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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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The food is delicious.
Mmm.
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Yes, very good.
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They put on a nice
wedding here, too.
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Are you thinking
of one couple in particular?
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A mother can dream, right?
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So can aunties.Aw...
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So what's the first step?
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Abishola needs to finalize
her divorce in Nigeria.
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And they'll need
to start looking
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into neighborhood schools
for Dele.
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And I'll have my lawyer
draw up a prenup.
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What?
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Well, it's just
this thing you sign
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to make sure everybody
hangs on to what's theirs.
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We know what it is.
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But why does Abishola need one?
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Do you think
she wants Bob's money?
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No, but it's a family business,
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and it needs to stay
in the family.
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But wouldn't Abishola
be a part of the family?
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Well, yeah.
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Sorta.
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UNCLE TUNDE:
Do you remember
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a moment ago,
you asked us to tell you
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when you are being offensive?
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It's happening now.
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AUNTIE OLU:
Dele, get the door.
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Tunde, move it.
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[footsteps]
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Kaale.
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Kaale,Bob.
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My mother will be right out.
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Great. Where's your auntie
and uncle?
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Hiding. They don't
want to talk to you
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because you are the son
of a monster.
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Hey, you don't get to pick
your mom. [chuckles]
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All right.
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So how's it going with you?
How's school?
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Fine.
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Your mom says
they're moving you up
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to an Advanced Placement
math class.
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They are.That's exciting.
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Yes.
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You're not really selling
the excitement.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just gonna grab some water.
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Thank you, Tunde.
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UNCLE TUNDE:
You're welcome, Bob.
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You gonna come out?
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AUNTIE OLU [whispers]:
Tell him no.
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UNCLE TUNDE:
No.
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Okay.
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Would you like an ice cube?
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AUNTIE OLU:
No ice cubes for him.
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UNCLE TUNDE:
Oh. N-Never mind.
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Ready?
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Wow. You look great.
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Hang on.
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Thank you.
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UNCLE TUNDE:
You're welcome.
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They're a fun couple.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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To us.
To us.
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It was so nice to
see Dele tonight.
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He's a good kid.
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Yes, he is. Thank you.
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He's a bit of a Glum Gus,
though, isn't he?
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Glum Gus?
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Oh, you know, he's not
a big smiler or laugher,
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anything pleasant.
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My son is a very happy boy.
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I'm sure he is.
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He just seems like
he's under a lot of pressure.
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If you mean the pressure
to succeed, then yes.
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That's cool. Just keep an
eye on the shower drain
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in case his hair
starts falling out.
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Dele is fine.
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I didn't say that he wasn't.
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He is ambitious,
hardworking and focused.
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And a little sad.
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You know they make the Caesar
salad right at the table?
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It's quite a show.
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You have no business
telling me about my son.
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I didn't mean anything by it.
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He just seems so serious
for a kid his age.
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Eh? And what's wrong
with being serious?Nothing.
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And let's let that
be the end of it
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and the beginning
of a nice dinner.
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Well, we know who Dele gets
the serious thing from.
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Boy, if looks could
kill, I'd be...
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[quietly]:
All right.
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HOST [over TV]:
You know how our game is played.
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CONTESTANT:
Yes, I watch...
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You are home early.Where is Dele?
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I-In his room.
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Poor Dele.
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Are you unhappy?
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Excuse me?
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"Excuse me?" Are you a Glum Gus?
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Am I putting
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too much pressure on you?No.
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Good. Then you need
to smile more.
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Why?This is America.
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We have to look happy,
even if we're not.
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Okay.But you are happy?
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Yes.If something was wrong,
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you would tell me?
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Yes.
Good.
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Because if you did not,
you would be in big trouble.
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Let me see you smile.
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You need to work on that.
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MAN [over TV]:
Hi, nice to meet you.
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WOMAN:
Hello. How are you?
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MAN:
I'm good. How's tonight?
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Douglas?Yeah?
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Come over and sit
next to me, honey.
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Okay.
[grunts]
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Knock it off!Aah!
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Hey.
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You're home early.
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Yeah.
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Everything okay?
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Not really.
Anything to eat in here?
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I thought you went out
to dinner.
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Yeah, I thought so, too.
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You want to talk about it?
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Nope.
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Grapes.
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Good choice.
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Oh. Sit here.
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Watch her right hand.
It's still got some snap.
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So, tell me.
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Oh, everything was fine.
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I was talking about
how great her son is.
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I made one
little critique and...Stop.
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What?
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You're wrong.
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I didn't tell you what I said.
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It doesn't matter what you said.
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No single mother
wants to hear
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her child be criticized
by some random guy.
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I'm not random.
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In the eyes of
God, you are.
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We all are.
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Okay, thatwas random.
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A-And what I said was true.
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Her kid's depressed.
She refuses to see it.
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Douglas? Tell him.
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Rule number one
for dating single moms:
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never give
parenting advice.
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I mean, never.
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Even if the little guy's
in the basement
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making a suit out of human skin,
you keep your mouth shut.
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And yet you kept
seeing his mother.
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I'm going to sleep.
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Sweet dreams, sad man.
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Geez, I don't
even know I'm doing it.
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Well, now you know!
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Sounds like he's just
trying to help.
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Hey, I don't need his help.
My son is fine.
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Straight A's
and an honor student.
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And that's all that matters.
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What mother would not choose
a smart, sad child
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over a happy, dumb one?
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He is not sad.
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Are you sure?
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'Cause every time I see him...
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He is not sad.
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And why would he be?
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[phone vibrates]
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Ah, Chukwuemeka.
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The bee wants more honey.
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What?
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He texts me all day long.
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Loves the emojis. Look.
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I miss you, Kemi.
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[laughs]
Man,
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you really did
a number on his head.
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I did a lot of things
on his head.
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ABISHOLA:
I don't understand.
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Do you like him or not?
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I like that he likes me.
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Ugh. Kemi, that is not enough.
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Hmm. Maybe I misspoke.
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When I said "he likes me,"
I meant he worships me.
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Oh, come on.
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Kemi, I worship you.
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The only
problem we have
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is his mother.
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She disapproves of me,
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so I have no choice
but to keep seeing him.
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Shouldn't you respect
her opinion?
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I do respect it. That's why
I wait till after she's asleep
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before I sneak
into his apartment
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and let him worship
my brains out.
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So you can't be making no noise.
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No. And it's not easy.
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At the moment of truth,
I have a tendency to squeak.
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Oluwa mi o.
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Now, when you say "squeak,"
you mean like a dolphin
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or like a mouse?
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More like a leaky balloon.
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[squeaking]
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[laughs]
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[knock on door]
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You wanted to see us,
Mr. Wheeler?
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Yeah, guys, come on in, sit.
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Is everything okay?
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Not really.
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I-I got a personal problem.
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Oh, good.
It's not good.
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That is what I said.
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GOODWIN:
Don't mind him.
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He's just relieved that we are
not here as your employees.
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We are here as your buddies.
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Yes. So, what is up, buddy?
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Abishola's mad at me
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'cause I said she puts
too much pressure on her kid.
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And so now you need
a new girlfriend.
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No, I just need
to know how to fix it.
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And I just told you:
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get a new girlfriend.
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Come on. It can't be that bad.
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I'm afraid it is.
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You have criticized the way
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a Nigerian woman
brings up her child.
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As the saying goes,
you have gone to the bathroom
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in the bed on this one.
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Number two, Mr. Wheeler.All right!
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It's bad, I get it.
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But there's got to be some
way to make it up to her.
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I mean, I was just
looking out for the kid.
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And some women
appreciate that.
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But none of them
are Nigerian.
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GOODWIN:
Oh.
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I know.
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You need to date a
less stubborn woman.
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Uh, maybe see
if Match.com
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is offering any single ladies
from the country of Ghana.
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Yes. As a people,
they are very loosey-goosey.
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I don't want
another African.
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I want Abishola.
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Bob, buddy.
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There comes a time
when you have to move on.
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And now is the time.
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Mema wo tiri nkwa.
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That's that?
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"Good luck," in Twi.
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The language or your
new Ghanaian girlfriend.
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Trust us. They're
the Canadians of Africa.
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NEWSMAN:
...razing or heavily damaging
30 homes...
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Dele, did you
take out the trash?
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Maybe he's sleeping.
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Dele, did you take
out the trash?!
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Go and check.
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There were a few people
on the streets,
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as the Cincinnati Archdiocese
canceled classes
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at two inner-city
Roman Catholic schools.
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The police urge
curiosity seekers...
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He's not there.
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What do you mean
he's not there?He is not there.
263
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,297
A-And the window to his room
is wide open.
264
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,647
So he has run away?
265
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,606
And increased our heating bill.
266
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,482
AUNTIE OLU:
Thank you for checking.
267
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,354
Sorry to bother you.
268
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:02,662
What about the Chinese girl
he plays chess with? Call her.
269
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,533
You think he ran away
to play chess?
270
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,710
I think he ran away
to play the Chinese girl.
271
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,844
Has he called?
No.
272
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,890
Have you called the Chinese girl
he plays chess with?
273
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,806
See?
274
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,504
[knock on door]
275
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,810
It's open.
276
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,856
Hello.
Dele.
277
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,684
Are you busy?
Am I bothering you?
278
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,033
No, no, no.
Come on in.
279
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,861
What are you doing here?
280
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,601
Are you with your mom?
No.
281
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,907
She's at work.
282
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,387
Does she know you're here?
283
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:33,605
No.
284
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,042
Okay, what's going on?
285
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,696
I need your help.
286
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,002
You have to tell my mom
I don't want to be a doctor.
287
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,657
Well, couldn't you make up
something easier,
288
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,267
like you got a chick pregnant?
289
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:45,617
I have to lie to her
every day
290
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,097
about what I'll be
when I grow up.
291
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,577
And it makes me very sad.
292
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,927
Ha! I knew it.
293
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:51,972
What?
294
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,756
Don't worry about it. Here.
295
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,237
Here's the thing.
296
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,067
I want to help you.
I-I really do.
297
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,765
But do you know the phrase
"don't shoot the messenger"?
298
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,376
No.
Basically it means
I'm not gonna tell her.
299
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,943
Please, Bob.
300
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,294
Well, how about
we soften the blow?
301
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,861
I-Is there
anything else
302
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,385
you-you want to be
she might support?
303
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,866
You know, like a lawyer,
an accountant, an engineer.
304
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,650
I want to be
a dance choreographer.
305
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:21,436
Aw, dude, that is not
on her list.
306
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,524
No, it is not.
307
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,917
Just so we're clear,
308
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,266
we're talking
about musical theater,
309
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,268
with all the jumping around
and people singing
310
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,617
what they're thinking?
311
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,879
Yes.
312
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,534
Huh.
313
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,450
What if we start by telling her
you got a chick pregnant,
314
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,582
then we pull the old switcheroo?
315
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,803
UNCLE TUNDE:
Dele!
316
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,283
ABISHOLA:
Okay.
317
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,633
Okay, Auntie, call me
the second you hear from him.
318
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,288
Dele!
319
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,420
Dele!
320
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,988
Ah, maybe he went
to see Kemi.
321
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,990
[phone vibrating]
322
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,252
KEMI [whispering]:
Yes, what is it?
323
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,601
ABISHOLA:
Have you talked to Dele?
324
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:57,864
No, I haven't.
325
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:58,952
Why are you whispering?
326
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,824
I'm on a date.
Hold on.
327
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,956
CHUKWUEMEKA:
Yes, Mummy, what?
328
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,653
OGECHI: Is someone
in here with you?
329
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,873
CHUKWUEMEKA: No.OGECHI:
I thought I heard voices,
330
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,918
and then a squeaking sound.
331
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,659
CHUKWUEMEKA:
No, it's just me.
332
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,226
Come, let's talk
in the kitchen.
333
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:16,143
I'm hungry.OGECHI: It sounded
like a leaky balloon.
334
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:19,320
Okay, so why would Dele
be calling me?
335
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,976
He snuck out of the house
and went down the fire escape.
336
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,412
The fire escape?
337
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,371
That's good.
338
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,157
Why is that good?
339
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,463
It might not be.
I don't know yet.
340
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,726
What are you
talking about, Kemi?
341
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,167
Don't worry, he's a good boy.
He will show up.
342
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,386
He's probably
at the library studying.
343
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,866
You think so?
344
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,650
Mm-hmm. Either that,
345
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:49,306
or he's playing chess
with that Chinese girl.
346
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,351
All right, all right,
I'll let you know
347
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,179
when I've heard from him.
Goodbye.
348
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,007
How late is
the library open?
349
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,879
[phone ringing]
350
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,751
Bob, I can't talk right now...
351
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,275
What?
352
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,669
Okay, we'll be
right there.
353
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,628
He's at Bob's work.
354
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:07,847
What's he doing there?
355
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,283
I don't know.
Let's just go.
356
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,501
[sighs]
357
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,635
This has turned into
a very exciting night.
358
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,203
What? It has.
359
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:21,121
♪ I got loyalty, got royalty
inside my DNA ♪
360
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:24,689
♪ I got power, poison, pain
and joy inside my DNA ♪
361
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,430
♪ I transform like this,
perform like this ♪
362
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,650
♪ Was Yeshua's new weapon,
I don't... ♪
363
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,521
[music stops]Wow.
364
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,045
You're really talented.
365
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,134
I know.
[laughs]
366
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,832
And your mom doesn't
have a clue?
367
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,660
I've been very careful.
368
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,401
Respect.
369
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,185
All right,
when she gets here,
370
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,970
let me talk first.
371
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,319
What will you say?
372
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:48,931
I don't know, probably
something I'll regret.
373
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,890
But I do understand
where you're coming from.
374
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,980
You know, when I was your age,
I had a dream, too.
375
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,546
You didn't always want
to make socks?
376
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,070
Don't be a wise guy.
377
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,160
I wanted to be
a pro football announcer,
378
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,813
like John Madden
or Al Michaels.
379
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,424
I mean, how cool would it be
to make a living
380
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,427
watching a game you love
and talking about it?
381
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,995
Well, why didn't you?I did for a while in college.
382
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,518
I was good at it, too.
383
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,346
But then my dad died,
384
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,217
and I had to come home
and run the business.
385
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,916
That's very sad.
386
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,352
Yeah, well, that's life.
387
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,484
Sometimes you just have
to suck it up
388
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,833
and do what you gotta do.
389
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:25,402
So you think I should
be a doctor.
390
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,751
No.
391
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,797
I think you got
to chase your dream
392
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,929
as long as you can.
393
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,974
Thanks, Bob.
394
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,020
And just so we're clear,
if your mom asks
395
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:37,240
if I encouraged you,
I'm gonna lie my ass off.
396
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,328
Respect.
397
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,764
All right.
398
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,247
Where is he?
399
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,467
He's okay. He's in my office
having a snack.
400
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,338
Why did he come to you?
401
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:52,473
Uh, the truth? 'Cause
he couldn't go to you.
402
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:53,996
Why not? I'm his mother.
403
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,998
He knows I love him
more than my own life.
404
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,000
Does he?
405
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,568
What?Oh, Bob.
406
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,874
All right, we all just
need to stay calm.
407
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,964
Don't tell me to stay calm!See, that's the problem.
408
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,009
I can't tell you anything!
409
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,228
Nobody can.
410
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,317
Oh, Bob.
411
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,884
Remember when I said I thought
Dele was a little sad?
412
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,148
Yes.
Well,
413
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,932
I don't want to
say I was right,
414
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,370
because you are not now
and have never been wrong.
415
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,895
But your son doesn't
want to be a doctor.
416
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,419
Yes, he does.
417
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,334
That settles it.
I'll get the boy.
418
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,031
Look, hang on, Tunde.
419
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:32,295
I'm trying to help you.
420
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,732
The reason Dele is miserable
421
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,821
is because what
you want for him
422
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,214
is not where his heart is.
423
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,868
Who cares where
his heart is?
424
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,391
Well, in Nigeria, maybe nobody.
425
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,394
But he's an American now,
426
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,744
and we're real big on
having dreams and stuff.
427
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:50,009
Eh. And has he told you
about these dreams of his?
428
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,706
Uh, yeah, it came up.
429
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:55,188
What are they?
What are they?!
430
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,147
You know, I think it's best
you heard from him.
431
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,500
♪ Like I do♪♪ When, when, when,
when you see a star ♪
432
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,199
♪ Star's always dripping
with swag ♪
433
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,722
♪ I pull up in a white Lambo
434
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,376
♪ For ma hood na call me Rambo
435
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:13,902
[vocalizing]
436
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,078
♪ Star don't like
to talk too much ♪
437
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,558
♪ Star like to keep it cool
438
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,038
♪ Daz how star do
439
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,561
♪ But if you vex star, oh
440
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:21,866
♪ Star go give you
two punch, too ♪
441
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,694
♪ Yeah
442
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,870
♪ I'm a superstar layeee
443
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,959
♪ Sandal Kati lese mi oh
444
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,701
♪ Mo gda'de sori oba oni oh
445
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:31,963
♪ Daz how star do
446
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,401
♪ Ten milli,
ten million for a show ♪
447
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,967
♪ Daz how star do
448
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,143
♪ Never... [music stops]
449
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,713
So, how long have you been
practicing behind my back?
450
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,586
Three years.
451
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,979
Oh, Dele.
452
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,460
Tell me, how does
a person make money
453
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,767
doing this dancing
and choreography?
454
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,768
I don't know.
455
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:54,769
It just makes me happy.
456
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,814
"Happy." [chuckles]
457
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,860
You arean American.
458
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,211
I think the important thing
here is the two of you
459
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,692
are communicating
openly and honestly.
Bob?
460
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,259
Zip it.
461
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,217
Yes, you should zip it.
462
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,132
I'm still angry with you.
463
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,047
Sure. Dele, you and
me are good, right?
464
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,093
Bob!
465
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,140
Here's what you will do.
466
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,751
You will go to college
and study medicine
467
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,102
and this nonsense.
468
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,233
And when you graduate,
469
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,887
you and I will
sit down together,
470
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,759
and Iwill decide
what is next.
471
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,935
Thank you, Mum.
That's wonderful.
472
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,023
You're happy
with that?
473
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,330
Oh, Bob.
474
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,115
Come on.
475
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,551
Let's go home.
476
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,075
Uh, Abishola, y-you and
me, we're back on, right?
477
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,685
Maybe have that dinner?
478
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,992
Hello?
479
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,037
You'll call me?
480
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,085
She'll call.
481
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,141
[sighs]
482
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,514
Chukwuemeka!
483
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,211
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