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♪ LAF ♪
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♪ Listen up boy ♪
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♪ Met the shawty at the sherman ♪
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♪ She was a lil nervous
'cause of my reputation ♪
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♪ I'm a bad influence ♪
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♪ She never met a real G
Never seen a whole click ♪
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♪ Bsackwood always lit throwing
gang signs in this bitch ♪
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♪ Yeah I'm from the east
salute my niggas from the west ♪
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♪ Everybody chillin time
to give your gun a rest ♪
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♪ Everybody drippin
nobody wearing a vest ♪
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♪ Yeah we out here tonight
we blowing a check ♪
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♪ Blow it up throw it up
show me where you from ♪
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♪ Roll it up spark it up yeah
that's how I do it ♪
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♪ 100 no cap always keep it real ♪
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♪ On the ice or in the streets
yeah that how I live ♪
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♪ Took yo shawty home
I got a brand new recliner ♪
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♪ She playing with my kids
while I'm rollin marijuana ♪
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♪ Light up the blunt yeah
I do it where I wanna ♪
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Veteran presence.
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- What's his name?
- Dolo.
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- And he's a rap singer?
- What's a fucking rap singer?
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- Picture the rope on that dude.
- Aren't you dating a girl?
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- Bet it's an absolute bat.
- Could we go in order?
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- What order?
- The order of the plan.
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- What plan?
- The plan you asked for.
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They sent us over a PDF file
of the sluts they wanna bring on.
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- No, we didn't.
- Sluts?
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- You.
- Who?
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Hockey players.
Sluts.
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- Why do they have a GPS file?
- A what?
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Well, we put everything in the duotangs.
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What happened to handing out the duotangs?
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- Huh?
- I put 'em--
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- Duotangs?
- You asked for a plan.
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Yeah, so then, we put the plan
in the duotangs,
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we were gonna give you each a duotang.
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- Of the plan.
- So then why do they have
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- a PBS file? Huh?
- Well, we were--
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I took Miigwan out for sandos
to kinda clear the air
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after the party island squeezer and--
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Nobody cares about the squeezer, Sanguinet.
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And I had the doc of the plan
on my phone to print off
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and put in the duotangs...
so I just sent it to them as a PDF.
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A what?
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Wheels are falling straight off this bitch.
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- Just give us the duotangs.
- Even though we already got
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the file and Googled the sluts.
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So, is Dolo a hockey player
or a rap... ist.
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- Could we just go in order?
- Ugh, I'm gonna fucking kick you, dude.
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- For what?!
- Sanguinet, just pass out the duotangs and sit down.
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Holy!
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Oh my God.
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Slow down.
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- OK. Ready?
- Me?
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- Oh my God.
- Any time.
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So, you say the kids don't love winning.
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I said they don't hate losing.
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Maybe that's why the Soo's outscored us
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- 19-0 this season.
- The Soo are so fucking good.
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And these are the guys
to show them how to play?
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- Veteran presence.
- Well, it's on now.
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And we do what we say we're gonna do.
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- I want bums in seats, Shoresy.
- I want bums in--
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- If you just open--
- Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
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Any time.
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Yeah, so...
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First up's my buddy, Goody.
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- Oh my fucking God, Shoresy.
- What, do you know him?
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You kick and scream about the duotangs,
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and then you start
your presentation off with,
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"First up's my buddy, Goody."
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It's a good thing you're funny, Ziigs,
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since you're the uglier sister.
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- No, she's not.
- Well...
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Shoresy, you're about
the dumbest sounding fuck ever.
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I don't even have to present.
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You already gave me the money
to bring 'em in.
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They're already on airplanes.
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All stocked up on ice cream--
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- Shut the fuck up--
- Alright! Just keep going.
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Tell us about Brent Goodleaf.
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SHORESY & SANGUINET: Brant!
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Well, he'll have to tell us about him
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because you scratched and
pulled hair over the duotangs
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and it's literally just a picture
of the guy and his name.
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Yeah, well, two words on that page
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and Nat read one of 'em wrong,
so it's like--
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And normally, people's names
start with a capital letter,
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- you fucking idiot.
- You're such a twat, Ziig.
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Just go.
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Yeah, so...
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His name's Brant Goodleaf.
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And we call him Goody.
Mm-hmm.
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And he's from Six Nations,
which is down south--
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Sorry, I can't, dude.
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You sound so fucking stupid
when you try to be serious.
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Like, tell me he doesn't sound
like he's in grade two.
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Like the slow kid that has to
put his desk beside the teacher
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- so he doesn't flick his snot.
- Shoresy!
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Walk out that door
and I'll fold this shit so fast.
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I'm getting fucking peppered over here.
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It's fucking batting practice.
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We've all gotta shake
some balls in our lives. Zii?
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- Can he score?
- Lead the league.
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- Which league?
- The show.
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- He played in the NHL?
- The other one.
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- Which?
- Lacrosse.
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He doesn't play hockey anymore.
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Just making sure we're all hearing that.
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Well, he played Junior A growing up.
In hockey.
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And they wanted him to play pro.
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But it's just, in lacrosse,
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they wanted him to play in the show.
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I broke bank for a guy who
doesn't even play anymore?
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You broke bank for four guys
who don't play anymore.
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I'm gonna fucking kick you, dude.
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- For what?!
- You fucking basic.
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- Well, they're all studs.
I wouldn't bring 'em in
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- if they weren't studs.
- Hockey's like riding a bike.
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Everybody's already on a team.
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I had to find guys who aren't
already on a team.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like, you think guys who are
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already on a team are just gonna fuck off
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to Sudbury to play in the NOSHO?
So dumb.
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- Sud-berry.
- Hey!
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You brought in four guys
who don't play anymore?
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- You want bums in seats?
- I wanna shoot myself
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- in the face.
- We'll never lose again.
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And yeah, so...
Goody loves chicken.
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Well, that's vital.
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- Critical.
- Crucial.
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- Integral.
- Thank you so much
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for that urgent tidbit
on your buddy Goody.
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- You bet.
- You simple-minded fuck.
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- Hey, come on, my man.
- Next!
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- Dolo.
- Yeah, so,
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up next, a guy named Jonathan Diaby.
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He's from Blainville, Quebec.
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Just picture the rope on that dude.
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- Bro, get gayer.
- Guy's a former 3rd round pick
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to the show.
The hockey one.
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Stay-at-home defenceman.
Awful to play against.
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Huge clapper.
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You call your dicks clappers now?
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- Clapper's a slap shot.
- Yeah, and a shot is when you
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direct the puck towards the net
with your stick, Ziig,
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- you fucking ditz.
- But now he raps?
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- He's a rapper, Nat.
- I've got a video.
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♪♪♪
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So, he was drafted to the show,
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but gave it up for the rap game?
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Rap game's a bit overkill, Nat.
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She's doing it on purpose now.
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How long has it been since he played?
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He played in that Quebec Senior League
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a couple of years ago.
Made the news
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for losing his mind
when him and his parents
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- got called the N word at a game.
- As he should.
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What happened to the player
who called him that?
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No, no, no.
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No one on the ice is dumb enough
to fuck with him.
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He'll pop your nose
out the back of your head.
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There was a drunk fan
and he got jacked up.
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I think I'd bend for that boy.
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- You speak French?
- Do you speak Ojibwe?
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Better learn, 'cause he'll
only speak French to you.
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Formidable.
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So, who's my next former hockey player?
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Yeah, so, up next, my buddy Hitch.
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He's from Mount Pearl, Newfoundland.
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And it's kinda funny because
his full name's Ted Hitchcock,
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but if you say it real fast,
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it sounds like ten-inch cock.
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Well, gents. I can't wait
to hear about "Ten inch cock".
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I almost believe it at this point.
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Veteran presence.
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Like, he's a former 1st round
pick in the show.
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- So it's like...
- Like riding a bike, my guy.
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Sanguinet, shut the fuck up.
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We seem to be trending upward here.
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Finally.
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So, you know how Goody loves chicken?
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Yeah, Hitch loves Martinis.
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Calls 'em Martoonies.
So...
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It's good to always have
a bottle of gin on hand,
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'cause, boy,
Hitch loves Martoonies.
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- Anything else?
- Well, he's from Newfoundland,
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so it's kinda tough
to understand what he's saying
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- a lot of the time.
- Newfie talk?
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- Ever been to Newfoundland?
- No.
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You wouldn't call 'em Newfies if you had.
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- "Lard" Jesus.
- "Yes, b'y."
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OK, last but not least.
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Yeah, so, this one's a bit of a tough pill
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- to get down the gullet.
- Why?
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A bit of history there.
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Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques-Jean.
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Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques Jean.
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JJ Frankie JJ.
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Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques-Jean
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known by teammates
as JJ Frankie JJ.
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Played against him in the
National Senior Championship.
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And then?
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Frankie, I'm gonna be
in your kitchen all night.
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Frankie, get the mozza burger
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out of your mouth, you fucking fatso.
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Holy fuck, Frankie, you look
like you love a good slice.
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You get axed from the show and
just start hammering slices or what?
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If the cup was a slice,
you think you'd work
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a little harder,
you fucking pizza face?
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Hey, go eat some fondue,
you fucking manatee.
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- Ah-ha!
- Hey, have another Baconator,
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- you fucking walrus.
- Fuck you.
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- How'd it end?
- W.
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I meant between you and him.
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Hey, Shoresy.
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Hey! I'll send your stuffed crust
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to the emergency room,
you fat fucking pig!
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You Bobby Clark'd him
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with a golf swing and he still
answered your call?
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- Why?
- He's a pretty big deal
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in Quebec.
Like, he's dated pretty much
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every Quebecois starlet there is.
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- French girls.
- Frankie loves them ladies.
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I asked why he's coming here.
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Because there's an impossible amount
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of good-looking girls in Sudbury.
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- He played in the show.
- Sounds like bums in seats.
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- Veteran presence.
- When do they get here?
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Pretty soonski. They're all on
the same flight from Toronto.
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Well, drop off their shit and
come by mine for a little mixer.
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- Oh yeah, a little mingler?
- A little BBQ.
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- I'll barbecue.
- A little BBQ mixer mingler.
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I'll have the new sponsor
jerseys for you guys too.
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They're called sweaters, Ziig,
keep up.
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- Suck my dick.
- We Jeepin' it, my dude?
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Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
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Turn it fucking down.
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So dumb.
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Yeah, so, you know,
it's like I said.
241
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,348
Obviously, there's only one rule, it's:
242
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- Don't touch the bird.
- Birds are unreal.
243
00:10:41,577 --> 00:10:43,047
Big Sexy.
244
00:10:43,147 --> 00:10:44,917
I never seen one so pretty as that.
245
00:10:45,017 --> 00:10:46,629
Yeah, he'll talk a wee bit too,
eh, Big Sex?
246
00:10:46,653 --> 00:10:49,693
- Tit fucker.
- Yeah, so, it's like I said.
247
00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:52,131
Obviously, I got two beds,
my bed then another bed.
248
00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:54,272
Then there's the couch.
So, gonna have to double up.
249
00:10:54,336 --> 00:10:55,871
Pole to pole
or hole to hole, by's.
250
00:10:55,973 --> 00:10:58,053
Yeah, let's make sure no one's
waking up to the other guy
251
00:10:58,077 --> 00:11:00,681
sleeping hole to hole or anything like that.
It won't be me.
252
00:11:00,781 --> 00:11:04,155
I'd never do anything like that.
253
00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:05,993
Tit fucker.
254
00:11:06,093 --> 00:11:07,528
We've established that, Frankie.
255
00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:10,401
Oh yeah, Frankie on the couch,
256
00:11:10,501 --> 00:11:12,372
since he's such a fucking potato.
257
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,340
Tit fucker.
258
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,485
I'll just jump in with Goody.
259
00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:16,113
- Settle down.
- Yeah, 'cause like Dolo
260
00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:17,558
and Hitch are gonna be defense partners,
261
00:11:17,582 --> 00:11:18,928
so makes sense that they'd bunk up.
262
00:11:18,952 --> 00:11:20,588
Do ya like Martoonies, me son?
263
00:11:21,456 --> 00:11:22,801
Well, yes sir, buddy,
you stay right there,
264
00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:25,197
- I'll bring one where you're at.
- Yup. We've got a ton
265
00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:27,244
of ice cream in the fridge too.
So, all set there.
266
00:11:27,268 --> 00:11:28,747
Sweet Jesus, b'y,
what ya got there?
267
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,875
- Sanguinet got drumsticks.
- Love a good stick.
268
00:11:30,976 --> 00:11:32,645
You know what's Goody,
b'y, best kind.
269
00:11:32,745 --> 00:11:33,747
Sticks are unbelievable.
270
00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:37,957
- Tit fucker.
- And yeah, so then we'll go
271
00:11:38,057 --> 00:11:39,368
to a little mingler at the GMs here.
272
00:11:39,392 --> 00:11:41,263
We'll go pretty soon there, yeah.
273
00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:44,971
What, do you want to have a stick now?
274
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,649
Quick stick before we go where they're to.
275
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,811
- Yeah, alright.
- Sticks are unbelievable.
276
00:11:48,912 --> 00:11:50,181
Hm, come on with it, then.
277
00:11:50,281 --> 00:11:53,220
Fucking don't even have to ask Frankie.
278
00:11:54,656 --> 00:11:57,328
That's one of the better sticks
I've ever had.
279
00:11:57,428 --> 00:12:00,334
Fuck. Forgot to call me parents.
280
00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:03,107
- Did you not call your parents?
- Settle down.
281
00:12:03,207 --> 00:12:04,609
Mom's gonna be right rotted.
282
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,309
Did none of yous not call your parents?
283
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,117
She's gonna be right crooked, she is.
284
00:12:08,217 --> 00:12:09,719
So, like, you took an airplane
285
00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:12,492
and then didn't call your
parents to say you got here safe?
286
00:12:13,928 --> 00:12:15,164
Tit fucker.
287
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:19,739
Well, you better call 'em,
let 'em know you got here safe.
288
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:22,378
I don't know, they must be big
shots taking airplanes every day
289
00:12:22,478 --> 00:12:25,051
of the week or something,
getting here not calling their parents.
290
00:12:25,151 --> 00:12:26,853
No, they got here two hours ago
291
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:30,528
and they still haven't called their parents.
I know, so dumb.
292
00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:42,518
Laura Mohr.
293
00:12:42,618 --> 00:12:44,990
Let me just start by saying
there is no other place
294
00:12:45,091 --> 00:12:47,061
I would rather be in the entire world
295
00:12:47,161 --> 00:12:48,530
than right here with you right now.
296
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,468
- Hey, Shoresy.
- Can't you see, I'm just
297
00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:53,183
completely taken by it.
Like, I've never known a feeling like this.
298
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,077
- Sluts assembled?
- Why are we doing this here
299
00:12:55,177 --> 00:12:57,115
when we could be over at
7 Star Dumpling House?
300
00:12:57,215 --> 00:12:59,386
- Let's get some fuckin' bibimbap.
- How do they feel
301
00:12:59,486 --> 00:13:01,265
- about never losing again?
- How do you feel about it?
302
00:13:01,289 --> 00:13:02,392
I don't care.
303
00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:03,852
Oh, you are an absolute stallion.
304
00:13:03,928 --> 00:13:06,366
- You're a horse face.
- I won't rest 'till I get even
305
00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:08,470
- a shoulder pat from you.
- That would be the most
306
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,484
a man has got from me
in a very long time, Shoresy.
307
00:13:10,508 --> 00:13:12,445
Hey, you ever been sitting
across from someone
308
00:13:12,545 --> 00:13:14,091
just trying to have
a normal conversation,
309
00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:16,954
fighting every urge inside
yourself to just scream out,
310
00:13:17,055 --> 00:13:18,524
- "Yeah!"
- Shut the fuck up.
311
00:13:18,624 --> 00:13:20,303
Oh, I've never let myself be so vulnerable
312
00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:21,706
with someone before.
It feels amazing.
313
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:24,069
- You are a lot, dude.
- God, would I be good to ya.
314
00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:25,337
- Yeah?
- I'd be good to ya
315
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,473
- like crazy.
- How good?
316
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,976
Like, you wake up in the morning,
317
00:13:28,077 --> 00:13:29,479
I'm right there being good to you.
318
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:31,592
- That's actually unsettling.
- How do you feel about
319
00:13:31,616 --> 00:13:33,420
a couple steaks and some corn on the cob?
320
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,157
- With your four roommates?
- Five!
321
00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:36,493
Apologies to Big Sexy.
322
00:13:36,593 --> 00:13:39,065
I'll honour ya 'till the day I die,
I swear to God.
323
00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:42,114
From the guy infamous for wheeling
two of his friends' moms in Letterkenny.
324
00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:45,411
- They aren't my friends.
And their moms were wheeling me.
325
00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:47,148
Text me the score after the game.
326
00:13:47,248 --> 00:13:48,517
- Are you not coming?
- Huh?
327
00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:49,930
- Huh?
- I got my kid this weekend.
328
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,325
Well, no one gets a good story
from just a score.
329
00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:53,962
And no one cares.
330
00:13:55,364 --> 00:13:57,235
Let's say we do this next time
331
00:13:57,335 --> 00:14:00,441
over a nice piping hot bowl
of miso ramen?
332
00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:07,355
Do you guys like paninis?
333
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,665
We're almost there.
334
00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:14,469
- You're going to jail.
- For what?
335
00:14:14,569 --> 00:14:15,915
That's where our tough Natives are.
336
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,377
Our tough Natives are in jail?
337
00:14:18,477 --> 00:14:21,216
- Tough Natives is redundant.
- They work there, Shoresy.
338
00:14:21,316 --> 00:14:24,189
Well, you made it sound
like they were in jail.
339
00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:26,326
- That is so racist.
- No, it isn't.
340
00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:27,906
You see, that's the problem
right there,
341
00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:30,170
is that your mind immediately
goes to them being in jail!
342
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:32,338
It was a misunderstanding.
343
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,218
- You're the problem.
That's what's happening here
344
00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:36,948
- is that you're the problem.
- Holy.
345
00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:44,362
Yeah so, it's too bad you guys
couldn't make the little mingler,
346
00:14:44,462 --> 00:14:46,433
but ther'll plenty of time
for another mixer,
347
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,303
a little team builder.
A little room booster.
348
00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:52,411
Yeah, so, Shoresy, Goody,
JJ, Dolo, and Hitch.
349
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:53,690
And it's kinda funny with Hitch,
350
00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:55,451
because his full name's Ted Hitchcock.
351
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:58,090
But if you say it real fast,
it sounds like "ten-inch cock".
352
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,227
- Been called worse, b'ys.
- I'm San--
353
00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:02,265
- Roll call. We ready?
- Yeah.
354
00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:04,135
- Jim.
- Jim.
355
00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:06,673
- Two Jims.
- Jim.
356
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,345
Are you all three Jim?
357
00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:13,295
Alright, well, you'll need nicknames.
What are your last names?
358
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,157
We'd prefer to be called
by our first names.
359
00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:17,295
But then you're all three Jim.
360
00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:18,797
Our names are Jim.
361
00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:20,969
So, you all three wanna be called Jim?
362
00:15:24,075 --> 00:15:26,981
But you see how we're a bit
bunged up here though, right?
363
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:30,221
Like, if Sanger calls down the bench, "Jim,
you're going,"
364
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:31,489
you won't know what Jim.
365
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,126
Jims'll all likely be--
366
00:15:33,227 --> 00:15:34,529
Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
367
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,700
Maybe if he just says Jim a different way
368
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,770
for each of the b'ys
from where you're too,
369
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,276
then they'll know which ones
to come where you're at.
370
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,948
Did you just have a stroke, Hitch?
371
00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:45,417
You know, like, sing 'em.
372
00:15:45,518 --> 00:15:48,357
You're having a fucking brain hematoma.
373
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:51,596
- Settle down.
- Nah, like, Jim, Jim, Jim.
374
00:15:51,696 --> 00:15:55,404
Hitch, it's a hockey team,
it's not fucking Miss Saigon.
375
00:15:55,504 --> 00:15:56,950
Why not ask the Jims what they wants?
376
00:15:56,974 --> 00:16:00,147
This is not Andrew Lloyd Weber
presents the Jims.
377
00:16:00,247 --> 00:16:01,783
Why don't you just ask the b'ys?
378
00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:05,524
'Cause I don't have fucking 525,600 minutes.
379
00:16:05,624 --> 00:16:07,604
Well then, the arse has gone
right out of 'er then.
380
00:16:07,628 --> 00:16:09,432
Jesus Christ super star.
381
00:16:10,401 --> 00:16:12,638
Alright.
So, you all three wanna be Jim.
382
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,977
- Our names are Jim.
- Yeah, I know...
383
00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:18,550
your names are Jim.
So, how about your Jimmer,
384
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:20,821
you're Jimmy, you're Jimbob.
385
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:22,758
So then you all get to be some
version of Jim
386
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,464
and we don't gotta be in fucking... tats.
387
00:16:25,564 --> 00:16:27,535
Our names are Jim.
388
00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:31,911
- Alright, you're all three Jim.
That's it, that's all.
389
00:16:32,545 --> 00:16:33,915
You ever have a Slim Jim?
390
00:16:34,015 --> 00:16:36,921
Well, you may as well all
go down to the Coulson
391
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:39,034
when you're done work and have
a little beer with the boys.
392
00:16:39,058 --> 00:16:41,730
And me and, who knows, maybe
we'll throw on some fucking
393
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,937
Les Miserables for Hitch.
Hey, Hitch?
394
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,043
You gonna wear that or your
fucking Technicolor dream coat?
395
00:16:48,143 --> 00:16:51,416
Fucking Phantom of the Opera.
396
00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,969
A Newfie, a Native,
and two Quebeckers.
397
00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:02,438
Veteran presence.
398
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:04,575
Sanguinet is such a cutie-patootie.
399
00:17:04,676 --> 00:17:06,279
He doesn't even have a hockey butt.
400
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:07,782
You sweet on any of 'em?
401
00:17:07,882 --> 00:17:10,154
- You don't get sweet on sluts.
You just take 'em down.
402
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:12,024
Would you take any of them down?
403
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:15,598
I'd take down a caribou
if it meant bums in seats.
404
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:20,240
I think the caribou
would have to take you down.
405
00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:23,080
They better be talking Ws.
406
00:17:24,082 --> 00:17:28,323
Fucking, you take popcorn
chicken over popcorn shrimp?
407
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,027
Chicken's unbelievable.
408
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:36,640
Holy.
Popcorn chicken over popcorn shrimp.
409
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,653
Well, that's some mainlander
if I ever seen one.
410
00:17:38,677 --> 00:17:40,814
- Even if it was at Red Lobster?
- Alright, alright.
411
00:17:40,915 --> 00:17:43,020
OK, would you take popcorn chicken
412
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,893
over just regular movie theatre
popcorn, but with butter?
413
00:17:46,994 --> 00:17:48,497
But it's for the rest of your life.
414
00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:50,567
- Settle down.
- Here's a club soda, my guy.
415
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,405
- Thanks, Sanger.
- She's bad luck cheersing
416
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,008
with a water, though.
417
00:17:54,977 --> 00:17:56,880
I'll just go easy,
I gotta work later.
418
00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:59,152
Well, a little bit more than that.
419
00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:01,423
Game one of four on deck.
420
00:18:01,523 --> 00:18:03,794
Everyone of 'em, sudden deathski.
421
00:18:04,762 --> 00:18:06,742
You know what I mean though
in that the caribou would have
422
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:08,570
- to take you down?
- Yup.
423
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,874
Like, a human man could take down a caribou,
424
00:18:10,975 --> 00:18:13,413
but a woman couldn't 'cause
with the caribous like--
425
00:18:13,513 --> 00:18:14,983
Anatomy.
426
00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:17,488
Yeah. The caribou--
427
00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:20,594
Well, the caribou would have
to do all the work.
428
00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:22,933
Yeah. And that's why I said
429
00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:24,869
a caribou would have to take you down.
430
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,074
Better be all hockey over there.
431
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:30,014
By's, can we get on the go with
the cheese for the burgers or what?
432
00:18:30,114 --> 00:18:32,151
Whew! Sanger, that's some
good-looking cuisine.
433
00:18:32,251 --> 00:18:33,453
Mine are chicken burgers.
434
00:18:33,553 --> 00:18:35,066
What, you wanna throw
the singles on there now?
435
00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:37,161
- Settle down.
- Like, you means Kraft singles?
436
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:41,503
Yeah, I think it's a good time
to throw the singles on now.
437
00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:45,310
You know, shredded cheese is
kind of more for tacos I think.
438
00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:47,257
Like, what are you talking,
like a little Italian blend?
439
00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:50,654
- Sanger. Ever had gelato?
- Maybe a little Tex-Mex?
440
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:52,625
Yeah, it's a bit fancy, but...
441
00:18:52,725 --> 00:18:54,238
You ever put singles on a taco, me son?
442
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,399
Well, that's a good way
to ruin a taco, Hitch.
443
00:18:56,499 --> 00:18:58,804
- One time out on the boat.
- Whew!
444
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,741
Look at Sanger with the singles here.
445
00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:02,678
Might even double single 'em, boys.
446
00:19:02,778 --> 00:19:04,682
It's fucking "two singles"
Sanger here now.
447
00:19:04,782 --> 00:19:06,519
Tacos are unbelievable.
448
00:19:06,619 --> 00:19:09,459
- Timmins tomorrow night.
- Fucking Timmers.
449
00:19:09,559 --> 00:19:11,463
- Home of Shania Twain.
- Pff.
450
00:19:11,563 --> 00:19:12,741
It don't impress me much, brother.
451
00:19:12,765 --> 00:19:14,469
- Celine.
- Still the one.
452
00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:15,871
At least we're on our own barn.
453
00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:18,076
I hate those big fucking Dutchmen.
454
00:19:18,176 --> 00:19:20,614
Dutch last names are
so fucking long and Dutch,
455
00:19:20,714 --> 00:19:22,685
they barely fit on the backs
of their sweaters.
456
00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:23,931
They look fucking ridiculous.
457
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,657
- Klumpenhouwer.
- Blankenbiller.
458
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:27,628
- De Bardeladen.
- Schowengerdtner.
459
00:19:27,728 --> 00:19:29,499
- Van Zandermeulen.
- De Rentmeester.
460
00:19:29,599 --> 00:19:31,803
- Van Benschoten.
- Sollenbergerstadt.
461
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,975
- And of course...
- The Apeldoorns.
462
00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:35,611
Dutchmen always have tons of kids,
463
00:19:35,711 --> 00:19:37,023
so they can help
with chores on the farm.
464
00:19:37,047 --> 00:19:39,953
So, Timmins has the 8 previously
mentioned Dutchmen.
465
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,856
- Klumpenhouwer.
- Blankenbiller.
466
00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:43,894
- De Bardeladen.
- Schowengerdtner.
467
00:19:43,995 --> 00:19:45,864
- Van Zandermeulen.
- De Rentmeester.
468
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:48,336
- Van Benschoten.
- Sollenbergerstadt.
469
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,407
And then, the Apeldoorns.
470
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:55,017
- Eight of them. Brothers.
- Big fuck off, Dutch farm boys.
471
00:19:56,186 --> 00:19:58,032
You'll know which ones are
the youngest brothers
472
00:19:58,056 --> 00:20:00,962
because they've had their gear
handed down brother by brother
473
00:20:01,062 --> 00:20:03,100
over the years and it's barely
fucking intact.
474
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,604
Like, they got like frayed
toe caps on their skates
475
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,941
like they're super pov.
476
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,921
They look like they pulled them
out of the dump.
477
00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:11,192
When they got to Junior,
instead of buying half visors,
478
00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:13,016
they just torched the bottoms
off their cages.
479
00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:16,659
They look like they walked
straight out of the dump.
480
00:20:17,728 --> 00:20:18,830
Alley-oop. Later.
481
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:21,636
I gotta work.
482
00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:23,373
Don't you wanna see your new sweaters?
483
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,718
There ya go, sweaters,
not jerseys.
484
00:20:24,742 --> 00:20:26,246
You fucking ugly sack of shit.
485
00:20:26,346 --> 00:20:28,783
Well, looks like you can
teach an old dog new tricks.
486
00:20:28,884 --> 00:20:31,589
- Thought I was a bit young.
- Well, you're for sure a dog.
487
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,195
Alright. We had to bring on
a new sponsor
488
00:20:34,295 --> 00:20:37,701
to pay for the sluts.
So, Nat went out and found one.
489
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,040
For the sluts who aren't from here,
490
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,344
in Sudbury, we're known for
our below-ground exports.
491
00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:45,450
Copper, nickel, etcetera.
But we've also become known
492
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,788
for a certain above-ground
natural resource
493
00:20:47,888 --> 00:20:49,559
- over the years as well.
- I gotta work.
494
00:20:49,659 --> 00:20:50,995
The Sudbury Blueberry Festival
495
00:20:51,095 --> 00:20:52,665
has become a massive tourist draw
496
00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:54,135
since its genesis 35 years ago.
497
00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:56,315
- Blueberries are unbelievable.
- They've generated a ton
498
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,643
of dough and they've graciously
volunteered to help us
499
00:20:58,743 --> 00:21:01,649
- pay for you sluts, so...
- Fruits. Unbelievable.
500
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,860
- Blueberry Bulldogs?
- Your new sweaters.
501
00:21:07,728 --> 00:21:09,298
The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.
502
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:12,671
That's what's up.
503
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,077
We're the Sud-berry Blueberry Bulldogs?
504
00:21:15,177 --> 00:21:16,880
We get it bud,
you learned how to read.
505
00:21:16,981 --> 00:21:19,585
- That's fucking embarrassing.
- My man, it's Sudbury--
506
00:21:19,685 --> 00:21:20,989
Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet.
507
00:21:21,089 --> 00:21:23,627
No, but you pronounce it
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.
508
00:21:23,727 --> 00:21:25,497
- Does it fucking matter?!
It's a fruit.
509
00:21:25,597 --> 00:21:29,138
May as well be called the fucking
Sudbury Banana Boat Bulldogs.
510
00:21:29,238 --> 00:21:31,676
- My man, just--
- Fucking Sudbury Nectarine
511
00:21:31,776 --> 00:21:33,813
Neopolitan Mastiffs.
512
00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:35,250
You ever had Goji berries?
513
00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:38,925
- It was this or fold, fucker.
Go to work.
514
00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:41,931
- Where's the "sy"?
- What's the point?
515
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:46,983
This better not be fucking out there.
516
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,143
I'm gonna hear all about it.
517
00:21:48,243 --> 00:21:52,685
Fucking Sudbury Fruit
Salad French Spaniels.
518
00:21:54,388 --> 00:21:55,857
Hey, Shoresy,
519
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:57,637
I'm looking to whip up a nice
fruit cocktail for my sweetie.
520
00:21:57,661 --> 00:21:59,065
Got any blueberries?
521
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:02,047
Blueberry Bulldogs sounds
like a fruit snack, bud.
522
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,975
Might as well be
the Sudbury Sour Patch Kids.
523
00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:05,420
If you need a hand pickin' fruit,
524
00:22:05,444 --> 00:22:07,257
there's eight Apeldoorn's
comin' to town tomorrow
525
00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:09,127
- and the Dutch know hard work.
- Honestly, bud,
526
00:22:09,151 --> 00:22:10,863
the Sudbury Passion Fruits
would sound tougher.
527
00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:12,358
Sudbury Honey Dew Hounds.
528
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:14,662
Take that championship pedigree
straight to the Soo
529
00:22:14,762 --> 00:22:15,962
and get pumped for another 19.
530
00:22:15,999 --> 00:22:17,001
You oughta take Sudbury
531
00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:18,637
Coconut Corgis out for a test drive.
532
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:19,907
Look out boys, here come
533
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,342
the Pink Lady Apple Pomeranians!
534
00:22:21,442 --> 00:22:23,322
What do you think about
Sudbury Watermelon Westiepoos?
535
00:22:23,346 --> 00:22:25,326
- That'll get'em real fired up!
- Where do I sign up
536
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:28,857
for the Sudbury Avocado
Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dogs?
537
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,831
I'd ask why you're covering
these donkeys and not us,
538
00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:36,005
- but I think I know the answer.
- No one cares.
539
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,841
That's so fucking embarrassing, Shoresy.
540
00:22:37,943 --> 00:22:39,488
I know. Why do you think
I'm eating it?
541
00:22:39,512 --> 00:22:41,649
- Embarrassing.
- You know what's embarrassing,
542
00:22:41,749 --> 00:22:44,255
Core?
Your Mom started an OnlyFans
543
00:22:44,355 --> 00:22:46,826
to try to make me jealous
and I haven't laughed that hard
544
00:22:46,927 --> 00:22:48,830
since Liam's mom tried the same thing.
545
00:22:48,931 --> 00:22:50,834
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam,
546
00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:53,807
your mom made me a mix CD
with only three bands on it.
547
00:22:53,908 --> 00:22:56,446
Moist, The Wailers,
and Wet Wet Wet.
548
00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:58,883
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Well, if you can dish it out,
549
00:22:58,985 --> 00:23:01,489
you can take it, boys.
I give your moms so much wood
550
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,627
they call my dick Beaver Lumber.
551
00:23:04,495 --> 00:23:06,265
The Apeldoorns can't wait to take a run
552
00:23:06,366 --> 00:23:08,303
at the Green Grape Goldendoodles, bud.
553
00:23:08,403 --> 00:23:10,450
Yeah, tell the Strawberry
Shortcake Miniature Schnauzers
554
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:13,246
- we said good luck.
- Go Kiwi-Pineapple Puggles!
555
00:23:13,346 --> 00:23:14,515
Give your balls a tug.
556
00:24:12,731 --> 00:24:15,303
♪♪♪
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