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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:38,283 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 2 00:03:22,742 --> 00:03:24,475 I just can't understand why you put the shirt on. 3 00:03:24,477 --> 00:03:26,376 - Dude, let it go. - I don't get it. 4 00:03:26,378 --> 00:03:28,144 No, it's, I'm not angry anymore 5 00:03:28,146 --> 00:03:29,145 I just wanna understand your thought process. 6 00:03:29,147 --> 00:03:30,581 Why does my shirt matter? 7 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:32,883 You wanna show you care, you wanna show you're committed. 8 00:03:32,885 --> 00:03:34,385 I am not trying to date these guys. 9 00:03:34,387 --> 00:03:36,121 Yes, you are! That's the whole thing! 10 00:03:36,123 --> 00:03:38,023 Well, actually, maybe it's smart, you know? 11 00:03:38,025 --> 00:03:39,858 It'll seem like he's playing it cool or, ah.. 12 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:41,993 Yeah, or playing it like a moron is what he's gonna.. 13 00:03:41,995 --> 00:03:44,328 Sorry about that. 14 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:46,564 See, that's the kind of friend I would date. 15 00:03:48,335 --> 00:03:50,200 Alright, I'm gonna take the lead, you're gonna take.. 16 00:03:50,202 --> 00:03:51,469 - You're gonna take the lead. - I'm going with him. 17 00:03:51,471 --> 00:03:52,737 - 'Cause you're better looking. - Do I tuck my shirt in? 18 00:03:52,739 --> 00:03:53,738 I don't care, you look like you're gonna 19 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:54,973 fix the computer anyway. Let's go! 20 00:03:54,975 --> 00:03:57,208 That's a fucking shitty thing to.. Okay. 21 00:04:05,285 --> 00:04:06,852 Andrew! 22 00:04:06,854 --> 00:04:09,121 Oh! How you doin', big dog? 23 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:10,425 Big dog! 24 00:04:11,325 --> 00:04:12,858 How you doin'? 25 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:15,128 We're here to rush, we're here. 26 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,930 Bids went out yesterday. 27 00:04:16,932 --> 00:04:18,731 Bids don't go out till the end of rush week. 28 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:21,667 Yeah, uh, but ours do. 29 00:04:21,669 --> 00:04:22,869 Hey, thanks for having me, man. 30 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,405 - Yeah, man. Yeah. - Appreciate it. 31 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,744 Um, well, that's fine. 32 00:04:30,746 --> 00:04:32,180 We are very flexible. 33 00:04:32,182 --> 00:04:33,246 We've got a lot of free time on our hands. 34 00:04:33,248 --> 00:04:34,781 You let us know, and we can 35 00:04:34,783 --> 00:04:36,583 we can be back here anytime you want. 36 00:04:36,585 --> 00:04:38,485 So, you got, you know, you've got my Facebook 37 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:42,355 and you stay, uh, you stay fresh. 38 00:04:42,357 --> 00:04:45,394 And, uh, I want you to stay fresh. 39 00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:49,798 Thank... thanks for your time. 40 00:04:55,238 --> 00:04:56,404 Day drink time. 41 00:04:56,406 --> 00:04:58,173 Day drink boys! 42 00:04:58,175 --> 00:05:00,010 Yeah, day drink. 43 00:05:04,247 --> 00:05:06,715 They said... they said 2 o'clock, so I don't.. 44 00:05:06,717 --> 00:05:09,785 - A.m. or p.m.? - Oh, hi! 45 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,286 How you doin'? 46 00:05:11,288 --> 00:05:12,488 Hi! 47 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:14,490 Oh, oh, just could I get one second? 48 00:05:14,492 --> 00:05:17,026 Could I have one... one... one quick second, please? 49 00:05:17,028 --> 00:05:19,495 Um, we... we were invited to the day drink 50 00:05:19,497 --> 00:05:23,066 and I'm noticing it's not a lot.. No one's here. 51 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:25,334 - You missed it. - Missed it. 52 00:05:25,336 --> 00:05:28,705 Okay, well, um, is anyone home, is anyone inside? 53 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:30,140 Maybe we could hang out? 54 00:05:30,142 --> 00:05:31,775 - No. - No, it's not... 55 00:05:31,777 --> 00:05:35,779 Um, what's your name, by the way? 56 00:05:35,781 --> 00:05:37,781 - Got to be kidding me. - Nailed it, okay. 57 00:05:37,783 --> 00:05:39,049 Moving on, guys. 58 00:05:39,051 --> 00:05:40,184 We're moving on. 59 00:05:40,186 --> 00:05:41,684 Roll out. 60 00:05:41,686 --> 00:05:43,288 That sucked. 61 00:05:45,457 --> 00:05:47,858 I shouldn't date non-Jews anyways, so it's.. 62 00:06:00,573 --> 00:06:01,973 Fuck Kappa. 63 00:06:01,975 --> 00:06:03,576 Oh, yeah, fuck Kappa. 64 00:06:05,045 --> 00:06:06,045 Hi! 65 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,780 Hey, hi. 66 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:10,182 Hi. 67 00:06:10,184 --> 00:06:11,416 Uh.. 68 00:06:11,418 --> 00:06:13,286 Hey, wh... what are you guys doing tonight? 69 00:06:13,288 --> 00:06:17,022 Oh, we're headed to, um, to, to Beta Chi. 70 00:06:17,024 --> 00:06:18,757 That's a shame. Hold this. 71 00:06:18,759 --> 00:06:22,561 When you get bored, you guys should come by. 72 00:06:22,563 --> 00:06:24,529 Yeah, I, uh, definitely. 73 00:06:24,531 --> 00:06:26,265 I... I'd like that. We'd like that. 74 00:06:26,267 --> 00:06:28,901 - You're all friends, right? - We're close, we're tight. 75 00:06:28,903 --> 00:06:30,002 We're best friends. 76 00:06:30,004 --> 00:06:32,471 Good, well, this is good for three. 77 00:06:32,473 --> 00:06:34,308 - That's convenient. - You guys better make it! 78 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,042 Well, we're gonna try to.. 79 00:06:36,044 --> 00:06:38,078 We're gonna try to make that happen. 80 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,579 - Promise? - I promise. 81 00:06:39,581 --> 00:06:41,583 - Uh-huh. - Good. 82 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,320 Oh, my God. 83 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:48,889 I would swallow her underwear. 84 00:06:48,891 --> 00:06:51,325 Alright, after Beta Chi, we're going to that party, okay? 85 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,426 - Definitely. - Deal. 86 00:06:52,428 --> 00:06:53,627 - Alright, Beta Chi time. - Let's go. 87 00:06:53,629 --> 00:06:54,661 Beta Chi time. 88 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:02,536 Alright, guys, act natural, okay? 89 00:07:02,538 --> 00:07:03,604 Stop saying "Act natural." 90 00:07:03,606 --> 00:07:04,973 What does that mean, "Act natural"? 91 00:07:04,975 --> 00:07:06,076 Derek! 92 00:07:07,277 --> 00:07:10,078 Derek! Derek, there you are, you bitch. 93 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,946 How you doin'? 94 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:13,681 - Do I know you? - Yeah. I am, uh.. 95 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:17,119 Ah, you remember we met, uh.. You're the admin for the group. 96 00:07:17,121 --> 00:07:19,355 You're on the group, the rush group? 97 00:07:19,357 --> 00:07:20,488 I'm David. 98 00:07:23,393 --> 00:07:24,996 What's good with you? 99 00:07:26,429 --> 00:07:28,330 Hey, guys. Ah, you guys rushing? 100 00:07:28,332 --> 00:07:30,132 No, no, we're just, we're just checking it out. 101 00:07:30,134 --> 00:07:32,268 You guys, um, hear anything about the pledging? 102 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:35,372 Uh, no, no. We didn't... We didn't hear anything. 103 00:07:35,374 --> 00:07:37,573 You know, I doubt they're gonna let anybody haze anyway 104 00:07:37,575 --> 00:07:39,042 after last year. 105 00:07:39,044 --> 00:07:41,244 I just heard it was gonna be like a lot of drinking 106 00:07:41,246 --> 00:07:43,079 maybe some weird naked shit. 107 00:07:43,081 --> 00:07:45,248 Uh, sorry, what weird naked shit? 108 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,050 I'm up for anything. 109 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,752 Is that like your thing? 110 00:07:48,754 --> 00:07:52,390 - Weird naked shit? - No. What? 111 00:07:53,825 --> 00:07:55,692 Do you... do you... do you.. 112 00:07:59,765 --> 00:08:01,332 What about, what about Kristen? 113 00:08:01,334 --> 00:08:02,934 I had her good last night, man. 114 00:08:02,936 --> 00:08:04,701 - No way! - Yeah. 115 00:08:04,703 --> 00:08:06,503 Oh, how'd you meet her? 116 00:08:06,505 --> 00:08:07,838 Wh... where'd you meet her? 117 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,240 Did you meet her here? 118 00:08:09,242 --> 00:08:11,542 I'm not saying I wouldn't be into naked.. 119 00:08:11,544 --> 00:08:13,444 Listen to a conversation for once in your life. 120 00:08:13,446 --> 00:08:15,146 - Alright, take it down a notch. - Are you kidding me right now? 121 00:08:15,148 --> 00:08:16,749 Nice meeting you guys, I'm gonna go. 122 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:19,050 Yo, it's alright, man. 123 00:08:19,052 --> 00:08:20,185 - That's awesome. - Cool, man. 124 00:08:20,187 --> 00:08:21,186 Y'all, I'll catch you guys a lil' later. 125 00:08:21,188 --> 00:08:22,187 I'm gonna get a drink. 126 00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:24,056 You got drinks in the back? 127 00:08:24,058 --> 00:08:25,692 Yeah, alright, I'm gonna get a drink. 128 00:08:28,228 --> 00:08:31,296 - Hey, how are things going? - I'm being very natural. 129 00:08:31,298 --> 00:08:34,466 - Okay, alright. - Very, very poorly. 130 00:08:34,468 --> 00:08:37,069 Ah, yeah, I'm kinda having that problem too. 131 00:08:37,071 --> 00:08:38,904 I don't know, my jokes, they're not landing. 132 00:08:38,906 --> 00:08:41,242 - Wow, shocker. - Hey, Daniel. 133 00:08:42,444 --> 00:08:43,542 It's David. 134 00:08:43,544 --> 00:08:47,380 Yeah, um, this is a closed rush party, man. 135 00:08:47,382 --> 00:08:50,450 Okay, if we did something wrong 136 00:08:50,452 --> 00:08:51,918 we'd love constructive criticism. 137 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,353 Please just tell us, we wanna know. 138 00:08:53,355 --> 00:08:54,754 Please don't tell us, I don't wanna know. 139 00:08:54,756 --> 00:08:56,323 I'd like to, we'd like to. 140 00:08:56,325 --> 00:08:59,193 You're just not the right.. You guys are weird. 141 00:08:59,195 --> 00:09:00,960 - We're weird? - Yes. 142 00:09:00,962 --> 00:09:01,996 - We're weird? - Yes. 143 00:09:01,998 --> 00:09:03,130 Well, that's.. We're weird? 144 00:09:03,132 --> 00:09:04,431 - Yes. - We're weird? 145 00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:05,598 The sixth time and still... 146 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,733 He's weird? You're saying he's weird? 147 00:09:06,735 --> 00:09:08,235 I'm getting sick of this, let's go. 148 00:09:08,237 --> 00:09:09,403 Let's give 'em the beer, get 'em the hell out of here. 149 00:09:09,405 --> 00:09:10,604 I don't want your fucking beer. 150 00:09:10,606 --> 00:09:12,072 David, just take the beer.. 151 00:09:12,074 --> 00:09:13,374 - It's okay. - You're gonna regret this. 152 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:14,875 - Get outta here. - Big time, big time. 153 00:09:14,877 --> 00:09:16,076 Thank you for your hospitality. 154 00:09:16,078 --> 00:09:18,246 Fuck Beta, let's go to that other part.. 155 00:09:18,248 --> 00:09:20,080 What is that? What, are you mad at me? 156 00:09:20,082 --> 00:09:21,915 Oh, no, I love being humiliated! 157 00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:24,285 Oh, my God. Look, I threw a Hail Mary! 158 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:25,686 I took a big risk, you know 159 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:26,988 and I wanted to make it happen for us. 160 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:28,622 I don't think that's so bad. 161 00:09:28,624 --> 00:09:29,824 Can we just go to this girl's party 162 00:09:29,826 --> 00:09:31,292 and forget about that frat? 163 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,361 - It's so not worth it. - There is no party, man! 164 00:09:33,363 --> 00:09:34,696 It's clearly a prank. 165 00:09:34,698 --> 00:09:36,765 Alright, fine, a prank by her would be amazing. 166 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:38,367 I would love to be pranked by a girl like that. 167 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:41,270 Look, let's just, let's go back to the dorm 168 00:09:41,272 --> 00:09:42,604 we'll get drunk, alright? 169 00:09:42,606 --> 00:09:44,273 Obviously, this night's not working out. 170 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:46,242 - Thank you. - But that's not.. 171 00:09:46,244 --> 00:09:47,542 It's not just tonight. 172 00:09:47,544 --> 00:09:50,179 If we go home and we, and we just give up 173 00:09:50,181 --> 00:09:51,647 that's the next four years. 174 00:09:51,649 --> 00:09:53,916 That's just us drinking and playing Xbox 175 00:09:53,918 --> 00:09:55,284 and doing nothing for the rest of college. 176 00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:56,619 That doesn't sound bad. 177 00:09:56,621 --> 00:09:58,455 That sounds way better than someone making fun of me 178 00:09:58,457 --> 00:10:01,023 every time I walk through their door. 179 00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:04,361 David, I can't even get this address anymore. 180 00:10:04,363 --> 00:10:05,862 I mean, can you read that? What do you want me to... 181 00:10:05,864 --> 00:10:07,864 I know the address, so don't worry about the address. 182 00:10:07,866 --> 00:10:09,299 I got that in my head. 183 00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:10,934 It says nothing, I mean, what if we can't find this place? 184 00:10:10,936 --> 00:10:13,603 If we can't find the place, I will call a cab immediately. 185 00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:15,806 Right away, okay? 186 00:10:15,808 --> 00:10:16,973 You'll pay for the cab? 187 00:10:16,975 --> 00:10:18,809 Of course, I'll pay for the cab. 188 00:10:18,811 --> 00:10:20,244 You'll get me an egg cream on the way home? 189 00:10:20,246 --> 00:10:21,778 I was gonna buy you an egg cream no matter what. 190 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,913 - Can we go? - Yeah, fine. 191 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:24,115 - Alright. Yeah. - I'm in. 192 00:10:24,117 --> 00:10:25,883 - Thank you. - Okay, last chance, man. 193 00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:27,619 Yes, that's all I'm asking for. 194 00:10:43,304 --> 00:10:46,474 Alright, guys, I think, uh.. 195 00:10:47,975 --> 00:10:49,910 This is, um, this is it. 196 00:10:52,012 --> 00:10:53,012 What is this? 197 00:10:53,848 --> 00:10:55,013 It's a driveway. 198 00:10:55,015 --> 00:10:57,216 - With grass? - Yeah, with grass. Come on. 199 00:10:57,218 --> 00:10:59,586 Guys, this is just a prank, I'm going to sit down. 200 00:10:59,588 --> 00:11:01,154 No, do not sit down. 201 00:11:01,156 --> 00:11:03,722 It is impossible to get you up when you sit down, let's go. 202 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:04,993 Would you pl.. 203 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:07,162 Oh, goddamnit. 204 00:12:03,254 --> 00:12:04,254 Ow! 205 00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:08,560 Ow! Fucking ticks. 206 00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:11,394 D-David? 207 00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:16,533 Oh, my God, does that look like a prank? 208 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:17,967 That's the best prank in the world. 209 00:12:17,969 --> 00:12:20,970 - Uh, yeah. - Come on, let's go. Come on. 210 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,611 - It's amazing! - Hey, hey, that. Look at that. 211 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,747 - She's really cute! - Yeah. 212 00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:32,749 Oh, man! 213 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,218 - I would love to meet her. - Yeah, this is good. 214 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,953 I think this is the best I'll do, you know? 215 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,120 Well, give yourself some credit. 216 00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:38,722 You know, they're kinda, like, better from afar 217 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,123 so we don't mess it up. 218 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,526 That's what I'm saying exactly, yeah. 219 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,528 When you get close and then you disappoint 220 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,697 and you have to talk and you have to like impress them. 221 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,131 Is it weird that I'm aroused? 222 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,533 I'm also very sweaty, I think... 223 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,601 - Hey, guys! - Oh! 224 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,935 - Hey. - Whoa! 225 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,640 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to spook ya. 226 00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:57,875 Yeah, so... sorry, we thought it was an a... abandoned house. 227 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,481 No. No, not quite. 228 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:02,515 Okay. 229 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,286 You wanna join us? 230 00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:08,320 - Yeah! - Yes, yes, definitely. 231 00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:09,321 - Yeah. - Definitely, yes. 232 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:10,456 I think that'll be really good. 233 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,890 We, we're not doing, I think we're free. 234 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,359 Thank you, sir, bless your heart. 235 00:13:13,361 --> 00:13:14,628 You're a really good guy, I won't let you down. 236 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:16,829 - I'm Ricky, by the way. - I'm Ethan, thank you. 237 00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:19,399 - I'm Justin. - Great. 238 00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:20,866 - I, ah.. - Great, here. 239 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,702 - Oh! Take that. - Okay. 240 00:13:22,704 --> 00:13:24,638 - Just picked up. - Oh, these are heavy! 241 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:30,610 It's at least like, 200 years old. 242 00:13:30,612 --> 00:13:33,813 - That's right. - Yeah. 243 00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:34,914 Let yourselves in. 244 00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:35,916 Yeah. 245 00:13:37,687 --> 00:13:40,490 Oh, merlot. I'm big, I'm big on merlot. 246 00:13:59,409 --> 00:14:01,242 Gentlemen! 247 00:14:01,244 --> 00:14:04,945 - Meet Maxwell Peterson III. - Oh, call me Max. 248 00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:06,114 What's your name? 249 00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:08,050 - Ethan. - Nice to meet you. 250 00:14:08,052 --> 00:14:09,951 - Justin. - Nice to meet you, Justin! 251 00:14:09,953 --> 00:14:11,286 - What about you, man? - I'm David. 252 00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:13,155 - Nice to meet you. - And I'm just like.. 253 00:14:13,157 --> 00:14:15,792 New England Colonial, it's like, come on. 254 00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:17,294 It's just.. Yeah. 255 00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:23,333 So... so do you guys live here or, uh.. 256 00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:27,035 Yeah. I mean, it's a long drive to class, but.. 257 00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:28,538 Oh, sorry. 258 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:31,474 Totally fucking worth it. 259 00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:33,276 What he said. 260 00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:35,578 So, uh, can I get you guys a drink or anything? 261 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,881 - I would like to hang out, yes. - Excellent. You two with me? 262 00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:40,684 - Alright, you're with me. - Let's do it. 263 00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:42,287 - Let's do it to it. - Oh. 264 00:14:43,254 --> 00:14:45,224 Do anyone of you like Scotch? 265 00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:49,526 Oh! Oh, man. 266 00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,662 What is that, liquid brick? 267 00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:52,763 How's rush week going, man? 268 00:14:52,765 --> 00:14:54,698 - Yeah, it's, you know. - Huh? 269 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,400 It's kind of a, a little bit of a mixed bag 270 00:14:56,402 --> 00:14:59,103 but, you, what year are you? 271 00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,505 - I'm a senior. - Oh.. 272 00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:02,440 You look like a senior. 273 00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:03,442 Yeah. 274 00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:12,617 Whoa. 275 00:15:17,591 --> 00:15:19,357 Wh... what, what frat is this again? 276 00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:20,828 Say hello to Bret. 277 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,927 Uh, hello, Bret. 278 00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:26,298 No, I'm good, I had a beer at.. Okay, sure. Uh.. 279 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,934 - Uh, cheers. - Mm, the good stuff. 280 00:15:29,936 --> 00:15:32,638 - Oh, no, thanks. - You don't want any? 281 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,340 - No, I'm good. - That's premium vodka. 282 00:15:34,342 --> 00:15:35,742 I don't drink. 283 00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:37,612 Well, that's pretty fucking rude. 284 00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:40,814 Oh, thank you. 285 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:43,383 Come on, guys, we've got more people to meet. 286 00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:44,820 Chill, man, it's cool. 287 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,660 Wow! 288 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:55,729 Oh, yeah, oh. 289 00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:57,364 Are you gonna go talk to 'em? 290 00:15:57,366 --> 00:15:59,834 Yeah, I just, uh, I'm gonna do a little strategizing 291 00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:01,469 and I'm gonna, I'm gonna get over there. 292 00:16:01,471 --> 00:16:03,738 Ben, man, sup? 293 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:04,772 - How's it goin', man? - Yeah. 294 00:16:04,774 --> 00:16:05,773 Did you guys meet David yet? 295 00:16:05,775 --> 00:16:07,308 No, hey. 296 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:10,280 David was just telling us about his, um, his strategy. 297 00:16:12,282 --> 00:16:13,414 Oh, yeah? 298 00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,082 I mean, it's.. Wheels are turning. 299 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:16,184 Come on, man, I'll introduce you! 300 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,185 No, that's okay, you've gotta... 301 00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:18,186 Come on. 302 00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:19,187 There's a method to my madness. 303 00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:20,188 I'll do it. I'll.. 304 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,256 You could introduce me, I'll... 305 00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:23,725 - Yeah? - Yeah. 306 00:16:23,727 --> 00:16:27,765 Ladies, please, meet Sam, Ben, David. 307 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,500 Hi. 308 00:16:31,502 --> 00:16:33,001 - Hey. - Hi. 309 00:16:33,003 --> 00:16:35,637 - I'm Stacey. - How's it going? 310 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:38,140 You look like my little brother. 311 00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:39,241 Thank you. 312 00:16:39,243 --> 00:16:41,544 Th... thank you for saying that. 313 00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:43,312 - Anybody wanna do a shot? - Shots? 314 00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:44,346 - Yeah. - Yeah. 315 00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:45,815 - Yeah. - Yes, please. 316 00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:48,184 - I'll do shots. - Shots are my middle name. 317 00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:49,352 Anyone want a special shot? 318 00:16:49,354 --> 00:16:51,221 I'll.. I'd like, I'd like that. 319 00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:52,856 - Yeah? You? - I'd like that. 320 00:16:52,858 --> 00:16:54,457 What's a special shot? 321 00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,259 - That's a special shot. - Oh! 322 00:16:57,262 --> 00:16:58,394 Pleasure's all you, bro. 323 00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,563 How many special shots are we doing here? 324 00:17:00,565 --> 00:17:02,733 Um, o... okay. 325 00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:04,668 See, I didn't realize that, Stacey, you were not specific 326 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:05,669 'cause if he's doing... 327 00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:06,971 - Cheers! - Cheers! 328 00:17:06,973 --> 00:17:08,873 Cheers! Are we doing another special shot? 329 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:09,874 Or is that the last... 330 00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:12,276 Drink your fucking shot, David. 331 00:17:12,278 --> 00:17:13,777 Oh! 332 00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,112 - Ooh! - Whew! 333 00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:17,047 - Whoo! Yeah. - Alright, come on, boys. 334 00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:19,149 - There's more party to be had. - Okay. 335 00:17:19,151 --> 00:17:20,417 - Alright! - You're welcome. 336 00:17:20,419 --> 00:17:21,720 - I'll see you later, right? - Whoa! 337 00:17:21,722 --> 00:17:22,721 Awesome, man! 338 00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:23,722 And you, talk to you later. 339 00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:24,724 Bye! 340 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,660 Enjoy the party. 341 00:17:28,662 --> 00:17:30,729 - David, come on, man. - A hundred percent. 342 00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:33,164 I will do that. 343 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,166 Yeah. 344 00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:37,537 Yeah. 345 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,710 Your shirt is so soft! 346 00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:47,112 Thanks, it's my favorite. 347 00:17:47,114 --> 00:17:48,414 This is so amazing. 348 00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:49,916 - You should.. Not now, man. - This is so amazing. 349 00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:50,918 This is so.. 350 00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:55,688 Hi, I'm David, I'm David. 351 00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,250 - She doesn't care. - No, but it's okay. 352 00:19:09,835 --> 00:19:11,135 Oh, yeah, this one. 353 00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:20,945 - Don't touch the fucking... - Sorry. 354 00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:22,713 I thought I told you not to touch the door. 355 00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:24,649 - I'm sorry, Ethan. - Uh, I... I'm sorry! 356 00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:26,149 No, it's, uh, it's my fault. 357 00:19:26,151 --> 00:19:28,753 I... I... I asked her to show me where the bathroom is. 358 00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:31,322 - Uh, I apologize. - That's great, it's fine. Yeah. 359 00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:32,823 Don't worry about it, it's just, you know 360 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:35,129 we keep our valuables down there, and so.. 361 00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:38,429 - Don't touch the door. - Okay. 362 00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:41,101 - Everything okay? - Yeah, everything's fine. 363 00:19:42,036 --> 00:19:43,869 You guys want a drink? 364 00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:46,607 - Yeah. - Great! Cool, lead the way. 365 00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:51,043 Why don't you show him where the drinks are? 366 00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:13,297 We have to kick you guys out, sorry. 367 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,300 Yeah, we need to crash. 368 00:21:17,136 --> 00:21:18,969 It's morning time. 369 00:21:18,971 --> 00:21:20,738 - I really thank you. - Wild night. 370 00:21:21,874 --> 00:21:24,573 - Did you have fun? - Come on, boys. 371 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,542 Alright, sure. I mean, I hope we didn't 372 00:21:26,544 --> 00:21:28,745 overstay our welcome and all. 373 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,314 I really appreciate your having us. 374 00:21:34,953 --> 00:21:36,086 What are you guys doin' tomorrow? 375 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,389 Nothing, why? 376 00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,724 We really like you guys. 377 00:21:40,726 --> 00:21:42,759 We think you might be club material. 378 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,995 Well, that... that's really great. 379 00:21:43,997 --> 00:21:47,832 - We really like you, too. - This was so much fun. 380 00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,101 Good, so, uh, pack a bag 381 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,903 and we'll see you tonight at 8:00. 382 00:21:51,905 --> 00:21:53,838 So is this like a, is this like a bid? 383 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,573 Eight o'clock. 384 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,075 - Alright. - Okay. 385 00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,088 Dude, you told us to get dressed two hours ago. 386 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:11,890 Why are you still getting packed? 387 00:22:11,892 --> 00:22:13,659 'Cause it takes a very long time 388 00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:16,428 to get me to look this good, alright? 389 00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:18,463 Hey, do you think those girls are there a lot? 390 00:22:18,465 --> 00:22:19,631 Yeah, are you kidding? 391 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:20,766 They're probably there all the time. 392 00:22:20,768 --> 00:22:22,235 It's an amazing house. 393 00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:24,838 My question is, does the club own a yacht? 394 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,774 Because I've always wanted to get a blow job on a yacht. 395 00:22:27,776 --> 00:22:29,509 I think maybe you should focus on, you know 396 00:22:29,511 --> 00:22:30,510 like kissing a girl 397 00:22:30,512 --> 00:22:32,914 or just a regular blow job first. 398 00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:37,417 Guys, if we had a house like that 399 00:22:37,419 --> 00:22:39,786 the girls would definitely come to us. 400 00:22:39,788 --> 00:22:41,387 Alright, this whole thing could be pretty fun. 401 00:22:41,389 --> 00:22:44,024 It's going to be incredible. 402 00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:10,354 Hello? 403 00:23:11,989 --> 00:23:13,889 - David? - Hello? 404 00:23:13,891 --> 00:23:15,893 - Just go in their house? - I don't know how. 405 00:23:16,793 --> 00:23:17,793 Hello? 406 00:23:22,499 --> 00:23:24,701 - Okay. - Are we, uh, are we early? 407 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,203 Wow. 408 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,738 Guys? 409 00:23:34,979 --> 00:23:36,214 Welcome, gentlemen. 410 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,954 Hi, Max, did you get much sleep? 411 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,958 Put the bags on the floor and get in line. 412 00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,937 The three of us were talking last night. 413 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,505 We realized we might have given you 414 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:04,375 the wrong idea about our club. 415 00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:08,079 You see, our club is not about beautiful women and drugs. 416 00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:09,816 No, those are by-products. 417 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:14,052 By-products of a singular focus. 418 00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:17,088 You see, the Crypteia produces the best. 419 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:20,161 Each and every member dominates his field. 420 00:24:21,195 --> 00:24:24,796 Advertising, tech, finance. 421 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:28,167 So, if you pledge today, yes 422 00:24:28,169 --> 00:24:30,069 there are gonna be beautiful women 423 00:24:30,071 --> 00:24:34,039 and lots of parties, but more importantly 424 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:36,775 you're gonna have a future so fucking bright 425 00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:38,211 that you're gonna need sunglasses 426 00:24:38,213 --> 00:24:40,349 every time you look in the mirror. 427 00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:43,782 Have I cleared this up? 428 00:24:43,784 --> 00:24:46,353 - Yeah, that sounds good. - That sounds good. 429 00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:50,623 I think the word he was looking for is, "Yes, sir." 430 00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:51,758 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 431 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,593 - Uh.. - Oh, no, no, no. 432 00:24:53,595 --> 00:24:55,497 You will speak once you're spoken to. 433 00:24:56,832 --> 00:24:58,166 Yes, sir. 434 00:25:02,704 --> 00:25:04,338 - You had a question. - Yes. 435 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:07,609 Uh, is... is there gonna be more pledges or is... is this it? 436 00:25:29,532 --> 00:25:31,835 I don't think you're hearing me, Sam. 437 00:25:33,037 --> 00:25:35,305 You see, this club is exclusive. 438 00:25:37,409 --> 00:25:39,674 There are never more than ten active members 439 00:25:39,676 --> 00:25:41,513 on campus at any time. 440 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,681 You're at the doorway to the elite. 441 00:25:47,018 --> 00:25:50,520 But that doesn't mean you won't have to work for it. 442 00:25:50,522 --> 00:25:53,456 You see, privilege comes with hard work 443 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:57,195 comes with... sacrifice. 444 00:26:03,302 --> 00:26:04,567 So are you ready to pledge? 445 00:26:04,569 --> 00:26:05,668 - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 446 00:26:05,670 --> 00:26:07,438 Louder, our members don't mumble! 447 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,571 - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 448 00:26:08,573 --> 00:26:11,408 Are you ready to be kings of the campus? 449 00:26:11,410 --> 00:26:13,977 - Yes, sir! - Do you have what it takes? 450 00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:15,579 - Yes, sir! - Louder! 451 00:26:15,581 --> 00:26:16,580 - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 452 00:26:16,582 --> 00:26:17,714 One more time! 453 00:26:17,716 --> 00:26:19,650 - Yes, sir! - Good! 454 00:26:19,652 --> 00:26:23,787 Over the next 48 hours, you will be tested 455 00:26:23,789 --> 00:26:27,691 physically, mentally 456 00:26:27,693 --> 00:26:29,029 emotionally. 457 00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:31,998 Make us proud. 458 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,102 We're in this together. 459 00:26:37,538 --> 00:26:40,339 - Phones, now. - What? 460 00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:42,208 Come on, everybody, in the bag. 461 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:43,244 O... okay. 462 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:52,920 Line up! 463 00:27:15,711 --> 00:27:19,713 Alright, so, every year, we pick a class president. 464 00:27:19,715 --> 00:27:21,384 Uh, who'd would like to volunteer? 465 00:27:23,586 --> 00:27:25,685 I could do it, I mean, I was very active in 466 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,255 high school politics. 467 00:27:27,257 --> 00:27:28,324 Great! 468 00:27:35,398 --> 00:27:36,565 I resign as president. 469 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,832 Well, as president, I'm gonna need you to 470 00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:38,833 make a decision here. 471 00:27:38,835 --> 00:27:40,268 Right, um, I resigned. 472 00:27:40,270 --> 00:27:42,970 Do we brand you or everybody else? 473 00:27:42,972 --> 00:27:43,971 I think there's some confusion here. 474 00:27:43,973 --> 00:27:45,107 Time's up! 475 00:27:45,109 --> 00:27:48,143 What the fuck? What the fuck? 476 00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:54,416 You're gonna have to think faster than that, cocksuckers. 477 00:27:56,787 --> 00:27:58,555 Indecisiveness will get you hurt. 478 00:27:58,557 --> 00:28:00,189 David, you had a perfect opportunity 479 00:28:00,191 --> 00:28:01,591 and you messed it up. 480 00:28:01,593 --> 00:28:04,394 You see, guys, that is exactly what you have this weekend 481 00:28:04,396 --> 00:28:07,630 a perfect opportunity to go through 48 hours of hell. 482 00:28:07,632 --> 00:28:10,833 Yes, mind you, but still come out on top. 483 00:28:10,835 --> 00:28:12,070 Right, Paul Blart? 484 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:17,807 Who's next? 485 00:28:17,809 --> 00:28:19,543 You just said that if he got branded 486 00:28:19,545 --> 00:28:21,077 the rest of us didn't have to do it. 487 00:28:21,079 --> 00:28:22,946 That was only if he made a decision. 488 00:28:22,948 --> 00:28:24,814 I'm gonna need you to lean forward for me. 489 00:28:24,816 --> 00:28:27,117 No, man, I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that. 490 00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,387 - It's quick, guys. - Ricky, come on, man. 491 00:28:30,389 --> 00:28:31,956 There's gotta be another way. 492 00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:33,359 Somethin' else, you know? 493 00:28:34,827 --> 00:28:36,128 Sorry, bud. 494 00:28:42,336 --> 00:28:44,536 Can I pick the spot? 495 00:28:44,538 --> 00:28:45,871 Sure, man. 496 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,474 Okay. 497 00:28:52,813 --> 00:28:55,280 Just like... right there, okay? 498 00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:58,016 Can... can you give me a countdown? 499 00:28:58,018 --> 00:28:59,384 Yeah, sure, one. 500 00:29:02,122 --> 00:29:05,125 - Oh, God! - That's so fucked up! 501 00:29:06,094 --> 00:29:07,226 Oh, my God! 502 00:29:07,228 --> 00:29:09,794 - I'm not doing this? - Oh, my God! 503 00:29:09,796 --> 00:29:11,497 I can't do this. 504 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:12,898 I can't do this. 505 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,899 Oh, come on, we're gonna brand you 506 00:29:13,901 --> 00:29:15,167 for all the right reasons. 507 00:29:15,169 --> 00:29:16,235 I'm not gonna do it. 508 00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:17,537 It's not a walk-on, boys. 509 00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:19,473 If I don't even get picked, then I'm just branded. 510 00:29:19,475 --> 00:29:20,707 I don't want this! 511 00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:21,974 - Turn around! - This is fucked up. 512 00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:25,978 - I, I can't do this. - Shh. 513 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:27,349 It's either cheek... 514 00:29:28,717 --> 00:29:30,651 or cheek. 515 00:29:30,653 --> 00:29:33,253 Ah, just come on, just do it quick. 516 00:29:33,255 --> 00:29:34,423 Just do it quick. 517 00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:36,256 Ah.. 518 00:29:36,258 --> 00:29:38,358 Say, "Thank you, President David!" 519 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,195 Oh, God, thank you, President David. 520 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,531 Cute butt! 521 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:47,901 Fuck! Fuck! 522 00:29:51,007 --> 00:29:52,507 - Beautiful. - Alright, time out. 523 00:29:52,509 --> 00:29:54,409 This isn't happening. Pause, guys. 524 00:29:54,411 --> 00:29:56,344 - How about you, Spike Lee? - David, Justin, I'm sorry. 525 00:29:56,346 --> 00:29:57,545 I'm... I'm... I'm through with this. 526 00:29:57,547 --> 00:29:58,747 Stop, wait, please, please. 527 00:29:58,749 --> 00:29:59,981 Calm down, calm down, calm down. 528 00:29:59,983 --> 00:30:01,149 - I wanna go home. No. No. - Calm down. Okay. 529 00:30:01,151 --> 00:30:02,950 Ricky, please, I just wanna go home. 530 00:30:02,952 --> 00:30:04,152 Sorry, I'm... I'm... I'm through with this. 531 00:30:04,154 --> 00:30:05,920 Alright, you can go. 532 00:30:05,922 --> 00:30:08,357 - Give me your word. - Okay, okay. 533 00:30:08,359 --> 00:30:09,358 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Thank you, Ricky. 534 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,027 I appreciate it. No, no, oh! 535 00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:19,837 - And you! - No! 536 00:30:30,582 --> 00:30:31,981 Okay, great. 537 00:30:31,983 --> 00:30:33,883 Cool off. Dinner's in five. 538 00:30:33,885 --> 00:30:35,354 We're having pork chops! 539 00:30:50,203 --> 00:30:51,235 Fuck. 540 00:30:51,237 --> 00:30:52,303 He said it would be five seconds. 541 00:30:52,305 --> 00:30:53,604 It's way more than five seconds. 542 00:30:53,606 --> 00:30:56,540 Guys, it's... it's just hazing, it's just hazing. 543 00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:58,342 Okay. I know it fucking sucks, I know. I... 544 00:30:58,344 --> 00:30:59,745 Look, I've heard of way worse. 545 00:30:59,747 --> 00:31:02,012 You've heard of fraternities that brand people? 546 00:31:02,014 --> 00:31:03,615 Yeah, sure, sure! 547 00:31:03,617 --> 00:31:05,417 My brother told me that at his frat 548 00:31:05,419 --> 00:31:07,652 the president chopped a pledge's finger off one time. 549 00:31:07,654 --> 00:31:10,188 That's not hazing, that's fucking torture. 550 00:31:10,190 --> 00:31:12,457 This... this doesn't happen at a fraternity, okay? 551 00:31:12,459 --> 00:31:13,959 We need to contact the authorities. 552 00:31:13,961 --> 00:31:15,460 It's not a fraternity, you know, it's a social club 553 00:31:15,462 --> 00:31:16,695 so let's just keep that in mind. 554 00:31:16,697 --> 00:31:18,029 Come on, guys, look, when he comes back in 555 00:31:18,031 --> 00:31:19,364 I'm saying somethin', we're going home. 556 00:31:19,366 --> 00:31:20,733 No, you're not, okay? 557 00:31:20,735 --> 00:31:22,167 What the fuck are you talking about? 558 00:31:22,169 --> 00:31:24,035 I didn't come here to get branded and leave! 559 00:31:24,037 --> 00:31:26,104 David, take a look around. We're all hurt, okay? 560 00:31:26,106 --> 00:31:28,708 We can't keep doing this for 48 hours. Look at him! 561 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:30,743 No, you're not saying a word, I swear to God! 562 00:31:32,447 --> 00:31:33,881 - Don't fucking blow it! - I won't.. 563 00:31:36,551 --> 00:31:37,787 Hey! 564 00:31:38,654 --> 00:31:40,288 That was fucking crazy. 565 00:31:41,423 --> 00:31:42,989 You all okay? 566 00:31:42,991 --> 00:31:44,493 That was shitty, Ricky. 567 00:31:48,062 --> 00:31:49,830 I know. 568 00:31:49,832 --> 00:31:52,768 But when you're pledging, it's supposed to be shitty. 569 00:31:53,602 --> 00:31:54,768 Right. 570 00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:56,637 Look, guys, I hate this as much as you do 571 00:31:56,639 --> 00:31:59,072 but if we wanna get there, we have to keep to tradition first. 572 00:31:59,074 --> 00:32:00,710 Come on, man, I can't do this. 573 00:32:02,646 --> 00:32:05,413 I... I can't do that, man. 574 00:32:05,415 --> 00:32:09,186 Hey. Justin, come on, man. 575 00:32:13,323 --> 00:32:14,323 Look.. 576 00:32:15,525 --> 00:32:18,560 It's getting too intense, let me know. 577 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,931 I'll make 'em ease up. 578 00:32:26,771 --> 00:32:27,771 Okay? 579 00:32:30,106 --> 00:32:31,973 Come on, come on. 580 00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:12,717 Rachel. Rachel, don't go. 581 00:33:12,719 --> 00:33:14,685 She probably just stayed over. 582 00:33:14,687 --> 00:33:15,688 Rachel! 583 00:33:19,158 --> 00:33:20,460 Just wait till it's over. 584 00:33:33,874 --> 00:33:35,140 In line, gentlemen. 585 00:33:35,142 --> 00:33:36,878 Take your positions. 586 00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:42,015 On your knees. 587 00:33:42,017 --> 00:33:43,017 Now! 588 00:33:44,986 --> 00:33:45,986 Bowls. 589 00:33:52,327 --> 00:33:53,660 Oh, my God. 590 00:33:53,662 --> 00:33:54,861 Oh, that doesn't.. 591 00:33:54,863 --> 00:33:57,797 We have prepared something very special. 592 00:33:57,799 --> 00:33:58,799 Oh! 593 00:34:01,938 --> 00:34:03,305 Smells good, doesn't it? 594 00:34:06,207 --> 00:34:08,207 - Bret's quite the chef. - Oh! 595 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:09,512 Gotta love the seasoning. 596 00:34:12,949 --> 00:34:13,949 Oh. 597 00:34:18,521 --> 00:34:19,955 Bon appetit, boys. 598 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:22,489 Uh, I'm... I'm sorry, um, what's in this exactly? 599 00:34:25,596 --> 00:34:27,261 What does this have to do with the club? 600 00:34:27,263 --> 00:34:28,463 Just eat the soup. 601 00:34:28,465 --> 00:34:30,031 He's just looking for a little context 602 00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,533 'cause, you know, we're gonna eat it. 603 00:34:31,535 --> 00:34:33,303 - Max gave you an order. - Bret. 604 00:34:34,504 --> 00:34:36,805 Look, guys, this is part of tradition, okay? 605 00:34:36,807 --> 00:34:38,673 The Crypteia's been doing this for centuries. 606 00:34:38,675 --> 00:34:40,035 Yeah, but this college isn't even.. 607 00:34:42,479 --> 00:34:44,849 We're looking for your breaking point, gentlemen 608 00:34:47,217 --> 00:34:49,219 because great men don't have one. 609 00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:52,922 So show us what kind of men you are 610 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,157 and eat the soup. 611 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,446 - Now! - Let's go! 612 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,448 Eat it! 613 00:35:18,885 --> 00:35:20,985 With your fingers and hands! 614 00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:25,322 Get your fucking mouth in there! 615 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:28,660 There you go, come on, pick up the pace a little bit. 616 00:35:28,662 --> 00:35:31,062 Show a little life! 617 00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:32,563 You like that, you little pussy? 618 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:36,267 - Fucking eat the soup! - Come on, eat it! 619 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,604 Now, now, now! Swallow it! 620 00:35:39,606 --> 00:35:41,574 I wanna see it all over your hair! 621 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:44,109 You know what, if any of you spit out 622 00:35:44,111 --> 00:35:45,376 this fucking soup on my table 623 00:35:45,378 --> 00:35:49,148 I swear to God, I will fucking bury you! 624 00:35:54,622 --> 00:35:56,056 You know, your brothers have prepared 625 00:35:56,058 --> 00:35:57,256 this wonderful meal for you 626 00:35:57,258 --> 00:35:59,525 and you wanna spit my own food out on my table? 627 00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:07,366 Everybody on the floor now! 628 00:36:07,368 --> 00:36:08,735 Crawl! 629 00:36:08,737 --> 00:36:10,437 Crawl like the little bitches you are! 630 00:36:10,439 --> 00:36:13,606 - Go, go, go! - Nose and toes, gentlemen. 631 00:36:15,310 --> 00:36:17,510 Nose and toes right fucking now! 632 00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:20,848 - I don't do knees. - Get on your elbows! 633 00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:22,883 - Are you fucking stupid? - No. 634 00:36:22,885 --> 00:36:25,653 Shut the fuck up. Are you fucking stupid? 635 00:36:25,655 --> 00:36:28,189 - Yes. - Shut the fuck up! 636 00:36:28,191 --> 00:36:31,826 Are you fucking stupid? 637 00:36:36,065 --> 00:36:37,231 Are you stupid? 638 00:36:37,233 --> 00:36:39,067 - Do you want me to... - Shut the fuck up! 639 00:36:39,069 --> 00:36:40,835 Jesus Christ! 640 00:36:40,837 --> 00:36:41,970 Get him, get him. 641 00:36:41,972 --> 00:36:44,806 Tighten it, tighten it, tighten it! 642 00:36:54,952 --> 00:36:57,186 You are such a stupid asshole. 643 00:36:57,188 --> 00:36:58,620 I must be doing something wrong 644 00:36:58,622 --> 00:37:02,191 'cause every single one of you deserve to fucking die 645 00:37:02,193 --> 00:37:06,361 and instead, I have to sit here and take care of you! 646 00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:14,337 - How do you like that? - Whoo! 647 00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,647 - You fucking love it! - Oh! 648 00:37:24,649 --> 00:37:26,482 - Oh, fuck! - Shut up. 649 00:37:26,484 --> 00:37:27,918 Do you fucking love it? 650 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,020 Damn it, what the fuck is wrong? 651 00:37:30,022 --> 00:37:32,556 Why do we always get the fucking losers? 652 00:37:32,558 --> 00:37:34,191 What the fuck is wrong with us? 653 00:37:35,661 --> 00:37:39,396 Beat him, beat him. 654 00:37:39,398 --> 00:37:41,698 - Shut the fuck up! - Whoo! 655 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:49,107 - Shit! - That is fucking disgusting. 656 00:37:49,109 --> 00:37:51,543 Did you just fucking vomit on my goddamn floor? 657 00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:53,077 Did you fucking vomit? 658 00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:54,079 You motherfucker. 659 00:37:55,682 --> 00:37:59,951 Yeah. Get in there, nice and clean, Mr. Mop and Glo. 660 00:38:12,733 --> 00:38:15,302 Okay, everybody, on your feet, let's go! 661 00:38:15,304 --> 00:38:16,635 Get the fuck up! 662 00:38:16,637 --> 00:38:18,104 Get the fuck up, through the door 663 00:38:18,106 --> 00:38:20,806 through the fucking door, go! 664 00:38:20,808 --> 00:38:23,076 Let's fucking go, you fat fuck! 665 00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:27,546 Max, Ricky, open up! 666 00:38:30,886 --> 00:38:31,886 Where's Stacey? 667 00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:36,224 Ricky, tell me where she is. I know she's here. 668 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:38,226 I haven't seen her since yesterday. 669 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,229 Have you heard? 670 00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:46,713 So, uh, Bret, if you wouldn't mind doing the honors.. 671 00:38:48,403 --> 00:38:50,603 We've prepared a very lovely place for you all to sleep. 672 00:38:52,675 --> 00:38:55,676 Oh, and, uh, I need to get this chair right.. 673 00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:58,282 Gentlemen, your new bedroom. 674 00:39:00,483 --> 00:39:01,684 Why don't we start with you? 675 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:05,220 It's not quite a hotel room 676 00:39:05,222 --> 00:39:06,924 but I think it'll serve its purpose. 677 00:39:09,525 --> 00:39:11,326 Come on. 678 00:39:11,328 --> 00:39:13,528 Now, I expect you all to get some really good rest 679 00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:15,464 and in the morning, be sharp and ready to go 680 00:39:15,466 --> 00:39:16,565 for more of the pledging. 681 00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:17,933 Sound good? Excellent. 682 00:39:17,935 --> 00:39:20,469 Oh, uh, watch out for the rats in the back. 683 00:39:37,455 --> 00:39:38,855 Fuck. 684 00:39:38,857 --> 00:39:40,490 The floor's actually not so uncomfortable. 685 00:39:40,492 --> 00:39:42,092 David, shut up. 686 00:39:42,094 --> 00:39:44,128 The light will be a problem, but I can lie on this floor. 687 00:39:44,130 --> 00:39:45,898 David, shut up. 688 00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:49,967 - I could... I could... - David, shut the fuck up, man. 689 00:39:49,969 --> 00:39:51,835 This is your fault we're here. 690 00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:53,704 Now, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? 691 00:39:53,706 --> 00:39:55,239 Are you kidding me right now? 692 00:39:55,241 --> 00:39:57,409 This was all your idea. You brought us here. 693 00:39:57,411 --> 00:40:00,044 You got us branded, you did all this shit. It's your fault. 694 00:40:00,046 --> 00:40:01,645 Oh, this is my fault? You didn't want to be here? 695 00:40:01,647 --> 00:40:03,749 No, man! I didn't wanna do any of this shit! 696 00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,551 And you know what? I would have said me. 697 00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:08,686 What the fuck does that mean? 698 00:40:08,688 --> 00:40:10,857 When they asked to brand you or everybody else.. 699 00:40:13,493 --> 00:40:16,761 ...I would've said, I would've said me. 700 00:40:16,763 --> 00:40:19,566 I mean, who doesn't, who doesn't say that? 701 00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:26,172 Okay, that's ridiculous. They didn't give me a chance to say.. 702 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,474 ...to say anything. 703 00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:19,763 Hey. 704 00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:34,076 - What is this? - Tequila. Enjoy. 705 00:41:34,078 --> 00:41:36,245 Look, I think my burn's infected, man. Can I get out? 706 00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:38,483 - I'll let 'em know. - No, seriously. Hey! 707 00:42:02,674 --> 00:42:06,343 The Crypteia is dedicated to finding and training 708 00:42:06,345 --> 00:42:08,913 the future leaders of our great nation. 709 00:42:08,915 --> 00:42:11,382 Formally established in 1852 710 00:42:11,384 --> 00:42:15,186 the club boasts traditions that date back to ancient Sparta. 711 00:42:15,188 --> 00:42:18,055 Our members include heads of industry, politicians 712 00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:20,925 and other brave men who drive progress. 713 00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:23,961 Wow, talk about an alumni network. 714 00:42:23,963 --> 00:42:27,999 Of all the animals, the Crypteia celebrates the rat. 715 00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:30,634 While most regard the rat as a lowly creature 716 00:42:30,636 --> 00:42:33,605 one should not overlook its most valuable trait 717 00:42:33,607 --> 00:42:35,073 tunnel vision. 718 00:42:35,075 --> 00:42:37,909 If a rat is hungry, if it truly wants something 719 00:42:37,911 --> 00:42:39,911 it will tear through any obstacle 720 00:42:39,913 --> 00:42:43,382 be it dirt, brick, flesh, or even wood. 721 00:42:43,384 --> 00:42:47,086 If you value your goal, you could do the same. 722 00:42:47,088 --> 00:42:48,820 Think you have what it takes? 723 00:42:48,822 --> 00:42:52,291 Bust a gut and keep moving out. 724 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:06,906 The Crypteia is dedicated to finding and training 725 00:43:06,908 --> 00:43:09,476 the future leaders of our great nation. 726 00:43:09,478 --> 00:43:11,245 Formally established in 1852.. 727 00:43:12,314 --> 00:43:13,413 ...the club boasts traditions 728 00:43:13,415 --> 00:43:15,349 that date back to ancient Sparta. 729 00:43:18,687 --> 00:43:21,489 - Hi. - Hi. 730 00:43:21,491 --> 00:43:24,691 Wow, talk about.. 731 00:44:12,978 --> 00:44:15,680 Good morning, pledges! 732 00:44:15,682 --> 00:44:18,181 So, tell me, boys, how'd you sleep? 733 00:44:18,183 --> 00:44:19,382 Did you, uh, stay away from the rats? 734 00:44:19,384 --> 00:44:20,951 How long have we been in here? 735 00:44:20,953 --> 00:44:23,720 Well, you've been here for, uh, 12 hours. 736 00:44:23,722 --> 00:44:27,023 My burn's infected, I need to go. 737 00:44:27,025 --> 00:44:29,427 You know, I think we can get that taken care of, actually. 738 00:44:29,429 --> 00:44:30,860 Oh, yes, we can! 739 00:44:30,862 --> 00:44:32,398 Come, right this way. 740 00:44:57,358 --> 00:44:59,124 Alright, pledges, right this way. 741 00:44:59,126 --> 00:45:00,792 Gentlemen, please have your seats. 742 00:45:00,794 --> 00:45:01,927 Hey, Max, man, is there any way 743 00:45:01,929 --> 00:45:03,496 I could get just, like, a pretzel or something? 744 00:45:03,498 --> 00:45:04,631 Yeah, sure, I'll get you something to eat. 745 00:45:04,633 --> 00:45:07,433 Don't worry, I've taken good care of you so far. 746 00:45:07,435 --> 00:45:09,502 Ethan, you're my golden boy. 747 00:45:09,504 --> 00:45:11,439 Why don't you take this golden seat? 748 00:45:16,845 --> 00:45:20,248 I am terribly sorry for the way you've been treated so far. 749 00:45:21,816 --> 00:45:23,350 It's all part of the hazing process 750 00:45:23,352 --> 00:45:24,986 so there's nothing to worry about, okay? 751 00:45:26,622 --> 00:45:29,189 Now, I have someone very special that will help 752 00:45:29,191 --> 00:45:31,725 you know, lift your spirits, alright? 753 00:45:31,727 --> 00:45:32,794 What do you say, guys? 754 00:45:33,963 --> 00:45:35,564 Can I get a little excitement? 755 00:45:37,933 --> 00:45:40,367 Come on, give me some excitement! 756 00:45:40,369 --> 00:45:42,269 Okay, clap, there we go! 757 00:45:42,271 --> 00:45:44,639 Okay, so, cue music. 758 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,678 Gentlemen.. 759 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,879 ...for you. 760 00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:56,051 - Ooh! - Oh, man. 761 00:45:56,053 --> 00:45:57,485 Oh, my gosh! 762 00:45:57,487 --> 00:45:59,622 I got enough of a hard-on to go around. 763 00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,459 - Ooh! - Oh! 764 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,697 - It wasn't cheap! - God damn. 765 00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,364 I'm happy my legs are crossed. 766 00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:09,699 Woo! 767 00:46:11,868 --> 00:46:13,803 - Woo! - Oh.. Oh.. 768 00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:15,438 - Woo! - Oh.. 769 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,473 Oh, man! 770 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:19,041 Ow! 771 00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:22,446 Damn. 772 00:46:23,816 --> 00:46:26,148 Oh, man. Yeah! 773 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:27,753 Come on, heartthrob. 774 00:46:31,290 --> 00:46:32,857 - Woo! - Fuck. 775 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,893 College, guys, am I right? 776 00:46:37,930 --> 00:46:40,497 Ethan, uh, you're injured. 777 00:46:40,499 --> 00:46:42,467 Would you mind terribly? 778 00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:45,737 - I'm okay. - No, no, no, no, no. It's fine. 779 00:46:45,739 --> 00:46:47,170 It's on us, really. 780 00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:49,039 You know, she's here to do her job. 781 00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:50,842 - Thank you. - Really, I'm okay. 782 00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:52,443 Don't worry, she's gonna make sure 783 00:46:52,445 --> 00:46:54,047 you're back in tip-top shape. 784 00:47:02,088 --> 00:47:04,556 I'm sure you know.. 785 00:47:04,558 --> 00:47:06,924 Yeah, just be careful. 786 00:47:06,926 --> 00:47:08,662 Oh, that looks infected. 787 00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:14,868 That's better. Thank you. 788 00:47:17,773 --> 00:47:21,242 - Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah, round two, baby. 789 00:47:22,511 --> 00:47:24,444 Hey, we're not paying extra for that. 790 00:47:29,418 --> 00:47:31,051 Rachel? 791 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:38,493 Run. 792 00:47:47,904 --> 00:47:49,303 Yeah! 793 00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:53,240 Fuckin'.. 794 00:47:53,242 --> 00:47:55,142 That was awesome, right? 795 00:47:55,144 --> 00:47:56,944 Alright, boys, you sit tight 796 00:47:56,946 --> 00:47:58,312 I'm gonna get you some snacks. 797 00:47:58,314 --> 00:48:00,717 And you said you wanted pretzels, right? 798 00:48:01,919 --> 00:48:04,151 Great. 799 00:48:12,229 --> 00:48:14,830 Guys. Shh, come here. 800 00:48:14,832 --> 00:48:16,498 We have to go now. 801 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,133 You're gonna mess it up for all of us. 802 00:48:18,135 --> 00:48:20,068 No, you can pledge without us, okay? 803 00:48:20,070 --> 00:48:21,403 We need to leave. 804 00:48:21,405 --> 00:48:22,805 Okay, can you just tell me what's happening? 805 00:48:22,807 --> 00:48:25,040 I will tell you outside. We have to go. 806 00:48:25,042 --> 00:48:27,108 This is a bad idea. We're almost done here, guys. 807 00:48:27,110 --> 00:48:30,413 Are you sure? Because I think staying here is a real bad idea. 808 00:48:30,415 --> 00:48:32,849 - It's just hazing. - Yeah, this is what frats do. 809 00:48:32,851 --> 00:48:35,820 David... this isn't a frat. 810 00:48:37,155 --> 00:48:38,688 We have to go. 811 00:48:38,690 --> 00:48:40,691 Are you coming? 812 00:48:40,693 --> 00:48:42,558 Yeah, I'm coming. 813 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,260 - Okay, let's go. - Alright. Let's go. 814 00:48:44,262 --> 00:48:45,764 Shh. 815 00:48:52,036 --> 00:48:53,937 What the fuck? 816 00:48:57,911 --> 00:48:59,276 Where are you going? 817 00:48:59,278 --> 00:49:01,345 - Why is the door locked? - Uh.. 818 00:49:01,347 --> 00:49:03,480 Max didn't want any more girls showing up, so.. 819 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:06,049 We were gonna go get some food. We were feeling... 820 00:49:06,051 --> 00:49:07,454 We're leaving. 821 00:49:09,422 --> 00:49:11,021 Come on. 822 00:49:11,023 --> 00:49:12,624 You're almost done. 823 00:49:12,626 --> 00:49:14,359 Hey, look, Ethan's really hurt 824 00:49:14,361 --> 00:49:17,595 and he needs to see a doctor or a nurse. 825 00:49:17,597 --> 00:49:19,497 You know, I think, like, a nurse with an actual 826 00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:21,802 medical degree and not just a outfit. 827 00:49:24,371 --> 00:49:28,072 If you leave, that's it. 828 00:49:28,074 --> 00:49:29,209 You're out. 829 00:49:31,646 --> 00:49:33,079 You get that, right? 830 00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:37,051 Yeah. 831 00:49:38,452 --> 00:49:39,720 I'm sorry. 832 00:49:41,355 --> 00:49:42,621 Let's just.. 833 00:49:42,623 --> 00:49:45,525 Let's get your phones, your bags.. 834 00:49:45,527 --> 00:49:49,128 - And cab home on me. - Thank you, but I'd rather go. 835 00:49:49,130 --> 00:49:51,264 - We need to get our phones. - Why do we need our phones? 836 00:49:51,266 --> 00:49:52,632 Fuck it, I'll get a new one. 837 00:49:52,634 --> 00:49:56,202 Campus is, like, two miles away, and Ethan's hurt. 838 00:49:56,204 --> 00:49:57,272 We need to call a cab. 839 00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:00,944 Fuckin' fine. Can... can we just hurry, please? 840 00:50:02,144 --> 00:50:03,811 Okay. 841 00:50:03,813 --> 00:50:05,378 - No. - Jesus Christ. 842 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:07,850 - Guys. Don't. Guys, guys. - By the piano. 843 00:50:14,624 --> 00:50:16,793 I don't... I don't see any bags. I don't.. 844 00:50:20,463 --> 00:50:22,396 They try to run? 845 00:50:22,398 --> 00:50:25,000 - Yup. - Hmm. 846 00:50:25,002 --> 00:50:26,400 Fuck this. Fuck this, man. Fuck, I wanna... 847 00:50:26,402 --> 00:50:30,572 Get back inside or I will rip your fuckin' nose off! 848 00:50:30,574 --> 00:50:32,139 - Whoa, hey! - Really, guys? 849 00:50:32,141 --> 00:50:33,775 Without saying goodbye? 850 00:50:33,777 --> 00:50:35,544 Jesus Christ. 851 00:50:35,546 --> 00:50:38,347 Look, I.. Can we just go and... and... 852 00:50:38,349 --> 00:50:40,182 - People know we're here. - No, they don't. 853 00:50:40,184 --> 00:50:41,617 Yes, they do, I texted them. 854 00:50:41,619 --> 00:50:42,752 Right when we got here, I texted them. 855 00:50:42,754 --> 00:50:45,354 I checked all your phones. 856 00:50:45,356 --> 00:50:47,523 Look, we... we just wanna go. Ethan's really hurt. 857 00:50:47,525 --> 00:50:48,958 - Let us go. - On your knees. 858 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,158 Okay, this isn't necessary. 859 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,661 If you could just let us walk out the door 860 00:50:51,663 --> 00:50:52,795 right now, everything'll be fine. 861 00:50:52,797 --> 00:50:54,430 Will you just get on the fucking floor? 862 00:50:54,432 --> 00:50:57,433 No, okay? Now we are leaving, and that's it! 863 00:50:57,435 --> 00:51:00,004 Alright, I... I'm sorry, I know this was a big opportunity 864 00:51:00,006 --> 00:51:02,205 and I was excited, but it's over. 865 00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:05,541 No, stop! 866 00:51:05,543 --> 00:51:08,712 There's no need for that, guys. Come on. 867 00:51:08,714 --> 00:51:10,414 - Fuckin' baby. - Watch it. 868 00:51:11,550 --> 00:51:13,149 - Hey! - Get the fuck off me! 869 00:51:13,151 --> 00:51:15,120 It wasn't me. I swear. It wasn't me. 870 00:51:15,122 --> 00:51:18,322 - He's just trying to.. - Shut up! 871 00:51:18,324 --> 00:51:21,458 Now you're all gonna be part of a little experiment. 872 00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:22,628 Oh, fuck. 873 00:51:24,064 --> 00:51:26,296 On the floor, now. 874 00:51:26,298 --> 00:51:28,298 - Please, man, come on. - Now! 875 00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:31,270 Now, I want you all to pay attention carefully. 876 00:51:32,406 --> 00:51:34,105 I have no medical training.. 877 00:51:34,107 --> 00:51:35,640 - Max, Max. - ...whatsoever. 878 00:51:35,642 --> 00:51:37,242 We don't want to pledge anymore. 879 00:51:37,244 --> 00:51:38,743 We're done. Just let us go. I'm begging you. 880 00:51:38,745 --> 00:51:41,113 - Ethan, they don't care. - Max. 881 00:51:41,115 --> 00:51:43,951 If you were all wondering what you had for dinner.. 882 00:51:49,423 --> 00:51:50,723 What is that? Hey. 883 00:51:50,725 --> 00:51:53,259 Oh, fuck. Jesus. 884 00:51:53,261 --> 00:51:56,195 - What the fuck. Max. - I just wanna go. 885 00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,730 - What are you doing, man? - Max! 886 00:51:57,732 --> 00:51:59,899 You know, this rat kinda reminds me of you. 887 00:51:59,901 --> 00:52:02,135 What the fuck? Hey. 888 00:52:02,137 --> 00:52:04,938 - It's scared. - Max, Ricky, this is crazy. 889 00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:06,340 And it's starving. 890 00:52:07,976 --> 00:52:09,109 - Come on. Sam. - We'll do whatever you want. 891 00:52:09,111 --> 00:52:13,013 Don't do this. No, hey, don't! Max! 892 00:52:13,015 --> 00:52:15,649 Max! Stop it! 893 00:52:15,651 --> 00:52:17,386 Stop, this is crazy! 894 00:52:26,361 --> 00:52:28,998 Fuck, I can't watch this, I can't watch this. 895 00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:32,734 You watching, pledges? 896 00:52:32,736 --> 00:52:34,502 Stop. 897 00:52:38,475 --> 00:52:41,043 Stop! Stop it! 898 00:52:41,045 --> 00:52:42,710 Sam! 899 00:52:45,448 --> 00:52:47,482 Make that little bitch watch it! 900 00:52:47,484 --> 00:52:48,984 Max, stop it! 901 00:52:52,322 --> 00:52:55,424 Let him go, let him go, let him go, man. 902 00:52:55,426 --> 00:52:56,827 You guys watching? 903 00:53:00,297 --> 00:53:02,731 Keep your eyes forward! 904 00:53:26,291 --> 00:53:29,126 Somebody help me, come on! 905 00:53:35,334 --> 00:53:36,367 Fuck. 906 00:53:36,369 --> 00:53:38,138 Stop this, stop this. 907 00:53:41,741 --> 00:53:44,843 Just pass out, pass out, pass out. Shh. 908 00:53:44,845 --> 00:53:46,579 Shh! Shh! 909 00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:32,628 Oh, boy, do we have a surprise coming for you guys. 910 00:54:33,796 --> 00:54:35,262 It's about fucking time, huh? 911 00:54:35,264 --> 00:54:37,664 Okay, my, my aunt has a lot of money, alright? 912 00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:39,300 So if you just please let me call her 913 00:54:39,302 --> 00:54:41,069 just please... please.. 914 00:54:41,071 --> 00:54:42,971 Jesus Christ, I cannot wait to put 915 00:54:42,973 --> 00:54:44,339 your fucking head on a spit. 916 00:54:44,341 --> 00:54:46,341 All this guy has done since he's gotten here 917 00:54:46,343 --> 00:54:48,642 is just fucking bitch, bitch, bitch! 918 00:54:48,644 --> 00:54:51,980 You fucking ingrate, what is your fucking problem? 919 00:54:51,982 --> 00:54:53,781 Let me please just call her! I'll call her, it'll be fine! 920 00:54:53,783 --> 00:54:55,850 She'll make it okay, she'll make it okay, please! 921 00:54:55,852 --> 00:54:58,254 - Shut your fucking.. - What the fuck! 922 00:54:58,256 --> 00:55:00,722 Oh, fuck! Oh, jeez! 923 00:55:07,564 --> 00:55:08,831 - Are you alright? - Yeah. 924 00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:10,935 Okay, everybody just calm down. 925 00:55:13,938 --> 00:55:16,274 - Come on. - Justin. 926 00:55:19,543 --> 00:55:20,709 Put the fire iron down. 927 00:55:20,711 --> 00:55:22,444 Fuck you, you lizard illuminati 928 00:55:22,446 --> 00:55:23,579 pieces of shit. 929 00:55:25,483 --> 00:55:27,751 I think you're getting your conspiracy theories mixed up. 930 00:55:27,753 --> 00:55:30,586 Justin, what are you gonna do? 931 00:55:30,588 --> 00:55:33,123 What am I gonna do? Why don't you come and see, Ricky, huh? 932 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:34,291 - Okay, alright. - Huh, buddy? 933 00:55:34,293 --> 00:55:38,296 Come on, pork chop! Bring it on! 934 00:55:38,298 --> 00:55:40,597 Fuck this motherfucker! Come here! 935 00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:42,834 - Go, go! - Get 'em, get 'em! 936 00:55:58,651 --> 00:56:00,354 Pledges, open the door. 937 00:56:05,658 --> 00:56:07,159 Pledges! 938 00:56:48,737 --> 00:56:50,139 Hello? 939 00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:54,675 Pledges, open the door. 940 00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:56,110 You need to give us our phones. 941 00:56:56,112 --> 00:56:58,212 Open the door and maybe we can talk about that. 942 00:56:58,214 --> 00:57:00,180 You're insane! You need help! 943 00:57:00,182 --> 00:57:03,318 - Go the fuck away! - David. 944 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,852 I've got a group of girls downstairs 945 00:57:04,854 --> 00:57:06,488 that wanna suck your cock. 946 00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:33,548 Ben.. 947 00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:35,151 If you could open that door 948 00:57:35,153 --> 00:57:36,952 you would have opened it already. 949 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,121 You would have been through that door already, but you're not! 950 00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:42,024 You're not through it, so I know you can't get through! 951 00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:45,162 Listen, Max, you have Sam 952 00:57:45,164 --> 00:57:47,431 and you have Ben. 953 00:57:47,433 --> 00:57:49,199 Let us go. 954 00:57:49,201 --> 00:57:51,041 What are you talking about? What are you doing? 955 00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:58,043 Oh, God. 956 00:58:00,012 --> 00:58:01,078 What? 957 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,314 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? 958 00:58:08,121 --> 00:58:09,788 Pledges, open the door. 959 00:58:14,727 --> 00:58:17,361 - Open the fucking door! - It's a stalemate. 960 00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,799 We're not coming out, you're not getting in! 961 00:58:26,606 --> 00:58:29,609 - Motherfucking.. - Shh! Easy, easy. 962 00:58:33,214 --> 00:58:35,781 Stick to the fucking plan. 963 00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:36,884 Easy. 964 00:58:47,429 --> 00:58:48,894 If they won't open up the fucking door 965 00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:50,096 then you know what I'm gonna do? 966 00:58:50,098 --> 00:58:51,331 I'm gonna take a knife and I'm gonna 967 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:53,533 fucking crack their skulls open.. 968 00:58:53,535 --> 00:58:54,703 You mother.. 969 00:58:58,541 --> 00:58:59,739 You selfish fuck! 970 00:58:59,741 --> 00:59:01,741 We have three freshmen 971 00:59:01,743 --> 00:59:03,977 locked in a bathroom upstairs 972 00:59:03,979 --> 00:59:05,780 and you're down here with us? 973 00:59:12,955 --> 00:59:16,591 See, you guys just don't get it, do you? 974 00:59:16,593 --> 00:59:20,163 You talk on and on and on and on. 975 00:59:22,165 --> 00:59:25,065 See, it's not about hurting these people. 976 00:59:25,067 --> 00:59:27,402 It's about learning not to see them as people at all. 977 00:59:27,404 --> 00:59:28,972 Shut the fuck up! 978 00:59:32,509 --> 00:59:33,608 Let's handle this. 979 00:59:33,610 --> 00:59:35,277 Yeah, well, a minute ago I saw them tear 980 00:59:35,279 --> 00:59:36,680 right through you guys. 981 00:59:42,654 --> 00:59:44,719 Careful, Ben. 982 00:59:44,721 --> 00:59:45,756 Yeah? 983 00:59:47,057 --> 00:59:49,891 Maybe I should just skip the trip upstairs. 984 00:59:49,893 --> 00:59:51,162 Come on, try it. 985 00:59:52,864 --> 00:59:54,197 Come on, little man. 986 00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:56,834 - Fuck! - Okay, alright. Enough. 987 01:00:09,014 --> 01:00:10,349 Shh. 988 01:00:32,305 --> 01:00:33,907 I don't hear anything. 989 01:00:36,876 --> 01:00:38,545 Oh, fuck. 990 01:00:53,027 --> 01:00:54,462 We gotta think of something. 991 01:00:57,164 --> 01:00:58,732 We need to go. 992 01:00:58,734 --> 01:01:01,668 We gotta get out of here right now, okay? 993 01:01:01,670 --> 01:01:02,968 - We gotta move. - Yeah, but how? 994 01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:03,969 We're just gonna run. 995 01:01:03,971 --> 01:01:05,705 We're gonna run and swing 996 01:01:05,707 --> 01:01:07,940 and fight until we're just out that door. 997 01:01:07,942 --> 01:01:09,542 David, we don't know what's on the other side of that door. 998 01:01:09,544 --> 01:01:11,877 They're just people. They're just human.. 999 01:01:11,879 --> 01:01:15,448 They're college students. One of them is four feet tall. 1000 01:01:15,450 --> 01:01:17,884 We can get the fuck outta here right now. 1001 01:01:17,886 --> 01:01:19,221 Alright, you good with that? 1002 01:01:20,956 --> 01:01:23,660 Okay. Fuck it, fuck it. Yeah, alright. 1003 01:01:25,428 --> 01:01:27,297 Yeah, alright. Fuck! 1004 01:01:29,098 --> 01:01:31,167 Oh, shit. Oh, fucking shit. 1005 01:01:33,670 --> 01:01:36,772 - Alright, man. - One.. 1006 01:01:36,774 --> 01:01:38,239 Two... three. 1007 01:02:04,101 --> 01:02:06,068 David? 1008 01:02:06,070 --> 01:02:08,036 - Oh! Ah! - David? 1009 01:02:08,038 --> 01:02:10,506 No! Let's go! Let's go! 1010 01:02:32,598 --> 01:02:35,599 Hey, come on, come on. I found a way, let's go, let's go. 1011 01:02:35,601 --> 01:02:37,701 Yeah, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1012 01:02:37,703 --> 01:02:40,003 Go, go, go, go! 1013 01:02:40,005 --> 01:02:41,608 To the right, to the right. 1014 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:53,854 - Which way? - Come on, we're going this way. 1015 01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:02,026 Guys. 1016 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,028 Shh. 1017 01:03:04,898 --> 01:03:06,998 - You hear that, right? - No, no, no, it's this way. 1018 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,501 No, no, no, Shh, shh. Listen. 1019 01:03:09,537 --> 01:03:11,905 - Oh, there it is. - Come on. 1020 01:03:13,007 --> 01:03:14,108 Come on. 1021 01:03:30,192 --> 01:03:33,360 - What is this place? - I don't know. 1022 01:03:33,362 --> 01:03:35,230 Build a mansion on a bunch of tunnels? 1023 01:03:41,838 --> 01:03:43,205 What the hell? 1024 01:03:46,942 --> 01:03:47,974 What? 1025 01:03:50,713 --> 01:03:52,146 Rachel. 1026 01:03:52,148 --> 01:03:54,849 Alright. It's okay. 1027 01:03:54,851 --> 01:03:56,586 Please, hold still. Uh.. 1028 01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:04,927 Do you know how to get out of here? 1029 01:04:04,929 --> 01:04:06,597 I don't.. I don't know. 1030 01:04:08,332 --> 01:04:10,232 Ben, do you.. 1031 01:04:10,234 --> 01:04:12,201 - What the hell? - Ben? 1032 01:04:12,203 --> 01:04:14,803 This is starting to feel like a trap again. 1033 01:04:14,805 --> 01:04:17,005 No, listen to me. They're fucking psychopaths, man. 1034 01:04:17,007 --> 01:04:18,810 They killed Sam. 1035 01:04:20,144 --> 01:04:21,278 They killed Dav.. 1036 01:04:22,647 --> 01:04:24,146 How do you know we can trust her? 1037 01:04:24,148 --> 01:04:26,649 - She helped us, alright? - Helped us when, man? 1038 01:04:26,651 --> 01:04:28,418 She's the one who brought us here in the first place. 1039 01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:29,752 She's the reason we're pledging at all. 1040 01:04:29,754 --> 01:04:30,822 Look! 1041 01:04:34,759 --> 01:04:36,963 You're not the ones pledging. 1042 01:04:46,939 --> 01:04:48,372 We gotta go. 1043 01:04:48,374 --> 01:04:50,240 We gotta go right now. 1044 01:04:50,242 --> 01:04:52,243 Alright, come on. 1045 01:04:52,245 --> 01:04:53,546 Alright, come on. 1046 01:06:00,115 --> 01:06:03,017 Rachel! Rachel! Hey! 1047 01:06:03,019 --> 01:06:04,420 Oh, come on. 1048 01:06:45,097 --> 01:06:46,763 Shit. 1049 01:06:53,305 --> 01:06:55,440 End of the line, boys. 1050 01:06:57,042 --> 01:07:00,945 Oh, I am so goddamn excited for this. 1051 01:07:49,898 --> 01:07:51,599 Eh, fuck it. Let's do it. 1052 01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:05,547 - Come on, fat boy! - Ah! 1053 01:08:13,288 --> 01:08:14,521 Come on. 1054 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,064 Yeah, squeal like a pig, fuckin' fat boy! 1055 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,077 - Watch it. Watch it. - Ah! 1056 01:08:36,079 --> 01:08:37,280 Come on! 1057 01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:40,615 - Ah! - You like that? 1058 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,259 Oh! Ah! 1059 01:09:05,844 --> 01:09:07,179 Come on! 1060 01:09:29,301 --> 01:09:31,504 Yeah! 1061 01:09:37,677 --> 01:09:38,845 Woo! 1062 01:11:03,467 --> 01:11:04,768 Max! 1063 01:11:17,081 --> 01:11:18,516 Please. 1064 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:25,890 Please. 1065 01:11:27,092 --> 01:11:28,260 Please! 1066 01:11:43,076 --> 01:11:44,942 Please. 1067 01:11:44,944 --> 01:11:46,779 Help. Please. 1068 01:13:00,892 --> 01:13:05,892 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 76799

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