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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house
is sorta... gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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I don't have coverage
for tornadoes.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay. Just asking.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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Heidelberg is considered
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one of the most beautiful cities
in Germany.
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Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,
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the Schloss Schwetzingen.
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But I couldn't care less.
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The only sights I wanted to see
were the looks of awe
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on the faces of
my fellow students
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as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.
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Cylinders that are smaller
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than ten to the minus-35 meters.
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What's happening?
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You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?
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You're darn tootin' we do.
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So who goofed?
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You did, dummkopf.
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Dummkopf? You're calling me
a dummy?
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Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
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Mr. Ziegler.
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He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
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Wait, what's the
Calabi-Yau manifold?
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Dummkopf.
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I was quickly learning
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not all Germans were the warm,
fun-loving people
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I was led to believe.
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And then they laughed
at me for not knowing
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something that they knew.
Who does that?
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You do.
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Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.
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Your child is hurting.
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Sorry.
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There, there.
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I guess that'll do.
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Now, how about a hot beverage?
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Good crowd today.
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It's not enough. We need more.
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What are you talking about?
We're raking it in.
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We got wall-to-wall chumps.
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Hey!
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Not you. The other chumps.
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We're raking in quarters.
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I got a house to rebuild.
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You want to raise
the price?
Nope.
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I'm thinking bigger.
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Table games.
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Maybe a roulette wheel.
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Whoa. These machines are
already a gray area.
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Table games are
big-time illegal.
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You know why?
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Because they make
big-time money.
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What are the cops gonna say?
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"Thank you for
my new fishing boat"?
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Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
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I've got a family
to take care of.
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Nobody's going to jail.
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Please, just take a moment
to think about it.
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Fine.
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We're doing it.
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Jim.
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Hey, sorry to just
drop by, but I found
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some of Mandy's
old baby stuff.
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Figured I'd bring it over.
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Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
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She took the baby
for a check-up,
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but you're welcome to wait.
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Have a beer, watch the Astros.
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A beer in the middle
of the afternoon?
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Your wife okay with that?
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My wife's in Germany.
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Oh, my.
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For the whole summer.
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You're living the dream.
Mmm.
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Come on.
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Hey, Missy.
Hey.
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Oh, two-for-one green beans.
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Oh, look at that, you got
everybody pitching in.
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Good for you.
Well, I am a head coach.
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It's what I do.
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Hey, that's not where the caps
go; we talked about this.
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Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
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She the assistant coach?
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She might own the team.
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Use the coasters.
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Professor Salzman,
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I just wanted to let you know
that I studied up
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and am now well-versed
in the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Okay.
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It was never part
of the curriculum
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at East Texas Tech.
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East Texas Tech?
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Sounds charming.
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It's actually quite humid.
Regardless,
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I'm ready to reassert myself
as class leader.
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Your classmates are from
some of the most elite
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universities in the world.
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There is no East MIT.
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Well, I would have gone
to a better school,
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but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.
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Sheldon, at some point we ask
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of the piano-playing dog
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not, "Are you a dog?"
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but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"
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Excuse me?
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You are far behind
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many of your peers.
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I have no peers.
I think they would agree.
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Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.
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Me tutor them?
No.
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You tutor me?
No.
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Me tutor you?
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Miss Chen.
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Yes, Professor?
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You have an undergraduate degree
in education,
ja?
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Yes, sir.
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Teach him.
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No more bets.
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What the hell?
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Where'd you get the table?
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I know a guy.
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Where'd you get him?
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He's the guy.
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Red 12.
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No winners.
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Oh-ho, there's a winner.
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Can we even trust him?
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Herman? Look at that baby face.
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He says, on a good night,
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one table can throw off
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a thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of diapers,
Georgie.
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Huh.
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Maybe even a nanny.
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Huh!
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How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?
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Red 16.
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No winners.
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Hey, could you watch her
for a little while?
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I would, but I gotta get
to the grocery store
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if dinner's gonna be ready.
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Three-fifty.
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Three hundred and fifty dollars
for a dining room set?
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You must be crazy.
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That's what you said
about the jet ski,
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but I nailed it.
Well...
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You guys having a good time?
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Oh, yeah, great time.
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It's over.
Wha...
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Well, what about
Showcase Showdown?
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Here we go. Green beans.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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That's not the one
on the coupon.
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You want... Bottom row.
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Ooh, good catch.
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Missy'd have had my ass.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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All righty, now.
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Hello?
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Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.
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Oh, he's helping you?
Isn't that nice.
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No, I'm helping him.
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Sorry?
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I'm tutoring him.
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Excuse me just a minute.
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Shelly?
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Your tutor's here.
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I've been thinking about it.
We should go home.
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Why?
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I miss Dad and football.
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The whole shebang.
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Honey, are you sure
this isn't because
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you need a tutor,
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and she's a little girl?
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Leave me alone.
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Didn't you say that
you wanted to come here
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to learn new things
and expand your horizons?
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What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
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Oh, nobody thinks that.
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I do. I thought
we'd get started
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with anti-de Sitter space.
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That sounds fun. What's that?
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I wish I could tell you.
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Oh, um...
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Come on, I just gave you a hint.
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We solve for the geodesics.
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Wrong.
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Ow! Why'd you hit me?
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Pain is the best teacher.
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You're a very
impressive little girl,
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but there's a saying.
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At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.
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You have to play the piano well.
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I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.
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Of course you are.
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What?
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Sorry, just a funny part
of the Bible.
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...for the food we're about
to receive,
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and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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And for the hands what went
to the store and bought it.
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Sorry, had a tough time
getting her down.
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She had horrible gas.
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Well, that's weird.
She was an angel with us.
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Maybe she's hungry.
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Maybe she's teething.
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You know what, let her suck
on a Slim Jim.
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Ooh! Two birds.
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You're awful quiet tonight.
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Oh, just work stuff.
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Huh, I wouldn't have thought
running a laundromat
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would be all that stressful.
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Well, Dad, you run
your own business.
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You know what it's like
dealing with the public.
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That I do. Actually,
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I had a guy the other day
came in
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returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,
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way past warranty.
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Put up quite a stink, too.
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How'd you handle it?
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Gave him a new set of tires.
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I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
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but got a customer for life.
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Smart. I could learn
a lot from you.
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Well, you can learn a lot
from your father, too.
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Hmm. All right,
what you got, big man?
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Uh, well...
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Saved by the bell.
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Would it kill anyone
to say "thank you"
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- for this delicious meal?
- Hello.
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Thanks.
Thank you.
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Hang on.
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Jim, it's your wife.
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Hi, honey.
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I am sorry,
I lost track of time.
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I was playing with the baby,
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who, I got to tell you,
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looks more and more
like you every day...
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Okey-dokey,
I will be right home.
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Five minutes.
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Gotta go.
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What?
252
00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:53,627
Nothing.
253
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:57,031
Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.
254
00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,234
Nothing's wrong.
255
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,138
Just tell me.
256
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,906
Is it that obvious?
257
00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:06,941
Yes.
258
00:10:08,543 --> 00:10:10,111
All right.
259
00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:11,912
Meemaw put a roulette wheel
in the slot room,
260
00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:14,281
and I'm real worried about it.
261
00:10:14,315 --> 00:10:15,983
Why?
262
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,220
The slots are already
in a gray area.
263
00:10:19,253 --> 00:10:21,655
A roulette wheel could
land us in jail.
264
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,058
Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.
265
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,793
I did, but she said
it could throw off
266
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,394
a thousand dollars a day.
267
00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:29,130
Oh.
268
00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:30,297
Then do it.
269
00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:32,266
But I could go to jail.
270
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,468
I'll wait for you.
271
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,837
I thought you'd be on my side.
272
00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:38,739
Georgie, I am on your side.
273
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,008
In fact, we should
get married sooner
274
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,677
so that I can't
testify against you.
275
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,313
And also because you love me.
276
00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:48,182
Thousand bucks a day?
277
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,417
You bet I love you.
278
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,155
So listen,
I thought it over
279
00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:57,424
and decided
the risk is worth it.
280
00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,360
Good. Mandy on board?
281
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:00,961
I didn't ask.
282
00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,830
Glad she brought you around.
283
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,399
Listen, why don't you
shadow Herman,
284
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,635
see how it's done.
285
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,403
You want me to run the wheel?
286
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,905
We should
be ready.
287
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,341
It's the bottom of the ninth
for this guy.
288
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,476
Red 12.
289
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:17,044
No winners.
290
00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:19,446
You okay?
291
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,447
Yeah.
292
00:11:20,481 --> 00:11:22,349
I got just the one lung.
293
00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:25,486
Connie said
you'd show me the ropes.
294
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,787
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
295
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,056
You'll catch on in no time.
296
00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,859
No more bets.
297
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,662
So, we bought this
table from you?
298
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,929
Oh, yeah.
299
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,632
I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.
300
00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:39,466
Until it got shut down.
301
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,901
Cops?
302
00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:42,436
Oh, no, nothing like that.
303
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,038
Dixie mafia.
304
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,006
They threatened to cut off my...
305
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,542
Red 16.
306
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,678
Red 16.
307
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,112
Cut off your what?
308
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,950
Wrong.
What is wrong
about this?
309
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,918
You didn't account for
all the dimensions.
310
00:11:57,952 --> 00:12:00,487
The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.
311
00:12:00,522 --> 00:12:01,690
Only if
there's fermions.
312
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,157
Without fermions, there could be
313
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,626
up to 26 dimensions.
314
00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:07,094
What? Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis
315
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,763
never mentioned
26 dimensions.
Who are they?
316
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,533
They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.
317
00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:12,800
I've never heard of them.
318
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,335
Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.
319
00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:17,071
I recently studied with
Henry W. Kendall.
320
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,840
The Nobel Prize winner
for his pioneering research
321
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,308
on the deep inelastic scattering
322
00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:23,645
of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?
323
00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:26,413
Yes.
Never heard of him.
324
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:29,850
Try again.
325
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,123
Oh, I see the problem.
326
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,057
This is stupid.
327
00:12:37,091 --> 00:12:38,727
You can't just
invent dimensions.
328
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,261
There's this one,
329
00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:42,429
this one and this one.
330
00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:46,033
You forgot
the dimension of time.
331
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,137
Ow. Thank you.
332
00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:01,716
You want to sit down
or something?
333
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:05,319
I sit down,
I might not ever get up.
334
00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:09,758
Uh-oh.
335
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,726
Dixie mafia.
336
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,193
What do we do?
337
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,796
Just stay calm.
Let me do the talking.
338
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,998
Who's in charge here?
339
00:13:18,032 --> 00:13:19,199
He is.
340
00:13:20,535 --> 00:13:22,069
Give us the money.
341
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,470
I-I can't.
342
00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:25,005
I have a daughter to support.
343
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,543
Hope she likes being
an only child.
344
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,821
What're you doing up?
345
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,590
Can't sleep.
346
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:43,891
Same.
347
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,359
You want some tea?
348
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,860
Hot tea?
349
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,829
What am I, the Queen of England?
350
00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:50,964
You okay?
351
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,535
Don't become an adult. It sucks.
352
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:54,968
Too late.
353
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,137
Do you know how much it costs
to feed a family these days?
354
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,872
If it wasn't for double coupons,
355
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,908
I don't know how we'd manage.
356
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:04,244
Well, making the money's
no picnic either.
357
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,914
I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,
358
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,183
but...
359
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,851
...it's really
working my last nerve.
360
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,920
I spend my whole day
holding this house together
361
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,421
and no one even says,
"Thank you."
362
00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:15,523
I get it.
363
00:14:15,557 --> 00:14:16,658
I get home from work,
364
00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:18,325
but does anyone ask
how my day was?
365
00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:19,661
How was your day?
366
00:14:19,694 --> 00:14:21,228
Don't ask.
367
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,365
Why do we
even do it?
368
00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:27,267
Well, I got
a fiancée and a baby,
369
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,403
and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.
370
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,672
Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
371
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:32,574
I mean why do I do it?
372
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,282
Hello.
373
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,719
Why did you never tell me
there's 26 dimensions?
374
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,286
What?
375
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,122
I'm in Heidelberg
and I'm studying string theory,
376
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,257
and I'm now drastically behind,
thanks to you.
377
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:54,395
Sheldon, it's 3:00
in the morning.
378
00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:57,030
Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
379
00:14:57,866 --> 00:14:59,734
That explains why
I'm hanging up.
380
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,335
I had to be tutored by a child
381
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,970
and the professor
called me a dummkopf.
382
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,038
Now I'm glad you called.
383
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,708
I don't like it here.
384
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:08,643
I miss being
the smartest one in class.
385
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,545
Son, if you're
always the smartest,
386
00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:12,112
you're never learning anything.
387
00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,716
Interesting. So what do I do?
388
00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:15,784
Listen.
389
00:15:15,817 --> 00:15:17,652
I'm listening.
390
00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:19,119
No, that's the answer.
391
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:20,954
Try doing something
you're truly awful at:
392
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,590
just shut up and listen.
393
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:23,725
But what if I...
394
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:24,925
When you're in class, listen.
395
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,460
But I could...
396
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,334
Guess I should pee.
397
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,142
What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?
398
00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:44,077
I did, and I'm eating it.
399
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,146
And when I'm done,
I'm gonna go watch TV
400
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:49,249
while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.
401
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,318
But...
402
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,788
you were doing great,
so grown-up,
403
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:54,889
cooking and cleaning.
404
00:15:54,923 --> 00:15:56,957
Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.
405
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,695
I thought we had
a whole thing going here.
406
00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:02,029
Now we have a new thing.
407
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,397
Look at the fridge.
408
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,035
Chore chart?
409
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,369
That's right.
410
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,574
You realize it's my job
that pays for all this.
411
00:16:12,607 --> 00:16:14,809
That is true. Thank you.
412
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,376
You're welcome.
413
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,946
And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry
414
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,112
and taking out the garbage.
415
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,949
What about Georgie?
416
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,049
Look at the chart.
417
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,250
Georgie mows
the lawn
418
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,586
and cleans
the toilet.
419
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,123
One should not even
420
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:34,228
attempt to unify
type-one
und type-two...
421
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,864
I wanted to give up
and run away,
422
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:37,599
but I had read
enough comic books
423
00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,132
to know that heroes don't quit.
424
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,737
Instead of running,
I decided to stay
425
00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:45,807
and face the biggest challenge
I've ever had:
426
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,341
keeping my mouth shut.
427
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,612
Any thoughts on
the compactification of
428
00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:52,312
the extra dimensions here?
429
00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,283
Mmm.
430
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,620
Ja.
One must conserve
431
00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:00,387
the unbroken
supercharges.
432
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,824
Und the spherical
Hankel transform
433
00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:05,325
of this
equation is...
434
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,364
This turned out to be
a pivotal moment in my life.
435
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,635
By being open
to people smarter than me,
436
00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:17,104
I grew as both a man
and a scientist.
437
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,407
Humble, brilliant...
438
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,476
I really am the whole package.
439
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,117
Hey.
440
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,451
What brings you by?
441
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,987
Well, I finished
my honey-do list,
442
00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:35,122
so Audrey gave me
the afternoon off.
443
00:17:36,024 --> 00:17:37,224
Come on in.
444
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,727
All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.
445
00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:41,261
Well, this isn't fun.
446
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:42,864
I didn't make
the chore chart.
447
00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:43,998
Just grab
a corner.
448
00:17:44,032 --> 00:17:45,833
There is
no corner.
449
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,168
Georgie, give
us a hand.
450
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,605
Oh, you don't want me
touching anything.
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