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Hugo!
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Hugo, it's bedtime.
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What are you drawing?
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- Let me see.
- No, it's a secret.
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Let me just have a look, please.
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Well done.
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I'm cursed. You're cursed.
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We are both cursed.
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- Do you want me to come with
you? - Where's Shun? - What?
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It doesn't matter, I think he's got
my toothbrush. I'll see you there.
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OK, I'll be right behind you!
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- Mum, I can't drive!
- Just back it out!
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Argh!
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- Oi, don't throw it out!
- Argh!
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- George what are you doing?
- It keeps the skin sterile.
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I'm like a big packed lunch.
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- Come on, Barry, we need to go.
- Such hot cheese!
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- Toothbrush, pyjama.
- See what I can do about the stench.
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- Shun, you stay here and tidy up, please!
- Hello?
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- Come on, cheese man.
- Hi, Barbara.
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Well, actually, they're going
to the hospital right now.
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- I think I've fucked the clutch.
- Oh, thank you. - And the accelerator.
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Hey, Donald, put the kettle down!
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I was just going to make a
flask of tea for everyone
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- if we were still getting ready.
- Are you eating?! - I need energy.
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- Deborah, it's Barbara. - Fucking
Barbara again! - She says it's urgent.
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It's not as urgent as this, is it?
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- No, Shun, get out! I'm driving.
- Come on!
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Nanna Grubb loved the damn diary of dreams
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To the edge of the crack
where the swamp water steamed
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Such odious prose, such horrible sadness
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Such terrible proof of Mr Grubb's madness
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She clenched her claws
round the cursed journal
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And hurled it down to the pit infernal
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That Mr Grubb's sorrow and fear and pain
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Would never be heard of or witnessed again
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Then a quick gust of wind
caught the hem of her dress
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And tossed the dear fossil
straight over the edge.
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The pages came free, one
by one, all in sequence
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And fluttered about, like
a flock of mad secrets.
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- No! - Turn around, please! Turn
around. - No! I don't want to!
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I can't just leave you here, can I?
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Well, Daddy's never coming
back, you piece of shit!
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Hugo, you come back here! Come back
here now! What's happened to you?
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- So, you didn't notice anything unusual?
- Is there something wrong?
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It just seems like it was
quite a hefty impact.
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Yeah, that's probably because of
the chair. Sorry, I forgot to say.
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What chair?
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Just there was a chair on the floor,
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so it's probably the
height that she fell from,
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which explains the nature
of the injury to her skull.
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What was she doing on a chair?
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Maybe looking at an interesting
pattern in the ceiling
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or perhaps a spider.
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Was she putting something in her hatch?
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Might have been hoarding another crow.
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Or she could have been
getting something out of it.
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- It's a sort of cupboard.
- What would she want from a cupboard?
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Well, I'm guessing, a quilt
or a plate or something.
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Why would she need a plate?
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Just to look at it, you know.
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Take it out, put it back in again...
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recreationally.
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- Your nose is bleeding.
- Is it? Hm.
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- Strange. - She had dementia as well.
So... - Exactly, good point, Amy.
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That's why she was up there,
cos she was as mad as a hoop.
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She had IBS too.
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- Yeah, perhaps not relevant.
- It's not relevant.
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Yeah, nice one, Donald, really helpful.
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We have a few more tests to run,
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but it is quite a severe haemorrhage.
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So, just to give you some warning,
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the prognosis is looking pretty poor.
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Are you saying that to make
it sound worse than it is,
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- so that we don't...?
- No, I'm not doing that, no.
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OK, so, for insurance purposes...
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- That's not what I'm doing.
- She's not doing that, no.
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Right, so, what is it... 50/50?
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- It's not 50/50, no.
- So...
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- It's very close to zero.
- Right.
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Sorry, I just realised something,
do you write the Grubbs books?
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- Er... yeah.
- Oh! - I do.
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My daughter loves The Acorn Conundrum.
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Ah, well, yeah, that's a fun one.
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- You're taller than I thought you would be.
- Yes, I am, yeah.
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Sorry, is that all, Doctor?
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Because my mother-in-law
is dying, if you remember.
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Sorry, yes, I'm sorry.
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Might be an idea for some of you
to go home and get some rest.
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Perhaps pop in first thing in the morning.
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No, thank you. We'll all be staying
here with Nanna, thank you.
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- That's completely up to you.
- Yes, it is up to us, yes.
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And that's what we're saying we will do.
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- It's absolutely fine.
- Yes, thanks, you said that.
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- I'll see you shortly.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
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So, is she going to die soon?
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Quite soon, yes.
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Have I got time to get a coffee?
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Yes, let's go.
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Ha!
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Oh, what's going on?
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Hello?
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- Ah, Maurice! - Yes? - What's going
on? - Uh, I'm just drinking a coffee.
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- You all right?
- Yeah, why?
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Well, you're forgetting about
chairs, your nose is bleeding
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and you're a ridiculously big cup of
coffee in the middle of the night.
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Well, I'm drinking it BECAUSE
it's the middle of the night.
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To be honest, I don't know
why it's so big either,
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- but that's not my fault.
- We should have a family meeting.
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- About what?
- I don't know, that's why we should have a meeting.
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You want to have a meeting to
decide what to have a meeting about?
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Of course I don't. Why do you always
have to twist everything I say?
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I'm just going to check on Shun.
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Yes, you go and do that for a change.
Go and talk to the one person
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who can't actually speak English.
And enjoy your reservoir of coffee!
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- Shun! - So strange, Mr
Flowers, put nearly Ł100 in here,
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- still not working.
- Yep. That's because it's broken, Shun.
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Probably, yeah.
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- How is Grandmother? - Yeah, she's
not good, I'm afraid. - Oh, dear.
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Look, I need you to do something for me.
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- I need you to hide something for me.
- OK.
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- It's a kind of a lasso. Do you know what that is?
- Yes, mango juice.
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No, that's not... You're thinking
of a lassi, a sort of yoghurt-y...
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- Yes, very delicious.
- Yeah, yeah, it's not that. This is a noose.
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- Ah, chocolate mousse? Delicious.
- No, no, it's not delicious.
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- Not mango juice either?
- No, back to square one.
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- Ah, yes, square one!
- It's a rope. It's a hangman's rope.
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- I hate you! - Shh!
- What's happening? - Quick.
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- 'Why are we hiding?
- 'I'll tell you later.
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'Is it wasp? Did you see a wasp?'
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Old Nanna, we thought you'd
live forever. How wrong we were.
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I wish there was something
I could invent to save you,
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but there's no time.
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- Why are you staring at me?
- I'm not.
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- What's the matter? - She's
fucking staring at me. - Amy?
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Amy. Amy!
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Mum, please, don't start doing the thing
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where you just say my
name over and over again
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in slightly different ways,
because it doesn't help.
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- I'm so sad about Nanna.
- Oh, there. Sh-shh.
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Just flop your tit in his
mouth and be done with it.
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- Oh, Amy!
- Stop saying my name!
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OK, where shall I hide suicide
weapon? Bathroom cupboard?
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Why would you hide it in
the bathroom cupboard?
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I think nobody will
check bathroom cupboard.
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- Just nail clipper and vagina cream.
- No, just get rid of it completely.
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Mr Flowers, such enormous shame.
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- Are you OK? Tell me truth.
- Yes. Well, no.
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I suppose what I'm saying is,
I don't want to talk about it.
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OK. I will make you
very happy straightaway.
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Little joke.
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- Oh, no.
- Yes, humour. Erm...
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English joke, let me think.
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- Knock, knock...
- Who's there?
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- Postman.
- Postman who?
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- I have your letter.
- What?
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- English joke makes you happy.
- It doesn't make sense.
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Yes, you're happy?
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- Maurice, Chin!
- Oh, yes. - Ha!
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Hi, why are you here?
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We're here to support you, of course,
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didn't want to end the
evening on such a dour note.
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- We can go if it's inconvenient.
- Is Deborah around?
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Yes.
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- I told you this was a stupid idea.
- Come on, I love hospitals.
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Sorry!
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Sorry, I didn't mean to make you jump.
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- What are you doing here?
- I don't know. My dad's being really weird.
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Sorry.
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- Snot.
- Yeah.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah.
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People die all the time, don't they? So...
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it's literally fine.
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Amy, is that you?
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Oh, shit.
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- Can you just...? - OK,
why? - Sorry, it's just...
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I'm coming in!
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- How are you doing?
- OK, thanks.
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- Do you want me to give you a hug?
- No, I'm all right, thank you.
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We must love each other.
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Mum, can you just let me
leave the toilet, please?
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Not until you let me give you a hug.
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- Well, we're going to be here for ages then.
- I'm going to hug you.
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- No, thanks.
- Come here. - No.
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- Just get off!
- No, come on.
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Why are you so strong?!
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Just let me hug you.
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Aw! My sweet, little, sensitive squiggle.
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You're just a sweet little
squish, really, aren't you?
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- Is that better?
- Yep.
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English grandmother, never die.
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There you are!
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Deborah, you grieving fox!
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- Everybody's here.
- Oh, hello again, George.
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I brought you something to
say sorry about, you know...
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She's not dead yet, as I keep saying.
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Well, in advance, and to
apologise about the party.
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I don't want you to think you
can't recommend me clients
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just because of a little altercation.
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I should've ignored the strange builder.
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He was trying to cause trouble.
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I just don't like seeing
people be rude, that's all.
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- Who's that? - That's
Barry. - Hello, Deborah.
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I was just saying, actually,
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it might be best if everyone went home.
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There's no need to be polite,
Maurice. We're happy to stay.
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Shall we? Lighten the mood a bit.
I'm sure you could do with some.
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Yes, why not?
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Shun, you could give Barry a lift home.
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Or I could stay here with
you. Show my support as well.
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Well, it's quite a small room.
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I'm not sure how many of us are allowed.
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- He won't be staying long either.
- Depends how strong this absinthe is!
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Or perhaps the simplest
thing is just for people who
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aren't actually in our family to go home.
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Well, there's no point standing
around moping, is there?
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Not talking about anything.
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- Maurice, un petit peu? - No,
thanks. - Maybe for Grandma, then.
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- She can join in the party!
- I love gallows humour.
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- Barry, can you go home at least?
- Oh, yeah, I understand.
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- I'll... I'll leave you in peace.
- Shun? Could you?
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Absolute pleasure. No problem, Mr Flowers.
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I'll be thinking of you, Deborah.
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Everybody, hopefully
grandmother survive. Good luck!
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Shun, could I have a word?
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(Can you get rid of the noose?)
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Maurice, what are you doing?
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Just, er, giving Shun
directions out of the hospital.
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- Quite tricky.
- Why do you need to whisper directions?
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Lord, have mercy on this
sweet lady, Harriet Flower.
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Singer, dancer, abandoned spouse
233
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to magician and Lothario Felix Flower.
234
00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:04,930
Let her survive by the
power of your healing.
235
00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:08,090
Or, if she does perish, let her
be filled with joy in Heaven
236
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with a sound mind and lithe body
like her daughter-in-law, Deborah.
237
00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:13,930
And let her enjoy multiple fulfilling...
238
00:13:13,979 --> 00:13:15,729
I have to take five, actually.
239
00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:18,769
.. sexual relations with
the most handsome angels.
240
00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:22,809
Hi. I was wondering if the
Flower family have checked in.
241
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,689
This is a hospital, not a hotel.
242
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:28,740
No, sorry, I mean, just, erm,
if they're here, actually.
243
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:34,570
Hugo, stop that, please! I'm so sorry.
244
00:13:34,619 --> 00:13:36,410
You see, that's the thing about grief.
245
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It's an incredibly sexual emotion.
246
00:13:38,939 --> 00:13:42,939
- I'm just going to check on Maurice.
- Of course. I'll look after Nana.
247
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:47,889
- Oh! Oh! Deborah. - Oh, Barbara.
Now's not a good time. - Is she OK?
248
00:13:47,939 --> 00:13:50,530
No, she's about to die, actually,
so a bit of privacy would be...
249
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,610
Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
250
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:54,050
It's just I really need
to talk to you about Hugo.
251
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:57,289
Barbara, I don't care about your divorce.
252
00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:59,209
It's not about that, actually, Deborah.
253
00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,610
It's... it's Maurice.
254
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:03,249
I don't really know how
to say this, but...
255
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,010
Hugo's drawn a really worrying
picture about something called
256
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:08,970
- a magic snake.
- What?!
257
00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:13,019
And there's a man on it who
looks exactly like Maurice.
258
00:14:15,619 --> 00:14:17,010
Am I cursed?
259
00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:18,209
Maurice?
260
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,169
He's right there.
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00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:21,689
Maurice!
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Come here this instant.
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Hugo.
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Barbara.
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What are you doing?
266
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:36,729
- Just getting a Clunk.
- Yeah, bit of sugar.
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I'll get them.
268
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,610
I've been saving money for
emergencies since I was three,
269
00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:42,369
so it's no problem.
270
00:14:42,419 --> 00:14:44,570
- Abigail? Clunk?
- Thanks.
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00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:47,249
Two Clunks and a Milky Finger, please.
272
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I was crying loads earlier.
Just an emotional guy, I guess.
273
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As well as resourceful.
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00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:55,849
Amy was just saying that you guys
are thinking of moving out together.
275
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I'm holding out for a strong
wife, to be honest, Abigail.
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In fact, I was thinking...
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How would you feel about
being my date to the funeral?
278
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You don't have dates at a funeral.
279
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:09,570
Donald!
280
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,970
- You don't recognise me, do you?
- Fat Matilda?
281
00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:14,650
Not fat any more, but... yeah.
282
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:18,369
This is my beautiful neighbour, Abigail.
283
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:21,809
- Woo! Nice to meet
you. - Hi. - Violin One.
284
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:24,889
- Hi, Matilda. - Violin
Two. - Are you a clown now?
285
00:15:24,939 --> 00:15:28,209
What do you mean?
286
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,289
Just kidding. Yes, I am. Obviously.
287
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,689
It's quite a scary look.
288
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,490
Oh, no, this is... drink-driving.
289
00:15:33,539 --> 00:15:36,169
- Oh.
- Went through the windscreen. Stupid, really.
290
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:39,130
Long day of humiliating work, so...
291
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,209
What about you guys?
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00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,769
- Come here often?
- Our nan had a fall, actually.
293
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:47,769
Oh, that's not good.
So what are you up to?
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00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:51,010
- Chatting up girls?
- I'm his sister.
295
00:15:51,059 --> 00:15:54,769
- Yeah, but... you know what I mean?
- Look...
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00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,530
I know you've always had a thing for me,
297
00:15:56,579 --> 00:15:58,610
but now is not the time
to be trying it on.
298
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:01,050
- For one thing, my nan's about to die.
- Oh, right... sorry.
299
00:16:01,099 --> 00:16:02,570
I didn't realise it was like that.
300
00:16:02,619 --> 00:16:04,209
Well, it is like that, Fat Matilda.
301
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,570
And also I have a really
hot neighbour at the moment,
302
00:16:06,619 --> 00:16:08,209
so even if you are a little less fat,
303
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,729
- you kind of have to get in line.
- OK.
304
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,809
Just thought I'd say hello, that's all.
305
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,369
- Shouldn't you be sorting your face out?
- Yeah.
306
00:16:14,419 --> 00:16:18,329
Bit of a wait. Anyway,
it was nice to see you.
307
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:20,769
Fuck off touching my shoulder.
308
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:24,769
Hope everything's all right with your nan.
309
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:28,090
Bye!
310
00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:31,169
Sorry about that.
311
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:35,490
- He's even got a beard.
- Yes, he has, hasn't he?
312
00:16:35,539 --> 00:16:37,490
It just looks so much like a penis.
313
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:41,369
Yeah. No, I can see that it's...
it's pretty incriminating.
314
00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:43,369
We're keen to help you
get to the bottom of this.
315
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,930
Yeah, absolutely.
316
00:16:44,979 --> 00:16:47,369
But children do have
quite vivid imaginations.
317
00:16:47,419 --> 00:16:50,689
- Why is he imagining that, though?
- It's a good point.
318
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:54,740
As in, er, sorry. I don't
know. You know what I mean.
319
00:16:58,619 --> 00:17:02,619
- Maurice, can we have a quick word, please, in private?
- Yeah.
320
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,249
Why is there a picture of you
holding a cock and balls?
321
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,689
- I don't know.
- Well, you better know, because that mother
322
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,169
- is going to call the police.
- OK.
323
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,450
Before I tell you, I need
you to promise to be calm.
324
00:17:15,499 --> 00:17:17,410
How are you managing
to make this about me?
325
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:19,970
- I'm not the one in the fucking picture, am I?
- OK, but just...
326
00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:22,650
I have a feeling you're not going
to like what I'm about to say.
327
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,369
- We should be in there saying goodbye to your mother.
- I know that.
328
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,689
- So hurry up, please.
- I panicked.
329
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:31,209
Mum was on the floor and Hugo was
there and he was holding... a thing,
330
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,329
that I didn't want anyone to know about.
331
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:35,410
I want to know about it immediately.
332
00:17:35,459 --> 00:17:37,530
- Well, OK, but first, can I just say...?
- No!
333
00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:40,530
Just tell me what's going on!
334
00:17:40,579 --> 00:17:43,169
It's a noose, basically.
335
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:47,220
- It's a noose. That's how she died. She was trying to...
- What?
336
00:17:47,939 --> 00:17:51,369
It's a prop my dad used to
use in his magic act with Mum.
337
00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:53,930
- Stupid trick.
- What are you talking about?
338
00:17:53,979 --> 00:17:57,249
I didn't want Hugo to be traumatised.
339
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,329
So I told him it was a magic snake
340
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,809
because that's what my
mum used to call it.
341
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,130
I'm sorry I didn't...
342
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,650
I didn't want you to be upset.
That's why I didn't tell you.
343
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,689
- Oh, this is awful.
- I know.
344
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:11,289
- That's why...
- She was trying to hang herself?
345
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:15,340
Why would she do that?
346
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:19,539
Ummm... I don't know.
347
00:18:20,979 --> 00:18:24,979
Oh, this is awful. I feel sick.
348
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:28,090
This is awful and you were
carrying this all on your own.
349
00:18:28,139 --> 00:18:31,889
- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I don't know.
350
00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:34,450
And that's how she fell off the chair?
351
00:18:34,499 --> 00:18:36,769
Erm... yeah.
352
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:40,050
- This is just awful. - I know,
it's really bad. - Poor Nana.
353
00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:43,889
She couldn't tell us how she
was feeling cos she was mad.
354
00:18:43,939 --> 00:18:47,209
Arrgh!
355
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,410
Owwww!
356
00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:51,010
OK, Maurice, it's all right.
Don't get angry with yourself.
357
00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:53,130
- It's not your fault.
- Yeah. Thanks. Shit.
358
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,769
And thank you for telling me.
I understand why you didn't.
359
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,610
And it was very good of you to
try and protect us and Nana,
360
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,450
but we have to deal with these
things together, OK? Between us.
361
00:19:02,499 --> 00:19:05,209
I, erm, I didn't do anything...
362
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:07,169
Don't tell me she's just died
363
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:11,220
while we've been talking
to fucking Barbara!
364
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:14,809
As Nana Grubb gasped her terminal breath
365
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:18,860
Mr Grubb paled at the cause of her death
366
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:23,169
He gathered her bones
and felt his heart wilt
367
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:27,220
Too weak to endure the
sheer heat of his guilt.
368
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,610
Going to a funeral today, Audrey.
369
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:34,650
Reminded me of your funeral.
370
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:38,700
And I just wanted to let you
know that I miss you every day,
371
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,530
think about you constantly,
372
00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:45,169
especially in the bath.
373
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,289
But I... I need your help now, Audrey,
374
00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:50,249
because... oh, I know you always said
375
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,410
I should just do what makes me happy,
376
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:56,459
but the truth is...
377
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:01,570
.. I'm in love with another woman.
378
00:20:01,619 --> 00:20:05,619
And she has a husband and a family.
379
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:12,660
I haven't really got
anyone else to talk to.
380
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:17,780
I just wanted to be honest
with you, I suppose,
381
00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:21,650
because I...
382
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:25,700
.. I don't know what to do.
383
00:20:26,139 --> 00:20:30,139
Anyway, I've brought you
some more cheese on toast.
384
00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:37,970
There.
385
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:42,019
And... a little...
386
00:20:45,139 --> 00:20:49,139
And dah-dah! Your favourite.
387
00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:56,979
There you are, pickle.
388
00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:02,889
Digging up noose. My gosh!
389
00:21:02,939 --> 00:21:04,970
Mrs Flower's gone completely mad.
390
00:21:05,019 --> 00:21:08,490
I know...
391
00:21:08,539 --> 00:21:12,169
I just need a bit of time to
work out how to play this.
392
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:15,970
I think too late if after
funeral, Mr Flowers.
393
00:21:16,019 --> 00:21:20,019
It might be too late already.
394
00:21:24,139 --> 00:21:28,139
- What are you doing?
- Give you power.
395
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:38,010
Have you found it?
396
00:21:38,059 --> 00:21:40,530
Well done.
397
00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:44,289
Are you ready, then?
398
00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:48,340
Now, what we're about to tell you
may seem like an awful, awful thing
399
00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:51,450
and in almost every sense, it is, erm...
400
00:21:51,499 --> 00:21:55,499
But what we want you to understand
is that we can learn from this,
401
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:59,729
and we can try to make
this the happy household
402
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,970
that it should be from now on.
403
00:22:02,019 --> 00:22:06,019
So today, we're going to be all
smiles and I'm going to make
404
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:08,530
a particular effort, because I feel like
405
00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:12,579
it's... it's more my fault
than anybody else's.
406
00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:20,539
Maurice?
407
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:38,180
So...
408
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:42,530
Dad?
409
00:22:42,579 --> 00:22:46,579
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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