All language subtitles for Gomer Pyle U S M C S04E24 Goodbye Dolly 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track5_[eng]

[marching band plays]

How about a refill, Luke?

No, thanks, Bill. If I'm going to
get there, I better be on my way.

Well, I don't envy you none.

You and that old horse
have been together for a lot of years.

Yeah, I'm going to miss Dolly.
She's a right good old mare.

When they get to be that age,

there's just nothing left to do
but to have 'em put away.

I guess.

I'm gonna walk her over to Wee's place,
and he's gonna lend me his trailer.

Poor Dolly.

Thanks a lot. I should be able to get
a lift the rest of the way from here.

Well, hey there, girl.

Ain't you a pretty one, though?

Say, I know what you'd like.

You just stand right here,
and I'll be right back.

- Afternoon. Cup of coffee?
- Yes, sir. I think I'll have a cup.

But if you don't mind,
I think I'll take the sugar first.

[chuckles]

Looks like Dolly found a friend
her last day around.

There you go.

Now, that ought to hold you
till your next bag of oats.

Thanks. See you, Luke.

Well, here's your coffee.

Oh, thank you.

And by the way, that sugar I took,

I hope you don't mind,
but I gave it to that horse outside.

Oh, you mean old Dolly.

- Dolly?
- Yeah. That's her name.

Well, it sure suits her,

'cause she's one of the sweetest,
friendliest horses I ever met.

She reminds me of Maybelle,

an old horse I used to ride on
my Uncle Clarence's farm back home.

Yeah, too bad about Dolly.
On her way to the glue factory, you know.

Glue factory?

Yeah. He's having her put away.

You mean that feller
that was just in here?

He's taking her to have her put away?

It's a shame, I know,
but she's getting on.

Mister! Hey, mister!

Pardon me, sir, but could I ask
you something about your horse?

- Yeah?
- Is it true

you're taking her somewhere
to have her put away?

'fraid so. We're heading there now.

Well, why on earth
would you want to do a thing like that?

She's not sick, is she?
I mean, there's nothing wrong with her.

No, nothing but a bad case of old age.

She's just wore out, ain't ya, gal?

Can't do a lick of work no more,
and I can't afford to keep her.

But a sweet old horse like this,

surely there must be somebody
that'll give her a home.

'fraid not. There aren't too many
retirement homes for old nags.

No, I guess there's just one place
for old Dolly.

Come on, gal. Let's get it behind us.

Well, wait a minute.
What if somebody wanted to buy her?

Dolly?
Who'd want to buy an old nag like her?

Well... I might.

Why, you're in the Marines.
What would you be doing with a horse?

Well, that's something
I'd have to figure out,

but no need for you to worry.

Well, I don't know, son. I...

Listen, I've got $10 on me.

If that's not enough, I can give you
some more the first of the month.

Okay.

If you want her that bad,
you can have her.

I just hope you know what you're doing.

- Hey, Lester.
- [Lester] Huh?

Come outside a minute.

[inaudible conversation]

There. That ought to do it.

Nobody'd ever know
that there was a horse in there.

Yes, that's a pretty good job, all right.

But, Pyle, tell me one thing...

how long do you think she can stay here
without being discovered?

Well, it's just
till I find a place for her.

I'm sorry, Lester. I just had to.

I couldn't stand to see them take
the poor old thing off to be destroyed.

Besides, she reminds me of Maybelle.

Well, let's just hope
you can find a stable for her

before anyone finds her. Come on.

We better get back to the barracks.

Yeah.

Thanks a lot for helping me, Lester.

It's a relief to know
for at least the time being

that she's out of sight
and won't be noticed.

Say, if any of you fellers
don't want your apple,

I'd be glad
to take it off your hands for you.

Uh, Joey, do you want your apple?

How come you want extra apples?

Oh, well, I want to get them
for between-meal snacks.

You see, I've been feeling tired
and listless lately,

and that can mean only one thing...

that my body's low on iron,

and there ain't no better way
to get your iron than eating apples.

Okay. You can have mine.

Thank you, Joey.

Any of you guys
want to give your apple to Pyle?

He's got tired blood.

- [laughter]
- You can have mine, Pyle.

Thank you, Lester.

Anybody else want to give me their apple?

Oh, gee, thank you.

All I can get here. Thank you.

Uh... any apples over here?

Be glad to take them off your hands,
right in the bag here. Thank you.

Apple?

Okay, Nelson,
let's get this sack tightened up.

For a second,
I thought you were still in it.

Not bad, Hummel, not bad.

But them socks
could be rolled a shade tighter.

Yes, Sergeant. I'll get on it right away.

Uh, Sergeant Carter,
before you inspect me,

I think there's something
I better tell you.

What's the matter, Pyle?
You got some excuse about something?

Oh, no, Sergeant. It's not that.

Well, that's why we always
pull these surprise inspections,

just so we can catch slackers.

Pyle!

I'm sorry, Sergeant.
This is what I tried to tell you.

Don't try to tell me anything.

You've been hoarding food,
saving up for them midnight snacks.

You're nothing
but a big chowhound, ain't ya?

Yes, sir.

- He has an iron deficiency, Sergeant.
- [Carter] Huh?

I don't think the sergeant
wants to hear about that.

You're darn right
I don't want to hear about it.

You're through stuffing yourself, Pyle.
Get rid of them apples.

From now on,
you're down to three meals a day,

just like the rest of us.

Yes, Sergeant.

- No more apples.
- Come on, Boyle.

I've had enough of this barracks.

Well, pick 'em up. Pick 'em up!

Hey, Sergeant Carter, Corporal Boyle.

Did you notice the roll
Pyle's getting around his middle?

He's nothing but a big pile of fat.

Now that you mention it,
he is putting on weight.

Must be those apples.

Yeah, well, he ain't the only one.
The whole platoon's getting soft.

I think I better double up on PT.

Yeah, I think so, Sarge.

That's it, Dolly. Chew 'em up real good.

There ain't nothing worse
than gobbling your oats.

Now, that's all I've got.
That's all I've got on me.

Right there.

Remember now, you stay right here.

Whatever you do,
don't you move from this spot.

Twenty-nine...

...30...

...31 ...

...32.

This is a strange time
to be doing this, Sarge.

It never hurts to get in a little extra.
We can all use it, Boyle.

What's the matter, Sarge?

I just thought I saw Dombrowski
looking in the window.

You know, horse-face Dombrowski?

- Dombrowski?
- Yeah.

That character over in quartermaster.

What would he be looking
in our window for? Huh?

There's nobody there, Sarge.

But he was just there.

Well, it couldn't have been Dombrowski.
He's on leave.

Well, if it ain't him,
there's somebody else on his base

that looks an awful lot like a horse.

Look, Sarge, maybe you better
forget about the exercising

and get some sleep, huh?
You've been pushing it pretty hard.

Yeah, maybe you're right.
Let's hit the sack.

You know... it's funny how some people
look like horses and dogs.

You know what you always look like
to me, Boyle?

A giraffe.

Giraffe?

What do I look like to you?

Never mind.

Pyle, aren't you coming to bed?

- I'm worried, Lester.
- [Marines snoring]

I'm worried
that somebody's going to discover Dolly.

Well, you've been pretty lucky so far.

I know, but, well, I hadn't had a chance
to go find her a place to stay,

and I'm just worried about how long
my luck is going to hold out.

Well, there's nothing
we can do about it right now.

So let's get some sleep.

I'll try, but something tells me
this is gonna be a restless night.

I bet I don't sleep a wink.

Pyle. Pyle!

Shazam, it's Dolly.

Oh, my goodness.

[horse whinny]

What's so funny, Boyle?

What's that, Sarge?

[horse whinny]

I thought that was you.

It's a whinny, like from a horse.

It sure is.

Could some joker be watching a Western
on television this time of night?

Impossible. The rec room closes at 10:00.

[horse whinny]

Hey, Sarge. That's sounded real.

That horse face in the window.

That wasn't Dombrowski's horse face.

That was a horse's horse face. Come on!

[Gomer] Hey, Sergeant Carter.

I guess you'd like an explanation.

- Sergeant...
- No, wait.

First, I want to make sure
this isn't some kind of nightmare.

I want to be sure we are all awake.

You're Pyle, you're Boyle...

...and this is a horse.

Sergeant...

Pyle, I thought I'd seen everything.

You sneaked a kid on the base,
a girl, a dog,

a cat, a skunk... but a horse?

A horse?

I can explain everything,
Sergeant, honest I can.

Do that, Pyle,
because I'm just dying to know

what a big old white horse is doing on a
Marine base in the middle of the night.

Aren't you just dying to know
what a big old white horse

is doing on a Marine base
in the middle of the night? Tell us, Pyle.

What's a big old white horse doing on a
Marine base in the middle of the night?

Well, she was on her way
to the glue factory,

you know, to be put away.

Yeah, yeah?

Well, I just couldn't stand
the thought of 'em doing that.

So, well... I bought her.

Oh.

Well, that explains everything.

Come on, Boyle.

Yes?

Sergeant, then is it all right
if the horse stays around?

Temporarily, I mean?

Oh, no, Pyle.
I thought that was understood.

You are to get rid of this horse
right away, immediately, now.

You're to get this horse off this base
immediately, now!

CARTER [yelling] Now, you listen to me,
you blockhead!

[indistinct yelling]

[Carter] Now, you get this horse
off this base once and for all.

Off this base!

Is that clear?

Sergeant, can't we wait
until morning at least?

Pyle, get your shirt on
and get her outta here.

Well, yes, Sergeant.

Well... well, you'll have to hold on
to Dolly so she don't run off.

This whole thing is ridiculous, Boyle.

Here I am in the middle of the night

standing out here in my underwear
holding onto a horse.

How do these things happen to me? How?

Now, the training schedule
for today will be as follows...

Right after morning chow,
we will go out to the obstacle course.

After that, there will be
small arms practice, followed by...

[horse whinny]

...followed by judo practice,
and after that...

[horse whinny]

All right. Go! ten-hut.

Dismissed.

All except you, Pyle.

Okay, Pyle.

I think you know what I heard,

and I'm giving just two seconds
to convince me

that what I heard I didn't really hear.

No, Sergeant. I'm afraid you heard right.

It was Dolly.

Pyle, I thought I told you
to get her off the base!

Well, it was
the middle of the night, Sergeant.

That's what I was trying to tell you.

See, it's going to take time
to find a stable.

All right.

Let's go back to the beginning.

Just who did you buy
this stupid horse from in the first place?

From a farmer.

And she ain't stupid.

Okay. This farmer you bought her from.

Take her back.

But Sergeant, he was taking her
to have her put away.

I know that, Pyle.

- Take her back.
- But Sergeant...

Back, Pyle, back. And that's an order.

Sergeant, just think for a minute.

Is this something
that we want on our conscience?

Our conscience?
What are you talking about, Pyle?

Putting Dolly away.
Don't you see, Sergeant?

It's something we'd have on our conscience
the rest of our lives.

What do you mean "we", Pyle?
How did it become "we"?

You're the one that brought
that stupid nag here in the first place.

And if you can't get rid of her, I will.
Now, where is she?

She's ain't really stupid, Sergeant.

Where is she?

Well, I've got her tied up
behind the water tower.

Okay. Come on. We're going
to the motor pool to get a truck.

We'll get rid of that horse
once and for all.

- Do I have to, Sergeant? Do I have to?
- Do you have to?

- Yeah.
- Hey, Sarge. I've been looking for you.

I've been over at headquarters.

They heard the whinny, right?
The colonel heard the whinny.

No, an ordinance team
from back east is on the base,

and the colonel wants you to take
the men out on the test area right away.

- Right away?
- Yeah, they're doing a demonstration.

In fact, the team's out there
now setting it up.

Okay. Okay.

Now, hear this, Pyle.

You get that horse of yours
back to that farmer right now.

- Understand?
- Yes, Sergeant.

And the minute you hand him over,
you head straight back to the test area.

- You got that, Pyle?
- Yes, Sergeant.

But can I ask you just one question?

Are we both sure
that this is really what we want to do?

Get outta here!

Yes, Sergeant, I guess we are sure.

If I just had more time, Dolly,
just a little more time.

That's our answer, Dolly.

I'll hide you in that shed till dark

and that'll give me time
to find you a place.

This is perfect, Dolly.

You'll be outta sight,
and you'll be nice and safe.

[Carter] Halt.

Halt! Right face.

At ease.

Pyle, how did you get back here so fast?
Did you get rid of the horse?

Well, I...

You didn't do it.

I can tell by the look on your face
you didn't do it.

Pyle, I gave you an order,
and when I give you an order,

I expect it to be carried out.

Where'd you put the horse?

Ten-hut.

At ease.

- Everybody here, Sergeant?
- All present and accounted for, sir.

Good. We'll get right
to the demonstration.

Where'd you put the horse?

Now, men, you're here to witness
a new type of plastic explosive,

one that's half the size
yet packs twice the explosive punch.

Where'd you put the horse?

I want you all to look down there,

and you'll see what one of these charges
can do to that old supply shed.

- Stand fast, watch closely. No talking.
- [he mouths]

Now then, if there are no questions,
we'll proceed.

Sergeant Carter. Sergeant Carter!

Quiet, Pyle.

All right, men. We're ready.

Sergeant Carter. Sergeant Carter, please!

Will you be quiet, Pyle?
You heard the colonel. No talking.

But Sergeant...

All right, sir. All set.

Fine. Let her rip.

Pyle!

Hold it! Hold everything!

Sergeant, what in the devil is going on?
Has Pyle gone crazy?

Well, uh, sir, the...

the shed happens to be occupied, sir.

Occupied? Who's in there?

Well, it's not exactly a who, sir.

It's an it.

[horse whinny]

Sir, I guess you'd like an explanation.

Like I said, sir, this is all my doings.
And I sure hope

you won't hold Sergeant Carter
and the rest of the platoon responsible.

Well, I suggest you take this horse
right back where you got it from.

I understand your concern.

But we can't treat horses
like human beings.

We can't let them stand around
and wait for their time to come.

Yes, sir.

- You'd better get started right away.
- I will, sir.

Let's get on with the demonstration,
Sergeant.

Aye, aye, sir.

Are you satisfied, Pyle?

Are you convinced now
that that horse has to go

or would you like a direct order
from the Pentagon?

No, Sergeant. I know now
it's the only right thing to do.

And well, don't worry,
this time I'll do it.

What do you think?

It's purty.

Not bad for an amateur, huh?

You mean you're not an artist?

[chuckles] No. I just dabble a little.

Well, for a dabbler,
it sure is turning out purty.

The branches on that tree
look almost real.

Thanks.

It's just a hobby
I picked up after I retired.

I own all this land, and I've got nothing
to do now except paint it.

I figured if it's good enough
for Churchill and Eisenhower,

it's good enough for me.

[chuckles] Who knows,
I may be another Grandma Moses.

Well, it's real nice to come out here
in the fresh air and sunshine

and the birds singing.

You get pretty sick
of reading the newspaper,

playing cards, and watching television.

I bet you do at that.

This picture may never win a prize,

may never even be sold or anything.

It'll prove nothing
except that somebody did it.

And that somebody served a purpose.

It's like that tree.

It may not mean anything to anybody else,
but it does to me.

Why? Because I'm painting it.

To me it's useful.

You're right.

That tree is serving a purpose,
well, by just being there.

I never thought of it like that.

That's a good way to think.

Then you get the feeling that
you're not just vegetating on a shelf.

You're serving some purpose in life
and still something can be...

Don't she look good standing there?

Well... yes.

Don't you think she'd look good
in your painting?

I don't know.

- Maybe she would.
- Then she's all yours

to paint to your heart's content.

You see, sir, Dolly's a lot like you
and that old tree out there too.

She's getting on in years but,
well, she'd still like to be useful.

And well, posing for you
and adding something to your painting,

well, that'd do it.

Well...

...maybe she would round it out at that.

How long could you let me
have her to pose?

- Oh, you could have her permanent, sir.
- Permanent? But...

You see, I've been looking for
a real nice home for her,

and this place would be ideal.

Well, Dolly'd not only
be a good model for you,

but she'd make you
a wonderful and loyal friend.

Both of you being retired,
you'd be good company for each other.

All right, son.

Heh-heh! Well, well, hello there.

I don't have so many friends around here
that I can afford to turn down one.

Well, thank you, sir.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Well, goodbye, Dolly. And see there?
You are serving a purpose.

Hey, Sarge.

- Look over here.
- What?

Now he's really flipped.

Come on, Boyle.

Pyle!

Another animal you're saving, Pyle?
Have you gone crazy?

Have you lost your mind completely?

There's no deal. You understand?

The deal's off.

Whatever agreement he made with you,
it's not legal.

It won't stand up in court.
He's mentally incompetent.

- Sergeant, all I was...
- And you come with me, Pyle.

I don't want to hear another word.

But, Sergeant, you don't understand.

All I understand, Pyle, is that you're not
bringing any elephants on this base.

Now, get that through your fat head.

No elephants!

But, Sergeant, I wasn't buying this
elephant. He's with the circus.

Huh?

You see, the circus
is opening in town tonight,

and I was just asking this feller
where I could buy tickets.

Say, Sergeant,
would you like to go with me?

I'm sure we'd have a real good time.

Oh, just stay away from me, Pyle.

Just stay away!