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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,379 [marching band plays] 2 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:12,638 [male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC. 3 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,393 Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle. 4 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:23,357 Also starring Frank Sutton as Sergeant Carter. 5 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,034 All right, you guys, listen up! 6 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,869 Come on, come on! 7 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,414 Daniels, you got the laundry room detail this week. 8 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,499 Johnson and Shapiro, 9 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:44,127 there's some filing for you to do over at the administration building. 10 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,963 - And, Pyle... - Yes, Sergeant? 11 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,131 You're gonna be busy for the next few days. 12 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,258 - I am? - Yeah. 13 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:53,262 You're gonna be picking up some supplies at the train station for the motor pool. 14 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,930 And it's a three-day job. 15 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,891 The motor pool? Well, lucky me! 16 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:01,979 Yeah, three days work for you and three days vacation for me. 17 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,939 Are you going on vacation, Sergeant? 18 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:07,609 Any day away from you, Pyle, I consider it a vacation. 19 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:11,572 All right, you got your assignments! Now, come on, get with it! Move! Move! 20 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,825 - Pyle, is that your footlocker? - Yes, Sergeant. 21 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:19,037 Footlockers will remain closed, except during inspection, you got that? 22 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,331 Yes, Sergeant. 23 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,667 Wait a minute! 24 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:30,090 - What's this? - Oh, that's my lucky troll doll. 25 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,593 - Your what? - My troll doll. 26 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,428 What's it doing in your footlocker? 27 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,598 Well, I like to have it close by me for protection. 28 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,183 For protection? Pyle, you're a U.S. Marine! 29 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,936 You've been through boot camp, judo, you can shoot an M1, 30 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,938 and you need a troll doll for protection? 31 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,065 Well, my troll doll protects me against things 32 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,735 where a rifle or judo don't do any good at all. 33 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,445 Yeah, like what? 34 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,947 There are all sorts of things happening around us, Sergeant, 35 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,741 all the time, that we never even see. 36 00:01:55,741 --> 00:02:00,245 I know, Pyle. There are things happening around you that you don't see, 37 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,414 but the rest of us see them, believe me. 38 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,416 You don't understand what I mean, Sergeant. 39 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,959 This here good luck troll, 40 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,004 well, it's like, you know, a good luck piece. 41 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:12,049 Like some folks have a horseshoe or a rabbit's foot, 42 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:15,677 well, this here troll protects me from bad things happening. 43 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,888 - Gimme that! - Huh? 44 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,931 You see? It don't protect you. 45 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,642 I just took it away from you. 46 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,645 Something bad just happened to you and your troll didn't protect you. 47 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:28,523 That's because he ain't my troll anymore. He's your troll now. 48 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,484 It won't protect me, but it'll protect you. 49 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,070 Pyle, when are you gonna get it through that thick head of yours, 50 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:36,782 no non-regulation items in the footlocker! A troll is non-regulation, 51 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,159 therefore it does not belong in your footlocker! 52 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,036 Right, Sergeant. And I'm sorry. 53 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,497 - Get rid of it, you hear me? - Right, Sergeant. 54 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,874 - [grunts] - Careful, Sergeant! 55 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,335 What lamebrain left that mop down there? 56 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,421 - Don't tell me, let me guess! - Ain't that a shame, Sergeant? 57 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,840 If you'd held onto this troll for just a few more minutes, 58 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,134 that never would've happened. Two more minutes and... 59 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,261 Knock it off, Pyle! Get over to the motor pool! 60 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,138 - Right, Sergeant. - Gimme that! 61 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,349 [playful music] 62 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,522 Oh, Jerry. Listen, it worked out very nice. 63 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,149 Uh, fellas, come here, I wanna talk to you a minute. 64 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:15,195 What I wanna get is an establishing shot of the spacecraft just after it's landed. 65 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,699 I'm gonna get a nice overhead shot from the hill up there, looking down. 66 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,617 Now, when I wave my arms at you, 67 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:24,246 that means you come out of the spacecraft and you look around. You got it? 68 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,580 - [beeping] - Lay off the beeps. 69 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,332 You're gonna wear out the batteries. 70 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,626 Okay, now, it's a very, very simple scene. 71 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,962 All you have to do is come out of the spacecraft 72 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,089 and you're very curious and you're looking around. 73 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:37,426 It's the first time you've landed on Earth. You got it? 74 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,052 - [beeping] - Cut that out! 75 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,012 All right, get back in the spacecraft. 76 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,181 Jerry, let's move everything up on the hill, right? 77 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,767 All right, fellas, let's get this stuff outta here! Let's move. 78 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,853 [jolly music] 79 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,066 [Gomer whistles] 80 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,068 [dramatic music] 81 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,185 Shazam! 82 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,104 [playful kazoo music] 83 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,940 Oh, mercy! 84 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,990 It can't be. It just can't be! 85 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:56,171 A flying saucer? 86 00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:00,050 Did you hear that, Boyle? Pyle here says he saw a flying saucer. 87 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,302 Well, I didn't see it flying. It was just sitting there. 88 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,514 - I guess it had just landed. - Oh! Uh-huh. 89 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,934 And where did it land, Pyle, on a mushroom? 90 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,645 No, Sergeant, it landed way out in this big field. 91 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,231 Oh, I see. And what else did you see? 92 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,066 Well, while I was watching, 93 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,027 the door opened and these little-bitty men got out. 94 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,696 There was three of 'em and they had glass bubbles on their head. 95 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:25,659 You saw little men, too. I don't suppose you talked to any of 'em? 96 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,245 No, Sergeant, I thought I'd better get back and tell you about it. 97 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,622 I'd heard about people seeing flying saucers, 98 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,582 but I always thought they was imagining things. 99 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,751 Yeah, yeah, just tell me one thing, 100 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,795 did you get into town and pick up them packages 101 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,547 for the motor pool like you was supposed to? 102 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,215 No, Sergeant, when I saw the saucer, 103 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,342 - I thought I better get back... - Just what I thought! 104 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,594 Pyle, did you think I'd fall for a dumb story like this? 105 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:48,765 A story? Don't you believe me, Sergeant? Don't you believe what I just told you? 106 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,475 Oh, sure, I believe ya! 107 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,687 And I believe there are fairies at the bottom of your garden! 108 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:57,065 Pyle, do you think I got these stripes without hearing every story in the book 109 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,900 from guys who've goofed off, goldbricked, 110 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,069 and pooped out on jobs they were supposed to do? 111 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,864 Get back to that Jeep and pick up them packages for the motor pool! 112 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,616 But, Sergeant, what about the flying saucer? What about that? 113 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,285 - Pyle! - Shouldn't you report it? 114 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:11,079 Aren't you supposed to report things like that? I read... 115 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,081 You've been given an assignment! Get outta here! 116 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:17,085 - But, Sergeant... - Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! 117 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,170 Flying saucers! 118 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,548 What do you think he saw, Vince? He must've seen something. 119 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,300 I'll tell you what I think he saw. 120 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,135 I think he saw a chance for a good excuse 121 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,846 after he flaked out under a tree for a little nap. That's what he saw. 122 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,432 - Really, you think that's it, Vince? - Sure that's it! 123 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,934 And I gotta admit, it's not a bad story. 124 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,146 I mean, if you gotta go for one, you might as well go for a big one. 125 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:40,066 There's one thing about Pyle - he's got some imagination. 126 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:43,445 You should've heard the stuff he was giving me about some troll doll. 127 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:46,781 Fellas, let's not take any more than 45 minutes for lunch, all right? 128 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,701 We've still got a lot of work to do. And don't wander off too far. 129 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:54,331 Now, let's be back on time. See you here in 45 minutes. 130 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:58,585 - Honey, did you get that pick up on 11? - All right, 45 minutes for lunch. 45! 131 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,587 [jolly music] 132 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,816 [dramatic music] 133 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,446 You wanna have some fun? 134 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,836 Hey, there! 135 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:45,215 Y'all ain't from around here, are you? 136 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,634 Are you really from...? 137 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,512 I mean, you really aren't from...? 138 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,056 Can I do something for you? 139 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:56,810 Would you like me to take you to my leader or something? 140 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,937 Can you say anything? 141 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,772 Talk? 142 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,233 Make signs? 143 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,193 Me Marine. 144 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,195 Who you? 145 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,906 [belts bleep] 146 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,408 Oh, my goodness! 147 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,326 I can't understand a thing that you're saying. 148 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,954 If you wait here just a minute, I'll try to find somebody that can. 149 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:19,165 You wait right here for just a minute. Right here, and I'll be right back. 150 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,042 Wait right there! 151 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,091 [belts bleep] 152 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:34,180 [men laugh] 153 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,309 Say that again, Pyle. Say what you just said. 154 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,020 I said I talked to 'em, Sergeant. 155 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,398 I asked 'em where they was from and I told 'em who I was and everything. 156 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,651 You did, huh? And did they say anything back, Pyle? 157 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,821 - Oh, yeah, they talked a lot. - What did they say? 158 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,740 Well, I don't know exactly. 159 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,491 Well, you said they talked a lot. 160 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,327 They did, but it was in a language I couldn't understand. 161 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:59,914 But that's only natural, seeing as they probably come from a long ways away. 162 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,000 But they talked. They really talked. 163 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,668 Well, what did it sound like? 164 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,962 Well, I don't know. It didn't sound human at all. 165 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:09,299 - It was sorta mechanical. - Yeah? Like what? 166 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,468 Well, like this... 167 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,179 "Beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, beep-beep, beep, beep-beep-beep!" 168 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,889 They said that, huh? 169 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,516 Oh, yeah, and when I left them, they was just chattering away. 170 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,352 I told 'em I'd go and try to find somebody that could understand 'em. 171 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,896 What were they saying again? 172 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,065 "Beep-beep, buh-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep." 173 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,566 Slower, slower. 174 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,862 "Beep... beep-beep-beep, beep, beep-beep-beep, beep." 175 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,532 I... just can't make it out. 176 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,786 Can you, Boyle? Can you make it out? 177 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,621 You do believe me, don't you, Sergeant? 178 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,290 On account of I not only saw 'em, I heard 'em. 179 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,460 You do believe me, don't you? I saw 'em, I really saw 'em. 180 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:49,005 I'm not just making this up. I saw 'em with my very own eyes. 181 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,508 You do believe me, don't you? 182 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,594 Well, to be honest with you, Pyle, 183 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,805 I didn't believe you at first, 184 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,808 but now I think there's something kinda strange going on. 185 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,019 Oh, good, on account I hadn't picked up that equipment yet. 186 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,772 Oh, well, uh, that's okay. 187 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,941 Take your time. You can pick it up on your next trip. 188 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,984 Right! 189 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,113 What are you gonna do? 190 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,698 I-I don't know. I'm a little worried. 191 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,451 - You don't think it's an excuse anymore? - No, I don't. 192 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,121 Once, okay, but not twice. 193 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,623 You wanna know something, Boyle? I'm worried. 194 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,750 I think Pyle is seeing things. 195 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,586 You mean hallucinations? 196 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,755 - What's that? - Seeing things. 197 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,716 - I just said that! - That's the medical term for it. 198 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,719 Yeah. Well, I think there's a medical term for Pyle, too, 199 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,847 and I think I'd better find out what it is! 200 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,057 You know what it sounds like to me, Doctor? 201 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,643 It sounds to me like Pyle has got halcinations. 202 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,145 Pardon me? 203 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,897 Seeing things. The medical term for it. 204 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,233 Oh! Oh, yes. I get what you mean. 205 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,693 What does it sound like to you, sir? 206 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:55,363 Well, of course, you realize this is just conversation? 207 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,740 I haven't seen Pyle or examined him. 208 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,742 I'm just going on what you've reported to me. 209 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,287 Oh, sure, sure, I understand. 210 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:05,415 Well, first, there's the possibility that he did see something. 211 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,586 - You mean a flying saucer? - Well, something, whatever it was. 212 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,880 What's the other possibility? 213 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,756 It's a little more complicated. 214 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,260 If he didn't see anything and he's making it all up, 215 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,221 it could be he's just trying to get attention. 216 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,140 Individual attention from you. 217 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,558 Yeah, but what good is it? 218 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,019 He'll just get chewed out for making up a story. He knows... 219 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,313 Sergeant, he hasn't thought that far ahead. 220 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:31,482 And besides, chewing out is a form of attention. 221 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,276 Better to be yelled at than neglected. 222 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,986 - Huh? - In a manner of speaking, 223 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,071 you're almost like a father to him. 224 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,907 Isn't that what you told him back in boot camp? 225 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,826 Yeah, but that was back in boot camp. He was just a recruit. 226 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:46,456 - And he grew to depend on it. - Oh. Well, what do I do? 227 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,750 Listen to him, talk to him, be sympathetic. 228 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,377 - Yes, sir? - Try to give a little more of your time. 229 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,379 If he feels you're concerned with him, 230 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,256 he may not have to see any more of these things. 231 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,134 - Well, what if he does, sir? - Well, then, call me. 232 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:01,429 Oh, yeah. Well, thank you, sir. 233 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,556 Thank you for all your help. 234 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,060 - Sir? - Yes. 235 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,521 Just in case I have to write up a report on this, 236 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,149 how do you spell halcinations? 237 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:41,344 Now, I need a shot of you two guys running down the road here. We'll... 238 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,680 Jerry, where did this Jeep come from? 239 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,849 The key's in it. 240 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:50,186 Find out who it belongs to and get it outta here. Or drive it out yourself. 241 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,729 I don't know how you handle these! 242 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,481 I know how to drive them. I'll take it out. 243 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,774 Oh, good. 244 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,778 Okay, Jerry, I wanna go back up the hill and get a set-up up there. 245 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,906 [engine revs] 246 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,785 Oh, my gosh! 247 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,455 Hey! Hey! 248 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,082 Hey! 249 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,795 Oh, my goodness! They took my Jeep! 250 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,930 Listen to this, Vince, just listen. 251 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:30,101 "Wister Falls, Kansas. Several farmer here last night 252 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:33,438 reported seeing strange objects in the sky. 253 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,191 The most detailed description was given by Cyrus Plunkett 254 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,694 who said something shaped like a banana squash, 255 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,155 with red lights the size of tomatoes, 256 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:46,784 circled his barn for almost half an hour scaring the chickens half to death." 257 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,037 What do you think of that? 258 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,914 I think Cyrus Plunkett and Gomer Pyle are two of a kind. 259 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,042 You don't believe these fellas saw them, either? 260 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,503 Sarge, there's a story like this in the papers almost every day. 261 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,172 Boyle, will you pardon me? 262 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,759 Until one of them things actually lands and they show it on television, 263 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,635 I'm gonna have my reservations, do you mind? 264 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,763 But, Sarge, there's too many of these sightings! 265 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,848 They can't all be just people's imaginations. 266 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,975 Then, look, Boyle, it stands to reason, 267 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,812 if them people went to all that trouble to come from millions of miles away, 268 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,647 why didn't they at least stop and say hello? 269 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,107 But Pyle said they did! 270 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,985 And that's another thing. If they're smart enough to do all that, 271 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,781 why do they wanna stop and talk to Pyle, of all people on this Earth, huh? 272 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,199 Answer me that, huh? 273 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,992 Look, Sarge, don't get me in the middle. 274 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994 I don't know if Pyle saw one or he talked to one, 275 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,414 I'm just saying that there are reportings like this in the paper every day. 276 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,583 [pants] Sergeant Carter! Sergeant Carter! 277 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,502 I'm all out of breath. I run all the way. 278 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,630 - Yeah, what is it now, Pyle? - The Jeep! They took the Jeep. 279 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,673 One of 'em took the Jeep and drove away with it. 280 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,385 They did? W-Who did, Pyle? Who took the Jeep? 281 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,803 One of them little men. 282 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,055 I got out to see if I could find them again 283 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,808 and when I turned around, one of 'em was driving the Jeep away. 284 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:56,687 You actually saw one of these little men get in the Jeep and drive away? 285 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,690 I saw him, Sergeant. I saw him with my very own eyes. 286 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,859 Oh, yeah, yeah. 287 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,070 Well, that's very interesting, Pyle. 288 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,281 Look, why don't you wait outside a minute? I gotta make a phone call. 289 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,368 But, Sergeant, that was government property. Where was he going with it? 290 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,745 I-I don't know, Pyle. Just wait outside a minute. 291 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,623 I think we ought to go right back out there and comb the entire area. 292 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,208 Oh, yeah, sure, good idea. 293 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,669 Just as soon as I make this phone call, I'll be right with you. 294 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,921 I feel just awful about this, Sergeant. 295 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,549 But how was I to know that one of them little men could drive a Jeep? 296 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,760 Well, maybe they have Jeeps up there, too, huh? 297 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,637 You really think so, Sergeant? 298 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:34,142 - Look, Pyle, will you just wait outside? - All right, Sergeant. 299 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:39,939 What do you think now? Even Cyrus Plunkett never saw one get in a Jeep and drive! 300 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,608 - I guess you're right, Vince. - I know I'm right. 301 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,902 This kid's in bad shape. 302 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,114 [phone rings] 303 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,241 Yes, Sergeant? 304 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,618 He what? 305 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,454 They did? 306 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,038 Hm. 307 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,542 Well, it seems to me there's only one thing for you to do at this point. 308 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:03,463 - Why don't you go out there with him? - Well, all right, if you say so, sir. 309 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,631 But what do you think really happened to the Jeep? 310 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,050 I don't know. He might have forgotten where he parked it. 311 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,969 Or possibly he deliberately hid it. 312 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,139 The whole point is to get you out there with him, it seems to me. 313 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,726 - So go, Sergeant. - Yes, sir. I'll call you when we get back. 314 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,187 Well, what did he say, Vince? 315 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,064 He said I should go out there in the woods with Pyle and look around. 316 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,525 What I've been saying all along, see? 317 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,987 Looks like Pyle's in for a few sessions with the doc. 318 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,405 No kidding. 319 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,491 halcinations. 320 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,992 What? 321 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,329 Seeing things! Don't you know? 322 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,918 Okay, Pyle, come on, let's go. You drive. 323 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,753 Take us out where you left the Jeep. 324 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,298 I mean, where those little men stole the Jeep. 325 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:52,970 Sergeant, before we go, can I ask you something? 326 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,430 What, Pyle? 327 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,725 Well, I get the feeling that you don't believe me. 328 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,435 - Am I right, Sergeant? - What do you mean? 329 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:03,189 From the sound of your voice, you sound like you don't believe me about the Jeep. 330 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,526 And that means you don't believe me about the flying saucers or the little men. 331 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:11,322 Well, it is kinda strange, the whole story. Don't you agree? 332 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,783 But do you believe me, Sergeant? 333 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,743 - Well, I... - Well, I sure hope so, 334 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,204 cause I never have lied to you, Sergeant. 335 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,707 I never have lied to you as long as I've known you, since I've been a Marine, 336 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,252 and I never will, either. 337 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,879 Come on, Pyle, let's get started! 338 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,425 - [camera whirrs] - [director] And cut! 339 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,844 Okay, that was fine, people. 340 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,429 Okay for everybody here? 341 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,224 - All right, then, that will do it. - All right, that's a wrap! 342 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,060 We're all through here, folks. Start getting the stuff in the truck. 343 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,396 - What about that Jeep? - Oh, I forgot about that. 344 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,439 Have somebody drive it up where we found it. 345 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,609 Right. Driver, let's get a drive on that Jeep! 346 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,409 There it is, Sergeant! 347 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,036 I just don't understand it. It's right where I left it. 348 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,871 Yeah, there it is, all right. 349 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,458 Well, I just don't understand it. I don't understand it at all. 350 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,421 It wasn't here the last time I was here. 351 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,924 I mean, I parked it here and then it was gone. 352 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,509 I mean, it was here 353 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,720 - and then it wasn't here. - Yeah, Pyle. 354 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,097 I went right down here behind those bushes to have a look 355 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,100 and when I turned around, one of those little men was driving it off. 356 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,394 Hey, maybe they're still down there! 357 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,358 Are ya sure you were wearing your watch while we were having lunch? 358 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,943 Yeah. 359 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,282 There they are! There they are! Sergeant Carter, they're here! 360 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:40,119 Hey, fellas, would you wait here just one minute? It's real important. 361 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:45,458 I mean, no go! You stay! I come back! 362 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,048 Sergeant Carter! Sergeant Carter! 363 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,718 Come quick. They're right over in there and I told them to wait, so hurry! 364 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,220 - Look, Pyle... - Please, Sergeant, they may go away again. 365 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,348 So please, come on, hurry! 366 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,727 I don't know, maybe I didn't have it when we were having lunch. 367 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,438 Russ, maybe you dropped it getting off the truck. 368 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,149 Hey, maybe I did. Come on, let's go look. 369 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,447 Right up here, Sergeant! 370 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,115 They're right up here! 371 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,159 Hey, fellers? 372 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,869 Fellers? 373 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,872 Boys? 374 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,124 Little men? 375 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,752 They were right here, Sergeant. Right here on this spot. 376 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,046 I saw 'em, I really did. 377 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,465 Pyle... 378 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,008 Well... 379 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,394 Listen, Pyle, I-I wanna talk to you. 380 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,020 About what, Sergeant? 381 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,189 Do you feel I've been neglecting you lately? 382 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,150 I mean, not paying enough attention to you? 383 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,777 Well, no, Sergeant. 384 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,363 I know I don't see you as much as I did in boot camp, 385 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,783 but I want you to know that I think about you a lot. 386 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,285 Well, I think about you a lot, too, Sergeant. 387 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:08,082 That's good. Anyway, I want you to know that whatever happens to you from now on 388 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:12,086 and wherever you may go, my thoughts will go with you. 389 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,463 Go? But I'm not going anywheres. 390 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,841 Well, that's a matter of opinion, Pyle. 391 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:22,388 In any case, I want you to know that if I've ignored you, I'm sorry. 392 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:26,142 Now, why don't you just drive back to the base. I'll take the other Jeep. 393 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,353 But aren't we going to go look for those little men anymore, Sergeant? 394 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,355 No, I, uh... 395 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,983 I know where the little men are, Pyle. 396 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,152 You do? Where? 397 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,488 Well, uh, you get the Jeep back to the barracks and wait for me, 398 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,409 and then we'll go over and see someone who knows all about the little men. 399 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,411 Who's that, Sergeant? 400 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,872 Well, we'll just pay a visit to sick bay 401 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,375 - and then you can have a talk with... - Sick bay? 402 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,919 You said you believed me, Sergeant, and you don't. 403 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,213 You think everything I've told you is a story, don't you? 404 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,467 Please, Pyle, I believe that you think you saw someone. 405 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,511 That's why we gotta go over to sick bay and you gotta talk to the doc. 406 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,598 You don't believe me. You really don't believe me. 407 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,184 Pyle, that's what the doctors are there for. 408 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,144 I mean, when a guy starts seeing things... 409 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,856 You don't believe that I saw those little men, just now or anytime? 410 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:17,485 Pyle, that's not important, whether I believe you or not! 411 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,237 I just want you to know one thing, Sergeant. 412 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,824 I didn't lie to you, and I never will. 413 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,747 Pyle? 414 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,791 [somber music] 415 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:12,915 Say, buddy, uh, didn't happen to see a watch, did you? 416 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,584 I think I lost it someplace around here. 417 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,173 Hey, Russ! I found it! I found it! Here it is. 418 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,342 Great! Where did you find it? 419 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,762 [horn honks] 420 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:30,975 How about it? We can't wait any longer! 421 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,435 What is it with you people, anyway? 422 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,939 Two of you looking for a watch, one of you sacked out asleep someplace! 423 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,650 Come on, get in the bus! 424 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,945 Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! 425 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,990 Y-You guys been here all day? You're making a movie? 426 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,366 Yeah, that's right. 427 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:51,787 A movie about space and flying saucers and everything? 428 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,706 - [horn honks] - That's right. Buddy, I gotta go. 429 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:57,001 Listen, am I glad to see you! 430 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,378 - Yeah? - Yeah! [chuckles] 431 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:07,011 He saw 'em! He really did see 'em! 432 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,522 That's it, that's it! 433 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:21,984 So what you saw, Pyle, was just some guys making a movie, that's all. 434 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:25,571 For gosh sakes, Sergeant, that sure relieves my mind! 435 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,156 A movie? Think of that! 436 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,993 Well, if you had any brains, Pyle, you'd have known immediately that's what it was. 437 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:34,413 I mean, things like that always have a logical explanation. 438 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,206 You knew right away, huh, Sergeant? 439 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,834 Of course! The minute I laid eyes on 'em! 440 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,878 Boy, it sure looked like the real thing to me! 441 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:44,006 But the main thing is that you know that I wasn't lying to you. 442 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:47,343 - That's all I care about. - Yeah, but you did the right thing 443 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,428 coming to me right off and telling me about it. 444 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,430 You should never be afraid to come to me 445 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,557 and tell me about anything that bothers you. 446 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,477 If you can't figure it out, I'll help you with it. Will you remember that? 447 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:59,271 I sure am glad to hear you say that, Sergeant, 448 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,774 cause there is something I was afraid to tell you. 449 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,025 Yeah, what is it? 450 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,694 Well, you won't be angry with me, will you? 451 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:08,197 Of course not! You heard what I just said. 452 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,074 And you will believe me, won't you, Sergeant? 453 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,534 I'll believe you. I'll believe you. What is it? 454 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,788 Well, last night, right before I went to sleep, 455 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:19,166 there was the funniest noise coming from underneath the barracks, 456 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,877 and since you took my troll doll, I hate to think what it is. 457 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,754 Do you think that underneath the barracks... 458 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:26,465 Knock it off, Pyle! Get back to work and finish them windows! 459 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,675 Move it! Move it! 460 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,886 Of all the dumb, lamebrained ideas! 38235

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