Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:01,073
On "RuPaul's Drag Race"...
2
00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:06,006
You need to conduct one-on-one
interviews for "50/50."
3
00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:08,547
- Get away from her...
- You bitch!
4
00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:11,854
- Cuchi, cuchi?
- Cuchi, cuchi.
5
00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,913
Grab the wheel! Oh, my God!
6
00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:16,559
We got the pizza going,
7
00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,060
and we're going to put it
in the oven.
8
00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:20,553
This is a hot-ass mess.
9
00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:22,287
Salina EsTitties.
10
00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:23,723
You kept talking over.
11
00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,659
Tell me the story
about a prosthetic leg.
12
00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,561
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.
13
00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,098
It became his interview of you.
14
00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:34,067
Sasha Colby.
15
00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:36,912
My favorite part, you
throwing the cards away.
16
00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:37,936
Who needs this?
17
00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:40,518
You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
18
00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,576
Salina EsTitties,
shantay, you stay.
19
00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,346
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,
20
00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,615
sashay away.
21
00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,059
Girl.
22
00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,079
We are back in the workroom,
23
00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,634
and Malaysia's been eliminated.
24
00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,423
I've lost one
of the closest people
25
00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:05,597
to me in the competition.
26
00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:07,959
She's, like, the true
definition of a sister.
27
00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,108
We loved, we fought, but
at the end of the day,
28
00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,030
we still kiki-ed and
we cut the fuck up.
29
00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:13,539
"Remain humble.
30
00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,800
"The fattest and the
baddest from Miami,
31
00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,044
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx."
32
00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,992
- Babydoll, Babydoll, Babydoll.
- Miss Salina, how you feeling?
33
00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:24,042
So, before I was
only in the bottom
34
00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:25,561
because, like,
design challenges.
35
00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,945
So it's only
the designs, you know?
36
00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,031
But now I'm officially
a bottom bitch, and, like,
37
00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:30,055
I didn't come into here
38
00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,870
thinking I was going to be that.
39
00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,103
Bitch, this is my
first time in the bottom,
40
00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,172
and I thought I was going to
be the one lip-synching.
41
00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,316
So, like, you got to shake
it off and just keep going.
42
00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,433
I don't think I did
that bad last week.
43
00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:42,374
Oh, bitch, that was quick.
44
00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:43,635
She knows her way
45
00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,915
around cleaning the mirror
at this point.
46
00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,650
I don't feel like the girls
see me as competition
47
00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,118
because I've been
in the bottom so much.
48
00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,462
But, listen,
I've allowed my light
49
00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:51,921
to be dimmed
up until this point.
50
00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,945
But, baby, not no more.
51
00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:54,866
No more
Mrs. Nice EsTitties, okay?
52
00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,184
She's coming out to play.
Let's go, bitches.
53
00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,539
Congratulations, auntie,
on your third win, babe.
54
00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,261
- You got it together.
- Thank y'all.
55
00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,125
Three maxi challenge wins.
56
00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,736
I mean, I really
felt like y'all were,
57
00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,760
like, going to be ahead.
58
00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,364
- How do you all feel?
- I'm surprised.
59
00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:13,859
- Yeah.
- I really expected to win.
60
00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,503
Are we that shocked?
61
00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,698
Loosey thinks she
should win every week.
62
00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,273
I'm definitely seeing me being
63
00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,214
this close to a win
as, like, okay, bitch,
64
00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:25,697
you have to get
the win next time.
65
00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,348
I hear the judges
telling me that I have
66
00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,562
what it takes to go all the way.
67
00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,891
I'm, like, right
behind Sasha, who is
68
00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:34,746
technically the front-runner.
69
00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,501
But I think I'm the front-runner
70
00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,996
in terms of charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
71
00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,628
So, statistically, I want
to be in second place,
72
00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,398
but I'm always going to
be in first place up here.
73
00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,168
How about we get out of drag?
74
00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,980
But don't get too comfy,
because the queen
75
00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,324
is coming for her crown,
yes, God.
76
00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,639
Yes, I am.
77
00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,821
I said the queen, not the beast.
78
00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:57,509
- I know.
- Ooh! Beast?
79
00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,446
I'm sure Loosey
and Luxx have the most
80
00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,859
fire under their asses, 'cause
they were both on the top
81
00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,643
and they both felt like
they should have won,
82
00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:07,620
and they smell
blood in the water.
83
00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,090
And it's three girls
away from the final four.
84
00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,727
Like, that's crazy
motivation for all of us.
85
00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,263
It's on.
86
00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,466
Is that Joey Jay?
87
00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,308
I'm a gay-ass bit...
I am a gay-ass bitch.
88
00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,573
"RuPaul's Drag Race"
89
00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:29,961
The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
90
00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,116
receives a one-year supply
91
00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:33,279
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
92
00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,649
and a gag-worthy
grand prize of $200,000
93
00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,383
served by Cash App.
94
00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,887
With extra-special
guest judge Ali Wong.
95
00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:44,608
"RuPaul's Drag Race,"
may the best drag queen win
96
00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,492
Best drag queen win
97
00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,499
Oh, not Kelly and Michelle.
98
00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:55,981
It is a new day in the workroom.
99
00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,972
We are top seven, which
is something I never
100
00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:00,919
thought I'd be able to say.
101
00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,352
That's not true. That's a big
lie that I just told,
102
00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,496
so I'm going to do it again.
103
00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,313
Kelly and Michelle.
104
00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:09,858
They're wearing more
makeup than Marcia.
105
00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:10,882
Shut up.
106
00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,705
Ha ha ha ha, Marcia
doesn't wear any makeup.
107
00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:15,855
Whoo.
108
00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:18,896
- Beyoncé looks are really fun.
- I loved mine.
109
00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:20,852
- Yeah.
- It was so sickening.
110
00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,261
I loved wearing my look.
111
00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,342
I felt really, really
beautiful in it.
112
00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,744
Why weren't you
pregnant, though?
113
00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:27,899
She wasn't very far along when
114
00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,721
she announced her pregnancy.
115
00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,948
You could see the bump on the
red carpet in the orange dress
116
00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,683
and you could see it in the
performance, sweetheart.
117
00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,867
I feel like you're insulting
me right now, and, like...
118
00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:38,320
No, I'm not insulting
her because she
119
00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,344
actually was pregnant.
120
00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,324
I'm insulting you because
you had a corset on, so...
121
00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:43,628
Literally Google
the performance.
122
00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:45,051
She was rubbing her baby bump.
123
00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,987
Yeah, but Beyoncé
has body, body, body.
124
00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,165
So I wanted to give
body, body, body.
125
00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:51,189
And belly bump.
126
00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,264
Wait, you didn't
have body on either.
127
00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:56,026
- You didn't have Beyoncé body.
- I had Beyoncé body on.
128
00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,339
Like the Luxx version
of the Beyoncé body.
129
00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:58,363
Yeah.
130
00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,010
So why can't I do the Loosey
version of Beyoncé body?
131
00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,411
Because I feel like
if you're pregnant,
132
00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,569
you should be pregnant.
133
00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:07,674
I'm just like, let
the unraveling begin.
134
00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,710
But she wasn't showing
in her pregnancy.
135
00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:12,657
You could go back and look.
136
00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,259
I don't have to, because I know.
137
00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,780
I know, too, because
I did the look.
138
00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,051
I came in second last week.
She didn't.
139
00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,038
So I don't really understand
140
00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,020
why she's
trying to sort of read me.
141
00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:23,823
But we all know the deal.
142
00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,361
Talent gets you to the
finale, not mind games.
143
00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:31,397
Ooh, girl.
144
00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,667
She done already
done had herses.
145
00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:36,568
Yeah.
146
00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,239
My queens, pardon my
French and Saunders,
147
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,609
but the Key and Peele
to making comedy
148
00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:47,447
is to know when to
Cheech and when to Chong.
149
00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,783
Now, go back to Broad City
where you belong.
150
00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,158
- Oh, my God.
- Definitely duos.
151
00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,121
- Comedy duos.
- Yeah.
152
00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:56,855
Hello, hello, hello.
153
00:05:58,624 --> 00:05:59,792
She's Miss Harley Queen.
154
00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,596
Ladykins, America's
next drag superstar
155
00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,099
needs to have all
the right moves.
156
00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,568
So for today's mini challenge,
157
00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:12,739
we're going to celebrate
a queer art form.
158
00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:15,074
Yes, yes, yes.
159
00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:20,012
We are throwing ourselves a
Harlem vogue ball, darling.
160
00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:24,335
I am looking for
popping, dipping,
161
00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,853
and spinning, sha-blam.
162
00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:28,453
Fierce.
163
00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:29,688
All of it, darlings.
164
00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:34,494
You've got 15 minutes to
get into quick voguing drag.
165
00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:36,401
So don't just stand there.
166
00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:37,530
Let's get to it.
167
00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,166
Death drop.
168
00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,940
I have nothing to
wear for this challenge.
169
00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:46,873
Nipple ring.
170
00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,613
Calling all
the up-and-coming children.
171
00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,518
Category is
I'm So Into Voguing Right Now.
172
00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,554
DJ, hit it.
173
00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:06,225
From the House of East Orange,
Luxx Noir London.
174
00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:08,795
Ooh!
175
00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,764
Work, hey.
176
00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,600
Face, face, face, serving face.
177
00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,774
From the Casa LaDuca,
Loosey LaDuca.
178
00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,710
No foam here.
179
00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,445
I'm just kidding.
180
00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,891
Loosey's been saying
the whole competition,
181
00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,716
"I got tricks, I got tricks."
182
00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,252
Baby, she pulled
out a cartwheel.
183
00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,623
Butch-queen realness.
184
00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:45,364
From the House of EsTitties, Salina.
185
00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,240
Salina is, like,
flopping side to side.
186
00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:56,187
Someone's going to get hit.
187
00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,345
- What is happening?
- Banjee girl realness.
188
00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,983
From the Brady Dynasty,
Marcia Marcia Marcia.
189
00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:08,254
Work.
190
00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,891
Yes, all of New York is
wrapped up in you, darling.
191
00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,161
From the
Colby Carrington Dynasty,
192
00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,029
Sasha Colby.
193
00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:20,032
Opulence, you own everything.
194
00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,777
Come on!
195
00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:46,158
Class is in session
with our Miss Brooks.
196
00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,059
Yes, bae.
Come on, bae.
197
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,663
Ooh!
198
00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,111
Ooh, I guess she
forgot to shave.
199
00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:57,702
Put it on, bitch.
200
00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,273
Go beat that mug, bitch.
201
00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,547
Shut up.
202
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,147
Here it comes.
203
00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:12,351
Yeah!
204
00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:16,822
From the House of You Better
Walk That Fucking Duck, Anetra.
205
00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:23,629
Put the bass in that duck walk.
206
00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,307
Oh, my God!
207
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,577
Oh, my God!
208
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,311
Ah! Oh, my God!
209
00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:43,715
Category closed.
210
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,852
Category is closed.
211
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,222
Wow.
212
00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:54,594
Okay, queens, I saw
stars and statements.
213
00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:58,898
But one of you was a legend.
214
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,334
Oh, pit crew?
215
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:06,806
Careful, you're gonna
put somebody's eyes out
216
00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:08,406
with that thing.
217
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,742
I wish he would.
218
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,417
The winner
of today's mini challenge,
219
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,648
snatching
the grand prize trophy is...
220
00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:20,820
Anetra.
221
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,358
Condragulations.
222
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:29,862
You've won a cash prize
of $2,500.
223
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,232
Ah!
224
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,134
Oh.
Oh, no.
225
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,170
My queens, drag reminds us
226
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,807
to not take life too seriously.
227
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:43,948
So, for today's maxi challenge,
228
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:48,080
Bubly wants us all
to crack a smile,
229
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,721
because you'll be
performing stand-up
230
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:55,221
in front of a live audience
at the Bubly Comedy Festival.
231
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,223
- Wow.
- Wow.
232
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,578
Now, I wouldn't consider
myself a stand-up comic,
233
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,587
but I do love some
sit-down comedy.
234
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,799
It's too funny.
235
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,202
Oh, pit crew?
236
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,304
I'm parched.
237
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,041
What you got in that trunk?
238
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,644
Now, to randomly divide
you into comedy duos...
239
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,600
You need to reach
into this cooler
240
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,985
and pull out a can
of Bubly sparkling water.
241
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,333
All right, up first,
Sasha Colby.
242
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,123
Come pick your Bubly drink.
243
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,693
No peeking.
244
00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:35,961
Sasha has mango.
245
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,831
Up next,
it's Marcia Marcia Marcia.
246
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,331
Oh.
247
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,335
- Marcia has blackberry.
- Ooh.
248
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,406
Ooh, Loosey got lime.
249
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,143
Luxx Noir London...
250
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,380
Luxx, you've got lime.
251
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,481
That means you're with Loosey.
252
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,423
I feel like Loosey may struggle
253
00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:58,818
with this being with Luxx.
254
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,418
Oh, my God!
255
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,413
Weren't they fighting
this morning?
256
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:05,690
And they're together.
257
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,864
Salina EsTitties.
258
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,967
Salina got cherry.
259
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,536
Anetra, you got mango.
260
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,839
That means you are with Sasha.
261
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,808
Mistress, pick your poison.
262
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,103
I am praying to the drag gods
263
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,798
that I will be with a good
team this time, bitch.
264
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,449
I am ready for my
redemption era.
265
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,485
Mistress got blackberry.
266
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,854
So she is with Marcia.
267
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,323
Oh, my bestie.
268
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,093
Now, Salina, you
alone have cherry.
269
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,062
You have a choice.
270
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,631
You can choose to perform solo,
271
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,702
or you can steal a partner
272
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,139
from one of the paired queens.
273
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,307
Ooh.
274
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,544
There is a positive
and a very big negative
275
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:00,958
to going solo in this challenge.
276
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,261
On one hand, I can
really impress them
277
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,669
and, like, get a redemption.
278
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,250
On the other, it can go south,
279
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,412
and it's no one's fault
but my own.
280
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,657
So, Salina, what say you?
281
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,726
I'll steal a queen.
282
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,476
Two titties are
better than one titty.
283
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:19,664
All right.
284
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,835
Which queen do you
choose to steal?
285
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:24,937
I'll take Mistress over here.
286
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:27,106
Ooh.
287
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,409
Oh, I'm sorry, bestie.
I know you wanted me.
288
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,925
That means Marcia Marcia Marcia,
289
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,749
you'll be working
solo, solo, solo.
290
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,034
Anetra, because you
won the mini challenge,
291
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,827
you get to decide
the order of performance.
292
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,397
Later today you'll
workshop your material
293
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,766
with Michelle Visage
294
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,154
and our extra-special
guest judge,
295
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,304
comedy sensation Ali Wong.
296
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,141
Shut up.
297
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:07,112
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best queen win.
298
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,750
Cheers to me.
299
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:13,658
Out of all the challenges,
300
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,398
this is the one that
I'm the most nervous about.
301
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,489
Fuck.
302
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:22,595
Oh, my God, Anetra,
I love your hair today.
303
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,329
Lay it on us, girl.
304
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,234
This week's maxi challenge
is a stand-up-comedy challenge.
305
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,171
Anetra gets to pick the
lineup for the comedy show.
306
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,812
Now, this can make
or break your act.
307
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,801
If you are starting and
you don't have a good act,
308
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,950
it's really going to bomb.
309
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,732
And if you go last and
you don't have a good act,
310
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:42,915
it's really going to bomb.
311
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:44,902
All right, what's the sitch?
312
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,519
- So, opening, we have Marcia.
- Great.
313
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,120
I know myself.
314
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,055
If I were to go in the middle,
315
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,835
I would be sitting in the
chair running it in my head
316
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:55,019
over and over and over again.
317
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,634
So I'm really happy
I just get to, like, do it,
318
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,030
and I'm done.
319
00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,172
Next will be Luxx and
Loosey, then Sasha and I.
320
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,638
And closing, we have
the divalicious divas...
321
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,919
- Okay, I'm down with it.
- Mistress and Salina.
322
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:10,781
What was your, like,
plan of, like...
323
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,621
- Process.
- Yeah, what was your process
324
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,946
of choosing us in that lineup?
325
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,825
I don't have to tell y'all
nothing if I don't want to.
326
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,849
Ooh!
327
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,091
She said, we're
down to seven, henny.
328
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,380
Oh, thank God my Anetra
tattoo was only temporary.
329
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,164
Miss Anetra was very
strategic with her lineup.
330
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,694
- Thanks, Aneech.
- Thank you, girl.
331
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,336
I always prefer to
be right in the middle,
332
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,865
because I think we've all been
333
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,686
to those really, really
long drag shows
334
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,515
that seem to go on
and on and on,
335
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,539
but we are going to
make the most of it.
336
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,527
Have you ever done stand-up?
337
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:43,841
I've never done stand-up,
338
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,303
but people just
say that I'm funny sometimes.
339
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,280
I get paired with Loosey.
340
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:52,584
And despite our little
tiff-taff at the table earlier,
341
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,112
I know that Loosey
wouldn't tell me
342
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:56,587
that my bad joke is funny
343
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,603
because we both want to win
this challenge this week.
344
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,303
I really think that
the judges are looking
345
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,428
for us to have chemistry.
346
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,497
It could be
kind of, like, roasty.
347
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,425
I can find something
to compliment about you.
348
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,078
I can say, oh, you're
looking so trim
349
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,102
or something like that.
350
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,417
And we can come up
with some type of a joke
351
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:14,605
for you to say, like...
352
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,714
Goddamn tapeworm,
gets me every time.
353
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,278
Okay, I'm liking this.
354
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,185
This is Luxx Noir Paris...
355
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,587
Uh, Detroit... uh, London?
356
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,216
London.
Luxx Noir London.
357
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,084
And this is Lookey Da...
358
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:27,778
I mean Loosey, you're safe...
359
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,288
I mean Loosey.
360
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,022
I find it so funny
361
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,424
that Loosey and Luxx
are paired together,
362
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,103
because they are two
of the thirstiest bitches
363
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,127
left in the competition,
364
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,129
and they both would do
anything to secure that win.
365
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,818
So this will be
very interesting to see
366
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,334
how this plays out.
367
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,849
The competition has been
a lot like puberty for me...
368
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:49,308
a lot like puberty in that
I'm super uncomfortable.
369
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,396
Poor Marcia's over
there talking to herself.
370
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,979
You talking to yourself
over there, girl?
371
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,314
- I have to.
- I know.
372
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:57,182
Marcia, do you feel like Salina
373
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,210
meant to put you by yourself?
374
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,425
Let me come over.
Let me talk to you.
375
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,089
Just know I have
no ill will toward you.
376
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,868
I feel like I might have done
the same thing, honestly.
377
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:07,892
No, yeah.
378
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:09,871
Because, you know,
she's a funny bitch.
379
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,597
So I get it.
I totally understand.
380
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,133
I'm a little panicked.
381
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,002
It feels almost
as if my training wheels
382
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:19,981
have been taken off,
and I'm riding my two-wheeler
383
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,005
for the first time.
384
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,309
I'm either going to hit it
out of the park,
385
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,044
or I'm going to flop.
386
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,747
And I do not know which
one it's going to be.
387
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,419
I was just thinking,
as far as maybe a layout,
388
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,788
I could thank Loosey and Luxx,
389
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,356
and then you could get a bit...
However long you want...
390
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,452
And then we could do
a bunch of those canned bits.
391
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,464
I'm sorry,
392
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,243
'cause, honestly, all
I can think of right now
393
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,601
is this, like,
splitting migraine
394
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,216
- that's happening in my head.
- Yeah.
395
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,091
I'm not really feeling
great right now.
396
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,427
As soon as I, like, sat down,
I started to notice my vision
397
00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,917
was getting really
spotty in my right eye.
398
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,366
And it literally feels
like if somebody were
399
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,383
to just press on my forehead,
400
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,419
my entire brain
would just, like, explode.
401
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,867
Like, how my head
feels right now
402
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,402
is how that old lady felt
when Laganja was like,
403
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,898
"It's kind of
like your vagina."
404
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,428
But I don't want to,
like, stop working.
405
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,430
Yeah.
Is it getting worse?
406
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,637
I feel bad for Sasha
because I'm not really
407
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,332
as useful as I, like,
normally would be.
408
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,235
- I'm gonna grab an aspirin.
- Get your life.
409
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,343
I'll be right back.
410
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,389
The headache is
really taking over her,
411
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,253
where she's not really
coming up with anything.
412
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,617
And this is
about teamwork, so...
413
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:40,971
I don't know.
I'm nervous.
414
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,157
- Look who's here.
- Hi.
415
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,624
Hi.
416
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,479
It's time for me to meet
with the comedy coaches,
417
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,929
Michelle Visage and Ali Wong.
418
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,663
I love her so much.
419
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,478
It's a little intimidating.
420
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:55,733
Hi, Marcia.
421
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:57,935
I'm so excited to
see what you have.
422
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,571
I have a pretty solid chunk.
423
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,407
"Solid chunk,"
sounds like a fat stool.
424
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,589
All right, Marcia,
let's go for it.
425
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,813
Okay, so I'm opening the show.
426
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,594
Oh, shit, you're doing it alone,
427
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,843
- and you're opening the show?
- Mm-hmm.
428
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,905
The big advantage
is you don't have to worry
429
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,767
about someone else
doing the same bit.
430
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,876
- Exactly.
- Because if they do...
431
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,669
I went first,
and they copied me.
432
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:22,693
I love it.
433
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,435
All right, Marcia, hit it.
434
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,730
We have to start
with Mother RuPaul.
435
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,679
RuPaul reminds me of Cinderella.
436
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,702
She's beautiful, she is blonde,
437
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,448
she always has a little raven
flying around her,
438
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,973
- fixing her outfits.
- True.
439
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:36,707
And you can't forget...
440
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,149
She's sat beside
her two evil stepsisters.
441
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,445
Yes, yes.
442
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:42,957
Ross Matthews and
Carson Kressley unfortunately
443
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,021
could not be here tonight.
444
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,223
They were recently cast in
a remake of "The Parent Trap."
445
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,823
- Like they're the twins.
- Not so funny.
446
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,002
You can think of
something funnier there.
447
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,026
- Okay.
- Yeah.
448
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:56,881
Something that
doesn't make sense.
449
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:58,936
Maybe going with
something really serious,
450
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,241
like they're in rehearsal
for "Death of a Salesman."
451
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,867
S-s-s-sure.
452
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,481
They're in rehearsal
for "Magic Mike."
453
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,557
- That is very funny.
- I could see it.
454
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,939
And then do the logline.
455
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,587
Like, "Magic Mike,"
they've lost the magic.
456
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,176
The magic is gone.
457
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,613
- Magic is gone.
- That's the one.
458
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,016
Oh, my goodness.
Look at this.
459
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,464
Have you ever done comedy, Luxx?
460
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,306
Never, but people tell me
I'm funny all the time.
461
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,875
But looks aren't
everything, Luxx.
462
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,590
Loosey... Thank you very much.
463
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,832
That was my comedy.
I'll be here all week.
464
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,228
Loosey, have you
ever done stand-up?
465
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,336
- Yes, I do a lot of stand-up.
- Do you? Great.
466
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,267
- But I always do it solo.
- Thank you, Luxx.
467
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,508
- Are you ready to show us?
- Yeah, I think so.
468
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,872
I heard that you
have a sugar daddy?
469
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,041
A sugar daddy.
470
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,809
Yeah, I actually do.
471
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,984
He's really nice.
I think he has a friend.
472
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,124
He really has a thing for
white girls with no rhythm.
473
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:51,188
For white girls with what?
474
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,010
- No rhythm.
- Oh, no rhythm. Okay.
475
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,452
I don't want to lose
476
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,220
any of these, like, great lines
you're saying.
477
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,136
So just make sure to, like,
take your time,
478
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:00,504
'cause that's
a great punch line.
479
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,092
Do you have no rhythm, Loosey?
480
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,695
No.
481
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,941
- We saw you earlier, girl.
- I think I have rhythm.
482
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:07,965
But do you really?
483
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,068
I won in LaLaPaRuza, so...
484
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,404
Oh, my God.
485
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:14,858
How are you making
money nowadays?
486
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:16,947
I mean, I don't mean
to embarrass you
487
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,882
in front of all
of your fan, but I...
488
00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,079
Very funny.
489
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,649
Is that okay to say?
490
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,449
- No, it's fine.
- Okay.
491
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,651
If I got laugh, baby,
it's going to stay.
492
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,186
Oh, yeah, no, girl, of course.
493
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:30,565
I hear he really has a
thing for white girls
494
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:31,589
with no rhythm.
495
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:32,723
Again, I couldn't...
496
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,305
- I lost you on "rhythm."
- Okay.
497
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,461
Luxx needs to work
on slowing down.
498
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,369
This is a group challenge.
499
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,733
We either succeed together,
or we fail together.
500
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,879
We're basically going
to tell, like, hook-up stories
501
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,583
that go wrong
because of our drag personas.
502
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:47,872
Oh, that's unique.
503
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,180
Salina's playing coy.
She's a nasty bitch.
504
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:51,209
That's why I wanted to go
with this direction,
505
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,977
because it's real,
506
00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:54,656
and, like, even if we slip up
on our notes,
507
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,720
it's a story we could tell
508
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:56,148
because it's really happened
to us.
509
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:57,782
Okay, good.
510
00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,727
All right, well,
let's give it a go.
511
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:00,895
I was craving a little Mexican,
512
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,754
so I found me a
sickening papi, bitch.
513
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,488
I dimmed the lights,
514
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,484
and I played some seductive
music to set the tone.
515
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,126
Ooh, what's your favorite
song to go get freaky to?
516
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,264
"Geronimo" by RuPaul.
517
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:13,998
I think I'm funny,
518
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,093
and the coaches
are definitely laughing.
519
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,303
Bitch, it is time
for my winner era.
520
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:20,715
Girl, right,
like this one time, right,
521
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:21,819
I was at a Christmas party,
522
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,181
and I was dressed as
a pregnant Mrs. Claus
523
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,443
with a prosthetic belly
out to here.
524
00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:29,390
And, baby, there was this fine
piece of trade eyeballing me
525
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:30,414
from across the room.
526
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,394
My phone was disconnected,
so I gave him my email.
527
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,058
I run home, and I log in,
and there's a...
528
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:36,554
And I say, meet me
529
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,822
in the communal laundry room downstairs.
530
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,131
And he's already in there
with his chonies down
531
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,629
on top of the washer machine
on the final cycle.
532
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,933
That's when I realized
he wants my South Pole.
533
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,456
So the idea is, like, I thought
I was going to bottom,
534
00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:55,539
but he wants to be the bottom.
535
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:56,375
It's taking too long
to get to the punchline.
536
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:57,842
Okay.
537
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,388
So I crawled into bed
next to my boyfriend,
538
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:02,252
and I whispered, "Ho, ho, ho.
Merry Christmas."
539
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,802
As if I'm going to give it
to him, because he left me.
540
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:09,266
I'm a little nervous, because
I can ramble and I can talk,
541
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,599
and I'm trying to remember,
like, girl, you got this.
542
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:13,023
Like, calm down, bitch.
You're fine.
543
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,058
Because I'm over that
544
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,019
being-in-the-bottom
bullshit, okay?
545
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,663
I think there's so much fat
you can cut.
546
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,718
Just take, like, what are
the funniest parts
547
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,367
and you want to
get to them sooner.
548
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,467
Got ya.
549
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:25,813
You know what you're doing
because these are your stories.
550
00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:27,117
You're just
embellishing on them.
551
00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,906
So what you need to do tonight
is work on those timings.
552
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,187
I will stay up all night to
make sure that I'm in the top.
553
00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:35,280
But if Salina flops,
I am going to jump ship.
554
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:36,881
Sorry, girl.
555
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,576
I hope you have your floatie.
556
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,991
I am going to make sure
that I am swimming
557
00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:43,206
- out to the shore, honey.
- Good luck.
558
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:44,856
Thank you so much.
559
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:46,690
- Oh.
- Hi, kids.
560
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,727
Hi.
561
00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:50,327
I am so excited.
562
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,507
I was like, when is an
Asian queen coming out?
563
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,799
We had two, but...
564
00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:57,414
Luckily, I feel much better now.
565
00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,823
I got some, like, meds and
pills in, so I'm good.
566
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,132
I mean, this is
"RuPaul's fucking Drag Race,"
567
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,675
and I'm not laying down
for nothing.
568
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:07,045
So, Anetra, I heard
about your ocular migraines.
569
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,924
I can tell you that they're
nothing to worry about.
570
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,283
- Okay.
- So familiar with them.
571
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,851
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
over here.
572
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,005
- Thank you.
- I had no idea.
573
00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:17,574
There's nothing I can't do.
Let's get going.
574
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,603
- Okay, great.
- Hear what you've got.
575
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,327
I'm going to start it off
by thanking Luxx and Loosey.
576
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:23,595
Do you know what the direction
577
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,463
you're going to go in is?
578
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,918
Like, I was thinking, like,
drag's answer to Penn & Teller,
579
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,311
which, you know, you want one
of them mute and the other one,
580
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:31,335
I don't know, something.
581
00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:33,670
That's good.
You're onto something there.
582
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,640
And then it was going
to go into Anetra's bit.
583
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,162
When I sat down
to write, the pain
584
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:39,821
was so excruciating
that all I could think about
585
00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:40,845
- was my headache.
- Okay.
586
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:41,713
So I kind of just ran with that.
587
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,180
Okay.
588
00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,555
I'm dealing
with a migraine currently
589
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,944
bigger than Mistress and
Luxx's ego combined.
590
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,373
- Yes.
- It's an inside joke.
591
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,321
- Are we going to get it?
- Right.
592
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,401
You never want to do an
inside joke that we won't get.
593
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,425
Okay.
594
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,804
My head is throbbing
harder than Salina
595
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:57,828
during Pride season.
596
00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:04,703
- Does Salina... she...
- EsTitties.
597
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,504
- Scrapping it.
- Okay.
598
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:10,408
Oh, my God.
599
00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:13,120
And then I have...
But lucky for my man,
600
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:14,913
my head is an absolute mess.
601
00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,874
Why is your man lucky
if you can't give head?
602
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,451
Yeah.
603
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,358
Girl, it's not going well.
604
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:23,698
Trying to figure out
the headache jokes
605
00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:24,842
is making my headache worse.
606
00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:26,176
Should I scrap the headache?
607
00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:28,172
- Maybe.
- When are you funniest?
608
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:29,594
When do you make people laugh
the most?
609
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,263
I don't know.
610
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,670
There are jokes in you, Anetra.
611
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:35,552
Sasha can help you.
You're a team.
612
00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,534
You go down,
she probably goes down.
613
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,981
So it's important
to look out for one another
614
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,005
in this situation.
615
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:43,347
So keep at it
and see the bubbly side
616
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,489
and turn it out for us tomorrow.
617
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,918
I just want to pray that the
physical is overwhelming her
618
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:49,980
and she'll click in,
619
00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,369
because I don't want us
to be on the bottom.
620
00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:54,428
I'm worried about Anetra.
621
00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:55,452
Me too.
622
00:25:58,523 --> 00:25:59,724
Wow.
623
00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:01,191
Ahh...
624
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,828
It is elimination
day, and tonight we
625
00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:07,343
are performing our comedy
sets in front of the judges
626
00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:09,601
and a live audience.
627
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,507
- So how are we feeling?
- I feel good.
628
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:18,152
I definitely kind
of feel like I got, like,
629
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,111
a little bit of a rough start.
630
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,047
I'm feeling good today.
631
00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:25,201
It's pretty clear
that none of the headache jokes
632
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,970
were landing, so after
the coaching session,
633
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,532
I did take
a different direction,
634
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,567
and I feel much better
about it today.
635
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,326
I'm excited to see that we
are applying the critique.
636
00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:36,226
- Mm-hmm.
- Hoo...
637
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:38,697
After a pretty rough start,
638
00:26:39,831 --> 00:26:41,231
I know that my shit
has to be tight.
639
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,073
And I'm just praying
that Anetra's head is
640
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,435
in the game literally.
641
00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:49,083
So how are you guys feeling
after everything?
642
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,107
Really good.
643
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:51,819
Yeah, I'm feeling super excited.
644
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:52,843
Yeah, very confident.
645
00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:55,378
So how are you and your
partner doing, Marcia?
646
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,047
Me and Marcia are
doing really well.
647
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,363
How are you
feeling working solo?
648
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,758
You know, part of it's
just a little scary
649
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,023
because I didn't have
anybody to, like, work off of
650
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,464
and I had to kind of come up
with everything myself.
651
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,840
Was that something
that, like, made you nervous?
652
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,763
I really tried to think of it
like, okay, this is a blessing.
653
00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,772
This is an opportunity for me
to kind of shine on my own.
654
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,636
This is the first morning
655
00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:22,107
I've woken up
with butterflies in there,
656
00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:25,810
just because if I mess up,
it's, like, all on me.
657
00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:29,481
I will admit, being alone
in a challenge like this,
658
00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,902
don't let it, like,
throw you off.
659
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:33,183
Girl...
660
00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,105
I feel like
if you get thrown off,
661
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,060
it's going to be, like,
even worse for you
662
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,829
because you don't have someone
else to pick up the slack.
663
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,902
- It's like...
- Oh, that's true, too.
664
00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:43,928
It's only you.
665
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,263
Look at them psyching her out.
666
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:46,564
You think that's what happening?
667
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,733
Yes, ma'am.
668
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,467
Them hos is shady.
669
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:54,072
If that's what you
treat your friends like...
670
00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:57,409
I don't want to know
about your enemies.
671
00:27:58,576 --> 00:27:59,654
Would you say that
you get your humor
672
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,838
because of growing up chubby?
673
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,859
I know for me I grew up
really chubby,
674
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:04,908
and it's because
I'm not the pretty one,
675
00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,683
you got to entertain the kids
with a little, you know, humor.
676
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,426
I've never really
let that affect me.
677
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,623
I always just say
what's on my mind.
678
00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:13,650
You've been doing that, girl.
679
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,639
I think also
it's different, too,
680
00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:18,072
when you're born and raised
with a whole bunch of Latinas,
681
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:19,536
- because, you know...
- They cut up.
682
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,032
Me and Mistress vibe.
683
00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,633
We're both thick.
We're both Latina.
684
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,780
We have similar upbringings
and perspectives.
685
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:26,884
So I really relate to that.
686
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:28,892
You know, also, too,
with Latinas,
687
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,254
it's like, they also keep
a lot of stuff hidden.
688
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,910
That's, like, a big reason
I think why me and my family,
689
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,726
like, just didn't see
eye to eye.
690
00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:37,994
My mom... me coming out gay,
being a drag queen,
691
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:40,261
her biggest thing was like,
what are people gonna think...
692
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:40,418
- You're ruining the dream.
- Yeah.
693
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:42,019
That's hard.
694
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,061
Was there, like,
something that prompted, like,
695
00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:46,603
you know, like, the cutoff?
696
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:49,360
So. from 17 and up,
I was already on my own.
697
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:52,406
But I would always try to
give my mom little ways
698
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:53,470
to come back into my life.
699
00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:55,125
I had broke my ankle one time
700
00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,687
when I was performing
at a brunch show.
701
00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,580
- You were bucking too hard?
- In drag.
702
00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:01,473
My ankle, like, snapped,
like, full broke.
703
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,280
And I go to get up,
and it's like a movie.
704
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:05,716
Like, my leg is like spaghetti.
705
00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,522
Call my mom when I'm
in the emergency room.
706
00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:09,826
I'm like, hey, I broke my ankle.
707
00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,948
I need you to come, like, help
get my medical things situated
708
00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:14,531
and, like, go get my stuff.
709
00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:16,179
So she shows up and she goes,
710
00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:18,014
ugh, what the fuck
are you wearing?
711
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,363
Because I'm still in drag.
712
00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:21,551
So keep in mind I'm
in so much pain now.
713
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,505
So I literally told her, girl,
please leave me alone
714
00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,169
and forget I even ever
reached out to you.
715
00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:27,437
And, like, after that day,
716
00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:30,019
I have not talked to my mom
in, like, years.
717
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,636
I wouldn't either.
718
00:29:33,004 --> 00:29:34,724
I think when I was
younger and as I grew up,
719
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:37,954
I kind of always pictured
that when I became an adult
720
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,149
that we would work it out.
721
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,871
But I think that
some of the things
722
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,286
my mom has said and done
are just unforgivable.
723
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,468
So I don't think
that I would ever have
724
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:46,784
a relationship with her.
725
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:50,331
And I think, like, after that
day, it just helped me realize
726
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,590
that I can't keep putting
myself out there
727
00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,736
to expect something
from someone who doesn't see me
728
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,761
as a normal human being.
729
00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,609
But it was just such
a learning experience,
730
00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:02,510
and, like, weirdly enough,
one of, like, the best things
731
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,534
to ever happen to me.
732
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,822
Breaking my ankle
really showed me
733
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,704
so much about
who I could depend on,
734
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:09,239
who really matters in my life.
735
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,841
And now I have a bionic ankle.
736
00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:13,376
Nothing is going to
break or shatter her.
737
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,925
I feel unstoppable
at this point.
738
00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:34,531
Cover girl
739
00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:36,634
Put the bass in your walk
740
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,271
Head to toe,
let your whole body talk
741
00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:41,772
Yes.
742
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,274
And what?
743
00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,669
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
744
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,814
My favorite straight man,
Michelle Visage.
745
00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:52,193
Well, you know
what they say, Ru...
746
00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:53,351
You are what you eat.
747
00:30:57,655 --> 00:30:59,457
The electric Ts Madison.
748
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,658
Hey, Ru, I got a joke for you.
749
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,104
- What does a nosy pepper do?
- I don't know.
750
00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,208
What does a nosy pepper do?
751
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:06,937
It gets jalapeño business.
752
00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:12,670
And the hilarious Ali Wong.
753
00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,404
You look gorgeous.
754
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,975
I can't believe
you've had two kids.
755
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,702
Well, Ru, I have to
take care of myself.
756
00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:20,777
I'm single now,
757
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:23,159
and this pussy ain't gonna
eat itself.
758
00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,003
This week we
challenged our queens
759
00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:30,121
to make us crack a smile
at the Bubly Comedy Festival.
760
00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:32,357
And tonight on the runway,
761
00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:35,994
category is Rip Her To Shreds.
762
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:40,331
Racers, start your engines, and
may the best drag queen win.
763
00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,537
From the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"
764
00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,340
it's the Bubly Comedy Festival.
765
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,443
Please give a warm welcome
766
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,646
to Marcia Marcia Marcia.
767
00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:58,783
Oh, my gosh.
768
00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,219
Look at these faces.
769
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,500
My name is Marcia Marcia Marcia.
770
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,390
I'm sort of a newer drag queen.
771
00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,960
So being here has felt
a lot like puberty to me.
772
00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:12,797
You know, my body is changing.
773
00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:15,509
I'm, like, discovering
a lot of insecurities
774
00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:15,900
that I didn't know that I had.
775
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,501
But guess what.
776
00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:20,004
I'm finally a B cup. Ah!
777
00:32:21,839 --> 00:32:24,876
But, yes, another journey
that I've really been going on
778
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:27,564
since I've been here
is with my makeup.
779
00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:29,752
When I got here, we'll say
I wasn't necessarily
780
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:31,916
doing "drag," per se.
781
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,553
I was more enhancing
my natural beauty, yeah.
782
00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,799
And everybody at home kept
telling me how pretty I was,
783
00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:39,823
which begs the question,
784
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,369
where were you when you
realized your entire hometown
785
00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:43,394
was lying to you?
786
00:32:44,562 --> 00:32:46,197
Yeah, I was on television.
787
00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:48,132
Yeah, yeah.
788
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,473
A round of applause
for the judges.
789
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,281
This table of icons.
790
00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:00,036
You may notice
that Ross and Carson
791
00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:01,878
are not up there tonight.
792
00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:03,726
Unfortunately,
they could not be here.
793
00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:05,688
They are filming "Die Hard 20"
down the street.
794
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:07,617
Yeah, not exactly what I meant
795
00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:09,697
when I wanted more diversity
in Hollywood,
796
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:10,921
but you take what you can get.
797
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,489
On the judges' panel,
798
00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:14,759
we have Ursula the Sea Witch, everybody.
799
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,595
Give it up for Ts Madison.
800
00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:21,350
Your critiques have got some
of these girls really nervous.
801
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:22,599
Oh.
802
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,379
And when I say "these girls,"
I do mean myself.
803
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,038
I am very nervous around you.
804
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,552
And with that,
I think that's my time.
805
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:31,852
Y'all have been
an incredible audience...
806
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:32,876
So welcoming.
807
00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:35,224
And it is part of my job
as the show opener
808
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,315
to introduce
our next pair of girls.
809
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:40,009
These two are some
of my closest friends
810
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,685
in the competition.
811
00:33:42,453 --> 00:33:44,213
So I can tell you from
a really sincere place
812
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:47,025
that they're both
rotted garbage people.
813
00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:48,492
Yeah.
814
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,895
Luxx Noir London
and Loosey LaDuca.
815
00:33:51,629 --> 00:33:52,629
Thank you all so much.
816
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,868
Oh, hello.
817
00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:00,429
Now, first of all, give it up
for Marcia Marcia Marcia.
818
00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:03,341
Yes, oh, my God.
Wasn't that such a funny joke?
819
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,011
Her comedy wasn't half bad
either, am I right?
820
00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:10,606
You know, Loosey, I'm sure
nobody's ever told you this,
821
00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:12,283
but you have really nice teeth.
822
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:13,884
Thank you.
823
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:15,719
How do you keep them so white?
824
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,414
- I whiten them.
- Oh, my God.
825
00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:19,849
I didn't think you
could get any whiter.
826
00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:21,591
Oh, wow.
Okay, here's how.
827
00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:23,093
This is what you do.
828
00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:24,908
You take the white strips, okay?
829
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,810
Now, those pesky directions
will tell you 30 minutes.
830
00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:29,099
Forget it.
Put them on.
831
00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:30,767
Baby, you go to bed.
832
00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,135
Oh, yeah.
833
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,157
Yeah, eight hours later,
you're going to wake up,
834
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:36,846
and your teeth are
going to be white.
835
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:39,977
They'll be on your pillow,
but they will be white.
836
00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:41,846
How white do they get?
837
00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:43,881
Oh, girl, they get so white,
838
00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:47,385
they put mayonnaise
on everything.
839
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,346
Oh, honey, I bet they
get so white, they say,
840
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,323
can I speak
to the manager, please?
841
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,993
Girl, they get so white,
they find my comedy funny.
842
00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,229
I know that's white.
843
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,168
It's good.
I can say when it's good.
844
00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:08,838
I don't like saying it,
but I can say it.
845
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,640
Now, Luxxy, I don't mean
to embarrass you
846
00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,402
in front of all
of your fan, but...
847
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:18,583
I heard a nasty rumor that
you might have a sugar daddy.
848
00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:21,085
A sugar daddy?
849
00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:23,488
Actually, I do.
850
00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:26,390
He's so sweet,
and I hear he has a friend.
851
00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:27,991
Wink, wink.
852
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,253
Oh, sweetheart, listen,
if I wanted a sugar daddy,
853
00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:33,609
I could probably get his
number from you, right?
854
00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,971
Oh, yeah, girl, no, of
course, of course, of course.
855
00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:38,412
All right, listen, we
got to get out of here, okay?
856
00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,605
I am late for my lobotomy.
857
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,876
Our next duo consists of
a legend, an icon, a star,
858
00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:47,930
a former Miss Continental,
and a trailblazer
859
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:49,546
in our community.
860
00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:52,550
And the other one is Anetra.
861
00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:58,856
We are the two stoned queens.
862
00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:01,137
- You know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.
863
00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:02,745
We're living
the California dream.
864
00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:04,754
We're living
the California sober dream,
865
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:05,862
you know what I mean?
866
00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:07,264
Yeah. Yeah.
867
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,001
I'm feeling
like Demi Lovato up in here.
868
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,729
- Love it. Love it.
- My name is Anetra.
869
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,071
I'm from Sin City, Las Vegas.
870
00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:19,195
So that means that I have
a venereal disease
871
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,280
and I can show you a great time.
872
00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:26,317
And now some canned bits.
873
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,720
You know, sex is a misdemeanor.
874
00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:31,989
- Oh, really?
- Oh, yeah.
875
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:34,637
The more you miss,
the meaner you get.
876
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:36,160
Oh.
877
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,148
You know what else they say?
878
00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,269
They say sex is a lot
like playing bridge.
879
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:41,598
What do you mean?
880
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,610
Well, if you don't
have a good partner,
881
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:44,754
you better have a good hand.
882
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,737
Ow!
883
00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,985
You know what I love
more than canned bits is...
884
00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,874
- You know what I love?
- I think I know.
885
00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:52,109
- I think you know.
- I think I do.
886
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:54,512
Yeah, I think you know.
887
00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:58,249
- We love some...
- Laganja.
888
00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:02,253
Oh, yes, mama, let's
get sickening,
889
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:05,122
okurrrrr?
890
00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:10,394
They're not getting
a lot of laughs.
891
00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:12,830
There's some dead air in there.
892
00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,385
Stoned queens... we just get
such a bad rap, you know?
893
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:19,503
Yeah, it's like we're lazy,
we're forgettable,
894
00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:22,005
- we get the munchies.
- Yeah. Yeah.
895
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,542
- We're forgetful.
- Wait.
896
00:37:25,509 --> 00:37:26,709
We're... You already did that.
897
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:30,005
Oh, right, right, right.
Anyway...
898
00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:30,915
Wait. What were we
talking about, again?
899
00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:32,515
Well...
900
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,467
I'm feeling a little bad
for them at this point.
901
00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:41,225
God, this bit is lasting
longer than Yvie Oddly's dick.
902
00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,160
Yeah, I went there.
903
00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:45,806
It's like a bell.
Can't unring it, all right?
904
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:46,830
Let's just go for it.
905
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,098
All right.
906
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,277
What we really
want to talk about
907
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,837
is Michelle's huge balls.
908
00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:54,304
Ew.
909
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,566
Michelle Visage's
balls are so big,
910
00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:00,711
she lovingly refers to
them as Latrice and Eureka.
911
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,583
But unlike Latrice and Eureka,
912
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,619
Michelle's balls have lasted
913
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,789
an entire season
of "Drag Race."
914
00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:14,283
- Damn.
- Our time for you is over.
915
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:16,719
Welcome to the stage
our next two divas,
916
00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:20,931
Salina EsTitties and STD's
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
917
00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,801
- Thank you, good night.
- Whoo!
918
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,256
Thank you, Sasha and Anetra.
919
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:29,807
Who knew getting high can
bring such a new low, girl?
920
00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,643
These people are so beautiful.
921
00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:35,311
Look at all the sexy men
in the audience.
922
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:36,980
Ooh, you're right.
923
00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,417
Ru does look good
tonight, doesn't he?
924
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:41,911
Mistress, as a
juicy, thick Latina,
925
00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:44,067
it's hard to get
a man sometimes.
926
00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:45,201
They can't handle all this.
927
00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:47,356
One time I was at
a Christmas party,
928
00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:49,372
and I was dressed as
a pregnant Mrs. Claus.
929
00:38:49,727 --> 00:38:50,895
- As a who?
- Yeah.
930
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,490
I had this prosthetic belly.
It was out to, like, here.
931
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:55,999
Oh, bitch.
932
00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:58,979
And there was this fine
piece of trade across the way.
933
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,273
He was hairy and veiny,
and he was, like, 6'5".
934
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,276
He came over to me, right?
He said, 'sup.
935
00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:08,713
I want to feel that
baby from the inside.
936
00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:12,795
Girl, so I sent him
my address, right?
937
00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:14,864
I run home,
I throw my shoes off,
938
00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:18,773
- I take my hip pads off, right?
- You keep the belly on, bitch?
939
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:21,125
Duh, you can't
get pregnant twice.
940
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:22,727
So I text trade.
941
00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:26,440
I said, meet me in the communal
laundry room downstairs, okay?
942
00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:28,866
I put on my chanclas,
I run over, I open the door.
943
00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:32,837
Trade is bent over the
dryer on its final spin cycle.
944
00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:34,438
No, ma'am!
945
00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:37,173
His figgy pudding
just shaking in midair.
946
00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,128
Remember, he was 6'5", girl.
947
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:40,677
I'm trying to get in.
948
00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,639
- Reach, reach, girl, reach.
- I can't reach.
949
00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:46,684
So I whisper in his ear, right?
I'll be right back, papi.
950
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:48,285
I run upstairs,
951
00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,613
I grab my highest pair
of platform stiletto heels,
952
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,476
put them on,
I kick open the door.
953
00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:55,926
He's vanished.
954
00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:58,414
It was just me and
my unborn child
955
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,565
and a hot, steamy
load of laundry.
956
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:05,087
Girl, that's why I don't
even entertain trade in drag.
957
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,582
I was craving a little Mexican,
so I hopped on the hook-up apps
958
00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:09,606
to go shopping...
959
00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,074
You know, the yellow Facebook.
960
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:14,578
And I found this
sickening papi, girl.
961
00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:19,383
He was hairy, veiny, and 6'5".
962
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,117
He sounds perfect.
963
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,419
Girl, he was.
964
00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:24,297
So I start doing
my normal routine
965
00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:25,361
before a trade comes over.
966
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:29,593
I dim the lights, I put
on some seductive music.
967
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,081
I like something
sexy and sensual.
968
00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:35,077
I just knew papi was going
to make me go...
969
00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:40,471
Ooh, I was ready
to get me a piece.
970
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,532
Okay, girl, get to the point.
971
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,567
There's a lot
of unnecessary detail
972
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,276
that isn't really funny.
973
00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:48,751
I heard a knock at
my door, so I run.
974
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,381
And as soon as I open the door,
975
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,069
he looked even better
than his picture.
976
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,944
So I took him to the bedroom.
977
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,140
And, baby, you know
I got to work.
978
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,282
And then all of a sudden,
he goes, "Aah! What is that?"
979
00:41:00,524 --> 00:41:01,725
Girl, I flip on the switch.
980
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,367
Tell me why there's a big-ass
rhinestone on this man's...
981
00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:06,763
Pinga?
982
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:08,431
Bitch, you already know.
983
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,493
So I take that stone from
his disco stick so fast.
984
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:12,936
Wait, so what happened?
985
00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:13,971
Girl, before I could even
get back to the session,
986
00:41:14,572 --> 00:41:15,572
he was gone.
987
00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:16,673
What?
988
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,181
What about the rhinestone?
989
00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:19,610
Oh, girl, it's right here.
990
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:21,551
What is that?
Ooh, hold on.
991
00:41:24,715 --> 00:41:27,485
Ignacio.
992
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,146
Good night, you guys.
Thank you so much.
993
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,021
You've been a lovely audience.
994
00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:40,731
The world is your runway
995
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,134
Category is Rip Her To Shreds.
996
00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:49,173
Up first, Marcia Marcia Marcia.
997
00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:53,777
What, did Jan win or something?
998
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:56,680
Honey, I am limping
down this runway, girl.
999
00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:58,955
I'm a pageant queen, and I won,
1000
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,028
and all the girls didn't
think that I deserved it.
1001
00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:03,721
So they tore apart my dress.
1002
00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:05,668
And, of course, I'm crying,
1003
00:42:06,423 --> 00:42:07,983
'cause this is supposed
to be my moment.
1004
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,960
If I can be beautiful
and in pain
1005
00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,097
and funny at the same time,
that's drag, mama.
1006
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:17,067
You know, these pageants
can be so cutthroat.
1007
00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:18,869
Loosey LaDuca...
1008
00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:21,972
Viola Swamp really
got a makeover.
1009
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,309
I'm giving you
Nosferatu realness, girl.
1010
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,212
I am serving
a Victorian vampire queen.
1011
00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:31,493
She's been alive hundreds
and hundreds of years,
1012
00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:34,919
and all of her clothing has
been dragging through the mud,
1013
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,789
and everything is just torn
and spooky-ooky-kooky.
1014
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,457
I look dead.
1015
00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:42,365
Interview with a glampire.
1016
00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:45,661
I got to tell you, the
dry cleaners in Transylvania
1017
00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:47,932
are the worst.
1018
00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:50,034
Luxx Noir London...
1019
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,269
I can see her wee-wee pole.
1020
00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:53,770
Yes.
1021
00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:56,540
This look was inspired
by RuPaul herself.
1022
00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:58,955
She wore this look in the 1980s.
1023
00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:02,446
She was in a punk rock
band called Wee Wee Pole.
1024
00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:06,450
It's just like this shiny
kind of Liberace, Mad Max type
1025
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:07,917
of feel.
1026
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,853
This hair is the largest hair
1027
00:43:10,988 --> 00:43:12,548
that I have ever worn
in my entire life.
1028
00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:14,190
Like, it's just giving.
1029
00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:16,285
This is true supermodel
vibes right now.
1030
00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:18,601
This look is giving me déjà Ru.
1031
00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,331
Yes.
1032
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:21,966
Sasha Colby...
1033
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:23,767
She's got great jeans.
1034
00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:26,937
From the House of Rip Torn.
1035
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,807
Nothing gets between
me and my Calvins...
1036
00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:31,542
except all that ass.
1037
00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:38,015
This gown is a denim dream
shredded to bits.
1038
00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:41,118
It's giving you early-2000s VMA.
1039
00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:43,539
I feel like a "TRL"
moment, honey.
1040
00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:45,956
I feel like that
"Total Request Live."
1041
00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:49,693
I shred what I shred.
1042
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:51,662
Anetra...
1043
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,299
If you stay shreddy, you
ain't got to get shreddy.
1044
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,947
I am giving you
this shredded catsuit.
1045
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,809
My concept is a lotus
shredding through the mud
1046
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:03,465
and coming out to blossom
on top of the lake.
1047
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,001
I'm giving you hot pink underneath
1048
00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:06,676
to represent the lotus,
1049
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,855
and I'm giving you green
to represent the water
1050
00:44:08,879 --> 00:44:09,879
and the murkiness of it.
1051
00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:12,361
Lotus flowers can only
blossom when they're
1052
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:13,984
in muddy or dirty waters.
1053
00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:16,596
You kind of have to, like,
go through something
1054
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,780
to come out on top and shine.
1055
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:19,355
Ripped for her pleasure.
1056
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:23,293
Salina EsTitties...
1057
00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:27,064
This week my runway
is the story of a woman
1058
00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:29,299
escaping for a better life.
1059
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,369
My mom told me
how she got to America.
1060
00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,205
She was 17, running,
crossing the border.
1061
00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:37,153
No one knows how hard it is
1062
00:44:37,741 --> 00:44:39,301
and what that takes,
trying to get here.
1063
00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,183
Baby, I got my big Latina hair,
1064
00:44:41,912 --> 00:44:43,432
I got my cobija
that's shredded, honey.
1065
00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:46,241
My runway is dedicated
to every Latina mother
1066
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:48,752
who wanted more
for their family.
1067
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:52,156
Mistress Isabelle Brooks...
1068
00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:55,626
She is booked,
burnt, and blessed.
1069
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,828
I didn't burn, I crystallized.
1070
00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:00,296
It's Madonna's
"Material Girl" meets
1071
00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:04,034
Mugler meets Moschino with
just a hint of Texas drag.
1072
00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:05,768
I look so fierce.
1073
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:06,936
I feel so fashionable.
1074
00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:09,218
And the judges are eating it up.
1075
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,842
Y'all see the shape, honey.
Boop, boop.
1076
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:13,443
Sickening.
1077
00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:16,413
Honey, her pussy is on broil.
1078
00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:19,775
She's got one in the pink
and two in her butthole.
1079
00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:25,521
Welcome, queens.
1080
00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:27,891
It's time for the
judges' critiques,
1081
00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:31,061
starting with
Marcia Marcia Marcia.
1082
00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:33,764
So, Marcia, you had
to start the show.
1083
00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:35,566
It's a tough gig to do.
1084
00:45:36,967 --> 00:45:39,136
You landed some laughs,
but most of it kind of just
1085
00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:40,870
started to fall flat.
1086
00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:43,519
I think it just wasn't
really funny enough.
1087
00:45:44,641 --> 00:45:46,677
But you clearly have such
a great stage presence.
1088
00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:49,165
You just forgot
to do that logline
1089
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,601
for the movie to explain
why you picked "Die Hard 20."
1090
00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:54,461
Like, if they could
have been like,
1091
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:56,205
Carson and Ross are
starring in "Top Gun 3,"
1092
00:45:56,653 --> 00:45:59,056
just the volleyball scene.
1093
00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:01,901
Tonight on the runway...
Though, I love this look,
1094
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:03,227
Loosey did it not too long ago.
1095
00:46:04,661 --> 00:46:06,661
So, if I were you, I would
have been a crafty queen
1096
00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:08,364
and thought
of something else to do.
1097
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:10,732
When there are seven girls
left, it has to be more.
1098
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,803
More, more, more.
1099
00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:15,305
Up next, Loosey LaDuca.
1100
00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,033
What I like about
this look is that this
1101
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:19,248
is very different for you.
1102
00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:21,078
It's creepy and Bram Stoker-y.
1103
00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:22,813
It's just so good.
1104
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:25,458
In the comedy challenge,
you clearly have
1105
00:46:25,482 --> 00:46:26,642
such a strong stage presence.
1106
00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:29,031
And that was clear
from the jump.
1107
00:46:29,186 --> 00:46:30,786
And so we had a lot
of high expectations,
1108
00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:32,528
and you really rose
to the challenge.
1109
00:46:32,856 --> 00:46:34,216
- It was really great.
- Thank you.
1110
00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:35,769
Girl, those white jokes
were so funny to me, honey.
1111
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,795
I almost fell out of my skin.
1112
00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,282
You did a really
good job tonight.
1113
00:46:40,898 --> 00:46:43,066
All right, up next,
Luxx Noir London.
1114
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,374
- You are so funny.
- Thank you.
1115
00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:48,563
And we had talked yesterday
about... because I couldn't hear
1116
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,059
some of the words
you were saying,
1117
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,580
and I could hear
every word you said.
1118
00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:53,362
You were wonderful together.
1119
00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:55,284
I thought your timing was good.
1120
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:57,690
I thought you were listening
to what Loosey was saying.
1121
00:46:57,714 --> 00:46:59,483
You really did
a wonderful job, Luxx.
1122
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,362
You came here to win
this competition, didn't you?
1123
00:47:02,386 --> 00:47:03,386
- Absolutely.
- Oh, yes.
1124
00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:04,887
I love this look.
1125
00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:06,800
I love the way it's a homage
to the mother.
1126
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:07,824
You get it.
1127
00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:09,738
Let me just talk
about this look.
1128
00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:10,227
I'm going
to try to talk about it
1129
00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:11,961
without crying, okay?
1130
00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:15,065
Because I wore
this look in 1986,
1131
00:47:16,433 --> 00:47:18,553
and it just brings back
so many great memories for me,
1132
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:22,105
because I was this freak
running around New York City.
1133
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:26,343
And if you would've asked me
if I'd be sitting in this seat
1134
00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:28,877
hosting a television
show back then,
1135
00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:31,157
you know what my answer
would have been?
1136
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:32,182
- Yes?
- Yes.
1137
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:35,719
So it all comes full circle.
1138
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:37,721
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1139
00:47:38,889 --> 00:47:40,289
Up next, Sasha Colby.
1140
00:47:40,724 --> 00:47:41,768
When you bent that
corner, I said, baby,
1141
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,327
she tore that shit up.
1142
00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:45,996
This is why in the
comedy challenge
1143
00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,732
I was like, girl, nah.
1144
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,973
You trying to rely on
this stoner stuff, honey.
1145
00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:53,536
Yeah.
There was a lot of lulls.
1146
00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:55,531
The pacing needed to stay up.
1147
00:47:56,673 --> 00:47:58,633
It's really hard to make
new Michelle Visage balls
1148
00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,196
and dick jokes, and
you made fresh ones
1149
00:48:01,578 --> 00:48:02,578
that were really good.
1150
00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:06,020
But that was probably, like,
the peak of the performance.
1151
00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:08,483
I just wanted more of that,
and you have it in you.
1152
00:48:08,785 --> 00:48:10,185
You're a very
naturally funny queen.
1153
00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:13,261
You're Sasha Colby, girl.
I want more from you.
1154
00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:14,824
Anetra.
1155
00:48:15,592 --> 00:48:17,152
I just think for you,
there were moments
1156
00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:18,827
like I felt you were lost
or scared,
1157
00:48:19,796 --> 00:48:21,756
and I felt like Sasha
was doing the heavy lifting.
1158
00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,067
So I wanted more confidence,
which is weird,
1159
00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:26,779
because when
you come out here in drag,
1160
00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:27,803
you're powerful.
1161
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:29,191
Michelle's absolutely right.
1162
00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:31,453
The confidence you
have on the runway,
1163
00:48:32,442 --> 00:48:34,282
and you have so much
confidence on this runway,
1164
00:48:34,678 --> 00:48:38,015
is yours for the taking
throughout your life.
1165
00:48:39,349 --> 00:48:40,989
But I am really
enjoying this look, honey.
1166
00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:44,421
It gives me body,
and I'm a body girl.
1167
00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:47,357
And I like the way you...
Yes, do that again.
1168
00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:49,091
Ooh, let me see that.
1169
00:48:49,459 --> 00:48:51,795
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
1170
00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:53,964
Up next, Salina EsTitties.
1171
00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:56,338
Let's talk about the challenge.
1172
00:48:57,067 --> 00:48:58,667
I want to give you
credit because you got
1173
00:48:59,069 --> 00:49:00,537
to the storyline quicker.
1174
00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:02,271
I thought it was funny.
1175
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:03,919
I thought the execution
was good.
1176
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:06,021
I think you look
absolutely beautiful,
1177
00:49:06,843 --> 00:49:08,443
and I love the story
that you're telling.
1178
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,466
I think I might have been even
more excited about this look
1179
00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:15,085
had it just been a dress
made from that blanket
1180
00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:17,613
and you had really
made it couture.
1181
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,102
I think that would
have been something
1182
00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:22,492
that we've truly never
seen on this runway before.
1183
00:49:23,093 --> 00:49:24,093
All right.
1184
00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:26,630
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
1185
00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:28,865
This look tonight... stunning.
1186
00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:30,893
It's burnt-up Marilyn Monroe.
1187
00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:32,803
It's just fun.
It's drag.
1188
00:49:34,237 --> 00:49:36,573
I love the way that you,
as a big girl, come out,
1189
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,015
and you serve the girls,
honey, letting people know,
1190
00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:43,113
honey, that we thick girls are
gorgeously burnt up, too, okay?
1191
00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:45,948
- Yes, ma'am.
- You also came a long way.
1192
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:47,927
When we were doing
the rehearsal,
1193
00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:49,791
you were not interacting
with Salina that much.
1194
00:49:50,687 --> 00:49:52,087
But on the day, you
guys were really
1195
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:53,903
bouncing off of each other.
1196
00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:57,260
I felt like you were
two preachers delivering
1197
00:49:58,128 --> 00:49:59,696
the unholiest of sermons.
1198
00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:05,433
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
1199
00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:07,070
While you untuck
in the workroom,
1200
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,240
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1201
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:13,095
All right, now, just
between us girlfriends,
1202
00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:14,544
what do you think?
1203
00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,681
Let's start with
Marcia Marcia Marcia.
1204
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,684
Going first is not
always a bad spot.
1205
00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:24,359
Remember when Bosco opened up
the show and she bodied it?
1206
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,656
So it can really
be an advantage.
1207
00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:30,298
And she did fine, but for this
competition at this point,
1208
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,028
you have to do great.
1209
00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:35,410
The thing is, she's very
green when it comes to drag.
1210
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,440
And a lot of what she
learned in theater school
1211
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:39,803
needs to be dragged up.
1212
00:50:41,004 --> 00:50:42,644
All right, let's move
on to Loosey LaDuca.
1213
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,420
In the challenge, she
was kind of holding court,
1214
00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:47,286
because she's the one
with the most experience
1215
00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:48,470
in this between her and Luxx.
1216
00:50:48,812 --> 00:50:50,092
And I felt very,
very comfortable
1217
00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:51,213
and confident with her.
1218
00:50:51,948 --> 00:50:53,526
I think they could have
been tighter as a whole.
1219
00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:54,870
- Tighter as a whole.
- Thank you.
1220
00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:56,932
But she was very strong
tonight in general.
1221
00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:58,287
I was proud of her.
1222
00:50:58,355 --> 00:50:59,355
Luxx Noir London.
1223
00:51:00,323 --> 00:51:03,226
Every time I see her,
she always wows me.
1224
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,929
I thought she was
the most improved out
1225
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:07,917
of the bunch from yesterday.
1226
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,452
And on the runway,
that look was just smart.
1227
00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:12,774
Not because it's kissing
up to you, which, hey,
1228
00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:15,472
I'm always here for.
1229
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,876
But also the reimagining
of this look was so well done.
1230
00:51:20,944 --> 00:51:22,384
- A very smart move, you know?
- Yes.
1231
00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,014
Let's talk about Sasha Colby.
1232
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:26,582
Somehow the only
joke I can remember
1233
00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:29,717
is Michelle's balls being
named Eureka and Latrice.
1234
00:51:30,687 --> 00:51:32,327
That was the strongest one.
1235
00:51:33,290 --> 00:51:35,250
Which is a good sign,
because that joke was great.
1236
00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:36,638
But then it's kind
of a bad sign,
1237
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:38,471
because I don't really
remember the rest of the set.
1238
00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:40,597
Honey, she tears those
looks up every time.
1239
00:51:41,798 --> 00:51:45,001
But can you always
rely on your looks?
1240
00:51:45,635 --> 00:51:46,002
I don't know.
1241
00:51:46,636 --> 00:51:47,636
Anetra.
1242
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,750
Every time she hits the
runway, she kills it out here.
1243
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,075
She's got the best walk
1244
00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:55,121
- in this entire competition.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1245
00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:57,481
In the challenge, though, she
got so lost in the situation
1246
00:51:58,915 --> 00:52:01,017
that I don't remember any
funny part of her skit.
1247
00:52:02,185 --> 00:52:03,705
The pot-reference
thing really threw us
1248
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,134
into a different direction.
1249
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,700
- It also never went anywhere.
- And it never went anywhere.
1250
00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:09,164
- Yeah.
- It didn't deliver anything.
1251
00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:10,586
All right, let's
talk about Salina.
1252
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,361
I thought she
improved a great deal.
1253
00:52:12,762 --> 00:52:14,402
When Michelle and I watched
the rehearsal,
1254
00:52:14,898 --> 00:52:16,976
we sat through, like, two
presidential administrations.
1255
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,668
100%. 100%.
1256
00:52:19,536 --> 00:52:21,638
But she really cut out a lot
1257
00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:25,509
and got to the juicy meat
of the story sooner.
1258
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,979
I could not stand the dress
that she was wearing
1259
00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:30,713
underneath that jacket.
1260
00:52:31,515 --> 00:52:33,355
She looked like she was
wrapped up in bandages.
1261
00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:35,877
Let's move on to her
scene partner, Mistress.
1262
00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,197
I thought they worked
very well together.
1263
00:52:38,221 --> 00:52:39,661
I thought they lifted
one another up.
1264
00:52:40,123 --> 00:52:42,003
But the story took
a little bit too long for me.
1265
00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:43,338
And you can see her
setting it up
1266
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,254
to get to the punchline
at the end.
1267
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,436
You know, the real
meat of that story
1268
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,424
is that she just starts
giving head to a dude
1269
00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:51,967
and one of her
rhinestones is on the tip.
1270
00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:55,572
So she could have started the
story right then and there.
1271
00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:58,226
But she still clearly
is a funny queen.
1272
00:52:58,909 --> 00:53:00,210
She's just not quite there yet.
1273
00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:02,524
- All right.
- Silence.
1274
00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:04,314
I have made my decision.
1275
00:53:05,048 --> 00:53:07,450
Bring back my girls.
1276
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,386
Welcome back, ladies.
1277
00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:11,253
I've made some decisions.
1278
00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:18,962
Salina EsTitties
and Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
1279
00:53:20,096 --> 00:53:23,099
your hook-up stories
tickled our funny bones.
1280
00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:27,504
You are safe.
1281
00:53:28,672 --> 00:53:30,152
You may step to the
back of the stage.
1282
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,407
- Thank you so much.
- Gracias.
1283
00:53:34,611 --> 00:53:37,314
Loosey LaDuca and
Luxx Noir London,
1284
00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:40,283
tonight you had the white stuff.
1285
00:53:44,521 --> 00:53:46,121
Condragulations, you
are both the winners
1286
00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:47,356
of this week's challenge.
1287
00:53:49,492 --> 00:53:53,163
You've each won a cash prize
of $5,000
1288
00:53:54,364 --> 00:53:56,166
courtesy
of Bubly Sparkling Water.
1289
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,034
Money.
1290
00:53:58,768 --> 00:53:59,768
Thank you so much.
1291
00:54:01,371 --> 00:54:02,572
I am so excited,
1292
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,751
because we honestly worked
really well together,
1293
00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:08,178
and we both deserve.
1294
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,948
Marcia Marcia Marcia,
1295
00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,985
we needed more, more, more.
1296
00:54:15,852 --> 00:54:18,521
Sasha Colby, to be blunt,
1297
00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:22,659
your stoner comedy
was a little half-baked.
1298
00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:25,962
Anetra, you shredded the runway,
1299
00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:28,832
but your comedy had
some holes in it.
1300
00:54:31,968 --> 00:54:34,804
Sasha Colby...
1301
00:54:35,405 --> 00:54:36,405
you are safe.
1302
00:54:39,576 --> 00:54:40,576
Thank you so much.
1303
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:45,282
Marcia, Anetra,
I'm sorry, my dears,
1304
00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:48,752
but you are up for elimination.
1305
00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:53,023
This is the first time
I am in the bottom two.
1306
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,444
Like, my heart
is beating so fast.
1307
00:54:56,059 --> 00:54:57,739
I'm just, like, trying
to keep myself calm.
1308
00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:00,642
I know that Anetra is one
of the best performers
1309
00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,777
in this competition,
and I know that Anetra
1310
00:55:02,899 --> 00:55:03,899
is going to turn it out.
1311
00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:06,754
So I'm going to try
and turn it out just as hard.
1312
00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:08,805
Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me
1313
00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:12,842
and save yourself
from elimination.
1314
00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:17,414
The time has come
1315
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,849
for you to lip-synch...
1316
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:23,219
for... your... life.
1317
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,490
Get ready, Marcia.
1318
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,027
I'm about to show you
who's boss, bitch.
1319
00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:33,029
Good luck,
1320
00:55:33,763 --> 00:55:36,499
and don't fuck it up.
1321
00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:39,836
Mm, I ain't tryna
1322
00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:41,805
I ain't tryna
1323
00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:44,219
- I ain't tryna
- Come on, bitch.
1324
00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:46,314
Yeah, ain't tryna
to be cool like you
1325
00:55:46,743 --> 00:55:47,853
Wobbling around
in your high-heeled shoes
1326
00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:48,877
I'm clumsy
1327
00:55:49,412 --> 00:55:50,492
Made friends with the floor
1328
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,494
Two for one, you know
a bitch buy four
1329
00:55:52,749 --> 00:55:54,349
And two left feet, you
know I always drop
1330
00:55:54,617 --> 00:55:55,897
First thing a girl did was a bop
1331
00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:58,213
I'm the whole damn cake
and the cherry on top
1332
00:55:58,455 --> 00:56:00,055
Shook up the bottom,
made a good girl pop
1333
00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:01,710
You ain't even here to party
1334
00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:03,485
Ken in the club
tryna pipe a Barbie
1335
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,638
I don't wanna go,
go, go with the flow
1336
00:56:05,662 --> 00:56:06,822
Backbend till I touch my toes
1337
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:08,764
I don't wanna row,
row, row the boat
1338
00:56:09,632 --> 00:56:11,152
Wrist full of rocks,
and I hope I float
1339
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:14,690
Free Willy!
1340
00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,450
I chew, chew, chew
'cause they hope I choke
1341
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:18,474
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1342
00:56:19,242 --> 00:56:21,002
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1343
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,544
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1344
00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,306
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1345
00:56:25,348 --> 00:56:26,416
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1346
00:56:27,584 --> 00:56:29,344
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1347
00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:30,930
Said, bitch, I'm the after,
you been the before
1348
00:56:30,954 --> 00:56:32,594
I been the stallion,
you been the seahorse
1349
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,402
Don't need a report,
don't need a press run
1350
00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:36,217
All of my bad pics
been all my best ones
1351
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:37,959
I wear the hat,
and I wear the pants
1352
00:56:38,628 --> 00:56:40,439
I am advanced, so I get
advanced, and I do my dance
1353
00:56:40,463 --> 00:56:41,463
And cancel the plans
1354
00:56:42,532 --> 00:56:44,176
Said, boo, don't be mad
'cause you had a chance
1355
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,720
Drop, said, I took it,
and I ran for it
1356
00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:47,070
I won it, then I stand on it
1357
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,718
Money on the floor
when we dance on it
1358
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,800
Shine bright, finna
put a tan on it
1359
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:53,075
Said I ain't took it
1360
00:56:53,710 --> 00:56:54,830
I won it, then I stand on it
1361
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,158
Money on the floor
when we dance on it
1362
00:56:57,881 --> 00:56:59,225
Shine bright, finna
put a tan on it
1363
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,249
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1364
00:57:01,317 --> 00:57:03,077
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1365
00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:04,187
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1366
00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:06,932
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1367
00:57:06,956 --> 00:57:08,191
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1368
00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:11,294
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1369
00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:21,004
Come on, Anetra!
1370
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,083
I'm a bitch and
a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
1371
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:25,107
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1372
00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,869
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1373
00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:29,077
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1374
00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:31,490
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1375
00:57:31,514 --> 00:57:32,514
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1376
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:35,043
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1377
00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:36,618
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
1378
00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:40,123
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
1379
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:53,469
Yes, ma'am.
1380
00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:55,638
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1381
00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,014
Anetra...
1382
00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:08,051
shantay, you stay.
1383
00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:11,579
- You may join the other girls.
- Thank you.
1384
00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:22,599
Marcia Marcia Marcia, we've
got much more than a hunch
1385
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,101
that you are going to be
1386
00:58:25,702 --> 00:58:28,171
a big, big star.
1387
00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:31,708
Now, sashay away.
1388
00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:34,482
Thank you for helping
me evolve who I was.
1389
00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:38,314
Thank you so much to
all of you, really.
1390
00:58:39,048 --> 00:58:41,618
I love you, Marcia.
1391
00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,352
Forget the nose.
1392
00:58:43,453 --> 00:58:44,453
Ow...
1393
00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:45,355
my heart.
1394
00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:47,390
Aw.
1395
00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:52,161
I'm honestly not super bummed.
1396
00:58:53,329 --> 00:58:55,009
I feel really proud of
what I've done here.
1397
00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:57,245
Having just lip-synched
against Anetra
1398
00:58:58,101 --> 00:59:00,061
and to have actually kind
of put up a solid fight,
1399
00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:03,037
I feel really good.
I pushed my makeup skills.
1400
00:59:03,506 --> 00:59:04,506
Oh, wait.
Grammar.
1401
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,208
Most importantly,
1402
00:59:06,809 --> 00:59:08,089
Ariana Grande knows
who I am now.
1403
00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:10,213
So, I mean, that's
worth $200,000 to me.
1404
00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:16,019
Condragulations, queens.
1405
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:19,660
And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell
1406
00:59:20,456 --> 00:59:21,856
are you going to
love somebody else?
1407
00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:23,511
- Can I get an "amen" in here?
- Amen.
1408
00:59:24,193 --> 00:59:25,828
All right.
Now let the music play.
1409
00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:30,633
A little bit of
love goes a long, long way
1410
00:59:31,768 --> 00:59:33,048
Lifting you up to a brighter day
1411
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,471
Can you feel the love?
1412
00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:40,910
Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...
1413
00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:43,325
You'll be starring
in "Wigloose."
1414
00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:45,348
Everybody's going wigloose
1415
00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,156
There's a queen that
wants to come through
1416
00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:52,322
Ooh, everybody's going wigloose
1417
00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:54,189
You didn't miss a beat.
1418
00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:56,124
Cracking me up the whole time.
1419
00:59:56,192 --> 00:59:57,192
I hope you have fun,
1420
00:59:58,194 --> 00:59:59,754
because I feel
like you're a workaholic.
1421
01:00:00,229 --> 01:00:01,229
I'm not even cutting up.
1422
01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:03,776
I just feel like you're
not being real, Loosey.
1423
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,244
You think I'm not
being real right now?
1424
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,268
There goes Loosey lying.
1425
01:00:09,472 --> 01:00:12,976
A little bit of
love goes a long, long way
1426
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,079
Lifting you up to a brighter day
1427
01:00:17,246 --> 01:00:21,084
A little bit of love
goes a long, long way
1428
01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:23,486
Turn it around when you
up and say
1429
01:00:24,387 --> 01:00:26,489
Everybody say love, love, love
1430
01:00:27,223 --> 01:00:28,958
Love, oh, love, love
1431
01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:32,695
Love, love, love, oh, love, love
1432
01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:35,898
Love, can you feel the love?
1433
01:00:35,922 --> 01:00:37,922
>>>>oakislandtk<<<<<
www.opensubtitles.org
106312
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.