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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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I just can't understand
why you put the shirt on.
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- Dude, let it go.
- I don't get it.
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No, it's, I'm not angry anymore
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I just wanna understand
your thought process.
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Why does my shirt matter?
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You wanna show you care, you
wanna show you're committed.
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I am not trying
to date these guys.
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Yes, you are!
That's the whole thing!
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Well, actually,
maybe it's smart, you know?
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It'll seem like
he's playing it cool or, ah..
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Yeah, or playing it like a moron
is what he's gonna..
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Sorry about that.
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See, that's the kind
of friend I would date.
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Alright, I'm gonna take
the lead, you're gonna take..
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- You're gonna take the lead.
- I'm going with him.
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- 'Cause you're better looking.
- Do I tuck my shirt in?
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I don't care,
you look like you're gonna
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fix the computer anyway.
Let's go!
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That's a fucking
shitty thing to.. Okay.
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Andrew!
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Oh! How you doin', big dog?
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Big dog!
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How you doin'?
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We're here to rush, we're here.
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Bids went out yesterday.
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Bids don't go out
till the end of rush week.
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Yeah, uh, but ours do.
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Hey, thanks for having me, man.
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- Yeah, man. Yeah.
- Appreciate it.
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Um, well, that's fine.
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We are very flexible.
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We've got a lot of
free time on our hands.
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You let us know, and we can
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we can be back here
anytime you want.
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So, you got, you know,
you've got my Facebook
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and you stay, uh,
you stay fresh.
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And, uh, I want you
to stay fresh.
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Thank... thanks for your time.
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Day drink time.
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Day drink boys!
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Yeah, day drink.
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They said... they said
2 o'clock, so I don't..
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- A.m. or p.m.?
- Oh, hi!
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How you doin'?
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Hi!
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Oh, oh,
just could I get one second?
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Could I have one... one...
one quick second, please?
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Um, we... we were invited
to the day drink
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and I'm noticing
it's not a lot.. No one's here.
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- You missed it.
- Missed it.
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Okay, well, um, is anyone home,
is anyone inside?
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Maybe we could hang out?
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- No.
- No, it's not...
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Um, what's your name,
by the way?
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- Got to be kidding me.
- Nailed it, okay.
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Moving on, guys.
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We're moving on.
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Roll out.
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That sucked.
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I shouldn't date
non-Jews anyways, so it's..
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Fuck Kappa.
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Oh, yeah, fuck Kappa.
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Hi!
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Hey, hi.
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Hi.
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Uh..
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Hey, wh... what are you guys
doing tonight?
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Oh, we're headed to,
um, to, to Beta Chi.
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That's a shame. Hold this.
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When you get bored,
you guys should come by.
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Yeah, I, uh, definitely.
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I... I'd like that.
We'd like that.
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- You're all friends, right?
- We're close, we're tight.
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We're best friends.
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Good, well,
this is good for three.
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- That's convenient.
- You guys better make it!
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Well, we're gonna try to..
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We're gonna try
to make that happen.
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- Promise?
- I promise.
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- Uh-huh.
- Good.
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Oh, my God.
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I would swallow her underwear.
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Alright, after Beta Chi,
we're going to that party, okay?
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- Definitely.
- Deal.
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- Alright, Beta Chi time.
- Let's go.
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Beta Chi time.
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Alright, guys,
act natural, okay?
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Stop saying "Act natural."
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What does that mean,
"Act natural"?
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Derek!
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Derek! Derek,
there you are, you bitch.
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How you doin'?
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- Do I know you?
- Yeah. I am, uh..
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Ah, you remember we met, uh..
You're the admin for the group.
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You're on the group,
the rush group?
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I'm David.
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What's good with you?
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Hey, guys.
Ah, you guys rushing?
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No, no, we're just,
we're just checking it out.
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You guys, um, hear anything
about the pledging?
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Uh, no, no. We didn't...
We didn't hear anything.
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You know, I doubt they're gonna
let anybody haze anyway
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after last year.
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I just heard it was
gonna be like a lot of drinking
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maybe some weird naked shit.
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Uh, sorry,
what weird naked shit?
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I'm up for anything.
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Is that like your thing?
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- Weird naked shit?
- No. What?
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Do you... do you... do you..
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What about, what about Kristen?
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I had her good last night, man.
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- No way!
- Yeah.
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Oh, how'd you meet her?
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Wh... where'd you meet her?
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Did you meet her here?
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I'm not saying
I wouldn't be into naked..
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Listen to a conversation
for once in your life.
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- Alright, take it down a notch.
- Are you kidding me right now?
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Nice meeting you guys,
I'm gonna go.
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Yo, it's alright, man.
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- That's awesome.
- Cool, man.
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Y'all, I'll catch you guys
a lil' later.
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I'm gonna get a drink.
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You got drinks in the back?
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Yeah, alright,
I'm gonna get a drink.
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- Hey, how are things going?
- I'm being very natural.
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- Okay, alright.
- Very, very poorly.
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Ah, yeah, I'm kinda
having that problem too.
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I don't know, my jokes,
they're not landing.
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- Wow, shocker.
- Hey, Daniel.
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It's David.
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Yeah, um, this is a closed
rush party, man.
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Okay, if we did
something wrong
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we'd love
constructive criticism.
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Please just tell us,
we wanna know.
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Please don't tell us,
I don't wanna know.
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I'd like to, we'd like to.
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You're just not the right..
You guys are weird.
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- We're weird?
- Yes.
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- We're weird?
- Yes.
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Well, that's..
We're weird?
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- Yes.
- We're weird?
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The sixth time and still...
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He's weird?
You're saying he's weird?
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I'm getting sick
of this, let's go.
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Let's give 'em the beer,
get 'em the hell out of here.
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I don't want your fucking beer.
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David, just take the beer..
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- It's okay.
- You're gonna regret this.
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- Get outta here.
- Big time, big time.
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Thank you for your hospitality.
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Fuck Beta,
let's go to that other part..
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What is that?
What, are you mad at me?
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Oh, no, I love being humiliated!
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Oh, my God.
Look, I threw a Hail Mary!
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I took a big risk, you know
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and I wanted
to make it happen for us.
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I don't think that's so bad.
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Can we just go
to this girl's party
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and forget about that frat?
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- It's so not worth it.
- There is no party, man!
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It's clearly a prank.
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Alright, fine,
a prank by her would be amazing.
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I would love to be pranked
by a girl like that.
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Look, let's just,
let's go back to the dorm
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we'll get drunk, alright?
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Obviously, this night's
not working out.
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- Thank you.
- But that's not..
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It's not just tonight.
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If we go home and we,
and we just give up
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that's the next four years.
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That's just us drinking
and playing Xbox
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and doing nothing
for the rest of college.
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That doesn't sound bad.
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That sounds way better
than someone making fun of me
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every time I walk
through their door.
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David, I can't even
get this address anymore.
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I mean, can you read that?
What do you want me to...
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I know the address, so don't
worry about the address.
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I got that in my head.
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It says nothing, I mean, what
if we can't find this place?
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If we can't find the place,
I will call a cab immediately.
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Right away, okay?
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You'll pay for the cab?
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Of course, I'll pay for the cab.
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You'll get me an egg cream
on the way home?
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I was gonna buy you
an egg cream no matter what.
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- Can we go?
- Yeah, fine.
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- Alright. Yeah.
- I'm in.
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- Thank you.
- Okay, last chance, man.
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Yes, that's all I'm asking for.
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Alright, guys, I think, uh..
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This is, um, this is it.
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What is this?
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It's a driveway.
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- With grass?
- Yeah, with grass. Come on.
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Guys, this is just a prank,
I'm going to sit down.
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No, do not sit down.
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It is impossible to get you up
when you sit down, let's go.
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Would you pl..
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Oh, goddamnit.
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Ow!
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Ow! Fucking ticks.
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D-David?
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Oh, my God,
does that look like a prank?
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That's the best prank
in the world.
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- Uh, yeah.
- Come on, let's go. Come on.
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- It's amazing!
- Hey, hey, that. Look at that.
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- She's really cute!
- Yeah.
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Oh, man!
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- I would love to meet her.
- Yeah, this is good.
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I think this is
the best I'll do, you know?
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Well, give yourself
some credit.
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You know, they're kinda,
like, better from afar
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so we don't mess it up.
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That's what
I'm saying exactly, yeah.
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When you get close
and then you disappoint
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and you have to talk and you
have to like impress them.
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Is it weird that I'm aroused?
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I'm also very sweaty, I think...
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- Hey, guys!
- Oh!
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- Hey.
- Whoa!
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I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to spook ya.
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Yeah, so... sorry, we thought
it was an a... abandoned house.
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No. No, not quite.
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Okay.
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You wanna join us?
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- Yeah!
- Yes, yes, definitely.
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- Yeah.
- Definitely, yes.
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I think that'll be really good.
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We, we're not doing,
I think we're free.
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Thank you, sir,
bless your heart.
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You're a really good guy,
I won't let you down.
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- I'm Ricky, by the way.
- I'm Ethan, thank you.
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- I'm Justin.
- Great.
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- I, ah..
- Great, here.
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- Oh! Take that.
- Okay.
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- Just picked up.
- Oh, these are heavy!
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It's at least like,
200 years old.
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- That's right.
- Yeah.
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Let yourselves in.
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Yeah.
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Oh, merlot.
I'm big, I'm big on merlot.
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Gentlemen!
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- Meet Maxwell Peterson III.
- Oh, call me Max.
248
00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:06,114
What's your name?
249
00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:08,050
- Ethan.
- Nice to meet you.
250
00:14:08,052 --> 00:14:09,951
- Justin.
- Nice to meet you, Justin!
251
00:14:09,953 --> 00:14:11,286
- What about you, man?
- I'm David.
252
00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:13,155
- Nice to meet you.
- And I'm just like..
253
00:14:13,157 --> 00:14:15,792
New England Colonial,
it's like, come on.
254
00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:17,294
It's just.. Yeah.
255
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:23,333
So... so do you guys
live here or, uh..
256
00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:27,035
Yeah. I mean, it's a long
drive to class, but..
257
00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:28,538
Oh, sorry.
258
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:31,474
Totally fucking worth it.
259
00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:33,276
What he said.
260
00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:35,578
So, uh, can I get you guys
a drink or anything?
261
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,881
- I would like to hang out, yes.
- Excellent. You two with me?
262
00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:40,684
- Alright, you're with me.
- Let's do it.
263
00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:42,287
- Let's do it to it.
- Oh.
264
00:14:43,254 --> 00:14:45,224
Do anyone of you like Scotch?
265
00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:49,526
Oh! Oh, man.
266
00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,662
What is that, liquid brick?
267
00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:52,763
How's rush week going, man?
268
00:14:52,765 --> 00:14:54,698
- Yeah, it's, you know.
- Huh?
269
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,400
It's kind of a,
a little bit of a mixed bag
270
00:14:56,402 --> 00:14:59,103
but, you, what year are you?
271
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,505
- I'm a senior.
- Oh..
272
00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:02,440
You look like a senior.
273
00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:03,442
Yeah.
274
00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:12,617
Whoa.
275
00:15:17,591 --> 00:15:19,357
Wh... what,
what frat is this again?
276
00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:20,828
Say hello to Bret.
277
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,927
Uh, hello, Bret.
278
00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:26,298
No, I'm good, I had a beer at..
Okay, sure. Uh..
279
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,934
- Uh, cheers.
- Mm, the good stuff.
280
00:15:29,936 --> 00:15:32,638
- Oh, no, thanks.
- You don't want any?
281
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,340
- No, I'm good.
- That's premium vodka.
282
00:15:34,342 --> 00:15:35,742
I don't drink.
283
00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:37,612
Well, that's pretty
fucking rude.
284
00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:40,814
Oh, thank you.
285
00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:43,383
Come on, guys,
we've got more people to meet.
286
00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:44,820
Chill, man, it's cool.
287
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,660
Wow!
288
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:55,729
Oh, yeah, oh.
289
00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:57,364
Are you gonna go talk to 'em?
290
00:15:57,366 --> 00:15:59,834
Yeah, I just, uh, I'm gonna
do a little strategizing
291
00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:01,469
and I'm gonna,
I'm gonna get over there.
292
00:16:01,471 --> 00:16:03,738
Ben, man, sup?
293
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:04,772
- How's it goin', man?
- Yeah.
294
00:16:04,774 --> 00:16:05,773
Did you guys meet David yet?
295
00:16:05,775 --> 00:16:07,308
No, hey.
296
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:10,280
David was just telling us
about his, um, his strategy.
297
00:16:12,282 --> 00:16:13,414
Oh, yeah?
298
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,082
I mean, it's..
Wheels are turning.
299
00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:16,184
Come on, man,
I'll introduce you!
300
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,185
No, that's okay,
you've gotta...
301
00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:18,186
Come on.
302
00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:19,187
There's a method to my madness.
303
00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:20,188
I'll do it. I'll..
304
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,256
You could introduce me, I'll...
305
00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:23,725
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
306
00:16:23,727 --> 00:16:27,765
Ladies, please,
meet Sam, Ben, David.
307
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,500
Hi.
308
00:16:31,502 --> 00:16:33,001
- Hey.
- Hi.
309
00:16:33,003 --> 00:16:35,637
- I'm Stacey.
- How's it going?
310
00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:38,140
You look like
my little brother.
311
00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:39,241
Thank you.
312
00:16:39,243 --> 00:16:41,544
Th... thank you for saying that.
313
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:43,312
- Anybody wanna do a shot?
- Shots?
314
00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:44,346
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
315
00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:45,815
- Yeah.
- Yes, please.
316
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:48,184
- I'll do shots.
- Shots are my middle name.
317
00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:49,352
Anyone want a special shot?
318
00:16:49,354 --> 00:16:51,221
I'll.. I'd like, I'd like that.
319
00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:52,856
- Yeah? You?
- I'd like that.
320
00:16:52,858 --> 00:16:54,457
What's a special shot?
321
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,259
- That's a special shot.
- Oh!
322
00:16:57,262 --> 00:16:58,394
Pleasure's all you, bro.
323
00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,563
How many special shots
are we doing here?
324
00:17:00,565 --> 00:17:02,733
Um, o... okay.
325
00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:04,668
See, I didn't realize that,
Stacey, you were not specific
326
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:05,669
'cause if he's doing...
327
00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:06,971
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
328
00:17:06,973 --> 00:17:08,873
Cheers! Are we doing
another special shot?
329
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:09,874
Or is that the last...
330
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:12,276
Drink your fucking shot, David.
331
00:17:12,278 --> 00:17:13,777
Oh!
332
00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,112
- Ooh!
- Whew!
333
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:17,047
- Whoo! Yeah.
- Alright, come on, boys.
334
00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:19,149
- There's more party to be had.
- Okay.
335
00:17:19,151 --> 00:17:20,417
- Alright!
- You're welcome.
336
00:17:20,419 --> 00:17:21,720
- I'll see you later, right?
- Whoa!
337
00:17:21,722 --> 00:17:22,721
Awesome, man!
338
00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:23,722
And you, talk to you later.
339
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:24,724
Bye!
340
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,660
Enjoy the party.
341
00:17:28,662 --> 00:17:30,729
- David, come on, man.
- A hundred percent.
342
00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:33,164
I will do that.
343
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,166
Yeah.
344
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:37,537
Yeah.
345
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,710
Your shirt is so soft!
346
00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:47,112
Thanks, it's my favorite.
347
00:17:47,114 --> 00:17:48,414
This is so amazing.
348
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:49,916
- You should.. Not now, man.
- This is so amazing.
349
00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:50,918
This is so..
350
00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:55,688
Hi, I'm David, I'm David.
351
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,250
- She doesn't care.
- No, but it's okay.
352
00:19:09,835 --> 00:19:11,135
Oh, yeah, this one.
353
00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:20,945
- Don't touch the fucking...
- Sorry.
354
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:22,713
I thought I told you
not to touch the door.
355
00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:24,649
- I'm sorry, Ethan.
- Uh, I... I'm sorry!
356
00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:26,149
No, it's, uh, it's my fault.
357
00:19:26,151 --> 00:19:28,753
I... I... I asked her to show me
where the bathroom is.
358
00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:31,322
- Uh, I apologize.
- That's great, it's fine. Yeah.
359
00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:32,823
Don't worry about it,
it's just, you know
360
00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:35,129
we keep our valuables
down there, and so..
361
00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:38,429
- Don't touch the door.
- Okay.
362
00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:41,101
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, everything's fine.
363
00:19:42,036 --> 00:19:43,869
You guys want a drink?
364
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:46,607
- Yeah.
- Great! Cool, lead the way.
365
00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:51,043
Why don't you show him
where the drinks are?
366
00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:13,297
We have to kick
you guys out, sorry.
367
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,300
Yeah, we need to crash.
368
00:21:17,136 --> 00:21:18,969
It's morning time.
369
00:21:18,971 --> 00:21:20,738
- I really thank you.
- Wild night.
370
00:21:21,874 --> 00:21:24,573
- Did you have fun?
- Come on, boys.
371
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,542
Alright, sure. I mean,
I hope we didn't
372
00:21:26,544 --> 00:21:28,745
overstay our welcome and all.
373
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,314
I really appreciate
your having us.
374
00:21:34,953 --> 00:21:36,086
What are you guys
doin' tomorrow?
375
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,389
Nothing, why?
376
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,724
We really like you guys.
377
00:21:40,726 --> 00:21:42,759
We think you might be
club material.
378
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,995
Well, that...
that's really great.
379
00:21:43,997 --> 00:21:47,832
- We really like you, too.
- This was so much fun.
380
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,101
Good, so, uh, pack a bag
381
00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,903
and we'll see you
tonight at 8:00.
382
00:21:51,905 --> 00:21:53,838
So is this like a,
is this like a bid?
383
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,573
Eight o'clock.
384
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,075
- Alright.
- Okay.
385
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,088
Dude, you told us
to get dressed two hours ago.
386
00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:11,890
Why are you still
getting packed?
387
00:22:11,892 --> 00:22:13,659
'Cause it takes
a very long time
388
00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:16,428
to get me to look
this good, alright?
389
00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:18,463
Hey, do you think
those girls are there a lot?
390
00:22:18,465 --> 00:22:19,631
Yeah, are you kidding?
391
00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:20,766
They're probably there
all the time.
392
00:22:20,768 --> 00:22:22,235
It's an amazing house.
393
00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:24,838
My question is,
does the club own a yacht?
394
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,774
Because I've always wanted
to get a blow job on a yacht.
395
00:22:27,776 --> 00:22:29,509
I think maybe
you should focus on, you know
396
00:22:29,511 --> 00:22:30,510
like kissing a girl
397
00:22:30,512 --> 00:22:32,914
or just a regular
blow job first.
398
00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:37,417
Guys, if we had
a house like that
399
00:22:37,419 --> 00:22:39,786
the girls would
definitely come to us.
400
00:22:39,788 --> 00:22:41,387
Alright, this whole
thing could be pretty fun.
401
00:22:41,389 --> 00:22:44,024
It's going to be incredible.
402
00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:10,354
Hello?
403
00:23:11,989 --> 00:23:13,889
- David?
- Hello?
404
00:23:13,891 --> 00:23:15,893
- Just go in their house?
- I don't know how.
405
00:23:16,793 --> 00:23:17,793
Hello?
406
00:23:22,499 --> 00:23:24,701
- Okay.
- Are we, uh, are we early?
407
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,203
Wow.
408
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,738
Guys?
409
00:23:34,979 --> 00:23:36,214
Welcome, gentlemen.
410
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,954
Hi, Max, did you get much sleep?
411
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,958
Put the bags on the floor
and get in line.
412
00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,937
The three of us
were talking last night.
413
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,505
We realized
we might have given you
414
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:04,375
the wrong idea about our club.
415
00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:08,079
You see, our club is not about
beautiful women and drugs.
416
00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:09,816
No, those are by-products.
417
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:14,052
By-products of a singular focus.
418
00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:17,088
You see, the Crypteia
produces the best.
419
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:20,161
Each and every member
dominates his field.
420
00:24:21,195 --> 00:24:24,796
Advertising, tech, finance.
421
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:28,167
So, if you pledge today, yes
422
00:24:28,169 --> 00:24:30,069
there are gonna be
beautiful women
423
00:24:30,071 --> 00:24:34,039
and lots of parties,
but more importantly
424
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:36,775
you're gonna have a future
so fucking bright
425
00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:38,211
that you're gonna need
sunglasses
426
00:24:38,213 --> 00:24:40,349
every time you look
in the mirror.
427
00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:43,782
Have I cleared this up?
428
00:24:43,784 --> 00:24:46,353
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- That sounds good.
429
00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:50,623
I think the word he was
looking for is, "Yes, sir."
430
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:51,758
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
431
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,593
- Uh..
- Oh, no, no, no.
432
00:24:53,595 --> 00:24:55,497
You will speak
once you're spoken to.
433
00:24:56,832 --> 00:24:58,166
Yes, sir.
434
00:25:02,704 --> 00:25:04,338
- You had a question.
- Yes.
435
00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:07,609
Uh, is... is there gonna be more
pledges or is... is this it?
436
00:25:29,532 --> 00:25:31,835
I don't think
you're hearing me, Sam.
437
00:25:33,037 --> 00:25:35,305
You see, this club is exclusive.
438
00:25:37,409 --> 00:25:39,674
There are never more
than ten active members
439
00:25:39,676 --> 00:25:41,513
on campus at any time.
440
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,681
You're at the doorway
to the elite.
441
00:25:47,018 --> 00:25:50,520
But that doesn't mean
you won't have to work for it.
442
00:25:50,522 --> 00:25:53,456
You see, privilege
comes with hard work
443
00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:57,195
comes with... sacrifice.
444
00:26:03,302 --> 00:26:04,567
So are you ready to pledge?
445
00:26:04,569 --> 00:26:05,668
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
446
00:26:05,670 --> 00:26:07,438
Louder, our members
don't mumble!
447
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,571
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
448
00:26:08,573 --> 00:26:11,408
Are you ready
to be kings of the campus?
449
00:26:11,410 --> 00:26:13,977
- Yes, sir!
- Do you have what it takes?
450
00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:15,579
- Yes, sir!
- Louder!
451
00:26:15,581 --> 00:26:16,580
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
452
00:26:16,582 --> 00:26:17,714
One more time!
453
00:26:17,716 --> 00:26:19,650
- Yes, sir!
- Good!
454
00:26:19,652 --> 00:26:23,787
Over the next 48 hours,
you will be tested
455
00:26:23,789 --> 00:26:27,691
physically, mentally
456
00:26:27,693 --> 00:26:29,029
emotionally.
457
00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:31,998
Make us proud.
458
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,102
We're in this together.
459
00:26:37,538 --> 00:26:40,339
- Phones, now.
- What?
460
00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:42,208
Come on, everybody, in the bag.
461
00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:43,244
O... okay.
462
00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:52,920
Line up!
463
00:27:15,711 --> 00:27:19,713
Alright, so, every year,
we pick a class president.
464
00:27:19,715 --> 00:27:21,384
Uh, who'd would like
to volunteer?
465
00:27:23,586 --> 00:27:25,685
I could do it, I mean,
I was very active in
466
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,255
high school politics.
467
00:27:27,257 --> 00:27:28,324
Great!
468
00:27:35,398 --> 00:27:36,565
I resign as president.
469
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,832
Well, as president,
I'm gonna need you to
470
00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:38,833
make a decision here.
471
00:27:38,835 --> 00:27:40,268
Right, um, I resigned.
472
00:27:40,270 --> 00:27:42,970
Do we brand you
or everybody else?
473
00:27:42,972 --> 00:27:43,971
I think there's some
confusion here.
474
00:27:43,973 --> 00:27:45,107
Time's up!
475
00:27:45,109 --> 00:27:48,143
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
476
00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:54,416
You're gonna have to think
faster than that, cocksuckers.
477
00:27:56,787 --> 00:27:58,555
Indecisiveness
will get you hurt.
478
00:27:58,557 --> 00:28:00,189
David, you had
a perfect opportunity
479
00:28:00,191 --> 00:28:01,591
and you messed it up.
480
00:28:01,593 --> 00:28:04,394
You see, guys, that is exactly
what you have this weekend
481
00:28:04,396 --> 00:28:07,630
a perfect opportunity to go
through 48 hours of hell.
482
00:28:07,632 --> 00:28:10,833
Yes, mind you, but still
come out on top.
483
00:28:10,835 --> 00:28:12,070
Right, Paul Blart?
484
00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:17,807
Who's next?
485
00:28:17,809 --> 00:28:19,543
You just said
that if he got branded
486
00:28:19,545 --> 00:28:21,077
the rest of us
didn't have to do it.
487
00:28:21,079 --> 00:28:22,946
That was only
if he made a decision.
488
00:28:22,948 --> 00:28:24,814
I'm gonna need you
to lean forward for me.
489
00:28:24,816 --> 00:28:27,117
No, man, I'm not
doing that, I'm not doing that.
490
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,387
- It's quick, guys.
- Ricky, come on, man.
491
00:28:30,389 --> 00:28:31,956
There's gotta be another way.
492
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:33,359
Somethin' else, you know?
493
00:28:34,827 --> 00:28:36,128
Sorry, bud.
494
00:28:42,336 --> 00:28:44,536
Can I pick the spot?
495
00:28:44,538 --> 00:28:45,871
Sure, man.
496
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,474
Okay.
497
00:28:52,813 --> 00:28:55,280
Just like... right there, okay?
498
00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:58,016
Can... can you give me
a countdown?
499
00:28:58,018 --> 00:28:59,384
Yeah, sure, one.
500
00:29:02,122 --> 00:29:05,125
- Oh, God!
- That's so fucked up!
501
00:29:06,094 --> 00:29:07,226
Oh, my God!
502
00:29:07,228 --> 00:29:09,794
- I'm not doing this?
- Oh, my God!
503
00:29:09,796 --> 00:29:11,497
I can't do this.
504
00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:12,898
I can't do this.
505
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,899
Oh, come on,
we're gonna brand you
506
00:29:13,901 --> 00:29:15,167
for all the right reasons.
507
00:29:15,169 --> 00:29:16,235
I'm not gonna do it.
508
00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:17,537
It's not a walk-on, boys.
509
00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:19,473
If I don't even get picked,
then I'm just branded.
510
00:29:19,475 --> 00:29:20,707
I don't want this!
511
00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:21,974
- Turn around!
- This is fucked up.
512
00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:25,978
- I, I can't do this.
- Shh.
513
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:27,349
It's either cheek...
514
00:29:28,717 --> 00:29:30,651
or cheek.
515
00:29:30,653 --> 00:29:33,253
Ah, just come on,
just do it quick.
516
00:29:33,255 --> 00:29:34,423
Just do it quick.
517
00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:36,256
Ah..
518
00:29:36,258 --> 00:29:38,358
Say, "Thank you,
President David!"
519
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,195
Oh, God, thank you,
President David.
520
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,531
Cute butt!
521
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:47,901
Fuck! Fuck!
522
00:29:51,007 --> 00:29:52,507
- Beautiful.
- Alright, time out.
523
00:29:52,509 --> 00:29:54,409
This isn't happening.
Pause, guys.
524
00:29:54,411 --> 00:29:56,344
- How about you, Spike Lee?
- David, Justin, I'm sorry.
525
00:29:56,346 --> 00:29:57,545
I'm... I'm... I'm through
with this.
526
00:29:57,547 --> 00:29:58,747
Stop, wait, please, please.
527
00:29:58,749 --> 00:29:59,981
Calm down, calm down, calm down.
528
00:29:59,983 --> 00:30:01,149
- I wanna go home. No. No.
- Calm down. Okay.
529
00:30:01,151 --> 00:30:02,950
Ricky, please,
I just wanna go home.
530
00:30:02,952 --> 00:30:04,152
Sorry, I'm... I'm... I'm
through with this.
531
00:30:04,154 --> 00:30:05,920
Alright, you can go.
532
00:30:05,922 --> 00:30:08,357
- Give me your word.
- Okay, okay.
533
00:30:08,359 --> 00:30:09,358
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Thank you, Ricky.
534
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,027
I appreciate it.
No, no, oh!
535
00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:19,837
- And you!
- No!
536
00:30:30,582 --> 00:30:31,981
Okay, great.
537
00:30:31,983 --> 00:30:33,883
Cool off. Dinner's in five.
538
00:30:33,885 --> 00:30:35,354
We're having pork chops!
539
00:30:50,203 --> 00:30:51,235
Fuck.
540
00:30:51,237 --> 00:30:52,303
He said it would be
five seconds.
541
00:30:52,305 --> 00:30:53,604
It's way more than five seconds.
542
00:30:53,606 --> 00:30:56,540
Guys, it's... it's just hazing,
it's just hazing.
543
00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:58,342
Okay. I know it
fucking sucks, I know. I...
544
00:30:58,344 --> 00:30:59,745
Look, I've heard of way worse.
545
00:30:59,747 --> 00:31:02,012
You've heard of fraternities
that brand people?
546
00:31:02,014 --> 00:31:03,615
Yeah, sure, sure!
547
00:31:03,617 --> 00:31:05,417
My brother told me
that at his frat
548
00:31:05,419 --> 00:31:07,652
the president chopped
a pledge's finger off one time.
549
00:31:07,654 --> 00:31:10,188
That's not hazing,
that's fucking torture.
550
00:31:10,190 --> 00:31:12,457
This... this doesn't happen
at a fraternity, okay?
551
00:31:12,459 --> 00:31:13,959
We need to contact
the authorities.
552
00:31:13,961 --> 00:31:15,460
It's not a fraternity,
you know, it's a social club
553
00:31:15,462 --> 00:31:16,695
so let's just keep that in mind.
554
00:31:16,697 --> 00:31:18,029
Come on, guys,
look, when he comes back in
555
00:31:18,031 --> 00:31:19,364
I'm saying somethin',
we're going home.
556
00:31:19,366 --> 00:31:20,733
No, you're not, okay?
557
00:31:20,735 --> 00:31:22,167
What the fuck are you
talking about?
558
00:31:22,169 --> 00:31:24,035
I didn't come here
to get branded and leave!
559
00:31:24,037 --> 00:31:26,104
David, take a look around.
We're all hurt, okay?
560
00:31:26,106 --> 00:31:28,708
We can't keep doing this
for 48 hours. Look at him!
561
00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:30,743
No, you're not saying
a word, I swear to God!
562
00:31:32,447 --> 00:31:33,881
- Don't fucking blow it!
- I won't..
563
00:31:36,551 --> 00:31:37,787
Hey!
564
00:31:38,654 --> 00:31:40,288
That was fucking crazy.
565
00:31:41,423 --> 00:31:42,989
You all okay?
566
00:31:42,991 --> 00:31:44,493
That was shitty, Ricky.
567
00:31:48,062 --> 00:31:49,830
I know.
568
00:31:49,832 --> 00:31:52,768
But when you're pledging,
it's supposed to be shitty.
569
00:31:53,602 --> 00:31:54,768
Right.
570
00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:56,637
Look, guys,
I hate this as much as you do
571
00:31:56,639 --> 00:31:59,072
but if we wanna get there, we
have to keep to tradition first.
572
00:31:59,074 --> 00:32:00,710
Come on, man, I can't do this.
573
00:32:02,646 --> 00:32:05,413
I... I can't do that, man.
574
00:32:05,415 --> 00:32:09,186
Hey. Justin, come on, man.
575
00:32:13,323 --> 00:32:14,323
Look..
576
00:32:15,525 --> 00:32:18,560
It's getting too intense,
let me know.
577
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,931
I'll make 'em ease up.
578
00:32:26,771 --> 00:32:27,771
Okay?
579
00:32:30,106 --> 00:32:31,973
Come on, come on.
580
00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:12,717
Rachel. Rachel, don't go.
581
00:33:12,719 --> 00:33:14,685
She probably just stayed over.
582
00:33:14,687 --> 00:33:15,688
Rachel!
583
00:33:19,158 --> 00:33:20,460
Just wait till it's over.
584
00:33:33,874 --> 00:33:35,140
In line, gentlemen.
585
00:33:35,142 --> 00:33:36,878
Take your positions.
586
00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:42,015
On your knees.
587
00:33:42,017 --> 00:33:43,017
Now!
588
00:33:44,986 --> 00:33:45,986
Bowls.
589
00:33:52,327 --> 00:33:53,660
Oh, my God.
590
00:33:53,662 --> 00:33:54,861
Oh, that doesn't..
591
00:33:54,863 --> 00:33:57,797
We have prepared
something very special.
592
00:33:57,799 --> 00:33:58,799
Oh!
593
00:34:01,938 --> 00:34:03,305
Smells good, doesn't it?
594
00:34:06,207 --> 00:34:08,207
- Bret's quite the chef.
- Oh!
595
00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:09,512
Gotta love the seasoning.
596
00:34:12,949 --> 00:34:13,949
Oh.
597
00:34:18,521 --> 00:34:19,955
Bon appetit, boys.
598
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:22,489
Uh, I'm... I'm sorry,
um, what's in this exactly?
599
00:34:25,596 --> 00:34:27,261
What does this
have to do with the club?
600
00:34:27,263 --> 00:34:28,463
Just eat the soup.
601
00:34:28,465 --> 00:34:30,031
He's just looking
for a little context
602
00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,533
'cause, you know,
we're gonna eat it.
603
00:34:31,535 --> 00:34:33,303
- Max gave you an order.
- Bret.
604
00:34:34,504 --> 00:34:36,805
Look, guys, this is part
of tradition, okay?
605
00:34:36,807 --> 00:34:38,673
The Crypteia's been
doing this for centuries.
606
00:34:38,675 --> 00:34:40,035
Yeah, but this college
isn't even..
607
00:34:42,479 --> 00:34:44,849
We're looking for
your breaking point, gentlemen
608
00:34:47,217 --> 00:34:49,219
because great men
don't have one.
609
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:52,922
So show us what kind
of men you are
610
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,157
and eat the soup.
611
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,446
- Now!
- Let's go!
612
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,448
Eat it!
613
00:35:18,885 --> 00:35:20,985
With your fingers and hands!
614
00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:25,322
Get your fucking mouth
in there!
615
00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:28,660
There you go, come on,
pick up the pace a little bit.
616
00:35:28,662 --> 00:35:31,062
Show a little life!
617
00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:32,563
You like that,
you little pussy?
618
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:36,267
- Fucking eat the soup!
- Come on, eat it!
619
00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,604
Now, now, now! Swallow it!
620
00:35:39,606 --> 00:35:41,574
I wanna see it
all over your hair!
621
00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:44,109
You know what,
if any of you spit out
622
00:35:44,111 --> 00:35:45,376
this fucking soup on my table
623
00:35:45,378 --> 00:35:49,148
I swear to God,
I will fucking bury you!
624
00:35:54,622 --> 00:35:56,056
You know,
your brothers have prepared
625
00:35:56,058 --> 00:35:57,256
this wonderful meal for you
626
00:35:57,258 --> 00:35:59,525
and you wanna spit my own food
out on my table?
627
00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:07,366
Everybody on the floor now!
628
00:36:07,368 --> 00:36:08,735
Crawl!
629
00:36:08,737 --> 00:36:10,437
Crawl like the little
bitches you are!
630
00:36:10,439 --> 00:36:13,606
- Go, go, go!
- Nose and toes, gentlemen.
631
00:36:15,310 --> 00:36:17,510
Nose and toes
right fucking now!
632
00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:20,848
- I don't do knees.
- Get on your elbows!
633
00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:22,883
- Are you fucking stupid?
- No.
634
00:36:22,885 --> 00:36:25,653
Shut the fuck up.
Are you fucking stupid?
635
00:36:25,655 --> 00:36:28,189
- Yes.
- Shut the fuck up!
636
00:36:28,191 --> 00:36:31,826
Are you fucking stupid?
637
00:36:36,065 --> 00:36:37,231
Are you stupid?
638
00:36:37,233 --> 00:36:39,067
- Do you want me to...
- Shut the fuck up!
639
00:36:39,069 --> 00:36:40,835
Jesus Christ!
640
00:36:40,837 --> 00:36:41,970
Get him, get him.
641
00:36:41,972 --> 00:36:44,806
Tighten it,
tighten it, tighten it!
642
00:36:54,952 --> 00:36:57,186
You are such a stupid asshole.
643
00:36:57,188 --> 00:36:58,620
I must be doing something wrong
644
00:36:58,622 --> 00:37:02,191
'cause every single one of you
deserve to fucking die
645
00:37:02,193 --> 00:37:06,361
and instead, I have to sit here
and take care of you!
646
00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:14,337
- How do you like that?
- Whoo!
647
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,647
- You fucking love it!
- Oh!
648
00:37:24,649 --> 00:37:26,482
- Oh, fuck!
- Shut up.
649
00:37:26,484 --> 00:37:27,918
Do you fucking love it?
650
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,020
Damn it, what the fuck is wrong?
651
00:37:30,022 --> 00:37:32,556
Why do we always get
the fucking losers?
652
00:37:32,558 --> 00:37:34,191
What the fuck is wrong with us?
653
00:37:35,661 --> 00:37:39,396
Beat him, beat him.
654
00:37:39,398 --> 00:37:41,698
- Shut the fuck up!
- Whoo!
655
00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:49,107
- Shit!
- That is fucking disgusting.
656
00:37:49,109 --> 00:37:51,543
Did you just fucking vomit
on my goddamn floor?
657
00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:53,077
Did you fucking vomit?
658
00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:54,079
You motherfucker.
659
00:37:55,682 --> 00:37:59,951
Yeah. Get in there,
nice and clean, Mr. Mop and Glo.
660
00:38:12,733 --> 00:38:15,302
Okay, everybody,
on your feet, let's go!
661
00:38:15,304 --> 00:38:16,635
Get the fuck up!
662
00:38:16,637 --> 00:38:18,104
Get the fuck up,
through the door
663
00:38:18,106 --> 00:38:20,806
through the fucking door, go!
664
00:38:20,808 --> 00:38:23,076
Let's fucking go,
you fat fuck!
665
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:27,546
Max, Ricky, open up!
666
00:38:30,886 --> 00:38:31,886
Where's Stacey?
667
00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:36,224
Ricky, tell me where she is.
I know she's here.
668
00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:38,226
I haven't seen her
since yesterday.
669
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,229
Have you heard?
670
00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:46,713
So, uh, Bret, if you wouldn't
mind doing the honors..
671
00:38:48,403 --> 00:38:50,603
We've prepared a very lovely
place for you all to sleep.
672
00:38:52,675 --> 00:38:55,676
Oh, and, uh, I need
to get this chair right..
673
00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:58,282
Gentlemen, your new bedroom.
674
00:39:00,483 --> 00:39:01,684
Why don't we start with you?
675
00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:05,220
It's not quite a hotel room
676
00:39:05,222 --> 00:39:06,924
but I think it'll serve
its purpose.
677
00:39:09,525 --> 00:39:11,326
Come on.
678
00:39:11,328 --> 00:39:13,528
Now, I expect you all
to get some really good rest
679
00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:15,464
and in the morning,
be sharp and ready to go
680
00:39:15,466 --> 00:39:16,565
for more of the pledging.
681
00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:17,933
Sound good? Excellent.
682
00:39:17,935 --> 00:39:20,469
Oh, uh, watch out
for the rats in the back.
683
00:39:37,455 --> 00:39:38,855
Fuck.
684
00:39:38,857 --> 00:39:40,490
The floor's actually
not so uncomfortable.
685
00:39:40,492 --> 00:39:42,092
David, shut up.
686
00:39:42,094 --> 00:39:44,128
The light will be a problem,
but I can lie on this floor.
687
00:39:44,130 --> 00:39:45,898
David, shut up.
688
00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:49,967
- I could... I could...
- David, shut the fuck up, man.
689
00:39:49,969 --> 00:39:51,835
This is your fault we're here.
690
00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:53,704
Now, what the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
691
00:39:53,706 --> 00:39:55,239
Are you kidding me right now?
692
00:39:55,241 --> 00:39:57,409
This was all your idea.
You brought us here.
693
00:39:57,411 --> 00:40:00,044
You got us branded, you did all
this shit. It's your fault.
694
00:40:00,046 --> 00:40:01,645
Oh, this is my fault?
You didn't want to be here?
695
00:40:01,647 --> 00:40:03,749
No, man! I didn't
wanna do any of this shit!
696
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,551
And you know what?
I would have said me.
697
00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:08,686
What the fuck does that mean?
698
00:40:08,688 --> 00:40:10,857
When they asked to brand
you or everybody else..
699
00:40:13,493 --> 00:40:16,761
...I would've said,
I would've said me.
700
00:40:16,763 --> 00:40:19,566
I mean, who doesn't,
who doesn't say that?
701
00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:26,172
Okay, that's ridiculous. They
didn't give me a chance to say..
702
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,474
...to say anything.
703
00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:19,763
Hey.
704
00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:34,076
- What is this?
- Tequila. Enjoy.
705
00:41:34,078 --> 00:41:36,245
Look, I think my burn's
infected, man. Can I get out?
706
00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:38,483
- I'll let 'em know.
- No, seriously. Hey!
707
00:42:02,674 --> 00:42:06,343
The Crypteia is dedicated
to finding and training
708
00:42:06,345 --> 00:42:08,913
the future leaders
of our great nation.
709
00:42:08,915 --> 00:42:11,382
Formally established in 1852
710
00:42:11,384 --> 00:42:15,186
the club boasts traditions that
date back to ancient Sparta.
711
00:42:15,188 --> 00:42:18,055
Our members include heads of
industry, politicians
712
00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:20,925
and other brave men
who drive progress.
713
00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:23,961
Wow, talk about
an alumni network.
714
00:42:23,963 --> 00:42:27,999
Of all the animals, the
Crypteia celebrates the rat.
715
00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:30,634
While most regard the rat
as a lowly creature
716
00:42:30,636 --> 00:42:33,605
one should not overlook
its most valuable trait
717
00:42:33,607 --> 00:42:35,073
tunnel vision.
718
00:42:35,075 --> 00:42:37,909
If a rat is hungry,
if it truly wants something
719
00:42:37,911 --> 00:42:39,911
it will tear through
any obstacle
720
00:42:39,913 --> 00:42:43,382
be it dirt, brick, flesh,
or even wood.
721
00:42:43,384 --> 00:42:47,086
If you value your goal,
you could do the same.
722
00:42:47,088 --> 00:42:48,820
Think you have what it takes?
723
00:42:48,822 --> 00:42:52,291
Bust a gut
and keep moving out.
724
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:06,906
The Crypteia is dedicated
to finding and training
725
00:43:06,908 --> 00:43:09,476
the future leaders
of our great nation.
726
00:43:09,478 --> 00:43:11,245
Formally established
in 1852..
727
00:43:12,314 --> 00:43:13,413
...the club boasts traditions
728
00:43:13,415 --> 00:43:15,349
that date back to
ancient Sparta.
729
00:43:18,687 --> 00:43:21,489
- Hi.
- Hi.
730
00:43:21,491 --> 00:43:24,691
Wow, talk about..
731
00:44:12,978 --> 00:44:15,680
Good morning, pledges!
732
00:44:15,682 --> 00:44:18,181
So, tell me, boys,
how'd you sleep?
733
00:44:18,183 --> 00:44:19,382
Did you, uh,
stay away from the rats?
734
00:44:19,384 --> 00:44:20,951
How long have we been in here?
735
00:44:20,953 --> 00:44:23,720
Well, you've been here
for, uh, 12 hours.
736
00:44:23,722 --> 00:44:27,023
My burn's infected,
I need to go.
737
00:44:27,025 --> 00:44:29,427
You know, I think we can get
that taken care of, actually.
738
00:44:29,429 --> 00:44:30,860
Oh, yes, we can!
739
00:44:30,862 --> 00:44:32,398
Come, right this way.
740
00:44:57,358 --> 00:44:59,124
Alright, pledges,
right this way.
741
00:44:59,126 --> 00:45:00,792
Gentlemen,
please have your seats.
742
00:45:00,794 --> 00:45:01,927
Hey, Max, man,
is there any way
743
00:45:01,929 --> 00:45:03,496
I could get just, like,
a pretzel or something?
744
00:45:03,498 --> 00:45:04,631
Yeah, sure, I'll get you
something to eat.
745
00:45:04,633 --> 00:45:07,433
Don't worry, I've taken
good care of you so far.
746
00:45:07,435 --> 00:45:09,502
Ethan, you're my golden boy.
747
00:45:09,504 --> 00:45:11,439
Why don't you take
this golden seat?
748
00:45:16,845 --> 00:45:20,248
I am terribly sorry for the way
you've been treated so far.
749
00:45:21,816 --> 00:45:23,350
It's all part
of the hazing process
750
00:45:23,352 --> 00:45:24,986
so there's nothing
to worry about, okay?
751
00:45:26,622 --> 00:45:29,189
Now, I have someone
very special that will help
752
00:45:29,191 --> 00:45:31,725
you know, lift your spirits,
alright?
753
00:45:31,727 --> 00:45:32,794
What do you say, guys?
754
00:45:33,963 --> 00:45:35,564
Can I get a little excitement?
755
00:45:37,933 --> 00:45:40,367
Come on, give me
some excitement!
756
00:45:40,369 --> 00:45:42,269
Okay, clap, there we go!
757
00:45:42,271 --> 00:45:44,639
Okay, so, cue music.
758
00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,678
Gentlemen..
759
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,879
...for you.
760
00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:56,051
- Ooh!
- Oh, man.
761
00:45:56,053 --> 00:45:57,485
Oh, my gosh!
762
00:45:57,487 --> 00:45:59,622
I got enough of a hard-on
to go around.
763
00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,459
- Ooh!
- Oh!
764
00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,697
- It wasn't cheap!
- God damn.
765
00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,364
I'm happy my legs are crossed.
766
00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:09,699
Woo!
767
00:46:11,868 --> 00:46:13,803
- Woo!
- Oh.. Oh..
768
00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:15,438
- Woo!
- Oh..
769
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,473
Oh, man!
770
00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:19,041
Ow!
771
00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:22,446
Damn.
772
00:46:23,816 --> 00:46:26,148
Oh, man. Yeah!
773
00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:27,753
Come on, heartthrob.
774
00:46:31,290 --> 00:46:32,857
- Woo!
- Fuck.
775
00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,893
College, guys,
am I right?
776
00:46:37,930 --> 00:46:40,497
Ethan, uh, you're injured.
777
00:46:40,499 --> 00:46:42,467
Would you mind terribly?
778
00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:45,737
- I'm okay.
- No, no, no, no, no. It's fine.
779
00:46:45,739 --> 00:46:47,170
It's on us, really.
780
00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:49,039
You know, she's here
to do her job.
781
00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:50,842
- Thank you.
- Really, I'm okay.
782
00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:52,443
Don't worry,
she's gonna make sure
783
00:46:52,445 --> 00:46:54,047
you're back in tip-top shape.
784
00:47:02,088 --> 00:47:04,556
I'm sure you know..
785
00:47:04,558 --> 00:47:06,924
Yeah, just be careful.
786
00:47:06,926 --> 00:47:08,662
Oh, that looks infected.
787
00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:14,868
That's better. Thank you.
788
00:47:17,773 --> 00:47:21,242
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah, round two, baby.
789
00:47:22,511 --> 00:47:24,444
Hey, we're not
paying extra for that.
790
00:47:29,418 --> 00:47:31,051
Rachel?
791
00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:38,493
Run.
792
00:47:47,904 --> 00:47:49,303
Yeah!
793
00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:53,240
Fuckin'..
794
00:47:53,242 --> 00:47:55,142
That was awesome, right?
795
00:47:55,144 --> 00:47:56,944
Alright, boys,
you sit tight
796
00:47:56,946 --> 00:47:58,312
I'm gonna get you some snacks.
797
00:47:58,314 --> 00:48:00,717
And you said you wanted
pretzels, right?
798
00:48:01,919 --> 00:48:04,151
Great.
799
00:48:12,229 --> 00:48:14,830
Guys.
Shh, come here.
800
00:48:14,832 --> 00:48:16,498
We have to go now.
801
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,133
You're gonna mess it up
for all of us.
802
00:48:18,135 --> 00:48:20,068
No, you can pledge
without us, okay?
803
00:48:20,070 --> 00:48:21,403
We need to leave.
804
00:48:21,405 --> 00:48:22,805
Okay, can you just
tell me what's happening?
805
00:48:22,807 --> 00:48:25,040
I will tell you outside.
We have to go.
806
00:48:25,042 --> 00:48:27,108
This is a bad idea.
We're almost done here, guys.
807
00:48:27,110 --> 00:48:30,413
Are you sure? Because I think
staying here is a real bad idea.
808
00:48:30,415 --> 00:48:32,849
- It's just hazing.
- Yeah, this is what frats do.
809
00:48:32,851 --> 00:48:35,820
David... this isn't a frat.
810
00:48:37,155 --> 00:48:38,688
We have to go.
811
00:48:38,690 --> 00:48:40,691
Are you coming?
812
00:48:40,693 --> 00:48:42,558
Yeah, I'm coming.
813
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,260
- Okay, let's go.
- Alright. Let's go.
814
00:48:44,262 --> 00:48:45,764
Shh.
815
00:48:52,036 --> 00:48:53,937
What the fuck?
816
00:48:57,911 --> 00:48:59,276
Where are you going?
817
00:48:59,278 --> 00:49:01,345
- Why is the door locked?
- Uh..
818
00:49:01,347 --> 00:49:03,480
Max didn't want any more girls
showing up, so..
819
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:06,049
We were gonna go get some food.
We were feeling...
820
00:49:06,051 --> 00:49:07,454
We're leaving.
821
00:49:09,422 --> 00:49:11,021
Come on.
822
00:49:11,023 --> 00:49:12,624
You're almost done.
823
00:49:12,626 --> 00:49:14,359
Hey, look,
Ethan's really hurt
824
00:49:14,361 --> 00:49:17,595
and he needs to see
a doctor or a nurse.
825
00:49:17,597 --> 00:49:19,497
You know, I think, like,
a nurse with an actual
826
00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:21,802
medical degree
and not just a outfit.
827
00:49:24,371 --> 00:49:28,072
If you leave, that's it.
828
00:49:28,074 --> 00:49:29,209
You're out.
829
00:49:31,646 --> 00:49:33,079
You get that, right?
830
00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:37,051
Yeah.
831
00:49:38,452 --> 00:49:39,720
I'm sorry.
832
00:49:41,355 --> 00:49:42,621
Let's just..
833
00:49:42,623 --> 00:49:45,525
Let's get your phones,
your bags..
834
00:49:45,527 --> 00:49:49,128
- And cab home on me.
- Thank you, but I'd rather go.
835
00:49:49,130 --> 00:49:51,264
- We need to get our phones.
- Why do we need our phones?
836
00:49:51,266 --> 00:49:52,632
Fuck it,
I'll get a new one.
837
00:49:52,634 --> 00:49:56,202
Campus is, like, two miles away,
and Ethan's hurt.
838
00:49:56,204 --> 00:49:57,272
We need to call a cab.
839
00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:00,944
Fuckin' fine. Can... can we just
hurry, please?
840
00:50:02,144 --> 00:50:03,811
Okay.
841
00:50:03,813 --> 00:50:05,378
- No.
- Jesus Christ.
842
00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:07,850
- Guys. Don't. Guys, guys.
- By the piano.
843
00:50:14,624 --> 00:50:16,793
I don't... I don't
see any bags. I don't..
844
00:50:20,463 --> 00:50:22,396
They try to run?
845
00:50:22,398 --> 00:50:25,000
- Yup.
- Hmm.
846
00:50:25,002 --> 00:50:26,400
Fuck this. Fuck this, man.
Fuck, I wanna...
847
00:50:26,402 --> 00:50:30,572
Get back inside or I will rip
your fuckin' nose off!
848
00:50:30,574 --> 00:50:32,139
- Whoa, hey!
- Really, guys?
849
00:50:32,141 --> 00:50:33,775
Without saying goodbye?
850
00:50:33,777 --> 00:50:35,544
Jesus Christ.
851
00:50:35,546 --> 00:50:38,347
Look, I..
Can we just go and... and...
852
00:50:38,349 --> 00:50:40,182
- People know we're here.
- No, they don't.
853
00:50:40,184 --> 00:50:41,617
Yes, they do,
I texted them.
854
00:50:41,619 --> 00:50:42,752
Right when we got here,
I texted them.
855
00:50:42,754 --> 00:50:45,354
I checked all your phones.
856
00:50:45,356 --> 00:50:47,523
Look, we... we just wanna go.
Ethan's really hurt.
857
00:50:47,525 --> 00:50:48,958
- Let us go.
- On your knees.
858
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,158
Okay, this isn't necessary.
859
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,661
If you could just
let us walk out the door
860
00:50:51,663 --> 00:50:52,795
right now,
everything'll be fine.
861
00:50:52,797 --> 00:50:54,430
Will you just get on
the fucking floor?
862
00:50:54,432 --> 00:50:57,433
No, okay? Now we are leaving,
and that's it!
863
00:50:57,435 --> 00:51:00,004
Alright, I... I'm sorry, I know
this was a big opportunity
864
00:51:00,006 --> 00:51:02,205
and I was excited,
but it's over.
865
00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:05,541
No, stop!
866
00:51:05,543 --> 00:51:08,712
There's no need for that,
guys. Come on.
867
00:51:08,714 --> 00:51:10,414
- Fuckin' baby.
- Watch it.
868
00:51:11,550 --> 00:51:13,149
- Hey!
- Get the fuck off me!
869
00:51:13,151 --> 00:51:15,120
It wasn't me. I swear.
It wasn't me.
870
00:51:15,122 --> 00:51:18,322
- He's just trying to..
- Shut up!
871
00:51:18,324 --> 00:51:21,458
Now you're all gonna be part
of a little experiment.
872
00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:22,628
Oh, fuck.
873
00:51:24,064 --> 00:51:26,296
On the floor, now.
874
00:51:26,298 --> 00:51:28,298
- Please, man, come on.
- Now!
875
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:31,270
Now, I want you all
to pay attention carefully.
876
00:51:32,406 --> 00:51:34,105
I have no medical training..
877
00:51:34,107 --> 00:51:35,640
- Max, Max.
- ...whatsoever.
878
00:51:35,642 --> 00:51:37,242
We don't want to
pledge anymore.
879
00:51:37,244 --> 00:51:38,743
We're done. Just let us go.
I'm begging you.
880
00:51:38,745 --> 00:51:41,113
- Ethan, they don't care.
- Max.
881
00:51:41,115 --> 00:51:43,951
If you were all wondering
what you had for dinner..
882
00:51:49,423 --> 00:51:50,723
What is that? Hey.
883
00:51:50,725 --> 00:51:53,259
Oh, fuck. Jesus.
884
00:51:53,261 --> 00:51:56,195
- What the fuck. Max.
- I just wanna go.
885
00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,730
- What are you doing, man?
- Max!
886
00:51:57,732 --> 00:51:59,899
You know, this rat
kinda reminds me of you.
887
00:51:59,901 --> 00:52:02,135
What the fuck? Hey.
888
00:52:02,137 --> 00:52:04,938
- It's scared.
- Max, Ricky, this is crazy.
889
00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:06,340
And it's starving.
890
00:52:07,976 --> 00:52:09,109
- Come on. Sam.
- We'll do whatever you want.
891
00:52:09,111 --> 00:52:13,013
Don't do this.
No, hey, don't! Max!
892
00:52:13,015 --> 00:52:15,649
Max! Stop it!
893
00:52:15,651 --> 00:52:17,386
Stop, this is crazy!
894
00:52:26,361 --> 00:52:28,998
Fuck, I can't watch this,
I can't watch this.
895
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:32,734
You watching, pledges?
896
00:52:32,736 --> 00:52:34,502
Stop.
897
00:52:38,475 --> 00:52:41,043
Stop! Stop it!
898
00:52:41,045 --> 00:52:42,710
Sam!
899
00:52:45,448 --> 00:52:47,482
Make that little bitch
watch it!
900
00:52:47,484 --> 00:52:48,984
Max, stop it!
901
00:52:52,322 --> 00:52:55,424
Let him go, let him go,
let him go, man.
902
00:52:55,426 --> 00:52:56,827
You guys watching?
903
00:53:00,297 --> 00:53:02,731
Keep your eyes forward!
904
00:53:26,291 --> 00:53:29,126
Somebody help me, come on!
905
00:53:35,334 --> 00:53:36,367
Fuck.
906
00:53:36,369 --> 00:53:38,138
Stop this, stop this.
907
00:53:41,741 --> 00:53:44,843
Just pass out, pass out,
pass out. Shh.
908
00:53:44,845 --> 00:53:46,579
Shh! Shh!
909
00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:32,628
Oh, boy, do we have a surprise
coming for you guys.
910
00:54:33,796 --> 00:54:35,262
It's about fucking time, huh?
911
00:54:35,264 --> 00:54:37,664
Okay, my, my aunt has
a lot of money, alright?
912
00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:39,300
So if you just please
let me call her
913
00:54:39,302 --> 00:54:41,069
just please... please..
914
00:54:41,071 --> 00:54:42,971
Jesus Christ,
I cannot wait to put
915
00:54:42,973 --> 00:54:44,339
your fucking head on a spit.
916
00:54:44,341 --> 00:54:46,341
All this guy has done
since he's gotten here
917
00:54:46,343 --> 00:54:48,642
is just fucking bitch,
bitch, bitch!
918
00:54:48,644 --> 00:54:51,980
You fucking ingrate,
what is your fucking problem?
919
00:54:51,982 --> 00:54:53,781
Let me please just call her!
I'll call her, it'll be fine!
920
00:54:53,783 --> 00:54:55,850
She'll make it okay,
she'll make it okay, please!
921
00:54:55,852 --> 00:54:58,254
- Shut your fucking..
- What the fuck!
922
00:54:58,256 --> 00:55:00,722
Oh, fuck! Oh, jeez!
923
00:55:07,564 --> 00:55:08,831
- Are you alright?
- Yeah.
924
00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:10,935
Okay, everybody
just calm down.
925
00:55:13,938 --> 00:55:16,274
- Come on.
- Justin.
926
00:55:19,543 --> 00:55:20,709
Put the fire iron down.
927
00:55:20,711 --> 00:55:22,444
Fuck you,
you lizard illuminati
928
00:55:22,446 --> 00:55:23,579
pieces of shit.
929
00:55:25,483 --> 00:55:27,751
I think you're getting your
conspiracy theories mixed up.
930
00:55:27,753 --> 00:55:30,586
Justin, what are you gonna do?
931
00:55:30,588 --> 00:55:33,123
What am I gonna do? Why don't
you come and see, Ricky, huh?
932
00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:34,291
- Okay, alright.
- Huh, buddy?
933
00:55:34,293 --> 00:55:38,296
Come on, pork chop!
Bring it on!
934
00:55:38,298 --> 00:55:40,597
Fuck this motherfucker!
Come here!
935
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:42,834
- Go, go!
- Get 'em, get 'em!
936
00:55:58,651 --> 00:56:00,354
Pledges, open the door.
937
00:56:05,658 --> 00:56:07,159
Pledges!
938
00:56:48,737 --> 00:56:50,139
Hello?
939
00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:54,675
Pledges, open the door.
940
00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:56,110
You need to give us
our phones.
941
00:56:56,112 --> 00:56:58,212
Open the door and maybe
we can talk about that.
942
00:56:58,214 --> 00:57:00,180
You're insane!
You need help!
943
00:57:00,182 --> 00:57:03,318
- Go the fuck away!
- David.
944
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,852
I've got a group
of girls downstairs
945
00:57:04,854 --> 00:57:06,488
that wanna suck your cock.
946
00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:33,548
Ben..
947
00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:35,151
If you could open that door
948
00:57:35,153 --> 00:57:36,952
you would have
opened it already.
949
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,121
You would have been through that
door already, but you're not!
950
00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:42,024
You're not through it, so
I know you can't get through!
951
00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:45,162
Listen, Max, you have Sam
952
00:57:45,164 --> 00:57:47,431
and you have Ben.
953
00:57:47,433 --> 00:57:49,199
Let us go.
954
00:57:49,201 --> 00:57:51,041
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
955
00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:58,043
Oh, God.
956
00:58:00,012 --> 00:58:01,078
What?
957
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,314
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, what?
958
00:58:08,121 --> 00:58:09,788
Pledges, open the door.
959
00:58:14,727 --> 00:58:17,361
- Open the fucking door!
- It's a stalemate.
960
00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,799
We're not coming out,
you're not getting in!
961
00:58:26,606 --> 00:58:29,609
- Motherfucking..
- Shh! Easy, easy.
962
00:58:33,214 --> 00:58:35,781
Stick to the fucking plan.
963
00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:36,884
Easy.
964
00:58:47,429 --> 00:58:48,894
If they won't open up
the fucking door
965
00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:50,096
then you know
what I'm gonna do?
966
00:58:50,098 --> 00:58:51,331
I'm gonna take a knife
and I'm gonna
967
00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:53,533
fucking crack
their skulls open..
968
00:58:53,535 --> 00:58:54,703
You mother..
969
00:58:58,541 --> 00:58:59,739
You selfish fuck!
970
00:58:59,741 --> 00:59:01,741
We have three freshmen
971
00:59:01,743 --> 00:59:03,977
locked in a bathroom upstairs
972
00:59:03,979 --> 00:59:05,780
and you're down here with us?
973
00:59:12,955 --> 00:59:16,591
See, you guys just don't
get it, do you?
974
00:59:16,593 --> 00:59:20,163
You talk on and on
and on and on.
975
00:59:22,165 --> 00:59:25,065
See, it's not about
hurting these people.
976
00:59:25,067 --> 00:59:27,402
It's about learning not
to see them as people at all.
977
00:59:27,404 --> 00:59:28,972
Shut the fuck up!
978
00:59:32,509 --> 00:59:33,608
Let's handle this.
979
00:59:33,610 --> 00:59:35,277
Yeah, well, a minute ago
I saw them tear
980
00:59:35,279 --> 00:59:36,680
right through you guys.
981
00:59:42,654 --> 00:59:44,719
Careful, Ben.
982
00:59:44,721 --> 00:59:45,756
Yeah?
983
00:59:47,057 --> 00:59:49,891
Maybe I should just skip
the trip upstairs.
984
00:59:49,893 --> 00:59:51,162
Come on, try it.
985
00:59:52,864 --> 00:59:54,197
Come on, little man.
986
00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:56,834
- Fuck!
- Okay, alright. Enough.
987
01:00:09,014 --> 01:00:10,349
Shh.
988
01:00:32,305 --> 01:00:33,907
I don't hear anything.
989
01:00:36,876 --> 01:00:38,545
Oh, fuck.
990
01:00:53,027 --> 01:00:54,462
We gotta think of something.
991
01:00:57,164 --> 01:00:58,732
We need to go.
992
01:00:58,734 --> 01:01:01,668
We gotta get out of here
right now, okay?
993
01:01:01,670 --> 01:01:02,968
- We gotta move.
- Yeah, but how?
994
01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:03,969
We're just gonna run.
995
01:01:03,971 --> 01:01:05,705
We're gonna run and swing
996
01:01:05,707 --> 01:01:07,940
and fight until
we're just out that door.
997
01:01:07,942 --> 01:01:09,542
David, we don't know what's
on the other side of that door.
998
01:01:09,544 --> 01:01:11,877
They're just people.
They're just human..
999
01:01:11,879 --> 01:01:15,448
They're college students.
One of them is four feet tall.
1000
01:01:15,450 --> 01:01:17,884
We can get the fuck
outta here right now.
1001
01:01:17,886 --> 01:01:19,221
Alright,
you good with that?
1002
01:01:20,956 --> 01:01:23,660
Okay. Fuck it, fuck it.
Yeah, alright.
1003
01:01:25,428 --> 01:01:27,297
Yeah, alright. Fuck!
1004
01:01:29,098 --> 01:01:31,167
Oh, shit.
Oh, fucking shit.
1005
01:01:33,670 --> 01:01:36,772
- Alright, man.
- One..
1006
01:01:36,774 --> 01:01:38,239
Two... three.
1007
01:02:04,101 --> 01:02:06,068
David?
1008
01:02:06,070 --> 01:02:08,036
- Oh! Ah!
- David?
1009
01:02:08,038 --> 01:02:10,506
No! Let's go! Let's go!
1010
01:02:32,598 --> 01:02:35,599
Hey, come on, come on. I found
a way, let's go, let's go.
1011
01:02:35,601 --> 01:02:37,701
Yeah, come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
1012
01:02:37,703 --> 01:02:40,003
Go, go, go, go!
1013
01:02:40,005 --> 01:02:41,608
To the right,
to the right.
1014
01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:53,854
- Which way?
- Come on, we're going this way.
1015
01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:02,026
Guys.
1016
01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,028
Shh.
1017
01:03:04,898 --> 01:03:06,998
- You hear that, right?
- No, no, no, it's this way.
1018
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,501
No, no, no, Shh, shh.
Listen.
1019
01:03:09,537 --> 01:03:11,905
- Oh, there it is.
- Come on.
1020
01:03:13,007 --> 01:03:14,108
Come on.
1021
01:03:30,192 --> 01:03:33,360
- What is this place?
- I don't know.
1022
01:03:33,362 --> 01:03:35,230
Build a mansion on
a bunch of tunnels?
1023
01:03:41,838 --> 01:03:43,205
What the hell?
1024
01:03:46,942 --> 01:03:47,974
What?
1025
01:03:50,713 --> 01:03:52,146
Rachel.
1026
01:03:52,148 --> 01:03:54,849
Alright. It's okay.
1027
01:03:54,851 --> 01:03:56,586
Please, hold still. Uh..
1028
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:04,927
Do you know how to
get out of here?
1029
01:04:04,929 --> 01:04:06,597
I don't.. I don't know.
1030
01:04:08,332 --> 01:04:10,232
Ben, do you..
1031
01:04:10,234 --> 01:04:12,201
- What the hell?
- Ben?
1032
01:04:12,203 --> 01:04:14,803
This is starting to feel
like a trap again.
1033
01:04:14,805 --> 01:04:17,005
No, listen to me. They're
fucking psychopaths, man.
1034
01:04:17,007 --> 01:04:18,810
They killed Sam.
1035
01:04:20,144 --> 01:04:21,278
They killed Dav..
1036
01:04:22,647 --> 01:04:24,146
How do you know
we can trust her?
1037
01:04:24,148 --> 01:04:26,649
- She helped us, alright?
- Helped us when, man?
1038
01:04:26,651 --> 01:04:28,418
She's the one who brought
us here in the first place.
1039
01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:29,752
She's the reason
we're pledging at all.
1040
01:04:29,754 --> 01:04:30,822
Look!
1041
01:04:34,759 --> 01:04:36,963
You're not the ones pledging.
1042
01:04:46,939 --> 01:04:48,372
We gotta go.
1043
01:04:48,374 --> 01:04:50,240
We gotta go right now.
1044
01:04:50,242 --> 01:04:52,243
Alright, come on.
1045
01:04:52,245 --> 01:04:53,546
Alright, come on.
1046
01:06:00,115 --> 01:06:03,017
Rachel! Rachel!
Hey!
1047
01:06:03,019 --> 01:06:04,420
Oh, come on.
1048
01:06:45,097 --> 01:06:46,763
Shit.
1049
01:06:53,305 --> 01:06:55,440
End of the line, boys.
1050
01:06:57,042 --> 01:07:00,945
Oh, I am so goddamn
excited for this.
1051
01:07:49,898 --> 01:07:51,599
Eh, fuck it. Let's do it.
1052
01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:05,547
- Come on, fat boy!
- Ah!
1053
01:08:13,288 --> 01:08:14,521
Come on.
1054
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,064
Yeah, squeal like a pig,
fuckin' fat boy!
1055
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,077
- Watch it. Watch it.
- Ah!
1056
01:08:36,079 --> 01:08:37,280
Come on!
1057
01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:40,615
- Ah!
- You like that?
1058
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,259
Oh! Ah!
1059
01:09:05,844 --> 01:09:07,179
Come on!
1060
01:09:29,301 --> 01:09:31,504
Yeah!
1061
01:09:37,677 --> 01:09:38,845
Woo!
1062
01:11:03,467 --> 01:11:04,768
Max!
1063
01:11:17,081 --> 01:11:18,516
Please.
1064
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:25,890
Please.
1065
01:11:27,092 --> 01:11:28,260
Please!
1066
01:11:43,076 --> 01:11:44,942
Please.
1067
01:11:44,944 --> 01:11:46,779
Help. Please.
1068
01:13:00,892 --> 01:13:05,892
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