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[marching band playing]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

You're sure you don't have any plans
for the weekend, Sergeant?

My wife and I certainly
don't want to impose on you.

Oh, no, sir. I have no plans at all,
at least no important ones.

I'll be glad to take care
of the dog for you, sir. Absolutely.

Well, we certainly appreciate it,
Sergeant.

The last time we went away,
we left Princey in a kennel.

And do you know, that poor boy
didn't eat at all?

I don't believe he slept, either.

He came home with big dark circles
under his eyes.

Well, I'm sure Sergeant Carter
will take good care of him.

Oh, yes, sir. You can be sure of that.

You and Mrs. Gray just go up
to the lake and have a nice time.

And don't worry about the dog at all.
He'll be in good hands.

His food is in here, Sergeant.

All you have to do is feed him once a day,
see he has water,

and take him for a walk once in a while.

Yes, sir. I'll certainly do that.

All right, Sergeant.
You can take him now.

We should be home tomorrow night
about 7:00.

Fine, sir.
I'll bring him back about that time.

Oh, if you have any problems,
just call us at the lake.

- I wrote the number on the bag.
- Yes, sir.

[barking]

Oh, don't worry, Sergeant.
When he growls,

that's just his way
of saying he wants to play.

Oh. Well, uh, I'm glad you
mentioned that, ma'am.

Now, take good care of him.
He's such a darling animal.

Don't worry, ma'am. He'll be fine.

Come on, Princey. Come on.

[Vince] Bunny? Vince.

Listen, I hate to tell you this,
but I just blew our whole weekend.

Well, the colonel went up
to Cedar Lake for two days,

and he asked me to take care of his dog.

Well, what could I say?

Hi, Sergeant. Oh, excuse me.

[Vince] How can we take him with us?
That's ridiculous.

Hiya, Prince.
Where did you come from, boy?

We can't take him to a restaurant.
We can't take him dancing.

We can't take him to a movie.

You remember me? I'm Gomer.

Why, sure, you remember me,
you son of a gun, you.

How could I get somebody else?

Who would be stupid enough
to give up a whole weekend just...

Uh, Bunny, I think I just got an idea.
I'll call you back.

If it works out,
I'll pick you up later this afternoon.

- Colonel's dog, you know.
- I know. I know Prince.

- You like him, huh, Pyle?
- Oh, yeah.

He's one of the nicest dogs
I've ever known.

What's he doing over here, Sergeant?

Oh, well, the colonel and his wife
went up to Cedar Lake for the weekend,

and they're letting me take care
of the dog for them while they're gone.

Well, for goodness sakes,
ain't you the lucky one, though?

Hey, seeing as how you're
so fond of Prince,

I might let you help me take care
of him part of the time.

- Do you really mean it, Sergeant?
- Yeah.

To begin with, I'll let you take care
of him this afternoon and tonight.

And if it works out, I might even
let you have him some tomorrow.

Gee, Sergeant, I don't know how
I'll ever be able to thank you.

Forget it.

Uh, listen, why don't you take him
for a little walk right now?

Oh, fine. We'd love that,
wouldn't we, Prince?

Come on, big fella. Let's go for a walk.
Come on, now.

Sergeant Carter?

Oh, my... you're back, Pyle.
How's the dog?

Well-- well, to tell you the truth,
Sergeant, I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?

[door slams]

Pyle, don't tell me you let him
get away from you!

Uh-huh, just as soon as we left here,

a little old cat came out
from behind a tree--

But that was three hours ago! Why didn't
you come back and tell me right away?

Do you think he went back
to the colonel's house?

No. I was just over there
right before I came back here.

- And he wasn't there.
- Oh, Pyle, you--

[phone rings]

Company B, Sergeant Carter.

Hello, Colonel.

I just thought I'd call, Sergeant,
and see how everything was. Um...

How is everything?

Why... why... fine, sir, fine.

Couldn't be better. No, sir.

Mm-hmm. And, uh, how's the dog?

The dog? Uh, Prince?

Oh, he's fine, too, sir, I guess.

You guess? What do you mean,
you don't know?

Oh, no, sir.

I mean, I believe he's fine.

I mean, there's no reason he shouldn't be.

Mm-hmm. Just a moment, Sergeant.

Uh, I'd like you to hear something.

[dog panting]

What's that, sir?

That, Sergeant, is the sound of a dog
who's just run 23 miles.

You mean that's Prince?
You mean he's up there with you?

Oh, that's wonderful, sir.

I mean, I'm glad to know that he's safe.

Yes, he just arrived a few minutes ago.

He must have gotten away
from you quite soon after we left.

[Vince] Well, yes, sir, he did.

But we'll be right up there
to get him, Colonel.

Thank you, sir.

Pyle, I'm going to give you another
chance for two reasons.

One, because every man deserves
a second chance,

and two, because I got a date with Bunny.

You think you can hold
onto him this time, Sergeant?

Oh, I'm sure of it, sir. I mean,
a thing like that can happen once.

But it certainly can't happen again.

Well, I certainly hope not. Why, when I
saw the bottoms of his feet, I cried.

I actually cried.

Well, all I can say
is it won't happen again, ma'am.

You know, Sergeant?
Actually, there's no need of you

taking Prince back with you again.

As long as he's here,
he might as well stay.

Perhaps that would be better
for all concerned.

Well, if you'll excuse me for saying so,
Colonel, I don't think that's right.

I mean, if two Marines like
Sergeant Carter and myself

can't handle one little old dog,
what's the Marine Corps coming to?

[colonel] Well, that's
a fine attitude, Pyle.

All right, if you feel that strongly
about it, take Prince.

And I hope you have better luck
with him this time.

Thank you very much, sir.
And we'll certainly do our best.

Come on, Prince. Come on, Pyle.

Be sure he has plenty of water.
He was completely exhausted.

- And he's probably still terribly dry.
- Oh, yes, ma'am.

We'll take care of it.

Come on, Pyle.

All right, Pyle.

Come on, bring him in.

Now, I want you to stay
right here in this duty hut

and keep your eye on him every second.

I mean, I don't want either one of you
to stick his nose outside that door.

- Do you understand?
- Yes, sir, Sergeant.

I'll watch him like a hawk.

I'll even hold onto its leash the whole--

Pyle, where's the dog?
Don't tell me you lost him again!

- Prince? Prince?
- Prince?

- Here, Prince! Prince?
- Prince?

Here, Prince! Prince! Here, Prince!

Prince!

- Prince?
- Here, Prince! Prince!

Here, Prince! Prince! Here, boy.

Prince, Prince!

- Did you two fellas see a-- no?
- Here, Prince!

- Here, Prince!
- Here, Prince!

Prince! Here, Prince!

- Prince!
- [horn honks]

- Here, Princey!
- Here, Princey!

- [horn honks]
- Prince?

- Here, Prince!
- Princey!

- [cars honking]
- Aw, shut up!

- Prince!
- Here, Prince!

Princey! Here, Prince!

That's right, Pyle.
I'm going to call the colonel.

- What are you gonna say?
- I don't know.

I just want to find out if that dog
ran all the way up there again.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

- Colonel Gray?
- Yes, who is this?

Sergeant Carter.
Is that you breathing like that, sir?

Yes, I-- I just ran up from the lake.

Oh, I see. Uh...

- What's the matter, Sergeant?
- Oh, nothing, nothing.

Just wondering
if everything's okay up there.

Everything's all right here.
How's everything there?

Oh, fine, fine.

You and the missus getting along
all right up there, all alone?

Yes. Of course, we... we miss the dog.

I'll bet you do. The dog ain't there.

You sure everything's all right
down there, Sergeant?

You, uh, you didn't lose
the dog again, did you?

Oh, no, sir. I just called to tell you
that everything's okay down here.

Well, that's very nice of you, Sergeant.
Thank you.

Take care of Prince, and have a nice
weekend. We'll see you tomorrow night.

You, too. Bye, sir.

Well, at least we know one thing.
We know the dog ain't up there.

What are we going to do now, Sergeant?

What do you mean,
what are we going to do now?

We've got 24 hours to find that dog!

[dogs barking]

- Look, fella--
- Shut up! Quiet down!

Look, it's a German shepherd,
about this high.

A German shepherd? We have one, see?
Over in the corner.

- He sure looks an awful lot like Prince.
- Yeah.

Uh, when did this dog come in here?

Well he was here when I came
on duty about 15 minutes ago.

So he must have come in
some time before that.

Call him, Pyle.
See if he comes over to you.

All right. Here, Prince.

[dogs barking]

He came, Sergeant.

So did every other mutt in this place.

Say, can you bring that dog
out here for a minute?

Certainly.

- Oh, Sergeant, this is Prince!
- Yeah? Are you sure?

Oh, I'm positive.
This is him, all right.

Did you see how he came right up to me?

Yeah, I did. Are you sure it's him, Pyle?

Oh, I'm just as sure I can be, Sergeant.

Hey, that's great. Are we lucky, huh?

Say, how do you go about
getting this dog out of here?

Well, you have to buy
a license, and that's $3.

Okay, okay.

You put the leash on him, Pyle.

Come on, fella.

Hey, boy. It's sure good to have you
back again, you old rascal, you.

Why did you run away, anyways, huh?

Now, you're positive this is Prince, Pyle?

Well, sure I am, Sergeant.
You mean you don't recognize him?

Well, yes and no.

One German shepherd looks
pretty much like another to me.

Well, they sure don't to me.

Dogs are different, same as humans.

Some got a mean look, some sly, and some
got a happy look, like Prince here.

- Yeah?
- Oh, sure.

I can tell this is him just
by the expression on his face,

- that funny little way he laughs.
- Laughs?

You know when he sticks his tongue out
and tilts his head,

and looks at you kind of sideways?

Well, just so long as you're sure,

because I'll tell you frankly, Pyle,

there's one thing
that absolutely cannot happen.

That's for me to take
the wrong dog to the colonel.

[phone rings]

Oh, my gosh. That's probably Bunny.
I forgot to call her.

Company B, Sergeant Carter.

Who? Oh, yeah, yeah.

We did call in to report a missing dog.

Yeah, but we already found him.

Yeah? Well, look,

maybe you'd better give me that name
and address, just to be sure.

Uh-huh?

413 East Seventh Street.

Okay. Thanks a lot.

That was a radio station.

I called them before we
went to the pound,

told them to announce a missing dog.

Somebody just called and claims
he found a German shepherd

that fits our description exactly,
and answers to the name of Prince.

Well, ain't that funny.

I don't think it's funny, Pyle.
What if this guy's really got Prince?

But I'm almost positive
that this is Prince.

What? Almost?

Pyle, I can't bring the colonel a dog
that's almost Prince.

- Now, is he or isn't he?
- Well, he is.

I'm sure he is.

It's just that-- that, well--

When he stands like that,
I've never seen him

quite hold his tail like that.

But a minute ago, you said--

Oh, all right.

We may as well get over
and see this other dog.

- I guess we'd better.
- Well, come on.

And this time, we're going
to lock the door so that Prince,

or whoever he is, can't get out.
Come on.

[door slams]

Kinda crummy.

Well, if Prince really is here, Sergeant,

how did he get way over
in this part of town?

Well, he ran all the way
to Cedar Lake, didn't he?

What is this?

That was 4, there's 5,
here's 7, and that's 9. Where's 6?

Well, this is 6, Sergeant.
It's just upside down.

- This is 6.
- Oh. Well, good.

Knock, Pyle.

[knocking]

[dogs barking]

- Yeah?
- We came about the dog you found.

- What dog?
- [Gomer] Prince.

Wait a minute.
What do you mean, what dog?

You called the radio station
and said you found a dog.

I've found a lot of dogs.

Well, this was a German Shepherd.

German Shepherd, huh?
Wait a second.

This is a kind of funny setup,
you know, Pyle?

You mean him being lucky enough
to find so many of them lost dogs?

- Yeah.
- Is this him?

Why... oh, my goodness, Sergeant.
This is him.

This really is Prince.

Oh, my goodness. Hi, Prince.
Hi, big fella.

Boy, my goodness,
it's good to see you.

- You mean this really is Prince, Pyle?
- Oh, yeah, Sergeant.

I'm sure of it this time.

This is certainly Prince, and no mistake.

- Your dog, huh?
- Well, yeah, I guess it is.

Uh, thanks, mister.
We really appreciate your finding him.

Come on, Pyle.
Take the dog and let's go.

Wait a minute. Where's the reward?

Reward? We didn't advertise no reward.

[chuckles] You got to be kidding.
There's always a reward on dogs,

especially a nice one like this.

I figure the reward
on this one is, uh, 15 bucks.

- 15 bucks?
- Yeah, that's cheap.

You know, finding dogs
is a lot of trouble.

I mean, my time's got
to be worth something, isn't it?

Same as anybody else's.

Pyle, are you absolutely positive
that this dog is Prince?

Oh, I'm absolutely sure, Sergeant.
This certainly is Prince.

Ain't you, Prince?

Well, I guess there's
nothing else I can do.

5, 10, 15.

You're lucky that one of my associates
didn't find your dog.

It would have cost you 25 bucks.

Yeah, and hey, I'm throwing in
that piece of rope for nothing.

- [dogs barking]
- Ah, shut up!

Okay, Pyle, which one?
Which one is it?

Well, I don't know, Sergeant.
Now I'm all mixed up.

They both look like Prince,
and they both act like Prince.

Are you trying to tell me that we
got two dogs that are Prince,

that ran away as one dog
and came back twins?

I know, Sergeant. It's just
that they both look so much alike,

it's impossible to tell them apart.

Well, tell me this. One of them dogs
is definitely the right dog.

One of them is definitely Prince,
right, Pyle.

Oh, sure, Sergeant.
At least one of them is.

But which one? In less than 24 hours,

the colonel will be back home
and want to see his dog.

I can't bring him two dogs,
or even one that ain't his.

- I've got an idea.
- Yeah?

Why don't I go out back about 20 yards,

and you hold the door open,
and then I'll yell "Prince,"

and we'll see which one comes?

Hey, that's not a bad idea.
That might just work.

I'll hold the two dogs in here
till you get outside and yell.

Right, Sergeant. Here I go.

Okay, fellas. Easy, now, easy.

Around this way, fellas. Easy.

17, 18, 19, 20.

Okay, Sergeant! I'm going to yell now.
Can you hear me?

[Vince] I can hear you, Pyle!
Yell for the dog!

- Here, Prince!
- [dogs barking]

Well, they both ran out!

Three dogs?
Where did this other one come from?

I don't know, Sergeant. He just came up
behind me when I yelled "Prince."

Well, for goodness sakes.

Could this other dog be Prince?

Well, I don't know which one it was
that even came up behind me.

They all look so much alike.

[chuckles] That's funny. Very funny.

Now we got three Princes. That's a riot.

[laughing]

- Are you all right, Sergeant?
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

If you're wondering why I'm laughing,

I have to, because Marine sergeants
don't cry.

Look, Sergeant. They must be home.
The station wagon is in the driveway.

Yeah. The only question is,
what do we do now?

Well, it seems to me, the only thing to do
is to tell the colonel the truth.

I'm sure he'll be nice about it.

I'm sure he'll be nice about it.

I can just hear him giving me
a nice hello every morning.

"Hello there, Private Carter."

Oh, he wouldn't do that, Sergeant.
After all, we have got Prince.

The only trouble is, we've got two extras.

But the colonel can settle that
in just a minute.

No, wait a second, Pyle.

Maybe I've got a slim chance
of getting out of this whole thing

if you'll help me. Will you?

Of course, Sergeant.
What do you want me to do?

All right. Now, listen.
You go up to the door and ring the bell.

When the colonel comes to the door,

you tell him you're
delivering the dog to him. You understand?

Well, yeah, Sergeant.
But where are you going to be?

I'll be right here behind these bushes
with the three dogs.

You see, when they hear
the colonel's voice,

whichever one is Prince will run to him.

- You get it?
- Yeah, I see.

And that way, we'll be home free.

I can sneak off with the other two dogs,

and the colonel
will never know the difference.

- It might just work, Sergeant.
- It's got to work.

We can't go marching up there
with three dogs. We'll look like boobs.

Now, give me that dog.

Now, go on up to the door.
I'll be behind the bushes.

Go on, go on!

Go!

[knocking]

- Good evening, sir.
- Oh, Private Pyle.

Oh. Did you have a nice weekend, sir?

- Yes, it was very nice.
- Oh.

I just wanted to be sure
that you was home.

Would you like to have your dog now?

Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I would.

Well, uh...

Well, he's right back over here, sir.

- You wouldn't mind calling him?
- All right.

Here, Prince! Here, Prince!

[dogs barking]

What's this?
Where did all these dogs come from?

- Well, good evening, Colonel.
- Oh, Sergeant Carter.

I guess you wonder what all
these dogs are doing here, sir.

Well, I can explain that, sir.

Well, the fact is, sir,
um, this is what happened.

Um, Prince here got away from us again.

And rather than bother you with it,

Private Pyle
and I went out looking for him.

And, well, as you can see,
we came up with three dogs.

Of course, one of them is Prince,
right, Pyle?

Oh, yes, sir, one of them
is definitely Prince.

I see.

Our only problem is, sir,
we don't know which one.

We're terribly sorry about this, sir.

But if you would just
please pick out your dog,

then we'll take care of the other two.

And please accept our apologies.

All right.

[whistling]

- Who is that, sir?
- This is Prince.

He showed up at the lake about 10 minutes
after you called the last time.

I tried to call you back,
but there was no answer.

Oh, we must have been out
looking at the time, sir.

It's just as well I didn't reach you.

After losing him again,
you deserved to stew a little.

It's amazing. You can handle a whole
platoon with the greatest of ease.

But taking care of one dog seems
to confuse you completely.

Good night, Sergeant.

Well, Mr. Dog Expert,
what have you got to say now?

You made me look like a fool
in front of the colonel.

You're a knucklehead, Pyle, a knucklehead!

When are you going
to learn to do things right?

- When? When?
- [dogs barking]

He didn't mean that, fellas.
He didn't mean that at all.

How do you figure this guy
will buy the dogs off us, Pyle?

Well, he sells dogs, so it only stands
to reason he buys them, too.

Yeah? Well, you do all the talking.

And I hope you're right,
because I'm out 15 bucks with this guy.

All right, Sergeant.

[knocking]

[dogs barking]

- Yeah?
- Hello there, sir. You remember us?

We was the ones that
got the German Shepherd.

Yeah.

- What's up?
- Well, we've got three more now.

And we was just wondering if you might
be interested in having them.

Well, I might take them off
your hands for, uh, 5 bucks apiece.

- 5 apiece, 15 for all three.
- That's right.

It's a deal. Give him the dogs, Pyle.

Okay? Let's have the 15 bucks.

[laughs] Oh, you got it all wrong, fella.

I said I'd take him off your hands.
I don't pay you.

You pay me.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah? You know what these dogs eat?
Two pounds of dog food a day.

And I don't even know
when I'm going to get rid of them.

But if you want them back, you take them.

No, we can't take them back.
Where would we keep them, Sergeant?

Okay, okay,
this whole thing has been a disaster.

This just makes it complete.
Here, here's your dough.

Thanks. Hey, you guys
wouldn't be interested in any other pets,

would you, like maybe a cute monkey,
or a Polly parrot? A goldfish, maybe?

- No, no, nothing. Just forget it.
- Okay.

- Come on, get in there.
- [dogs barking]

Ah, shut up!

You know what your problem is, Pyle?
You've got a thing with animals.

You pick them up wherever you go.
They come to you like you was a magnet.

- What is it with you?
- I don't know, Sergeant.

Sure not my fault.

Well, I wish you would quit it,
because it always means trouble.

The minute you get near an animal,
you're in deep trouble.

I'm sorry, Sergeant.
I'll try and watch it from now on.