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[Carter] All right, move it,
let's go! Come on, you!
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In there. Come on.
Move it, move it! In that seat!
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[in southern accent]
Now, take Hal Floyd, the barber back home
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who used to cut my hair,
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what he done was he'd leave it
a little long in the back,
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then he'd cut off the sideburns here,
about, oh, say even with the ear hole.
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Then he'd trim a little bit off the top
and rub in some pomade
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and part it on the side and make
a little rabbit ridge up here in front.
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Then he'd comb it wet. Okay?
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[whirring]
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[air blowing]
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Well, it ain't exactly like Floyd,
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the barber back home,
would have done it,
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but after all, it's just your first time.
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[marching band playing]
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[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.
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I am your senior drill instructor!
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I will watch over you every minute
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of every day
of your boot camp training!
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I will tell you
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when to eat, when to sleep,
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when to get up,
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when to shower,
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and when to dress!
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He's gonna spoil us,
doin' all that for us.
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Did I hear somebody talkin'?
You're at attention.
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You don't move, you don't talk!
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When you do speak, the first word
to come out of your mouth will be "Sir"!
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Is that clear?
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- [all] Yes, sir.
- What?
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- Yes, sir!
- I can't hear you!
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Yes, sir!
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Now...
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Something funny, Private?
Something funny about all this?
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Suppose you tell us
what's so funny, huh?
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Well, sir, when we all
hollered real loud
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like you wanted us to,
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the feller behind me
hollered in my ear,
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and it tickled
and made me grin.
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I imagine the same thing happened
to the feller in front of me.
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Did you grin
when I hollered in your ear?
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Knock it off!
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So, you think this is funny,
do you, Private?
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What's your name?
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Gomer Pyle, sir.
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All right, Pyle.
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I'm gonna be watchin' you real close.
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Do you hear me good?
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You're doin' it again!
Wipe that smile off your face!
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You're doin'
the same thing he did.
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Hollered in my ear
and it made me grin.
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Knock it off!
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All right.
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Now, you people listen up!
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I have had three
Honor Platoons in a row!
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Do you hear me?
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Three Honor Platoons!
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And I am going to get a fourth!
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And who is going
to help me to get it?
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[all] We are, sir.
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What?
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- We are, sir!
- I can't hear you!
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We are, sir!
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And now we will begin
by learning how to drill!
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Left! Hut!
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Dress it! Right!
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All right, come on!
Dress it up, dress it up!
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Ready! Hut!
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We will do a little drilling in place!
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I will count cadence,
you will listen!
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Hut! And!
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Hut! Hut! And left! And left!
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Hut, hut! And left!
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Left and left and left!
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Hut, hut! And left!
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Left and left! Hut, hut! A...
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Set! Halt!
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What's funny, Pyle?
What's funny this time, huh?
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How do you do that?
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- Huh?
- How do you do that with your voice?
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That's good. It's real good.
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What?
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That there cadence countin'.
It's real good.
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- Oh, you really think so, huh?
- I mean it.
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You ought to sing in your church choir,
if you don't already.
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You like my voice, do you?
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Yes, sir, I really do.
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Well, since you like it so much,
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- I'll let you hear it some more.
- Good.
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While you do
about 50 push-ups.
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- Sir?
- Push-ups! Come on, Pyle, hit the deck!
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Ready? Exercise!
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And up! And up!
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That's good.
That's real good.
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Keep workin'! Keep workin'!
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And up! And up!
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You have seen
this obstacle course demonstrated,
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and you will now run it!
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You move, and move fast!
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You are running
under combat conditions!
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First four men, move!
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Second four men!
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I am watching you, Pyle.
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Move!
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[Carter] Third four men,
move out!
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What are you doing, Pyle?
What in the world are you doing?
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Are you playing a game?
Are you having fun?
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No, sir. This wall's a whole lot
higher than I thought.
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Well, would you like me
to get you a little stepladder?
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Oh, no. Thank you kindly, sir.
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It's real nice of you to offer,
but I'll keep tryin'.
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You better keep trying.
I'm gonna get me an Honor Platoon
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and you will not foul it up!
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You hit this wall,
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you roll over this wall,
and you move on!
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Pyle, do you know why
you're doing this?
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It's to train you for combat.
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Don't you understand?
You're being shot at, Pyle!
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Shazam! I better get over it
this time, hadn't I?
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I think if you'd give me a heist
this one time, Sergeant, I might make it.
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[groaning]
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[sighs]
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Much obliged, Sergeant!
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Move! Move! Move!
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All right, move it, Pyle! Move it!
Get in there! Move on through!
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All right, come on!
Move it, move it, move it!
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Pyle, what are you
doing in there? Taking a nap?
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Move it! Move it!
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It's dark as the inside
of a cow in there.
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Pyle, how did you...
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No, don't tell me. Just go!
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Hit that cargo net! Move it! Move it!
Move, move, move!
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Hey, Sarge.
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Is that any way to go up a landing net,
Pyle, feet first?
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- Are you trying to be different?
- No, sir. I was just trying to...
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- Do you know your feet from your head?
- Yes, sir.
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Then how come your head's down here,
your feet's up there?
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Well, that is a poser, ain't it?
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Pyle, I got an 80-year-old grandmother
can go up a net better than that!
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Well, bless her heart.
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Get outta there! Outta there!
Out! Out, out, out, out!
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You swing across!
Swing across!
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You don't swing hard enough,
you land in the drink!
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First four, move it!
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Let's go, come on!
Go, go, go!
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Next four! Come on!
Let's move it, move it,
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move it, move it, move it, move it!
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Let go! Let go!
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Pyle, get out of there!
Get outta there!
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This ain't a ride,
and this ain't Disneyland!
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Lucky thing I didn't have
nothin' in my pockets, ain't it?
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Come on, get up here!
Get--Get...
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It ain't very cold, is it?
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Pyle!
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How do you spell "friendly"?
"I-E" or "E-I"?
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"I-e." Why?
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I was just writin'
the folks back home.
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Oh.
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And I, uh, I suppose
you're telling them
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how much fun you're having
and how friendly your DI is?
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- How'd you know?
- What?
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You're actually writing that?
I was kidding, Gomer!
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- Our DI, friendly?
- Oh, he's a fine feller.
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[Hemsley] And you like him?
You actually like him?
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- Oh, I like him fine. Don't you?
- How can you like anybody
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who yells like that?
He hollers all the time.
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Oh, I expect he's got to do that
to hold your attention.
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Why, if he talked soft,
your mind would go to wanderin',
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and you'd probably stand there
and stare at his nose.
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Oh, he's got to holler.
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Gomer...
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- Ten-hut!
- [Johnson] Pyle!
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Private Gomer Pyle!
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Report to Sergeant Carter
in the duty hut, right away.
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Yes, sir! Be right there!
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I won't tell him
we was talkin' about him.
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On the double! Move, move!
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[knocking on door]
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[Swanson] Sir, Private Swanson
requests permission to enter the duty hut!
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Hey, Sergeant Whipple,
one of your people out here.
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Yeah?
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[knocking on door]
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[Swanson] Sir, Private Swanson
requests permission to enter the duty hut!
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What's the matter with you, Private?
You wearin' gloves?
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Knock on that door!
Let's hear it!
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[pounding on door]
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- Sir, Private Swanson requests...
- Get in here!
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Sir, Private Swanson
reporting as ordered!
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- Swanson, you talked in ranks today!
- Yes, sir!
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When you're at attention,
you don't talk!
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- That clear?
- Yes, sir!
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- You gonna remember that?
- Yes, sir!
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- Why are you whispering?
- Yes, sir!
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Get outta here!
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- [door slams]
- Knucklehead.
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You think he's bad?
Wait till you see the one I got.
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Hey, Sarge!
All right to come in?
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See what I mean?
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Pyle, you were told your first day here
how to enter a duty hut!
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- Oh, I'm sorry, I...
- Get out and do it right!
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Sir, Private Pyle requests permission
to enter the duty hut.
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- Did you hear somethin'?
- Yeah. Sounded like mice.
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Pyle, hit that hatch!
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- Hit the what?
- The door! The door!
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Sir, Private Pyle requests permission
to enter the duty hut!
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[Carter] I can't hear you!
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Sir, Private Pyle requests permission
to enter the duty hut!
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Get in here!
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Over here!
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Sir, Private Pyle
reportin' as ordered!
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Corporal said
you wanted to see me.
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Ewe? Ewe? What's a "ewe"?
A "ewe" is a sheep, ain't it?
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It sure is.
It's a female sheep.
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Is that what I look like?
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No, sir. You don't look
like no female sheep.
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- Do I look like a male sheep?
- Well, not that neither.
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Though they do say
some folks look like animals.
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Wally, the feller
I worked for back home,
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everybody said
he looked like a gopher.
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He had these little bitty eyes
and short ears...
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- Pyle!
- He was a wonderful feller, though.
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I mean, for a man
that looked like a gopher.
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Knock it off!
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Pyle, are you here
because you personally wanna see to it
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that I don't get
another Honor Platoon? Are you?
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- Oh, no, sir.
- You don't like me!
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- Yes, sir, I like you.
- No, you don't.
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- You don't like me, do you?
- Yes, sir, I like you.
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For a feller I've known
such a little bitty time,
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I like you just fine.
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Course, I don't love you,
but that's 'cause you ain't kin.
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If you was kin, I might love you,
but I do like you.
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Well, if you like me, boy, shape up.
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Get yourself squared away.
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I'm gonna get me
another Honor Platoon,
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and you will pull your own weight!
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Am I gettin' through to you?
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- Yes, sir.
- Then get outta here!
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00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,738
- And I do like you...
- Get outta here! Outta here!
242
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,118
[door closes]
243
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,996
- And I like you, too.
- Oh, yeah.
244
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,045
I'm sorry, sir.
245
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,047
I just came back to ask you,
246
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,465
do you like me?
247
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,948
[Carter] Left and left and left!
248
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,075
Two! Three! And left!
249
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,621
Left and left and left!
250
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,207
Two! Three! And left!
251
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,628
Left and left and left!
252
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:00,131
Two! Three! And left!
253
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,427
You think it's funny, Private?
Somethin' funny about all this?
254
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,722
You run this obstacle course,
you run it right!
255
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,932
I want an Honor Platoon!
256
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,226
Get over that wall!
Get over it!
257
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,270
What are you doin' to me?
258
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:18,649
Pyle! Pyle!
259
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,062
Pyle!
260
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,273
Pyle!
261
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,570
Pyle! Wake up, boy!
Come on, wake up!
262
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,114
Corporal Johnson says
you've been excused from duty for the day.
263
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,365
I wanna know
what's the matter with you!
264
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,284
You sick?
Pyle, do you hear me?
265
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,536
[snoring]
266
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,371
Pyle, I wanna know
what's the matter with you!
267
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,207
Come on, boy, wake up!
Up, up, up, up!
268
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,333
Hmm? Hmm?
269
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,709
You up now?
270
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,545
Why can't you work today, boy?
Come on, what is it?
271
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,922
[snoring]
272
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,509
Pyle, are you awake?
273
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,052
Can you hear me?
274
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,595
[snoring]
275
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:11,155
Hey, Vince, I meant to ask you,
how's your problem child?
276
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,115
- Huh?
- Gomer Pyle.
277
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,408
What do you mean,
how is he?
278
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,661
He's a knucklehead,
that's how he is.
279
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,621
You know he reported
to sick bay this morning,
280
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,039
got himself
excused from duty,
281
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,542
and he's been stretched out
on his rack all day?
282
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,461
- No kidding?
- All day!
283
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,672
People are all secure, Sergeant.
284
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,048
What about Pyle?
285
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,424
He's still asleep.
286
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,134
He's still asleep?
287
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,220
Hey, maybe he's dead.
288
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,597
No. No such luck.
289
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,182
What's he got anyway?
Did you find out?
290
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,435
Well, sick bay says
he has "acute asthenia."
291
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,562
What's that?
292
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,397
Complete exhaustion, fatigue.
293
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,109
Fatigue? From what?
What did he do? What did he do?
294
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:51,821
5,000 boots in this camp
and I gotta catch one with a...
295
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,781
With a...
296
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,116
"Acute asthenia."
297
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,909
Yeah.
298
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,787
[sighing]
299
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,791
Hey, Duke.
300
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,335
Gomer? How do you feel, buddy?
301
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,962
- Fine.
- You ain't sick?
302
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,255
No, I feel real good.
303
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,965
Y'all ready for breakfast?
304
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:14,010
Breakfast? Man,
it's time to go to sleep.
305
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,512
You really sacked out, buddy.
You've been sleepin' all day.
306
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,805
- All day?
- Uh-huh.
307
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,223
Shazam!
308
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,183
Was the Sergeant mad?
309
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,061
Well, he said, so far,
it looks like you're the only one
310
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,439
standin' in the way of him getting
another Honor Platoon.
311
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,857
- He said that?
- Yeah.
312
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,817
'Cause you can't make
that obstacle course.
313
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:32,903
Good night, buddy.
314
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,831
Private!
315
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,711
Good evening, sir.
316
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,797
- What's your name, Private?
- Gomer Pyle, sir.
317
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,048
What are you doing here, Pyle?
318
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,801
I'm runnin' the obstacle course.
And I'm really doing it, too.
319
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,386
Why? Are you being punished?
320
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,429
Oh, no, sir.
You see, it's like this.
321
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,557
Sergeant Carter, he's my DI,
that means "Drill Instructor"...
322
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,725
I know.
323
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,894
Well, anyways, he's had
these three Honor Platoons in a row.
324
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,062
Ain't that wonderful?
325
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,438
Yes, but I don't see
what that has...
326
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,482
I didn't wanna be the cause of him
not gettin' another one,
327
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,567
'cause he's really got
his heart set on it.
328
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,986
Don't you know it's gonna make
his mama and daddy proud?
329
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,738
So, what I'm doing is,
I'm out here practicin',
330
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,156
and I'm doin' real good, too.
331
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,784
- Do you wanna see me?
- Uh, no, Private!
332
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,412
I think you'd better get back to your hut
and, uh, and get some rest.
333
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,123
- What did you say your name was?
- Private Gomer Pyle, sir.
334
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,083
You can call me Gomer
if you want to.
335
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,167
Yes.
336
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,460
You sure you don't want
to see me do it?
337
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,879
- It won't take me but a minute.
- Uh, no. Never mind.
338
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,259
- You go on back to your quarters.
- Yes, sir. Good evenin', sir.
339
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,480
- Don't tell me. Pyle's in sick bay again.
- Right.
340
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,274
Yeah. And it's that same... That, uh...
341
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,151
"Acute asthenia."
342
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,528
- We'll see about that.
- Where you goin'?
343
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,071
To see the Battalion Commander
344
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,907
and get him thrown out of here,
him and his athenia!
345
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,451
- asthenia.
- I know! I know!
346
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,704
[knocking on door]
347
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,955
Come in.
348
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,253
Sir, Gunnery Sergeant Carter
349
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,338
reporting to Battalion Commander
with a request.
350
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,799
At ease, Carter.
What's on your mind?
351
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,135
Well, sir, it's about
one of my recruits,
352
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,137
a Private Gomer Pyle.
353
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,513
Sir, he is about...
354
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,557
Oh, Gomer Pyle, yes.
355
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,350
Oh, the Colonel's already
heard about him?
356
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,685
I'm not one bit surprised...
357
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,313
Carter, I don't know how you do it,
but you do it.
358
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,732
Sir?
359
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,359
Now, don't be modest, Carter.
360
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,320
To inspire conscientiousness
in a recruit
361
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,114
that'll make him want to go out
and run that obstacle course at night,
362
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,742
when he ought to be sleeping,
you gotta be pretty persuasive.
363
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,826
Sir?
364
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,329
Well, there he was,
last night, your Gomer Pyle,
365
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,372
running that obstacle course
like a veteran
366
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,708
and telling me
what a great DI you are.
367
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,168
How do you do it, Carter?
368
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,295
It's no wonder
you get Honor Platoons.
369
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,507
I wish you'd share your secret
with the other DIs at this base.
370
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,258
We could use more men like you.
371
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,636
And more recruits
like Gomer Pyle, right?
372
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,597
What was your request, Sergeant?
373
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,557
You wanna make Pyle
your Guidon bearer?
374
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,227
You go right ahead.
You don't have to ask me about that.
375
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,770
Well, carry on, Sergeant.
376
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,487
Is there anything else, Sergeant?
377
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,365
- Sergeant?
- Sir?
378
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,867
Oh, no, sir.
379
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,994
Thank you, sir.
380
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,681
[men chattering]
381
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:31,809
Attention!
382
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,018
Hold it down! Hold it down!
383
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,520
What's the matter
with you knuckleheads?
384
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,230
Can't you see we got
a man sleepin' here?
385
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,732
As you were.
386
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,900
Pipe down.
387
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,861
This boy needs his sleep.
388
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,949
He's got acute athenia.
389
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,260
[Carter] Pyle!
390
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,222
Hey, Sergeant, sir.
391
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,016
What do you think
you're doin' out here, boy?
392
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,893
- Well, sir, I was just...
- Don't you know the punishment
393
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,103
for leaving your quarters
after you've been secured for the night?
394
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,563
- Yes, sir, but...
- What are you trying to do?
395
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,064
Get yourself court-marti a led, boy?
396
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,150
- No, sir.
- Then what are you doin' out here?
397
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,861
Well, sir, the fact is
I've been comin' out here
398
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,905
to practice runnin'
that obstacle course.
399
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,282
I wanted to help you get
that there Honor Platoon.
400
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:31,368
And you won't believe this, sir,
but I think I got this course licked.
401
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,870
- You have, huh?
- Yes, sir. Here, let me show you.
402
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,288
No. That's all right.
403
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,789
I'd be glad to do it.
It won't take me but a minute.
404
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,458
No, never mind. No.
405
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,627
Uh, look, boy, it's good
you can run the course,
406
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,420
but you gotta do it
during regular hours.
407
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,963
- You understand?
- Yes, sir.
408
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,924
Now, tomorrow you can show me
how good you can do it.
409
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,926
Yes, sir. And I do it
real good, too.
410
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,179
I shove off just right
and go right across and everything.
411
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:53,307
- Here, let me show you.
- No, no! Tomorrow, tomorrow.
412
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:56,060
- You get back to your quarters now.
- Yes, sir.
413
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,269
Where's your cap?
414
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,064
You're standin' on it, sir.
415
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,106
Oh.
416
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,279
What happened, Sergeant?
417
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,323
Didn't you give yourself
a good enough push?
418
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,158
See, when you go all the way
across like that,
419
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,493
you gotta shove off real hard.
420
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,911
And then you'll swing right back,
421
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,038
and your weight will take you
all the way over.
422
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,206
I did it.
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