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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house
is sorta... gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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I don't have coverage
for tornadoes.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay. Just asking.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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(all cheer)
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ADULT SHELDON:
Heidelberg is considered
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one of the most beautiful cities
in Germany.
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Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,
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the Schloss Schwetzingen.
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But I couldn't care less.
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The only sights I wanted to see
were the looks of awe
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on the faces of
my fellow students
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as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.
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Cylinders that are smaller
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than ten to the minus-35 meters.
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(all laugh)
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What's happening?
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You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?
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You're darn tootin' we do.
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So who goofed?
(laughter)
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You did, dummkopf.
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Dummkopf? You're calling me
a dummy?
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Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
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Mr. Ziegler.
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He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
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Wait, what's the
Calabi-Yau manifold?
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(laughter)
Dummkopf.
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ADULT SHELDON:
I was quickly learning
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not all Germans were the warm,
fun-loving people
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I was led to believe.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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And then they laughed
at me for not knowing
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something that they knew.
Who does that?
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You do.
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Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.
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Your child is hurting.
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Sorry.
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There, there.
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I guess that'll do.
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Now, how about a hot beverage?
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Good crowd today.
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It's not enough. We need more.
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What are you talking about?
We're raking it in.
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We got wall-to-wall chumps.
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Hey!
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Not you. The other chumps.
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We're raking in quarters.
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I got a house to rebuild.
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You want to raise
the price?
Nope.
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I'm thinking bigger.
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Table games.
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Maybe a roulette wheel.
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Whoa. These machines are
already a gray area.
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Table games are
big-time illegal.
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You know why?
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Because they make
big-time money.
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What are the cops gonna say?
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"Thank you for
my new fishing boat"?
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Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
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I've got a family
to take care of.
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Nobody's going to jail.
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Please, just take a moment
to think about it.
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Fine.
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We're doing it.
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(laughs)
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(doorbell rings)
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Jim.
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Hey, sorry to just
drop by, but I found
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some of Mandy's
old baby stuff.
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Figured I'd bring it over.
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Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
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She took the baby
for a check-up,
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but you're welcome to wait.
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Have a beer, watch the Astros.
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A beer in the middle
of the afternoon?
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Your wife okay with that?
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My wife's in Germany.
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Oh, my.
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For the whole summer.
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You're living the dream. Mmm.
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Come on.
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Hey, Missy. Hey.
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Oh, two-for-one green beans.
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Oh, look at that, you got
everybody pitching in.
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Good for you.
Well, I am a head coach.
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It's what I do.
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Hey, that's not where the caps
go; we talked about this.
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Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
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She the assistant coach?
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She might own the team.
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Use the coasters.
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Professor Salzman,
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I just wanted to let you know
that I studied up
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and am now well-versed
in the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Okay.
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It was never part
of the curriculum
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at East Texas Tech.
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East Texas Tech?
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Sounds charming.
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It's actually quite humid. Regardless,
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I'm ready to reassert myself
as class leader.
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Your classmates are from
some of the most elite
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universities in the world.
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There is no East MIT.
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Well, I would have gone
to a better school,
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but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.
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Sheldon, at some point we ask
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of the piano-playing dog
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not, "Are you a dog?"
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but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"
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Excuse me?
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(sighs)
You are far behind
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many of your peers.
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I have no peers.
I think they would agree.
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Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.
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Me tutor them?
No.
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You tutor me?
No.
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Me tutor you?
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Miss Chen.
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Yes, Professor?
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You have an undergraduate degree
in education, ja?
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Yes, sir.
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Teach him.
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(people cheering)
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No more bets.
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What the hell?
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Where'd you get the table?
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I know a guy.
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Where'd you get him?
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He's the guy.
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Red 12.
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No winners.
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Oh-ho, there's a winner.
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Can we even trust him?
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Herman? Look at that baby face.
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He says, on a good night,
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one table can throw off
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a thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of diapers, Georgie.
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Huh.
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Maybe even a nanny.
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Huh!
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How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?
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HERMAN:
Red 16.
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No winners.
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(baby fussing)
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Hey, could you watch her
for a little while?
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I would, but I gotta get
to the grocery store
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if dinner's gonna be ready.
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GEORGE SR.:
Three-fifty.
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Three hundred and fifty dollars
for a dining room set?
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You must be crazy.
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That's what you said
about the jet ski,
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but I nailed it. Well...
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You guys having a good time?
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Oh, yeah, great time.
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It's over. Wha...
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Well, what about
Showcase Showdown?
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Here we go. Green beans.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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That's not the one
on the coupon.
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You want... Bottom row.
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Ooh, good catch.
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Missy'd have had my ass.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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All righty, now.
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(knock on door)
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Hello?
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Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.
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Oh, he's helping you?
Isn't that nice.
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No, I'm helping him.
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Sorry?
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I'm tutoring him.
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Excuse me just a minute.
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Shelly?
(knocks on door)
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Your tutor's here.
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I've been thinking about it.
We should go home.
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Why?
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I miss Dad and football.
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The whole shebang.
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Honey, are you sure
this isn't because
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you need a tutor,
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and she's a little girl?
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Leave me alone.
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Didn't you say that
you wanted to come here
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to learn new things
and expand your horizons?
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What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
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Oh, nobody thinks that.
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I do. I thought
we'd get started
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with anti-de Sitter space.
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That sounds fun. What's that?
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I wish I could tell you.
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Oh, um...
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Come on, I just gave you a hint.
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We solve for the geodesics.
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Wrong.
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Ow! Why'd you hit me?
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Pain is the best teacher.
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You're a very
impressive little girl,
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but there's a saying.
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At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.
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You have to play the piano well.
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I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.
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Of course you are.
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(Mary chuckles)
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What?
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Sorry, just a funny part
of the Bible.
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MISSY:
...for the food we're about
to receive,
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and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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And for the hands what went
to the store and bought it.
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(door shuts)
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Sorry, had a tough time
getting her down.
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She had horrible gas.
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Well, that's weird.
She was an angel with us.
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(baby crying)
Maybe she's hungry.
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Maybe she's teething.
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You know what, let her suck
on a Slim Jim.
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Ooh! Two birds.
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You're awful quiet tonight.
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Oh, just work stuff.
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Huh, I wouldn't have thought
running a laundromat
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would be all that stressful.
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(electronic whistles and bells)
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Well, Dad, you run
your own business.
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You know what it's like
dealing with the public.
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That I do. Actually,
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I had a guy the other day
came in
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returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,
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way past warranty.
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Put up quite a stink, too.
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How'd you handle it?
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Gave him a new set of tires.
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I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
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but got a customer for life.
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Smart. I could learn
a lot from you.
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Well, you can learn a lot
from your father, too.
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Hmm. All right,
what you got, big man?
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Uh, well...
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(telephone rings)
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Saved by the bell.
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(ringing continues)
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Would it kill anyone
to say "thank you"
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for this delicious meal?
GEORGE SR.:
Hello.
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Thanks.
Thank you.
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GEORGE SR.:
Hang on.
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Jim, it's your wife.
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Hi, honey.
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I am sorry,
I lost track of time.
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I was playing with the baby,
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who, I got to tell you,
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looks more and more
like you every day...
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Okey-dokey,
I will be right home.
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Five minutes.
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Gotta go.
268
00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:49,842
(sighs)
269
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:52,842
What?
270
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:53,962
Nothing.
271
00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:57,522
Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.
272
00:09:58,522 --> 00:10:00,762
Nothing's wrong.
273
00:10:00,762 --> 00:10:02,442
(sighs)
274
00:10:03,442 --> 00:10:04,642
Just tell me.
275
00:10:04,642 --> 00:10:06,362
Is it that obvious?
276
00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:07,402
Yes.
277
00:10:09,122 --> 00:10:10,842
All right.
278
00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:12,602
Meemaw put a roulette wheel
in the slot room,
279
00:10:12,602 --> 00:10:14,802
and I'm real worried about it.
280
00:10:14,802 --> 00:10:16,682
Why?
281
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:19,922
The slots are already
in a gray area.
282
00:10:19,922 --> 00:10:22,282
A roulette wheel could
land us in jail.
283
00:10:22,282 --> 00:10:24,762
Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.
284
00:10:24,762 --> 00:10:26,442
I did, but she said
it could throw off
285
00:10:26,442 --> 00:10:27,922
a thousand dollars a day.
286
00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:29,602
Oh.
287
00:10:29,602 --> 00:10:30,802
Then do it.
288
00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,762
But I could go to jail.
289
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,042
(scoffs) I'll wait for you.
290
00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,482
I thought you'd be on my side.
291
00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,362
Georgie, I am on your side.
292
00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:41,682
In fact, we should
get married sooner
293
00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:44,282
so that I can't
testify against you.
294
00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:46,802
And also because you love me.
295
00:10:46,802 --> 00:10:48,642
Thousand bucks a day?
296
00:10:48,642 --> 00:10:50,962
You bet I love you.
297
00:10:52,661 --> 00:10:55,181
So listen,
I thought it over
298
00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:58,261
and decided
the risk is worth it.
299
00:10:58,261 --> 00:11:00,181
Good. Mandy on board?
300
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,941
I didn't ask.
301
00:11:01,941 --> 00:11:03,781
Glad she brought you around.
302
00:11:03,781 --> 00:11:06,221
Listen, why don't you
shadow Herman,
303
00:11:06,221 --> 00:11:07,541
see how it's done.
304
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:10,221
You want me to run the wheel?
305
00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,621
We should
be ready.
306
00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:13,101
(coughs)
307
00:11:13,101 --> 00:11:15,141
It's the bottom of the ninth
for this guy.
308
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,301
HERMAN:
Red 12.
309
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,781
No winners.
310
00:11:17,781 --> 00:11:19,261
(gasping)
311
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,261
You okay?
312
00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:21,261
Yeah.
313
00:11:21,261 --> 00:11:23,101
I got just the one lung.
314
00:11:24,181 --> 00:11:26,301
Connie said
you'd show me the ropes.
315
00:11:26,301 --> 00:11:27,701
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
316
00:11:27,701 --> 00:11:29,781
You'll catch on in no time.
317
00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:32,781
No more bets.
318
00:11:32,781 --> 00:11:34,541
So, we bought this
table from you?
319
00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:36,021
Oh, yeah.
320
00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:38,501
I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.
321
00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,261
Until it got shut down.
322
00:11:40,261 --> 00:11:41,821
Cops?
323
00:11:41,821 --> 00:11:43,221
Oh, no, nothing like that.
324
00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:44,981
Dixie mafia.
325
00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:46,701
They threatened to cut off my...
326
00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:50,541
Red 16.
327
00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:52,821
Cut off your what?
328
00:11:54,661 --> 00:11:56,861
Wrong.
What is wrong
about this?
329
00:11:56,861 --> 00:11:58,821
You didn't account for
all the dimensions.
330
00:11:58,821 --> 00:12:01,261
The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.
331
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,541
Only if
there's fermions.
332
00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:03,861
Without fermions, there could be
333
00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:05,461
up to 26 dimensions.
334
00:12:05,461 --> 00:12:08,021
What? Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis
335
00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:10,621
never mentioned
26 dimensions.
Who are they?
336
00:12:10,621 --> 00:12:12,301
They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.
337
00:12:12,301 --> 00:12:13,861
I've never heard of them.
338
00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,301
Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.
339
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,981
I recently studied with
Henry W. Kendall.
340
00:12:17,981 --> 00:12:20,701
The Nobel Prize winner
for his pioneering research
341
00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:22,261
on the deep inelastic scattering
342
00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:24,461
of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?
343
00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:27,141
Yes.
Never heard of him.
344
00:12:28,301 --> 00:12:30,461
Try again.
345
00:12:35,461 --> 00:12:36,781
Oh, I see the problem.
346
00:12:36,781 --> 00:12:38,021
This is stupid.
347
00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:39,541
You can't just
invent dimensions.
348
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,941
There's this one,
349
00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:43,141
this one and this one.
350
00:12:44,141 --> 00:12:46,661
You forgot
the dimension of time.
351
00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:50,781
Ow. Thank you.
352
00:12:59,861 --> 00:13:01,541
(inhales sharply)
353
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:03,221
(coughs)
354
00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:04,781
You want to sit down
or something?
355
00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:08,301
I sit down,
I might not ever get up.
356
00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,821
Uh-oh.
357
00:13:12,821 --> 00:13:14,781
Dixie mafia.
358
00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:16,381
What do we do?
359
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:18,861
Just stay calm.
Let me do the talking.
360
00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:20,861
Who's in charge here?
361
00:13:20,861 --> 00:13:22,101
He is.
362
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,941
Give us the money.
363
00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:26,461
I-I can't.
364
00:13:26,461 --> 00:13:27,821
I have a daughter to support.
365
00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:31,541
Hope she likes being
an only child.
366
00:13:32,861 --> 00:13:34,181
(gasps)
367
00:13:38,941 --> 00:13:40,501
(sighs)
368
00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:43,861
What're you doing up?
369
00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:45,581
Can't sleep.
370
00:13:45,581 --> 00:13:46,941
Same.
371
00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:48,261
You want some tea?
372
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,901
Hot tea?
373
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,621
What am I, the Queen of England?
374
00:13:52,621 --> 00:13:54,021
You okay?
375
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:56,501
Don't become an adult. It sucks.
376
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,261
(scoffs) Too late.
377
00:13:58,261 --> 00:14:00,221
Do you know how much it costs
to feed a family these days?
378
00:14:00,221 --> 00:14:01,901
If it wasn't for double coupons,
379
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,661
I don't know how we'd manage.
380
00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:07,381
Well, making the money's
no picnic either.
381
00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:09,941
I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,
382
00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:12,261
but... (sighs)
383
00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:13,861
...it's really
working my last nerve.
384
00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:15,941
I spend my whole day
holding this house together
385
00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:17,301
and no one even says,
"Thank you."
386
00:14:17,301 --> 00:14:18,461
I get it.
387
00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:19,781
I get home from work,
388
00:14:19,781 --> 00:14:21,181
but does anyone ask
how my day was?
389
00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:22,621
How was your day?
390
00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:24,061
Don't ask.
391
00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:27,501
Why do we
even do it?
392
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,381
Well, I got
a fiancée and a baby,
393
00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:32,261
and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.
394
00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:33,621
Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
395
00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:35,501
I mean why do I do it?
396
00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:39,341
(telephone ringing)
397
00:14:43,941 --> 00:14:45,461
Hello.
398
00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:47,661
Why did you never tell me
there's 26 dimensions?
399
00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,301
What?
400
00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:51,141
I'm in Heidelberg
and I'm studying string theory,
401
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,301
and I'm now drastically behind,
thanks to you.
402
00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:57,501
Sheldon, it's 3:00
in the morning.
403
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,741
Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
404
00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:02,661
That explains why
I'm hanging up.
405
00:15:02,661 --> 00:15:04,421
I had to be tutored by a child
406
00:15:04,421 --> 00:15:05,941
and the professor
called me a dummkopf.
407
00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:08,021
(chuckles)
Now I'm glad you called.
408
00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:09,621
I don't like it here.
409
00:15:09,621 --> 00:15:11,541
I miss being
the smartest one in class.
410
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,421
Son, if you're
always the smartest,
411
00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:15,101
you're never learning anything.
412
00:15:15,101 --> 00:15:17,621
Interesting. So what do I do?
413
00:15:17,621 --> 00:15:18,701
Listen.
414
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,541
I'm listening.
415
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,061
No, that's the answer.
416
00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:23,901
Try doing something
you're truly awful at:
417
00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:25,461
just shut up and listen.
418
00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:26,621
But what if I...
419
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,861
When you're in class, listen.
420
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,301
But I could...
(line disconnects)
421
00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:37,101
Guess I should pee.
422
00:15:43,221 --> 00:15:45,101
What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?
423
00:15:45,101 --> 00:15:47,021
I did, and I'm eating it.
424
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:49,101
And when I'm done,
I'm gonna go watch TV
425
00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:51,981
while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.
426
00:15:52,941 --> 00:15:54,301
But...
427
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,661
you were doing great,
so grown-up,
428
00:15:56,661 --> 00:15:57,781
cooking and cleaning.
429
00:15:57,781 --> 00:15:59,621
Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.
430
00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:03,541
I thought we had
a whole thing going here.
431
00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:04,941
Now we have a new thing.
432
00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:06,141
Look at the fridge.
433
00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:10,941
Chore chart?
434
00:16:10,941 --> 00:16:12,541
That's right.
435
00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:15,381
You realize it's my job
that pays for all this.
436
00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:17,661
That is true. Thank you.
437
00:16:17,661 --> 00:16:19,381
You're welcome.
438
00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:20,821
And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry
439
00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:22,021
and taking out the garbage.
440
00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:23,821
What about Georgie?
441
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:24,941
Look at the chart.
442
00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:26,181
Georgie mows
the lawn
443
00:16:26,181 --> 00:16:27,381
and cleans
the toilet.
444
00:16:28,381 --> 00:16:29,781
(chuckles)
445
00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,021
PROFESSOR SALZMAN:
One should not even
446
00:16:33,021 --> 00:16:37,141
attempt to unify
type-one und type-two...
447
00:16:37,141 --> 00:16:38,701
ADULT SHELDON:
I wanted to give up
and run away,
448
00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:40,381
but I had read
enough comic books
449
00:16:40,381 --> 00:16:42,021
to know that heroes don't quit.
450
00:16:42,021 --> 00:16:45,781
Instead of running,
I decided to stay
451
00:16:45,781 --> 00:16:48,621
and face the biggest challenge
I've ever had:
452
00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:50,261
keeping my mouth shut.
453
00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:53,381
Any thoughts on
the compactification of
454
00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:54,981
the extra dimensions here?
455
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:57,261
("Da Da Da" by Trio playing)
456
00:16:57,261 --> 00:16:59,181
ADULT SHELDON:
Mmm.
457
00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:01,381
Ja.
One must conserve
458
00:17:01,381 --> 00:17:03,301
the unbroken supercharges.
459
00:17:03,301 --> 00:17:05,621
Und the spherical
Hankel transform
460
00:17:05,621 --> 00:17:07,981
of this
equation is...
461
00:17:07,981 --> 00:17:10,221
♪ ♪
462
00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:13,261
ADULT SHELDON:
This turned out to be
a pivotal moment in my life.
463
00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:16,621
By being open
to people smarter than me,
464
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,941
I grew as both a man
and a scientist.
465
00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:23,301
Humble, brilliant...
466
00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:25,141
I really am the whole package.
467
00:17:25,141 --> 00:17:26,181
♪ ♪
468
00:17:31,701 --> 00:17:32,901
(knock on door)
469
00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:33,941
Hey.
470
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,381
What brings you by?
471
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:36,781
Well, I finished
my honey-do list,
472
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,701
so Audrey gave me
the afternoon off.
473
00:17:39,781 --> 00:17:41,221
Come on in.
474
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:43,461
All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.
475
00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:45,101
Well, this isn't fun.
476
00:17:45,101 --> 00:17:46,621
I didn't make
the chore chart.
477
00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:48,181
Just grab
a corner.
478
00:17:48,181 --> 00:17:49,581
There is
no corner.
479
00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:50,781
(toilet flushes)
480
00:17:50,781 --> 00:17:52,181
Georgie, give
us a hand.
481
00:17:52,181 --> 00:17:54,181
Oh, you don't want me
touching anything.
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