aaron Samuels! That is Regina's ex-boyfriend! No. No. Bad. Bad. Danger. 407 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,183 Wait. I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman. 408 00:19:42,316 --> 00:19:43,483 Irregardless! 409 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,852 Ex-boyfriends are off-limits for friends. 410 00:19:44,986 --> 00:19:46,887 That's just, like, the rules of feminism! 411 00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:51,993 Don't worry. 412 00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:54,561 I will never tell Regina what you said. 413 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,263 I am very trustworthy. 414 00:19:56,397 --> 00:19:59,100 Karen's had sex with 11 people and I've never told anyone. 415 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,634 Yo, Golf Bird. 416 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,838 Those fractions were tight. What? 417 00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:07,074 "Caddy Heron." "Golf Bird." 418 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,843 I don't like it. I don't get it. 419 00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:12,146 I'm Kevin Ganatra. I'm from your Calc class. 420 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,815 I sit diagonally from you. 421 00:20:14,949 --> 00:20:16,984 I'm also captain of the North Shore Mathletes. 422 00:20:17,118 --> 00:20:20,921 We're a very chill, dope, extracurricular option. 423 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,589 You know, serve your college rezzy 424 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,691 and your thirst for knolly. Don't say "knolly." 425 00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:26,827 Also Ms. Norbury says we get twice as much funding 426 00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:29,030 if we had a girl on the team, so think about joining, 427 00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:30,831 because we'd love to get jackets. 428 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,766 Okay, yeah, sure. Where do I... 429 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,934 No, no, you cannot join Mathletes. 430 00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,369 That is, like, socially ruinous! 431 00:20:35,503 --> 00:20:38,305 Ew, no. Why is he by our table? 432 00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:39,706 I can hear you, by the way. 433 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,375 Can you hear me now? 434 00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:43,543 [softly] Bye. 435 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:47,248 Uh, anyways, uh, just take my card in case you change your mind? 436 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,785 [sighs] 437 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:56,424 God, you are so lucky you have us to guide you. 438 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,591 What are you doing after school today? 439 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,394 I want to give you some shoes. 440 00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:02,329 [chuckles] [school bell rings] 441 00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:04,432 What kind of shoes? 442 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,700 I have no idea. I guess, um, something fancier than these? 443 00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:09,837 She's so rude! 444 00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:12,540 I mean, maybe she's just being generous. 445 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,707 Maybe we can have a commensal relationship. 446 00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:16,977 What is that? I want one. 447 00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:20,780 So, in nature, okay, so lions, 448 00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,682 they're the apex predators, right? 449 00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:23,818 They're the top of the food chain. 450 00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:26,320 They can kill anything they want. 451 00:21:26,454 --> 00:21:28,289 But if you're a hyena, well, 452 00:21:28,422 --> 00:21:31,559 then you follow them around and you eat the carcasses that they leave behind. 453 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,294 Whoa. Gretchen Wieners is a hyena. 454 00:21:33,427 --> 00:21:34,361 Got it. [chuckles] 455 00:21:34,495 --> 00:21:36,163 No, I did not say that. 456 00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:38,566 I'm just saying, if you're on Regina's good side... 457 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,934 Whoa, Caddy! No, no, no. 458 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,103 Regina George does not have a good side, okay? 459 00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:44,004 If you go over to her house today... 460 00:21:44,138 --> 00:21:45,306 I am not joking, 461 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,842 be careful. 462 00:21:58,319 --> 00:22:00,221 ♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪ 463 00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,223 ♪ She is not playing dolls ♪ 464 00:22:02,356 --> 00:22:06,193 ♪ She is stalking the halls For the thrill of the kill ♪ 465 00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:10,197 ♪ Every person in school Is aware of her stare ♪ 466 00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:14,201 ♪ When she tosses her hair They go perfectly still ♪ 467 00:22:14,335 --> 00:22:18,205 ♪ All their eyes say "Don't attack me" ♪ 468 00:22:18,339 --> 00:22:22,209 ♪ Watch them sweat And pant and shake ♪ 469 00:22:22,343 --> 00:22:26,713 ♪ Every food chain Has its acme ♪ 470 00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:29,550 ♪ Regina George eats steak ♪ 471 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:34,355 ♪ She's the queen of beasts She can smell your fear ♪ 472 00:22:34,488 --> 00:22:38,192 ♪ In this biosphere She's the apex predator ♪ 473 00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:40,261 ♪ Like a lioness ♪ 474 00:22:40,394 --> 00:22:44,064 ♪ Only with less fur Do not mess with her ♪ 475 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,300 ♪ She's the apex predator ♪ 476 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:51,704 Jason is crotch-sitting Taylor Wedell. 477 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,408 Absolutely not. 478 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:56,143 ♪ At the watering hole ♪ 479 00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:58,012 ♪ See the girls Who weren't nice ♪ 480 00:22:58,145 --> 00:23:00,381 ♪ Have to scatter like mice ♪ [chittering] 481 00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,383 ♪ From a jungle cat ♪ 482 00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:06,120 ♪ And though Janis is great She does not have this power ♪ 483 00:23:06,253 --> 00:23:08,556 ♪ People literally cower ♪ [roars] 484 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,057 ♪ Janis can't do that ♪ 485 00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:14,261 ♪ See her mark her territory ♪ 486 00:23:14,395 --> 00:23:17,498 ♪ As they follow in her train ♪ 487 00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:22,570 ♪ They were victims In their stories ♪ 488 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:26,240 ♪ Now they shake their mane ♪ 489 00:23:26,373 --> 00:23:30,044 ♪ She's the queen of beasts And you're in her pride ♪ 490 00:23:30,177 --> 00:23:32,112 ♪ You have hitched a ride ♪ 491 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:34,348 ♪ With the apex predator ♪ 492 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:38,352 ♪ And it's kind of fun When she bares her claws ♪ 493 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,187 ♪ You think You're safe because ♪ 494 00:23:40,321 --> 00:23:41,989 ♪ You're with The apex predator ♪ 495 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:44,191 Do you think she'll be mad if I like Aaron? 496 00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:46,660 Samuels? Are you unwell? You can't like Aaron Samuels! 497 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:47,727 Okay, okay! 498 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:50,064 I'll be careful. I promise. 499 00:23:52,433 --> 00:23:56,036 ♪ Do not think You'll be protected ♪ 500 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:59,940 ♪ By your new exotic pet ♪ 501 00:24:00,074 --> 00:24:04,245 ♪ Not a chance If she suspected ♪ 502 00:24:04,378 --> 00:24:07,848 ♪ You were any kind Of reproductive threat ♪ 503 00:24:07,982 --> 00:24:09,917 ♪ But she doesn't know yet ♪ 504 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:12,219 ♪ She doesn't know yet! ♪ 505 00:24:12,353 --> 00:24:16,290 ♪ She's the queen of beasts At this beastly school ♪ 506 00:24:16,423 --> 00:24:20,394 ♪ Got to keep things cool With the apex predator! ♪ 507 00:24:30,271 --> 00:24:31,338 Get in, loser. 508 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,477 ♪ With the apex predator! ♪ 509 00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:40,714 ♪ Will she braid your hair? Will she eat your heart? ♪ 510 00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:44,752 ♪ How can you outsmart ♪ 511 00:24:44,885 --> 00:24:46,854 ♪ The apex predator? ♪ 512 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:50,357 ♪ The apex predator? ♪ 513 00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:52,826 ♪ The apex predator! ♪ 514 00:24:53,594 --> 00:24:56,964 You guys! Hey... 515 00:24:57,731 --> 00:25:00,301 Happy hump day, besties! 516 00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:03,203 Hi, Mrs. George. 517 00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:04,605 This is Cady. 518 00:25:04,738 --> 00:25:06,373 I just moved here. From Kenya. 519 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:10,778 Welcome, Cady from Kenya. [chuckles] 520 00:25:10,911 --> 00:25:14,882 We haven't had any new meat in our little lady taco in so long. 521 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,083 Mom, go make snacks. 522 00:25:16,216 --> 00:25:17,951 For sure. For sure, Regina, yeah. 523 00:25:18,085 --> 00:25:19,687 Thank you so much, Mrs. George. 524 00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:21,488 You have a beautiful mansion. 525 00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:25,292 Just slay, queens. Slay like no one's watching. 526 00:25:25,426 --> 00:25:28,429 But everybody's watching. Because you're gorgeous! 527 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:35,369 Wow, your room is really nice. 528 00:25:35,502 --> 00:25:39,306 Thanks. It used to be my parents', but I made them trade me. 529 00:25:47,114 --> 00:25:50,317 Cady! I made you a Spotify playlist 530 00:25:50,451 --> 00:25:52,519 to help you catch up on culture. 531 00:25:52,653 --> 00:25:55,956 Karen, come here. I want to fix your eyebrows. 532 00:25:56,090 --> 00:25:57,057 Can I still have two? 533 00:25:57,191 --> 00:25:59,660 Gretchen, move. Sorry. 534 00:25:59,793 --> 00:26:02,463 God, my hips are so wide. 535 00:26:02,596 --> 00:26:03,997 God, my pores are huge! 536 00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:06,266 I want skin like Cady's. 537 00:26:07,134 --> 00:26:09,370 My B.O. smells like crayons. 538 00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:14,843 Um, me, too! I'm ugly, too. 539 00:26:14,975 --> 00:26:17,611 Oh, my God, I love her. She's like a Martian. 540 00:26:17,745 --> 00:26:19,546 Who's hungry? 541 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,914 Now, Cady, 542 00:26:21,048 --> 00:26:24,551 this is a very American snack called guac. 543 00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:26,855 Is it okay or are you vegan? 544 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,889 Oh, no, I'm an omnivore. 545 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,924 Yum-yum-yum. Okay, come here! 546 00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:33,627 I need you to tell me everything. 547 00:26:33,761 --> 00:26:36,897 Have you seen any boys that you think are cute yet? 548 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:40,367 Oh. Uh, well, I... [Gretchen coughing] 549 00:26:40,501 --> 00:26:41,668 No. 550 00:26:41,803 --> 00:26:44,037 Well, don't worry. It's just a matter of time. 551 00:26:44,171 --> 00:26:48,075 You know, I always say that this school district has the highest taxes, 552 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:50,577 but the hottest boys. That's disgusting. 553 00:26:50,711 --> 00:26:53,180 Oh, Regina! You're never gonna believe what I found 554 00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:54,715 in your closet this morning. 555 00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,183 Why were you in my closet? 556 00:26:56,316 --> 00:26:58,085 Because I'm doing that Japanese organizing thing 557 00:26:58,218 --> 00:27:00,822 where you take a little nap in the closet. 558 00:27:02,356 --> 00:27:05,359 I found your Burn Book! 559 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:08,495 Cady, this is just, like, the funniest thing 560 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:09,663 that the girls used to do. 561 00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:11,231 Please leave. [Mrs. George] You got it, baby. 562 00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:13,066 But, girls, I'm gonna be right downstairs 563 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,768 if you need to talk to me about anything. 564 00:27:14,903 --> 00:27:19,006 I mean it. Deep stuff or boy troubles or blackheads 565 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:21,275 or alcohol poisoning. 566 00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:23,610 You know, I have been through it all. 567 00:27:23,744 --> 00:27:26,146 Honey, I am not a regular mom. 568 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,116 I'm @coolmom with six O's. 569 00:27:29,249 --> 00:27:31,251 Hashtag AgingHotly. Hashtag... 570 00:27:31,385 --> 00:27:33,287 Get out. [Mrs. George] Okay. 571 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,656 Girls, just have so much fun. 572 00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:40,461 [chuckles] Remember, these are the best days of your life. 573 00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:43,664 It does not get better. 574 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:50,003 I remember this. It was the week they took all of our phones away. 575 00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:55,275 "Trang Pham is a grotsky little byotch." 576 00:27:55,409 --> 00:27:56,845 Still true. 577 00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:59,881 "Dawn Schweitzer is a horny shrimp." 578 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,448 Well, she's taller now. 579 00:28:01,582 --> 00:28:05,452 Oh, my God. "Janis 'Imi'ike, Pyro-Lez." 580 00:28:05,586 --> 00:28:06,821 I forgot about that. 581 00:28:06,955 --> 00:28:08,355 Oh, my God, she is so weird. 582 00:28:08,489 --> 00:28:10,357 She is? She's in my homeroom. 583 00:28:10,491 --> 00:28:13,393 Oh, well, watch out, 'cause she's violent. 584 00:28:13,527 --> 00:28:15,562 Yeah, people think she's really good at art, 585 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:17,698 but it's just 'cause she had to do art therapy. 586 00:28:17,832 --> 00:28:20,467 Yeah, Regina tried to be friends with her in middle school. 587 00:28:20,601 --> 00:28:22,102 Oh, my God, she was obsessed with me. 588 00:28:22,236 --> 00:28:24,638 And then when I got my first boyfriend, Kyle, 589 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,773 she lit my backpack on fire. 590 00:28:28,242 --> 00:28:29,443 [Karen] Who's that? 591 00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:31,745 Mmm... That's that kid Damian. 592 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,515 Oh, yeah, he's almost too gay to function. 593 00:28:34,648 --> 00:28:35,884 [laughing] 594 00:28:36,016 --> 00:28:38,051 No, I didn't... I didn't mean that in a bad way. 595 00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:40,354 No, that's funny. Put that in there. 596 00:28:40,487 --> 00:28:41,555 Um... 597 00:28:42,523 --> 00:28:44,124 No, I don't... Oh! No, no. 598 00:28:44,258 --> 00:28:46,426 Don't worry, Cady, we only write stuff about randos in here. 599 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,831 Friends are, like, very deserving of respect. 600 00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:52,533 Gretchen... she gets it. 601 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,368 Go find the shoes. 602 00:28:55,003 --> 00:28:56,136 [chuckles] 603 00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:58,405 The shoes we're giving to Cady. 604 00:28:58,539 --> 00:29:02,242 Oh, my God, you are literally being so annoying. 605 00:29:03,845 --> 00:29:04,745 Sorry. 606 00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:15,656 Are you okay? 607 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:17,724 No... uh, totally. 608 00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:19,459 Regina's just joking. 609 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,595 These are cute. Try 'em. 610 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:26,099 Once I processed that Regina's love language is anger, 611 00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:27,501 it's been much... 612 00:29:28,803 --> 00:29:30,838 Aw. 613 00:29:30,972 --> 00:29:34,241 It's the music box I gave Regina that my abuelito gave me. 614 00:29:43,650 --> 00:29:46,286 ♪ Tell me What's wrong with me ♪ 615 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:49,256 ♪ My body, face, my hair ♪ 616 00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:53,560 ♪ Tell me all my many faults ♪ 617 00:29:53,694 --> 00:29:55,462 ♪ Tell me like you care ♪ 618 00:29:55,596 --> 00:29:58,732 ♪ When we both Know you're cruel ♪ 619 00:29:58,866 --> 00:30:02,202 ♪ And we both know You're right ♪ 620 00:30:02,336 --> 00:30:05,405 ♪ I could listen to you ♪ 621 00:30:05,539 --> 00:30:08,508 ♪ Like a fool all night ♪ 622 00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:11,578 ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ 623 00:30:11,712 --> 00:30:14,615 ♪ How I speak? How I dress? ♪ 624 00:30:14,748 --> 00:30:18,251 ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ 625 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:21,722 ♪ You keep me guessing ♪ 626 00:30:21,856 --> 00:30:27,028 ♪ Mama called me "beautiful" Don't believe her anymore ♪ 627 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,464 ♪ Now I'm listening to you ♪ 628 00:30:30,597 --> 00:30:33,734 ♪ What do I do that for? ♪ 629 00:30:33,868 --> 00:30:40,173 ♪ Please don't ignore me ♪ 630 00:30:45,145 --> 00:30:46,213 [Regina] Gretchen! 631 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:47,915 What are you doing in there? 632 00:30:48,049 --> 00:30:49,349 I'm... I'm gonna go. 633 00:30:49,483 --> 00:30:51,819 Yep. Be right there! 634 00:30:53,855 --> 00:30:56,523 [cranking music box] [gentle music resumes] 635 00:30:56,657 --> 00:30:58,725 ♪ What's wrong with me? What can I do? ♪ 636 00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:01,528 ♪ What's wrong with me? Could it be you? ♪ 637 00:31:01,662 --> 00:31:03,196 ♪ It's probably me ♪ 638 00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:06,067 ♪ See that? You see? ♪ 639 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:09,202 ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ 640 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:11,806 [humming] 641 00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:24,886 They have this book, this "Burn Book," 642 00:31:25,019 --> 00:31:27,187 where they write mean things about girls in our grade. 643 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,623 Ooh, ooh! What does it say about me? 644 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:32,559 Um... you're not in it. 645 00:31:32,994 --> 00:31:34,227 Those bitches! 646 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:35,897 What is this, by the way? It's terrible. 647 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:37,464 Oh, it's a Kälteen bar. 648 00:31:37,597 --> 00:31:39,633 Here, my mom used to give them to elderly people in Kapedo 649 00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:42,070 to help them gain weight. Mmm. 650 00:31:42,202 --> 00:31:43,737 I can feel it working. 651 00:31:43,871 --> 00:31:46,306 We should, like, crush this up and put it in Regina's food! 652 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,909 [Cady] What? Oh. 653 00:31:48,042 --> 00:31:49,342 No. No, no. 654 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:51,244 I will keep having lunch with them, that's it. 655 00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:54,381 Also, we feel bad we yelled at you 656 00:31:54,514 --> 00:31:56,150 about liking Aaron. [groans] 657 00:31:56,283 --> 00:31:58,418 You should go for what you want. 658 00:31:58,552 --> 00:32:00,687 Hetero allyship. Oh, okay. 659 00:32:00,822 --> 00:32:03,523 It's so dumb. I only ever see him in Calc anyway. 660 00:32:03,657 --> 00:32:07,294 Oh. You're definitely safe in Calc. 661 00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:09,496 Regina will never set foot in there. 662 00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:24,846 New shoes? Uh, yeah. 663 00:32:24,979 --> 00:32:26,413 Regina gave them to me. 664 00:32:26,546 --> 00:32:28,950 Huh. I didn't know you guys were friends. 665 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,018 Okay, let's get back into it. 666 00:32:31,152 --> 00:32:32,586 Continuity. Removable discont... 667 00:32:32,719 --> 00:32:34,354 Cady? Eyes up front, please. 668 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:37,557 Let's get back into where we were Thursday. 669 00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:39,927 Who was awake Thursday? Who was still awake? 670 00:32:41,495 --> 00:32:43,263 I like your jacket. 671 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:44,564 Thanks, I made it. 672 00:32:44,698 --> 00:32:46,466 But why do you sew on top of your drawings? 673 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,369 It's... like the drawings are facts 674 00:32:49,503 --> 00:32:50,905 and the threads are feelings. 675 00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,340 It's so cool. [chuckles] 676 00:32:55,609 --> 00:32:58,311 So, you talk to your man yet? 677 00:32:58,445 --> 00:32:59,947 [chuckles] 678 00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,883 I mean, I don't even know what to say to him. 679 00:33:02,016 --> 00:33:05,186 I always come off sounding like a lunatic. 680 00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:07,454 Do you like gum? Sure. 681 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:10,958 Oh, I don't have any. I was just... 682 00:33:15,796 --> 00:33:19,599 What? Why did you say that? 683 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:23,403 Maybe just try to have one successful interaction per day? 684 00:33:26,207 --> 00:33:28,142 I like your shirt. Thanks. 685 00:33:28,276 --> 00:33:30,845 It smells like sausage from the last time I wore it. 686 00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:33,413 [both chuckle] 687 00:33:34,248 --> 00:33:35,817 Dear God, woman. 688 00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:39,619 Have you successfully been a functioning human being even once? 689 00:33:41,022 --> 00:33:44,524 On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. 690 00:33:44,658 --> 00:33:47,295 What day is it? It's October 3rd. 691 00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:51,331 ♪ October 3rd ♪ 692 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,366 That was two weeks ago. 693 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,769 But today I kind of... 694 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:57,238 I don't know, I tried something 695 00:33:57,370 --> 00:34:00,440 and it just came to me instinctively. 696 00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:03,410 I said I was lost. 697 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:06,446 I'm totally lost. Can you help me? 698 00:34:07,248 --> 00:34:08,548 But I wasn't lost. 699 00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:10,151 I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury was talking about. 700 00:34:10,284 --> 00:34:13,855 It's the derivative of the natural log function. 701 00:34:13,988 --> 00:34:16,924 You just take the reciprocal of the ln. 702 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:19,593 Thanks. 703 00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:22,830 You're so smart. [chuckles] 704 00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:25,933 He was wrong. 705 00:34:26,067 --> 00:34:27,500 Wait, wait. Hold up. 706 00:34:27,634 --> 00:34:29,469 Guys, pause! Oh. 707 00:34:29,603 --> 00:34:30,838 [music stops] 708 00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:33,941 You pretended to be dumb 709 00:34:34,075 --> 00:34:36,576 so you could keep talking to a guy? 710 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:39,479 Uh... Yeah. It worked. 711 00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:41,349 'Cause that shit always works, Caddy. 712 00:34:41,481 --> 00:34:42,850 It doesn't mean that it's not evil. 713 00:34:42,984 --> 00:34:46,120 Fracking "works." Red-lining "works." 714 00:34:46,254 --> 00:34:47,922 Gasoline and rags... 715 00:34:48,055 --> 00:34:50,457 Aren't you worried Regina will eat your face if she finds out? 716 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:52,093 No, she won't find out. 717 00:34:52,226 --> 00:34:55,795 It's just my little Calculus class secret. 718 00:34:55,930 --> 00:34:58,299 Oh, um... 719 00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:01,235 So its h prime of x equals five. 720 00:35:01,369 --> 00:35:03,204 You just forgot the Product Rule. 721 00:35:03,337 --> 00:35:05,106 I don't get any of this. 722 00:35:06,573 --> 00:35:07,540 Nice job, Cady. 723 00:35:07,674 --> 00:35:09,743 It sure seems like you get it. 724 00:35:15,116 --> 00:35:19,786 Hey, my friend Chris is, uh, having a Halloween party. 725 00:35:19,921 --> 00:35:21,355 Would you want to come to that? 726 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:24,091 It's like a costume party. People get pretty into it. 727 00:35:24,225 --> 00:35:25,692 Grool. 728 00:35:25,826 --> 00:35:28,829 I meant to say "great," and then I started to say "cool." 729 00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:30,097 Okay. 730 00:35:30,865 --> 00:35:32,033 Grool. 731 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:37,004 [dings] 732 00:35:37,537 --> 00:35:38,705 Hi. 733 00:35:38,839 --> 00:35:40,341 ♪ If I could change the world ♪ 734 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:44,711 ♪ I'd make it Halloween ♪ 735 00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:48,416 ♪ Every single day ♪ 736 00:35:48,548 --> 00:35:51,819 ♪ And also have world peace ♪ 737 00:35:51,953 --> 00:35:54,922 ♪ Maybe world peace Should be first ♪ 738 00:35:55,056 --> 00:35:57,657 ♪ World peace And then Halloween ♪ 739 00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,526 Wait, let me start over. 740 00:36:01,561 --> 00:36:02,363 [pings] 741 00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:03,630 Hi. 742 00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:04,966 ♪ If I could change the world ♪ 743 00:36:05,099 --> 00:36:09,536 ♪ I'd make us have world peace ♪ 744 00:36:09,669 --> 00:36:13,473 ♪ And also Halloween ♪ 745 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:15,843 ♪ Every single day ♪ 746 00:36:15,977 --> 00:36:17,345 ♪ On Halloween ♪ 747 00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:21,581 ♪ You can pretend To be someone else ♪ 748 00:36:21,715 --> 00:36:24,185 ♪ It's like the Internet ♪ 749 00:36:24,318 --> 00:36:30,391 ♪ Only in person And with candy ♪ 750 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:33,461 Wait. Mama, use the back camera. 751 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:36,897 It's prettier 'cause science. 752 00:36:37,031 --> 00:36:38,765 ♪ When you are The hot one ♪ 753 00:36:38,899 --> 00:36:40,401 ♪ It's a full-time gig ♪ 754 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:43,471 ♪ Lookin' like what people Want to see ♪ 755 00:36:43,603 --> 00:36:47,308 ♪ Once a year I'm not I dress up and dream big ♪ 756 00:36:47,441 --> 00:36:49,676 ♪ Disguised as someone else Who is not me ♪ 757 00:36:49,810 --> 00:36:51,379 ♪ But is still hot! ♪ 758 00:36:51,511 --> 00:36:52,612 ♪ I can be ♪ 759 00:36:52,746 --> 00:36:55,082 ♪ Who I want to be and sexy! ♪ 760 00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:58,386 ♪ I can be Who I want to be and hot! ♪ 761 00:36:58,518 --> 00:37:02,189 ♪ Don't like who you are Then hit that costume shop ♪ 762 00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:05,993 ♪ Rock a new And different sexy look ♪ 763 00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:09,230 ♪ Why be so downhearted? Blast some trashy pop ♪ 764 00:37:09,363 --> 00:37:12,665 ♪ And drop it to this hot And sexy hook ♪ 765 00:37:12,799 --> 00:37:16,837 ♪ I can be Who I want to be and sexy! ♪ 766 00:37:16,971 --> 00:37:20,508 ♪ I can be Who I want to be and hot! ♪ 767 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,610 ♪ Be somebody new ♪ 768 00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:27,747 ♪ Do a total transformation ♪ 769 00:37:27,882 --> 00:37:31,318 ♪ Animal or mineral, too ♪ 770 00:37:31,452 --> 00:37:35,389 ♪ Or even vegetation! ♪ 771 00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:36,991 I give you sexy corn. 772 00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:40,428 ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ 773 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,197 ♪ And sexy! ♪ 774 00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:46,033 [upbeat dance music playing over speakers] 775 00:37:49,036 --> 00:37:51,238 [music stops] 776 00:37:54,108 --> 00:37:55,742 Why are you dressed so scary? 777 00:37:55,876 --> 00:37:57,044 It's Halloween. 778 00:37:57,178 --> 00:37:58,745 Cady, if you don't dress slutty, 779 00:37:58,879 --> 00:38:00,815 that is slut-shaming us. 780 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,390 Um, it's just, like, traditionally, 781 00:38:09,523 --> 00:38:10,991 girls had to be witches or clowns 782 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:14,195 and we've worked really hard to progress past that. 783 00:38:14,328 --> 00:38:16,163 That makes sense. 784 00:38:18,532 --> 00:38:20,468 I'm gonna go find Aaron. 785 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,836 Okay. 786 00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:23,838 [mouths] 787 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:26,606 ♪ A sexy Quint From sexy Jaws ♪ 788 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,175 ♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪ 789 00:38:28,309 --> 00:38:31,644 ♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪ 790 00:38:31,778 --> 00:38:35,449 ♪ I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪ 791 00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:40,521 ♪ I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! ♪ 792 00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:42,857 That's not right, is it? No. 793 00:38:43,723 --> 00:38:45,526 I can sexy cure some cancer? 794 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:47,128 No. 795 00:38:47,261 --> 00:38:49,029 I can cure sex cancer! 796 00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:51,298 Sex cancer doesn't exist. 797 00:38:51,432 --> 00:38:53,534 [gasps] I did it. 798 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:54,535 Dance break. 799 00:38:56,703 --> 00:38:58,072 [vocalizing] 800 00:39:06,746 --> 00:39:08,748 ♪ Happy Halloween! ♪ 801 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:15,623 ♪ This is Modern feminism talkin' ♪ 802 00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:19,493 ♪ Watch me as I run the world In shoes I cannot walk in ♪ 803 00:39:19,627 --> 00:39:22,830 ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ 804 00:39:22,963 --> 00:39:26,534 ♪ And sex... sex ♪ 805 00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:30,938 ♪ Sexy! ♪ 806 00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:34,875 I'm a sexy mouse. Duh! 807 00:39:35,009 --> 00:39:36,776 [electronic music playing over speakers] 808 00:39:38,612 --> 00:39:40,080 Hey. Hi. 809 00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:41,348 Cady! 810 00:39:41,482 --> 00:39:42,883 Hi! 811 00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:45,152 [Karen] Ow. Hey. [screams playfully] 812 00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:46,921 [chuckles] I like your costume. 813 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,856 Different from everyone else's. 814 00:39:48,989 --> 00:39:51,724 I didn't know I was supposed to... 815 00:39:51,859 --> 00:39:52,893 [both chuckle] 816 00:39:53,027 --> 00:39:54,662 I'm such a weird foreign loser. 817 00:39:54,794 --> 00:39:56,463 No. It's great. 818 00:39:57,697 --> 00:39:58,798 You want a drink? 819 00:39:58,933 --> 00:40:01,168 Thanks. Uh, do they have juice? 820 00:40:02,536 --> 00:40:04,371 I can check. Wait here. 821 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:09,776 I think you and Aaron would be a really cute couple. 822 00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:11,045 Really? Yeah. 823 00:40:11,178 --> 00:40:12,479 I just said so. Don't be thirsty. 824 00:40:12,613 --> 00:40:15,849 You know, I could talk to him for you. If you want. 825 00:40:15,983 --> 00:40:18,085 See if he likes you back. 826 00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:20,354 You would do that for me? Mm-hmm. 827 00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:23,324 Trust me. I know exactly how to play it. 828 00:40:26,894 --> 00:40:29,196 I need to talk to you. Me? 829 00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:31,031 I thought you were done talking to me 830 00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:32,633 when you started talking to Shane last summer. 831 00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:36,403 Shut up. 'Cause you know that homeschooled girl, Cady? 832 00:40:37,504 --> 00:40:39,106 Yeah, I invited her tonight. 833 00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:41,809 Yeah, well, be careful. 834 00:40:41,942 --> 00:40:43,611 'Cause she has a huge crush on you. 835 00:40:43,743 --> 00:40:46,447 [laughs] Really? 836 00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:48,215 Don't be gross. 837 00:40:48,748 --> 00:40:50,317 She's my friend and... 838 00:40:50,451 --> 00:40:54,421 ...she's, like, really inexperienced and, um... 839 00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:02,196 Wow, sorry. 840 00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:04,465 I didn't think this would be so hard for me. 841 00:41:04,598 --> 00:41:05,666 What? 842 00:41:05,798 --> 00:41:07,101 I don't know, I guess I just... 843 00:41:07,234 --> 00:41:10,471 just have, like, a lot of, like, unresolved trauma 844 00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:12,273 from how things ended with us. 845 00:41:12,406 --> 00:41:13,974 Give me a break. 846 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:16,377 [scoffs] 847 00:41:17,678 --> 00:41:18,912 Regina. 848 00:41:20,848 --> 00:41:22,583 Regina. Leave me alone. 849 00:41:22,716 --> 00:41:24,518 G, why are you upset? 850 00:41:24,652 --> 00:41:25,719 Please. 851 00:41:25,853 --> 00:41:28,889 What do you mean, please? G! 852 00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:44,371 ♪ Yes, I look perfect ♪ 853 00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,940 ♪ Ice Queen That's what you see ♪ 854 00:41:47,074 --> 00:41:50,277 ♪ It's what they all expect From me ♪ 855 00:41:50,411 --> 00:41:53,213 ♪ But it's all show ♪ 856 00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:56,083 ♪ Face it, you used me ♪ 857 00:41:56,216 --> 00:41:58,952 ♪ You saw the sexy clothes ♪ 858 00:41:59,086 --> 00:42:02,856 ♪ My supermodel pose ♪ 859 00:42:02,990 --> 00:42:05,059 ♪ What did you know? ♪ 860 00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:08,195 ♪ Was I a game to you? ♪ 861 00:42:08,329 --> 00:42:11,065 ♪ Was I a way to be cool? ♪ 862 00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:14,501 ♪ I truly cared ♪ 863 00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:17,171 ♪ Was I the fool? ♪ 864 00:42:17,304 --> 00:42:19,840 ♪ It's fine for you ♪ 865 00:42:19,973 --> 00:42:23,010 ♪ It's fine to flirt ♪ 866 00:42:23,143 --> 00:42:28,015 ♪ It's fine ♪ 867 00:42:28,148 --> 00:42:29,683 ♪ Till someone gets hurt ♪ 868 00:42:29,818 --> 00:42:31,985 [rustling] 869 00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:37,958 ♪ Feel my heart beating? ♪ 870 00:42:38,092 --> 00:42:41,061 ♪ I'm just like her or you ♪ 871 00:42:41,195 --> 00:42:44,198 ♪ People forget I'm human, too ♪ 872 00:42:44,331 --> 00:42:46,633 ♪ Yes, they do that ♪ 873 00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:50,371 ♪ This is performance ♪ 874 00:42:50,504 --> 00:42:53,440 ♪ This is all self-defense ♪ 875 00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:56,744 ♪ I thought you had the sense ♪ 876 00:42:56,877 --> 00:42:59,179 ♪ To see through that ♪ 877 00:42:59,313 --> 00:43:02,116 ♪ Was I too proud with you? ♪ 878 00:43:02,249 --> 00:43:05,419 ♪ Was I too cold And forbidding? ♪ 879 00:43:05,552 --> 00:43:08,789 ♪ You chose her over me Well ♪ 880 00:43:08,956 --> 00:43:11,191 ♪ Are you kidding? ♪ 881 00:43:11,325 --> 00:43:13,862 ♪ It's fine for you ♪ 882 00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:16,463 ♪ It's fine to flirt ♪ 883 00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:21,935 ♪ It's fine ♪ 884 00:43:22,069 --> 00:43:23,971 ♪ Till someone gets hurt ♪ 885 00:43:28,242 --> 00:43:33,647 ♪ Till someone gets hurt! ♪ 886 00:43:35,349 --> 00:43:36,784 ♪ Poor little me ♪ 887 00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:40,988 ♪ I'm trapped In this fabulous show ♪ 888 00:43:41,121 --> 00:43:43,892 ♪ You could set me free ♪ 889 00:43:44,024 --> 00:43:49,029 ♪ But if you're going, go ♪ 890 00:43:51,231 --> 00:43:54,201 ♪ It's fine for you ♪ 891 00:43:54,334 --> 00:43:57,037 ♪ It's fine to flirt ♪ 892 00:43:57,171 --> 00:44:00,240 ♪ And, God, you're hot! ♪ 893 00:44:00,374 --> 00:44:03,210 ♪ Why do you even Wear a shirt? ♪ 894 00:44:03,343 --> 00:44:07,247 ♪ No, it's fine ♪ 895 00:44:07,381 --> 00:44:09,349 ♪ Damn, you're fine! ♪ 896 00:44:09,483 --> 00:44:14,755 ♪ And it's fine ♪ 897 00:44:14,889 --> 00:44:16,023 ♪ Till someone gets... ♪ 898 00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:19,193 [gasps] [intense outro music playing] 899 00:44:30,137 --> 00:44:32,573 [suspenseful music playing over TV] 900 00:44:42,149 --> 00:44:43,383 [screams] 901 00:44:44,485 --> 00:44:47,889 She took him back. She took Aaron back. 902 00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:49,656 Of course she did. 903 00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:52,493 It's because Regina's a life ruiner! 904 00:44:52,626 --> 00:44:54,161 When we were in sixth grade, she told everybody 905 00:44:54,294 --> 00:44:55,629 that Janis was... Damian! 906 00:44:55,762 --> 00:44:57,899 Okay. She does not need to hear that right now. 907 00:44:58,031 --> 00:45:00,067 No, I know the story. 908 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,804 You lit a fire 'cause Regina got a boyfriend. 909 00:45:02,937 --> 00:45:04,471 [Damian] She said what? 910 00:45:04,605 --> 00:45:05,572 Oh, hell no. 911 00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:09,142 Damian... No! The truth will be told. 912 00:45:09,276 --> 00:45:10,644 Stay with me, Cady. 913 00:45:14,849 --> 00:45:18,585 Like all history, this is emotionally layered and culturally dense. 914 00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:24,458 Janis and Regina were best friends in middle school. 915 00:45:24,591 --> 00:45:29,029 And at that time, females expressed their identities through collectible plushies. 916 00:45:29,162 --> 00:45:30,631 I don't know what those... 917 00:45:30,764 --> 00:45:35,068 It's these bastards. And they were everywhere. 918 00:45:35,202 --> 00:45:38,539 Regina gave Janis a BFF set for her birthday. 919 00:45:38,672 --> 00:45:40,942 Janis put a rainbow patch on hers. 920 00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:42,810 This is how she came out to her friend. 921 00:45:42,944 --> 00:45:44,177 And Regina put one on hers, too, 922 00:45:44,311 --> 00:45:46,814 out of allyship because she used to be human. 923 00:45:46,948 --> 00:45:51,986 Cut to eight months later, Regina becomes obsessed with this gross boy. Kyle! 924 00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:54,621 Your scale is completely off. Hush! 925 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,492 One night, they were all playing spin the bottle... 926 00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:01,495 And Regina was worried that Kyle liked Karen more. 927 00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:05,299 So when she spun and got Janis, 928 00:46:05,967 --> 00:46:07,601 Regina put on a little show. 929 00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:10,939 [dolls gasp] 930 00:46:11,071 --> 00:46:12,339 And Kyle was like "boing"! 931 00:46:12,472 --> 00:46:13,674 And Regina was like... 932 00:46:13,808 --> 00:46:15,208 ..."I knew she would let me! 933 00:46:15,342 --> 00:46:17,812 She's, like, obsessed with me!" 934 00:46:17,946 --> 00:46:19,146 Not okay. 935 00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:21,114 Please put this all back in its box. 936 00:46:21,248 --> 00:46:22,984 They got into a huge fight. 937 00:46:23,116 --> 00:46:24,953 Regina started avoiding Janis at school, 938 00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:26,854 but did she give back that plush animal? 939 00:46:26,988 --> 00:46:29,556 Oh, no. She took it everywhere. 940 00:46:29,690 --> 00:46:32,426 She named her "Sissy Liz" and she made everyone say 941 00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:33,928 "good morning" to it every day, 942 00:46:34,062 --> 00:46:35,228 and it was very weird and boring. 943 00:46:35,362 --> 00:46:36,463 Fast forward. 944 00:46:36,597 --> 00:46:38,398 One day in Science, 945 00:46:38,532 --> 00:46:41,168 Regina was making everyone say hi to Sissy Liz. 946 00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:43,170 And Janis finally heard it. 947 00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:45,639 "Sissy Liz" was short for "Obsessed Lesbian." 948 00:46:45,772 --> 00:46:48,943 Regina had been making fun of Janis this entire time 949 00:46:49,077 --> 00:46:50,510 and everyone but her knew it. 950 00:46:51,345 --> 00:46:53,647 So, and this is regrettable... 951 00:46:55,984 --> 00:46:57,484 Janis took her Bunsen burner... 952 00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:01,622 and torched the doll. 953 00:47:01,755 --> 00:47:03,891 And Regina's backpack caught on fire a little bit 954 00:47:04,025 --> 00:47:07,227 and Janis was kicked out of school for the remainder of the year. 955 00:47:07,361 --> 00:47:09,831 And the adults didn't know why. 956 00:47:09,964 --> 00:47:12,432 Janis just seemed crazy. 957 00:47:14,534 --> 00:47:16,670 I'm really sorry that happened. 958 00:47:18,438 --> 00:47:20,307 It's worse than my thing. 959 00:47:21,508 --> 00:47:23,143 Caddy, don't be sorry. 960 00:47:23,276 --> 00:47:26,647 Now you know Regina George is not your friend. 961 00:47:26,780 --> 00:47:28,281 We are your friends. 962 00:47:28,415 --> 00:47:30,217 And we're gonna make her pay. 963 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:34,989 ♪ You know what friends do? ♪ 964 00:47:35,123 --> 00:47:36,824 ♪ They got your back ♪ 965 00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:39,726 ♪ And they are fun To be around ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ 966 00:47:39,861 --> 00:47:41,896 ♪ When someone hurts you Then they attack ♪ 967 00:47:42,030 --> 00:47:44,531 ♪ And grind your foe Into the ground! ♪ 968 00:47:44,665 --> 00:47:46,233 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 969 00:47:46,366 --> 00:47:48,870 ♪ Imagine a party With dresses and cake ♪ 970 00:47:49,003 --> 00:47:51,839 ♪ And singing and dancing And cake ♪ 971 00:47:51,973 --> 00:47:55,143 ♪ And there's a magic act That saws Regina in half ♪ 972 00:47:55,275 --> 00:47:58,645 ♪ And this time It'll take ♪ [screaming] 973 00:47:58,779 --> 00:48:03,017 Now that's a party! ♪ It's a revenge party A party that ends ♪ 974 00:48:03,151 --> 00:48:05,218 ♪ With somebody's head On a spike ♪ 975 00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:09,189 ♪ It's a revenge party With your two best friends ♪ 976 00:48:09,322 --> 00:48:12,492 ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what it's like ♪ 977 00:48:13,694 --> 00:48:15,129 Caddy, in order for this to work, 978 00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:16,797 you need to act like a huge phony. 979 00:48:16,931 --> 00:48:18,198 Can you do it? 980 00:48:18,331 --> 00:48:19,533 I... I think so. 981 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:21,035 Practice. 982 00:48:21,169 --> 00:48:24,072 Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, 983 00:48:24,204 --> 00:48:27,441 but he just wanted her back, and that's not Regina's fault. 984 00:48:27,574 --> 00:48:29,543 Of course. Oh, my gosh. 985 00:48:30,243 --> 00:48:31,511 Love ya. See you at lunch. 986 00:48:31,645 --> 00:48:34,448 Perfect! On to phase two. 987 00:48:34,581 --> 00:48:36,550 ♪ I'll bring The glow sticks ♪ 988 00:48:36,683 --> 00:48:39,954 ♪ I'll bring balloons And we'll have Chocolate ice cream cones ♪ 989 00:48:40,088 --> 00:48:41,555 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 990 00:48:41,688 --> 00:48:43,991 ♪ I'll be the DJ Spinnin' the tunes ♪ 991 00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:47,028 ♪ On a turntable made Of her bones ♪ 992 00:48:47,161 --> 00:48:50,464 ♪ We'll get a piñata 'Cause that would be fun ♪ 993 00:48:50,597 --> 00:48:51,899 ♪ And play dress up And Barbies ♪ 994 00:48:52,033 --> 00:48:53,633 ♪ And tag ♪ [chainsaw whirring] 995 00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:55,169 ♪ And we'll roll on the grass ♪ 996 00:48:55,302 --> 00:48:56,838 ♪ And stare up at the sun ♪ 997 00:48:56,971 --> 00:48:59,740 ♪ Then we'll stuff her remains In a bag ♪ 998 00:48:59,874 --> 00:49:01,575 ♪ And throw 'em in the river! ♪ 999 00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:04,812 ♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ 1000 00:49:04,946 --> 00:49:07,380 ♪ With entrails All over the lawn ♪ 1001 00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:10,784 ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ 1002 00:49:10,918 --> 00:49:13,420 ♪ And I end up with Aaron When she's gone ♪ 1003 00:49:13,553 --> 00:49:15,890 ♪ Yes, bitch! ♪ 1004 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:19,861 I end up with Aaron when she's gone. 1005 00:49:20,327 --> 00:49:21,795 Yes, bitch. 1006 00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:27,567 [gasps] 1007 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:32,439 I think I need a tutor. 1008 00:49:32,572 --> 00:49:34,976 I could tutor you, if you want. 1009 00:49:36,376 --> 00:49:38,311 ♪ What's Regina doin'? ♪ 1010 00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:39,646 ♪ What's Regina wearin'? ♪ 1011 00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:41,615 ♪ Is she back with Aaron? ♪ 1012 00:49:41,748 --> 00:49:45,953 ♪ Regina! Regina! She has everything She gets everything ♪ 1013 00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:49,489 ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪ 1014 00:49:50,323 --> 00:49:51,358 [Gretchen] What is that? 1015 00:49:51,491 --> 00:49:53,094 Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting. 1016 00:49:53,227 --> 00:49:54,361 I'm not having anything 1017 00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:56,197 but Kälteen bars until I lose weight. 1018 00:49:56,329 --> 00:49:57,664 Well, I need to lose three pounds. 1019 00:49:57,798 --> 00:49:59,000 How many calories from fat? 1020 00:49:59,133 --> 00:50:00,201 Zero. 1021 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:01,869 You cross-multiply x over a thousand 1022 00:50:02,003 --> 00:50:03,737 and divide it by 0.5 because it's in kilograms. 1023 00:50:03,871 --> 00:50:06,406 Whatever. Bring me a whole box. 1024 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:08,843 No, um, bring me two. 1025 00:50:15,682 --> 00:50:18,585 ♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ 1026 00:50:18,718 --> 00:50:21,621 ♪ With somebody crushed And alone ♪ ♪ And ugly-crying! ♪ 1027 00:50:21,755 --> 00:50:24,624 ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ 1028 00:50:24,758 --> 00:50:27,394 ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what we're throwin'! ♪ 1029 00:50:27,527 --> 00:50:29,130 [screams] 1030 00:50:29,263 --> 00:50:30,564 [marching band playing upbeat music] 1031 00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:34,101 [yelping] [spectators clamor] 1032 00:50:38,806 --> 00:50:40,875 [mouthing] 1033 00:50:44,411 --> 00:50:46,247 ♪ What's Regina eating? ♪ 1034 00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:47,882 ♪ God, look at her figure ♪ 1035 00:50:48,015 --> 00:50:50,684 ♪ Did her boobs get bigger? Regina! Regina! ♪ 1036 00:50:50,818 --> 00:50:52,320 ♪ She has everything! ♪ [camera shutter clicks] 1037 00:50:52,452 --> 00:50:54,688 ♪ She gets everything! ♪ [camera shutter clicking] 1038 00:50:54,822 --> 00:50:57,624 ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪ 1039 00:51:01,262 --> 00:51:04,298 Six weeks and all we've done is make Regina hotter and revive the wet look. 1040 00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:06,033 We have to pivot. 1041 00:51:06,167 --> 00:51:08,735 If we can make Gretchen Wieners think that Regina is mad at her... 1042 00:51:08,870 --> 00:51:10,838 No, no, no. Gretchen is fragile. 1043 00:51:10,972 --> 00:51:12,405 Exactly! 1044 00:51:12,539 --> 00:51:14,441 If we crack her open, maybe she'll spill something we can use. 1045 00:51:14,574 --> 00:51:16,643 [French teacher clears throat] 1046 00:51:22,449 --> 00:51:24,118 ♪ Party ♪ 1047 00:51:24,252 --> 00:51:26,753 Hey, girl, you sending any candy canes this year? 1048 00:51:26,888 --> 00:51:30,024 Oh. [chuckles] I don't send them. I just get them. 1049 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:33,760 Um, stop pulling it down. 1050 00:51:33,895 --> 00:51:36,396 Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. 1051 00:51:37,265 --> 00:51:38,732 Cady, would you please tell him 1052 00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:41,135 that his hair looks sexy pushed back? 1053 00:51:42,636 --> 00:51:44,738 Your hair looks sexy pushed back. 1054 00:51:44,872 --> 00:51:45,907 Oh... 1055 00:51:51,379 --> 00:51:52,612 Thanks. 1056 00:51:56,384 --> 00:51:58,618 I'll, uh, see you in Calc. 1057 00:52:00,288 --> 00:52:02,957 ♪ At every party There might be a low ♪ 1058 00:52:03,090 --> 00:52:06,459 ♪ Where the energy dips ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1059 00:52:06,593 --> 00:52:13,367 ♪ You might be thinking "It's late, we should go And they ran out of chips" ♪ 1060 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:17,204 ♪ No! I can't even watch When she touches his hair ♪ 1061 00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:19,974 ♪ And I've watched a snake Eat a cow ♪ 1062 00:52:20,107 --> 00:52:23,677 ♪ Regina needs to be toppled Sorry, Gretchen, I swear ♪ 1063 00:52:23,811 --> 00:52:26,981 ♪ We'll get our party now! ♪ 1064 00:52:27,114 --> 00:52:29,150 One candy cane, please! 1065 00:52:31,319 --> 00:52:34,754 ♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ 1066 00:52:34,889 --> 00:52:36,924 ♪ With lions in a Roman arena ♪ 1067 00:52:37,058 --> 00:52:40,094 ♪ She has everything! She gets everything! ♪ 1068 00:52:41,162 --> 00:52:43,097 ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪ 1069 00:52:43,230 --> 00:52:44,731 Ho, ho, ho! 1070 00:52:44,865 --> 00:52:46,934 Candy Cane Gram for Shane Oman! 1071 00:52:47,068 --> 00:52:48,468 ♪ She has everything! ♪ 1072 00:52:48,601 --> 00:52:50,537 And one for Cady Heron. 1073 00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:52,039 ♪ She gets everything! ♪ 1074 00:52:52,173 --> 00:52:54,075 Four for Glenn Cocco? 1075 00:52:54,208 --> 00:52:55,810 You go, Glenn Cocco! 1076 00:52:55,943 --> 00:52:58,145 ♪ Glenn Cocco! Glenn Cocco! Glenn Cocco! ♪ 1077 00:52:59,180 --> 00:53:03,117 And... none for Gretchen Wieners, bye. 1078 00:53:03,717 --> 00:53:04,684 Who sent that? 1079 00:53:04,819 --> 00:53:05,920 Oh, it's from... 1080 00:53:06,053 --> 00:53:08,022 ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪ 1081 00:53:08,155 --> 00:53:11,459 "Thanks for being such a great best friend." 1082 00:53:11,591 --> 00:53:12,759 Aw. 1083 00:53:13,461 --> 00:53:14,862 Oh. 1084 00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:17,064 Okay. 1085 00:53:18,232 --> 00:53:20,034 If you and Regina are "best friends" now, 1086 00:53:20,167 --> 00:53:22,736 then you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets, okay? 1087 00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:25,973 For example, she gave you those high-heel shoes just to make fun of you 1088 00:53:26,107 --> 00:53:29,043 because she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them. Sorry! 1089 00:53:29,176 --> 00:53:31,912 Also, she says she has a nose job, 1090 00:53:32,046 --> 00:53:33,580 but that's just to distract from the fact 1091 00:53:33,713 --> 00:53:35,983 that she had one of her ears moved! 1092 00:53:36,117 --> 00:53:38,752 Also, she totally cheats on Aaron. 1093 00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:41,721 Yeah. Every Tuesday, she says she has College Prep, 1094 00:53:41,856 --> 00:53:43,457 but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman 1095 00:53:43,623 --> 00:53:45,126 in the third-floor janitorial closet 1096 00:53:45,259 --> 00:53:47,995 on the bags of sawdust that they use for barf! 1097 00:53:48,129 --> 00:53:50,131 And I never told anyone 1098 00:53:50,264 --> 00:53:52,500 because I'm such a good friend! 1099 00:53:52,632 --> 00:53:54,268 [exclaims] 1100 00:53:54,402 --> 00:53:57,670 And I'm only telling you because you're such a good friend. 1101 00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:05,946 ♪ It's a revenge party ♪ 1102 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,714 ♪ A party that ends ♪ 1103 00:54:07,848 --> 00:54:10,284 ♪ With somebody's head On a spike! ♪ 1104 00:54:10,418 --> 00:54:13,320 ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ 1105 00:54:13,454 --> 00:54:17,590 ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what it's like ♪ 1106 00:54:36,177 --> 00:54:38,645 ♪ A party with revenge Is what it's like ♪ 1107 00:54:39,579 --> 00:54:42,582 ♪ A party with revenge ♪ 1108 00:54:42,715 --> 00:54:46,487 ♪ With revenge ♪ 1109 00:54:46,619 --> 00:54:48,255 ♪ Is what it's like! ♪ 1110 00:55:00,633 --> 00:55:03,938 Hey, do you have time to go over derivatives for a minute? 1111 00:55:04,538 --> 00:55:06,874 Oh, um... no, not today. 1112 00:55:09,410 --> 00:55:10,643 Cady? 1113 00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:14,248 Um... 1114 00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:16,716 You've failed your last five quizzes. Is everything okay? 1115 00:55:16,851 --> 00:55:19,220 I'm... I'm sorry. I'll just try harder. 1116 00:55:19,353 --> 00:55:21,055 Okay, because if you need extra help, 1117 00:55:21,188 --> 00:55:23,124 there's a Mathletes meeting starting in a couple minutes. 1118 00:55:23,257 --> 00:55:25,593 I can't. I'm sorry. I have to go to my friend Regina's house. 1119 00:55:25,725 --> 00:55:27,428 We're doing a dance in the talent show. 1120 00:55:27,561 --> 00:55:29,964 "Rockin' Around the Pole"? Yeah, how did you know? 1121 00:55:30,097 --> 00:55:31,932 They do it every year. It's like a... 1122 00:55:32,066 --> 00:55:34,034 Tradition? Recurring nightmare. 1123 00:55:35,002 --> 00:55:37,538 Okay, I could probably get Kevin to tutor you. 1124 00:55:37,670 --> 00:55:39,306 Well, Aaron's tutoring me now, so... 1125 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,076 Oh, he's tutoring you? Sure, okay, well, 1126 00:55:42,209 --> 00:55:44,378 let Aaron know that the weird thing with your quizzes 1127 00:55:44,512 --> 00:55:47,747 is that all the work is right and only the answers are wrong. 1128 00:55:47,882 --> 00:55:50,050 Huh. Huh. 1129 00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:53,053 Cady, I am not gonna stop pushing you, because I'm a pusher. 1130 00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:55,222 And I know you're smarter than this. 1131 00:55:55,356 --> 00:55:59,527 Maybe I should just push your seat away from Aaron's. 1132 00:55:59,659 --> 00:56:02,496 Ugh! And she was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady. I'm a pusher." 1133 00:56:02,630 --> 00:56:04,999 Wait, what does she even mean, she's a "pusher"? 1134 00:56:05,132 --> 00:56:09,570 Like a drug pusher? I don't know. She's so weird. 1135 00:56:09,702 --> 00:56:12,739 Let it all out, honey. Put it in the book. 1136 00:56:15,109 --> 00:56:17,444 Look at this thing! 1137 00:56:18,646 --> 00:56:21,615 I can't even see it. It's sexy, like a face breast. 1138 00:56:21,748 --> 00:56:25,486 It happens to me, too. It's just the Kälteen bars flushing your toxins. 1139 00:56:25,619 --> 00:56:26,887 Huh. Okay. 1140 00:56:27,021 --> 00:56:29,256 Well, this skin stuff you gave me sucks! 1141 00:56:29,756 --> 00:56:31,225 Where did you get it? 1142 00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:34,261 [Damian chuckling] 1143 00:56:38,798 --> 00:56:40,000 [dings] 1144 00:56:40,568 --> 00:56:41,635 The Paris airport. 1145 00:56:41,768 --> 00:56:42,903 Oh, "the Paris airport." 1146 00:56:43,037 --> 00:56:45,105 Well, it's garbage. And so are you. 1147 00:56:47,575 --> 00:56:50,344 She's just grouchy because Aaron broke up with her. 1148 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:51,778 He did? 1149 00:56:51,912 --> 00:56:53,746 Someone told him about Shane. 1150 00:56:54,448 --> 00:56:56,183 Do you think it was Santa? 1151 00:56:57,284 --> 00:56:58,751 Oh... 1152 00:56:58,886 --> 00:57:01,589 Also, all that she's been eating are those Kälteen bars, 1153 00:57:01,721 --> 00:57:04,091 and I don't think she's pooped in, like, two weeks. 1154 00:57:04,225 --> 00:57:05,426 Uh... 1155 00:57:05,559 --> 00:57:07,494 Hey, G, we've practiced a bunch with Cady. 1156 00:57:07,628 --> 00:57:08,662 You want to run it once? 1157 00:57:08,795 --> 00:57:10,763 Why? I'm perfect every year. 1158 00:57:10,898 --> 00:57:12,132 Mm-hmm. 1159 00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:14,301 Yeah, but it's, uh, Cady's first time 1160 00:57:14,435 --> 00:57:16,303 and there's a bunch of traffic patterns... 1161 00:57:16,437 --> 00:57:19,406 Stop playing with that stupid babyish book! 1162 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:20,808 [yelps] 1163 00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:23,577 [button clicks] 1164 00:57:23,711 --> 00:57:24,678 [inhales deeply] [piano music plays] 1165 00:58:04,285 --> 00:58:06,320 Uh, that was Damian Hubbard singing... 1166 00:58:06,453 --> 00:58:08,922 ...the iCarly theme song 1167 00:58:09,056 --> 00:58:10,658 in French for extra credit. 1168 00:58:10,824 --> 00:58:12,026 Yeah! 1169 00:58:13,327 --> 00:58:15,795 Our next act describes their music 1170 00:58:15,929 --> 00:58:19,099 as "Like a sine wave, they don't stop." 1171 00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:22,670 Please welcome Kevin G and the Power of Three. 1172 00:58:22,802 --> 00:58:24,838 [applause] [Kevin G] Uh. Yeah. 1173 00:58:24,972 --> 00:58:26,874 ♪ All you ♪ 1174 00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:29,209 ♪ Suckah emcees Ain't got nothin' on me ♪ 1175 00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:31,645 ♪ From my grades to my rhymes You can't touch Kevin G ♪ 1176 00:58:31,779 --> 00:58:32,846 ♪ I'm a Mathlete ♪ 1177 00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:34,615 ♪ So good under pressure ♪ 1178 00:58:34,748 --> 00:58:36,483 ♪ I'ma find acute angles To prioritize your pleasure ♪ 1179 00:58:36,617 --> 00:58:38,786 ♪ I'm a Model UN rep Out in these streets ♪ 1180 00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:41,188 ♪ But I'm a overachiever Under the sheets ♪ 1181 00:58:41,322 --> 00:58:43,891 ♪ She be like "Uhhhh, Kevin G!" ♪ 1182 00:58:44,024 --> 00:58:45,492 Inappropriate. 1183 00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:46,894 Kevin, we talked about this. 1184 00:58:47,027 --> 00:58:49,496 Well, happy holidays, everybody. 1185 00:58:51,765 --> 00:58:54,068 [groans] Why is this so tight? 1186 00:58:54,201 --> 00:58:55,869 You've had it since the sixth grade. 1187 00:58:56,003 --> 00:58:57,705 You're probably maturing. 1188 00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,774 Um, do you just, like, want to run it one time real quick? 1189 00:59:00,908 --> 00:59:04,044 Gretchen, literally no one cares. 1190 00:59:04,178 --> 00:59:06,146 Mm-hmm. No, totally. 1191 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,349 Um, do you just want to run the acro? 1192 00:59:08,482 --> 00:59:10,484 Because none of us really does gymnastics anymore 1193 00:59:10,617 --> 00:59:12,653 and when we made up this dance, we all weighed, like, 70 pounds, 1194 00:59:12,786 --> 00:59:16,223 so maybe we should just make sure everyone's center of gravity is still... 1195 00:59:16,357 --> 00:59:17,458 Still what? 1196 00:59:18,659 --> 00:59:19,593 Nothing. 1197 00:59:24,965 --> 00:59:26,633 [music ends] [audience applauding] 1198 00:59:26,767 --> 00:59:30,637 Thank you, Shelby and Timmy, for tapping. 1199 00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:32,439 Also, if anyone finds a retainer 1200 00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:35,876 in a bright aqua case, that is mine. 1201 00:59:36,009 --> 00:59:37,277 Please return it. 1202 00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:39,880 My insurance won't cover a replacement. 1203 00:59:40,914 --> 00:59:42,483 Karen, I can see your bra. 1204 00:59:42,616 --> 00:59:44,418 It's on purpose. I'm going for a look. 1205 00:59:44,551 --> 00:59:46,286 Is it "girl who slept with 11 people"? 1206 00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:47,955 'Cause you're nailing it. 1207 00:59:49,456 --> 00:59:52,326 I think your top is fetch. Gretchen! 1208 00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:54,561 Stop trying to make "fetch" happen. 1209 00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:57,564 It's not going to happen. 1210 01:00:01,135 --> 01:00:03,805 Okay, please welcome Santa's Helpers 1211 01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:05,773 doing "Rockin' Around the Pole." 1212 01:00:07,107 --> 01:00:09,243 [festive music playing over speakers] 1213 01:00:15,649 --> 01:00:18,051 ♪ We're gonna Take a Christmas train ♪ 1214 01:00:18,185 --> 01:00:20,120 ♪ To where Santa lives ♪ 1215 01:00:20,254 --> 01:00:22,990 ♪ Up through the sleet And snow ♪ 1216 01:00:23,123 --> 01:00:26,493 ♪ Then we'll hop and bop Straight to the top ♪ 1217 01:00:26,627 --> 01:00:29,563 ♪ Last stop the North Pole ♪ 1218 01:00:31,165 --> 01:00:34,701 ♪ And we'll be rock, rock Rockin' around the pole ♪ 1219 01:00:34,836 --> 01:00:37,704 ♪ Where the northern lights Are bright ♪ 1220 01:00:37,839 --> 01:00:41,475 ♪ Rock, rock, rockin' Around the pole ♪ 1221 01:00:41,608 --> 01:00:44,578 ♪ We'll rock that pole All night ♪ 1222 01:00:44,711 --> 01:00:47,948 ♪ And we'll be sing, sing Singin' a Christmas tune ♪ 1223 01:00:48,081 --> 01:00:49,683 Thank you, next! 1224 01:00:51,051 --> 01:00:54,755 ♪ Yeah, we'll be rock Rock, rockin' up on that pole ♪ 1225 01:00:54,889 --> 01:00:57,724 ♪ Rockin' till the break Of day ♪ 1226 01:00:57,859 --> 01:01:00,761 ♪ Yeah, we'll be rockin' Stuffin' a stockin' ♪ 1227 01:01:00,895 --> 01:01:03,898 ♪ And they'll be talkin' About us in town ♪ 1228 01:01:04,031 --> 01:01:06,099 ♪ Yeah, we'll be rockin' ♪ [audience gasps] 1229 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:08,001 ♪ And rollin' and lockin' And strollin' ♪ [laughing] 1230 01:01:08,135 --> 01:01:11,906 ♪ Till the North Pole police Come shut us down ♪ 1231 01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:14,274 [music slows down] 1232 01:01:31,558 --> 01:01:33,494 [music stops] 1233 01:01:33,627 --> 01:01:36,797 So, I went to the Christmas show and it was a mess, y'all. 1234 01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:38,665 Regina ate total shit. 1235 01:01:38,799 --> 01:01:40,234 I think people saw her nipple. 1236 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:41,702 It's just unprofessional. 1237 01:01:41,836 --> 01:01:43,170 This was kind of hilarious. 1238 01:01:43,303 --> 01:01:45,305 [audience gasping] 1239 01:01:45,439 --> 01:01:46,841 [laughs] [vlogger 1] I've watched 1240 01:01:46,975 --> 01:01:50,377 this video a thousand times. Gretchen piledrived Regina. 1241 01:01:50,511 --> 01:01:52,112 Regina really should be lifting through her glutes. 1242 01:01:52,246 --> 01:01:54,147 Regina challenge! 1243 01:01:54,281 --> 01:01:55,850 You know what that bitch gets? 1244 01:01:55,984 --> 01:01:57,150 Not my sympathy. 1245 01:01:57,284 --> 01:01:58,519 It's not like we like Regina anyway. 1246 01:01:58,652 --> 01:02:00,420 She's such a bitch. She's so spoiled. 1247 01:02:00,554 --> 01:02:02,623 Regina always wanted to be the center of attention. 1248 01:02:02,756 --> 01:02:04,993 Girl, we all see you. 1249 01:02:05,158 --> 01:02:07,027 Regina got what she deserves. 1250 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:08,897 But you know, that Cady girl was kind of cute. 1251 01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:09,964 You know, she stayed, she waved. 1252 01:02:10,097 --> 01:02:12,266 She ate, like, house down. 1253 01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:13,968 Cady Heron was the only one that acted normal. 1254 01:02:14,101 --> 01:02:15,602 Oh, yeah. [vlogger 6] I think she salvaged 1255 01:02:15,736 --> 01:02:17,371 the worst tradition of the year. 1256 01:02:17,504 --> 01:02:19,339 Period. She was... She's kind of hot. 1257 01:02:19,473 --> 01:02:21,341 She might even be hotter than Regina George. 1258 01:02:21,475 --> 01:02:24,244 No zits. Gum health. American Eagle. 1259 01:02:24,378 --> 01:02:25,947 Cady doesn't even have to wear deodorant. 1260 01:02:26,079 --> 01:02:27,414 I'm thinking of going red. 1261 01:02:27,548 --> 01:02:28,983 Okay, so, somebody sent me this look, and I was like, 1262 01:02:29,116 --> 01:02:30,952 "Hot girls, we are going back to red! 1263 01:02:31,084 --> 01:02:32,786 Y2K fire-crotch is back!" 1264 01:02:32,921 --> 01:02:34,454 Thank you, Cady Heron. 1265 01:02:34,588 --> 01:02:36,523 Cady was looking good. 1266 01:02:37,926 --> 01:02:39,359 [Janis] Caddy! 1267 01:02:40,127 --> 01:02:41,762 Did you hear me? 1268 01:02:41,896 --> 01:02:44,197 What? We did it. 1269 01:02:44,331 --> 01:02:45,566 Regina lost her hot boyfriend. 1270 01:02:45,699 --> 01:02:47,134 She lost her status over everyone. 1271 01:02:47,267 --> 01:02:48,836 She popped her blemish against the stage floor. 1272 01:02:48,970 --> 01:02:50,404 That's rock bottom. [chuckles] 1273 01:02:51,138 --> 01:02:53,140 We can stop. We're even. 1274 01:02:53,273 --> 01:02:54,842 Finally you don't have to talk to them anymore. 1275 01:02:54,976 --> 01:02:57,277 We can finally have lunch together tomorrow. 1276 01:02:57,411 --> 01:02:58,745 I'm getting dumplings. 1277 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,815 Unless they have pizza bagels, then I might get both. 1278 01:03:00,949 --> 01:03:02,616 [Janis] So good. I can't. 1279 01:03:04,819 --> 01:03:06,720 I need one more lunch. 1280 01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:33,280 I'm sorry, Regina. You can't sit with us. 1281 01:03:35,482 --> 01:03:36,884 What? 1282 01:03:37,885 --> 01:03:40,787 You're wearing sweatpants. It's Thursday. 1283 01:03:41,622 --> 01:03:43,323 Whatever. Those rules aren't real. 1284 01:03:43,457 --> 01:03:44,758 They were real that day I wore a vest. 1285 01:03:44,892 --> 01:03:46,460 Yeah, because that vest was disgusting! 1286 01:03:46,593 --> 01:03:48,997 You can't sit with us! 1287 01:04:01,775 --> 01:04:04,478 These sweatpants are all that fit me right now. 1288 01:04:07,849 --> 01:04:09,216 What do you think, Cady? 1289 01:04:16,057 --> 01:04:19,861 Sorry, Regina. Rules are rules. 1290 01:04:21,896 --> 01:04:22,930 Fine. 1291 01:04:25,232 --> 01:04:28,335 Oh. [laughs mockingly] 1292 01:04:30,404 --> 01:04:32,572 Take a picture, losers. It'll last longer. 1293 01:04:40,882 --> 01:04:42,582 And that... ...was the beginning... 1294 01:04:42,716 --> 01:04:43,717 ...of the... ...mother******* 1295 01:04:43,851 --> 01:04:45,452 [trilling] ...end. 1296 01:04:48,755 --> 01:04:50,290 Hello, may I have your attention 1297 01:04:50,424 --> 01:04:52,160 for this morning's announcements? 1298 01:04:53,393 --> 01:04:54,862 In honor of Women's History Month, 1299 01:04:54,996 --> 01:04:58,532 the cafeteria is offering vegan "Confident Joannes" 1300 01:04:58,665 --> 01:05:01,435 which are Sloppy Joes made of beans. 1301 01:05:03,403 --> 01:05:04,972 Secondly, we want to wish good luck 1302 01:05:05,106 --> 01:05:07,474 to junior, Janis 'Imi'ike... [student snoring] 1303 01:05:07,607 --> 01:05:08,843 ...who is a finalist 1304 01:05:08,976 --> 01:05:11,478 in the Illinois Art Expo this Saturday. 1305 01:05:11,611 --> 01:05:14,082 Go, Lions! Even for Art. 1306 01:05:14,214 --> 01:05:15,716 Art, art, art! [Mr. Duvall] Next up, 1307 01:05:15,850 --> 01:05:18,251 the Students Activities Committee voted, 1308 01:05:18,385 --> 01:05:19,887 and the theme for this year's Spring Fling... 1309 01:05:20,021 --> 01:05:22,689 What's that lip color? Oh, it's e.l.f. O Face in... 1310 01:05:22,824 --> 01:05:23,858 No, amazing, yeah. 1311 01:05:23,991 --> 01:05:25,659 I was just making sure your ears still worked. 1312 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:30,363 And finally, the nominees for Spring Fling King and Queen 1313 01:05:30,497 --> 01:05:31,899 are as follows: 1314 01:05:32,033 --> 01:05:33,800 For King, Aaron Samuels, 1315 01:05:33,935 --> 01:05:37,004 Christian Wiggins and Shane Oman. 1316 01:05:37,138 --> 01:05:39,339 And Damian Hubbard. What? 1317 01:05:40,174 --> 01:05:41,408 For Queen... 1318 01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:42,776 ...Regina George... 1319 01:05:42,910 --> 01:05:45,445 ...Karen Shetty and Gretchen Wieners. 1320 01:05:45,579 --> 01:05:47,849 Same old, same old. [Mr. Duvall] And Caddy Heron. 1321 01:05:47,982 --> 01:05:49,649 [gasps] 1322 01:05:50,918 --> 01:05:52,053 Wow. 1323 01:05:52,186 --> 01:05:53,320 Wait, my mistake. 1324 01:05:55,823 --> 01:05:57,290 Cady Heron. 1325 01:05:58,025 --> 01:05:59,259 [chuckles] 1326 01:06:01,294 --> 01:06:02,562 Oh, my God. 1327 01:06:02,696 --> 01:06:05,900 Oh, my God, so many people are texting me. 1328 01:06:06,033 --> 01:06:08,802 Should I, um, text Aaron and congratulate him? 1329 01:06:08,936 --> 01:06:09,837 [Damian, Janis] No. 1330 01:06:09,971 --> 01:06:11,705 Hey, do you want a lift this weekend? 1331 01:06:11,839 --> 01:06:13,975 'Cause Damian's borrowing his grandma's Jazzy. 1332 01:06:14,108 --> 01:06:15,709 A lift to what? 1333 01:06:16,944 --> 01:06:19,479 My art show. Didn't you just hear Mr. Duvall talking about it? 1334 01:06:19,613 --> 01:06:22,150 Oh, that's this weekend? Yeah. 1335 01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:26,286 Oh, shoot. I have tickets to this thing in Madison with my mom. 1336 01:06:26,419 --> 01:06:27,788 Uh, I'm sorry. 1337 01:06:29,623 --> 01:06:32,359 Yeah, you seem super sad about it. 1338 01:06:34,962 --> 01:06:37,265 So, what are we doing this weekend? 1339 01:06:37,397 --> 01:06:39,100 Why is everyone asking me about the weekend? 1340 01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:40,467 It's Tuesday. 1341 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,938 Yeah, the weekend is only... several days away. 1342 01:06:44,071 --> 01:06:46,439 I have to go to this thing in Madison with my mom. 1343 01:06:46,573 --> 01:06:48,276 Your mom is going away? You should have people over. 1344 01:06:48,408 --> 01:06:49,877 No, I'm going with her. 1345 01:06:50,011 --> 01:06:53,413 Well, if you have people over, you can invite Aaron. 1346 01:06:56,716 --> 01:06:57,852 Huh. 1347 01:06:57,985 --> 01:06:59,619 Yeah, I guess I could get out of it. 1348 01:06:59,753 --> 01:07:01,755 [both chuckle] But, like, 1349 01:07:01,889 --> 01:07:05,259 we would keep it small, right? Like five or six people? 1350 01:07:05,425 --> 01:07:06,626 Yes! Sure! 1351 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,130 Why are you doing this to me?! 1352 01:07:09,263 --> 01:07:12,066 I promised my friend Janis I'd go to her art show! 1353 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,568 But, binti, we've had these tickets for months. 1354 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:16,170 You love Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1355 01:07:16,304 --> 01:07:17,271 Mom! 1356 01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:19,606 Janis is my best friend! 1357 01:07:19,739 --> 01:07:21,474 Do you not want me to be a good friend?! 1358 01:07:21,608 --> 01:07:22,844 No! Yes! What? 1359 01:07:22,977 --> 01:07:26,948 You can, uh, stay home on your own, I guess. 1360 01:07:27,081 --> 01:07:29,217 Hey. I'm having a small get-together 1361 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,519 at my house tomorrow night. My mom's away, so... 1362 01:07:32,652 --> 01:07:33,787 Is Regina going? 1363 01:07:33,921 --> 01:07:36,489 No! Do you think I'm an idiot? No. 1364 01:07:36,623 --> 01:07:38,525 It's just gonna be a few cool people, 1365 01:07:38,658 --> 01:07:40,627 and you better be one of them, byotch. 1366 01:07:41,561 --> 01:07:43,663 Okay. I'll be there. 1367 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:49,136 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 1368 01:08:01,548 --> 01:08:02,984 No, no, no! 1369 01:08:03,117 --> 01:08:05,086 [vase shatters] 1370 01:08:06,519 --> 01:08:08,122 [cheering] 1371 01:08:14,527 --> 01:08:16,264 Have you seen Aaron? 1372 01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:18,099 What? Aaron! 1373 01:08:18,232 --> 01:08:19,834 Karen? 1374 01:08:21,002 --> 01:08:22,036 Hi. 1375 01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:28,508 Whoo! [coughing] 1376 01:08:30,477 --> 01:08:32,246 [muffled upbeat music playing over speakers] 1377 01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:33,848 [chuckles softly] 1378 01:08:35,548 --> 01:08:37,151 I've been looking for you. 1379 01:08:38,019 --> 01:08:39,419 Me as well. 1380 01:08:39,552 --> 01:08:42,589 I like your costume. I mean, um, your dress. 1381 01:08:43,690 --> 01:08:45,293 Is this you holding a crocodile? 1382 01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:48,396 Oh, my God, don't look at that. That is so embarrassing. 1383 01:08:48,528 --> 01:08:50,998 No, it's not. It's awesome. 1384 01:08:51,966 --> 01:08:53,100 You miss Kenya? 1385 01:08:53,234 --> 01:08:54,335 Yes. 1386 01:08:54,467 --> 01:08:56,137 No. I mean, I... 1387 01:08:57,204 --> 01:08:58,806 Well, I miss... 1388 01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:01,342 I could see a lot more sky there. 1389 01:09:01,474 --> 01:09:02,676 At night. 1390 01:09:02,810 --> 01:09:06,013 My mom and I used to map the constellations. 1391 01:09:06,646 --> 01:09:08,149 The stars. 1392 01:09:16,924 --> 01:09:18,658 You still on the treadmill, honey? 1393 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:20,694 No, I'm over there. 1394 01:09:21,795 --> 01:09:25,199 You got any plans tonight? It's Saturday. 1395 01:09:25,333 --> 01:09:27,368 Mom, don't bother me. 1396 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:30,770 I know you're not feeling your best about your body right now, 1397 01:09:30,905 --> 01:09:34,875 but remember that real beauty comes from the face. 1398 01:09:35,009 --> 01:09:38,813 Don't ever talk about my body! 1399 01:09:38,946 --> 01:09:40,915 Okay, okay. 1400 01:09:44,218 --> 01:09:47,754 Wait, honey, why are you eating Kälteen bars? 1401 01:09:47,888 --> 01:09:50,024 These are what we gave Nana Joan 1402 01:09:50,157 --> 01:09:52,093 when we needed her to gain weight. 1403 01:09:56,330 --> 01:09:57,999 [breathing heavily] 1404 01:10:08,275 --> 01:10:10,244 [screaming] 1405 01:10:15,749 --> 01:10:17,584 I am drinking 1406 01:10:17,717 --> 01:10:19,652 not juice tonight. [chuckles] 1407 01:10:19,786 --> 01:10:21,856 I know. I can tell. 1408 01:10:22,589 --> 01:10:23,690 We should go downstairs. 1409 01:10:23,824 --> 01:10:26,360 No, no, no, sit down. I'm amazing. 1410 01:10:26,494 --> 01:10:27,727 [chuckles] 1411 01:10:32,867 --> 01:10:36,037 I think you should wear your hair however you want. 1412 01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:39,073 I think it looks good both ways. 1413 01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:42,575 [chuckles] 1414 01:10:42,709 --> 01:10:45,346 Thank you for inviting me tonight. 1415 01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:48,449 I think I've spent too much time being pissed at Regina. 1416 01:10:48,581 --> 01:10:49,917 Yeah, you really have. 1417 01:10:50,051 --> 01:10:53,220 No more liars. I would never lie to you. 1418 01:10:54,687 --> 01:10:56,857 I mean, I did lie to you once. 1419 01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:59,493 But you are totally gonna laugh when I tell you. 1420 01:10:59,659 --> 01:11:00,828 Tell me what? [door opens] 1421 01:11:00,961 --> 01:11:03,064 [laughing] We're in here! 1422 01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:05,332 [laughs] 1423 01:11:05,466 --> 01:11:06,834 [chuckles] 1424 01:11:08,102 --> 01:11:11,072 I pretended to be bad at math 1425 01:11:11,205 --> 01:11:13,773 to get you to help me, but I'm not bad at math. 1426 01:11:13,908 --> 01:11:16,310 I'm actually... I'm actually really good at math. 1427 01:11:16,444 --> 01:11:20,448 You're the one who's only kind of okay at math. 1428 01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:22,682 Anyways, um, now I'm failing. 1429 01:11:22,817 --> 01:11:26,987 So isn't that so dumb? That is dumb, yeah. 1430 01:11:27,888 --> 01:11:29,223 Why wouldn't you just talk to me? 1431 01:11:29,356 --> 01:11:31,192 Because of Regina. 'Cause you were her property. 1432 01:11:31,325 --> 01:11:33,427 Her property? Shut up. Not her property. 1433 01:11:33,561 --> 01:11:34,962 Don't tell me to shut up. 1434 01:11:36,497 --> 01:11:38,698 [Cady] What? Aaron, sit down. 1435 01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:40,534 You are a clone of Regina. 1436 01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:42,769 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 1437 01:11:43,471 --> 01:11:44,872 No. No, no, no! 1438 01:11:45,005 --> 01:11:47,475 What are you thinking about? 1439 01:11:47,607 --> 01:11:48,675 Chicken wings later. 1440 01:11:48,809 --> 01:11:50,044 Do you ever think about me? 1441 01:11:50,177 --> 01:11:53,180 Sometimes. When I'm looking right at you. 1442 01:12:01,555 --> 01:12:03,623 Cady, Cady, Cady! No, no, no. 1443 01:12:07,561 --> 01:12:08,863 Aaron! [panting] 1444 01:12:17,905 --> 01:12:19,974 You dirty little liar. 1445 01:12:20,773 --> 01:12:22,076 I... I can explain. 1446 01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:23,911 Explain how you're supposed to be out of town 1447 01:12:24,044 --> 01:12:25,446 but there are 60 different people 1448 01:12:25,579 --> 01:12:27,081 posting pictures from your party? 1449 01:12:27,214 --> 01:12:28,648 You know I couldn't invite you. 1450 01:12:28,781 --> 01:12:30,584 I... I have to act like I don't know you. 1451 01:12:30,717 --> 01:12:32,652 You are full of lies! 1452 01:12:32,785 --> 01:12:34,555 Janis, I cannot stop this Jazzy. 1453 01:12:34,687 --> 01:12:35,755 You know I have a curfew! 1454 01:12:35,890 --> 01:12:37,525 You would hate this party. 1455 01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:39,493 Why? Aren't you having an amazing time 1456 01:12:39,627 --> 01:12:40,895 with your amazing friends? 1457 01:12:41,028 --> 01:12:42,662 Janis, I can't spend every minute with you. 1458 01:12:42,795 --> 01:12:45,132 It's not my fault you're like obsessed with me or something! 1459 01:12:48,068 --> 01:12:51,639 What? Oh, no, she didn't. 1460 01:12:51,771 --> 01:12:53,974 See, this is the problem with you Plastics. 1461 01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:56,043 You think everyone is obsessed with you 1462 01:12:56,177 --> 01:12:57,912 when actually everybody hates you. 1463 01:12:58,045 --> 01:12:59,847 You made me like this. 1464 01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:02,049 It was your idea for me to pretend to be Plastic! 1465 01:13:02,183 --> 01:13:03,817 Buddy, it's not pretend! 1466 01:13:03,951 --> 01:13:05,419 ♪ You are as plastic As they come ♪ 1467 01:13:05,553 --> 01:13:07,121 ♪ You think Your shit don't stink ♪ 1468 01:13:07,254 --> 01:13:08,788 ♪ You think The rest of us are dumb ♪ 1469 01:13:08,923 --> 01:13:10,391 ♪ I hate Regina's guts ♪ 1470 01:13:10,524 --> 01:13:11,825 ♪ But here's what You don't comprehend ♪ 1471 01:13:11,959 --> 01:13:13,294 ♪ At least she has the guts ♪ 1472 01:13:13,427 --> 01:13:15,930 ♪ To not pretend To be my friend! ♪ 1473 01:13:17,231 --> 01:13:18,132 Here. 1474 01:13:18,899 --> 01:13:21,969 Have this. It won an award. Janis. 1475 01:13:22,102 --> 01:13:25,339 ♪ No, it's fine ♪ 1476 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:28,409 ♪ Really fine ♪ 1477 01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:34,315 ♪ Go be fine! ♪ 1478 01:13:34,448 --> 01:13:35,482 [music stops] 1479 01:13:35,616 --> 01:13:37,451 And I want my pink shirt. 1480 01:14:16,056 --> 01:14:20,561 ♪ My name is Regina George ♪ 1481 01:14:21,428 --> 01:14:26,766 ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ 1482 01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:32,640 ♪ I will grind you to sand ♪ 1483 01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:37,845 ♪ Beneath my Louboutin-ed heel ♪ 1484 01:14:37,978 --> 01:14:42,650 ♪ This is what I get For helping ♪ 1485 01:14:42,782 --> 01:14:47,821 ♪ Helping someone lame fit in ♪ 1486 01:14:47,955 --> 01:14:50,224 ♪ Cady Heron ♪ 1487 01:14:50,357 --> 01:14:55,362 ♪ Enjoy your temporary win ♪ 1488 01:14:58,732 --> 01:15:02,970 ♪ My name is Regina George ♪ 1489 01:15:03,871 --> 01:15:09,076 ♪ "This girl is a fugly cow" ♪ 1490 01:15:09,209 --> 01:15:11,645 ♪ Hey, Cady ♪ 1491 01:15:11,779 --> 01:15:19,019 ♪ How you like me now? ♪ 1492 01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:22,656 ♪ I want to watch The world burn ♪ 1493 01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:25,359 ♪ I brought the gasoline ♪ 1494 01:15:25,492 --> 01:15:27,594 ♪ I want to watch The world burn ♪ 1495 01:15:27,728 --> 01:15:30,864 ♪ And everyone get mean ♪ 1496 01:15:30,998 --> 01:15:33,267 ♪ I want to watch The world burn ♪ 1497 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:35,436 ♪ I got the gasoline ♪ 1498 01:15:35,569 --> 01:15:38,072 ♪ I want to watch The world burn ♪ 1499 01:15:38,205 --> 01:15:41,709 ♪ And everyone get ♪ 1500 01:15:41,842 --> 01:15:46,246 ♪ Mean ♪ 1501 01:16:02,396 --> 01:16:05,299 ♪ Cady, time to Watch your back ♪ 1502 01:16:05,432 --> 01:16:07,901 ♪ Cady, time to turn and cough ♪ 1503 01:16:08,035 --> 01:16:10,537 ♪ Because you took me down ♪ 1504 01:16:10,671 --> 01:16:15,676 ♪ But you didn't finish me off ♪ 1505 01:16:15,810 --> 01:16:17,411 [laughing] 1506 01:16:18,412 --> 01:16:20,781 ♪ My name is Regina George ♪ 1507 01:16:20,914 --> 01:16:23,450 ♪ And in case You're keeping score ♪ 1508 01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,953 ♪ Cady may have won the battle ♪ 1509 01:16:26,086 --> 01:16:28,756 ♪ But I will win the war ♪ 1510 01:16:28,889 --> 01:16:30,357 [crying] 1511 01:16:30,491 --> 01:16:33,761 I'm just so upset, Mr. Duvall. 1512 01:16:33,894 --> 01:16:35,195 We found it in the hallway. 1513 01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:37,798 I mean, the things it says about me? 1514 01:16:37,931 --> 01:16:39,233 The things it says about all of us? 1515 01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:41,101 ♪ I want to watch The world burn ♪ 1516 01:16:41,235 --> 01:16:43,737 ♪ Trang Pham Is a grotsky byotch! ♪ 1517 01:16:43,872 --> 01:16:45,539 [laughing] 1518 01:16:45,672 --> 01:16:49,710 "Rachel Hamilton fills her inhaler with vodka"? 1519 01:16:49,844 --> 01:16:52,279 I mean... does that work? 1520 01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:55,783 ♪ I got the gasoline ♪ 1521 01:16:55,916 --> 01:16:57,317 ♪ Ms. Norbury's ♪ 1522 01:16:57,451 --> 01:16:58,887 ♪ A drug pusher! ♪ No, no, no. No! 1523 01:16:59,019 --> 01:17:02,289 "Ms. Norbury is a sad, old drug pusher"? 1524 01:17:03,858 --> 01:17:06,660 "Haley Fralenger has" ...what? 1525 01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:07,896 What's this? Hairy nips. 1526 01:17:08,028 --> 01:17:09,663 [laughing] 1527 01:17:09,797 --> 01:17:11,398 Good Lord. 1528 01:17:11,532 --> 01:17:14,435 ♪ Mmm, I want To make the world burn ♪ 1529 01:17:14,568 --> 01:17:16,838 ♪ Janis is a pyro-lez! ♪ 1530 01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:19,139 Don't you worry. We're gonna find out who did this. 1531 01:17:19,273 --> 01:17:22,075 There's only three girls in the whole school who aren't in it. 1532 01:17:22,209 --> 01:17:24,879 ♪ Regina is a fugly cow! ♪ 1533 01:17:25,012 --> 01:17:27,247 ♪ Regina is a fugly cow! ♪ 1534 01:17:27,381 --> 01:17:29,149 ♪ You wrote this ♪ 1535 01:17:29,283 --> 01:17:32,453 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪ 1536 01:17:32,586 --> 01:17:35,055 ♪ I want to watch The world burn ♪ 1537 01:17:35,189 --> 01:17:37,524 ♪ I got the gasoline ♪ 1538 01:17:37,658 --> 01:17:40,093 ♪ I want to watch The world burn ♪ 1539 01:17:40,227 --> 01:17:43,030 ♪ And everyone turn ♪ 1540 01:17:43,163 --> 01:17:47,734 ♪ Mean... Mean ♪ 1541 01:17:47,869 --> 01:17:53,140 ♪ Mean! ♪ 1542 01:17:53,273 --> 01:17:55,309 "Damian Hubbard is too gay to function"? 1543 01:17:55,442 --> 01:17:56,977 That is only okay when I say it. 1544 01:17:57,110 --> 01:17:58,645 Only Cady could have written that. 1545 01:18:00,581 --> 01:18:01,950 [yelping] 1546 01:18:03,083 --> 01:18:08,388 ♪ I want to watch The world burn ♪ 1547 01:18:08,522 --> 01:18:12,759 ♪ I want to make The world turn ♪ 1548 01:18:12,894 --> 01:18:18,098 ♪ So mean! ♪ 1549 01:18:18,232 --> 01:18:20,000 Oh, hell no! 1550 01:18:20,133 --> 01:18:23,770 I did not go to graduate school for this. 1551 01:18:23,905 --> 01:18:29,142 ♪ I want to watch The world burn! ♪ 1552 01:18:29,276 --> 01:18:34,883 All junior girls report to the gymnasium immediately! 1553 01:18:35,015 --> 01:18:36,717 Immediately! 1554 01:18:41,288 --> 01:18:43,524 [students whispering] 1555 01:18:49,162 --> 01:18:52,199 Never in my 31 years as an educator 1556 01:18:52,332 --> 01:18:53,868 have I seen such behavior. 1557 01:18:54,002 --> 01:18:57,170 I have half a mind to cancel your Spring Fling dance! 1558 01:18:57,304 --> 01:18:59,239 No! I object. 1559 01:18:59,373 --> 01:19:01,041 [students clamoring] 1560 01:19:01,174 --> 01:19:02,342 But we're not gonna do that 1561 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,111 because we've already paid the DJ. 1562 01:19:04,244 --> 01:19:08,917 But I am taking this "Burn Book" seriously. 1563 01:19:09,049 --> 01:19:11,184 Now who has something to say about this? 1564 01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:20,694 Someone wrote in that book 1565 01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:22,062 that I'm lying about being a virgin 1566 01:19:22,195 --> 01:19:24,631 because I use super-jumbo tampons. 1567 01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:27,067 But I can't help it if I have a heavy flow 1568 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:28,602 and a wideset vagina. 1569 01:19:28,735 --> 01:19:32,706 Okay. Thank you. Hold that thought. 1570 01:19:33,707 --> 01:19:36,143 Sharon, you need to run this. Oh, come on. 1571 01:19:36,276 --> 01:19:37,845 I need to be able to tell parents 1572 01:19:37,979 --> 01:19:40,048 that we fixed this, and honestly, 1573 01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:41,849 you need to prove whoever called you 1574 01:19:41,983 --> 01:19:45,053 a drug pusher was just joking. 1575 01:19:45,185 --> 01:19:46,955 Okay, fine, but you are walking the dogs 1576 01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:48,990 every morning for the rest of the week. 1577 01:19:49,122 --> 01:19:50,691 Thank you. I love you. 1578 01:19:50,825 --> 01:19:52,459 I love you, too. 1579 01:19:55,128 --> 01:19:56,363 [Ms. Norbury sighs] 1580 01:19:57,564 --> 01:19:58,765 ♪ Well ♪ 1581 01:19:58,900 --> 01:20:00,801 [clears throat] Excuse me. 1582 01:20:02,235 --> 01:20:06,206 Well, okay, hotshots, 1583 01:20:06,874 --> 01:20:08,475 who wrote all this junk? 1584 01:20:11,012 --> 01:20:12,179 Cady? 1585 01:20:12,947 --> 01:20:14,615 Any ideas? 1586 01:20:16,951 --> 01:20:17,819 No. 1587 01:20:17,952 --> 01:20:19,319 Interesting. 1588 01:20:19,453 --> 01:20:20,888 Um, can I just say, 1589 01:20:21,022 --> 01:20:23,190 I don't think we have a clique problem at this school? 1590 01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:25,626 And some of us shouldn't have to participate 1591 01:20:25,759 --> 01:20:27,427 in whatever this is, 1592 01:20:27,561 --> 01:20:29,396 um, just because of a few bad people. 1593 01:20:29,529 --> 01:20:31,665 "A few bad people." Mm-hmm. 1594 01:20:31,798 --> 01:20:35,636 [Ms. Norbury] Okay. Well, let's unpack that. 1595 01:20:35,769 --> 01:20:38,372 I want everybody to close your eyes. 1596 01:20:40,407 --> 01:20:41,608 And I want you to raise your hand 1597 01:20:41,742 --> 01:20:43,777 if you have ever had a girl say something bad 1598 01:20:43,911 --> 01:20:45,312 about you behind your back. 1599 01:20:47,081 --> 01:20:49,449 Open your eyes. 1600 01:20:52,319 --> 01:20:54,088 Now close them again. 1601 01:20:54,221 --> 01:20:56,423 This time I want you to raise your hand 1602 01:20:56,556 --> 01:20:58,425 if you have ever said something bad 1603 01:20:58,558 --> 01:21:00,527 about a friend behind her back. 1604 01:21:09,302 --> 01:21:10,905 Open your eyes. 1605 01:21:14,241 --> 01:21:15,342 Hmm. 1606 01:21:15,475 --> 01:21:17,145 Seems like maybe we could take a break 1607 01:21:17,277 --> 01:21:20,114 from being victims in this situation 1608 01:21:20,247 --> 01:21:21,983 and start taking responsibility 1609 01:21:22,116 --> 01:21:23,750 for our own actions. 1610 01:21:23,885 --> 01:21:26,286 Okay, we're gonna write out some apologies 1611 01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:28,689 to people that we've hurt in our lives. 1612 01:21:28,823 --> 01:21:30,323 Everybody up. 1613 01:21:32,693 --> 01:21:34,829 [softly] I'm gonna kill you. 1614 01:21:34,962 --> 01:21:37,698 'Cause one thing I know for sure, guys: 1615 01:21:37,832 --> 01:21:41,668 Calling someone "ugly" is not gonna make you better looking. 1616 01:21:41,802 --> 01:21:45,338 Calling somebody else "stupid" does not make you any smarter. 1617 01:21:45,472 --> 01:21:48,076 And we as women have to be able to trust 1618 01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:50,777 and support each other. 1619 01:21:50,912 --> 01:21:51,946 Like this. 1620 01:21:53,747 --> 01:21:55,415 [students gasp] 1621 01:21:55,549 --> 01:21:57,151 Okay, that was good. That was really good. 1622 01:21:57,284 --> 01:21:59,619 That could have really backfired. 1623 01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:00,922 Alyssa, 1624 01:22:01,055 --> 01:22:02,957 I'm sorry I said you look like you comb your hair 1625 01:22:03,091 --> 01:22:04,324 with a chicken bone. 1626 01:22:05,993 --> 01:22:08,228 I know you're vegetarian. 1627 01:22:09,763 --> 01:22:11,199 [yelps] 1628 01:22:11,331 --> 01:22:14,468 Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea 1629 01:22:14,601 --> 01:22:16,603 on the Ferris wheel. 1630 01:22:16,737 --> 01:22:18,705 And I'm sorry for repeating it now. 1631 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:21,008 And I'm sorry to the people who were below us. 1632 01:22:21,142 --> 01:22:22,442 [students snicker] 1633 01:22:23,177 --> 01:22:24,112 [students gasp] 1634 01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:25,345 Soona, 1635 01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:27,181 I'm sorry I said you were dragging 1636 01:22:27,314 --> 01:22:29,282 during "Revenge Party." 1637 01:22:29,416 --> 01:22:31,152 There was just, like, so much pressure on us 1638 01:22:31,284 --> 01:22:33,020 to move the story forward through montage. 1639 01:22:33,154 --> 01:22:34,122 Like, you know how it is. 1640 01:22:34,254 --> 01:22:36,490 What is going on? 1641 01:22:36,623 --> 01:22:37,758 Don't worry about it. 1642 01:22:37,892 --> 01:22:39,827 I just wish we could all get along 1643 01:22:39,961 --> 01:22:42,196 like we used to in elementary school. 1644 01:22:42,329 --> 01:22:44,564 [cries] I wish I could bake a cake 1645 01:22:44,698 --> 01:22:47,869 made out of rainbows and smiles. 1646 01:22:48,002 --> 01:22:50,537 Then we could all eat it and be happy. 1647 01:22:50,670 --> 01:22:53,306 She don't even go here! 1648 01:22:54,274 --> 01:22:55,943 Do you go to this school? 1649 01:22:56,077 --> 01:22:58,478 I'm here for a track meet. 1650 01:22:58,612 --> 01:23:00,747 I just have a lot of feelings! [crying] 1651 01:23:00,882 --> 01:23:02,984 Okay, sweetheart, you got to go home. 1652 01:23:05,019 --> 01:23:06,553 Come on, we're gonna... [student] Oh, thank you. 1653 01:23:06,686 --> 01:23:08,522 ...we're gonna call your grown-up. 1654 01:23:09,090 --> 01:23:10,423 My turn, I guess. 1655 01:23:10,557 --> 01:23:12,425 Watch, this is either gonna be some really crappy art 1656 01:23:12,559 --> 01:23:13,961 or really good fire. 1657 01:23:14,095 --> 01:23:15,830 [students laughing] 1658 01:23:21,401 --> 01:23:23,171 Okay, sure. 1659 01:23:23,303 --> 01:23:25,338 I have an apology. 1660 01:23:26,473 --> 01:23:28,375 My friend and I thought it would be fun 1661 01:23:28,508 --> 01:23:31,279 to mess up Regina George's life. 1662 01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:33,480 So we got these candy-bar things 1663 01:23:33,613 --> 01:23:35,216 to make her gain weight... [students gasp] 1664 01:23:35,348 --> 01:23:38,085 ...and we told her lard was face cream. 1665 01:23:38,219 --> 01:23:39,386 [students laughing] 1666 01:23:39,519 --> 01:23:42,756 And we turned her best friends against her. 1667 01:23:43,557 --> 01:23:45,226 And then my friend Cady... 1668 01:23:45,358 --> 01:23:47,727 Yeah, you all know my friend Cady. 1669 01:23:47,862 --> 01:23:52,766 She got Regina's boyfriend to dump her! 1670 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:54,534 [students] Oh! [Janis chuckles] 1671 01:23:54,668 --> 01:23:55,837 And it turns out, 1672 01:23:55,970 --> 01:23:57,939 Cady's actually just as selfish 1673 01:23:58,072 --> 01:24:00,808 and phony as Regina George. 1674 01:24:02,310 --> 01:24:04,544 So this apology is to myself. 1675 01:24:05,579 --> 01:24:07,614 Because I should've known better. 1676 01:24:08,950 --> 01:24:10,517 ♪ So your best friend Screwed you over ♪ 1677 01:24:10,650 --> 01:24:12,320 ♪ Acted nice when She's not nice ♪ 1678 01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:14,055 ♪ Well, I have some advice ♪ 1679 01:24:14,188 --> 01:24:16,023 ♪ 'Cause it's happened To me twice ♪ 1680 01:24:16,157 --> 01:24:19,260 ♪ Here's my secret strategy It always works because ♪ 1681 01:24:19,392 --> 01:24:22,395 ♪ The world doesn't end It just feels like it does ♪ 1682 01:24:22,529 --> 01:24:25,565 ♪ Just raise your right finger ♪ 1683 01:24:25,699 --> 01:24:29,837 ♪ And solemnly swear ♪ 1684 01:24:29,971 --> 01:24:33,207 ♪ Whatever they say about me ♪ 1685 01:24:33,341 --> 01:24:36,376 ♪ I don't care ♪ 1686 01:24:36,509 --> 01:24:38,511 ♪ I won't twist in knots To join your game ♪ 1687 01:24:38,645 --> 01:24:40,380 ♪ I will say "You make me mad" ♪ 1688 01:24:40,513 --> 01:24:43,550 ♪ And if you treat me bad I'll say, "You're bad" ♪ 1689 01:24:43,683 --> 01:24:45,518 ♪ If I eat alone From this moment on ♪ 1690 01:24:45,652 --> 01:24:47,255 ♪ That's just what I'll do ♪ 1691 01:24:47,387 --> 01:24:50,590 ♪ 'Cause I'd rather be me I'd rather be me ♪ 1692 01:24:50,724 --> 01:24:53,261 ♪ I'd rather be me ♪ 1693 01:24:53,393 --> 01:24:55,897 ♪ Than be with you ♪ 1694 01:25:01,168 --> 01:25:02,837 ♪ We're supposed To all be ladies ♪ 1695 01:25:02,970 --> 01:25:04,738 ♪ And be nurturing and care ♪ 1696 01:25:04,872 --> 01:25:06,240 ♪ Is that really fair? ♪ 1697 01:25:06,374 --> 01:25:08,075 ♪ Boys get to fight We have to share ♪ 1698 01:25:08,209 --> 01:25:09,442 ♪ Here's the way that That turns out ♪ 1699 01:25:09,576 --> 01:25:11,345 ♪ We always understand ♪ 1700 01:25:11,478 --> 01:25:14,547 ♪ How to slap someone down With our underhand ♪ 1701 01:25:14,681 --> 01:25:18,386 ♪ So here is my right finger ♪ 1702 01:25:18,518 --> 01:25:21,822 ♪ To how girls should behave ♪ 1703 01:25:21,956 --> 01:25:25,492 ♪ 'Cause sometimes What's meant to break you ♪ 1704 01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:28,628 ♪ Makes you brave ♪ 1705 01:25:28,762 --> 01:25:32,033 ♪ So I will not act all innocent I won't fake apologize ♪ 1706 01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:33,868 ♪ Let's just fight And then make up ♪ 1707 01:25:34,001 --> 01:25:35,802 ♪ Not tell these lies ♪ 1708 01:25:35,937 --> 01:25:37,604 ♪ Let's call our damage even ♪ 1709 01:25:37,737 --> 01:25:39,439 ♪ Clean the slate Till it's like new ♪ 1710 01:25:39,572 --> 01:25:42,843 ♪ It's a new life for me Where I'd rather be me ♪ 1711 01:25:42,977 --> 01:25:45,445 ♪ I'd rather be me ♪ 1712 01:25:45,578 --> 01:25:47,915 ♪ Than be with you ♪ 1713 01:25:49,383 --> 01:25:51,118 ♪ I'll say, "No" ♪ ♪ No! ♪ 1714 01:25:51,252 --> 01:25:52,752 ♪ I'll say, "Knock it off With your notes ♪ 1715 01:25:52,887 --> 01:25:54,822 ♪ And your rules And your games" ♪ 1716 01:25:54,956 --> 01:25:56,958 ♪ And those sycophants Who follow you I'll remember all their names ♪ 1717 01:25:57,091 --> 01:26:00,194 ♪ And when they drag you down Like they inevitably do ♪ 1718 01:26:00,328 --> 01:26:02,063 ♪ I will not laugh along With them ♪ 1719 01:26:02,196 --> 01:26:03,530 ♪ And approve Their palace coup ♪ 1720 01:26:03,663 --> 01:26:05,565 ♪ 'Cause that's not me ♪ 1721 01:26:07,301 --> 01:26:08,869 ♪ I don't need Their good opinions ♪ 1722 01:26:09,003 --> 01:26:11,005 ♪ I've got plenty of opinions ♪ 1723 01:26:11,138 --> 01:26:14,175 ♪ Every asshole has opinions But it doesn't make 'em true ♪ 1724 01:26:14,308 --> 01:26:17,744 ♪ What's true is being me And I'd rather be me ♪ 1725 01:26:17,878 --> 01:26:20,147 ♪ I'd rather be me ♪ 1726 01:26:20,281 --> 01:26:22,984 ♪ Than be with you ♪ [camera shutter clicks] 1727 01:26:24,285 --> 01:26:28,189 ♪ So raise 'em high 'Cause playing nice and shy ♪ 1728 01:26:28,322 --> 01:26:32,360 ♪ Is insulting my IQ ♪ 1729 01:26:32,492 --> 01:26:35,930 ♪ I'd rather be me I'd rather be me ♪ 1730 01:26:36,063 --> 01:26:39,467 ♪ I'd rather be me Than be with you ♪ 1731 01:26:39,599 --> 01:26:41,035 Walk away, turd. 1732 01:26:41,168 --> 01:26:43,871 Regina, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! 1733 01:26:44,005 --> 01:26:46,273 You are a lowlife version of me... 1734 01:26:46,407 --> 01:26:49,877 ♪ I'd rather be me I'd rather be me ♪ 1735 01:26:50,011 --> 01:26:55,349 ♪ I'd rather be me Than be with ♪ 1736 01:26:55,483 --> 01:26:59,020 ♪ You! ♪ 1737 01:27:07,028 --> 01:27:10,031 And that's how Regina George died. 1738 01:27:10,164 --> 01:27:13,401 Again, no one died! 1739 01:27:13,533 --> 01:27:16,404 I mean, technically, Regina did die for, like, 15 seconds 1740 01:27:16,536 --> 01:27:18,139 but then she was revived. 1741 01:27:18,272 --> 01:27:21,308 And of course, the rumor mill started going insane. 1742 01:27:21,442 --> 01:27:23,710 I just saw Regina get hit by a bus. 1743 01:27:23,844 --> 01:27:26,213 An artery come out of her neck and her head went all the way around! 1744 01:27:26,347 --> 01:27:27,848 Guys, street safety is so important. 1745 01:27:27,982 --> 01:27:29,984 I'm just sad, like, that's all I can say. 1746 01:27:33,888 --> 01:27:35,622 We are sending our love and prayers... 1747 01:27:35,755 --> 01:27:37,958 Link in bio to my GoFundMe page to raise money. 1748 01:27:38,092 --> 01:27:39,360 Regina, we knew you would pull through. 1749 01:27:39,493 --> 01:27:40,828 How do I get this off my algorithm? 1750 01:27:40,961 --> 01:27:42,562 I'm not one to spread rumors, 1751 01:27:42,695 --> 01:27:44,865 but I'm pretty sure I saw Cady push her right in front of it. 1752 01:27:44,999 --> 01:27:46,834 On my life, Cady pushed her. 1753 01:27:46,967 --> 01:27:49,236 I literally saw Cady push Regina. 1754 01:27:49,370 --> 01:27:51,172 Don't fill up my comments, but... karma. 1755 01:27:51,305 --> 01:27:54,475 Girls are made deranged by what's called hormones. 1756 01:27:54,607 --> 01:27:55,742 Hormones. 1757 01:27:55,876 --> 01:28:00,580 W-H-O-R... [laughing] 1758 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:08,688 F that bitch. [student 3] F that wench. 1759 01:28:15,830 --> 01:28:17,164 All right. 1760 01:28:17,298 --> 01:28:21,402 Ms. Norbury is on a, uh, temporary leave of absence. 1761 01:28:21,535 --> 01:28:22,937 Jail. Hey. 1762 01:28:23,070 --> 01:28:25,705 I heard that, Miss Rockwell. 1763 01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,442 Anyways, we're not sure who your substitute... 1764 01:28:28,576 --> 01:28:30,610 I did it. 1765 01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:35,883 I wrote that Ms. Norbury is a drug pusher, and it's a lie. 1766 01:28:46,093 --> 01:28:48,963 Three-week suspension. [sighs] 1767 01:28:49,096 --> 01:28:52,433 This is not who I know you to be. 1768 01:28:52,566 --> 01:28:53,733 I know. 1769 01:28:57,737 --> 01:28:59,039 Where is my Ndebele vase? 1770 01:28:59,173 --> 01:29:02,076 What? [Ms. Heron] What do you mean, what? 1771 01:29:02,209 --> 01:29:05,112 You know, the colorful vase that's always in that window. 1772 01:29:05,246 --> 01:29:06,713 Where is it? 1773 01:29:07,414 --> 01:29:09,682 [teenagers clamoring] 1774 01:29:10,918 --> 01:29:13,921 I had some friends over when you were away. 1775 01:29:14,054 --> 01:29:15,156 Go. 1776 01:29:15,289 --> 01:29:16,656 Go do your homework! 1777 01:29:16,789 --> 01:29:18,959 Um, also... 1778 01:29:20,194 --> 01:29:22,563 I need you to sign my Calculus test, 1779 01:29:22,695 --> 01:29:24,064 'cause I'm failing. 1780 01:29:55,029 --> 01:29:56,363 Hey. 1781 01:29:56,497 --> 01:29:59,833 I guess you'll need this back to set an alarm for tomorrow. 1782 01:30:00,467 --> 01:30:01,902 Don't want it. 1783 01:30:02,036 --> 01:30:04,104 You only have one message. 1784 01:30:04,238 --> 01:30:06,840 From someone named Karen, who says: 1785 01:30:06,974 --> 01:30:10,277 "Donut worry. I am still your freend." 1786 01:30:14,582 --> 01:30:16,650 How bad is it gonna be tomorrow? 1787 01:30:16,783 --> 01:30:18,452 I was thinking maybe I should go back 1788 01:30:18,586 --> 01:30:19,987 to being homeschooled. 1789 01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:21,088 Sweetie, no. 1790 01:30:21,222 --> 01:30:22,856 It's too small, me and you. 1791 01:30:22,990 --> 01:30:24,825 And I think you're learning things now 1792 01:30:24,959 --> 01:30:27,027 that I don't know how to teach. 1793 01:30:33,234 --> 01:30:34,767 Good night. 1794 01:30:35,603 --> 01:30:37,404 Mom? Hmm? 1795 01:30:39,006 --> 01:30:43,277 Can you sit with me till I fall asleep? 1796 01:30:43,911 --> 01:30:45,112 Mm-hmm. 1797 01:30:56,457 --> 01:30:58,758 Oh, sweetie. [crying] 1798 01:31:00,227 --> 01:31:01,362 [sniffles] 1799 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,168 [breath trembling] 1800 01:31:18,812 --> 01:31:21,115 Oh, hi. Did you want to buy some drugs? 1801 01:31:21,248 --> 01:31:23,951 No, I was just handing my quiz back. 1802 01:31:24,084 --> 01:31:26,786 You know, when the police tore apart my house 1803 01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:28,355 looking for imaginary heroin, 1804 01:31:28,489 --> 01:31:31,492 I found this old calculator that I thought I lost, so... 1805 01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:33,227 totally worth it. 1806 01:31:33,927 --> 01:31:35,262 I'm really sorry. 1807 01:31:35,396 --> 01:31:36,630 Thank you. 1808 01:31:36,764 --> 01:31:38,732 But I know you didn't write that whole book yourself. 1809 01:31:38,866 --> 01:31:40,367 You gonna tell Mr. Duvall who did? 1810 01:31:41,602 --> 01:31:42,802 No. 1811 01:31:42,936 --> 01:31:44,872 Trying this new thing where I don't talk 1812 01:31:45,005 --> 01:31:46,307 about people behind their backs. 1813 01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:49,977 Getting hit by a bus seems like enough punishment. 1814 01:31:51,045 --> 01:31:53,514 100. Welcome back, nerd. 1815 01:31:55,282 --> 01:31:57,718 Will you be attending the Spring Fling this weekend? 1816 01:31:57,851 --> 01:31:59,987 No. Everyone hates me. 1817 01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:02,389 Perfect, because I figured out a way for you 1818 01:32:02,523 --> 01:32:03,657 to earn some extra credit. 1819 01:32:03,791 --> 01:32:05,292 Hey, Bird, you ready to suit up 1820 01:32:05,426 --> 01:32:07,361 and show off your math schquills? 1821 01:32:07,494 --> 01:32:09,396 Kev, stop trying to make "schquills" happen. It's not gonna happen. 1822 01:32:09,530 --> 01:32:12,933 Jacob, get off my dick. Hey! PG-13, please. 1823 01:32:24,278 --> 01:32:26,380 [drumroll] 1824 01:32:26,513 --> 01:32:28,182 [guitar strums] 1825 01:32:28,982 --> 01:32:30,217 [cymbal crashes] 1826 01:32:30,351 --> 01:32:32,920 Welcome to the ICMT State Math Championships. 1827 01:32:33,053 --> 01:32:34,823 Sponsored by SeatGeek. 1828 01:32:34,955 --> 01:32:36,357 Yeah, SeatGeek! 1829 01:32:36,490 --> 01:32:38,058 Tonight will be the culmination 1830 01:32:38,192 --> 01:32:40,994 of all you've worked for. [playing soulful tune] 1831 01:32:41,128 --> 01:32:43,063 Each right answer will be worth two points. 1832 01:32:43,197 --> 01:32:46,835 The highest score at the end of 40 minutes of play wins. 1833 01:32:46,967 --> 01:32:50,037 As always, no calculators. 1834 01:32:51,071 --> 01:32:53,907 Question one. Two, three, four! 1835 01:32:58,879 --> 01:33:01,949 Determine the equation of the tangent line to the graph. 1836 01:33:02,082 --> 01:33:03,150 [buzzer buzzes] 1837 01:33:03,283 --> 01:33:05,319 The answer is B. [moderator] Correct. 1838 01:33:05,452 --> 01:33:08,322 Solve the equation above using prime numbers. 1839 01:33:08,455 --> 01:33:10,624 [Marymount captain] Prime factor 41. 1840 01:33:10,758 --> 01:33:12,059 Correct. 1841 01:33:12,192 --> 01:33:13,862 Please solve for x. [buzzer buzzes] 1842 01:33:13,994 --> 01:33:16,096 x = 2? [moderator] Incorrect. 1843 01:33:16,230 --> 01:33:17,866 x is greater than the value of y. 1844 01:33:17,998 --> 01:33:19,967 Correct. 1845 01:33:21,201 --> 01:33:23,303 ♪ Stupid with love ♪ 1846 01:33:23,437 --> 01:33:26,106 ♪ I didn't get it ♪ 1847 01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:30,344 ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ 1848 01:33:30,477 --> 01:33:34,314 ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ 1849 01:33:34,448 --> 01:33:36,617 ♪ I didn't get it ♪ 1850 01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:37,785 [buzzer buzzes] Negative two! 1851 01:33:37,918 --> 01:33:38,853 Correct. 1852 01:33:38,986 --> 01:33:40,954 ♪ Stupid with love ♪ 1853 01:33:42,489 --> 01:33:44,792 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa Stupid with love ♪ [buzzer buzzes] 1854 01:33:44,925 --> 01:33:47,327 = mx + c. Correct. 1855 01:33:47,461 --> 01:33:49,596 ♪ Stupid with love ♪ 1856 01:33:51,265 --> 01:33:52,834 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa Stupid with love ♪ 1857 01:33:52,966 --> 01:33:54,301 Both polynomials are second degree, 1858 01:33:54,435 --> 01:33:55,969 so the asymptote is at y = 5. 1859 01:33:56,103 --> 01:33:57,538 Excellent. 1860 01:33:57,671 --> 01:33:59,239 ♪ I feel my brain Begin to rust ♪ 1861 01:33:59,373 --> 01:34:01,375 ♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪ 1862 01:34:01,508 --> 01:34:03,343 ♪ Does this guy work out? He must ♪ 1863 01:34:03,477 --> 01:34:05,546 ♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪ 1864 01:34:05,679 --> 01:34:09,783 ♪ Could that image be more hot? Let me just enjoy That thought ♪ 1865 01:34:09,918 --> 01:34:11,185 ♪ School was rough ♪ [Regina groans in pain] 1866 01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:12,286 ♪ But now it's not ♪ 1867 01:34:12,419 --> 01:34:13,520 [buzzer buzzes] Negative four? 1868 01:34:13,654 --> 01:34:14,823 [buzzer buzzes] True. 1869 01:34:14,955 --> 01:34:15,989 29? 1870 01:34:16,123 --> 01:34:17,124 The slope is zero. 1871 01:34:17,257 --> 01:34:18,392 Incorrect. [buzzer buzzes] 1872 01:34:18,525 --> 01:34:19,993 The slope of the tangent line is four. 1873 01:34:20,127 --> 01:34:22,696 Excellent. [music halts] 1874 01:34:22,831 --> 01:34:25,399 Well, this has only ever happened once before. 1875 01:34:25,532 --> 01:34:28,735 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. 1876 01:34:31,004 --> 01:34:32,239 In the event of a tie, 1877 01:34:32,372 --> 01:34:34,943 we move into a one-on-one sudden-death round 1878 01:34:35,075 --> 01:34:37,311 where each team may choose their opponent. 1879 01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,352 We pick the girl. 1880 01:34:46,955 --> 01:34:48,689 We pick the girl, too. 1881 01:34:51,358 --> 01:34:53,828 Ms. Krafft, Ms. Heron, please step forward. 1882 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:03,403 [band vocalizing] 1883 01:35:10,410 --> 01:35:13,313 Nice to meet you. Whatever, slut. 1884 01:35:13,447 --> 01:35:17,217 Contestants, please find the limit of this expression. 1885 01:35:21,588 --> 01:35:23,524 You know, it's not me against you. 1886 01:35:23,657 --> 01:35:27,227 It's North Shore versus Marymount. 1887 01:35:28,128 --> 01:35:29,998 A very wise teacher... [buzzer buzzes] 1888 01:35:30,130 --> 01:35:31,698 The limit is negative one. 1889 01:35:33,100 --> 01:35:35,068 That answer is incorrect. 1890 01:35:37,070 --> 01:35:40,073 If Ms. Heron can answer correctly, we have a winner. 1891 01:35:40,207 --> 01:35:42,743 You got this, Golf Bird. [Cady chuckles lightly] 1892 01:35:42,877 --> 01:35:45,947 Why can't I remember anything about limits? 1893 01:35:46,079 --> 01:35:48,248 Honey, I don't know your life. 1894 01:35:49,583 --> 01:35:51,585 Why did you waste time insulting me? 1895 01:35:51,718 --> 01:35:53,720 Why did I waste time judging your hair? 1896 01:35:53,855 --> 01:35:55,589 This is not a competition. 1897 01:35:56,290 --> 01:35:58,058 It kind of is, though. 1898 01:35:58,191 --> 01:35:59,827 Right. 1899 01:36:00,727 --> 01:36:02,195 A math one. 1900 01:36:03,363 --> 01:36:05,432 ♪ I was stupid ♪ 1901 01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:07,936 ♪ But now I get it ♪ 1902 01:36:08,068 --> 01:36:12,205 ♪ No what ifs, might haves Could have been if I had ♪ 1903 01:36:12,339 --> 01:36:14,508 ♪ Only tried, not held back ♪ 1904 01:36:14,641 --> 01:36:16,777 ♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪ 1905 01:36:16,911 --> 01:36:18,846 ♪ I see the things That I missed ♪ 1906 01:36:18,980 --> 01:36:21,148 ♪ No, that's not the me That I am ♪ 1907 01:36:21,281 --> 01:36:24,618 ♪ The limit It doesn't exist! ♪ [buzzer buzzes] 1908 01:36:25,452 --> 01:36:27,120 The limit does not exist. 1909 01:36:27,254 --> 01:36:30,123 Our new state champions, the North Shore Mathletes. 1910 01:36:30,257 --> 01:36:31,658 [cheering, laughing] 1911 01:36:31,792 --> 01:36:33,360 [cheering] 1912 01:36:34,394 --> 01:36:35,863 Yeah, you like that, Marymount? 1913 01:36:35,997 --> 01:36:38,198 Get some! Get some! 1914 01:36:38,332 --> 01:36:39,968 Don't hold me back! Don't hold me back! 1915 01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:41,936 ♪ Stupid with love ♪ 1916 01:36:42,603 --> 01:36:44,338 ♪ But now I get it ♪ 1917 01:36:44,471 --> 01:36:46,808 ♪ Stupid with love ♪ 1918 01:36:46,941 --> 01:36:48,943 ♪ But now I get it ♪ 1919 01:36:49,077 --> 01:36:50,777 ♪ Stupid with love ♪ 1920 01:36:50,912 --> 01:36:54,348 ♪ But now I get it Stupid! ♪ 1921 01:36:54,816 --> 01:36:55,682 Have you seen Jason? 1922 01:36:55,817 --> 01:36:57,952 Like right now or like ever in life? 1923 01:36:58,086 --> 01:36:59,419 Ohhh, miss! 1924 01:36:59,553 --> 01:37:01,755 I'm supposed to hang with my fallback in there 1925 01:37:01,889 --> 01:37:03,357 but, you know, if you wanted to slip out, 1926 01:37:03,490 --> 01:37:05,692 meet in my Jeep or... Jason! 1927 01:37:05,827 --> 01:37:07,061 It's me! 1928 01:37:07,194 --> 01:37:08,462 "Fallback"? 1929 01:37:08,595 --> 01:37:10,865 No, I... I know. Yeah, I knew the whole time. 1930 01:37:10,999 --> 01:37:12,967 No, we are done! 1931 01:37:13,101 --> 01:37:14,134 Because you know what? 1932 01:37:14,267 --> 01:37:18,138 I have a 140 IQ, very toned legs, 1933 01:37:18,271 --> 01:37:20,207 and my parents love me! 1934 01:37:20,340 --> 01:37:22,275 And you will regret this when you're old 1935 01:37:22,409 --> 01:37:24,678 because I am fricking fetch! 1936 01:37:24,812 --> 01:37:27,748 That's how you use it. Come on. 1937 01:37:28,215 --> 01:37:29,483 [chattering] 1938 01:37:29,616 --> 01:37:31,718 Okay, attention, everybody. 1939 01:37:32,519 --> 01:37:35,656 Whoo-hoo-hoo, let's go! 1940 01:37:39,359 --> 01:37:40,594 [water running] 1941 01:37:42,930 --> 01:37:44,164 Regina! 1942 01:37:46,968 --> 01:37:48,602 You look pretty. 1943 01:37:50,704 --> 01:37:53,240 I'm wearing a corrective neck collar. 1944 01:37:59,246 --> 01:38:02,616 I'm sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault. 1945 01:38:02,749 --> 01:38:04,952 No... No, it's not your fault. 1946 01:38:05,086 --> 01:38:07,721 Cady, don't apologize for things that aren't your fault. 1947 01:38:07,855 --> 01:38:10,657 But, yeah, I forgive you, 'cause... 1948 01:38:12,359 --> 01:38:14,128 I'm on a lot of pain medication right now. 1949 01:38:14,261 --> 01:38:16,931 You know I died for 15 seconds? 1950 01:38:17,065 --> 01:38:18,298 Yeah. 1951 01:38:19,599 --> 01:38:23,704 Anyway, my mom was really pumped to be on the news. 1952 01:38:23,838 --> 01:38:24,738 [both chuckle] 1953 01:38:24,872 --> 01:38:26,306 It's weird when people treat you 1954 01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:27,541 like you're famous or something. 1955 01:38:30,178 --> 01:38:31,645 Until it's not. 1956 01:38:33,081 --> 01:38:37,417 Look, I... I know I have to change. 1957 01:38:38,318 --> 01:38:40,353 And I was harsh. 1958 01:38:40,487 --> 01:38:41,956 And people say that I'm a bitch. 1959 01:38:42,090 --> 01:38:44,859 You know what they would call me if I was a boy? 1960 01:38:44,992 --> 01:38:47,627 Strong. "Reginald." 1961 01:38:47,761 --> 01:38:51,565 That's what my mom was gonna name me if I was a boy, so... 1962 01:38:51,698 --> 01:38:54,902 Honestly, I would rather be "bitch." 1963 01:38:55,837 --> 01:38:57,337 [Regina laughs] 1964 01:39:00,808 --> 01:39:02,642 I like you. 1965 01:39:02,776 --> 01:39:05,545 But this medicine makes me like everyone, so... 1966 01:39:05,679 --> 01:39:07,781 Okay, do we have all of our nominees 1967 01:39:07,915 --> 01:39:10,517 for the Spring Fling King and Queen onstage? 1968 01:39:10,650 --> 01:39:12,786 I just want to say you're all winners. 1969 01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:18,159 And I am retiring as soon as this evening is over. 1970 01:39:18,291 --> 01:39:19,426 [drumroll] 1971 01:39:19,559 --> 01:39:22,230 The winner of the Spring Fling King is... 1972 01:39:22,395 --> 01:39:24,098 Shane Oman. 1973 01:39:24,232 --> 01:39:26,100 [all cheering] 1974 01:39:26,234 --> 01:39:27,935 Whoo! Yeah! 1975 01:39:31,239 --> 01:39:32,472 Hey. 1976 01:39:33,941 --> 01:39:35,843 Um, have you seen Janis? 1977 01:39:35,977 --> 01:39:37,845 Every day since 2009. 1978 01:39:37,979 --> 01:39:39,446 But she doesn't want to see you. 1979 01:39:39,579 --> 01:39:42,150 And your Spring Fling Queen... 1980 01:39:42,282 --> 01:39:44,785 Damian, I'm... I'm really sorry. 1981 01:39:44,919 --> 01:39:47,255 Cady Heron. [all gasp] 1982 01:39:47,387 --> 01:39:49,824 What? I mean, of course she is. 1983 01:39:49,957 --> 01:39:52,325 [mathletes cheering] [students applauding] 1984 01:39:52,459 --> 01:39:54,327 Go, Cady! 1985 01:39:55,796 --> 01:39:56,998 Where is Cady? 1986 01:40:11,444 --> 01:40:12,847 Congratulations. 1987 01:40:16,851 --> 01:40:17,885 Um... 1988 01:40:19,053 --> 01:40:20,720 I think people voted for me 1989 01:40:20,855 --> 01:40:22,322 because they think I pushed someone 1990 01:40:22,455 --> 01:40:23,623 in front of a bus. 1991 01:40:23,757 --> 01:40:27,327 It's not your fault. A bus pushed me. 1992 01:40:30,998 --> 01:40:34,101 But what is my fault is 1993 01:40:34,235 --> 01:40:35,870 the way I treated my friends. 1994 01:40:37,305 --> 01:40:40,740 I used you and I lied to you and I'm... I'm so sorry. 1995 01:40:44,145 --> 01:40:46,546 I'm also sorry to everyone 1996 01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:48,615 whose feelings got hurt from the Burn Book. 1997 01:40:48,748 --> 01:40:50,284 You know, it's really not required 1998 01:40:50,417 --> 01:40:51,785 for you to make a speech. 1999 01:40:51,919 --> 01:40:54,188 Right. Almost done, I promise. Um... 2000 01:40:55,122 --> 01:40:58,960 I think everyone looks like royalty tonight. 2001 01:40:59,093 --> 01:41:04,932 It just seems weird for one person to win this. 2002 01:41:07,434 --> 01:41:10,370 I mean, it's just a chunk of plastic. 2003 01:41:12,372 --> 01:41:14,976 We could just share it. 2004 01:41:15,109 --> 01:41:16,911 [all gasp] 2005 01:41:18,846 --> 01:41:22,984 ♪ Cheap, fake Easy to break ♪ 2006 01:41:23,117 --> 01:41:26,053 ♪ That's how I used to be ♪ 2007 01:41:26,187 --> 01:41:28,688 Here... Take it. 2008 01:41:28,823 --> 01:41:30,992 ♪ Now I'm awake ♪ 2009 01:41:31,125 --> 01:41:33,727 ♪ I'll tell you what I see ♪ 2010 01:41:33,861 --> 01:41:36,763 ♪ Plastic don't shine Glitter don't shine ♪ 2011 01:41:36,898 --> 01:41:40,868 ♪ Rhinestones don't shine The way you do ♪ 2012 01:41:41,002 --> 01:41:44,171 ♪ You are so real You are so rare ♪ 2013 01:41:44,305 --> 01:41:47,074 ♪ I see you there ♪ [piece clatters] 2014 01:41:47,208 --> 01:41:50,644 ♪ I see you ♪ 2015 01:41:50,777 --> 01:41:52,880 ♪ I see stars ♪ 2016 01:41:53,014 --> 01:41:56,384 ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ 2017 01:41:56,516 --> 01:42:00,553 ♪ You could make diamonds dull ♪ 2018 01:42:00,687 --> 01:42:04,292 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 2019 01:42:04,424 --> 01:42:06,994 ♪ I see stars ♪ 2020 01:42:07,128 --> 01:42:10,697 ♪ You shine as bright as day ♪ 2021 01:42:10,831 --> 01:42:13,834 ♪ I will look out for you ♪ 2022 01:42:13,968 --> 01:42:17,671 ♪ We'll light each other's way ♪ 2023 01:42:17,804 --> 01:42:22,109 ♪ You're all stars ♪ 2024 01:42:23,777 --> 01:42:25,445 All right, have a good time, everyone. 2025 01:42:25,578 --> 01:42:26,479 No vaping. 2026 01:42:26,613 --> 01:42:27,681 Rachel Hamilton! 2027 01:42:27,815 --> 01:42:29,050 Give me that inhaler. 2028 01:42:43,697 --> 01:42:45,465 Are you still mad at me? 2029 01:42:45,598 --> 01:42:48,102 I don't know. Are you still an asshole? 2030 01:42:48,802 --> 01:42:50,537 I don't think so? 2031 01:42:56,609 --> 01:42:58,145 Cute. [chuckles] 2032 01:42:59,679 --> 01:43:02,249 ♪ Wherever darkness falls ♪ 2033 01:43:02,383 --> 01:43:07,421 ♪ I'll be the light ♪ 2034 01:43:07,554 --> 01:43:11,092 ♪ To guide you home ♪ 2035 01:43:11,225 --> 01:43:13,294 She sounds good. 2036 01:43:14,095 --> 01:43:16,596 But she does not go here, y'all. 2037 01:43:16,730 --> 01:43:19,766 Would you look over there? Oh, my gosh! 2038 01:43:21,836 --> 01:43:24,171 Do you want to dance? Yeah. 2039 01:43:25,572 --> 01:43:26,941 [both chuckle] 2040 01:43:28,809 --> 01:43:31,778 Congrats on winning state. The jacket looks, uh, really good on you. 2041 01:43:31,912 --> 01:43:35,515 Thanks. It has a pocket inside for a calculator. 2042 01:43:35,648 --> 01:43:36,951 What? Yeah. 2043 01:43:37,084 --> 01:43:38,085 Grool. 2044 01:43:39,519 --> 01:43:40,988 Grool. 2045 01:43:43,523 --> 01:43:46,626 ♪ You stars ♪ 2046 01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:50,297 ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ 2047 01:43:50,431 --> 01:43:53,000 ♪ I see stars ♪ 2048 01:43:53,134 --> 01:43:54,734 And that was the first time in history 2049 01:43:54,869 --> 01:43:57,138 that Spring Fling was actually fun. 2050 01:43:57,271 --> 01:44:01,876 Ms. Norbury and Mr. Duvall got wasted. JK, JK. 2051 01:44:02,009 --> 01:44:04,677 Karen discovered the safe joy 2052 01:44:04,812 --> 01:44:07,781 of dancing with theater boys. [Karen yelps] 2053 01:44:07,915 --> 01:44:11,651 And Plastics and Jocks partied with math nerds. 2054 01:44:11,785 --> 01:44:13,320 Janis danced to a pop song 2055 01:44:13,454 --> 01:44:15,189 and didn't burst into flames. 2056 01:44:15,856 --> 01:44:17,724 [Regina] Ow. Ow. Ow! 2057 01:44:17,858 --> 01:44:21,028 And everyone else just kind of floated. 2058 01:44:23,197 --> 01:44:25,366 So the moral of our story is thus: 2059 01:44:25,499 --> 01:44:27,868 Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter. 2060 01:44:28,002 --> 01:44:29,904 And even the people you really don't like 2061 01:44:30,037 --> 01:44:32,506 are still people who just want to coexist. 2062 01:44:32,639 --> 01:44:35,209 So get off their dicks! 2063 01:44:38,145 --> 01:44:40,214 ♪ I see ♪ 2064 01:44:40,347 --> 01:44:44,085 [all] ♪ Stars! ♪ 2065 01:44:44,218 --> 01:44:45,986 [students cheering] 2066 01:44:46,120 --> 01:44:48,089 ["Not My Fault" by Reneé Rapp & Megan Thee Stallion plays] 2067 01:44:48,222 --> 01:44:49,857 ♪ Where she at? What she doing? ♪ 2068 01:44:49,990 --> 01:44:51,859 ♪ Who she with And where she from? ♪ 2069 01:44:51,992 --> 01:44:53,793 ♪ Well, she's this Oh, she's that ♪ 2070 01:44:53,928 --> 01:44:56,030 ♪ She's a flight risk On the run ♪ 2071 01:44:56,163 --> 01:44:57,865 ♪ She's back, she's back ♪ 2072 01:44:57,998 --> 01:44:59,766 ♪ Yeah, I'm back, bitch Are you done? ♪ 2073 01:44:59,900 --> 01:45:03,504 ♪ Excuse me While I bite my tongue ♪ 2074 01:45:03,636 --> 01:45:07,541 ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ 2075 01:45:07,674 --> 01:45:11,278 ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ 2076 01:45:11,412 --> 01:45:15,483 ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ 2077 01:45:15,615 --> 01:45:18,486 ♪ Told you who I am And what it is It's not my fault ♪ 2078 01:45:18,618 --> 01:45:22,523 ♪ It's not my fault You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ 2079 01:45:22,655 --> 01:45:26,427 ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ 2080 01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:28,395 ♪ It's not my fault ♪ 2081 01:45:28,529 --> 01:45:30,397 ♪ You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ 2082 01:45:30,531 --> 01:45:32,566 ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ 2083 01:45:32,699 --> 01:45:34,634 ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ 2084 01:45:34,767 --> 01:45:38,305 ♪ Get her number, get her name Get a good thing While you can ♪ 2085 01:45:38,439 --> 01:45:42,543 ♪ Kiss a blonde, kiss a friend Can a gay girl get an amen? ♪ 2086 01:45:42,675 --> 01:45:46,080 ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ 2087 01:45:46,213 --> 01:45:49,984 ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ 2088 01:45:50,117 --> 01:45:54,054 ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ 2089 01:45:54,188 --> 01:45:56,223 ♪ I told you who I am And what it is ♪ 2090 01:45:56,357 --> 01:45:58,658 ♪ It's not my fault It's not my fault ♪ 2091 01:45:58,791 --> 01:46:01,095 ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ 2092 01:46:01,228 --> 01:46:02,997 ♪ It's not my fault ♪ 2093 01:46:03,130 --> 01:46:05,432 ♪ You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ 2094 01:46:05,566 --> 01:46:09,103 ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ 2095 01:46:09,236 --> 01:46:11,704 ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ 2096 01:46:11,839 --> 01:46:13,507 ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ 2097 01:46:13,641 --> 01:46:15,409 ♪ I mean, who wouldn't want To be in love with me ♪ 2098 01:46:15,543 --> 01:46:17,411 ♪ I'm a mood board Girls got to Pinterest me ♪ 2099 01:46:17,545 --> 01:46:19,446 ♪ I'm a stallion but they come And f... me like Trojan ♪ 2100 01:46:19,580 --> 01:46:21,681 ♪ And it wouldn't be me If I ain't cause commotion ♪ 2101 01:46:21,815 --> 01:46:24,385 ♪ I'm so bad Dudes thought I was AI I ballin' like AI ♪ 2102 01:46:24,518 --> 01:46:26,987 ♪ I stick to a whole lot Of paper like a stapler Stack like Jenga ♪ 2103 01:46:27,121 --> 01:46:28,721 ♪ And you basic bitch Get stroke like a painter ♪ 2104 01:46:28,856 --> 01:46:30,824 ♪ It's funny how the mean girl Open all the doors ♪ 2105 01:46:30,958 --> 01:46:32,960 ♪ I've been told y'all I'm the black Regina George ♪ 2106 01:46:33,093 --> 01:46:34,694 ♪ Bikini top, booty shorts Megan core ♪ 2107 01:46:34,828 --> 01:46:36,530 ♪ You was hating back then Now you finna hate more ♪ 2108 01:46:36,664 --> 01:46:38,499 ♪ I got influence They do anything I endorse ♪ 2109 01:46:38,632 --> 01:46:40,935 ♪ I run s... To be a bad bitch is a sport ♪ 2110 01:46:41,068 --> 01:46:43,470 ♪ I woke up hotter Than I was yesterday ♪ 2111 01:46:43,604 --> 01:46:47,740 ♪ Don't care about no rules 'Cause I always get my way ♪ 2112 01:46:47,875 --> 01:46:49,410 ♪ It's not my fault ♪ 2113 01:46:49,543 --> 01:46:51,812 ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ 2114 01:46:51,946 --> 01:46:55,249 ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ 2115 01:46:55,382 --> 01:46:59,119 ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ 2116 01:46:59,253 --> 01:47:02,156 ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ 2117 01:47:02,289 --> 01:47:03,723 ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ 2118 01:47:03,857 --> 01:47:06,193 [cheers, applause] 2119 01:47:06,327 --> 01:47:08,596 ♪ A sexy Quint From sexy Jaws ♪ 2120 01:47:08,728 --> 01:47:10,264 ♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪ 2121 01:47:10,397 --> 01:47:13,601 ♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪ 2122 01:47:13,733 --> 01:47:17,504 ♪ I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪ 2123 01:47:17,638 --> 01:47:22,309 ♪ I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! ♪ 2124 01:47:34,154 --> 01:47:36,190 ♪ Happy Halloween! ♪ 2125 01:47:39,627 --> 01:47:42,896 ♪ This is Modern feminism talkin' ♪ 2126 01:47:43,030 --> 01:47:46,799 ♪ Watch me as I run the world In shoes I cannot walk in ♪ 2127 01:47:46,934 --> 01:47:50,137 ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ 2128 01:47:50,271 --> 01:47:53,807 ♪ And sex... sex ♪ 2129 01:47:53,941 --> 01:47:58,679 ♪ Sexy! ♪ 2130 01:47:58,812 --> 01:48:01,181 I'm a sexy mouse. Duh! 2131 01:49:56,430 --> 01:49:59,299 ["Someone Gets Hurt" by Reneé Rapp playing] 2132 01:52:00,587 --> 01:52:01,655 You're next. 2133 01:52:01,788 --> 01:52:04,525 You could be really hot if you change, like, 2134 01:52:04,658 --> 01:52:06,093 everything.163633