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♪ Oh Canada ♪
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♪ Our home and native land ♪
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♪ True patriot love ♪
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♪ In all thy son's command ♪
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♪ Car ton bras
Sait porter l'épée ♪
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♪ Il sait porter la croix ♪
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♪ Ton histoire est une épopée ♪
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♪ Des plus brillants exploits ♪
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♪ God keep our land ♪
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♪ Glorious and free ♪
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♪ Oh Canada ♪
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♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
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♪ Oh Canada ♪
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♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
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SHORESY: You take my lane one
time tonight, Apeldoorn,
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and I'll take your entire
fuckin' top row!
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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What do you mean,
you don't know how?
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- I just--
- Huh?
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- I just don't.
- It's not as if it's fucking
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- quantum teleportation.
- I know.
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It's coaching senior hockey,
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it's not fucking crypto currency.
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- I can do it, my dude.
I'm just saying I've never done it before.
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Well, anyone can do it,
it's not fuckin' round-a-bouts.
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Well, look, the Sudbury
Raspberry Rottweilers.
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- Pamski!
- Ugh, put your jibs in
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and have some fucking self-respect.
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And if you leave that spitter
on the table again
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I'll give you another fucking gap,
I swear to God.
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- Wham, bam, thank you Pam.
- Fucking gross, dude.
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- Can you help me coach?
- Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
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You can't tell your coach
to shut the fuck up.
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- Do I look like Ken Hitchcock?
- No.
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Just... help me out for the first game.
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What do I look like,
Reggie Dunlop?
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- A bit.
- Just don't do
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- what Michaels did.
- Michaels didn't do much.
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- Exactly. He's useless.
- I don't wanna yell at anybody.
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Well, how are you gonna
get 'em to do what you want?
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- Well, I just--
- Huh?!
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- I don't want to be a bully.
- It's not fucking bullying.
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Everybody's so soft.
It's tough love.
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- What's the difference?
- Alright, we're teammates.
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- We're brothers.
- Yeah.
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- I'd go to the wall for you.
- Yeah.
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- Are you my brother?
- You're my brother.
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Would you go to the wall for me?
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- I'll go to the wall.
- Then you're allowed to call me
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a fucking useless cunt
on your way there.
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- Yeah?!
- Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
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Help me out, my man,
just for the first game.
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- Fuck around.
Alright, you get one.
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I'll show you how it's done
but then you're on your own.
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Thank you, Shoresy.
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And you're calling the line-up.
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- Whoa! Sanguinet!
[TEAM APPLAUDS]
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All hands for leisure suit Sanger-la.
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Timmins Timber Kings, boys.
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Game fuckin' one.
Goody, you ready?
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- Ready, Gatsby.
- Good! 'Cause you're going.
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[TEAM CHEERS]
Dolo, you ready?
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- Good, 'cause you're going!
[TEAM CHEERS]
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- Hitch, you ready?
- Let's get on the go, b'ys!
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- Good, you're going!
[TEAM CHEERS]
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JJ, Frankie JJ, you ready?
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What?
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- Good, 'cause you're going.
[TEAM CHEERS]
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Greet the fucking day, bud.
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Somebody get this guy a fucking Jolt-Cola.
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Shoresy, you ready?
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Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker?
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- You're going.
[TEAM CHEERS]
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I'll hand over the floor to Shoresy.
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Well, that was fucking graceful, Sanguinet.
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Yeah, so, we've got some good
fuckin' players now, so we'll run 'em up.
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And we got three Ojibwe Jims,
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so we'll fill 'em in,
eh, Sanguinet?
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- Run 'em up and fill 'em in.
That's new Bulldogs hockey.
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Now, get out of the fucking way.
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The rest of ya.
You, you, you, you the most,
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you, you the second most, and you.
You're useless.
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Actually, it's you the most,
and you the second most.
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You're young, dumb,
and mostly all ugly.
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Like Fish, I would think you're ugly,
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but I saw you on a date with Samantha
McMeegan at Respect is Burning,
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so you mustn't be.
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- Tendy!
- Shoresy!
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You're the worst player on our team.
Great in the room,
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but you're the worst player on our team.
And your mom's a fucking dog.
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Yeah, laugh it up, Sumerfeld.
Everyone knows what we call your mom. Sanguinet?
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- SANGUINET: I'm not saying it.
- Sumofeld.
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So, because we're so good, OK?
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And he's so bad, mm-hmm,
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you serve us.
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- Got it?
- How?
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Fish, Samantha McMeegan's ass
is an all-time ass
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in a sea of unreal
Sudbury asses, so like,
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stick tap on taking her
on a date and everything.
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But if you interrupt me one more time,
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you may as well just call Tendy's
dog mom to come pick ya up.
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Yeah, so, Timmins got eight Apeldoorns,
eh Sanguinet?
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If we beat the Apeldoorns,
we beat Timmins.
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And we're beating fucking Timmers.
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So, if you see an Apeldoorn,
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you put a fuckin' shoulder in 'em.
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Let 'em know you're out there, by's.
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- You gotta let 'em know.
- But stay out of the box.
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Fucking loser. Fish.
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The Apeldoorns are super tough.
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- Introduce yourselves.
- Jim.
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- Jim.
- My name's also Jim.
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- Problem solved.
- Thanks, Jims.
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Now, as far as serving the tendy goes,
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if they're shooting,
you're getting your body in front of it.
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Everybody blocking shots.
All you useless guys,
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blocking shots,
bugging Apeldoorns,
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now everybody knows their role,
eh Sanguinet?
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- Everyone knows their role.
Everyone does their job.
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Yeah, so... who wants to set
the tone, boys?
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Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
[DOLO HOLLERS]
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You could hear a bat queef
in here, gents.
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- So much for bums in seats.
- Gotta start somewhere.
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We started 20 games ago.
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Sanger in that suit, what's up?
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- Sure glad we keep the season
ticket holder section roped off.
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You got some calls to return there, Nat.
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What do they want now?
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Still their money back.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[WHISTLE]
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[WHISTLE][CHEERING]
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[WHISTLE][CHEERING]
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[WHISTLE]
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[WHISTLE][CHEERING]
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[WHISTLE][CHEERING]
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[BUZZER]
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I'm definitely posting this
when I get home.
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Bet she does a hundo views overnight.
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Shut up, you fucking nerd.
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Real nice tilly, Dolo,
way to set the tone.
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Holy fuck, then what happened, eh Tendy?
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See? You can do it!
At the rate you're going,
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we're gonna have to score
fucking 10 to win.
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What, Frankie?
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Holy fuck, get that guy
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some fucking smoked meat amphetamines.
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You ever had Portuguese chicken?
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Run 'em up, fill 'em in, boys,
here come the Jims!
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Don't slow down on the body, by's.
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Go straight to where they're to.
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Frankie, shoot the puck!
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[WHISTLE][CHEERING]
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[WHISTLE]
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[WHISTLE][CHEERING]
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[WHISTLE]
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[CHEERING]
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- Nice work, Jims.
- Hey, Shoresy!
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After the draw here, give me one.
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Suck my dick,
you fucking horse whisperer.
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- Gimme one!
- You're the dumbest, ugliest,
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most insignificant Apeldoorn.
You're fucking applesauce.
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Not even your brothers like you.
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You fucking come
anywhere near me, Apeldoorn,
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I'll stick you right
in the face--
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- Let's fucking go then!
- Right in the teeth,
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- you Dutch inbred fuck.
- Come on, you pussy!
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I'll break your teeth off at the gums,
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you fucking garlic eater.
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[BUZZER]
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Shoulda had a couple of those, Tendy.
Holy.
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- Sanger's suits unreal, eh?
- Knows, Goody.
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Suit's unbelievable.
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- B'y, she's fine menswear.
- Phenomenal.
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Thought you'd have
a half dozen by now, Frankie.
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What's it gonna take,
a McCain Deep and Delicious?
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- Huh?
- I'll buy you fifty Deep and Deliciouses.
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I'll buy you DQ for a fucking month.
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How about a Dilly Bar in your belly, buddy?
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- We're gonna lose.
- We can't lose.
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- If we lose...
- We're not fucking losing!
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[PHONE VIBRATING]
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Yo, Sanguinet in that suit,
what is up?
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You, apparently.
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Miig, if you fuck that slut,
you better--
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Keep your head up, Apeldoorn!
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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- Hey, hope the stretcher's built
for Dutchmen, you big galoot!
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- Fuck off, Shoresy!
- What are you gonna fucking do?
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What are you gonna do, Apeldoorn?
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[LAUGHING]
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- Someone call his Oma and Opa--
- Shut the fuck up!
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- You're not gonna do anything.
You're not gonna do
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fucking anything, Apeldoorn.
Frankie, shoot the fucking puck!
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[WHISTLE]
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[WHISTLE][CHEERING]
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[WHISTLE][CHEERING]
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Sanger, call it.
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Nichol, time out!
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- [WHISTLE]
- Goody, JJ, Dolo, and Hitch.
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Shoresy, Goody, JJ, Dolo, Hitch.
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Fish, get the fuck out of the way.
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Alright, boys, we're not losing
to a team who got their buckets
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at fucking Giant Tiger.
Now, their D have been pinching all night.
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What we're gonna do is we're gonna hit 'em
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with the beer league special, OK?
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So JJ, once that puck fucking drops,
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I want you to B-line it straight
up to centre pass through D.
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Dolo, I'm gonna wing it
back to you, you flick it over
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everybody's heads, JJ skates into it.
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- Good idea.
- Well, it's the best fucking
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- idea I ever heard in my life.
- Settle down.
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- JJ, wake up!
When that puck fucking drops,
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you go straight north, OK?
Nord, fast.
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Fucking wreck 'em all.
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Let's fucking get one, boys.
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Here we go, boys, here we go!
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[WHISTLE]
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I fucking warned you
good and early, Apeldoorn,
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if you don't behave yourself,
I'm coming.
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You're a fucking pussy, Shoresy.
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As soon as this puck drops,
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I'm coming for your entire
fucking top row.
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- Fuck off!
- I'm not kiddin'.
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I don't want this drawn on,
I'm gonna cross check you
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right in the jibs,
you fucking poor producer.
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- Have at it, bud.
- Yeah.
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You're gonna have Bauer stamped
on your fucking bicuspids.
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Hope you're ready.
[WHISTLE]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[BUZZER]
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M... V... P time, Sanger,
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who gets the game stick, buddy,
who gets to get it?
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Well, tonight's game stick
goes to Hud--
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- Huh?
- Tonight's game stick goes
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to Hudson, Quebec's very own,
my dude, JJ Frankie JJ, yes!
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[CHEERING]
239
00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:43,956
Congratulations, buddy,
have some fucking diabetes.
240
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,259
- Hey, Jim.
- Yeah.
241
00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,761
- Great tilly, Jim.
- Thanks, bro.
242
00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:47,998
- Jim.
- Thanks, buddy.
243
00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:49,176
- Jim.
- Really appreciate that,
244
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,200
Shoresy. Means a lot.
245
00:13:50,235 --> 00:13:51,515
Jims are such fucking beauties.
246
00:13:51,604 --> 00:13:53,384
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Aren't they fucking beauties?
247
00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:54,644
They're the best.
248
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,685
Oh, it's a Costco pack. So...
249
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,628
Yeah, like, there's beaucoup de sticks.
250
00:14:03,728 --> 00:14:06,935
- Sticks are unbelievable.
- I'm gut-founded, b'ys.
251
00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:08,772
What are ya thinking, Dolo?
252
00:14:11,444 --> 00:14:14,050
Well, there's actually
the perfect amount of sticks.
253
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,552
- Oh, for me too?
- Shut the--
254
00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:16,652
You bet.
255
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:19,227
- Well, let's fire up a stick.
- Wait, no, hol--
256
00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:22,333
Like, but doesn't that kind of
defeat the purpose of the game stick?
257
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:23,869
- Settle down.
- It don't have to.
258
00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,772
- Then how would it not?
- Because, the winner
259
00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:27,393
of the game stick gets his stick first.
260
00:14:27,476 --> 00:14:28,956
But then everyone gets a game stick.
261
00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:31,117
- Phenomenal.
- Yeah but, like,
262
00:14:31,217 --> 00:14:32,657
we'd still make a little thing of it.
263
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,524
No, right?
Like, you know, first off,
264
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,596
so and so
gets the game stick, and then--
265
00:14:37,696 --> 00:14:39,416
- What do you mean?
- Well, like, first off,
266
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,740
- blank gets the game stick.
- Well, if he wants I suppose.
267
00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:47,583
OK, so, OK, so...
268
00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:50,622
the game stick's awarded, OK.
269
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,628
That guy gets his stick first.
270
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,132
Mm-hmm.
271
00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:57,870
And then everyone else gets their stick?
272
00:14:57,971 --> 00:14:59,307
Unbelievable.
273
00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:00,943
- I don't know.
- Maybe ask the Jims.
274
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,847
- That's a good idea.
What do you think, Jim?
275
00:15:02,948 --> 00:15:04,083
- Yeah.
- Jim?
276
00:15:04,183 --> 00:15:05,185
- Yes.
- Jim?
277
00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:06,621
I'm actually lactose intolerant,
278
00:15:06,721 --> 00:15:08,592
- but I'll power through it.
- Thanks, Jims.
279
00:15:08,692 --> 00:15:10,863
So, we're all just eating
sticks after Ws?
280
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:13,869
- 'Till we're stogged, me son.
- Sounds like a great idea.
281
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:16,407
That's the best fucking idea
I've ever heard in my life.
282
00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:18,311
Here we go.
283
00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:20,616
[POP MUSIC]
284
00:15:30,469 --> 00:15:33,375
It's back-to-backers for the big Quebecker.
285
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:35,421
Hey, did yous call your parents?
286
00:15:35,445 --> 00:15:36,748
- Fuck.
- Fuck.
287
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,318
[LAUGHTER]
288
00:15:39,153 --> 00:15:41,724
Come on. What, do you want
them to fucking hate ya?
289
00:15:41,824 --> 00:15:43,528
Holy!
290
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:46,568
Hey Goody, if you're from down south,
291
00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:48,973
is your old man a Leafs fan, or...?
292
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,213
- W!
- W.
293
00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:52,756
Hopefully, the Soo were paying attention.
294
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,159
Maybe they'll only pump us 18 next time.
295
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:56,063
- The Soo are so fucking good.
- Tendy should've had
296
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:57,247
- a couple of those.
- I know!
297
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,060
- I know!
TENDY: I know.
298
00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:00,929
I'm not playing another game
299
00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:02,900
with Shoresy bitching
to the boys about it.
300
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:05,172
Us too, Nat.
It's nice to win and everything,
301
00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:06,450
but not with Shoresy at the helm.
302
00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:08,245
Shoresy's not at the helm.
303
00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:09,380
I'm running the ship.
304
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,984
- [SCOFFS]
- On paper.
305
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:12,119
What the fuck, Sanguinet?
306
00:16:12,219 --> 00:16:15,225
I asked Shoresy to help me ease in.
That's on me.
307
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:16,561
But this is my show now.
308
00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:18,665
I don't know, Sanger.
309
00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:20,602
It's either me or Shoresy.
310
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,510
Fuck it.
I quit.
311
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:27,049
Then go, you fucking piece of shit.
312
00:16:27,149 --> 00:16:28,485
Go cry in your car!
313
00:16:28,585 --> 00:16:30,689
I'll find you a fucking ball hockey team
314
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,361
for you to let 20 goals in a
game, you fucking piece of shit!
315
00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:35,299
- You fucking suck!
- This is my show now.
316
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:36,677
I'll keep Shoresy between the lines.
317
00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:38,438
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah, it'll be different.
318
00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:40,298
- Are you sure?
- How many times you want him
319
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,844
to fucking say it, Fish?
320
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,560
Are you coming or going, boys?
321
00:16:50,295 --> 00:16:51,966
Let's get another W.
322
00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:03,121
What are you doin' now?
323
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,423
Coulson, you?
324
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,229
- Going to the fucking Coulson.
Let's go, boys.
325
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:10,569
Fuck me!
326
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,677
What's up?
327
00:17:15,712 --> 00:17:17,683
Call the Coulson,
open up a tab for Sanger.
328
00:17:17,783 --> 00:17:19,887
Open one up at Peppe too,
the boys'll be hungry.
329
00:17:19,988 --> 00:17:22,259
- Where are you going?
- To get us a tender.
330
00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,764
[RAP MUSIC]
331
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:32,413
Aw, the Sudbury Papaya Poodles.
As I live and breathe.
332
00:17:32,513 --> 00:17:35,652
- Yeah, somebody probably already
told you, but we just dusted Timmins.
333
00:17:35,752 --> 00:17:37,656
- Nope.
- Yeah, the Sudbury Bulldogs
334
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,660
- just dusted Timmers.
- I don't care.
335
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,664
- Got a dip?
- You guys like paninis?
336
00:17:41,764 --> 00:17:44,124
- Oh yeah, the boys love panini.
- Paninis are unbelievable.
337
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:47,276
- Alright, menu's on the wall.
- That's a lot of paninis.
338
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:48,845
They got a ton of paninis here.
339
00:17:49,948 --> 00:17:50,816
Good cuisine.
340
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,286
Do you have any chicken fingers?
341
00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:54,590
- Like, for your little brother?
- No.
342
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,690
- We don't have chicken fingers.
- Chicken tenders?
343
00:17:56,728 --> 00:17:58,431
- Goody loves chicken.
- No!
344
00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:00,371
- Chicken strips?
- Look, if you want pub food,
345
00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,849
you go around the corner to the
Dog House, best wings in town.
346
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,412
- They got popcorn chicken?
- Who is this kid?
347
00:18:05,512 --> 00:18:07,750
How's the Pitter-Patter panini, b'ys?
348
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:10,422
I'd have one every day of
the week if the price was right.
349
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:11,924
Fuck you, Shoresy.
350
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:18,271
- Five Pitter-Patters for the
Sudbury Cantaloupe Cockapoos.
351
00:18:18,371 --> 00:18:20,575
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
352
00:18:30,929 --> 00:18:34,637
- Jesus, where ya' longs to?
- Who is that?
353
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:36,941
Who?
354
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:44,890
By's, who knit her?
355
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,661
You like chicken brochette?
356
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:52,139
Sanger, Shoresy, Goody, Dolo and Hitch.
357
00:18:52,239 --> 00:18:55,054
And it's kind of funny with Hitch,
'cause his full name is Ted Hitchcock.
358
00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:58,084
But if you say it real fast,
it sounds like ten-inch cock.
359
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,290
Yeah. And this is Pam.
360
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,697
- Huh. Laurence Leboeuf?
Fuckin' A.
361
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:06,868
Pam, can you fix me a Martoonie please?
362
00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:09,473
- Put your jibs in.
Have some fuckin' self-respect.
363
00:19:09,573 --> 00:19:11,110
Laurence Leboeuf is here.
364
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:16,020
Hey, don't you think Frankie
looks like Yukon Cornelius?
365
00:19:20,195 --> 00:19:21,195
Really?
366
00:19:23,802 --> 00:19:25,172
[CROWD EXCLAIMING]
367
00:19:25,272 --> 00:19:26,272
Really?
368
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,720
- Yeah, I know.
- Mm-hmm. That's good you know.
369
00:19:31,784 --> 00:19:34,824
That's like, Frankie never
forgets a toaster strudel.
370
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,761
Never seen anything like it.
371
00:19:42,272 --> 00:19:44,410
- The pride of Quebec?
- The pride of Quebec!
372
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:47,282
Well, I hate to be the one
to tell you, but did you know
373
00:19:47,382 --> 00:19:49,920
that the pride of Quebec can
hammer a quatre-vingt-quinze
374
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,390
pack of mini-chocolate bars
375
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,961
in one episode of Cold Water Cowboys?
376
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,131
- Oh, fuck you.
- Hey, you ever seen a grown man
377
00:19:55,232 --> 00:19:57,669
dip pizza bread in Dunk-a-Roos frosting?
378
00:20:05,352 --> 00:20:07,256
Oh, the girls?
Oh, they might.
379
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,226
I prefer women.
380
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,967
You ever had bacon-wrapped water chestnuts?
381
00:20:16,641 --> 00:20:18,044
Mark?
382
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,682
[TOILET FLUSHING]
383
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,419
Michaels?
384
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,194
Nat!
385
00:20:26,928 --> 00:20:28,498
Your front door was open.
386
00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:30,135
Oh yeah, leave it open.
387
00:20:30,535 --> 00:20:32,439
- Why?
- Well, just in case
388
00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:35,488
anyone wants to hang out. I even, I wrote
a little note in the laundry room too,
389
00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:37,549
if anyone wants to hang out,
I got beers and stuff.
390
00:20:38,184 --> 00:20:40,121
- Change your number?
- My phone number?
391
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,424
Your mambo number 5.
392
00:20:41,524 --> 00:20:42,926
I don't have a phone.
393
00:20:43,027 --> 00:20:44,864
You used to have a phone.
394
00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:48,438
- I sold it.
- Why?
395
00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:57,356
What happened to all the money I paid you?
396
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,026
Nat.
397
00:21:00,095 --> 00:21:04,136
- You've ever been in love?
- Oh my God. Michaels!
398
00:21:04,236 --> 00:21:05,672
With a woman, OK?
399
00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:07,276
You spent it all on her?
400
00:21:07,376 --> 00:21:10,950
No. Well, I mean, yeah.
401
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:14,323
- On what?
- I don't know, like, presents.
402
00:21:15,325 --> 00:21:16,761
Keepsakes.
403
00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:18,798
Student debt.
404
00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:21,737
And then she just left with all of it?
405
00:21:21,837 --> 00:21:23,441
Just answer the question.
406
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,278
Have you ever been in love?
407
00:21:25,378 --> 00:21:28,918
- Goalies are always so weird.
- 'Cause I have.
408
00:21:29,653 --> 00:21:32,826
She didn't love me back. No.
409
00:21:34,096 --> 00:21:36,000
But I'll tell you what she did love.
410
00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:43,014
Giving squeezers off the side of
Party Islands in Wasaga Beach.
411
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,256
- Nat.
- Yup.
412
00:21:47,856 --> 00:21:49,493
What's an aqua dump?
413
00:21:49,593 --> 00:21:51,965
I want you to come back to the team.
414
00:21:52,065 --> 00:21:53,268
What?!
415
00:21:53,969 --> 00:21:56,173
You want me to come back and coach a guy
416
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:58,011
who gave my sweety a jelly bracelet?
417
00:21:58,111 --> 00:21:59,413
- Um--
- You want me to pretend
418
00:21:59,513 --> 00:22:01,751
it's not a big deal that she
gave him an old-fashioned?!
419
00:22:01,851 --> 00:22:03,521
Her brothers are super weird
but, dude--
420
00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:06,694
No, no, no!
She used to call me dude!
421
00:22:06,794 --> 00:22:08,274
- You've got--
- What's an aqua dump?!
422
00:22:08,298 --> 00:22:10,268
It's taking a dump in a body of water!
423
00:22:10,368 --> 00:22:12,773
So Mercedes gave Sanguinet a hand-made
424
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,645
while Shoresy was taking
a dump in the water? Fuck!
425
00:22:15,745 --> 00:22:17,482
- Your--
- You must think I'm in...
426
00:22:17,582 --> 00:22:18,885
Your dick is out!
427
00:22:21,223 --> 00:22:22,223
Oh.
428
00:22:25,365 --> 00:22:27,102
You must think I'm in pretty tough shape
429
00:22:27,202 --> 00:22:29,807
to come back and
even consider coaching the...
430
00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:34,316
Didn't you change your name, what are ya?
Furbaby Bulldogs?
431
00:22:35,085 --> 00:22:38,658
- I don't want you to coach.
- Good. 'Cause I ain't.
432
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,462
I want you to play.
433
00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:49,413
Hm.
434
00:22:50,782 --> 00:22:52,419
Well...
435
00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:54,790
I'm retired.
436
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:56,794
Look around, Michaels.
437
00:22:56,894 --> 00:23:00,502
You've got nothing going on.
Nothing going for you.
438
00:23:00,602 --> 00:23:04,309
- Did you know that they used to call me
"Never Misses the Mark Michaels?"
439
00:23:04,410 --> 00:23:08,418
If you wanna get back on your
feet, it starts with the boys.
440
00:23:08,518 --> 00:23:11,023
And a night at the Coulson.
Tip your server.
441
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,826
Well, I do miss those boys.
442
00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:15,799
- And they miss you.
- Uh...
443
00:23:15,899 --> 00:23:17,736
Y... One would think.
444
00:23:18,204 --> 00:23:20,241
- Same pay?
- No.
445
00:23:25,251 --> 00:23:27,622
Well, then I want an apology from Sanguinet.
446
00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:29,259
- Sure.
- And Shoresy.
447
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,495
Shit.
448
00:23:30,595 --> 00:23:31,731
Man to man.
449
00:23:31,831 --> 00:23:33,868
Why do you care what that mutant thinks?
450
00:23:33,969 --> 00:23:36,107
'Cause I run the show,
you fucking idiot.
451
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,977
Get in the box, you fucking loser.
452
00:23:38,077 --> 00:23:39,847
Are you fucking serious, Shoresy?
453
00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:42,152
Settle down, Cory,
you'll pop a neck zit.
454
00:23:42,252 --> 00:23:43,921
- What a joke.
- What a joke, eh?
455
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:46,227
Says the guy sitting in the box
taking his bucket off
456
00:23:46,327 --> 00:23:49,366
every ten seconds to whip
his hair around for his broad.
457
00:23:49,466 --> 00:23:52,773
Hey, Liam, who am I?
Oh, man, my hair's in my eyes again.
458
00:23:52,873 --> 00:23:54,276
I hate when this happens.
459
00:23:54,376 --> 00:23:56,948
Better take my fucking bucket
off again, it's so annoying.
460
00:23:57,049 --> 00:23:59,920
- I posted your buddy Dolo's fight
and you didn't even say thanks.
461
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,992
- Posted it where?
- Community bulletin board,
462
00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:03,628
you dumb fuck,
go run and check it.
463
00:24:03,728 --> 00:24:05,865
YouTube.
It's almost at 10k views.
464
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,846
CORY: You're an idiot
for not monetizing that.
465
00:24:07,936 --> 00:24:09,940
SHORESY: Shut up, Cory,
you fucking nerd.
466
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:11,710
CORY: Shoresy, if they snipe on this PP,
467
00:24:11,811 --> 00:24:13,581
I'm firing a clappy at your head.
468
00:24:13,681 --> 00:24:16,587
SHORESY: The clappy you fire off
the glass 40 times in warm up, Cory?
469
00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:18,791
You got the scouts just buzzing
with that muffin.
470
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:22,599
They're calling you fucking
Kyle Connor McDavid Pastrnak.
471
00:24:22,699 --> 00:24:24,002
CORY: Fuck you, Shoresy.
472
00:24:24,103 --> 00:24:26,340
SHORESY: Calling you fucking Scott Stevens Stamkos.
473
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,713
CORY: Fuck off.SHORESY: Fucking Bobby Ryan Nugent-Hopkins.
474
00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:31,450
Hey, you got a dip?
475
00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:37,662
- Season ticket holders?
Refunds?
476
00:24:38,331 --> 00:24:39,968
- Tell them to fuck off!
- Shh!
477
00:24:40,068 --> 00:24:42,014
- They don't want them anymore.
- What do they want?
478
00:24:42,038 --> 00:24:44,009
Making sure they still have their seats.
479
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,779
- Fuck off!
- Shh!
480
00:24:45,879 --> 00:24:46,879
Bums in seats?
481
00:24:46,948 --> 00:24:49,186
We'll be in at least the dozens.
482
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Nice work, sluts.
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