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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:04,588 [marching band plays] 2 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,803 [male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC. 3 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,643 Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle. 4 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:22,564 Also starring Frank Sutton as Sergeant Carter. 5 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,037 Sergeant Carter reporting as ordered, sir. 6 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,415 At ease, Sergeant. I, uh, have a little favor I'd like to ask you. 7 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,625 Yes, sir? 8 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:44,753 My daughter, Janice, is coming home from college this weekend for a visit. 9 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,214 Yes, sir. I remember she was here last year at this time. 10 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,591 Well, she's been working awfully hard at school, 11 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,927 and Mrs. Gray and I think that while she's here, 12 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,888 - she ought to relax and have some fun. - Yes, sir. 13 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,766 That's why I've been looking around, trying to find a suitable escort. 14 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:58,976 An escort? 15 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,646 Oh. Yes, sir, I understand. 16 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,732 I want her to be with someone reliable, dependable, 17 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,651 you know, trustworthy. 18 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,735 I understand, sir. 19 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,280 That's why I came to your platoon for the man I want... 20 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,406 Gomer Pyle. 21 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,325 - Sir? - He and Janice met 22 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,745 at a Service Club dance last year, and they seemed to get along very well. 23 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,456 - I see. - Of course, I only met him casually, 24 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,834 and I'd like to know a little more about him. 25 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,419 What's he like socially? 26 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,671 Socially, sir? Pyle? 27 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:32,342 Well, socially, there really isn't much to say about Pyle... socially. 28 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,844 No, what I mean is, Sergeant, 29 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,887 how does he spend his time away from the base? 30 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,389 What does he do on a Saturday night? 31 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:40,934 Well, sir, Pyle's idea of a big Saturday night 32 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,394 is going to the movies, 33 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:45,606 maybe having a root beer float at the soda shop, 34 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,858 watching the fountain light up in the park, 35 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,026 and then straight home. 36 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:51,486 I see. You might call it rather dull. 37 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,365 Dull, yes, sir. I'd say dull. Dull. Du-u-ull! 38 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,409 - Good! He's perfect! - Sir? 39 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,703 Well, these things might seem dull to you, Sergeant, 40 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,997 but they sound nice and safe to a father. 41 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,332 I don't understand, sir. 42 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,834 Well, it may seem a little old-fashioned, Sergeant, 43 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:09,588 but the way youngsters behave nowadays, the situations they're exposed to, 44 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,882 a parent can't be too careful. 45 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:14,801 Yes, I feel much better knowing that Janice is in good hands. 46 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,013 Gomer Pyle it is. Would you ask him if he'd do me this favor? 47 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,890 Yes, sir. I'll take care of everything. 48 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,475 Pyle will be there. 49 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,269 You don't want to go? 50 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,605 Is that what you said? 51 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,316 Well, golly, Sergeant, a pretty girl like Miss Janice, 52 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,485 who's used to all kinds of big times... 53 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,195 She might not enjoy my company. 54 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,696 That's very true. 55 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,741 But the fact is, the colonel asked for you specifically, 56 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,369 and I'm here to see that nothing gets fouled up. 57 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,621 Now, what have you got planned for Saturday night? 58 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,748 Well, nothing much really. 59 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,750 I just thought I'd take in a movie. 60 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,461 Okay. What else have you got in mind? 61 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,172 Well, then, I'll probably just walk over to the soda shop, 62 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:56,510 and maybe down to the tattoo parlor and see some needlework, and then home. 63 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,763 Swell, Pyle. Only, forget the needlework. 64 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,683 Let's not expose the colonel's daughter to bare arms. 65 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,935 You really think she'll have a good time, Sergeant? 66 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,853 Do I think so personally? 67 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,523 No. I think she'll have a dull time. 68 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,566 Dull. Du-ull! 69 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:15,445 But that's what the colonel wants. Nice, safe company for his daughter. 70 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,573 - Well, Sergeant... - And safe means no holding hands, 71 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,409 no walking in the moonlight, 72 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,452 no park benches, no necking, 73 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,287 no parking, no nothing. 74 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,580 Right, Sergeant. 75 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,873 Have a good time. 76 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,682 - Good evening, sir. Gomer Pyle. - Of course, Pyle. Come right in. 77 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:44,850 Thank you, sir. 78 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,477 Marsha, you remember Gomer Pyle. 79 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,063 Yes, of course. It's nice to see you again, Gomer. 80 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,273 Please sit down. 81 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,357 Thank you, ma'am. 82 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,694 Janice will be ready in a moment. 83 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,113 I sure hope I didn't get here too early. 84 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:01,158 No, no, it'll give us a chance to chat for a few minutes. 85 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,952 Uh, what were your plans for the evening, Pyle? 86 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,705 Well, sir, I thought we'd start out with a movie. 87 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,167 A movie! Well, that's always a nice way to spend Saturday night. 88 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:14,379 Oh, yes, especially for you boys. With all the marching and hiking you do, 89 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,465 it gives you a chance to rest your feet. 90 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:19,176 Well, the marching and hiking don't bother me none, Mrs. Gray. 91 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:21,511 You see, I always wear two pair of sweat socks. 92 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,680 Oh... you do? 93 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,349 [Gomer] Yes, ma'am, and before I start out, 94 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,770 I always make it a point to douse my boots with foot powder. 95 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,646 That way, I can just keep going all day. 96 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,273 Oh. I see. 97 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,358 And then what, Pyle, after the movie? 98 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,987 Well, I thought we'd stroll over to JJ Peters for a hot fudge sundae. 99 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,656 They got the best hot fudge sundaes there. 100 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,785 - Do you like hot fudge sundaes, ma'am? - Yes. Yes, I do. 101 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,286 Well, you ought to try these. 102 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,121 They use that low-cal ice cream 103 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,832 so you don't have to worry about it going to fat. 104 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:51,917 Oh. 105 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,502 And after the sundae, Pyle? 106 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,045 Well, that's it. Home. 107 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,963 Good. Sounds fine. 108 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:00,425 - Well, here's our little girl. - Hello, Gomer. 109 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,260 - Hey, ma'am. - It's nice to see you again. 110 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,970 I hope I haven't kept you waiting. 111 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,681 Oh, no, ma'am. I was having a nice chat with your folks. 112 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,975 - Oh, good. - These are for you, ma'am. 113 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,352 Oh, thank you, Gomer. 114 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,479 I hope you don't have any allergies, do you? 115 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,688 I hope not. 116 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:17,150 There was this girl back home, and every time I brought her flowers, 117 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,611 - she'd just bust out in hives. - Oh? 118 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,614 What I finally did, though, was every time I'd bring her flowers, 119 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,616 I'd just bring along a bottle of calamine lotion. 120 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,369 - [laughter] - Well, I guess you kids want to be going. 121 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,620 Yes. Here, Mom. 122 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,164 - Come on, Gomer. - The sooner you get there, 123 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,501 the sooner you'll be back. Now, let's see. The movie should break around 10:00, 124 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,461 and you say you're going to stop for a sundae, 125 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:40,257 so we should be looking for you around 11 :00, 11 :15 at the latest. 126 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,968 Well, darling, since it's Saturday night, 127 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,011 perhaps they'd like to stay out a bit later. 128 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,638 - Oh, well... - [Colonel Gray] No, no. 129 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:50,433 Gomer's already made his plans, and, uh, it's not for us to interfere. 130 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:53,103 Now, Gomer, you'll be using Mrs. Gray's car. 131 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,397 - I'm sure you'll drive carefully. - Oh, I will. 132 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,568 And don't you worry, Mrs. Gray. I'll take off real nice and easy, 133 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:02,654 and that way, I won't foul up your plugs or gunk up your valves. 134 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,531 Thank you, Gomer. 135 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,450 Well, now, you go along, enjoy yourselves. Have fun. 136 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,994 Yes, careful fun. 137 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,246 Oh, incidentally, Pyle, here's our phone number. 138 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:14,165 If you think of it, you might want to phone us after the movie. 139 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,917 Oh, now, Daddy, we'll be all right. 140 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:19,045 I know, dear, but your mother is such a worrier. 141 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,381 Now, Ed, you know you do all the worrying. 142 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,383 [Gomer] Well, there's no sense in anybody worrying. 143 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,010 Worrying causes warts, 144 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,304 and they sure wouldn't look nice on you, ma'am. 145 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,723 So, if it'll set your mind at ease, I'd be happy to call. 146 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,267 - Good night, sir. Good night, ma'am. - Night, Mom. Night, Dad. 147 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,977 - Night, Janice. - Good night, dear. Have fun. 148 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,317 It sure was nice of your mother to lend us the car. 149 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,069 The bus is okay, but you don't always get to sit together, 150 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,113 and sometimes there's chewing gum on the seats. 151 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,282 - Uh, Gomer, may I have the keys? - Huh? 152 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,326 - Would you mind if I drove? - Well... 153 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:52,162 I hardly ever get a chance to drive, and it'd be fun. 154 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:55,206 Well, I guess it's all right. You don't think your daddy will mind, do you? 155 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:58,335 No, I'm sure it'd be all right, Gomer. Just give me the keys. 156 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:01,963 Well, if you haven't driven for a long time, you better kind of take it easy. 157 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,549 [engine starting] 158 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:05,759 [engine revving] 159 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,010 [tires squealing] 160 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,888 [tires squealing] 161 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,348 [Gomer sighs] 162 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,682 Are you all right, Gomer? 163 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,269 I'll be fine, Miss Janice, as soon as I catch up with my stomach. 164 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,147 Wait a minute! This is not the movie house. 165 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,525 - I know. - The Way Out A Go-Go Club? 166 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,487 - What are we doing here? - We're going dancing. 167 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,988 - Come on. - But Miss Janice... 168 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,449 - Come on. - Dancing? 169 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,661 - We're supposed to go to the movies. - Oh, Gomer, 170 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,412 you don't want to go to a dull movie, do you? 171 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,206 But Miss Janice, we made plans. 172 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,750 I know, but I've heard so much about these go-go clubs, 173 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,086 and I've just been dying to see what they're really like. 174 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,463 - Can't we please go in? - But Miss Janice... 175 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,633 Look, Gomer, I don't get a chance to have too much fun. 176 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,052 I work pretty hard at school all semester, so when I'm home, 177 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,304 I like to relax and really enjoy myself. 178 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,890 Well, we sure are going to look out of place 179 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,184 according to the way the rest of those folks are dressed. 180 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,727 - Oh, no, we're not. - Huh? 181 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,730 Well, what...? Miss... Miss... Miss Janice? 182 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,983 Miss... Miss... Miss... 183 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:07,112 If you're gonna do something, you might as well do it right. 184 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,446 Come on! 185 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,448 ♪♪ 186 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,200 [wolf-whistles] 187 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,703 You wouldn't do that if you knew who her daddy was! 188 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,623 [loud groovy music playing] 189 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,586 [Gomer] Wait! 190 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,797 Wait, Miss Janice! 191 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,966 Oh, Gomer, doesn't this look like fun? 192 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,510 - What? - I said, isn't this fun? 193 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,470 Yes! 194 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,223 Well, we've seen all there is to see, 195 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,933 so I guess we might as well go. 196 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,644 Go? Oh, but Gomer, we haven't even danced yet. 197 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,771 - Let's give it a try! Please! - Well... 198 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,987 Come on, try it. It's fun. 199 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,114 But I don't know how to do this, Miss Janice. 200 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,908 Well, I don't really know what I'm doing, either, but it's fun. 201 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,368 Come on, give it a try. 202 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,048 Golly, if the colonel could see us in this place, 203 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,508 acting up like this, he'd just be furious. 204 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,427 I think we ought to go, Miss Janice, 205 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,763 and I'm not going to take no for an answer, either. 206 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,098 Your daddy is trusting me to take real good care of you, 207 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,725 and that's just what I'm going to do. 208 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,352 I think we ought to go to the movies just like we said we would. 209 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,855 Oh, I thought you was Miss Janice. 210 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,441 What do you think you're doing, you creep? 211 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,737 Miss Janice? 212 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,489 Miss Janice! 213 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,276 Waiter! Waiter! 214 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,070 Yeah, Marine, what do you want? 215 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,948 Listen, I've lost my girlfriend, and I wonder if you've seen her. 216 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,825 She has on one of them little shorty skirts. 217 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,327 Oh, you mean a miniskirt with a wide belt? 218 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,829 Yeah, that's her. Have you seen her? 219 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,665 Yeah, yeah, sure. Her and about 100 more like her. 220 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,041 Just take your pick. 221 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,391 Miss Janice! 222 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:42,976 Miss Janice? 223 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,024 Oh, golly, golly, golly! 224 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,488 [door closing] 225 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,282 [Gomer] Sergeant Carter! 226 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,577 - Sergeant Carter, wait till you hear! - Pyle, what are you doing here? 227 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,621 Why haven't you picked up the colonel's daughter? You know what time it is? 228 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,124 - I did pick her up, Sergeant. - Then where is she? 229 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:09,127 - You're supposed to be at the movies. - I know, but it's just terrible, awful. 230 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:12,172 - You'll never believe what happened. - What? What happened? 231 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,465 Well, I don't know how to tell you this, Sergeant, 232 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,675 but I can't find her. 233 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,219 You can't find her? Where did you leave her? 234 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:22,682 Well, we didn't go to the movies. Instead, we went to this go-go club. 235 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,184 A go-go club? 236 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,144 Uh-huh, and we was out there dancing, 237 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,062 and the next thing I knew, she wasn't there. 238 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,522 - You... - She's lost, Sergeant. 239 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,982 The colonel's daughter is lost! 240 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,820 [music playing inside club] 241 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,031 What were you doing in this joint in the first place? 242 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,117 - You were supposed to be in the movies. - I knew we shouldn't have gone in there, 243 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,286 but when Miss Janice started pulling off her dress... 244 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,496 Pulling off her...? Pyle, I don't wanna hear another word! 245 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,711 The colonel put me in charge of this date, and what happens? You lost his daughter! 246 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,797 - But Sergeant, what are we gonna do? - I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 247 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,008 We're gonna go in this club and turn it upside down. 248 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,302 - Now, come on, let's move it! - I sure hope we find her. 249 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,596 I don't blame you. Your life depends on it. 250 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,514 [groovy music playing] 251 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,979 All right, Pyle, where is she? Where'd you lose her? 252 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,564 What'd you say, Sergeant? 253 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,359 I said, where were you when you lost her? 254 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,778 Well, it was somewhere right here, 255 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,447 and then we walked over this way and started dancing. 256 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,766 Okay, Janice, come on! 257 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,393 We gotta get out of here. 258 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,938 Sorry. 259 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,526 It wasn't her, huh, Sergeant? 260 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,610 No. 261 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,195 Come on, let's look for her! 262 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,255 Sergeant! 263 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,215 Sergeant! 264 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,898 Hey, Sergeant, golly, I just remembered 265 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,484 I told the colonel that I'd call right after the movie. 266 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,069 And it's about that time. 267 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,654 Then you better call him! 268 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,323 Come on, here's a phone booth. 269 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,911 Do you mind? Uh, excuse us. 270 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,872 We wanna make a phone call. Do you mind? 271 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,375 What am I gonna tell him, Sergeant? 272 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,501 Oh, tell him, uh... 273 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,171 tell him you and Janice are having a swell time 274 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,548 and everything's great. That'll have to do till we find her. 275 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,259 But Sergeant, I can't tell him that. That's not the truth. 276 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,303 All right, Pyle. 277 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,723 You wanna know the truth? 278 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,975 You and me are about that far 279 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,895 from a court-martial, and that's the truth. 280 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,313 Now get on here and talk! 281 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,398 - But Sergeant... - No buts, Pyle. 282 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,651 I still say it's only gonna make matters worse. 283 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:24,155 Hello! Colonel Gray, this is PFC Pyle. 284 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,740 I'm calling like I said I would. 285 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,034 - Well, bye! - Wait a minute, Pyle. Where are you? 286 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,119 Where am I? 287 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,539 Oh, well, I'm right here in a phone booth. 288 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,124 Yes, but where's the phone? 289 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:36,918 Where's the phone? 290 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,046 Uh, well, it's right here in the booth. 291 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,174 Tell him you're in the movie lobby. The lobby, Pyle! What's the matter with you? 292 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,842 And what is all that noise I hear? 293 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,010 Noise? 294 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,845 Oh, well, that's Sergeant Carter. 295 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,347 You wanna talk to him? 296 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,811 Uh, good evening, sir. How are you, sir? 297 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,021 Sergeant, I didn't know you were part of the date. 298 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,148 Oh, oh, well, uh... 299 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,652 I just happened to run into Gomer and Janice in the movie. 300 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,987 It was just a happy coincidence, sir. 301 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,324 Get out of here! Get out of here and stay out! 302 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,326 What's all that, Carter? Is anything wrong? 303 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,620 Oh, uh, no, sir. 304 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,873 Uh... an us her just happened to catch somebody smoking 305 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,126 and he's asking him to put it out. 306 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:21,087 [laughter and chatter] 307 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,297 - Sergeant! Sergeant! - Huh? 308 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,383 Miss Janice! 309 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,634 Miss Janice! 310 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,220 Well, Sergeant, now I can really feel secure 311 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,597 knowing that both you and Gomer are looking after Janice. 312 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,099 Oh, yes, sir. 313 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,810 We won't let her out of our sight for a second, sir. 314 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,478 Miss Janice, Miss Janice! 315 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,896 Oh, Gomer, I've looked everywhere. 316 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,232 Where were you? I've met some of the nicest people. 317 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,776 Well, I was with Sergeant Carter and we was looking for you. 318 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,820 Miss Janice, I think we better be getting you home. 319 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,739 Oh, not now, Gomer. They're having a bash and we're invited. 320 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,199 A bash? Where? 321 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,742 You take our car and follow us. 322 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,786 But Miss Janice, you better wait a minute. 323 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,205 It's on Hi Point Street! Eddie's pad! 324 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,335 - Where is she, Pyle? Where is she? - You just missed her, Sergeant. 325 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,672 - She's on her way to Eddie's pad. - Eddie's pad? What's that? 326 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,341 I don't know, but there's a bash, and we're invited. 327 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,136 Oh, you idiot! What did you let her get away for? 328 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,554 Well, I tried to stop her, Sergeant. 329 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,140 - Sergeant, what's a bash? - You don't know? 330 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,893 Like to bash someone's head in. I'll show you later. 331 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,561 Come on, in the car! 332 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,272 [all cheering] 333 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,774 [raucous chatter] 334 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,110 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 335 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,070 [girls giggling] 336 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,327 That was Miss Janice all right, Sergeant. 337 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,621 Well, come on, let's go before we lose her again! 338 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:41,000 - [loud music plays] - I'm warning you kids for the last time. 339 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,711 You cut out this racket or I'm calling the police, you hear? 340 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,172 And I'm not gonna tell you again! Now, you... 341 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,175 You going in there, two servicemen? 342 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,510 Shame on you! 343 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,096 Here we people pay taxes just to send you to wild parties? 344 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,766 Disgraceful, that's what it is! Disgraceful! 345 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,018 I'm gonna write a letter to my Congressman tomorrow, 346 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,269 now you see if I don't! 347 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,854 - Oh, no, ma'am, you see... - Come on! 348 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,773 And I'll write a letter to the Times, too! 349 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,025 [groovy music playing] 350 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,116 Where is she, Pyle? Do you see her? 351 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,204 It's too crowded here, Sergeant. I'll go over here and look this way. 352 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,984 Hey, man, what's happening? 353 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,652 - Hey, there. - Look, man, 354 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,487 I'm going into the service in about a week. 355 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,906 And I was wondering if you can tell me the ins-and-outs. 356 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,575 - Ins-and-outs? - Yeah. 357 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,327 Like once you get in and you don't like it, how do you get out? 358 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,830 Well, you don't. Once you get in, you... 359 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,540 Excuse me, I've got to find somebody. 360 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,250 Hey, wait a second, wait a second, man. 361 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,669 Do they ever give you a chance to blow your mind by yourself, 362 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,921 or do you gotta groove with their whole scene at once, man? 363 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,172 Say what? 364 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,008 Sit down and think things out. 365 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,844 Like, I'm still trying to figure out who I am. 366 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,596 Sometimes I have trouble identifying. 367 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,389 Oh, well, there's no worry there. 368 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,642 Once you get in, they give you a set of dog tags with your name on 'em, 369 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,312 so if you ever forget, all you gotta do is take a look. 370 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,438 Now, I really got to go. 371 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,064 Hey, wait a second, man, one more thing. 372 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:31,068 I'm gonna be going into a strange environment, so to speak. 373 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,280 Lot of kooks and weirdos, right? Am I gonna have trouble communicating? 374 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,699 Not if you keep your mouth shut. 375 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,451 Excuse me. Miss Janice! 376 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,750 - Sergeant. - Huh? 377 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,670 At last. Well, she's coming with us right now! 378 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,008 Excuse me. Uh, Miss Gray, 379 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:57,845 I hate to butt in like this, but I think we ought to be getting you home now. 380 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,973 Home? Oh, but Sergeant, we just got here. Do we have to go right now? 381 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,976 Well, your father's expecting you, and I don't like to disappoint him. 382 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,561 - So if you don't mind. - Look, Sarge, 383 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,981 she doesn't wanna go, and besides, we haven't finished our dance. C'mon, Janice. 384 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,234 Look, pal, you don't understand. She has to be home at a certain time. 385 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,570 - Come on, Janice. - Sarge, it's Saturday night. 386 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,863 Man, look alive. 387 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,491 That's what I'm trying to do. Come on, Janice. 388 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,284 Come on! 389 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,914 All right, everybody, hold it! Quiet down! 390 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,207 Stay right where you are! 391 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,043 You see, Officer? Didn't I tell you? It's a brawl. 392 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,504 Oh, I'm going to write to the Times about this! 393 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,467 That's the straight dope, Officer, from beginning to end. 394 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,553 Well, I didn't think it was anything serious, 395 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,306 but we still had to break it up. I believe your story, Sergeant. 396 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,641 [phone rings] 397 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,642 Yes? 398 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:45,685 What's that? 399 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,562 Oh, all right. Send him back here. 400 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,358 Question is, Sergeant, will he believe it? 401 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,110 He? 402 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,904 - Janice! - Oh, Mother! 403 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,989 Darling, what happened? Are you all right? 404 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,908 I'm okay, Dad. 405 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,743 I think I'll leave you people here alone. 406 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,829 You probably have quite a bit to talk over. 407 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,791 Thank you, Sergeant. 408 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,668 Thanks very much for your supervision. 409 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,337 If that's the sort of work you've been doing with your platoon, 410 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,922 maybe a change of scenery would help. 411 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,425 Perhaps a cooler climate would help make you more alert. 412 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,385 Like, say, the Aleutians? 413 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,554 - But, sir... - Wait a minute, sir. 414 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,057 I accept full responsibility for everything that's happened this evening. 415 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,643 I know I told you I was taking Miss Janice to the movies, 416 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,353 but we just never did get there. 417 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,398 So I stand here looking for the worst kind of punishment you can deal out 418 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,607 'cause I know I deserve it. 419 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,943 Well, you certainly do, Gomer. 420 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,113 You were a very poor choice indeed for a date with our daughter. 421 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,906 Excuse me, ma'am, uh, sir. 422 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,451 If anyone's responsible for this, it's me. 423 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,245 I was put in charge of the arrangements for this date, 424 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,749 and if there was a foul-up, well, I'm the one that should be held responsible. 425 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,250 You certainly should, Sergeant. 426 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,460 No, wait a minute! 427 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,420 Whatever happened tonight is all my doing. 428 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,131 I wanted to see what one of those go-go clubs was like, 429 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,382 and now I know. 430 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,301 So, if anybody's to blame, it's me. 431 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,094 Well, I think you're right, Janice. 432 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,262 You started it all. 433 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,973 This whole embarrassing situation is your fault. 434 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,433 - That's what I just said. - No, ma'am... 435 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,435 [overlapping bickering] 436 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,478 Wait a minute. 437 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,520 Wait a minute! 438 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,357 Now that I've heard each one of you insist on taking the blame, 439 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,693 I'll tell you who I really think is to blame... 440 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,778 me. 441 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,904 - You, sir? - Yes. 442 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,032 I think maybe I'd better start giving my daughter 443 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,825 the opportunity to take care of herself. 444 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,952 I guess she should have the privilege 445 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,455 of finding her own answers, like all youngsters. 446 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,874 So, if we're going to get to the root of this whole thing, 447 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,793 you might say it was all my fault. 448 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,586 You know, Ed, 449 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,879 I think you're right. 450 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,297 It is your fault. 451 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,467 - Are you sure this time? - [chuckles] 452 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,053 Well, you have been a bit over-protective, you know. 453 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:47,848 I know. I'm sorry I tried to take over your evening for you, Pyle. 454 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,601 Sergeant, I'm sorry I turned you into a chaperone. 455 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:54,396 And Janice, I won't be auditioning any more of your dates. 456 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,023 From now on, you're on your own. 457 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,985 Well, now tell us about this go-go club. Was it fun? 458 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,195 - Mmm. - It sounds horrid. 459 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,447 No, it's really something to see. It's fascinating. 460 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,990 What happens at these places? 461 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,618 Well, they just sort of get out on the floor and go-go. 462 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,661 Go-go? 463 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,539 Well, it's kinda hard to describe. You see, they... 464 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,833 Gomer, show Daddy. 465 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,920 Oh, no, Miss Janice. I don't think I better. 466 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,255 [Janice] Oh, come on, Gomer. 467 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,506 Show us, Pyle. 468 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,592 Well, sir, I'm just a beginner, 469 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,594 but it goes something like this... 470 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:42,236 Sure was nice being with you, Miss Janice. Even with all the excitement. 471 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,281 Thanks, Gomer. I do hope I see you again, soon. Bye. 472 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,199 We'll get your car back to you, ma'am. 473 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,367 Thank you, Sergeant. 474 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,795 Boy, am I glad this night is over, Pyle. And I'll tell you something. 475 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,339 Maybe the colonel is willing to say it was his fault, 476 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,425 but I still say if you weren't such a knucklehead, 477 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,385 - nothing would've happened. - But Sergeant... 478 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,804 No, "But Sergeant." You know what your problem is, Pyle? 479 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,515 You can't stand up to nobody or nothing! 480 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,310 When that girl steered you into that go-go joint, 481 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,186 colonel's daughter or no colonel's daughter, 482 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,439 - you should've put your foot down! - Well, Sergeant, I... 483 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,025 Did ya hear me, Pyle? You should've put your foot down! 484 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,276 Right, Sergeant. 485 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:28,240 Hi, Sergeant! Would you be nice enough to give us a lift? 486 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,742 - Well, I... - Oh, thank you! 487 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,535 [all shouting] 488 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,163 [cheering and laughing] 489 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,171 That's very nice, Sergeant. 490 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,255 Very nice. 491 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,550 A gang of ruffians with a Marine sergeant at the wheel. 492 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,511 Oh, I'll write a letter to the Times about this! 493 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,681 I guess you should've put your foot down, huh, Sergeant? 39437

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