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So I'm choreographing
a professional,
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gold medal level
figure skating routine
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to Whitney Houston's
"I Have Nothing."
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Wait, so you're a choreographer?
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I'm not
a choreographer.
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- Can you skate?
- I've been on skates.
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Oh!
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What she wants to do
is a little crazy.
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Has everybody forgotten that
Carolyn is not a choreographer?
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I don't even know if I can do
it and I'm an Olympic medalist.
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She's got a plan.
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Everybody happy?
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Fabulously.
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What are you
gonna do differently?
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You say the boys are gonna
play like you but the chirping,
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and the lumber, and
the running around
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have always been your game.
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So, if I keep this team going,
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how're you gonna
raise your game?
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What are you gonna
do differently?
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This team
will never lose again.
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Welcome to another edition
of "Questionable Call"
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brought to you by
BROdude Energy.
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I'm your host, Anik Archambault,
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along with our panelists,
Tessa Bonhomme,
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Jay Onrait, and the
man they call RA.
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Mesdames and messieurs,
why save the best for last?
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We're leading with
these peckerheads now?
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I take it you saw the
most recent installment
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of Bulldogs Mic'd Up?
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Oui, monsieur. And
here are my personal
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highlights from last week's bout
with the hicks from Timmins.
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Hey, how'd that corn
come in, Apeldoorn?
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She knee-high by
the 4th of July?
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Hey, you ever see any
crop circles out there or?
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Hey, when you're driving
by a field of cows,
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how hard is it to
not just pull over
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- and rope one of 'em right there?
- Fuck you, Shoresy!
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There's entertainment
value, I'll give you that.
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Tight competition. But
the best stuff comes
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when they play
Keller in North Bay.
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Holy fuck, Keller,
did that C get even bigger?
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Should sell ads on that thing.
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You know what might look nice
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is some overhead
lights right here.
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Put a missing kid on
there, ya fuckin' loser!
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I love those Keller
exchanges too,
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but you cannot beat the Soo.
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Hey, those visors
come any darker?
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I can still kinda see
how fuckin' ugly ya are.
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Is there an eclipse tonight?
I can see your old lady
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in the stands up there. You
should put one of those on her.
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- Are they still undefeated?
- Shoresy vowed the team
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would never lose
again. And well...
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They're all losers in the NOSHO.
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After dropping the
final game of the season
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to the Soo Cyclones last year,
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the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs
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swept the playoffs
to win the league.
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Damn shame the National
Senior Tournament
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was cancelled. They
were on a heater!
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- They still are.
- You bet, Tessa!
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The Bulldogs are on a
20-game win streak this year,
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looking to win the final four
contest for a perfect season.
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Never done before in the NOSHO.
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They've got the
whole team buzzin'
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but big individual efforts, too.
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Michaels is the best
goalie in the NOSHO,
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and JJ Frankie JJ leads
the league in goals!
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- Frankie's on top of the world.
- Yeah, but they've got the new
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American expansion team
twice and they're a handful.
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You know, only in the NOSHO
could there exist two teams
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from the Soo. Soo, Ontario,
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and then, I didn't
even know there was...
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- Soo, Michigan, baby.
- Yes, the NOSHO
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- is now a five-team league.
- Yeah, but here's the problem,
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they've spent the entire
season humiliating the rest
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of the league on the internet.
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They're putting a giant
target on their back.
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Four games
left on the campaign,
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Timmins, North Bay,
Soo Michigan at home,
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then Soo Michigan
again stateside.
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You know they're
all dying to spoil this
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for the Bulldogs.
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They've got bigger problems.
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Not to sound like
the Bobfather here
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but you think Shoresy
was bad last year
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trying to get them
outta the bottom.
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- Yes.
- I'm hearin' he's way worse
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this year tryin' to
keep 'em at the top.
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Whatever he's
doin', it's workin'.
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No one can pass the Bulldogs
for first place this year.
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They've got it locked up.
But with four games remaining
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and four wins away from
a record-breaking season,
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it's up to the Bulldogs.
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They can be the best team
in the league this year,
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or they can be the best
team in the league, ever.
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Sure, Anik. What
could go wrong?
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We're
hammerin' too much ass.
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- That's why we're here.
- Well, not me.
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- I know.
- Too many distractions,
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Shoresy. Priority
is a perfect season.
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Seriously, Nat, I want that
fuckin' record but like...
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I've got my priorities straight.
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- Sanger, don't be a pussy.
- But what, slut?
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But like, the boys are
right up against it.
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- Why?
- Well, one, we're on
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- a 20-game heater.
- And two?
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There's an impossible amount
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of good-looking
girls in Sudbury.
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Too bad all the dudes
are ugly, though.
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I was just gonna say,
Ziig, your hair looks legit
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- good like that.
- Yeah?
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But I still think way
more dudes'd be into me.
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- Guilty.
- Sanger... don't be a pussy.
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She's my girlfriend, my guy.
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Yeah, but ya don't gotta
be like... kee-he-he-he!
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I asked you to raise
your game last year.
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- Me?
- Oh, my God.
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You started working
hard away from the rink,
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throwing some weights around,
and I will give it to you, man,
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- you got jacked.
- It's the least I can do, Nat.
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Seriously, thank
you so much for...
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keepin' the team goin'.
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Tuck in your fuckin'
tampon string.
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You answered the call.
But then, you went above
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and beyond the call and you
got the rest of the team
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- jacked with you.
- What's good for the goose.
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Which brings us to the problem
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- of my own manufacturing.
- Hammerin' too much ass?
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- Yeah...
- Huh?
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They're top of the
league, defending champs,
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20-game heater, and they're
the most jacked team
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in the NOSHO. Can you imagine?
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Trust me, you can't.
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Got more ass than
Kellogg's got Corn Flakes.
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I can't help but feel
entirely responsible.
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- You are.
- You think?
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Well... if you don't
want the boys in snapper,
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definitely don't make us do
a calendar of sexy photos.
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- You're right.
- You're an idiot.
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I can't believe you got
'em to do that shit.
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That calendar's gonna bite
us in the ass one day, Nat.
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You look like such a fucking
goof in that thing, Shoresy.
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Ziig, you got a voice that
goes up one side of me
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- and right down the other.
- I've got a voice?
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Yeah, and a face
that makes me go, ah!
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The money from the calendars
will help fund our bid
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to host the National
Senior Tournament.
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It won't get
cancelled again now.
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- Brilliant move, ladies.
- Kee-he-he-he!
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What's good
for the goose.
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Four games left for
a perfect season.
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- Keep the boys focused, slut.
- I want that record.
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Make sure they get the message.
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That you want the record?
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The other one.
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You're
hammerin' too much ass.
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Well, I was more
talkin' to Goody.
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- Mkay.
- Dolo, you're hammerin'
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- way too much ass.
- Settle down.
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What am I, chopped liver?
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Well, they wheeled
more than you.
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You're some crooked
aren't ya, b'y?
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You ever have foie gras?
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Yeah, like Dolo
wheeled the most.
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- Goody's second.
- No, foie gras.
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And then, you well in third.
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B'ys, he's right rotted, he is.
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I'm not saying you're ugly,
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Hitch. That's not
what I'm sayin'.
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- Charitable of ya, me son.
- I'm just sayin'
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- you're the ugliest here.
- Lard Jeezus!
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- You got a dip?
- Bethany?
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- Yeah?
- Join us out
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where we're to, please?
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Bethany Dawn.
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Isn't it cute how he
calls me by my full name?
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If we're becomin' one,
I do ya the courtesy.
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Well, I only know your nickname.
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Well, his full
name's Ted Hitchcock.
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- It's kinda funny 'cause when...
- Who's the ugliest
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outta the b'ys here
where we're to?
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Shoresy.
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Now, go on in out of it, me son.
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- Sorry.
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
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- What's that, old man?
- Should be two outta three.
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Let's get on the go!
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Melodie?
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- Ooh.
- We got a nail-biter.
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Shoresy is
the ugliest guy here.
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All right, now we're out
the other end of 'er.
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Oh... Frankie is here.
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- Tit fucker.
- Frankie's here?
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Yeah, why do you
think it smells like
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- spaghetti carbonara?
- Tit fucker.
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Let's get some fuckin'
tandoori barbecue kebabs.
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I dunno about that Quebecer b'y.
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Last year left us
in a real pickle
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chasin' Laurence
Leboeuf back to Quebec.
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- Laurence Leboeuf?
- Laurence Leboeuf?
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- Well, would you chase 'er?
- Yes, b'y. You?
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Was a bit young but...
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You're still the
ugliest, Shoresy.
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I don't care.
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I think he
looks pretty good.
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Girl, no you don't.
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Yeah, too much Bailey's
in my coffee this morning.
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Just can't believe
you got them to do this shit.
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Ask and
you shall receive.
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They knew how
much ass would follow.
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Bingo.
Got us to 50% full.
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Bums in seats, baby.
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Impressive
numbers for senior hockey.
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But 50 ain't 75.
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Has Michaels been acting weird?
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Goalies
are always weird.
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The Wolves get so
many kids out to the games.
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I love seeing that. We need
to get more kids to the rink.
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Kids in sports
stay off the streets.
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Drugs kill dreams.
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Yeah.
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Let's focus on
the youth, ladies.
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Could
fucking puke. Ugly.
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The good
thing about the calendars
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is that none of us
looked too ugly.
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Sure, we're all in
top shape, b'ys.
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Why not put it up on a calendar?
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Yeah, like the calendars'll
always be there
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to remind us of a time
we weren't too ugly.
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One day we'll wish we're
still lookin' so good
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- as what we did.
- Settle down.
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But it's kinda funny.
It's like, I come in,
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I take my tarp off,
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and then, we had to take
all your pictures again
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because you didn't
have your tarps off.
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Didn't think of it, old man.
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Well, if I'm a broad lookin'
at a sexy calendar of dudes,
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00:10:58,434 --> 00:11:00,468
I'm probably hopin' they
have their tarps off.
240
00:11:00,469 --> 00:11:02,837
Too hand to the game time
for a Martoonie, eh, me son?
241
00:11:02,838 --> 00:11:04,972
Those calendars are gonna
bite us in the ass one day,
242
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:07,709
boys. All right,
who wants more?
243
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:10,912
One, two, three, four,
fuckin' 500 probably.
244
00:11:10,913 --> 00:11:12,346
Tit fucker!
245
00:11:14,183 --> 00:11:16,423
Didn't think of the
grease downs either, old man.
246
00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:20,388
Hey, we got eight Apeldoorn's
on deck here, gents.
247
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,589
Let's get focused here now.
248
00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:23,324
First time I've been
in a room wit a dozen
249
00:11:23,325 --> 00:11:26,228
or more greased up dudes, b'ys,
and might not be the last.
250
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,798
Well, if I'm a broad lookin'
at a calendar of sexy dudes
251
00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:32,433
with their tarps off,
I'm probably hopin'
252
00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:34,202
- they're greased down too.
- Les Jims.
253
00:11:34,203 --> 00:11:35,269
Oh, is that the Jims?
254
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,437
- Yeah.
- Hey, Jim.
255
00:11:36,438 --> 00:11:37,438
- Hello.
- Jim.
256
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:38,507
Sorry
we're late, Shoresy.
257
00:11:38,507 --> 00:11:39,808
We were playing
Reach For The Top.
258
00:11:39,808 --> 00:11:41,576
All the b'ys with the
spray tans too, look.
259
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,877
Well, Dolo didn't get one.
260
00:11:42,878 --> 00:11:44,645
For obvious reasons. Eh, Dolo?
261
00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:46,647
It's pretty obvious why
you didn't get one, eh?
262
00:11:46,648 --> 00:11:47,915
And ain't it sum'in.
263
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,617
The Jims didn't lift
a single weight,
264
00:11:49,618 --> 00:11:51,552
kept der tarps on
the entire time,
265
00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:53,755
and still might be d'most
popular of all the b'ys.
266
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,156
Now see, that idea was all me,
267
00:11:55,157 --> 00:11:56,692
but how 'bout a little
focusin' here, boys?
268
00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:58,794
- Let's get focused in here now.
- Wait, are we talkin' about
269
00:11:58,794 --> 00:12:00,595
puttin' them in their
jail guard uniforms?
270
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,263
Oh, see Hitch,
271
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:05,300
Fish would be the
ugliest guy in this room.
272
00:12:05,968 --> 00:12:08,270
Be a lot less ugly if you were
still scorin' a goal a game.
273
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,638
You know, I think
the uniforms gave...
274
00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:11,573
Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
275
00:12:12,174 --> 00:12:13,908
Well, like, if I'm a broad
276
00:12:13,909 --> 00:12:15,977
looking at a sexy calendar
of greased-down dudes
277
00:12:15,978 --> 00:12:18,579
with their tarps off, I for sure
wouldn't mind a few rugged men
278
00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,381
- in uniform sauced in there.
- Settle down.
279
00:12:20,382 --> 00:12:22,017
Fuckin' bak'er right
into the cake, eh Jim?
280
00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:22,984
- Yeah.
- Jim?
281
00:12:22,985 --> 00:12:24,318
- Yes.
- Jim?
282
00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:25,754
Traditionally, men in
uniform do pretty well
283
00:12:25,754 --> 00:12:27,322
with broads, but you
should still ask them
284
00:12:27,322 --> 00:12:28,823
how they're doing
the odd time, too.
285
00:12:28,824 --> 00:12:30,658
Big
warm-up here, boys!
286
00:12:30,659 --> 00:12:31,994
Let's get the blood
flowin' here now!
287
00:12:31,994 --> 00:12:33,427
- Hey, Jim.
- Yeah.
288
00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:34,562
Hello.
289
00:12:34,563 --> 00:12:35,730
- Jim.
- What's up, Dolo?
290
00:12:35,731 --> 00:12:37,099
What's goin' on, buddy?
291
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:38,834
Trivia.
It's like a trivia...
292
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,035
Shut the
fuck up, Michaels.
293
00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:41,602
We run a trivia league
at the jail, bro.
294
00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:43,405
Mental game
starts in warm-up here, boys.
295
00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:45,339
But ya calls it
296
00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,707
- Reach For De Top?
- Yeah.
297
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:49,043
Reach For The Top's an
old Canadian TV game show.
298
00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,612
But now it's just mostly
run out of high schools.
299
00:12:50,612 --> 00:12:53,514
And you run it outta
the jail, like with the inmates?
300
00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:54,917
No, with
the mouses, Fish.
301
00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:56,518
Yeah, in teams of four.
The inmates compete
302
00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,320
against each other but we
also have a team of four.
303
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,589
- Who's your fourth?
- Timmins Timber Kings, boys!
304
00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:02,357
Let's get that fuckin' record!
305
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,526
Are you rolling?
306
00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:07,028
Cory, are you rolling?
307
00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:08,563
Shoresy will get
going before warm-up
308
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:10,399
so you should always be
rolling when they hit the ice.
309
00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:12,067
Actually, start rolling when
they're in the tunnel even.
310
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,669
- I'm rolling.
- You know, if you clip
311
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,805
your walkie mic to your shoulder
you can get to it a lot quicker.
312
00:13:17,806 --> 00:13:19,273
You see how I got mine?
313
00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:21,143
I'm not doing that.
314
00:13:21,777 --> 00:13:23,511
- Why not?
- 'Cause I've never seen a guy
315
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,746
with a walkie clipped
to his shoulder
316
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:26,647
gettin' his dink
sucked.
317
00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:28,417
Found your way outta the
corn maze, eh Apeldoorn,
318
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:30,918
- ya fuckin' loser?
- Comin' for that streak, bud!
319
00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:34,121
Hey, Bill Gates buying up
farmland around you guys too or?
320
00:13:34,122 --> 00:13:36,390
Wearing number 8 for the
Timmins Timber Kings,
321
00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:39,427
Mervin Emmanual Moses. What
a moment for this young man
322
00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:42,363
as it is no doubt the greatest
moment of his entire life.
323
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,966
Hey, which one are you?
Fuckin' Elmer Isaac Ezekiel?
324
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,535
- You're dead.
- You're dead.
325
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,736
- No, I'm-I'm gonna kill ya.
- I'm gonna kill you.
326
00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:50,471
I'm serious, I'll
fuckin' kill ya, Shoresy.
327
00:13:50,472 --> 00:13:52,406
All right, first shift,
we kill each other.
328
00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:54,909
- 20-game heater, ladies.
- Let's go, 21.
329
00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,311
The eldest Apeldoorn's
been fighting everyone
330
00:13:56,311 --> 00:13:58,779
- on the home stretch.
- We'll play any way you want.
331
00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:01,082
The luxury of having a full
squad of guys who will go.
332
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,818
The only real fight's between
our team to see who gets him.
333
00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:06,921
- Well, not all of them will go.
- True.
334
00:14:06,922 --> 00:14:09,123
Yeah, but the one who won't
will spear you in the face
335
00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,491
before you get your mitts off.
336
00:14:10,492 --> 00:14:11,660
Shoresy, you ready?
337
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,394
Give your balls a
tug, tit fucker.
338
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,829
You're goin'! Yaa-hoo!
339
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,498
Frankie, you
ready?
340
00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:18,299
You're goin'! Yaa-hoo!
341
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,434
- Goody, you ready?
- Let's fuckin' go, Sanger.
342
00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:22,336
Good 'cause you're
goin'! - Yaa-hoo!
343
00:14:22,337 --> 00:14:24,639
- Hitch, you ready?
- All hands, b'ys!
344
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,374
Good 'cause you're
goin'! - Yaa-hoo!
345
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,510
Dolo, run 'em up
and fill 'em in?
346
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,479
Good 'cause you're fuckin' goin!
347
00:14:30,479 --> 00:14:32,446
- Yaa-hoo!
- The best goalie in the NOSHO,
348
00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:34,349
- Michaels, are you ready?
- You're damn right, Sanger!
349
00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:35,750
Good, 'cause you're
fuckin' goin'!
350
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,520
- Yaa-hoo!
- Pack mentality, boys!
351
00:15:36,545 --> 00:15:38,379
Who's gonna
set the tone, boys?
352
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,647
Who's gonna fuckin' set it?!
353
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,757
Yeah!
354
00:16:01,303 --> 00:16:02,570
Another goose egg for Michaels.
355
00:16:02,571 --> 00:16:03,738
Best goalie in the league.
356
00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:05,272
He has been acting weird though.
357
00:16:05,273 --> 00:16:06,708
Goalies are always weird.
358
00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:09,677
- What?
- Listen.
359
00:16:11,113 --> 00:16:12,513
Fuck's sake!
360
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,683
We thought he was bad trying
to get us outta the bottom.
361
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,751
He is way worse trying
to keep us at the top.
362
00:16:20,389 --> 00:16:21,757
You wanna chit-chat
363
00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:23,090
with Apeldoorn between plays?
364
00:16:23,091 --> 00:16:25,192
Go fuck him up the ass
and get it over with!
365
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,429
We only get fuckin' two on
the Timmins Timber Kings?
366
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,598
Half these guys worked
a fuckin' 12-hour shift.
367
00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:31,665
We only get fuckin' two?
368
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:33,300
We've got the fuckin'
Yanks next week.
369
00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:35,136
We have the fuckin'
Yanks next week!
370
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:36,772
Bet they're over there
with a bag of trans fats
371
00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:39,306
havin' a good fuckin'
laugh at us. Hey!
372
00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:40,808
You only get a
stick if you played
373
00:16:40,809 --> 00:16:43,144
more than five minutes.
374
00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:45,046
The useless don't get a stick
375
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,381
'cause the rest of ya can
only get two fuckin' tucks.
376
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:50,217
Fish! You used a get
a goal a fuckin' game.
377
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,486
- How many'd ya get tonight? Huh?
- Zero.
378
00:16:52,487 --> 00:16:55,256
- And the game before that?
- Zero.
379
00:16:55,257 --> 00:16:56,657
- And the game before that?
- Zero!
380
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,826
- You don't get one either!
- But they didn't get any.
381
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,328
Yeah, if it weren't
for fuckin' Michaels,
382
00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:01,997
- the streak'd be over.
- Thank you, Shoresy.
383
00:17:01,997 --> 00:17:03,632
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels!
- Two-nothing lead's
384
00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:05,734
- the worst lead in hockey.
- And quit playin' the puck
385
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,601
so much. Think you're
fuckin' Marty Turco?
386
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,306
We were flat as my
grade 4 girlfriend
387
00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:13,808
before Jim stepped in.
388
00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:15,510
Thanks, Shoresy. I think
any one of these guys
389
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,012
- would have done the same...
- Thanks, Jim!
390
00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:19,847
What happened to "They don't
ask how, they ask how many?"
391
00:17:19,848 --> 00:17:21,616
- I'm asking how many!
- He's asking how many!
392
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:23,485
- I'm asking how many!
- He's fucking asking how many!
393
00:17:23,485 --> 00:17:25,253
- Two isn't fuckin' enough!
- Yeah!
394
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,818
- Is he all right?
- He's acting weird.
395
00:17:56,818 --> 00:17:58,252
Goalies
are always weird.
396
00:17:58,253 --> 00:17:59,553
Two goals on Timmins?
397
00:17:59,554 --> 00:18:01,389
I swear, if Frankie wasn't
tucking two a game...
398
00:18:01,389 --> 00:18:04,493
- Frankie's on top of the world.
- Look at them.
399
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,561
No wonder they have
no legs in the third.
400
00:18:06,561 --> 00:18:08,396
They already played
a period between the sheets.
401
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:09,730
Perks of
being number one.
402
00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:10,965
Too many distractions.
403
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,066
Shoresy's on it.
404
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,535
You know he wants that
fucking record, Nat.
405
00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:15,636
Look at you!
406
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:16,804
Go home, you're drunk.
407
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,739
Okay, Shoresy is
a dumb, ugly slut.
408
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,808
- Okay, she's back.
- Dumbest, ugliest slut
409
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,711
- we've got maybe.
- I knew she was still in there.
410
00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:25,045
But that dude commits.
411
00:18:27,616 --> 00:18:29,750
Loves to win.
412
00:18:29,751 --> 00:18:31,051
Hates to lose.
413
00:18:31,052 --> 00:18:33,254
Doesn't matter how
long it takes to get it.
414
00:18:33,255 --> 00:18:36,191
If he wants it, he'll work.
415
00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:39,460
Guess the rest of them
just have to decide.
416
00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:42,530
Yeah. Do they wanna be the
best team in the league
417
00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:44,198
this year, or do they wanna be
418
00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:46,200
the best team in
the league ever?
419
00:18:46,201 --> 00:18:49,037
- Better decide quick.
- Mm-hmm.
420
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,139
'Cause they're comin'.
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