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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:01,073 On "RuPaul's Drag Race"... 2 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:06,006 You need to conduct one-on-one interviews for "50/50." 3 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:08,547 - Get away from her... - You bitch! 4 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:11,854 - Cuchi, cuchi? - Cuchi, cuchi. 5 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,913 Grab the wheel! Oh, my God! 6 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:16,559 We got the pizza going, 7 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,060 and we're going to put it in the oven. 8 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:20,553 This is a hot-ass mess. 9 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:22,287 Salina EsTitties. 10 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:23,723 You kept talking over. 11 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,659 Tell me the story about a prosthetic leg. 12 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,561 Malaysia Babydoll Foxx. 13 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,098 It became his interview of you. 14 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:34,067 Sasha Colby. 15 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:36,912 My favorite part, you throwing the cards away. 16 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:37,936 Who needs this? 17 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:40,518 You're the winner of this week's challenge. 18 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,576 Salina EsTitties, shantay, you stay. 19 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,346 Malaysia Babydoll Foxx, 20 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,615 sashay away. 21 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,059 Girl. 22 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,079 We are back in the workroom, 23 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,634 and Malaysia's been eliminated. 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,423 I've lost one of the closest people 25 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:05,597 to me in the competition. 26 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:07,959 She's, like, the true definition of a sister. 27 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,108 We loved, we fought, but at the end of the day, 28 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,030 we still kiki-ed and we cut the fuck up. 29 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:13,539 "Remain humble. 30 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,800 "The fattest and the baddest from Miami, 31 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,044 Malaysia Babydoll Foxx." 32 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,992 - Babydoll, Babydoll, Babydoll. - Miss Salina, how you feeling? 33 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:24,042 So, before I was only in the bottom 34 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:25,561 because, like, design challenges. 35 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,945 So it's only the designs, you know? 36 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,031 But now I'm officially a bottom bitch, and, like, 37 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:30,055 I didn't come into here 38 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,870 thinking I was going to be that. 39 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,103 Bitch, this is my first time in the bottom, 40 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,172 and I thought I was going to be the one lip-synching. 41 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,316 So, like, you got to shake it off and just keep going. 42 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,433 I don't think I did that bad last week. 43 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:42,374 Oh, bitch, that was quick. 44 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:43,635 She knows her way 45 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,915 around cleaning the mirror at this point. 46 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,650 I don't feel like the girls see me as competition 47 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,118 because I've been in the bottom so much. 48 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,462 But, listen, I've allowed my light 49 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:51,921 to be dimmed up until this point. 50 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,945 But, baby, not no more. 51 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:54,866 No more Mrs. Nice EsTitties, okay? 52 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,184 She's coming out to play. Let's go, bitches. 53 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,539 Congratulations, auntie, on your third win, babe. 54 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,261 - You got it together. - Thank y'all. 55 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,125 Three maxi challenge wins. 56 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,736 I mean, I really felt like y'all were, 57 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,760 like, going to be ahead. 58 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,364 - How do you all feel? - I'm surprised. 59 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:13,859 - Yeah. - I really expected to win. 60 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,503 Are we that shocked? 61 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,698 Loosey thinks she should win every week. 62 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,273 I'm definitely seeing me being 63 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,214 this close to a win as, like, okay, bitch, 64 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:25,697 you have to get the win next time. 65 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,348 I hear the judges telling me that I have 66 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,562 what it takes to go all the way. 67 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,891 I'm, like, right behind Sasha, who is 68 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:34,746 technically the front-runner. 69 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,501 But I think I'm the front-runner 70 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,996 in terms of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. 71 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,628 So, statistically, I want to be in second place, 72 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,398 but I'm always going to be in first place up here. 73 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,168 How about we get out of drag? 74 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,980 But don't get too comfy, because the queen 75 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,324 is coming for her crown, yes, God. 76 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,639 Yes, I am. 77 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,821 I said the queen, not the beast. 78 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:57,509 - I know. - Ooh! Beast? 79 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,446 I'm sure Loosey and Luxx have the most 80 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,859 fire under their asses, 'cause they were both on the top 81 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,643 and they both felt like they should have won, 82 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:07,620 and they smell blood in the water. 83 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,090 And it's three girls away from the final four. 84 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,727 Like, that's crazy motivation for all of us. 85 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,263 It's on. 86 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,466 Is that Joey Jay? 87 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,308 I'm a gay-ass bit... I am a gay-ass bitch. 88 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,573 "RuPaul's Drag Race" 89 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:29,961 The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" 90 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,116 receives a one-year supply 91 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:33,279 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 92 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,649 and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000 93 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,383 served by Cash App. 94 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,887 With extra-special guest judge Ali Wong. 95 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:44,608 "RuPaul's Drag Race," may the best drag queen win 96 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,492 Best drag queen win 97 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,499 Oh, not Kelly and Michelle. 98 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:55,981 It is a new day in the workroom. 99 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,972 We are top seven, which is something I never 100 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:00,919 thought I'd be able to say. 101 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,352 That's not true. That's a big lie that I just told, 102 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,496 so I'm going to do it again. 103 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,313 Kelly and Michelle. 104 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:09,858 They're wearing more makeup than Marcia. 105 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:10,882 Shut up. 106 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,705 Ha ha ha ha, Marcia doesn't wear any makeup. 107 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:15,855 Whoo. 108 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:18,896 - Beyoncé looks are really fun. - I loved mine. 109 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:20,852 - Yeah. - It was so sickening. 110 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,261 I loved wearing my look. 111 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,342 I felt really, really beautiful in it. 112 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,744 Why weren't you pregnant, though? 113 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:27,899 She wasn't very far along when 114 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,721 she announced her pregnancy. 115 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,948 You could see the bump on the red carpet in the orange dress 116 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,683 and you could see it in the performance, sweetheart. 117 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,867 I feel like you're insulting me right now, and, like... 118 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:38,320 No, I'm not insulting her because she 119 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,344 actually was pregnant. 120 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,324 I'm insulting you because you had a corset on, so... 121 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:43,628 Literally Google the performance. 122 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:45,051 She was rubbing her baby bump. 123 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,987 Yeah, but Beyoncé has body, body, body. 124 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,165 So I wanted to give body, body, body. 125 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:51,189 And belly bump. 126 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,264 Wait, you didn't have body on either. 127 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:56,026 - You didn't have Beyoncé body. - I had Beyoncé body on. 128 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,339 Like the Luxx version of the Beyoncé body. 129 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:58,363 Yeah. 130 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,010 So why can't I do the Loosey version of Beyoncé body? 131 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,411 Because I feel like if you're pregnant, 132 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,569 you should be pregnant. 133 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:07,674 I'm just like, let the unraveling begin. 134 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,710 But she wasn't showing in her pregnancy. 135 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:12,657 You could go back and look. 136 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,259 I don't have to, because I know. 137 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,780 I know, too, because I did the look. 138 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,051 I came in second last week. She didn't. 139 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,038 So I don't really understand 140 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,020 why she's trying to sort of read me. 141 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:23,823 But we all know the deal. 142 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,361 Talent gets you to the finale, not mind games. 143 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:31,397 Ooh, girl. 144 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,667 She done already done had herses. 145 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:36,568 Yeah. 146 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,239 My queens, pardon my French and Saunders, 147 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,609 but the Key and Peele to making comedy 148 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:47,447 is to know when to Cheech and when to Chong. 149 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,783 Now, go back to Broad City where you belong. 150 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,158 - Oh, my God. - Definitely duos. 151 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,121 - Comedy duos. - Yeah. 152 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:56,855 Hello, hello, hello. 153 00:05:58,624 --> 00:05:59,792 She's Miss Harley Queen. 154 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,596 Ladykins, America's next drag superstar 155 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,099 needs to have all the right moves. 156 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,568 So for today's mini challenge, 157 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:12,739 we're going to celebrate a queer art form. 158 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:15,074 Yes, yes, yes. 159 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:20,012 We are throwing ourselves a Harlem vogue ball, darling. 160 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:24,335 I am looking for popping, dipping, 161 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,853 and spinning, sha-blam. 162 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:28,453 Fierce. 163 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:29,688 All of it, darlings. 164 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:34,494 You've got 15 minutes to get into quick voguing drag. 165 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:36,401 So don't just stand there. 166 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:37,530 Let's get to it. 167 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,166 Death drop. 168 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,940 I have nothing to wear for this challenge. 169 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:46,873 Nipple ring. 170 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,613 Calling all the up-and-coming children. 171 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,518 Category is I'm So Into Voguing Right Now. 172 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,554 DJ, hit it. 173 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:06,225 From the House of East Orange, Luxx Noir London. 174 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:08,795 Ooh! 175 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,764 Work, hey. 176 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,600 Face, face, face, serving face. 177 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,774 From the Casa LaDuca, Loosey LaDuca. 178 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,710 No foam here. 179 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,445 I'm just kidding. 180 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,891 Loosey's been saying the whole competition, 181 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,716 "I got tricks, I got tricks." 182 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,252 Baby, she pulled out a cartwheel. 183 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,623 Butch-queen realness. 184 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:45,364 From the House of EsTitties, Salina. 185 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,240 Salina is, like, flopping side to side. 186 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:56,187 Someone's going to get hit. 187 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,345 - What is happening? - Banjee girl realness. 188 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,983 From the Brady Dynasty, Marcia Marcia Marcia. 189 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:08,254 Work. 190 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,891 Yes, all of New York is wrapped up in you, darling. 191 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,161 From the Colby Carrington Dynasty, 192 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,029 Sasha Colby. 193 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:20,032 Opulence, you own everything. 194 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,777 Come on! 195 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:46,158 Class is in session with our Miss Brooks. 196 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,059 Yes, bae. Come on, bae. 197 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,663 Ooh! 198 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,111 Ooh, I guess she forgot to shave. 199 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:57,702 Put it on, bitch. 200 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,273 Go beat that mug, bitch. 201 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,547 Shut up. 202 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,147 Here it comes. 203 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:12,351 Yeah! 204 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:16,822 From the House of You Better Walk That Fucking Duck, Anetra. 205 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:23,629 Put the bass in that duck walk. 206 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,307 Oh, my God! 207 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,577 Oh, my God! 208 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,311 Ah! Oh, my God! 209 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:43,715 Category closed. 210 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,852 Category is closed. 211 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,222 Wow. 212 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:54,594 Okay, queens, I saw stars and statements. 213 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:58,898 But one of you was a legend. 214 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,334 Oh, pit crew? 215 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:06,806 Careful, you're gonna put somebody's eyes out 216 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:08,406 with that thing. 217 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,742 I wish he would. 218 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,417 The winner of today's mini challenge, 219 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,648 snatching the grand prize trophy is... 220 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:20,820 Anetra. 221 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,358 Condragulations. 222 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:29,862 You've won a cash prize of $2,500. 223 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,232 Ah! 224 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,134 Oh. Oh, no. 225 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,170 My queens, drag reminds us 226 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,807 to not take life too seriously. 227 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:43,948 So, for today's maxi challenge, 228 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:48,080 Bubly wants us all to crack a smile, 229 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,721 because you'll be performing stand-up 230 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:55,221 in front of a live audience at the Bubly Comedy Festival. 231 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,223 - Wow. - Wow. 232 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,578 Now, I wouldn't consider myself a stand-up comic, 233 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,587 but I do love some sit-down comedy. 234 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,799 It's too funny. 235 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,202 Oh, pit crew? 236 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,304 I'm parched. 237 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,041 What you got in that trunk? 238 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,644 Now, to randomly divide you into comedy duos... 239 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,600 You need to reach into this cooler 240 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,985 and pull out a can of Bubly sparkling water. 241 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,333 All right, up first, Sasha Colby. 242 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,123 Come pick your Bubly drink. 243 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,693 No peeking. 244 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:35,961 Sasha has mango. 245 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,831 Up next, it's Marcia Marcia Marcia. 246 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,331 Oh. 247 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,335 - Marcia has blackberry. - Ooh. 248 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,406 Ooh, Loosey got lime. 249 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,143 Luxx Noir London... 250 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,380 Luxx, you've got lime. 251 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,481 That means you're with Loosey. 252 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,423 I feel like Loosey may struggle 253 00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:58,818 with this being with Luxx. 254 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,418 Oh, my God! 255 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,413 Weren't they fighting this morning? 256 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:05,690 And they're together. 257 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,864 Salina EsTitties. 258 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,967 Salina got cherry. 259 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,536 Anetra, you got mango. 260 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,839 That means you are with Sasha. 261 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,808 Mistress, pick your poison. 262 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,103 I am praying to the drag gods 263 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,798 that I will be with a good team this time, bitch. 264 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,449 I am ready for my redemption era. 265 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,485 Mistress got blackberry. 266 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,854 So she is with Marcia. 267 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,323 Oh, my bestie. 268 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,093 Now, Salina, you alone have cherry. 269 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,062 You have a choice. 270 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,631 You can choose to perform solo, 271 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,702 or you can steal a partner 272 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,139 from one of the paired queens. 273 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,307 Ooh. 274 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,544 There is a positive and a very big negative 275 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:00,958 to going solo in this challenge. 276 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,261 On one hand, I can really impress them 277 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,669 and, like, get a redemption. 278 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,250 On the other, it can go south, 279 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,412 and it's no one's fault but my own. 280 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,657 So, Salina, what say you? 281 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,726 I'll steal a queen. 282 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,476 Two titties are better than one titty. 283 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:19,664 All right. 284 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,835 Which queen do you choose to steal? 285 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:24,937 I'll take Mistress over here. 286 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:27,106 Ooh. 287 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,409 Oh, I'm sorry, bestie. I know you wanted me. 288 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,925 That means Marcia Marcia Marcia, 289 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,749 you'll be working solo, solo, solo. 290 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,034 Anetra, because you won the mini challenge, 291 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,827 you get to decide the order of performance. 292 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,397 Later today you'll workshop your material 293 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,766 with Michelle Visage 294 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,154 and our extra-special guest judge, 295 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,304 comedy sensation Ali Wong. 296 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,141 Shut up. 297 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:07,112 Racers, start your engines, and may the best queen win. 298 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,750 Cheers to me. 299 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:13,658 Out of all the challenges, 300 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,398 this is the one that I'm the most nervous about. 301 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,489 Fuck. 302 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:22,595 Oh, my God, Anetra, I love your hair today. 303 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,329 Lay it on us, girl. 304 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,234 This week's maxi challenge is a stand-up-comedy challenge. 305 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,171 Anetra gets to pick the lineup for the comedy show. 306 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,812 Now, this can make or break your act. 307 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,801 If you are starting and you don't have a good act, 308 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,950 it's really going to bomb. 309 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,732 And if you go last and you don't have a good act, 310 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:42,915 it's really going to bomb. 311 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:44,902 All right, what's the sitch? 312 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,519 - So, opening, we have Marcia. - Great. 313 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,120 I know myself. 314 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,055 If I were to go in the middle, 315 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,835 I would be sitting in the chair running it in my head 316 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:55,019 over and over and over again. 317 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,634 So I'm really happy I just get to, like, do it, 318 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,030 and I'm done. 319 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,172 Next will be Luxx and Loosey, then Sasha and I. 320 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,638 And closing, we have the divalicious divas... 321 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,919 - Okay, I'm down with it. - Mistress and Salina. 322 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:10,781 What was your, like, plan of, like... 323 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,621 - Process. - Yeah, what was your process 324 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,946 of choosing us in that lineup? 325 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,825 I don't have to tell y'all nothing if I don't want to. 326 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,849 Ooh! 327 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,091 She said, we're down to seven, henny. 328 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,380 Oh, thank God my Anetra tattoo was only temporary. 329 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,164 Miss Anetra was very strategic with her lineup. 330 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,694 - Thanks, Aneech. - Thank you, girl. 331 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,336 I always prefer to be right in the middle, 332 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,865 because I think we've all been 333 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,686 to those really, really long drag shows 334 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,515 that seem to go on and on and on, 335 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,539 but we are going to make the most of it. 336 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,527 Have you ever done stand-up? 337 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:43,841 I've never done stand-up, 338 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,303 but people just say that I'm funny sometimes. 339 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,280 I get paired with Loosey. 340 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:52,584 And despite our little tiff-taff at the table earlier, 341 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,112 I know that Loosey wouldn't tell me 342 00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:56,587 that my bad joke is funny 343 00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,603 because we both want to win this challenge this week. 344 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,303 I really think that the judges are looking 345 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,428 for us to have chemistry. 346 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,497 It could be kind of, like, roasty. 347 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,425 I can find something to compliment about you. 348 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,078 I can say, oh, you're looking so trim 349 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,102 or something like that. 350 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,417 And we can come up with some type of a joke 351 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:14,605 for you to say, like... 352 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,714 Goddamn tapeworm, gets me every time. 353 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,278 Okay, I'm liking this. 354 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,185 This is Luxx Noir Paris... 355 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,587 Uh, Detroit... uh, London? 356 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,216 London. Luxx Noir London. 357 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,084 And this is Lookey Da... 358 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:27,778 I mean Loosey, you're safe... 359 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,288 I mean Loosey. 360 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,022 I find it so funny 361 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,424 that Loosey and Luxx are paired together, 362 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,103 because they are two of the thirstiest bitches 363 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,127 left in the competition, 364 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,129 and they both would do anything to secure that win. 365 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,818 So this will be very interesting to see 366 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,334 how this plays out. 367 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,849 The competition has been a lot like puberty for me... 368 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:49,308 a lot like puberty in that I'm super uncomfortable. 369 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,396 Poor Marcia's over there talking to herself. 370 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,979 You talking to yourself over there, girl? 371 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,314 - I have to. - I know. 372 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:57,182 Marcia, do you feel like Salina 373 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,210 meant to put you by yourself? 374 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,425 Let me come over. Let me talk to you. 375 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,089 Just know I have no ill will toward you. 376 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,868 I feel like I might have done the same thing, honestly. 377 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:07,892 No, yeah. 378 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:09,871 Because, you know, she's a funny bitch. 379 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,597 So I get it. I totally understand. 380 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,133 I'm a little panicked. 381 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,002 It feels almost as if my training wheels 382 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:19,981 have been taken off, and I'm riding my two-wheeler 383 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,005 for the first time. 384 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,309 I'm either going to hit it out of the park, 385 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,044 or I'm going to flop. 386 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,747 And I do not know which one it's going to be. 387 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,419 I was just thinking, as far as maybe a layout, 388 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,788 I could thank Loosey and Luxx, 389 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,356 and then you could get a bit... However long you want... 390 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,452 And then we could do a bunch of those canned bits. 391 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,464 I'm sorry, 392 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,243 'cause, honestly, all I can think of right now 393 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,601 is this, like, splitting migraine 394 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,216 - that's happening in my head. - Yeah. 395 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,091 I'm not really feeling great right now. 396 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,427 As soon as I, like, sat down, I started to notice my vision 397 00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,917 was getting really spotty in my right eye. 398 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,366 And it literally feels like if somebody were 399 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,383 to just press on my forehead, 400 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,419 my entire brain would just, like, explode. 401 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,867 Like, how my head feels right now 402 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,402 is how that old lady felt when Laganja was like, 403 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,898 "It's kind of like your vagina." 404 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,428 But I don't want to, like, stop working. 405 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,430 Yeah. Is it getting worse? 406 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,637 I feel bad for Sasha because I'm not really 407 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,332 as useful as I, like, normally would be. 408 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,235 - I'm gonna grab an aspirin. - Get your life. 409 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,343 I'll be right back. 410 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,389 The headache is really taking over her, 411 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,253 where she's not really coming up with anything. 412 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,617 And this is about teamwork, so... 413 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:40,971 I don't know. I'm nervous. 414 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,157 - Look who's here. - Hi. 415 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,624 Hi. 416 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,479 It's time for me to meet with the comedy coaches, 417 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,929 Michelle Visage and Ali Wong. 418 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,663 I love her so much. 419 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,478 It's a little intimidating. 420 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:55,733 Hi, Marcia. 421 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:57,935 I'm so excited to see what you have. 422 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,571 I have a pretty solid chunk. 423 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,407 "Solid chunk," sounds like a fat stool. 424 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,589 All right, Marcia, let's go for it. 425 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,813 Okay, so I'm opening the show. 426 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,594 Oh, shit, you're doing it alone, 427 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,843 - and you're opening the show? - Mm-hmm. 428 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,905 The big advantage is you don't have to worry 429 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,767 about someone else doing the same bit. 430 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,876 - Exactly. - Because if they do... 431 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,669 I went first, and they copied me. 432 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:22,693 I love it. 433 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,435 All right, Marcia, hit it. 434 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,730 We have to start with Mother RuPaul. 435 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,679 RuPaul reminds me of Cinderella. 436 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,702 She's beautiful, she is blonde, 437 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,448 she always has a little raven flying around her, 438 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,973 - fixing her outfits. - True. 439 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:36,707 And you can't forget... 440 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,149 She's sat beside her two evil stepsisters. 441 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,445 Yes, yes. 442 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:42,957 Ross Matthews and Carson Kressley unfortunately 443 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,021 could not be here tonight. 444 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,223 They were recently cast in a remake of "The Parent Trap." 445 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,823 - Like they're the twins. - Not so funny. 446 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,002 You can think of something funnier there. 447 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,026 - Okay. - Yeah. 448 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:56,881 Something that doesn't make sense. 449 00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:58,936 Maybe going with something really serious, 450 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,241 like they're in rehearsal for "Death of a Salesman." 451 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,867 S-s-s-sure. 452 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,481 They're in rehearsal for "Magic Mike." 453 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,557 - That is very funny. - I could see it. 454 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,939 And then do the logline. 455 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,587 Like, "Magic Mike," they've lost the magic. 456 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,176 The magic is gone. 457 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,613 - Magic is gone. - That's the one. 458 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,016 Oh, my goodness. Look at this. 459 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,464 Have you ever done comedy, Luxx? 460 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,306 Never, but people tell me I'm funny all the time. 461 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,875 But looks aren't everything, Luxx. 462 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,590 Loosey... Thank you very much. 463 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,832 That was my comedy. I'll be here all week. 464 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,228 Loosey, have you ever done stand-up? 465 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,336 - Yes, I do a lot of stand-up. - Do you? Great. 466 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,267 - But I always do it solo. - Thank you, Luxx. 467 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,508 - Are you ready to show us? - Yeah, I think so. 468 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,872 I heard that you have a sugar daddy? 469 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,041 A sugar daddy. 470 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,809 Yeah, I actually do. 471 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,984 He's really nice. I think he has a friend. 472 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,124 He really has a thing for white girls with no rhythm. 473 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:51,188 For white girls with what? 474 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,010 - No rhythm. - Oh, no rhythm. Okay. 475 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,452 I don't want to lose 476 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,220 any of these, like, great lines you're saying. 477 00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,136 So just make sure to, like, take your time, 478 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:00,504 'cause that's a great punch line. 479 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,092 Do you have no rhythm, Loosey? 480 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,695 No. 481 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,941 - We saw you earlier, girl. - I think I have rhythm. 482 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:07,965 But do you really? 483 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,068 I won in LaLaPaRuza, so... 484 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,404 Oh, my God. 485 00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:14,858 How are you making money nowadays? 486 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:16,947 I mean, I don't mean to embarrass you 487 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,882 in front of all of your fan, but I... 488 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,079 Very funny. 489 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,649 Is that okay to say? 490 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,449 - No, it's fine. - Okay. 491 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,651 If I got laugh, baby, it's going to stay. 492 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,186 Oh, yeah, no, girl, of course. 493 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:30,565 I hear he really has a thing for white girls 494 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:31,589 with no rhythm. 495 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:32,723 Again, I couldn't... 496 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,305 - I lost you on "rhythm." - Okay. 497 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,461 Luxx needs to work on slowing down. 498 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,369 This is a group challenge. 499 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,733 We either succeed together, or we fail together. 500 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,879 We're basically going to tell, like, hook-up stories 501 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,583 that go wrong because of our drag personas. 502 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:47,872 Oh, that's unique. 503 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,180 Salina's playing coy. She's a nasty bitch. 504 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:51,209 That's why I wanted to go with this direction, 505 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,977 because it's real, 506 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:54,656 and, like, even if we slip up on our notes, 507 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,720 it's a story we could tell 508 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:56,148 because it's really happened to us. 509 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:57,782 Okay, good. 510 00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,727 All right, well, let's give it a go. 511 00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:00,895 I was craving a little Mexican, 512 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,754 so I found me a sickening papi, bitch. 513 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,488 I dimmed the lights, 514 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,484 and I played some seductive music to set the tone. 515 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,126 Ooh, what's your favorite song to go get freaky to? 516 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,264 "Geronimo" by RuPaul. 517 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:13,998 I think I'm funny, 518 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,093 and the coaches are definitely laughing. 519 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,303 Bitch, it is time for my winner era. 520 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:20,715 Girl, right, like this one time, right, 521 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:21,819 I was at a Christmas party, 522 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,181 and I was dressed as a pregnant Mrs. Claus 523 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,443 with a prosthetic belly out to here. 524 00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:29,390 And, baby, there was this fine piece of trade eyeballing me 525 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:30,414 from across the room. 526 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,394 My phone was disconnected, so I gave him my email. 527 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,058 I run home, and I log in, and there's a... 528 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:36,554 And I say, meet me 529 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,822 in the communal laundry room downstairs. 530 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,131 And he's already in there with his chonies down 531 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,629 on top of the washer machine on the final cycle. 532 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,933 That's when I realized he wants my South Pole. 533 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,456 So the idea is, like, I thought I was going to bottom, 534 00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:55,539 but he wants to be the bottom. 535 00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:56,375 It's taking too long to get to the punchline. 536 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:57,842 Okay. 537 00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,388 So I crawled into bed next to my boyfriend, 538 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:02,252 and I whispered, "Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas." 539 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,802 As if I'm going to give it to him, because he left me. 540 00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:09,266 I'm a little nervous, because I can ramble and I can talk, 541 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,599 and I'm trying to remember, like, girl, you got this. 542 00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:13,023 Like, calm down, bitch. You're fine. 543 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,058 Because I'm over that 544 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,019 being-in-the-bottom bullshit, okay? 545 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,663 I think there's so much fat you can cut. 546 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,718 Just take, like, what are the funniest parts 547 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,367 and you want to get to them sooner. 548 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,467 Got ya. 549 00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:25,813 You know what you're doing because these are your stories. 550 00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:27,117 You're just embellishing on them. 551 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,906 So what you need to do tonight is work on those timings. 552 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,187 I will stay up all night to make sure that I'm in the top. 553 00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:35,280 But if Salina flops, I am going to jump ship. 554 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:36,881 Sorry, girl. 555 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,576 I hope you have your floatie. 556 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,991 I am going to make sure that I am swimming 557 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:43,206 - out to the shore, honey. - Good luck. 558 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:44,856 Thank you so much. 559 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:46,690 - Oh. - Hi, kids. 560 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,727 Hi. 561 00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:50,327 I am so excited. 562 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,507 I was like, when is an Asian queen coming out? 563 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,799 We had two, but... 564 00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:57,414 Luckily, I feel much better now. 565 00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,823 I got some, like, meds and pills in, so I'm good. 566 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,132 I mean, this is "RuPaul's fucking Drag Race," 567 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,675 and I'm not laying down for nothing. 568 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:07,045 So, Anetra, I heard about your ocular migraines. 569 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,924 I can tell you that they're nothing to worry about. 570 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,283 - Okay. - So familiar with them. 571 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,851 Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman over here. 572 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,005 - Thank you. - I had no idea. 573 00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:17,574 There's nothing I can't do. Let's get going. 574 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,603 - Okay, great. - Hear what you've got. 575 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,327 I'm going to start it off by thanking Luxx and Loosey. 576 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:23,595 Do you know what the direction 577 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,463 you're going to go in is? 578 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,918 Like, I was thinking, like, drag's answer to Penn & Teller, 579 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,311 which, you know, you want one of them mute and the other one, 580 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:31,335 I don't know, something. 581 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:33,670 That's good. You're onto something there. 582 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,640 And then it was going to go into Anetra's bit. 583 00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,162 When I sat down to write, the pain 584 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:39,821 was so excruciating that all I could think about 585 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:40,845 - was my headache. - Okay. 586 00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:41,713 So I kind of just ran with that. 587 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,180 Okay. 588 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,555 I'm dealing with a migraine currently 589 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,944 bigger than Mistress and Luxx's ego combined. 590 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,373 - Yes. - It's an inside joke. 591 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,321 - Are we going to get it? - Right. 592 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,401 You never want to do an inside joke that we won't get. 593 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,425 Okay. 594 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,804 My head is throbbing harder than Salina 595 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:57,828 during Pride season. 596 00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:04,703 - Does Salina... she... - EsTitties. 597 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,504 - Scrapping it. - Okay. 598 00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:10,408 Oh, my God. 599 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:13,120 And then I have... But lucky for my man, 600 00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:14,913 my head is an absolute mess. 601 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,874 Why is your man lucky if you can't give head? 602 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,451 Yeah. 603 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,358 Girl, it's not going well. 604 00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:23,698 Trying to figure out the headache jokes 605 00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:24,842 is making my headache worse. 606 00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:26,176 Should I scrap the headache? 607 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:28,172 - Maybe. - When are you funniest? 608 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:29,594 When do you make people laugh the most? 609 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,263 I don't know. 610 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,670 There are jokes in you, Anetra. 611 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:35,552 Sasha can help you. You're a team. 612 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,534 You go down, she probably goes down. 613 00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,981 So it's important to look out for one another 614 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,005 in this situation. 615 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:43,347 So keep at it and see the bubbly side 616 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,489 and turn it out for us tomorrow. 617 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,918 I just want to pray that the physical is overwhelming her 618 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:49,980 and she'll click in, 619 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,369 because I don't want us to be on the bottom. 620 00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:54,428 I'm worried about Anetra. 621 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:55,452 Me too. 622 00:25:58,523 --> 00:25:59,724 Wow. 623 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:01,191 Ahh... 624 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,828 It is elimination day, and tonight we 625 00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:07,343 are performing our comedy sets in front of the judges 626 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:09,601 and a live audience. 627 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,507 - So how are we feeling? - I feel good. 628 00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:18,152 I definitely kind of feel like I got, like, 629 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,111 a little bit of a rough start. 630 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,047 I'm feeling good today. 631 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:25,201 It's pretty clear that none of the headache jokes 632 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,970 were landing, so after the coaching session, 633 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,532 I did take a different direction, 634 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,567 and I feel much better about it today. 635 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,326 I'm excited to see that we are applying the critique. 636 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:36,226 - Mm-hmm. - Hoo... 637 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:38,697 After a pretty rough start, 638 00:26:39,831 --> 00:26:41,231 I know that my shit has to be tight. 639 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,073 And I'm just praying that Anetra's head is 640 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,435 in the game literally. 641 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:49,083 So how are you guys feeling after everything? 642 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,107 Really good. 643 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:51,819 Yeah, I'm feeling super excited. 644 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:52,843 Yeah, very confident. 645 00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:55,378 So how are you and your partner doing, Marcia? 646 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,047 Me and Marcia are doing really well. 647 00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,363 How are you feeling working solo? 648 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,758 You know, part of it's just a little scary 649 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,023 because I didn't have anybody to, like, work off of 650 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,464 and I had to kind of come up with everything myself. 651 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,840 Was that something that, like, made you nervous? 652 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,763 I really tried to think of it like, okay, this is a blessing. 653 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,772 This is an opportunity for me to kind of shine on my own. 654 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,636 This is the first morning 655 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:22,107 I've woken up with butterflies in there, 656 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:25,810 just because if I mess up, it's, like, all on me. 657 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:29,481 I will admit, being alone in a challenge like this, 658 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,902 don't let it, like, throw you off. 659 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:33,183 Girl... 660 00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,105 I feel like if you get thrown off, 661 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,060 it's going to be, like, even worse for you 662 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,829 because you don't have someone else to pick up the slack. 663 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,902 - It's like... - Oh, that's true, too. 664 00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:43,928 It's only you. 665 00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,263 Look at them psyching her out. 666 00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:46,564 You think that's what happening? 667 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,733 Yes, ma'am. 668 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,467 Them hos is shady. 669 00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:54,072 If that's what you treat your friends like... 670 00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:57,409 I don't want to know about your enemies. 671 00:27:58,576 --> 00:27:59,654 Would you say that you get your humor 672 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,838 because of growing up chubby? 673 00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,859 I know for me I grew up really chubby, 674 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:04,908 and it's because I'm not the pretty one, 675 00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,683 you got to entertain the kids with a little, you know, humor. 676 00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,426 I've never really let that affect me. 677 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,623 I always just say what's on my mind. 678 00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:13,650 You've been doing that, girl. 679 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,639 I think also it's different, too, 680 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:18,072 when you're born and raised with a whole bunch of Latinas, 681 00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:19,536 - because, you know... - They cut up. 682 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,032 Me and Mistress vibe. 683 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,633 We're both thick. We're both Latina. 684 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,780 We have similar upbringings and perspectives. 685 00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:26,884 So I really relate to that. 686 00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:28,892 You know, also, too, with Latinas, 687 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,254 it's like, they also keep a lot of stuff hidden. 688 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,910 That's, like, a big reason I think why me and my family, 689 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,726 like, just didn't see eye to eye. 690 00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:37,994 My mom... me coming out gay, being a drag queen, 691 00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:40,261 her biggest thing was like, what are people gonna think... 692 00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:40,418 - You're ruining the dream. - Yeah. 693 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:42,019 That's hard. 694 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,061 Was there, like, something that prompted, like, 695 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:46,603 you know, like, the cutoff? 696 00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:49,360 So. from 17 and up, I was already on my own. 697 00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:52,406 But I would always try to give my mom little ways 698 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:53,470 to come back into my life. 699 00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:55,125 I had broke my ankle one time 700 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,687 when I was performing at a brunch show. 701 00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,580 - You were bucking too hard? - In drag. 702 00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:01,473 My ankle, like, snapped, like, full broke. 703 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,280 And I go to get up, and it's like a movie. 704 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:05,716 Like, my leg is like spaghetti. 705 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,522 Call my mom when I'm in the emergency room. 706 00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:09,826 I'm like, hey, I broke my ankle. 707 00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,948 I need you to come, like, help get my medical things situated 708 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:14,531 and, like, go get my stuff. 709 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:16,179 So she shows up and she goes, 710 00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:18,014 ugh, what the fuck are you wearing? 711 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,363 Because I'm still in drag. 712 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:21,551 So keep in mind I'm in so much pain now. 713 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,505 So I literally told her, girl, please leave me alone 714 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,169 and forget I even ever reached out to you. 715 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:27,437 And, like, after that day, 716 00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:30,019 I have not talked to my mom in, like, years. 717 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,636 I wouldn't either. 718 00:29:33,004 --> 00:29:34,724 I think when I was younger and as I grew up, 719 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:37,954 I kind of always pictured that when I became an adult 720 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,149 that we would work it out. 721 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,871 But I think that some of the things 722 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,286 my mom has said and done are just unforgivable. 723 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,468 So I don't think that I would ever have 724 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:46,784 a relationship with her. 725 00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:50,331 And I think, like, after that day, it just helped me realize 726 00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,590 that I can't keep putting myself out there 727 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,736 to expect something from someone who doesn't see me 728 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,761 as a normal human being. 729 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,609 But it was just such a learning experience, 730 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:02,510 and, like, weirdly enough, one of, like, the best things 731 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,534 to ever happen to me. 732 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,822 Breaking my ankle really showed me 733 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,704 so much about who I could depend on, 734 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:09,239 who really matters in my life. 735 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,841 And now I have a bionic ankle. 736 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:13,376 Nothing is going to break or shatter her. 737 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,925 I feel unstoppable at this point. 738 00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:34,531 Cover girl 739 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:36,634 Put the bass in your walk 740 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,271 Head to toe, let your whole body talk 741 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:41,772 Yes. 742 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,274 And what? 743 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,669 Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 744 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,814 My favorite straight man, Michelle Visage. 745 00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:52,193 Well, you know what they say, Ru... 746 00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:53,351 You are what you eat. 747 00:30:57,655 --> 00:30:59,457 The electric Ts Madison. 748 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,658 Hey, Ru, I got a joke for you. 749 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,104 - What does a nosy pepper do? - I don't know. 750 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,208 What does a nosy pepper do? 751 00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:06,937 It gets jalapeño business. 752 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:12,670 And the hilarious Ali Wong. 753 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,404 You look gorgeous. 754 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,975 I can't believe you've had two kids. 755 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,702 Well, Ru, I have to take care of myself. 756 00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:20,777 I'm single now, 757 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:23,159 and this pussy ain't gonna eat itself. 758 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,003 This week we challenged our queens 759 00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:30,121 to make us crack a smile at the Bubly Comedy Festival. 760 00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:32,357 And tonight on the runway, 761 00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:35,994 category is Rip Her To Shreds. 762 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:40,331 Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win. 763 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,537 From the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race," 764 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,340 it's the Bubly Comedy Festival. 765 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,443 Please give a warm welcome 766 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,646 to Marcia Marcia Marcia. 767 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:58,783 Oh, my gosh. 768 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,219 Look at these faces. 769 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,500 My name is Marcia Marcia Marcia. 770 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,390 I'm sort of a newer drag queen. 771 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,960 So being here has felt a lot like puberty to me. 772 00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:12,797 You know, my body is changing. 773 00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:15,509 I'm, like, discovering a lot of insecurities 774 00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:15,900 that I didn't know that I had. 775 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,501 But guess what. 776 00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:20,004 I'm finally a B cup. Ah! 777 00:32:21,839 --> 00:32:24,876 But, yes, another journey that I've really been going on 778 00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:27,564 since I've been here is with my makeup. 779 00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:29,752 When I got here, we'll say I wasn't necessarily 780 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:31,916 doing "drag," per se. 781 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,553 I was more enhancing my natural beauty, yeah. 782 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,799 And everybody at home kept telling me how pretty I was, 783 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:39,823 which begs the question, 784 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,369 where were you when you realized your entire hometown 785 00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:43,394 was lying to you? 786 00:32:44,562 --> 00:32:46,197 Yeah, I was on television. 787 00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:48,132 Yeah, yeah. 788 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,473 A round of applause for the judges. 789 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,281 This table of icons. 790 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:00,036 You may notice that Ross and Carson 791 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:01,878 are not up there tonight. 792 00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:03,726 Unfortunately, they could not be here. 793 00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:05,688 They are filming "Die Hard 20" down the street. 794 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:07,617 Yeah, not exactly what I meant 795 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:09,697 when I wanted more diversity in Hollywood, 796 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:10,921 but you take what you can get. 797 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,489 On the judges' panel, 798 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:14,759 we have Ursula the Sea Witch, everybody. 799 00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,595 Give it up for Ts Madison. 800 00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:21,350 Your critiques have got some of these girls really nervous. 801 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:22,599 Oh. 802 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,379 And when I say "these girls," I do mean myself. 803 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,038 I am very nervous around you. 804 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,552 And with that, I think that's my time. 805 00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:31,852 Y'all have been an incredible audience... 806 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:32,876 So welcoming. 807 00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:35,224 And it is part of my job as the show opener 808 00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,315 to introduce our next pair of girls. 809 00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:40,009 These two are some of my closest friends 810 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,685 in the competition. 811 00:33:42,453 --> 00:33:44,213 So I can tell you from a really sincere place 812 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:47,025 that they're both rotted garbage people. 813 00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:48,492 Yeah. 814 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,895 Luxx Noir London and Loosey LaDuca. 815 00:33:51,629 --> 00:33:52,629 Thank you all so much. 816 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,868 Oh, hello. 817 00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:00,429 Now, first of all, give it up for Marcia Marcia Marcia. 818 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:03,341 Yes, oh, my God. Wasn't that such a funny joke? 819 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,011 Her comedy wasn't half bad either, am I right? 820 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:10,606 You know, Loosey, I'm sure nobody's ever told you this, 821 00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:12,283 but you have really nice teeth. 822 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:13,884 Thank you. 823 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:15,719 How do you keep them so white? 824 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,414 - I whiten them. - Oh, my God. 825 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:19,849 I didn't think you could get any whiter. 826 00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:21,591 Oh, wow. Okay, here's how. 827 00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:23,093 This is what you do. 828 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:24,908 You take the white strips, okay? 829 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,810 Now, those pesky directions will tell you 30 minutes. 830 00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:29,099 Forget it. Put them on. 831 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:30,767 Baby, you go to bed. 832 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,135 Oh, yeah. 833 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,157 Yeah, eight hours later, you're going to wake up, 834 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:36,846 and your teeth are going to be white. 835 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:39,977 They'll be on your pillow, but they will be white. 836 00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:41,846 How white do they get? 837 00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:43,881 Oh, girl, they get so white, 838 00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:47,385 they put mayonnaise on everything. 839 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,346 Oh, honey, I bet they get so white, they say, 840 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,323 can I speak to the manager, please? 841 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,993 Girl, they get so white, they find my comedy funny. 842 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,229 I know that's white. 843 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,168 It's good. I can say when it's good. 844 00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:08,838 I don't like saying it, but I can say it. 845 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,640 Now, Luxxy, I don't mean to embarrass you 846 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,402 in front of all of your fan, but... 847 00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:18,583 I heard a nasty rumor that you might have a sugar daddy. 848 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:21,085 A sugar daddy? 849 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:23,488 Actually, I do. 850 00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:26,390 He's so sweet, and I hear he has a friend. 851 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:27,991 Wink, wink. 852 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,253 Oh, sweetheart, listen, if I wanted a sugar daddy, 853 00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:33,609 I could probably get his number from you, right? 854 00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,971 Oh, yeah, girl, no, of course, of course, of course. 855 00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:38,412 All right, listen, we got to get out of here, okay? 856 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,605 I am late for my lobotomy. 857 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,876 Our next duo consists of a legend, an icon, a star, 858 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:47,930 a former Miss Continental, and a trailblazer 859 00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:49,546 in our community. 860 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:52,550 And the other one is Anetra. 861 00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:58,856 We are the two stoned queens. 862 00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:01,137 - You know what I mean? - Mm-hmm. 863 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:02,745 We're living the California dream. 864 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:04,754 We're living the California sober dream, 865 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:05,862 you know what I mean? 866 00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:07,264 Yeah. Yeah. 867 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,001 I'm feeling like Demi Lovato up in here. 868 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,729 - Love it. Love it. - My name is Anetra. 869 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,071 I'm from Sin City, Las Vegas. 870 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:19,195 So that means that I have a venereal disease 871 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,280 and I can show you a great time. 872 00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:26,317 And now some canned bits. 873 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,720 You know, sex is a misdemeanor. 874 00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:31,989 - Oh, really? - Oh, yeah. 875 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:34,637 The more you miss, the meaner you get. 876 00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:36,160 Oh. 877 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,148 You know what else they say? 878 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,269 They say sex is a lot like playing bridge. 879 00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:41,598 What do you mean? 880 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,610 Well, if you don't have a good partner, 881 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:44,754 you better have a good hand. 882 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,737 Ow! 883 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,985 You know what I love more than canned bits is... 884 00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,874 - You know what I love? - I think I know. 885 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:52,109 - I think you know. - I think I do. 886 00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:54,512 Yeah, I think you know. 887 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:58,249 - We love some... - Laganja. 888 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:02,253 Oh, yes, mama, let's get sickening, 889 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:05,122 okurrrrr? 890 00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:10,394 They're not getting a lot of laughs. 891 00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:12,830 There's some dead air in there. 892 00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,385 Stoned queens... we just get such a bad rap, you know? 893 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:19,503 Yeah, it's like we're lazy, we're forgettable, 894 00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:22,005 - we get the munchies. - Yeah. Yeah. 895 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,542 - We're forgetful. - Wait. 896 00:37:25,509 --> 00:37:26,709 We're... You already did that. 897 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:30,005 Oh, right, right, right. Anyway... 898 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:30,915 Wait. What were we talking about, again? 899 00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:32,515 Well... 900 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,467 I'm feeling a little bad for them at this point. 901 00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:41,225 God, this bit is lasting longer than Yvie Oddly's dick. 902 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,160 Yeah, I went there. 903 00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:45,806 It's like a bell. Can't unring it, all right? 904 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:46,830 Let's just go for it. 905 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,098 All right. 906 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,277 What we really want to talk about 907 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,837 is Michelle's huge balls. 908 00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:54,304 Ew. 909 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,566 Michelle Visage's balls are so big, 910 00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:00,711 she lovingly refers to them as Latrice and Eureka. 911 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,583 But unlike Latrice and Eureka, 912 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,619 Michelle's balls have lasted 913 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,789 an entire season of "Drag Race." 914 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:14,283 - Damn. - Our time for you is over. 915 00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:16,719 Welcome to the stage our next two divas, 916 00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:20,931 Salina EsTitties and STD's Mistress Isabelle Brooks. 917 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,801 - Thank you, good night. - Whoo! 918 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,256 Thank you, Sasha and Anetra. 919 00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:29,807 Who knew getting high can bring such a new low, girl? 920 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,643 These people are so beautiful. 921 00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:35,311 Look at all the sexy men in the audience. 922 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:36,980 Ooh, you're right. 923 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,417 Ru does look good tonight, doesn't he? 924 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:41,911 Mistress, as a juicy, thick Latina, 925 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:44,067 it's hard to get a man sometimes. 926 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:45,201 They can't handle all this. 927 00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:47,356 One time I was at a Christmas party, 928 00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:49,372 and I was dressed as a pregnant Mrs. Claus. 929 00:38:49,727 --> 00:38:50,895 - As a who? - Yeah. 930 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,490 I had this prosthetic belly. It was out to, like, here. 931 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:55,999 Oh, bitch. 932 00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:58,979 And there was this fine piece of trade across the way. 933 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,273 He was hairy and veiny, and he was, like, 6'5". 934 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,276 He came over to me, right? He said, 'sup. 935 00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:08,713 I want to feel that baby from the inside. 936 00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:12,795 Girl, so I sent him my address, right? 937 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:14,864 I run home, I throw my shoes off, 938 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:18,773 - I take my hip pads off, right? - You keep the belly on, bitch? 939 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:21,125 Duh, you can't get pregnant twice. 940 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:22,727 So I text trade. 941 00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:26,440 I said, meet me in the communal laundry room downstairs, okay? 942 00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:28,866 I put on my chanclas, I run over, I open the door. 943 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:32,837 Trade is bent over the dryer on its final spin cycle. 944 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:34,438 No, ma'am! 945 00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:37,173 His figgy pudding just shaking in midair. 946 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,128 Remember, he was 6'5", girl. 947 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:40,677 I'm trying to get in. 948 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,639 - Reach, reach, girl, reach. - I can't reach. 949 00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:46,684 So I whisper in his ear, right? I'll be right back, papi. 950 00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:48,285 I run upstairs, 951 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,613 I grab my highest pair of platform stiletto heels, 952 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,476 put them on, I kick open the door. 953 00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:55,926 He's vanished. 954 00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:58,414 It was just me and my unborn child 955 00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,565 and a hot, steamy load of laundry. 956 00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:05,087 Girl, that's why I don't even entertain trade in drag. 957 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,582 I was craving a little Mexican, so I hopped on the hook-up apps 958 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:09,606 to go shopping... 959 00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,074 You know, the yellow Facebook. 960 00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:14,578 And I found this sickening papi, girl. 961 00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:19,383 He was hairy, veiny, and 6'5". 962 00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,117 He sounds perfect. 963 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,419 Girl, he was. 964 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:24,297 So I start doing my normal routine 965 00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:25,361 before a trade comes over. 966 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:29,593 I dim the lights, I put on some seductive music. 967 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,081 I like something sexy and sensual. 968 00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:35,077 I just knew papi was going to make me go... 969 00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:40,471 Ooh, I was ready to get me a piece. 970 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,532 Okay, girl, get to the point. 971 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,567 There's a lot of unnecessary detail 972 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,276 that isn't really funny. 973 00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:48,751 I heard a knock at my door, so I run. 974 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,381 And as soon as I open the door, 975 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,069 he looked even better than his picture. 976 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,944 So I took him to the bedroom. 977 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,140 And, baby, you know I got to work. 978 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,282 And then all of a sudden, he goes, "Aah! What is that?" 979 00:41:00,524 --> 00:41:01,725 Girl, I flip on the switch. 980 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,367 Tell me why there's a big-ass rhinestone on this man's... 981 00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:06,763 Pinga? 982 00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:08,431 Bitch, you already know. 983 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,493 So I take that stone from his disco stick so fast. 984 00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:12,936 Wait, so what happened? 985 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:13,971 Girl, before I could even get back to the session, 986 00:41:14,572 --> 00:41:15,572 he was gone. 987 00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:16,673 What? 988 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,181 What about the rhinestone? 989 00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:19,610 Oh, girl, it's right here. 990 00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:21,551 What is that? Ooh, hold on. 991 00:41:24,715 --> 00:41:27,485 Ignacio. 992 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,146 Good night, you guys. Thank you so much. 993 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,021 You've been a lovely audience. 994 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:40,731 The world is your runway 995 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,134 Category is Rip Her To Shreds. 996 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:49,173 Up first, Marcia Marcia Marcia. 997 00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:53,777 What, did Jan win or something? 998 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:56,680 Honey, I am limping down this runway, girl. 999 00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:58,955 I'm a pageant queen, and I won, 1000 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,028 and all the girls didn't think that I deserved it. 1001 00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:03,721 So they tore apart my dress. 1002 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:05,668 And, of course, I'm crying, 1003 00:42:06,423 --> 00:42:07,983 'cause this is supposed to be my moment. 1004 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,960 If I can be beautiful and in pain 1005 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,097 and funny at the same time, that's drag, mama. 1006 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:17,067 You know, these pageants can be so cutthroat. 1007 00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:18,869 Loosey LaDuca... 1008 00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:21,972 Viola Swamp really got a makeover. 1009 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,309 I'm giving you Nosferatu realness, girl. 1010 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,212 I am serving a Victorian vampire queen. 1011 00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:31,493 She's been alive hundreds and hundreds of years, 1012 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:34,919 and all of her clothing has been dragging through the mud, 1013 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,789 and everything is just torn and spooky-ooky-kooky. 1014 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,457 I look dead. 1015 00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:42,365 Interview with a glampire. 1016 00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:45,661 I got to tell you, the dry cleaners in Transylvania 1017 00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:47,932 are the worst. 1018 00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:50,034 Luxx Noir London... 1019 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,269 I can see her wee-wee pole. 1020 00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:53,770 Yes. 1021 00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:56,540 This look was inspired by RuPaul herself. 1022 00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:58,955 She wore this look in the 1980s. 1023 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:02,446 She was in a punk rock band called Wee Wee Pole. 1024 00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:06,450 It's just like this shiny kind of Liberace, Mad Max type 1025 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:07,917 of feel. 1026 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,853 This hair is the largest hair 1027 00:43:10,988 --> 00:43:12,548 that I have ever worn in my entire life. 1028 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:14,190 Like, it's just giving. 1029 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:16,285 This is true supermodel vibes right now. 1030 00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:18,601 This look is giving me déjà Ru. 1031 00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,331 Yes. 1032 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:21,966 Sasha Colby... 1033 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:23,767 She's got great jeans. 1034 00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:26,937 From the House of Rip Torn. 1035 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,807 Nothing gets between me and my Calvins... 1036 00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:31,542 except all that ass. 1037 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:38,015 This gown is a denim dream shredded to bits. 1038 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:41,118 It's giving you early-2000s VMA. 1039 00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:43,539 I feel like a "TRL" moment, honey. 1040 00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:45,956 I feel like that "Total Request Live." 1041 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:49,693 I shred what I shred. 1042 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:51,662 Anetra... 1043 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,299 If you stay shreddy, you ain't got to get shreddy. 1044 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,947 I am giving you this shredded catsuit. 1045 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,809 My concept is a lotus shredding through the mud 1046 00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:03,465 and coming out to blossom on top of the lake. 1047 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,001 I'm giving you hot pink underneath 1048 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:06,676 to represent the lotus, 1049 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,855 and I'm giving you green to represent the water 1050 00:44:08,879 --> 00:44:09,879 and the murkiness of it. 1051 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:12,361 Lotus flowers can only blossom when they're 1052 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:13,984 in muddy or dirty waters. 1053 00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:16,596 You kind of have to, like, go through something 1054 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,780 to come out on top and shine. 1055 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:19,355 Ripped for her pleasure. 1056 00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:23,293 Salina EsTitties... 1057 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:27,064 This week my runway is the story of a woman 1058 00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:29,299 escaping for a better life. 1059 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,369 My mom told me how she got to America. 1060 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,205 She was 17, running, crossing the border. 1061 00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:37,153 No one knows how hard it is 1062 00:44:37,741 --> 00:44:39,301 and what that takes, trying to get here. 1063 00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,183 Baby, I got my big Latina hair, 1064 00:44:41,912 --> 00:44:43,432 I got my cobija that's shredded, honey. 1065 00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:46,241 My runway is dedicated to every Latina mother 1066 00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:48,752 who wanted more for their family. 1067 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:52,156 Mistress Isabelle Brooks... 1068 00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:55,626 She is booked, burnt, and blessed. 1069 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,828 I didn't burn, I crystallized. 1070 00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:00,296 It's Madonna's "Material Girl" meets 1071 00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:04,034 Mugler meets Moschino with just a hint of Texas drag. 1072 00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:05,768 I look so fierce. 1073 00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:06,936 I feel so fashionable. 1074 00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:09,218 And the judges are eating it up. 1075 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,842 Y'all see the shape, honey. Boop, boop. 1076 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:13,443 Sickening. 1077 00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:16,413 Honey, her pussy is on broil. 1078 00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:19,775 She's got one in the pink and two in her butthole. 1079 00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:25,521 Welcome, queens. 1080 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:27,891 It's time for the judges' critiques, 1081 00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:31,061 starting with Marcia Marcia Marcia. 1082 00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:33,764 So, Marcia, you had to start the show. 1083 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:35,566 It's a tough gig to do. 1084 00:45:36,967 --> 00:45:39,136 You landed some laughs, but most of it kind of just 1085 00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:40,870 started to fall flat. 1086 00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:43,519 I think it just wasn't really funny enough. 1087 00:45:44,641 --> 00:45:46,677 But you clearly have such a great stage presence. 1088 00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:49,165 You just forgot to do that logline 1089 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,601 for the movie to explain why you picked "Die Hard 20." 1090 00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:54,461 Like, if they could have been like, 1091 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:56,205 Carson and Ross are starring in "Top Gun 3," 1092 00:45:56,653 --> 00:45:59,056 just the volleyball scene. 1093 00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:01,901 Tonight on the runway... Though, I love this look, 1094 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:03,227 Loosey did it not too long ago. 1095 00:46:04,661 --> 00:46:06,661 So, if I were you, I would have been a crafty queen 1096 00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:08,364 and thought of something else to do. 1097 00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:10,732 When there are seven girls left, it has to be more. 1098 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,803 More, more, more. 1099 00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:15,305 Up next, Loosey LaDuca. 1100 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,033 What I like about this look is that this 1101 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:19,248 is very different for you. 1102 00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:21,078 It's creepy and Bram Stoker-y. 1103 00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:22,813 It's just so good. 1104 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:25,458 In the comedy challenge, you clearly have 1105 00:46:25,482 --> 00:46:26,642 such a strong stage presence. 1106 00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:29,031 And that was clear from the jump. 1107 00:46:29,186 --> 00:46:30,786 And so we had a lot of high expectations, 1108 00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:32,528 and you really rose to the challenge. 1109 00:46:32,856 --> 00:46:34,216 - It was really great. - Thank you. 1110 00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:35,769 Girl, those white jokes were so funny to me, honey. 1111 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,795 I almost fell out of my skin. 1112 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,282 You did a really good job tonight. 1113 00:46:40,898 --> 00:46:43,066 All right, up next, Luxx Noir London. 1114 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,374 - You are so funny. - Thank you. 1115 00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:48,563 And we had talked yesterday about... because I couldn't hear 1116 00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,059 some of the words you were saying, 1117 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,580 and I could hear every word you said. 1118 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:53,362 You were wonderful together. 1119 00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:55,284 I thought your timing was good. 1120 00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:57,690 I thought you were listening to what Loosey was saying. 1121 00:46:57,714 --> 00:46:59,483 You really did a wonderful job, Luxx. 1122 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,362 You came here to win this competition, didn't you? 1123 00:47:02,386 --> 00:47:03,386 - Absolutely. - Oh, yes. 1124 00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:04,887 I love this look. 1125 00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:06,800 I love the way it's a homage to the mother. 1126 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:07,824 You get it. 1127 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:09,738 Let me just talk about this look. 1128 00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:10,227 I'm going to try to talk about it 1129 00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:11,961 without crying, okay? 1130 00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:15,065 Because I wore this look in 1986, 1131 00:47:16,433 --> 00:47:18,553 and it just brings back so many great memories for me, 1132 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:22,105 because I was this freak running around New York City. 1133 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:26,343 And if you would've asked me if I'd be sitting in this seat 1134 00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:28,877 hosting a television show back then, 1135 00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:31,157 you know what my answer would have been? 1136 00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:32,182 - Yes? - Yes. 1137 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:35,719 So it all comes full circle. 1138 00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:37,721 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1139 00:47:38,889 --> 00:47:40,289 Up next, Sasha Colby. 1140 00:47:40,724 --> 00:47:41,768 When you bent that corner, I said, baby, 1141 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,327 she tore that shit up. 1142 00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:45,996 This is why in the comedy challenge 1143 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,732 I was like, girl, nah. 1144 00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,973 You trying to rely on this stoner stuff, honey. 1145 00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:53,536 Yeah. There was a lot of lulls. 1146 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:55,531 The pacing needed to stay up. 1147 00:47:56,673 --> 00:47:58,633 It's really hard to make new Michelle Visage balls 1148 00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,196 and dick jokes, and you made fresh ones 1149 00:48:01,578 --> 00:48:02,578 that were really good. 1150 00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:06,020 But that was probably, like, the peak of the performance. 1151 00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:08,483 I just wanted more of that, and you have it in you. 1152 00:48:08,785 --> 00:48:10,185 You're a very naturally funny queen. 1153 00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:13,261 You're Sasha Colby, girl. I want more from you. 1154 00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:14,824 Anetra. 1155 00:48:15,592 --> 00:48:17,152 I just think for you, there were moments 1156 00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:18,827 like I felt you were lost or scared, 1157 00:48:19,796 --> 00:48:21,756 and I felt like Sasha was doing the heavy lifting. 1158 00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,067 So I wanted more confidence, which is weird, 1159 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:26,779 because when you come out here in drag, 1160 00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:27,803 you're powerful. 1161 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:29,191 Michelle's absolutely right. 1162 00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:31,453 The confidence you have on the runway, 1163 00:48:32,442 --> 00:48:34,282 and you have so much confidence on this runway, 1164 00:48:34,678 --> 00:48:38,015 is yours for the taking throughout your life. 1165 00:48:39,349 --> 00:48:40,989 But I am really enjoying this look, honey. 1166 00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:44,421 It gives me body, and I'm a body girl. 1167 00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:47,357 And I like the way you... Yes, do that again. 1168 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:49,091 Ooh, let me see that. 1169 00:48:49,459 --> 00:48:51,795 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1170 00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:53,964 Up next, Salina EsTitties. 1171 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:56,338 Let's talk about the challenge. 1172 00:48:57,067 --> 00:48:58,667 I want to give you credit because you got 1173 00:48:59,069 --> 00:49:00,537 to the storyline quicker. 1174 00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:02,271 I thought it was funny. 1175 00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:03,919 I thought the execution was good. 1176 00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:06,021 I think you look absolutely beautiful, 1177 00:49:06,843 --> 00:49:08,443 and I love the story that you're telling. 1178 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,466 I think I might have been even more excited about this look 1179 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:15,085 had it just been a dress made from that blanket 1180 00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:17,613 and you had really made it couture. 1181 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,102 I think that would have been something 1182 00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:22,492 that we've truly never seen on this runway before. 1183 00:49:23,093 --> 00:49:24,093 All right. 1184 00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:26,630 Mistress Isabelle Brooks. 1185 00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:28,865 This look tonight... stunning. 1186 00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:30,893 It's burnt-up Marilyn Monroe. 1187 00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:32,803 It's just fun. It's drag. 1188 00:49:34,237 --> 00:49:36,573 I love the way that you, as a big girl, come out, 1189 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,015 and you serve the girls, honey, letting people know, 1190 00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:43,113 honey, that we thick girls are gorgeously burnt up, too, okay? 1191 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:45,948 - Yes, ma'am. - You also came a long way. 1192 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:47,927 When we were doing the rehearsal, 1193 00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:49,791 you were not interacting with Salina that much. 1194 00:49:50,687 --> 00:49:52,087 But on the day, you guys were really 1195 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:53,903 bouncing off of each other. 1196 00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:57,260 I felt like you were two preachers delivering 1197 00:49:58,128 --> 00:49:59,696 the unholiest of sermons. 1198 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:05,433 Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1199 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:07,070 While you untuck in the workroom, 1200 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,240 the judges and I will deliberate. 1201 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:13,095 All right, now, just between us girlfriends, 1202 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:14,544 what do you think? 1203 00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,681 Let's start with Marcia Marcia Marcia. 1204 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,684 Going first is not always a bad spot. 1205 00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:24,359 Remember when Bosco opened up the show and she bodied it? 1206 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,656 So it can really be an advantage. 1207 00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:30,298 And she did fine, but for this competition at this point, 1208 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,028 you have to do great. 1209 00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:35,410 The thing is, she's very green when it comes to drag. 1210 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,440 And a lot of what she learned in theater school 1211 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:39,803 needs to be dragged up. 1212 00:50:41,004 --> 00:50:42,644 All right, let's move on to Loosey LaDuca. 1213 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,420 In the challenge, she was kind of holding court, 1214 00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:47,286 because she's the one with the most experience 1215 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:48,470 in this between her and Luxx. 1216 00:50:48,812 --> 00:50:50,092 And I felt very, very comfortable 1217 00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:51,213 and confident with her. 1218 00:50:51,948 --> 00:50:53,526 I think they could have been tighter as a whole. 1219 00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:54,870 - Tighter as a whole. - Thank you. 1220 00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:56,932 But she was very strong tonight in general. 1221 00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:58,287 I was proud of her. 1222 00:50:58,355 --> 00:50:59,355 Luxx Noir London. 1223 00:51:00,323 --> 00:51:03,226 Every time I see her, she always wows me. 1224 00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,929 I thought she was the most improved out 1225 00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:07,917 of the bunch from yesterday. 1226 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,452 And on the runway, that look was just smart. 1227 00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:12,774 Not because it's kissing up to you, which, hey, 1228 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:15,472 I'm always here for. 1229 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,876 But also the reimagining of this look was so well done. 1230 00:51:20,944 --> 00:51:22,384 - A very smart move, you know? - Yes. 1231 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,014 Let's talk about Sasha Colby. 1232 00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:26,582 Somehow the only joke I can remember 1233 00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:29,717 is Michelle's balls being named Eureka and Latrice. 1234 00:51:30,687 --> 00:51:32,327 That was the strongest one. 1235 00:51:33,290 --> 00:51:35,250 Which is a good sign, because that joke was great. 1236 00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:36,638 But then it's kind of a bad sign, 1237 00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:38,471 because I don't really remember the rest of the set. 1238 00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:40,597 Honey, she tears those looks up every time. 1239 00:51:41,798 --> 00:51:45,001 But can you always rely on your looks? 1240 00:51:45,635 --> 00:51:46,002 I don't know. 1241 00:51:46,636 --> 00:51:47,636 Anetra. 1242 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,750 Every time she hits the runway, she kills it out here. 1243 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,075 She's got the best walk 1244 00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:55,121 - in this entire competition. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1245 00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:57,481 In the challenge, though, she got so lost in the situation 1246 00:51:58,915 --> 00:52:01,017 that I don't remember any funny part of her skit. 1247 00:52:02,185 --> 00:52:03,705 The pot-reference thing really threw us 1248 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,134 into a different direction. 1249 00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,700 - It also never went anywhere. - And it never went anywhere. 1250 00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:09,164 - Yeah. - It didn't deliver anything. 1251 00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:10,586 All right, let's talk about Salina. 1252 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,361 I thought she improved a great deal. 1253 00:52:12,762 --> 00:52:14,402 When Michelle and I watched the rehearsal, 1254 00:52:14,898 --> 00:52:16,976 we sat through, like, two presidential administrations. 1255 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,668 100%. 100%. 1256 00:52:19,536 --> 00:52:21,638 But she really cut out a lot 1257 00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:25,509 and got to the juicy meat of the story sooner. 1258 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,979 I could not stand the dress that she was wearing 1259 00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:30,713 underneath that jacket. 1260 00:52:31,515 --> 00:52:33,355 She looked like she was wrapped up in bandages. 1261 00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:35,877 Let's move on to her scene partner, Mistress. 1262 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,197 I thought they worked very well together. 1263 00:52:38,221 --> 00:52:39,661 I thought they lifted one another up. 1264 00:52:40,123 --> 00:52:42,003 But the story took a little bit too long for me. 1265 00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:43,338 And you can see her setting it up 1266 00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,254 to get to the punchline at the end. 1267 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,436 You know, the real meat of that story 1268 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,424 is that she just starts giving head to a dude 1269 00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:51,967 and one of her rhinestones is on the tip. 1270 00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:55,572 So she could have started the story right then and there. 1271 00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:58,226 But she still clearly is a funny queen. 1272 00:52:58,909 --> 00:53:00,210 She's just not quite there yet. 1273 00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:02,524 - All right. - Silence. 1274 00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:04,314 I have made my decision. 1275 00:53:05,048 --> 00:53:07,450 Bring back my girls. 1276 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,386 Welcome back, ladies. 1277 00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:11,253 I've made some decisions. 1278 00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:18,962 Salina EsTitties and Mistress Isabelle Brooks, 1279 00:53:20,096 --> 00:53:23,099 your hook-up stories tickled our funny bones. 1280 00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:27,504 You are safe. 1281 00:53:28,672 --> 00:53:30,152 You may step to the back of the stage. 1282 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,407 - Thank you so much. - Gracias. 1283 00:53:34,611 --> 00:53:37,314 Loosey LaDuca and Luxx Noir London, 1284 00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:40,283 tonight you had the white stuff. 1285 00:53:44,521 --> 00:53:46,121 Condragulations, you are both the winners 1286 00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:47,356 of this week's challenge. 1287 00:53:49,492 --> 00:53:53,163 You've each won a cash prize of $5,000 1288 00:53:54,364 --> 00:53:56,166 courtesy of Bubly Sparkling Water. 1289 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,034 Money. 1290 00:53:58,768 --> 00:53:59,768 Thank you so much. 1291 00:54:01,371 --> 00:54:02,572 I am so excited, 1292 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,751 because we honestly worked really well together, 1293 00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:08,178 and we both deserve. 1294 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,948 Marcia Marcia Marcia, 1295 00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,985 we needed more, more, more. 1296 00:54:15,852 --> 00:54:18,521 Sasha Colby, to be blunt, 1297 00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:22,659 your stoner comedy was a little half-baked. 1298 00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:25,962 Anetra, you shredded the runway, 1299 00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:28,832 but your comedy had some holes in it. 1300 00:54:31,968 --> 00:54:34,804 Sasha Colby... 1301 00:54:35,405 --> 00:54:36,405 you are safe. 1302 00:54:39,576 --> 00:54:40,576 Thank you so much. 1303 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:45,282 Marcia, Anetra, I'm sorry, my dears, 1304 00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:48,752 but you are up for elimination. 1305 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:53,023 This is the first time I am in the bottom two. 1306 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,444 Like, my heart is beating so fast. 1307 00:54:56,059 --> 00:54:57,739 I'm just, like, trying to keep myself calm. 1308 00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:00,642 I know that Anetra is one of the best performers 1309 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,777 in this competition, and I know that Anetra 1310 00:55:02,899 --> 00:55:03,899 is going to turn it out. 1311 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:06,754 So I'm going to try and turn it out just as hard. 1312 00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:08,805 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1313 00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:12,842 and save yourself from elimination. 1314 00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:17,414 The time has come 1315 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,849 for you to lip-synch... 1316 00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:23,219 for... your... life. 1317 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,490 Get ready, Marcia. 1318 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,027 I'm about to show you who's boss, bitch. 1319 00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:33,029 Good luck, 1320 00:55:33,763 --> 00:55:36,499 and don't fuck it up. 1321 00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:39,836 Mm, I ain't tryna 1322 00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:41,805 I ain't tryna 1323 00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:44,219 - I ain't tryna - Come on, bitch. 1324 00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:46,314 Yeah, ain't tryna to be cool like you 1325 00:55:46,743 --> 00:55:47,853 Wobbling around in your high-heeled shoes 1326 00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:48,877 I'm clumsy 1327 00:55:49,412 --> 00:55:50,492 Made friends with the floor 1328 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,494 Two for one, you know a bitch buy four 1329 00:55:52,749 --> 00:55:54,349 And two left feet, you know I always drop 1330 00:55:54,617 --> 00:55:55,897 First thing a girl did was a bop 1331 00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:58,213 I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top 1332 00:55:58,455 --> 00:56:00,055 Shook up the bottom, made a good girl pop 1333 00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:01,710 You ain't even here to party 1334 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:03,485 Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie 1335 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,638 I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow 1336 00:56:05,662 --> 00:56:06,822 Backbend till I touch my toes 1337 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:08,764 I don't wanna row, row, row the boat 1338 00:56:09,632 --> 00:56:11,152 Wrist full of rocks, and I hope I float 1339 00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:14,690 Free Willy! 1340 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,450 I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke 1341 00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:18,474 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1342 00:56:19,242 --> 00:56:21,002 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1343 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,544 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1344 00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,306 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1345 00:56:25,348 --> 00:56:26,416 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1346 00:56:27,584 --> 00:56:29,344 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1347 00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:30,930 Said, bitch, I'm the after, you been the before 1348 00:56:30,954 --> 00:56:32,594 I been the stallion, you been the seahorse 1349 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,402 Don't need a report, don't need a press run 1350 00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:36,217 All of my bad pics been all my best ones 1351 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:37,959 I wear the hat, and I wear the pants 1352 00:56:38,628 --> 00:56:40,439 I am advanced, so I get advanced, and I do my dance 1353 00:56:40,463 --> 00:56:41,463 And cancel the plans 1354 00:56:42,532 --> 00:56:44,176 Said, boo, don't be mad 'cause you had a chance 1355 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,720 Drop, said, I took it, and I ran for it 1356 00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:47,070 I won it, then I stand on it 1357 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,718 Money on the floor when we dance on it 1358 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,800 Shine bright, finna put a tan on it 1359 00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:53,075 Said I ain't took it 1360 00:56:53,710 --> 00:56:54,830 I won it, then I stand on it 1361 00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,158 Money on the floor when we dance on it 1362 00:56:57,881 --> 00:56:59,225 Shine bright, finna put a tan on it 1363 00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,249 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1364 00:57:01,317 --> 00:57:03,077 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1365 00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:04,187 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1366 00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:06,932 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1367 00:57:06,956 --> 00:57:08,191 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1368 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:11,294 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1369 00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:21,004 Come on, Anetra! 1370 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,083 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1371 00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:25,107 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1372 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,869 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1373 00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:29,077 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1374 00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:31,490 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1375 00:57:31,514 --> 00:57:32,514 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1376 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:35,043 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1377 00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:36,618 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 1378 00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:40,123 I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss 1379 00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:53,469 Yes, ma'am. 1380 00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:55,638 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1381 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,014 Anetra... 1382 00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:08,051 shantay, you stay. 1383 00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:11,579 - You may join the other girls. - Thank you. 1384 00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:22,599 Marcia Marcia Marcia, we've got much more than a hunch 1385 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,101 that you are going to be 1386 00:58:25,702 --> 00:58:28,171 a big, big star. 1387 00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:31,708 Now, sashay away. 1388 00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:34,482 Thank you for helping me evolve who I was. 1389 00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:38,314 Thank you so much to all of you, really. 1390 00:58:39,048 --> 00:58:41,618 I love you, Marcia. 1391 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,352 Forget the nose. 1392 00:58:43,453 --> 00:58:44,453 Ow... 1393 00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:45,355 my heart. 1394 00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:47,390 Aw. 1395 00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:52,161 I'm honestly not super bummed. 1396 00:58:53,329 --> 00:58:55,009 I feel really proud of what I've done here. 1397 00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:57,245 Having just lip-synched against Anetra 1398 00:58:58,101 --> 00:59:00,061 and to have actually kind of put up a solid fight, 1399 00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:03,037 I feel really good. I pushed my makeup skills. 1400 00:59:03,506 --> 00:59:04,506 Oh, wait. Grammar. 1401 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,208 Most importantly, 1402 00:59:06,809 --> 00:59:08,089 Ariana Grande knows who I am now. 1403 00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:10,213 So, I mean, that's worth $200,000 to me. 1404 00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:16,019 Condragulations, queens. 1405 00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:19,660 And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell 1406 00:59:20,456 --> 00:59:21,856 are you going to love somebody else? 1407 00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:23,511 - Can I get an "amen" in here? - Amen. 1408 00:59:24,193 --> 00:59:25,828 All right. Now let the music play. 1409 00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:30,633 A little bit of love goes a long, long way 1410 00:59:31,768 --> 00:59:33,048 Lifting you up to a brighter day 1411 00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,471 Can you feel the love? 1412 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:40,910 Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"... 1413 00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:43,325 You'll be starring in "Wigloose." 1414 00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:45,348 Everybody's going wigloose 1415 00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,156 There's a queen that wants to come through 1416 00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:52,322 Ooh, everybody's going wigloose 1417 00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:54,189 You didn't miss a beat. 1418 00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:56,124 Cracking me up the whole time. 1419 00:59:56,192 --> 00:59:57,192 I hope you have fun, 1420 00:59:58,194 --> 00:59:59,754 because I feel like you're a workaholic. 1421 01:00:00,229 --> 01:00:01,229 I'm not even cutting up. 1422 01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:03,776 I just feel like you're not being real, Loosey. 1423 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,244 You think I'm not being real right now? 1424 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,268 There goes Loosey lying. 1425 01:00:09,472 --> 01:00:12,976 A little bit of love goes a long, long way 1426 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,079 Lifting you up to a brighter day 1427 01:00:17,246 --> 01:00:21,084 A little bit of love goes a long, long way 1428 01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:23,486 Turn it around when you up and say 1429 01:00:24,387 --> 01:00:26,489 Everybody say love, love, love 1430 01:00:27,223 --> 01:00:28,958 Love, oh, love, love 1431 01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:32,695 Love, love, love, oh, love, love 1432 01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:35,898 Love, can you feel the love? 1433 01:00:35,922 --> 01:00:37,922 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 106312

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