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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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All: ♪ I can't sleep at night
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♪ I ain't been eatin' right
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♪ just seeing you
and me together
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♪ together
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Keith: ♪ well, I been
skipping down the cobblestones
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♪ talking to myself alone
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♪ sleeping by the telephone
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♪ and I like it
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♪ and I like it
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♪ ever since we
talked that night
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♪ flyin' like a summer kite
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♪ my mama says
I ain't been right
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♪ I believe it
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♪ I believe it
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♪ 'cause it means I'm in love ♪
got myself together if I say so myself
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♪ 'cause it means I'm in love with
you ♪ love is gonna get me by, by
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♪ 'cause it means I'm in love ♪
Jack in the beanstalk climbin' all the way
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♪ to the beautiful sky
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♪ I'm in love with you
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Keith: ♪ to the beautiful sky
♪ love, I'm in love with you
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Keith: ♪ to the beautiful sky
♪ love, I'm in love with you
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♪ I can't sleep at night
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♪ I ain't been eatin' right
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♪ just seeing you
and me together
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♪ together
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♪ together
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♪ 'cause it means I'm in love ♪
got myself together if I say so myself
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♪ 'cause it means I'm in love with
you ♪ love is gonna get me by, by
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♪ 'cause it means I'm in love ♪
Jack in the beanstalk climbin' all the way
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♪ to the beautiful sky
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♪ I'm in love with you
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♪ 'cause it means I'm
in love, ♪ I'm in love
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♪ 'cause it means
I'm in love with you ♪
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(cheering)
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(Groans)
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Well, after two
weeks on the road,
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it will be nice to
get home again.
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Yeah. Going back to school
will be like taking a vacation.
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You're sick.
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Well, I have a little
surprise for all of you.
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We're not going
straight home. We're not?
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We're gonna leave the snow
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and spend a couple of days
in a very secluded, rustic cabin.
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Laurie: Oh,
fantastic. All right.
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Thanks to Reuben.
No, don't thank me.
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Okay, we won't.
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Why not thank me?
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It was my idea.
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I borrowed the
cabin from a friend.
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Oh, Reuben. Thank you.
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I really mean that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Me, too. From
the bottom of my heart.
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Thank you so much.
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They speak for me, too.
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Your generosity and thoughtfulness
has deeply touched me.
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Me, too.
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I may cry.
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Even when I get
respect, I get no respect.
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Danny: Wow. What a great place.
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Look at all those
trees and mountains.
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Chris: It's neat.
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Keith: Two days here
will be out of sight.
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Laurie: You weren't kidding when
you said this place was secluded.
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There isn't a house for miles.
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Oh, Reuben, it's just
beautiful. Thank you.
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That's okay, Shirley.
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Look, I'm gonna let you in.
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And then, Keith, would you mind
driving me back up to lake Tahoe?
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You're not staying?
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No. I only came along to
show you how to get here.
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You think I'm gonna
be confined with five kids
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when I can be confined with
a whole town full of red lips?
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Oh, no.
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Inside, everybody.
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(Thunder rumbling)
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Well, there goes all our fun.
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Ah, it'll be over in a minute.
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Meanwhile, you got this great
cabin to entertain yourselves in.
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Keith, would you run
me back to Tahoe now?
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Drive that mountain
road in this downpour?
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You got to be kidding.
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Reuben, Keith's right.
It's too dangerous.
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You better wait
till the rain lets up.
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Oh, it's only a little downpour.
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Mr. Kincaid's right,
mom. It's only a light rain.
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Yeah. If you and Laurie
gather the animals,
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Keith and I'll build the ark.
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(Thunder rumbling)
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Four hours.
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Four hours of pouring rain.
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What joker said it would
be over in a minute?
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That was you.
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Well, I never thought
you'd turn on me, Laurie.
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I wanna go out and play.
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Honey, you can't go
out until the rain stops.
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But it's really boring.
There's no TV or anything.
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He's right, you know. A caveman
would consider this place a slum.
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When we first got here, you
said the place was quaint.
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Well, that was when
you were staying here
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and I was going
back to lake Tahoe.
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Danny: I'm hungry.
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Yeah, I could go for
something to eat, too.
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Well, I brought plenty of food.
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Enough for the whole weekend.
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Keith, would you go
out and get it please.
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It's out in the bus.
I'll get soaked.
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Be sure to wear your raincoat.
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It's out in the bus.
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Be sure to wear
it on the way back.
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(Thunder rumbling)
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(Banging on door)
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I barely heard you
over the thunder.
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I would have kicked louder
but my toes are soggy.
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That's not all that's soggy.
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The bus is now two feet shorter.
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It shrunk?
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It sunk. Right up
to its axles in mud.
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It'll take a tow-truck
to get us out of there.
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No problem. We'll
call a garage in town.
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Where are we gonna call from?
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Well, the nearest phone is...
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In town.
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Neat. We're stuck here forever.
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Honey, we're not stuck.
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Look, I agree this isn't
the vacation we'd hoped for,
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but why don't we look
on it as an adventure?
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Look, there must be
another cabin with a phone.
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When the rain
stops I'll go look.
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Sure. There's
nothing to worry about.
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Reuben, I'll fix us some
food if you light the stove.
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You're on.
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Where's the knobs?
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What knobs? The
knobs to turn on the stove.
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There aren't any knobs.
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No knobs.
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It's a wood burning-stove.
There's a wood bin in the corner.
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I'll help you, Reuben.
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Get that one. I wanna dry off.
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Isn't that too big
to start a fire?
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Haven't you ever
heard of a forest fire?
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Reuben: Oh,
there's no such thing.
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Forests are much
too big to burn.
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Right. Smokey
bear is just paranoid.
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Okay, I'll light the end of the
log and you stuff it in the stove.
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Okay.
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It's not burning.
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I think you're supposed to
start out with shavings and...
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Laurie, I know
how to start a fire.
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When I was in Korea, I
started hundreds of campfires.
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Reuben, how did you start
those campfires in Korea?
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Well, I...
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I don't suppose anybody
has a flamethrower?
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Mom, that was a great dinner.
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Don't thank me. Thank Laurie.
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Well, you cooked the dinner.
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She started the fire.
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One lucky break and
she gets all the glory.
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You know, eating all that food
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gave me enough energy
to realize something,
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I'm bored.
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You're bored?
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You haven't spent six
hours in a room with five...
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Kids.
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Look, the reason you're bored is
because you're not doing anything.
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Mom's right.
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Just because we're confined, doesn't
mean we can't entertain ourselves.
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Hey, I know a game
called finish the story.
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Somebody starts out a
phrase like "Once upon a time, "
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and then somebody else throws
in a phrase until you have a story.
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Oh, that sounds thrilling.
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I'll bet Hugh Hefner plays
that game all the time.
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Come on, Reuben, it's
better than complaining.
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Okay, okay. Once upon a time...
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There was a very happy family.
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With a manager
that was a grouch.
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They went on a weekend trip.
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And they all got
stuck in the rain.
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Everyone had a rotten time.
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And the little kids cried.
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Okay, that's enough of that
game. Let's try something else.
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And they tried something
else, and they were still bored,
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and it was all their
manager's fault.
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You know, what would be fun?
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A scientific experiment,
like making a rain Gauge.
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So, Danny, why
don't you go outside,
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open your mouth,
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and stay there till you fill up?
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This is silly.
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What did people do for
entertainment before TV?
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They talked.
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Whatever happened to
the art of conversation?
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Who knows? Nobody
ever talks about it.
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I think talking is a good idea.
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It'll give us all a
chance to interrelate.
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What do you propose
we talk about?
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Anything.
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Anything?
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Sure, anything that
comes into your mind.
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Let's talk about free love.
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Next subject.
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The conversation just
started to get interesting.
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Uh, let's talk
about world affairs.
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Too depressing.
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Yeah, that sums
up world affairs.
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You want to know the words I
misspelled on my spelling test?
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No.
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Neither do I.
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Wonderful. Now, we've discussed
sex, politics, and education.
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Well, now that we've
covered everything,
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why don't we all sit quietly,
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and think about
what we've learned?
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(Thunder rumbling)
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Look, it is getting dark.
Maybe we all better go to bed.
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These lamps don't
give off much light.
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At 7:30?
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It's either that or sit around
and make shadow pictures.
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There are two bedrooms.
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You know, it's strange.
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If your friend lives by
only bare necessities,
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why does he have two bedrooms?
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He's married.
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I'll take the bedroom on
the right. Good night, all.
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Wait a minute, you
don't expect the rest of us
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to sleep in one bedroom, do you?
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Do you really think that's fair?
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Why not? I'm taking my
bedroom sight unseen.
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Reuben, the boys
will sleep in one room
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and the girls in the other.
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Now wait a minute. There's
probably only one bed in there.
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That's something you're gonna
have to figure out for yourselves.
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Oh, well...
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Good night.
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Yeah, good night. Good night.
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Dibbies on the bed.
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Wait a minute!
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It's not fair. I yelled
dibbies on the bed.
252
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:56,233
True. But then I pointed out
that I am bigger than you are.
253
00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:59,600
It still doesn't make it right.
254
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,567
If you are big enough to
get away with it, it's right.
255
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,167
That's international law.
256
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:10,300
It's not fair. I yelled
dibbies on the bed.
257
00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:12,167
Tracy has a point, mom.
258
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,400
Seems to me that we
should all get a chance to vote.
259
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,767
After all, this is a democracy.
260
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:20,367
Well, I certainly wouldn't
want to be undemocratic.
261
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,333
So I vote for the bed,
262
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,567
since you two are too
young to vote, I win.
263
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,833
(Guitar playing) Captain
thunder sure is neat.
264
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:32,433
He just punched
snakeman in the face mask.
265
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,733
Chris, don't give us a
blow-by-blow description.
266
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,967
Just because you're interested does
not mean the rest of us wanna hear it.
267
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:42,233
I'm glad you brought
that up, Keith.
268
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:46,933
Has it occurred to you that the rest of
us don't wanna hear you play the guitar?
269
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,067
(Knuckles cracking)
270
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:52,300
I am not thrilled
about captain thunder.
271
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:55,167
I'm not crazy about guitars.
272
00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:59,100
But if you fire one more round
of knuckles over my head,
273
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:01,033
I'm gonna stuff
you up the chimney.
274
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:03,833
Relax, Reuben. It's just that
275
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,243
it's too early for
him to go to sleep,
276
00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,633
and we're all on edge.
277
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,500
Besides, you know
you're not sleepy.
278
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,333
Okay, I'm sorry.
279
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,867
It's just that we're stuck here
280
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:14,200
with no contact with
the outside world.
281
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:16,933
The rain will let up
soon and you can leave.
282
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,400
Does anybody mind
if turn on my radio?
283
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,667
As long as you don't
do it with your knuckles.
284
00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:23,733
But who knows how
long it's gonna last...
285
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,000
You have a transistor radio?
286
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,900
We can get a weather forecast.
287
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,776
(Radio channels skipping) I think
there's a news station around 84.
288
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,133
84.
289
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,733
Man on radio: Ironically,
only a short distance away,
290
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:37,000
southern California is enduring
its second year of drought.
291
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:39,100
The temperatures range
between a low of 80...
292
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,033
(Shushes) Did I hear a radio?
293
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,333
But the near-record rainfall
that is besieging southern Nevada
294
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,833
is now expected to last at
least four or five more days.
295
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,833
Highway patrol has issued...
296
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,767
(Radio turns off) I don't
wanna hear any more.
297
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:55,567
I have a date with Lola tomorrow
night, but I suppose nobody cares.
298
00:14:55,633 --> 00:15:00,267
Reuben, do you realize we may
be stuck here four or five days?
299
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,233
Mom only brought
enough food for two.
300
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,900
But there's no place
to get food for 40 miles.
301
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,867
Well, that means...
302
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:10,543
Well, that means that
the next time you see Lola,
303
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,433
she'll notice how trim you look.
304
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:22,033
Look, there's really nothing
for any of us to worry about.
305
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,500
I mean, we know we're
gonna get out of here.
306
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,467
Don't we?
307
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,533
(Knuckles crack)
308
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,800
I don't believe it.
309
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:36,967
I'm stuck with
five kids, no food,
310
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:39,700
and herb Alpert and
his Tijuana knuckles.
311
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,767
Did you Jack up the bus?
312
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,200
We jacked down the Jack.
313
00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:54,867
It sunk in the mud.
314
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:57,000
Wasn't a total failure, though.
315
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,000
Two feet down, we struck water.
316
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,433
Well, now what do we do?
317
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,567
Like I said, we should
come up with a survival plan.
318
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:07,967
All right, Danny, that's enough.
319
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:12,100
Now, first thing we have
to do is to come up with a...
320
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,233
Survival plan.
321
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:21,600
I've got a plan. Let's panic.
322
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,567
All right. Before
we get excited,
323
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:28,567
I think we ought to analyze the
pros and cons of this situation,
324
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:31,800
and then make a
clear, rational decision.
325
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,733
All right. First, the pros.
326
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,100
Okay. Let's move on to the cons.
327
00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:52,333
All right.
328
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,133
We're stuck in the
mud and can't get out.
329
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,900
We're totally isolated and there's
no other cabins around here for miles.
330
00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:00,500
Nobody's coming up that
mountain road in this rain.
331
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,400
Town's 40 miles away.
332
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:06,367
No phone. No food. No Lola.
333
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:09,833
The more we talk, the
more I like your original plan.
334
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,100
To Jack up the
bus? No, to panic.
335
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,976
All right, since we don't know
how long we're gonna be here,
336
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,867
we'd better ration out the food.
337
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,367
He took my biscuit.
338
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,133
Our biscuit.
339
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,067
International law strikes again.
340
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,067
Well, Chris and
Tracy have to eat,
341
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,800
so I'll volunteer
some of my food.
342
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,333
Yeah, I will, too.
343
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,500
I will, too.
344
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,467
I was gonna give them
some of my biscuit,
345
00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:40,767
but I don't have it anymore.
346
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,100
How important
are they to the act?
347
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,767
You know...
348
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,533
There is one thing that
you have all overlooked.
349
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,533
Besides food,
350
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,633
what is the one necessary
element to support life?
351
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:05,733
Oxygen.
352
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,667
Besides that. Lola.
353
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,833
Besides that.
354
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,133
Keith.
355
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,933
Besides that. Water.
356
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,567
Besides rationing our food,
we've got to ration our water.
357
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,367
(Thunder rumbling)
358
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,300
(Rain pattering)
359
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:26,133
Okay. Let's ration the
water. Your ration is lake erie.
360
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:32,000
Okay, so I said a dumb thing.
361
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:36,033
But as dumb as it was, nobody
came up with anything better.
362
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,533
Look, the problem is
simple. We're isolated.
363
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,700
The world is out
there and we're in here.
364
00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:45,367
Yeah. A simple communication gap
365
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:47,867
of 40 desolate miles.
366
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,033
(Rain stops)
367
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,967
Wait.
368
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,667
Do you hear anything?
369
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,800
No.
370
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,167
Neither do I.
371
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,967
Keith, I think your
mother's getting hysterical.
372
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,633
Now she's not hearing things.
373
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,333
What I don't hear is rain.
374
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,667
Hey, it stopped.
375
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:19,833
Hey, it has stopped.
376
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,800
But not for long, though.
Look at those clouds.
377
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,333
(Plane engine humming) Listen.
378
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,600
A plane. Maybe
they're looking for us.
379
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,067
Nobody knows we're here.
380
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,000
Then we better figure
out a way to signal them.
381
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:34,209
We can put some rocks on
the ground and spell out "Help."
382
00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:36,133
right. And in case
they don't see that,
383
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,876
I'll light a fire in the stove
and send up distress signals.
384
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,800
Morse code's one
thing I did learn in Korea.
385
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,167
How did Laurie start
that fire, anyway?
386
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,533
I don't know.
387
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,000
I was too busy sulking.
388
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:50,967
(Thunder rumbling)
389
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:52,967
(Rain pattering)
390
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:55,400
Guess what? It's pouring again.
391
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:56,900
How'd you make
out with the fire?
392
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,567
Oh, fine.
393
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:01,600
Unfortunately, the rain
came down the pipe, put it out.
394
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,033
The rain didn't
put it out before.
395
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,433
Oh, how'd you do
with the help signal?
396
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:08,800
Not too well.
397
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:10,067
We couldn't find enough rocks.
398
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,940
All we managed to
spell out was "He."
399
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:14,000
oh, great. We may be saved,
400
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,933
providing some tourist mistakes
this place for a men's room.
401
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,533
I smell smoke.
402
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,467
Why is that smoke backing up?
403
00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:27,700
We turned off the vent so
we could make smoke signals.
404
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:31,233
Oh, there. It'll clear
out in a minute.
405
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,733
We started a fire.
How did we do it?
406
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,267
Darned if I know.
407
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,900
Keith, would you mind
telling us what's going on?
408
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:55,967
This is our last
chance to be rescued.
409
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:58,767
Would you mind sharing
our last chance with us?
410
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,567
I'm setting up the equipment
just like at a concert.
411
00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:03,467
I'm gonna turn up
the amplifier full blast,
412
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,967
and we'll all yell, "Help"
Into the microphone.
413
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,600
Hey, you know, it might work.
414
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,633
In these canyons, the
sound could carry for miles.
415
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,367
There's only one problem.
416
00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:14,933
We have to have electricity
to run the equipment.
417
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,933
We're gonna hook it
up to the bus generator,
418
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,500
and if we're lucky
it just might work.
419
00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:21,100
Okay, here goes.
420
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,267
Okay, Reuben. Turn it on.
421
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,967
(Bus engine starting)
422
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:30,667
The engine is running.
I have the two wires.
423
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:35,367
Now, I'm going to attach the
bare wires to the generator, and...
424
00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:36,900
(Reuben screams)
425
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:41,800
Reuben? Reuben,
are you all right?
426
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,167
Boy, you've done it
again, Mr. Kincaid.
427
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:47,033
You've just ruined
operation big mouth.
428
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:50,367
Seems to me operation
big mouth is doing just fine.
429
00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,467
(Knocking at door)
430
00:21:53,533 --> 00:21:55,333
Oh, who could that
be at a time like this?
431
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,800
Don't answer it.
432
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,767
Hi. The name's e.J.
Whacker, forest ranger.
433
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:05,209
Just wondered if I
could be of any service.
434
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:08,500
Oh, can you ever.
How did you find us?
435
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:10,633
Well, I patrol these
back roads during storms
436
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:14,033
just in case campers or folks like
yourselves get stranded, and I saw the light.
437
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,500
That was probably Mr. Kincaid.
438
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,867
Well, you happened along
just in time, Mr. Whacker.
439
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,967
We are stranded and
we're so glad to see you.
440
00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:23,567
We conquered the elements.
441
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:26,367
We're free. Free at last.
442
00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:29,233
Well, I'm glad you're free
because now you can help me.
443
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:33,033
When I pulled in, I got
my car stuck in the mud,
444
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,333
and I need a push.
445
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,900
You need a push?
446
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,500
We'll all push.
447
00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,633
Well?
448
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:56,800
Who, me? I'm too small to push
anybody around. International law.
449
00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,733
If you had a neck, I'd wring it.
450
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:17,900
(Sighs)
451
00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:19,267
I need more room.
452
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,633
You're taking up
the whole couch now.
453
00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:26,400
If you don't give me more
room I'll take off my shoes.
454
00:23:27,933 --> 00:23:29,433
It's all yours.
455
00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:36,900
Well, things are
certainly back to normal.
456
00:23:36,967 --> 00:23:38,133
Yeah.
457
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,467
Well, I'm sorry it's all over.
458
00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:41,867
What?
459
00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:44,100
I know it hasn't been
much of a vacation,
460
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:47,300
but it was an adventure.
461
00:23:47,367 --> 00:23:50,167
We faced death
and spit in his eye.
462
00:23:50,233 --> 00:23:51,600
Yeah.
463
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:54,500
Yeah, it's a great feeling
to know how to survive.
464
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,567
Remember how we hooked
the amplifier up to the bus?
465
00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:59,633
Oh, that was an ingenious plan.
466
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,433
You were electrocuted.
467
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:06,367
I survived. It was
man against nature.
468
00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,533
What about woman against nature?
469
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,100
You did your part.
470
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:11,967
The cooking, the
cleaning, and all that stuff.
471
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:14,867
But let's face it. You never
would've made it without us.
472
00:24:15,867 --> 00:24:17,733
Oh, brother.
473
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,400
You guys should get
a merit badge for egos.
474
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:28,833
Nothing personal, it's just a fact
that men are stronger than women.
475
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:32,600
Well, in that case,
you can unload the bus.
476
00:24:32,667 --> 00:24:35,700
It's much too heavy
for us frail women.
477
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:44,633
Well, it's okay to be
the strong, silent type,
478
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:48,333
but I am going to have to
learn to keep quiet about it.
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