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You love them. 6 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:21,187 They are the most iconic comedy duo of all time-- 7 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,773 Kate Berlant and John Early. 8 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:27,193 [audio glitching] Now almost 20 years after... 9 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,904 Now almost 20 years after their infamous falling-out, 10 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:32,449 they're finally reunited. 11 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:35,201 I'll find out, can Kate Berlant and John Early 12 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:36,786 put the past behind them... 13 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:37,829 - [screams] 14 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,498 - And make America laugh again? 15 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,126 - Hey, yo, I think I'm kind of a Kate. 16 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,961 - Oh, yeah, you definitely a Kate. 17 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,254 - [laughs] 18 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,631 - Oh, wait, that makes me a John. 19 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:49,966 Damn! 20 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,593 - The moment the world has been waiting for, 21 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,179 Kate and John together again. 22 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,390 - Shh! It's starting. 23 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,351 - With me, Meredith Vieira. 24 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,312 [light music] 25 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,064 * * 26 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,775 Good evening. I'm Meredith Vieira. 27 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:09,569 In a world divided more and more every day, 28 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,780 there's one thing we can all agree on-- 29 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:15,075 Kate Berlant and John Early are funny. 30 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,826 From their hit television series 31 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:20,246 that started it all, "He's Gay, She's Half-Jewish," 32 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,707 to their record-breaking blockbuster films, 33 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,001 they are arguably the most iconic 34 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,961 and influential comedy duo 35 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:29,631 in the history of entertainment. 36 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,132 So what happened? 37 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,511 As they tap-danced their way into the hearts of billions, 38 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:38,515 behind the scenes was a story of discord, deception, 39 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,725 and artificial insemination. 40 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,436 Tonight the two of them will sit down together 41 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:46,064 for the first time in almost 20 years 42 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:50,944 for this exclusive "POV, Point of Vieira" interview. 43 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:53,863 [upbeat music] 44 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,242 Come on in. 45 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,618 both: [whispering] Hi. 46 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,829 - It's a pleasure. - Thank you so much. 47 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:05,125 both: [normal voice] Thank you for doing this. 48 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,626 Oh, here he is. 49 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:07,961 - Meredith. - Oh, wow. 50 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,295 - Hello, there. 51 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,630 - [whispering] Nice to meet you. 52 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,674 - [whispering] Thank you for having us. 53 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,301 - [normal voice] Let me let you have your moment. 54 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,303 [both sigh] - Hoo! 55 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:18,930 - Wah! [laughter] 56 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,598 - I-I, um... 57 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,766 This is a shock. 58 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,477 - Wow. Wow. - To actually see you, 59 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,938 I actually have to remove these to finally actually see. 60 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,481 - Hi, Kate. - Yeah. 61 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,567 There you are. - It's your friend John. 62 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,861 - Oh. 63 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:36,990 - I really want to know what went wrong? 64 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,993 [serious music] 65 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:47,208 * * 66 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,797 - Oh, it's, like, really cute here. 67 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,799 - Yeah, this is a really cool group. 68 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,134 - John, I did not read the book. 69 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,344 - Oh, please, me neither. 70 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,678 Apparently it's not that kind of thing. 71 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,555 - Oh, it's more of a hang. - It's more of a hang. 72 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,016 - Okay. - Okay, cool. 73 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,893 - Hi. - Welcome. 74 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,227 - Hi. - Thank you. 75 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,687 - All right, welcome everyone. 76 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,190 So we're here today to discuss 77 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:13,526 "Clancy's Reward" by Paul Floor. 78 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,653 And as usual, we're gonna just try to adhere 79 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,864 to a nonhierarchical format. 80 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,950 Jump in when you feel moved to speak. 81 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:25,705 And with that, in that spirit, I will stop talking. 82 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,041 [laughter] 83 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,251 - I'll start. 84 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,004 I just felt like the whole breaking away 85 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,716 from the auto-fiction trend was so self-conscious 86 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,094 and, like, it defeated its own purpose. 87 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:41,388 - I thought it was exhausting. 88 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,723 It felt like one long apology. 89 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,518 - Floor is trying to attend to... 90 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:49,562 [all speaking at once] 91 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,482 [up-tempo classical music] 92 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,609 * * 93 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,528 - I mean, like, boo-hoo, you have another book deal? 94 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,113 - Fucking blew my mind. 95 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,573 [all speaking at once] 96 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,784 - What am I in, a Paul Floor book? 97 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,202 - Kate, John, 98 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,746 do you want to share some of your initial impressions 99 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,832 or thoughts about the text? 100 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,794 - Yeah. 101 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:22,429 - I loved it. I loved it. - Loved it, completely. 102 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,763 Loved it completely. - Loved it. 103 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,557 Loved it in a way where I'm just, like, 104 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,600 "I loved it, period." 105 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,853 - What did you love about it, Kate? 106 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,604 - You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? 107 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,606 I think that people who look like me 108 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,608 have had the stage for so long, 109 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,318 the microphone for so long. - Yeah. 110 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,737 - I just kind of feel like, as a way to rectify, like, 111 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,280 the sins of my ancestors-- 112 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,282 You know, by the way, I hate you guys. 113 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:45,618 I really do. Um... 114 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,746 I'm gonna give the floor to someone else. 115 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,414 - Uh, John, do you have any thoughts 116 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,832 that you want to share? 117 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,959 I mean, any impressions you have are welcome here. 118 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,544 - Well, I'm gay. 119 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,006 I'm gay. 120 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,800 And I just want to get right out in front of that, you know, 121 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,803 'cause I have to wake up to that every morning. 122 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:07,307 It's not just a hat that I can take off. 123 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,808 - What did you think of the book? 124 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,061 - Where were you guys when you finished it? I'll start. 125 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:14,564 I remember being in my bedroom and getting to the end, 126 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,649 and going... [sighs] 127 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,401 From, like, that feeling of completion. 128 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,154 - Yeah, I felt like for me, the book was so, like, big. 129 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,782 I kind of had this experience, like, kind of being, like, 130 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,158 "I'm so little." 131 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,868 You know, kind of, like, almost, like, crushed by it. 132 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,161 But equally, 133 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,913 I was really interested in this dynamic, Ted. 134 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:31,748 I was equally interested in this dynamic, 135 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,458 kind of, like, being almost, like, on top of the book, 136 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,668 like... [slams book] 137 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,252 But sometimes there was such liberation, 138 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,130 such a pleasure and kind of feeling myself being erased... 139 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,758 and kind of going... 140 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,387 [sighs] It was that push and pull that I found so erotic, 141 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,973 obviously, but also... 142 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,100 playful. - Mm. 143 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,977 - And I don't think we marry eroticism 144 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,354 to play enough culturally 145 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,607 because we're so focused on... 146 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,609 a 9:00 to 5:00. 147 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,194 - It's fine if you didn't read the book. 148 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,530 Like, honestly, it was bad. 149 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,532 Like, I wish I didn't read it. 150 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,951 It's fine if anyone didn't read it, you know. 151 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,995 - There are people in this room who didn't read the book? 152 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,455 - I read it. 153 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,915 - There are people in this fucking room who didn't read 154 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,542 the fucking book? - Okay, I mean-- 155 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,335 - Fess up! - Yeah. 156 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,212 - Um, I definitely read the book. 157 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,047 I made notes. 158 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,966 - It is kind of hurtful if people didn't read the book, 159 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,427 'cause, like, if you take time to read it 160 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:28,555 and people didn't, like, it just sucks. 161 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:29,931 - It sucks. 162 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,892 - We know you didn't read the book, but it's okay. 163 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,395 You can stay and, like, you know, 164 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,980 watch the conversation. 165 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,405 - Is there a toast smell? 166 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,032 Are you guys smelling that toast? 167 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,033 [sniffs] - What? 168 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,035 - Who brought a toaster from home 169 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:53,038 and is making toast during this book club? 170 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,248 I'm just saying, there's a burning-- 171 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,125 - Oh, John, John, John, John. 172 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,252 - Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 173 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,087 Kate, I'm fine. Sorry. 174 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,672 It's a little--I'm fine. 175 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,090 Just a burning-toast smell. 176 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,259 - If you legitimately smell burnt toast, 177 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,677 that's cause for concern. 178 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,095 - Casey, Casey, I'm fine. 179 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,056 I just think someone outside maybe is making toast, 180 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,266 maybe a friendly neighbor, and it's just wafting through the-- 181 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,769 - Oh, my God. W-W--Oh, my God. - Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 182 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,354 - Maybe we should call an ambulance. 183 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,022 - John. Oh, my God, we can't continue the discussion. 184 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,398 Oh, my God. John. 185 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,941 - Does this happen to him often? 186 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,485 - I finished the book. - John. John. 187 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,778 - I finished the book. - He finished it. 188 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,945 He really finished it. 189 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,822 - Babe, did you call 911? - Yeah. 190 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,658 - Are you proud? I finished "Clancy's Reward." 191 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,202 - You should definitely call an ambulance. 192 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,329 I'm so sorry to have to end the discussion early. 193 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,247 [whispering] Thank you. - [whispering] You're welcome. 194 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,917 - We can't continue. - We came prepared. 195 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,465 [upbeat music] 196 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,342 - Welcome back to "Point of Vieira." 197 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,927 I'm Meredith Vieira. 198 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,929 Let's get back to our exclusive interview 199 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,807 with Kate Berlant and John Early. 200 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:57,102 How does it feel to be sitting here together 201 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,937 after so many years? 202 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,230 - I needed this. 203 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,065 I think I'm actually now really looking around-- 204 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,775 - Cathartic. - It's really cathartic. 205 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,194 - Yeah. - I'm getting a little dizzy. 206 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,195 - Oh, jeez. - Oh. 207 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,279 - I'm fine. - Okay. 208 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,864 - I'm gonna move through it. - Okay. 209 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,200 - But I'm getting a little dizzy. 210 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:15,161 - For you, John, same feelings? - [squeals] Uh... 211 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,080 - I'm sorry. - I feel really good. 212 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,457 - We can't hear you, sweetie. - I feel good. 213 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,043 - You look--I'm looking at you. 214 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,796 It's so strange 'cause you look 12, but you also look 60. 215 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,841 And I love the shading, 216 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,801 and you finally found a foundation that matches. 217 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,136 - You know, it's so funny. 218 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,971 Obviously, I haven't seen you in years. 219 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,848 - Yeah, I know, years, years. 220 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,641 - You know, I haven't seen you in person, 221 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,352 Um...I haven't seen you in person, 222 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,980 but I also haven't seen you just kind of reflected 223 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,815 anywhere in the culture, so what have you been up to? 224 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,817 - I've been really good. I've been busy. 225 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,402 I've been in New York doing theater. 226 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,778 - Aw! 227 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,613 - It's just kind of the first love of mine. 228 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,949 But, mostly, I'm busy with my foundations. 229 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,451 That is really what keeps me occupied. 230 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,660 - You have foundations? - Yeah. 231 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,037 I've started many foundations. 232 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,705 And that's where I really pour my energy now. 233 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,248 - What foundations? - My foundations. 234 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,458 - Which ones? 235 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,667 - A lot of work, but it's so worth it. 236 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,835 Hmm? - Which foundations? 237 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,504 - Which foundation? - Name one. 238 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,881 - Which foundation would I name? 239 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,591 Do you see? - One of them, yeah. 240 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,717 - Which foundation, you know, 241 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,801 and if you come down to the office-- 242 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,178 - It's almost Irish. Which foundation? 243 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,846 - I didn't go Irish at all with that. 244 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,556 I didn't go Irish when I said foundation. 245 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,767 - Now she's fully Irish, so... 246 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,226 - You, mister, 247 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,145 I can't go anywhere without seeing your face. 248 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,438 - [laughs] I know. 249 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,315 - I saw you in the movie where you play the genie. 250 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,733 - Oh, yeah. 251 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,318 - I walked in on my friend's dog watching it. 252 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,779 The dog was completely fixated on you. 253 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,155 That must have been hard, though. 254 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,449 I know you got a lot of flak for playing the genie. 255 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,368 People are so vicious now. 256 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,787 - Oh, my God, I should've congratulated you on the kiosk. 257 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,372 - What kiosk? - Should've led with that. 258 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,082 Yes, congrats on the kiosk. 259 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,125 Um, Kate has been selling candies... 260 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,877 - Oh, my gosh. - At the airport. 261 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,046 This little kiosk at the airport with your candies. 262 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,381 - No, I don't sell candy at the airport. 263 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,092 - Pralines and nut clusters and toffees... 264 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,968 - I don't sell pralines. - And little whoopsie daisies. 265 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,303 Yeah. - I don't sell candy 266 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,681 at the airport. - It's just not what I heard. 267 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,724 - I don't think anyone's ever told you I do that. 268 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,267 I can't believe I'm saying that. 269 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,144 - Kate, I'm not attacking you. It is just not what I heard. 270 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,354 - Well, I don't have a kiosk at the airport. 271 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,772 - Mutual friends have reported that you have 272 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,691 a kiosk at the airport where you sell candy. 273 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,067 - I do not sell candy at the airport, 274 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,568 and no mutual friends have reported that 275 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,903 'cause that would be a lie. 276 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,906 - Sorry, is it cold in here? - I don't think so. 277 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,408 - Yeah, I just feel a little cold. 278 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,243 - John inquired about the temperature of the room 279 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,413 upwards of 14 times throughout the interview. 280 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,957 * * 281 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,750 - I started those meds you told me about. 282 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,252 - Yeah, you seem really good, man. 283 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,920 - I feel good. I feel really good. 284 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,422 - Didn't I tell you the first month 285 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,007 is a little tough with nausea? 286 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,800 But then you just overcome that hump, and it feels so good. 287 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,301 - Yeah, my receptors were completely gnarled. 288 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,178 - Yeah. Are you sleeping well? - Like a rock. 289 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,097 - Right? My head hits the pillow now-- 290 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,765 I'm out immediately, two minutes max. 291 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,767 - Yeah, buddy, I'm the same. 292 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,686 I'm the same thing. - Yeah. 293 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,104 No, you seem to have really leveled out. 294 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,647 - Yeah. Yeah. - It's really cool to see. 295 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,065 Yeah, yeah, I told you we're doing, 296 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,483 like, a lot of home-renovation stuff. 297 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:51,860 - We're actually doing some renovations, too. 298 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,278 - Oh, no way. 299 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,405 - Yeah, a buddy of mine's helping me out with some... 300 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,074 You know that wall between the living room and the garage? 301 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,909 - Yes. - We had that knocked down. 302 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,746 - Oh, so the garage is exposed to the living room? 303 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,330 - Totally exposed. - Oh, no way. No way. 304 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,833 You know that wall that separates the bedroom 305 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,501 from the bathroom, like, the main-- 306 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,211 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We knocked that down. 307 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,755 - Oh, amazing. - Yeah, yeah. 308 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,590 - You know, my daughter's room at the top of the upstairs? 309 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,841 - Oh, yeah, for sure. 310 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,176 - There's that utility room next to it 311 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,677 with the boiler, hot water heater. 312 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,137 Yeah, we had that wall knocked down. 313 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,430 - Okay. - So now the boiler is kind of 314 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,974 in the room with my daughter as she sleeps. 315 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,809 - The renovation stuff is, like, you have to. 316 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,311 Hi. - I don't want to interrupt, 317 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,522 but a check for you. - No interruption. 318 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,775 No, absolutely not. - No, no, no, let me get this. 319 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,485 - No. - Do not listen to this guy. 320 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,070 Don't take his money. 321 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,238 - Oh, do you take hot caramel? - Of course, yeah. Of course. 322 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,366 - Very cool. Thank you. - He insisted. 323 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,409 - I surrender. [laughs] - I insist. 324 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,162 She's gorgeous. - Yeah, she's beautiful. 325 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,413 - Yeah, you know 326 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,624 that row of homes right across from our place? 327 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,167 - Mm-hmm. 328 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,669 - Yeah, we went ahead, had all those homes knocked down. 329 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,253 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 330 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,838 So when Kara's cooking in the kitchen, she looks out, 331 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,006 and it's totally open. 332 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,966 - That's amazing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 333 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,094 - Well, I would love to bring Sasha over there 334 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,720 and see how you guys opened the space. 335 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,597 And I know Sasha would love to see Kara. 336 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,140 - Kara would love to see Sasha. 337 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,100 - Yeah. 338 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,940 [device beeps] 339 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,401 - This is, like, Mediterranean food, technically. 340 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,196 Yeah, it's my trip. 341 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,047 She was really nice. 342 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,260 Did you valet? - Yeah. 343 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,553 - Yeah, same. 344 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,472 [soft music] 345 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,106 [indistinct chatter] 346 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,900 - Oh, my God. It's not gonna fit. 347 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,112 - Give me a second before you make these bold declarations. 348 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,488 - No time is gonna make that fit. 349 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,323 - Had I put this in the checked bag, 350 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,326 we would've gotten a fee, an exorbitant fee. 351 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,953 You know what? I'm just gonna hang on to it, 352 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,621 read on the plane-- it'll be fine. 353 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,123 - You are not gonna read that thing. 354 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,583 - Yes, I am gonna read it. 355 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,044 - This line is not moving. We are at standstill. 356 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,253 - Oh, God. 357 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,881 - I just hope I get on the plane. 358 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,966 They're boarding. They're boarding. 359 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,217 - Hey, hey, what's up, folks? 360 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,469 How would you like to breeze 361 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,220 through the security line today, huh? 362 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,430 - What is does that mean? 363 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,223 - My name is Frankie. I'm with Breezer. 364 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,351 - Breezer, what is that? What is Breezer? 365 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,728 - It's a VIP experience at the airport. 366 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,980 Could have you at your gate within five minutes, huh? 367 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,648 - F-five minutes? 368 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,650 - Ooh! Damn, boy, you're strong, huh? 369 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,569 [laughs] Congratulations. 370 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,613 - Ask how much. Ask how much. - How much is it? 371 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,656 - You don't need to worry about that. 372 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,408 You won't even be charged for the first month, 373 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,203 and you could cancel anytime. - Well, that seems low risk. 374 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,412 - Yeah. - That seems low risk. 375 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,289 - Sorry, are you with the airport, again? 376 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,667 - He's with the airport. 377 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,585 - Let's go, Blake. Off your phone, buddy. 378 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,420 - Okay, okay. 379 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,131 - Hi, there, I'm Breezer. Let's get started. 380 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,676 - Just need a ID and credit card. 381 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,135 - Oh, okay. 382 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,388 - You have ours. 383 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:10,600 Do you have Blake's, too? - Yeah. Here you are. 384 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,560 - Now I just need you to look at this red dot here. 385 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,853 - Oh. - Just look right in there? 386 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,356 - Yeah, let's get you scanned. [device beeps] 387 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,441 - Oh, oh. - Following guest. 388 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,609 - You okay? - Yeah. 389 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,196 No, I-I didn't like that. - Right here? 390 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,864 - You go. - Three, two, one. 391 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,408 [device beeps] - Ow. 392 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,952 Oh, should it sting? There's a stinging. 393 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,537 - Ah, it's in your mind. 394 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,372 - Oh, and you are not gonna want to hear this, 395 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,707 but if we go to Disneyland, 396 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,125 we're stopping to visit my sister. 397 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,835 - Oh, Anaheim. 398 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,170 - She just got through chemo. I haven't even called her. 399 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,047 - [laughs] That's hilarious. 400 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,841 - [scoffs] You're not listening. 401 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,052 - Congratulations, folks. Welcome to the Breezer family. 402 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,971 - Oh. - Thank you so much, Frankie. 403 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,264 - No problem, baby. 404 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,182 Just head over to that sign that says Breezer 405 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,561 and breeze on through. - Okay. Okay. 406 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,439 - It's just $240. That's half off the first year. 407 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,982 If we want to buy back a retina scan, 408 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,358 it just takes 90 days, 409 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,818 and all we have to do is appear in court. 410 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:05,655 - Oh, I'm sorry, $240? - I'm hearing myself. 411 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,741 - I feel violated. - We've been scammed. 412 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,201 - It's the naturalization of these daily indignities. 413 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,536 Next thing you know, 414 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,663 your auto-enlisted in the goddamn military. 415 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,582 - I'm gonna go talk to him. Blake, get off your phone. 416 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,375 - Oh, well, at least we're gonna get through. 417 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,711 - I'm gonna confront him. Frankie? 418 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,255 - David. - Oh. 419 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,258 [laughter] - Hi, Phil. Hi, Chris. 420 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,303 - Dave and Ellen. And oh, it's Blake. 421 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,097 Kayla, it's Blake. - Hi, Kayla. Hi, Katie. 422 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,433 - So this is crazy. - I know. 423 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,643 - Where are you guys going? - Los Angeles. 424 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,687 - No, that's where we're going. - [gasps] Stop. 425 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,607 - For two weeks. - We're going just for 10 days. 426 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,275 both: Yeah. - That's amazing. 427 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,569 Isn't that just, like, serendipity? 428 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,613 - Yeah. - Where are you staying? 429 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,448 - At this place that was highly recommended... 430 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,492 - For ease, yeah. - Yeah. 431 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,952 - Fun, fun, fun. So amazing. - That's great. 432 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,371 - How about you guys? 433 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,247 - We got a little place out in Malibu. 434 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,874 - Oh, wow. 435 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,668 - You know, we tried to get off the beaten path. 436 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,629 - We're going on a hike out by the Hollywood sign. 437 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,464 - Yeah, see the Hollywood sign. 438 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,007 - Always wanted to get that shot. 439 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,093 - I heard you can't get up there. 440 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,011 You can't. - There's no access. 441 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:13,348 - No, there is, though. - No, no, no. No, you can't. 442 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,974 You cannot hike to the Hollywood sign. 443 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,393 100% you cannot hike to the Hollywood sign. 444 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,602 - No one can. 445 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,354 - Well, tell that to our travel agent. 446 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,480 - There's a whole thing-- 447 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:21,648 someone hung themselves up there. 448 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,442 - Oh, God. That's so horrible--suicide. 449 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,236 - Oh, no. - Jesus. 450 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,321 - Oh. Sorry. 451 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,989 - Are you-- you're reading that book? 452 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,449 That's a client of mine. 453 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,702 I know him. - He's a client? 454 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,620 - Yeah, he's fantastic. - Paul Floor is a client? 455 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,205 - Crazy but fantastic. - Wow. 456 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,998 - Yeah. No, I'm loving it so far. 457 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,584 I'm loving it so far. 458 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,337 - And, Blake, how are you, Mr. Man? 459 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,006 - Fine. - Oh, well, you-- 460 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,132 both: Oh. 461 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,883 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 462 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,593 It's so good to see you. 463 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,554 I have to say, we're a little anxious to get to the plane, 464 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,305 although we're part of this new-- 465 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,473 Do you know Breezer? 466 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,892 It's kind of a concierge VIP service. 467 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,978 It kind of gets you--- - Exclusive service. 468 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,771 - Yeah, you can bypass the whole line and get there. 469 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,857 - It's in the name--Breezer. - It's not cheap. 470 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,775 But it's worth kind of the peace of mind. 471 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,027 - We love it. 472 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,862 - You've not read the article about Breezer? 473 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,989 - You didn't give them your credit card, did you? 474 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,615 - Y-yeah. - Whoa. 475 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,075 - Oh. 476 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,327 Yeah, you're gonna probably have your identity stolen. 477 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,121 - You're kidding. 478 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,248 - No, no, no, you do not want to get involved with them. 479 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,000 They're gonna take all of your information. 480 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,251 Did they do the eye scan? 481 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,794 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's out there. 482 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:28,673 - You can buy back your retina, oh, so don't worry. 483 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,633 - Folks, folks, I can take anyone 484 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,553 who's in first class to our expedited line. 485 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,180 - Oh, my God, it's us. - Guilty. 486 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,389 - Anyone in first class. 487 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,141 - It was so fun running into you. 488 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,476 I love your top. It's so cute. 489 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,561 - We'll see you on the Walk of Fame, huh, buddy? 490 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,271 - Okay, cool. - Bye. Bye. 491 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,523 - It is good to see you. - You look amazing. 492 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,941 Have you been doing something? 493 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,069 - No, but you look great, too. - Okay. Love you. 494 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,820 - Bye. Love you, too. 495 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,907 What was that? - I know. 496 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,867 - What the hell was that? - It's a hustle. 497 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,452 I do not like the way he talks to you. 498 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,995 I shut down, did you feel that? - I did. 499 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,706 - I really felt myself powering down. 500 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,791 - You were gone. 501 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,167 - I don't have the energy anymore. 502 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,877 Maybe three years ago, you know, when the boys 503 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,629 were really small, I had the energy. 504 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,090 But now, I've grown past it 505 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,676 and I can't do it anymore. 506 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,554 - That'll be--Oh, oh, oh. I see right through you. 507 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,306 - First class, well, that'll be us. 508 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,725 So crass. - We know you're first class. 509 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,227 It's right there in the clothes. 510 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,938 - I can see by the rose gold on your iPhone case, bitch. 511 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,314 - Thank you. By the way, 512 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,025 the baggier the clothes, the bigger bank account is-- 513 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,027 - Oh, we have to get you a new one of those. 514 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,571 - We have to find-- 'cause this, it should stick. 515 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,948 - Mom, Dad, our flight. 516 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,033 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, should we breeze on through? 517 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,827 Let's go. Let's go. 518 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,162 - I'm getting a new suitcase. - Wipe the slate clean. 519 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,039 Oh, you know what? 520 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,417 This is above five ounces. I've got to chug this. 521 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:50,422 - I'm having a residual sort of dull pain from the retina scan. 522 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,841 [voice muffles] It's a dull present pain. 523 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,927 [reggae music playing through headphones] 524 00:18:55,969 --> 00:19:02,892 * * 525 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:10,108 - You both are married? both: Yes, yes. 526 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,694 - Yeah. - Yeah. 527 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:15,697 - Very happily so. Very happy. - So happy. So happy. 528 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,198 - How is Mark, by the way? - Mark's so good. 529 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,491 He says hi. He sends his love. 530 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,826 - Well, send it right back to him. 531 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,745 - How's Keith? - Keith is great. 532 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,455 Keith is great. We're great. 533 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,833 - He's been good? - He has been good. 534 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,210 I've really lost track of the breakthroughs. 535 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,713 - Mark and I pull back a layer, there's another layer. 536 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,340 Pull back a curtain, there's another curtain. 537 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,842 It's constantly unfolding. It's almost like an onion. 538 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,302 I don't think anyone's ever talked about that. 539 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,512 The layers of an onion and the way you peel it back 540 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,847 and there are more layers. 541 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,850 - We have a marriage that just keeps evolving. 542 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,685 - Mark and I don't separate. We follow each other. 543 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:46,895 We share one towel. 544 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,730 You know, we're really committed 545 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,732 to no barriers between us. - That's disgusting. 546 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,068 - We don't go anywhere without the other person. 547 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,986 - The emotional breakthroughs, the physical breakthroughs, 548 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,739 if I can, if I can go there. - Please go there. 549 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:01,076 - No, physical sexual chemistry--white hot. 550 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,912 We just... - We are like two teenagers, 551 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,706 just kind of skin against skin, just kind of-- 552 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:10,377 - No, when skin hits skin... - Yeah, yeah. 553 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,296 - Over years, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 554 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,465 No, I, uh... 555 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,633 Yeah. 556 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,343 - Mer, the sex is good. 557 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,387 - I think maybe we'll get off that topic. I think that-- 558 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,971 - Mark can work the middle. 559 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:25,433 - We should really switch gears once again. 560 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,435 - [blubbers] Shake that off. 561 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,521 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 562 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,022 - Let's talk about something positive. 563 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,274 You both are married, both happily married and children-- 564 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,402 how many kids do you all have? - I have a couple. 565 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,736 - Yeah? - Yeah. 566 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,238 - I've got a four. I know how many kids I have. 567 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,489 I have four, yeah. 568 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,241 - Do you know the names of your children? 569 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,742 - Yeah. 570 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,911 - Go, name them. - Huh? Say? 571 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,414 - Say the names of your kids. 572 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,998 - I will. 573 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,501 Sasha. 574 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:54,421 - Oh, that's beautiful. - Marsha. 575 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,172 - Two more, honey. 576 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,590 - I'm almost there. 577 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:01,011 - Manda. - Last one. 578 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,345 - Charlie. 579 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,264 And they're all different heights, which is so fun. 580 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,473 - Really, still? 581 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,933 - They're all different heights. 582 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,269 - Yeah. And which ones were IVF? Which ones... 583 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,770 - How are your girls? 584 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,689 I know that you board them upstate and rarely see them. 585 00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,024 - They go to a school 586 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,692 that's amazing, and it's on a farm. 587 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,111 And the kids really, you know, work with produce. 588 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,780 - It's for kids with extreme behavioral issues-- 589 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:24,409 biting, snatching, stealing, 590 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,786 pushing, scratching. 591 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:29,205 You had those scratches. I remember that. 592 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,957 - When we come back, 593 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,752 I finally get to the bottom of the ugly truth. 594 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,880 What ripped Kate Berland and John Early apart? 595 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,844 [upbeat music playing] - Five, six, seven, eight. 596 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,679 One, two, three, four, 597 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,724 five, six, seven, eight. 598 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:50,685 One, two, three, four, 599 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,480 five, six, seven, eight. 600 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:56,232 Very nice. Next group. 601 00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:59,652 One, two, three, four, 602 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,572 five, six, seven, eight. 603 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,240 One, two-- 604 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,201 And hold. 605 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,912 [music stops] 606 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,872 - What's up? - What? 607 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,165 - I want to take this from the top, guys. 608 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:14,167 - Okay, cool. From the top. - Okay. 609 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,295 - No, no, no. Your top, just your top. 610 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,588 Okay. - [scoffs] 611 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:22,258 - Five, six, seven, eight. 612 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,219 And stop. - What? 613 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,597 - Just say it. What? - Yeah, we can take it. 614 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:28,765 - Yeah. - I'm just trying to think 615 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,892 of terms that'll stick, you know. 616 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:31,935 both: Wow. - Okay. 617 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,770 - No, no, it's not bad. 618 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,605 It's just not what we rehearsed. 619 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,107 - Got it. No, point taken. - Yeah. 620 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,067 - You're making your point so clear. 621 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,902 Good job. Good job for making a point so clear. 622 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,196 - Okay, let's concentrate on the movement. 623 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,198 - Yeah, I would love to focus on the movement. 624 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,908 That's what I came here to do-- focus on the movement. 625 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,284 - Great. - Here to dance. 626 00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:50,495 - Just distribute the weight evenly on your feet. 627 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,789 Very top. One, two... 628 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,582 - We know, you know what I mean? 629 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:57,002 - Okay, let's just take a beat, because I don't think anything 630 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,753 I say is gonna get through right now. 631 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:02,424 So, everyone, water and snack break. 632 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,259 - Okay, wait, wait, wait. 633 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,011 I don't want to take a water and snack break. 634 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,805 I want to work. - Back in line. Back in line. 635 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,307 - Honestly, I think this is just a matter 636 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:12,475 of not enough rehearsal. 637 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:13,852 - Try to talk to me 638 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,187 in a way that actually allows me to learn 639 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,148 because I feel completely dragged through the mud. 640 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,275 I feel completely alone up here. 641 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,401 My hands are tied, 642 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,986 and I can't dance if my hands are tied. 643 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,195 - This is not what's going on here. 644 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,905 - Then that's gaslighting! - Yeah. 645 00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,907 - That's gaslighting, mama! Okay? 646 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,035 If you're denying our reality, 647 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,661 if you're saying that what's happening to us, 648 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,204 our lived experience isn't real, 649 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,539 that's textbook gaslighting. - It actually is. 650 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,750 - Okay, because what I see, my lived experience 651 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,501 is that Riley--Sorry, Riley, but you're asleep at the wheel. 652 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:39,878 - Asleep. - Me? 653 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,171 - Yeah, Riley, you. - Yeah. 654 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,214 - Sloan has her hand up. Sloan. 655 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,924 - I think you guys are really good, 656 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,676 but you just get in your head maybe. 657 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,178 both: Sloan. 658 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,180 - I'm just really glad that your mom's at jury duty 659 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,974 and isn't here to see this today, bitch. 660 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,517 - Maybe we should take a break. 661 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,520 - It might be good for us to blow off some steam and-- 662 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,980 - Oh, pick me, pick me. 663 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,316 Shut the fuck up, Cha Cha. 664 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,693 - Girls... 665 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,945 this is not a big adjustment. 666 00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:08,740 And why am I hard on you? Because you're good. 667 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,367 Because you're good. 668 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,577 You're better than this. both: Yeah. 669 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,037 - Okay? - I know that we have it. 670 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,039 I think we're under, like, a lot of stress. 671 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,499 - Let's actually go now. Let's actually go. 672 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,875 Let's go now. - It's actually good to go now. 673 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:20,835 I'm ready now. - Yes, snap to two. 674 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:24,005 - Snap to two. - And one, two, three, four. 675 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,423 - What the hell? both: Whoa. 676 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,300 - Oh, my God. What is that? What is that? 677 00:24:27,342 --> 00:24:30,220 - Where is that coming from? - It's coming from the window. 678 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:31,846 [indistinct shouting] Don't pop it. 679 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:36,518 all: Don't pop it. 680 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:37,936 [all scream] 681 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:41,064 [light music] 682 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,649 - Don't pop it. Don't pop it. Don't pop it. 683 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:46,319 [indistinct shouting] 684 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:51,866 * * 685 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:55,245 [all screaming] 686 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,746 - Where the heck did the bubble come from? 687 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,081 Like, it came from the window. 688 00:24:58,123 --> 00:25:00,417 But, like, where would a bubble come from? 689 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,668 - It was, like, big. 690 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,753 And then it came down, and no one touched it, 691 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,755 and it just popped by itself. 692 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,507 - It did! Totally by itself! - I know! 693 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:10,260 - Okay guys, now get in position--let's do the dance. 694 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,803 - Okay. - Okay, yeah. 695 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,263 - Put this right into the dance. 696 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:16,933 All together, five, six, seven, eight! 697 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,853 [upbeat electronic music playing] 698 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:27,027 * * 699 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,473 [music stops] 700 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:59,351 Yes! Yes! 701 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,811 John, Kate, that's what I'm talking about! 702 00:26:01,853 --> 00:26:04,439 Good job, everybody. - Good job. 703 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:05,857 - Good job. 704 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:07,192 - I was gonna say we could rehearse 705 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,985 at my dad's house tonight and then watch a movie. 706 00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:11,237 - We could get something from Redbox 707 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,823 or even just stream something. - Yeah. 708 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,658 - Yeah! - Okay. 709 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,036 That's a snack. 710 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:19,913 [indistinct chatter] 711 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:22,082 - I've never get used to it, seriously. 712 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,126 - Hey, Bella. - Wait up. 713 00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:28,672 [light music] 714 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:35,261 * * 715 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:39,891 - Whenever you're ready. 716 00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:45,355 - Where are you going? - Uh, the bathroom. 717 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:47,857 - You should pay the check. - Oh, yeah. 718 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:49,943 - Okay. 719 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,528 - Oh, no. 720 00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:54,572 [pop music playing in background] 721 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:55,865 - What? 722 00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:57,867 - I forgot my hot plate. 723 00:26:57,909 --> 00:27:00,036 I left my hot plate at home. I know exactly where it is. 724 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,454 It's in, like, the front hallway. 725 00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,998 I can see it, like, in my mind's eye. 726 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,667 Like, it's literally on that little end table 727 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,211 we have next to the front door. - It's okay. I can get it. 728 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:10,463 - 'Cause I leave it there-- Oh, thank you. 729 00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:13,091 - It's not a problem. I'm used to it. 730 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:16,386 - What do you-- what do you mean by that? 731 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:20,765 - You know, I just, like, think you should know. 732 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,100 - Know what? 733 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:23,560 - Like, I would just want someone to tell me 734 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,562 if they sensed a pattern in my behavior. 735 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,397 And the pattern that I'm sensing is that you never pay. 736 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,399 You always forget your hot plate. 737 00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:32,569 Like, you always forget your hot plate, yeah. 738 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:33,695 - Do I? 739 00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:35,280 What? 740 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:38,074 I will just say, like, even if I had brought my hot plate, 741 00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:39,743 like, look at where the outlet is. 742 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:40,910 Do you see the outlet? 743 00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,746 It's, like, just right of center. 744 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,581 It's, like, on your side. 745 00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:46,833 - Yeah, it's dead center on the table. 746 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,251 - It's just right of center. 747 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,170 - It's dead center on the table. 748 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,338 - Okay. Yeah. 749 00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:52,881 - That's not how you even measure. 750 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:54,174 It's dead center. 751 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:55,467 - This is how they used to do it, sweetie. 752 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:56,968 I'm just saying, like, the outlet, 753 00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,219 see how its faced towards you? 754 00:27:58,261 --> 00:27:59,596 Like, I know my cord. 755 00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:01,431 Like, if I had my hot plate, like, I know my cord. 756 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:02,640 It would not have reached there. 757 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:03,892 - Mm, it's really fine. I've got it. 758 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,143 - So I just think electricity-wise, 759 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,936 it's a more streamlined experience for you. 760 00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:08,438 - Okay, so you had the orchard bowl, 761 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,024 and you added grilled chicken. - Yeah. 762 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:12,609 And you added yuca. 763 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,112 - To share. I mean, I got it to share. 764 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,614 - It's not a shareable. 765 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:20,367 Oh, my god, so stupid-- 766 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,160 I knew that we should've gotten the carafe of Prosecco 767 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,787 instead of getting individual glasses, 768 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,413 'cause I knew that I would get one and that you will get two. 769 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:26,956 And, ultimately, it's just a lot more expensive. 770 00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,625 Okay. It's fine. I've got it. 771 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,044 And the lavender mead. You wanted to try the mead? 772 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,671 - I think I've had a crazy week, 773 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:34,589 just 'cause, like, my roommate, like... 774 00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:35,965 my roommate died. 775 00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:38,301 And, like, we can't get in touch with her parents. 776 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,762 - Your roommate died? - She died, yeah. 777 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:42,847 And we're, like, all trying to get in touch with her parents. 778 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:47,143 Like, none of us can get in touch with her parents. 779 00:28:47,185 --> 00:28:49,813 - Really insane that you haven't mentioned that. 780 00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:51,231 - No, I know. 781 00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,149 - It's a really huge loss-- your roommate dying. 782 00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:55,193 And you can't get in... 783 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,486 both: Touch with her parents. - Yeah. 784 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:58,988 - That's crazy. I don't-- 785 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,448 Yeah, that's-- I don't really-- 786 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:02,367 And, yeah, uh... 787 00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:06,079 Okay. 788 00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:11,918 Oh, shit. I forgot tip. 789 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,086 - Aah! 790 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:14,921 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 791 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:18,842 - [wailing] 792 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:21,970 [growling] 793 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:24,514 Fucking hell. 794 00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,894 Do you need to change? 795 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:33,064 - No, we're good. Thank you. - Thank you so much. 796 00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:35,191 - Oh, Jesus. [seething] 797 00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:37,152 - We're, like, really sorry. 798 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:40,196 - I'm, like... I'm, like, really shaking. 799 00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:41,740 - [scoffs] 800 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,867 [whispering] That was, like, the craziest thing 801 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,910 that's ever happened. 802 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:49,122 - [whispering] That was insane. - Oh, my God. 803 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:51,291 [normal voice] Okay, should we go? 804 00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:52,876 Do you need a ride? 805 00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:54,085 - Yeah. - Okay. 806 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,462 - Thank you. 807 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,846 [upbeat music] 808 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:06,473 - Let's go to one of my favorite clips 809 00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:09,017 from "He's Gay, She's Half-Jewish." 810 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,185 Take a look, guys. 811 00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,227 - I didn't know you were doing this. 812 00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:12,479 - Yeah, man. 813 00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:24,324 - Oh, okay. Okay. Jake, what's gotten into you? 814 00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,034 - I've lost my keys and my wallet. 815 00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:29,412 What's next, my gag reflex? Wait, that could be good. 816 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:33,750 [laughter] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 817 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:37,170 - See, I look at that, and I go, 818 00:30:37,212 --> 00:30:39,506 "What happened?" - Yeah. 819 00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:42,342 - That was magic. - That was. Thank you. 820 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:43,927 - That was magic. - Yeah. 821 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:45,679 So what went wrong? 822 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,808 How do you go from that to this, to this? 823 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,518 - You know, Meredith, I don't know. 824 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:53,603 I don't know what went wrong. 825 00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:55,772 - I mean... - I don't know what went wrong. 826 00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,983 - John, I think it was you suing me. 827 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,860 I think that's-- - What? 828 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,905 - What sparked the lawsuit? - You know, I don't know. 829 00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:05,615 After all these years, I still don't know. 830 00:31:05,657 --> 00:31:08,326 But gun to my head, I would say I did it for sport. 831 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:12,622 Yeah, I did it just consciously to hurt you. 832 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:14,833 - Thank you for the honesty there. 833 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,459 - Thank you for creating an environment 834 00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:18,420 where I could be that honest-- it feels really good to say it. 835 00:31:18,461 --> 00:31:20,046 - Yeah, very brave. - Well, it's refreshing. 836 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:22,882 - I feel brave. - Good. 837 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,926 - Well, the lawsuit-- I know they said it resulted 838 00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:28,263 in you dividing up comedic mannerisms... 839 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:30,223 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Between the two of you. 840 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:31,558 Is that right? - Yeah, we did. 841 00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:33,476 - So who got what in that deal? 842 00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:34,811 - Let's see, I got crossed eyes. 843 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,563 - Oh, you got the crossed eyes, huh? 844 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,939 - Only fair 'cause that was always her crutch. 845 00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:40,108 Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And what did you get? 846 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,735 - John got this. - Oh. 847 00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:44,362 - Well, no, no, no, but she's doing it. 848 00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:46,781 That's mine. 849 00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:50,035 That's mine. You just did mine. 850 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,578 And now we have it on record. 851 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,204 So she's actually crossed a boundary. 852 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:54,497 You've crossed a legal boundary. 853 00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:56,916 - John did-- - You crossed a legal boundary. 854 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,085 - [sighs] 855 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:01,755 [soft music] 856 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,965 - Thank you so much, honey. - Bye, babe. 857 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:05,717 - You were amazing. - Thanks, babe. 858 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,428 - You killed it. - [giggles] See you tomorrow. 859 00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:10,388 - Kate, you were so funny today. 860 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:13,224 - Oh, John, I was dying all day--I almost broke. 861 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,018 - Seriously, I was looking at you, and I was like, 862 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,604 "Okay, that's my best friend and my chief collaborator. 863 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:19,147 Like, did I win the lottery?" 864 00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:22,442 - No, you're, um... 865 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:26,112 Yeah. No, you were killing me. 866 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:29,115 You really, um... 867 00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:31,284 - What? - [sighs] 868 00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:33,328 Nothing. 869 00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:35,288 Nothing. 870 00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:36,706 - What? 871 00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:39,042 - This. 872 00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:42,587 - This what? What are you-- 873 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:46,508 - You, me...us. 874 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,636 - What about us? 875 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:51,763 - You've never thought about it? 876 00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:53,973 - I don't know what you're talking about. 877 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,767 - Right. 878 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:58,144 [sighs] 879 00:32:58,186 --> 00:33:00,063 [chuckles awkwardly] 880 00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:19,708 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Kate, what are you doing? 881 00:33:19,749 --> 00:33:21,668 - Oh. 882 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:25,672 Okay, I guess I misread the situation. 883 00:33:25,714 --> 00:33:27,674 - Literally what are you talking about? 884 00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:31,511 - All those years of collaboration, drunken nights-- 885 00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:33,638 always right in line, right? 886 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,849 Never crossing the line. - Okay, Kate, I'm exhausted. 887 00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:37,726 We've been shooting for 13 hours. 888 00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:39,310 Drop the bit. This isn't funny. [chuckles] 889 00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:40,770 - It's not a bit. 890 00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:44,315 It's not funny for the first time in my life 891 00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:46,067 I'm dead fucking serious. 892 00:33:47,652 --> 00:33:50,155 - This is making me really uncomfortable, Kate. 893 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:53,408 - Oh, my God, John. 894 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:57,412 I just want to fool around a little bit, blow off steam. 895 00:33:57,454 --> 00:33:59,372 - Ew, I don't need to blow off steam. 896 00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:00,623 - Really? 897 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:02,834 'Cause you seem pretty tense, brother. 898 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,294 - Okay, you are unrecognizable. 899 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:07,005 - You're born C-section, right? 900 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,298 - Y-yeah, why? 901 00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:11,676 - So no part of you has ever touched a vagina? 902 00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:13,386 - Jesus Christ. 903 00:34:13,428 --> 00:34:15,430 - I'm just saying, we're all pink in the middle. 904 00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,515 - Oh my God! I'm going home. 905 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,772 [sighs] 906 00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:25,982 - Clearly, I struck a nerve. 907 00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:29,110 I'm sorry. 908 00:34:31,029 --> 00:34:32,489 I'm so sorry, John. 909 00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:34,032 Fuck! 910 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,867 So fucking stupid! 911 00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:37,535 Fuck! - Oh, my God. 912 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:38,787 - Fuck! What did I do? 913 00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:40,622 If I compromised the shoot, I'll kill myself. 914 00:34:40,663 --> 00:34:42,999 - Kate, Kate, Kate, it's okay. It's okay. 915 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:45,293 It's okay. You're fine. - I have to make it up to you. 916 00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:47,754 Oh, God, let me make it up to you, please, please. 917 00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:49,798 What can I do? What can I do? 918 00:34:51,508 --> 00:34:54,886 [gasps] I'll give you a foot massage. 919 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:57,305 - Uh... 920 00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:58,932 no. [chuckles] 921 00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:01,267 - Come on, I've given you a foot massage before, John. 922 00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:03,395 - [chuckles] 923 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:06,189 - I know your back's killing you. 924 00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:08,149 - My doctor says everything starts with the foot 925 00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:10,193 and then radiates up to the back, yeah. 926 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:20,787 Here? - Yeah, that's good. 927 00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:22,872 - Okay. - Give me that foot. 928 00:35:28,336 --> 00:35:30,547 - [exhales sharply] 929 00:35:49,774 --> 00:35:53,319 [chuckles] - God, feet are incredible. 930 00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:54,779 - How so? 931 00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:56,823 - They carry us... 932 00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:59,534 our whole lives, every step, 933 00:35:59,576 --> 00:36:01,661 taking our weight, feeling the earth. 934 00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:03,788 If I run my finger along this ridge, 935 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,707 I can feel the calluses formed 936 00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,626 from years of tap dancing for executives. 937 00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:10,253 And, you know, all I have to do 938 00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:13,465 is drag my finger three inches to the right. 939 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:16,801 - [gasps] Fuck. 940 00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:20,597 - That skin is so sensitive. 941 00:36:20,638 --> 00:36:22,349 You're so receptive to my touch. 942 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:24,225 You feel it everywhere. 943 00:36:24,267 --> 00:36:27,729 - [moans] 944 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:31,316 How can something so strong... 945 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:33,485 be so sensitive? 946 00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:34,861 What would it take for the thing 947 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:38,698 that's carried weight for so long... 948 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:41,201 to finally let itself be carried? 949 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:52,045 - Oh, my God! - Whoa, whoa. Where'd you go? 950 00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:54,047 - Don't look at my feet. Don't touch my feet. 951 00:36:54,089 --> 00:36:56,383 Don't look at my feet. They're hideous. 952 00:36:56,424 --> 00:36:58,968 - No, not on my watch. 953 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:01,888 You don't talk about yourself like that, okay? 954 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:03,515 You're beautiful, every part of you. 955 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:05,642 - No, I'm not. 956 00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:08,353 - [sighs] 957 00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:16,403 - God, I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. 958 00:37:16,444 --> 00:37:17,904 - What do you see? 959 00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:20,490 - I see someone who's been running 960 00:37:20,532 --> 00:37:22,492 for a really long time 961 00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:26,746 and is finally starting to get a little tired. 962 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:29,916 - I'm so tired. - I know. 963 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:32,711 - I'm so scared. - I know, baby. 964 00:37:32,752 --> 00:37:34,587 What are you scared of? 965 00:37:34,629 --> 00:37:36,715 - I don't know. 966 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:38,758 Being seen, I guess. 967 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,094 - And if I saw you, what would I see? 968 00:37:41,136 --> 00:37:43,513 - Someone who doesn't see themselves. 969 00:37:43,555 --> 00:37:46,349 - What don't you see? - Myself. 970 00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:48,893 - Why don't you see yourself? - Because I'm scared. 971 00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:51,062 - Of what? - Of being seen, I guess. 972 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:52,981 - Okay, so we're looping. - Yeah, yeah, totally. 973 00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:54,691 - So I'm just gonna break us out of this. 974 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:56,026 - Yeah. 975 00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:59,612 - What if I told you that you are enough... 976 00:37:59,654 --> 00:38:01,865 right now as you are? 977 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:07,454 I want you to look in the mirror... 978 00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:10,206 and I want you to tell yourself that you're enough. 979 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:14,836 - Sorry, so am I looking at you or at myself because-- 980 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:17,422 - John, look in the mirror... - Totally, totally. 981 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:20,383 - And tell yourself that you're enough. 982 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:24,637 - I'm enough. - I don't believe you. 983 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:27,724 - Me neither, yeah. 984 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:29,476 I'm enough. 985 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:32,270 - Again. - I'm enough. 986 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:33,938 - There it is. 987 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,148 [whispering] Again. 988 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:37,067 - [breathlessly] Oh, I'm enough. 989 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:38,276 - Again. 990 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:40,070 - I'm enough. 991 00:38:40,111 --> 00:38:41,738 - Again. 992 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:43,907 - I'm enough. 993 00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:46,451 [exhales sharply] 994 00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:48,078 I'm enough. 995 00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:51,790 I'm enough. 996 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:54,751 [soft music] 997 00:38:54,793 --> 00:39:01,925 * * 998 00:39:04,594 --> 00:39:08,640 [engine turning over, revving] 999 00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:10,767 - [yelps] 1000 00:39:10,809 --> 00:39:13,269 * * 1001 00:39:13,311 --> 00:39:15,605 Fuck. 1002 00:39:15,647 --> 00:39:18,650 [crying] 1003 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:25,782 * * 1004 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:31,788 Kate... 1005 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:35,792 Kate... 1006 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:42,966 [upbeat electronic music] 1007 00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:50,140 * * 1008 00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:40,023 - Tragedy averted today 1009 00:40:40,065 --> 00:40:42,859 when a local father stopped a rogue gunman 1010 00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:45,445 from opening fire on airport travelers. 1011 00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:48,156 [people screaming] 1012 00:40:51,701 --> 00:40:55,080 But the father insists he's not a hero. 1013 00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:57,040 - Uh, I did what any husband would do. 1014 00:40:57,082 --> 00:40:58,667 I did what any father would do. 1015 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:01,753 I'm just glad I was in the right place at the right time. 1016 00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:05,799 - We're so proud of him, and we're so glad he's safe. 1017 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,219 And now we can just continue on with our vacation. 1018 00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:11,096 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1019 00:41:11,137 --> 00:41:13,056 - [crying] - Oh, my gosh. 1020 00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:16,017 [upbeat music] 1021 00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:17,602 - It was finally time to pay a visit 1022 00:41:17,644 --> 00:41:19,688 to America's favorite two-bedroom apartment-- 1023 00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:22,982 the set of "He's Gay, She's Half-Jewish." 1024 00:41:23,024 --> 00:41:24,359 Having not stepped foot 1025 00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:26,736 on the hallowed studio lot in many years, 1026 00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:29,155 Kate Berland and John Early warned me, 1027 00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:32,575 it was sure to be an emotional afternoon. 1028 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:35,745 - Kate, you're not gonna believe this. 1029 00:41:35,787 --> 00:41:38,039 - Oh, my God. - Still gets me. 1030 00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:39,833 [chuckles] - Unbelievable. 1031 00:41:39,874 --> 00:41:42,585 Oh, my God. 1032 00:41:42,627 --> 00:41:44,379 - Kate, Kate, the couch. 1033 00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:46,881 - Bottoming? Try bottomless... 1034 00:41:46,923 --> 00:41:48,216 mimosas that is. 1035 00:41:48,258 --> 00:41:49,718 There is no heartache 1036 00:41:49,759 --> 00:41:52,262 a boozy brunch with me tomorrow can't remedy. 1037 00:41:52,303 --> 00:41:54,973 - Bloody Mary full of grace. 1038 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,641 [both laughing] - Oh, my God. 1039 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,727 - You guys need to get this. - So much happened here. 1040 00:41:58,768 --> 00:41:59,769 - This couch. 1041 00:41:59,811 --> 00:42:01,021 - I know I'm horny 1042 00:42:01,062 --> 00:42:04,441 because I just read this as "bareback pecan." 1043 00:42:04,482 --> 00:42:06,109 - Do you remember I tried to buy it? 1044 00:42:06,151 --> 00:42:07,694 - Yes, yes. - They wouldn't give it to me. 1045 00:42:07,736 --> 00:42:10,071 And, actually, it was a bit contentious with the producers. 1046 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,865 So I said, "Well, I gave my life to the show." 1047 00:42:11,906 --> 00:42:14,451 - [grunts] - Oh, oh, John. 1048 00:42:14,492 --> 00:42:16,745 Oh, my God. Sweetie, are you okay? 1049 00:42:16,786 --> 00:42:17,912 - What? From what? 1050 00:42:17,954 --> 00:42:20,749 - That looked like a real tumble. 1051 00:42:20,790 --> 00:42:22,834 - Tumbled? 1052 00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:25,420 - Are you okay? - From what? 1053 00:42:25,462 --> 00:42:27,756 - From the fall. 1054 00:42:27,797 --> 00:42:29,716 - I didn't fall. [chuckles] 1055 00:42:31,426 --> 00:42:33,678 Honey, I'm homo. 1056 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,890 - Jake? [sighs] 1057 00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:38,641 - I'm afraid to ask. 1058 00:42:38,683 --> 00:42:40,977 - I tried to decorate my first Christmas tree, 1059 00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:43,229 and I guess my Jewish half took over. 1060 00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,441 - You remember this spot. 1061 00:42:46,483 --> 00:42:49,486 John would always be-- I wonder if there's still... 1062 00:42:49,527 --> 00:42:53,073 Oh, this has to have been there... 1063 00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:56,159 It's probably been there for 15 years. 1064 00:42:56,201 --> 00:42:58,578 John always had his stash, little bottles of gin, 1065 00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,788 hidden around the set. 1066 00:42:59,829 --> 00:43:01,623 Where else? Now I'm on a-- 1067 00:43:01,664 --> 00:43:03,291 Oh, I remember this. 1068 00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:05,960 This is one of my books here. 1069 00:43:06,002 --> 00:43:07,879 John, you're not gonna believe this. 1070 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:09,756 [laughs] 1071 00:43:09,798 --> 00:43:10,965 Still stashed all over the set. 1072 00:43:11,007 --> 00:43:12,509 I was actually impressed by that. 1073 00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:14,886 I used to always say that he's tanked, the ratings haven't. 1074 00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:17,055 No. No. Oh! - They did it. 1075 00:43:17,097 --> 00:43:18,640 Um, come in here. 1076 00:43:18,682 --> 00:43:21,142 Yeah, we were one of the first multicamera-- 1077 00:43:21,184 --> 00:43:22,227 - First show. - First show? 1078 00:43:22,268 --> 00:43:23,645 - First show, period. 1079 00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:25,480 - We were the first television shows in-- 1080 00:43:25,522 --> 00:43:27,315 We were the first. - Yeah. 1081 00:43:27,357 --> 00:43:29,651 - We were the first television show in history 1082 00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:33,071 to show someone, uh, actively taking a shit. 1083 00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:36,241 - [grunts] 1084 00:43:40,495 --> 00:43:42,163 I happen to hold two world records. 1085 00:43:42,205 --> 00:43:45,083 I was also simultaneously the first gay man 1086 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:49,504 in television history to be seen taking a shit. 1087 00:43:49,546 --> 00:43:51,756 - Penny! 1088 00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:53,591 It happened again! 1089 00:43:56,553 --> 00:43:58,179 - People come up to me, and they go, 1090 00:43:58,221 --> 00:43:59,514 "Thank you for being a woman on screen." 1091 00:43:59,556 --> 00:44:01,099 - And there's so much shame--sorry. 1092 00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:03,268 - 'Cause kids watch the show, and they go, "That's a woman." 1093 00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:06,521 - There's so much shame that we have culturally 1094 00:44:06,563 --> 00:44:08,606 around these bodily functions. 1095 00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:10,692 - And I was one of the first Jews to break into Hollywood. 1096 00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:12,193 It's a responsibility. 1097 00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:14,112 - You know, is it not just another function of the body? 1098 00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:16,364 - It can be a lot of responsibility. 1099 00:44:16,406 --> 00:44:19,367 - Is it no different than pee? 1100 00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:21,286 - I'm so moved. - [snapping fingers] 1101 00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:23,621 - I'm so moved. 1102 00:44:23,663 --> 00:44:25,790 - Is it no different than talking? 1103 00:44:25,832 --> 00:44:28,668 No. It's an opening and closing of an orifice. 1104 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:30,670 It's the same as this. - I love this painting. 1105 00:44:30,712 --> 00:44:32,172 - Hey, get-- you're gonna want to get... 1106 00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:33,548 - This is really-- 1107 00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:36,301 - An answer to this, because, oof, yeah, Grandma. 1108 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:38,136 - I know, Grandma. 1109 00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:41,723 [sighs] Grandma, I don't know what to do. 1110 00:44:41,765 --> 00:44:43,558 It's like with each promotion I get, 1111 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,977 I become more and more undatable. 1112 00:44:46,019 --> 00:44:47,812 Will I ever find someone? 1113 00:44:47,854 --> 00:44:50,357 - You're a catch. There are many eligible men 1114 00:44:50,398 --> 00:44:53,234 in this city who will celebrate your success with you. 1115 00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:55,695 You just have to be patient. 1116 00:44:55,737 --> 00:44:58,073 - Thanks, Grandma. - [belches] 1117 00:44:58,114 --> 00:44:59,783 - Grandma! 1118 00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:03,411 - Sorry, they serve seltzer on tap in hell. 1119 00:45:05,747 --> 00:45:07,582 - The actress who played my grandma... 1120 00:45:07,624 --> 00:45:10,251 - Dominique Reich. - Dominique. 1121 00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:12,504 - It was such a loss to the show, of course, 1122 00:45:12,545 --> 00:45:15,215 but also to the comedy community at large 1123 00:45:15,256 --> 00:45:17,342 when she passed away, especially for me. 1124 00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:19,427 You know, I was lucky enough to have fostered 1125 00:45:19,469 --> 00:45:21,346 a real connection with her on set. 1126 00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:24,766 - Meanwhile, I actually fostered her daughter. 1127 00:45:24,808 --> 00:45:26,101 - When? 1128 00:45:26,142 --> 00:45:28,144 - After she passed. 1129 00:45:28,186 --> 00:45:30,939 - She left a lot of her assets with me. 1130 00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:33,233 Actually, I rent out some of her properties 1131 00:45:33,274 --> 00:45:34,609 still to this day. 1132 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:37,278 - I remember I had to rent out a dance space 1133 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,114 just to work through some of my grief 1134 00:45:39,155 --> 00:45:40,740 that wasn't verbal. 1135 00:45:40,782 --> 00:45:42,826 - Sorry, do you hear how just with "fostered" and "rent out," 1136 00:45:42,867 --> 00:45:44,452 you're literally just kind of free-associating 1137 00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:46,121 off the language that I'm using. 1138 00:45:46,162 --> 00:45:47,455 - I always loved these chairs. 1139 00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:49,207 - Our researchers at "Point of Vieira" 1140 00:45:49,249 --> 00:45:52,043 were able to confirm that the actress Dominique Reich 1141 00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:53,837 did not, in fact, pass away 1142 00:45:53,878 --> 00:45:56,965 and currently resides in Long Beach, California, 1143 00:45:57,007 --> 00:45:58,967 with her wife and three children. 1144 00:45:59,009 --> 00:46:02,929 [soft music] 1145 00:46:02,971 --> 00:46:05,473 [laughter] 1146 00:46:05,515 --> 00:46:08,018 - She always-- - He always gets me. 1147 00:46:08,059 --> 00:46:09,394 - Yo, can we go again? 1148 00:46:09,436 --> 00:46:11,521 - Let's go again. 1149 00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:14,357 - It's really nice you two are processing this 1150 00:46:14,399 --> 00:46:17,318 because these wounds clearly run deep. 1151 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,778 - They do. 1152 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:20,155 - They really do, Diane. 1153 00:46:20,196 --> 00:46:21,656 - Oh, God. Sweetie, it's Katie. 1154 00:46:21,698 --> 00:46:24,284 - Oh. Katie. - Uh, it's Meredith. 1155 00:46:24,325 --> 00:46:25,702 both: Meredith. 1156 00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:27,996 - Meredith. - I'm always switching the two. 1157 00:46:28,038 --> 00:46:29,831 - So how do you move forward? 1158 00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:31,875 - You know, if I knew, I'd tell you, Mer. 1159 00:46:31,916 --> 00:46:34,336 [laughing] Call me when you figure it out. 1160 00:46:34,377 --> 00:46:36,129 - Uh, I think self-care, right? 1161 00:46:36,171 --> 00:46:39,257 I think self-care is the answer to all global issues. 1162 00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:41,217 - Do you think there's any way after today 1163 00:46:41,259 --> 00:46:43,303 that you could possibly be friends again? 1164 00:46:43,345 --> 00:46:46,264 [soft music] 1165 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:53,438 * * 1166 00:47:19,589 --> 00:47:21,549 - Did our waitress say anything yet 1167 00:47:21,591 --> 00:47:22,884 while I was in the bathroom? 1168 00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:26,513 - We've yet to be acknowledged. - Unbelievable. 1169 00:47:26,554 --> 00:47:28,014 - It's unbelievable. - Just say something. 1170 00:47:28,056 --> 00:47:30,892 - Just say something. - Just say you're a fan. 1171 00:47:30,934 --> 00:47:35,438 - Say it...so we can move on and enjoy our meal. 1172 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,732 - By the way, she doesn't even need to be a fan. 1173 00:47:37,774 --> 00:47:39,984 She just needs to acknowledge the work. 1174 00:47:40,026 --> 00:47:41,319 - Well said, well said. 1175 00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:44,030 - When we walk into a room, there's a charge. 1176 00:47:44,072 --> 00:47:45,740 - That charge, if you don't acknowledge the work, 1177 00:47:45,782 --> 00:47:47,784 it can't release, it can't be defused, 1178 00:47:47,826 --> 00:47:50,245 and then you're forcing all the other patrons 1179 00:47:50,286 --> 00:47:52,247 to sit kind of suspended in the charge. 1180 00:47:52,288 --> 00:47:55,583 And I'll just say this, and I'm going to say it once. 1181 00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,961 If you don't do a verbal acknowledgement 1182 00:47:58,003 --> 00:48:00,046 of the legacy, send a round. 1183 00:48:00,088 --> 00:48:02,257 - Send an appetizer at the very least. 1184 00:48:02,298 --> 00:48:03,758 - Bruschetta, something-- 1185 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,802 something symbolic, something small, 1186 00:48:05,844 --> 00:48:07,595 something small from the kitchen. 1187 00:48:07,637 --> 00:48:09,431 - If you're not gonna literally say it... 1188 00:48:09,472 --> 00:48:10,682 both: Say it with the kitchen. 1189 00:48:10,724 --> 00:48:11,975 - Say it with the kitchen, 1190 00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:13,935 and then we know, and then we can relax. 1191 00:48:13,977 --> 00:48:17,772 - The hostess was a sweetheart. - The hostess knew. 1192 00:48:17,814 --> 00:48:19,357 - When we came in... - She knew. 1193 00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:21,401 - Her knees almost buckled. I sensed it. 1194 00:48:21,443 --> 00:48:22,777 - She was beside-- 1195 00:48:22,819 --> 00:48:24,404 At least in the eyes, she was beside herself. 1196 00:48:24,446 --> 00:48:26,031 - She was beside herself. 1197 00:48:26,072 --> 00:48:28,199 Yeah, she's so sweet. Our waitress, though... 1198 00:48:28,241 --> 00:48:30,952 - Our waitress-- something's off. 1199 00:48:30,994 --> 00:48:33,955 - She's frozen. - She's frozen. Poor girl. 1200 00:48:33,997 --> 00:48:35,874 - What is she afraid of? - Something's wrong. 1201 00:48:35,915 --> 00:48:39,711 I think maybe socially she's a little behind her peer group. 1202 00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:42,297 - No, no, there's something at home, 1203 00:48:42,339 --> 00:48:44,174 something generational, 1204 00:48:44,215 --> 00:48:46,217 something very early. - Stop. I think she's coming. 1205 00:48:46,259 --> 00:48:48,178 - Is she empty-handed? - She has a round of drinks. 1206 00:48:48,219 --> 00:48:50,680 - She has a round? Okay, I'm gonna turn ever so lightly. 1207 00:48:50,722 --> 00:48:53,391 She smiled, John, so it's happening. 1208 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:55,143 - There's a little smile creeping on her face. 1209 00:48:55,185 --> 00:48:56,561 Here she comes. 1210 00:48:56,603 --> 00:48:58,646 - We can settle into the fact that it's happening. 1211 00:48:58,688 --> 00:49:00,899 - It's happening. She knows how it works. 1212 00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:03,109 - [gasps] 1213 00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:05,403 Oh. 1214 00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:09,657 - [scoffs] Unbelievable. 1215 00:49:09,699 --> 00:49:11,785 That's our round. - That's our round. 1216 00:49:11,826 --> 00:49:14,496 Unbelievable. - [sighs] 1217 00:49:14,537 --> 00:49:16,081 - Unbelievable. 1218 00:49:16,122 --> 00:49:18,291 - I haven't wanted to say this, but she's charmless. 1219 00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:20,502 - She's charmless. - The distaste. 1220 00:49:20,543 --> 00:49:23,004 The poor taste in that, John. - The gall. 1221 00:49:23,046 --> 00:49:25,840 - To not have the gall, the sense of self enough 1222 00:49:25,882 --> 00:49:28,968 to buck up, smile, and, "I'm a fan." 1223 00:49:29,010 --> 00:49:30,845 - I'd like to have a word with her. 1224 00:49:30,887 --> 00:49:33,139 - I'd like to follow her home, give her a little scare. 1225 00:49:33,181 --> 00:49:34,891 - Give her a little scare. - Knock on her door. 1226 00:49:34,933 --> 00:49:37,143 Finally she opens it. Then the look on her face-- 1227 00:49:37,185 --> 00:49:40,772 I can go, "Ah, so now you acknowledge the work?" 1228 00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:42,816 - She's coming. She's fucking coming to the table. 1229 00:49:42,857 --> 00:49:44,693 - Is she? Well, you'll notice... 1230 00:49:44,734 --> 00:49:47,654 - Yeah, no round. - [scoffs] 1231 00:49:47,696 --> 00:49:50,532 - Right here with your check. No rush, of course. 1232 00:49:50,573 --> 00:49:53,576 - Why do I feel rushed? - Oh, I'm sorry. 1233 00:49:53,618 --> 00:49:56,746 I just have to say, I'm a huge fan. 1234 00:49:56,788 --> 00:49:59,499 I-I grew up on "He's Gay, She's Half-Jewish," 1235 00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:02,043 and to have you two together like this, 1236 00:50:02,085 --> 00:50:03,878 it really brings me joy. 1237 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,881 So the banana split's on me tonight. 1238 00:50:06,923 --> 00:50:09,759 - Oh, thanks, doll. - Thank you, doll. 1239 00:50:09,801 --> 00:50:11,511 [chuckles] - Huh. Okay. 1240 00:50:11,553 --> 00:50:12,929 - Now, that's class. 1241 00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:15,056 - And did you see the color in her cheeks? 1242 00:50:15,098 --> 00:50:16,182 - Mm-hmm, that's grace. 1243 00:50:16,224 --> 00:50:18,268 - I'll just say it once. Was that so hard? 1244 00:50:18,309 --> 00:50:19,477 - Was that so hard? 1245 00:50:19,519 --> 00:50:22,564 No. What an angel and such poise. 1246 00:50:22,605 --> 00:50:24,441 - Such a way of her, such a zest. 1247 00:50:24,482 --> 00:50:26,401 - Yes. Yeah, of course. - Real something. 1248 00:50:26,443 --> 00:50:29,237 - You know, I would love to know her story, pick her brain. 1249 00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:31,656 Actually, we should get her back here--where is she? 1250 00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:33,950 - We'll get her name when we leave. 1251 00:50:33,992 --> 00:50:36,369 - I just want to leave-- - I'll ask them maître d'. 1252 00:50:36,411 --> 00:50:38,663 - [muttering to self] 1253 00:50:38,705 --> 00:50:41,833 - You know, they still make my favorite wedge... 1254 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:44,419 - It's an impeccable wedge salad. 1255 00:50:44,461 --> 00:50:46,087 Oh, dear. Oh. 1256 00:50:46,129 --> 00:50:48,590 Here we go. 1257 00:50:48,631 --> 00:50:50,342 - [sniffs] How long was I out? 1258 00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:51,384 Kate? - No time. 1259 00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:52,635 - Kate? - No one saw. 1260 00:50:52,677 --> 00:50:54,346 - Kate, where are you? - Right here, darling. 1261 00:50:54,387 --> 00:50:55,764 - Where are you? - Right here, doll. 1262 00:50:55,805 --> 00:50:57,140 Dollface, right here. - Oh, there you are. 1263 00:50:57,182 --> 00:50:59,642 - No one saw. - You absolutely sure? 1264 00:50:59,684 --> 00:51:01,770 - Absolutely sure. - All right. [clears throat] 1265 00:51:01,811 --> 00:51:05,106 - Do I have anything in my teeth? 1266 00:51:05,148 --> 00:51:06,232 - No. 1267 00:51:06,274 --> 00:51:08,193 Do I? 1268 00:51:08,234 --> 00:51:09,527 - All clear. 1269 00:51:09,569 --> 00:51:10,987 - All right. 1270 00:51:11,029 --> 00:51:14,657 Mm, mine's ready. - Mine too. 1271 00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:20,038 both: One, two, together on three, and three. 1272 00:51:22,332 --> 00:51:23,333 - All right. 1273 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:26,294 [light music] 1274 00:51:26,336 --> 00:51:29,381 * * 1275 00:51:29,422 --> 00:51:32,801 - [grunting] 1276 00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:34,761 [John mumbling, Kate humming] 1277 00:51:34,803 --> 00:51:36,721 - Oops, missed a sleeve. 1278 00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:41,434 * * 1279 00:51:41,476 --> 00:51:44,688 Bye. [laughs] 1280 00:51:44,729 --> 00:51:47,148 Yeah, it's us. 1281 00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:49,442 - A sidecar and a martini-- love it. 1282 00:51:49,484 --> 00:51:51,319 - Oh. [laughs] 1283 00:51:51,361 --> 00:51:53,446 Uh... - Yeah. 1284 00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:55,573 - Hello, hello, hello. 1285 00:51:55,615 --> 00:51:57,492 How are you? 1286 00:51:57,534 --> 00:52:00,328 - Enjoy. [John speaking indistinctly] 1287 00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:01,830 Why don't I take a lap over there? 1288 00:52:01,871 --> 00:52:03,373 'Cause you already got that side. 1289 00:52:03,415 --> 00:52:06,001 - Oh, I didn't get that far. Yes, it's us, it's us. 1290 00:52:06,042 --> 00:52:08,003 - You can say something. Don't be shy. 1291 00:52:08,044 --> 00:52:10,672 We don't bite. [chuckles] 1292 00:52:10,714 --> 00:52:13,091 - Oh, they're in our usual booth. 1293 00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:15,343 Your meal's on us. I'm kidding. 1294 00:52:15,385 --> 00:52:18,513 [both laughing] 1295 00:52:18,555 --> 00:52:20,932 Oh, very nice, a prime rib. 1296 00:52:22,851 --> 00:52:26,229 - Now, where--I'm lost. I'm lost. 90021

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