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[marching band plays]
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[male announcer] Gomer Pyle, USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.
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[phone rings]
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- Get that, will you? I'm busy.
- Oh, sure, Sarge.
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Company B, Corporal Slater.
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Yeah, just a second. Sarge, it's for you.
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- I'll be right there.
- It's long distance from Hollywood.
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Huh? Hollywood?
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Hello, Sergeant Carter here.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Hi there. [chuckles]
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Me? Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, yes, sir, I'll be happy to.
Tomorrow?
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Oh, sure, I'll be there.
Sure, I can make it.
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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
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I'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye!
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- [laughs]
- What is it, Sarge?
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- Um, nothing, Slater, nothing.
- Well, it's long distance from Hollywood.
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It's gotta be something.
What's it's all about?
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Okay, okay.
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You know that TV Show, Win A Date?
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You mean the show where, if you win,
you go on a trip with a beautiful chick?
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Yeah. They picked me to be a contestant.
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Wow! How did you swing it?
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They're using three Marines
and they just happened to pick me.
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What do you mean? You have to apply
for it. Fill out a form, answer questions.
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Okay, when we were making that movie
in Hollywood, I filled out a form.
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Sarge, to get on Win A Date, you gotta go
direct to the producer's office.
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All right, so I happened
to be walking by the producer's office,
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they happened to be using Marines,
and stop asking so many questions!
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Oh, sure, Sarge, sure. Gee, Win A Date.
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Hey, what about Bunny? You're gonna be
on TV. You can't keep it a secret.
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How is she gonna feel about you
trying to win a date?
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Don't worry about Bunny. She's a sweet,
reasonable, understanding girl.
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As soon as I figure out what kind
of snow job to give her, I'll call her.
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What's the Marines got to do
with a show like that?
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Look, I didn't ask for it.
I was assigned to it.
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It's part of a Marine
public relations program.
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Well, I don't like the idea of you going
off to some island with a strange girl!
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You never even took me to Catalina!
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Well, this is different.
I gotta go on that show.
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It's orders from the top brass.
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I'm still against it.
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Honey, you got nothing to worry about.
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Chances are I won't win, anyway.
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The girl chooses the guy on the basis
of charm and personality, so...
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I just won't be charming, that's all.
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I'll fight it off.
I'll throw the whole ball game.
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Vince, I'd hate to tell you
what I think you're throwing.
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Now, I just wanna say one thing.
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- If you think that you're gonna...
- Excuse me, Bunny. I gotta hang up now.
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Here comes the colonel to give me
some last-minute instructions. Bye, doll.
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Dames.
They don't believe a word you tell them.
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Hey, Sergeant. You wanted to see me?
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Uh, yeah, Pyle. I want you to drive me
up to Los Angeles tomorrow.
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I may not be coming back for a week, so
I need you to return my car to the base.
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- Hey, Sarge, why don't you let me do it?
- Are you kidding?
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The minute you're alone,
you'll be driving up Hollywood Boulevard,
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looking for dames, taking joy rides.
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The only guy I trust with my car is Pyle.
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Well, I appreciate your faith in me,
Sergeant,
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but I didn't know you was gonna take
a trip. Where you headed for?
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Well, I don't know exactly yet.
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Chances are
it'll be to some romantic, beautiful isle
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where the palm trees sway
and the balmy breezes say...
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♪ Aloha hey, aloha hey
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- Knock it off, Slater!
- I don't understand.
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Sarge is gonna be a contestant
on the Win A Date show.
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You are?!
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Shazam, that's one of my favorite shows!
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I never dreamed I'd know somebody
who was actually on it.
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- It's nothing to get that excited about.
- But it is!
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It's just full of thrills and suspense,
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just to sit there and watch that little
girl bite her lip and wrinkle up her brow,
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trying to figure out which fella to pick.
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And then when she just
gets ready to do it,
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they throw in a commercial
and the tension even gets worse.
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- Sometimes it just gets unbearable.
- Yeah, yeah.
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There won't be any tension with you on it,
Sergeant. You'll be the winner, for sure.
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Your personality and your way with words.
That girl will be sure to pick you.
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Yeah, well, I figure
I got a pretty good chance.
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- We leave tomorrow afternoon. That's all.
- Yes, sir.
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Uh, Slater, you're gonna be in charge
of the platoon...
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Sergeant, I just happened to think
of something.
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- Yeah, Pyle?
- What about Miss Bunny?
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Isn't she gonna be mad about you
gallivanting off with some other girl?
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Look, what is this,
"Let's all worry about Bunny" week?
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Look, Pyle, I can take care of my girl
without any help from you.
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And as a matter of fact,
Bunny wants me to have a nice vacation.
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Oh, well, isn't that wonderful of Miss
Bunny? She's a very understanding person.
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Yeah.
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I'm sure glad it's you going on that show
instead of me.
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I like to travel, but to go off on a trip
with some girl I hardly know,
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that'd spoil everything.
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Can you believe it, huh?
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Well, I'll see you, Sergeant. Good luck.
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What do you mean, good luck?
Come on in and watch me.
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Well, I don't wanna be a bother to nobody.
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And besides, I don't have ticket.
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Ticket? What ticket? I'm your ticket.
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Don't you wanna see your sergeant
out-answer them other guys
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and walk off with the dame?
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Well, I sure would, Sergeant,
if you think it'll be all right.
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- Sure! Come on!
- Well, thank you, Sergeant.
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Say, maybe I'll get to see the MC,
Dick Parker, up real close.
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Did you ever notice his teeth
when he smiles?
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I bet you he goes to the dentist
more than twice a year.
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- Just wait in here, Sergeant.
- Thank you, Mr. Barrett.
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The other two Marines ought to be here
any time. You're first to arrive.
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Well, you know what they say,
the early bird catches the date.
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[both laugh]
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Yeah, well, if you'll excuse me, I've got
some last-minute details to take care of.
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- You'll be notified when it's your turn.
- I'll be ready, sir.
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I wanna thank you for letting me
come backstage with you, Sergeant.
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- It sure has been exciting.
- Hey, I think I'll get some makeup on.
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It'll give me the edge on the other guys.
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Oh, you don't need an edge, Sergeant,
not with the way you got with words.
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Like what you just said to that producer.
[chuckles]
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"The early bird catches the date."
I could sit for hours and hours
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and never think up anything
half as clever as that.
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Well, it just comes out, Pyle.
It's natural with me.
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It's a gift, Sergeant.
That's what it is, it's a gift.
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Yeah, well,
I ain't counting my chickens yet,
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not until I see what kind of competition
I got.
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You don't have to worry. You ain't got
a thing in the world to worry about.
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[chuckles]
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Go-Olly,
he must be one of the contestants.
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- Yeah.
- He's handsomer than Rock Hudson.
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Okay, Pyle, okay.
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In fact, he looks a little more
like Cary Grant.
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Will you knock it off, Pyle?
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Well, don't worry, Sergeant, looks don't
count. The girl don't even get to see you.
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Hey, that's right. They go by your voice.
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You know, I bet he's like most big guys,
got a high, squeaky voice.
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[chuckles] Hi there, Sarge.
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[smooth, deep voice] Hello, Sergeant.
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Now I know. He looks like Rock Hudson
and talks like Cary Grant.
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- Will you shut up, Pyle?!
- Well, don't worry about it, Sergeant.
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It's the clever answers that count,
and that's where you really shine.
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[groans]
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Sergeant Cramer, you're here. Good. We've
got two contestants. That's something.
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- Anything wrong, sir?
- I just got a phone call.
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We go on the air in three minutes
and our third Marine isn't gonna make it.
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Well, what do we do?
You ain't gonna cancel, are you?
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Cancel?! We've got advance publicity
on this thing. I can't...
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Wait a minute. Hey, hey, your friend here,
he can be our third contestant.
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Um, I couldn't. I... I just couldn't.
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- Why not? There's nothing to it!
- Well, I wouldn't know what to say.
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It's just answering a few simple
questions. Just be yourself, simple.
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Well, thank you, sir,
but I'm afraid I'd get too flustered,
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- especially talking to a girl I never met.
- Take it, Pyle, take it.
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- But, Sergeant...
- Excuse us, sir.
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Look, Pyle, this is a Marine project and I
don't want you to foul it up. Now take it.
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- But, Sergeant, I don't...
- I said take it now!
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Yes, sir.
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- It's okay, Mr. Barrett.
- Ha-ha! Great!
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Just stand by, all of you,
it's almost airtime.
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Well, I sure hope I don't make
a fool of myself, Sergeant,
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but I know I haven't got a chance
in the world of winning.
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Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, hi, Lou-Ann. What a nice surprise.
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Well, since Gomer drove Sergeant Carter
up to Los Angeles, I was all alone,
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so I just thought I'd come over
and watch the show with you.
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Come on in.
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I'm not so sure I'm gonna watch the show,
though.
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- You're not?
- Well, the nerve of that guy,
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trying to win a date
with some beautiful girl
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and going off with her
on a trip somewhere.
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Oh, well, it's nothing to worry about.
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Why, it's just a way
to win a free vacation.
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And besides,
they're gonna have a chaperone.
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And if I know, Vince,
he'll try to make a pass at her, too.
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Oh, now, he's not that bad.
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Oh-ho! You don't know him like I do.
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You should have heard
that cock-and-bull story
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about being ordered to go on the show.
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"Marine public relations."
He must think I'm some kind of fool.
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Well, I still feel that you
should be more understanding.
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I mean, a man needs
a little bit of room sometimes.
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If he wants to go off without you
once in a while,
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why, you just gotta be broad-minded
about it and let him.
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Well, I guess you're right.
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Oh, but it does burn me up sometimes.
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Oh, my goodness,
the show is on right this minute.
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- Do you mind if I turn on the television?
- Okay. Let's watch the Wolf Man at work.
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[applause, fanfare plays]
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And now, to play Win A Date,
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the lovely young starlet who can be seen
in the delightful Marathon production
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Very Cold for Spring, co-starring
Hamilton Jones and Phyllis Lafferty,
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now playing at theaters and drive-ins
near you,
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in full color,
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Miss Wendy Sparks!
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[applause, fanfare playing]
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Welcome to Win A Date, Wendy.
It's nice to have you with us.
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Thank you,
and it's just wonderful being here.
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You know, I watch the show all the time,
and now here I am, actually on it.
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[Parker] And it's wonderful having you.
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- Well, shall we play Win A Date?
- Yes, let's.
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All right, just be seated.
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Tonight, Wendy,
we have three stalwart Marines
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who'll be competing
for the pleasure of your company.
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Of course, you can't see them, but now
we'll show them to our studio audience
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and to our viewers at home.
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And here's Marine number one.
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[applause, marines' hymn plays]
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Marine number two.
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[applause, marines' hymn plays]
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Why, he comes over real handsome
on television!
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Yeah, it's the first time
I've seen a rat fink in living color.
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And finally, Marine number three.
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[fanfare plays, applause]
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How about that!
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Why, he didn't tell me
that he was gonna be on the show.
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Well, how could he do this to me?!
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Well, relax, honey,
you've got to be broad-minded about it.
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[Parker] All right, Miss Sparks,
start with the questions.
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Marine number one...
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if we went out on a first date together,
would you try and kiss me good night?
225
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,765
Why not?
What better way to get to know me?
226
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,353
Marine number two,
would you try to kiss me good night?
227
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,313
Certainly not.
228
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,566
At all times,
I'm a Marine and a gentleman,
229
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,445
and I have too much respect
for the opposite sex to ever get fresh.
230
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,906
Not getting fresh on a first date!
231
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,659
Why, the first time he took me out,
I thought he was an octopus.
232
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,161
Marine number three, what about you?
233
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,455
Well, if it was our first date,
234
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,624
I sure wouldn't try
to kiss you good night,
235
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,709
but I would see you to the door
236
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,587
and tell you what a nice time I had
and shake your hand.
237
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,590
Marine number two,
238
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,885
what would you do if we were marooned
on a desert island?
239
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,764
Well, I'm a Marine and a gentleman,
240
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,685
so I certainly wouldn't take advantage
of the situation.
241
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:53,564
I would keep my distance, and at no time
would I ever try to get fresh.
242
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,651
I'd like to be marooned on a desert island
with Vince.
243
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,444
I'd hide his suntan lotion.
244
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,029
[Wendy] Marine number one?
245
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,282
The first thing I'd do
is sink the life raft.
246
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,659
Then I'd just let nature take its course.
247
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,327
Marine number three?
248
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:12,375
Well... first of all, I'd gather
some brush and start a smoke fire
249
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,461
to maybe signal some passing ship
or airplane.
250
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:19,090
In the meantime, though, I'd scrounge
around the island for some food.
251
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,385
Now, water is always a problem
on an island,
252
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,263
so I'd probably go inland
and look for a creek.
253
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,765
Now, shelter's a problem, too,
254
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:32,020
but there'd probably be trees on the
island, enough to build two nice huts.
255
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:35,273
The main thing is just to survive
until rescue comes.
256
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,400
My!
257
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:42,238
Marine number three, if I picked you
and we went on this trip together,
258
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:45,325
would you mind one night
if I went out with another man?
259
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:50,079
Well, how could I?
Not being officially engaged to you,
260
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,708
I've got no right to stand in the way
of you enjoying yourself.
261
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,961
Besides, I could keep real busy
just writing postcards back home.
262
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,130
Marine number one,
263
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,591
how would you feel if I wanted to go out
with another man?
264
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:05,553
Honey, one afternoon with me and that
thought would never enter your mind.
265
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,015
Marine number two?
266
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:13,144
Uh, well...
I'm not only a Marine and a gentleman,
267
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:17,065
I'm also the fair-minded type,
so I don't think I would mind,
268
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:20,777
provided the guy you go out with
doesn't try to get fresh.
269
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,445
[scoffs]
270
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,281
[Parker] Well, ladies and gentlemen,
that concludes our questioning.
271
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,576
And now let's see
if Wendy has made her decision.
272
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:32,663
You know something?
If it was me, I wouldn't pick any of 'em.
273
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,875
Well, I think Gomer was the cutest,
274
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,003
but I'm still furious with him
for going on that show.
275
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,923
After giving it a lot of thought,
I made my choice.
276
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,135
And because I felt
he was the most sincere,
277
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,930
I chose Marine number... three.
278
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,640
- [Lou-Ann gasps]
- [Bunny screams]
279
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,643
[applause]
280
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,822
But honest, Sergeant, I wasn't trying to
win. I just said what come to my mind.
281
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,866
- Give me the keys to the car, Pyle.
- I really thought you was gonna win.
282
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,452
You was a perfect gentleman
and said all the right things.
283
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,830
- Give me the keys, Pyle.
- I didn't even wanna go on the show.
284
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,082
- You ordered me to.
- The keys, the keys.
285
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,335
- Yes, sir.
- Goodbye, Pyle.
286
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,963
But, Sergeant, how am I gonna
get back to the base?
287
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:25,299
You won yourself a trip
all the way to Hawaii.
288
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,094
You ought to be able to figure out a way
to get back to the base.
289
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,304
- But, Sergeant...
- Aloha, Pyle, aloha.
290
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,809
Pyle. You were beautiful, Pyle.
Great answers.
291
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,937
We'll be contacting you tomorrow
to fill you in on the details of the trip.
292
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,481
- Congratulations.
- Oh, Mr. Barrett, uh...
293
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,234
- Yeah?
- I don't wanna go.
294
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,696
- You what?
- Well, I just can't go.
295
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,531
Oh, you mean you can't get leave.
296
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,868
Don't worry, we'll get in touch with your
commanding officer and make arrangements.
297
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:56,038
Oh, it's not that, sir.
It's just that I've got this steady girl,
298
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,333
Lou-Ann Poovie's her name,
and, well, it just wouldn't be fair to her
299
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,586
for me to go off
with some girl I hardly know.
300
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,629
You've gotta go. You've won.
301
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,175
We've sent out advance publicity about
Wendy going on this trip with a Marine.
302
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,927
Well, couldn't you get some other Marine
to go with her?
303
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:13,389
- 'Cause I've got a real good suggestion.
- Sergeant Carter?
304
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,142
Yeah, 'cause he was really
looking forward to this trip,
305
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,644
and I know it'd make him real happy
if you'd let him go,
306
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,521
that is if it ain't breaking any rules.
307
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,899
How could it?
This has never happened before.
308
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,485
Besides, this is my show.
I guess I can make up my own rules.
309
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,614
Oh, well, thank you, thank you, thank you!
And you won't be sorry, Mr. Barrett,
310
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,867
'cause Sergeant Carter is a credit
to the Corps and a perfect gentleman.
311
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,661
I know, he never gets fresh.
312
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,331
Okay, tell your sergeant
we'll be contacting him tomorrow.
313
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,584
I surely will, and he won't have
the same problem as me
314
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,295
'cause he already talked it over
with his girl, Miss Bunny,
315
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,631
and she said
it'd be perfectly all right with her.
316
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:50,343
Well, all I can tell you is, Vince,
that it's a good thing you didn't win.
317
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,763
[chuckles] 'Cause if you'd gone off
with that Wendy what's-her-name,
318
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,058
- you would have seen the last of me.
- Honey, that's why I didn't try to win.
319
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,104
- What do you mean you didn't try to win?
- Couldn't you tell?
320
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,148
I threw the whole thing,
just like I said I would.
321
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,275
- You did?
- Well, sure!
322
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,946
I knew you were gonna be upset,
so I said to myself,
323
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:14,242
"Vince, you can't do a thing like that
to a sweet kid like Bunny.
324
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:18,913
They can order you to go on the show,
but they can't make you win."
325
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:24,210
- That's what you said to yourself, huh?
- Those were my exact words to myself.
326
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,798
Well, maybe you did try to throw it.
327
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,134
Had to be some reason for coming up
with all those dumb answers.
328
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,761
[laughs]
329
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,098
Aw. All right, I believe you,
330
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,475
and you were a doll to do it.
331
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,352
- How about a cold beer?
- Great.
332
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,772
- Coming right up.
- How about some of them pretzels?
333
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,732
- [Bunny] You got 'em!
- [chuckles]
334
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,151
- [phone rings]
- [Bunny] Will you get that, please?
335
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,153
Hm? Oh, okay.
336
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,116
[phone rings]
337
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,201
- Hello.
- Sergeant Carter?
338
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,204
- I'm glad you're there. This is Gomer.
- What do you want, Pyle?
339
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,375
I couldn't find you on the base, so I
figured you might be over at Miss Bunny's.
340
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,378
- I got good news for you.
- You're quitting the Marines.
341
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:11,549
Oh, no, sir. You know that trip to Hawaii
you wanted so much?
342
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:15,970
- Well, you're gonna get to go on it.
- What? Is this some kind of gag, Pyle?
343
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:20,057
Oh, no. You see, I didn't want to go
on the trip and make Lou-Ann unhappy,
344
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,476
and since you already had
Miss Bunny's approval,
345
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,646
I just told Mr. Barrett I wanted you
to go in my place and he agreed.
346
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,899
Well... what do you know?
347
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,694
That sounds very interesting, Pyle.
348
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:34,030
He's gonna call you tomorrow
and give you all the details.
349
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,035
Uh, yeah, yeah, well, thanks for calling.
350
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,078
- Goodbye.
- Who was it?
351
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,955
- It was for me.
- Oh.
352
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:53,674
Boy... you just can't tell in the Marines.
You never can tell.
353
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,676
What?
354
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,847
That call was to put me on alert. They're
sending me off on a secret mission.
355
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:04,226
Secret mission?
What kind of secret mission?
356
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,605
Well, Bunny, I can't very well tell you
if it's a secret.
357
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,359
It's top, top security. Top, top.
358
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:15,446
Uh-huh.
And, uh, when are you gonna be leaving?
359
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:20,117
Well, I don't know yet, but, uh,
they'll be contacting me tomorrow.
360
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,536
I'll probably get a call
from the Pentagon.
361
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,122
- Pentagon, huh?
- Yeah.
362
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:29,919
Well... I'd better shove off, honey,
so I can get a good night's sleep.
363
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:33,923
There are gonna be a lot of briefing
sessions, map reading, stuff like that.
364
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:37,301
Mind if I take a rain check on the beer
and the pretzels? I'll call you.
365
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,180
If I get back safely.
366
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,561
C'est la guerre, huh?
367
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,690
[door buzzer]
368
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,904
Who is it?
369
00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,533
- [Gomer] It's me, Gomer.
- Gomer who?
370
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,828
[Gomer] I've got to talk to you, Lou-Ann.
You haven't been answering your phone.
371
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,080
Well, I'm surprised
that you have time to talk.
372
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,250
I thought you'd be so busy
packing for your trip to Hawaii
373
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,752
with that darling little starlet.
374
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,463
[Gomer] That's what I've got to talk to you
about. I ain't going.
375
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,966
You're not?!
376
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,386
- Hey, Lou-Ann.
- Hey, Gomer.
377
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,847
Listen, the only reason
I went on that program
378
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,141
was because they were short
one contestant.
379
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,601
- Really?
- Uh-huh. And when I won,
380
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,312
I just went over and told that producer
I didn't wanna go.
381
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,941
You're my girl, Lou-Ann,
and I just couldn't go with anybody else.
382
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,860
Oh, Gomer.
383
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:41,532
But, oh, if you're not going,
then what about that nice starlet?
384
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,576
Then she won't get to go, either.
385
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,495
Oh, well, that's the best part.
She will get to go
386
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,790
because they let me pick Sergeant Carter
to take my place.
387
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:55,588
Sergeant Carter? But, well, what about
Bunny? What's she gonna say?
388
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,299
She don't mind.
Sergeant Carter said she was all for it.
389
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,050
She wanted him to have a nice vacation.
390
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:04,597
Oh, Gomer, I don't know
how you got that information,
391
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,849
but it doesn't happen to be true.
392
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:10,186
Well... Bunny and I
watched the show together tonight
393
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,313
and she was very upset.
394
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,775
Well, she was real glad
when Sergeant Carter lost.
395
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,527
- She was?
- Well, yes.
396
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,989
And now when she finds out
this latest development,
397
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,450
I just don't know what she's going to do.
398
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,578
Go-Olly.
399
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,748
Well, I sure have fouled things up,
haven't I?
400
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,001
Hello there, Mr. Barrett. Aloha!
401
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,086
[laughs]
402
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,130
Yes, sir, I was expecting the call.
403
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,841
So just fill me in on all the travel plans
and I...
404
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,094
What?
405
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,013
I'm not going?
406
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,848
But Pyle just told me...
407
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,267
What?
408
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,896
What?
409
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,107
Oh.
410
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,406
Pyle called the producer
and canceled my trip.
411
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,410
- You mean you're not going?
- No.
412
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,664
What are you gonna do, Sarge?
413
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,543
Before or after I kill Pyle?
414
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,296
So you see, Miss Bunny,
it was all my fault.
415
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:22,800
I didn't know your real feelings
about Sergeant Carter going to Hawaii
416
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,593
and neither did the sergeant, I guess.
417
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,972
It was you who called him here to tell him
you arranged for him to take that trip?
418
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,349
That's right.
As soon as I found out my mistake,
419
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,185
I called up Mr. Barrett,
and now the sergeant don't have to go.
420
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,938
That's very interesting, Gomer.
421
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,524
I'm beginning to understand
a lot of things about Vince
422
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:42,486
that I didn't understand before. Thank you
for straightening everything out, Gomer.
423
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:46,031
- Well, you're welcome, I'm sure.
- [door buzzer]
424
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:51,120
- Hi, Bun.
- Why, Vince! What a surprise!
425
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,706
Well, I thought you'd be off
on your secret mission by now.
426
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:57,001
Uh, yeah, uh, well,
that's what I came to see you about.
427
00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:00,212
The mission was called off.
I just got the word from the Pentagon.
428
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,631
Oh? Well, how nice!
429
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,842
Yeah, so I figure we could do something.
430
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:08,470
Sure! And I know exactly what.
431
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,723
[yells]
432
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,518
Oh! Oh! Bunny!
433
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:18,188
- [Carter] Bunny!
- She doesn't live here any more!
434
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,857
Bunny!
435
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,901
Bunny?
436
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,531
Company B, Corporal Slater.
437
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,285
Hold on. Sarge, Bunny's at the main gate.
438
00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:34,455
Huh?
Oh, yeah, tell them to send her on down.
439
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,165
Okay, send her in.
440
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,501
- You two talking again?
- Ah, just barely.
441
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:42,963
She's bringing some toys over
for the Toys For Kids program.
442
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,049
- Go out and give her a hand, will you?
- Sure.
443
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,303
[strums ukulele]
444
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:52,723
- Sergeant Carter?
- What do you want, Pyle? I'm busy.
445
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,892
Sergeant, you'll never guess
what I got in the mail
446
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,727
all the way from Honolulu, Hawaii.
447
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,938
You're right, I won't guess.
Goodbye, Pyle.
448
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,107
It's Wendy Sparks.
You remember, from Win A Date.
449
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,860
Huh? Let me see that.
450
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,324
"To my favorite Marine.
Till we meet again.
451
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,910
Wish you were here. Wendy Sparks."
452
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,872
Ain't that the sweetest thing, I mean, for
her to take the time out to send me that?
453
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:17,957
Yeah.
454
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,959
- Sarge.
- Hm? Oh.
455
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,378
- Hey, Miss Bunny! Here, let me help you.
- Thanks, Gomer.
456
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,505
- There's some more out in the trunk.
- I'll get them.
457
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:26,298
Hey, what's this?
458
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,300
"To my favorite Marine.
Till we meet again.
459
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,261
Wish you were here. Wendy Sparks"?
460
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,389
Huh? Let me see that!
461
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,183
- Uh, that's Pyle's.
- On your desk?
462
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,644
Oh, sure, Vince! Uh!
463
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,437
[Carter yells]
464
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,148
Wait, Bunny! Slater!
465
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,109
Bunny! Pyle!
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