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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm bored.
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You get bored
pretty easily.
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Only with you, darling.
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Holy shit, V. Stop.
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We're citizens. We pay taxes.
We deserve basic civil rights...
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...just like everyone else.
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Yeah, but... I mean, come on. Doesn't
your race have a rather sordid history...
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...of exploiting and feeding off
innocent people for centuries?
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Three points.
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Number one,
show me documentation.
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It doesn't exist.
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Number two, doesn't your race
have a history of exploitation?
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We never owned slaves, Bill,
or detonated nuclear weapons.
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Most importantly, point number three.
Now that the Japanese...
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...have perfected synthetic blood,
which satisfies our needs...
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...there is no reason
for anyone to fear us.
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I can assure you that every member
of our community...
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...is now drinking synthetic blood.
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That's why we decided
to make our existence known.
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We just wanna be part
of mainstream society.
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Well...
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Hi.
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Y'all have Tru Blood.
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For real.
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You get vamps in here?
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I didn't even think we had any
in Louisiana.
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You didn't know...
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...that New Orleans
is a Mecca for the vampire?
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Seriously? I mean, New Orleans?
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Even after Katrina? Didn't they all drown?
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Vampires cannot drown.
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Because we do not breathe.
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Dude, no harm intended.
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- We're just a little drunk.
- Nice. I could use a cocktail.
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Score. I totally had you guys.
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- That wasn't funny.
- Yeah, it was.
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No, Kelly, that was pretty funny.
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I didn't think it was funny.
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What? Well, we don't care
what you think.
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Dude, you know where
we can score any V-juice?
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- Gross. Brad, no.
- How much you need?
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I knew this girl who knew this girl,
who did vamp blood during Greek Week.
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She, like, clawed her own face off.
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Seriously, I can pay good money.
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Okay. You two need to leave.
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All right. Fuck you, Billy Bob.
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Fuck me?
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I'll fuck you, boy.
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I'll fuck you, and then I'll eat you.
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You ever pretend to be one of us again...
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...and I'll kill you.
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Got it?
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Yeah.
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Have a nice day, now.
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Dawn, take the catfish.
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Thank you, baby.
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You know daddy loves you.
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Bill, I'm sitting down here, okay?
I'm by myself.
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Just let me have
just one beer tonight, Jesus.
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One beer, that's all I need.
And if you just give me the strength...
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...to say no to beer number two,
then I swear...
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...in the face without a second thought.
Don't you gripe about me eating fries.
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Not after what I did for you
last night in the bedroom.
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Which, by the way, was disgusting.
Although I kind of enjoyed it.
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Who are these people,
and what the hell is this music?
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I feel like I'm trapped
in some hillbilly's OxyContin nightmare.
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Man, I cannot wait to get the hell out
of this Podunk town.
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Make sure you do, and before it's too late.
Every year you just get more stuck here.
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Believe me, I know.
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Believe me, I know.
How'd she know what I was thinking?
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How'd she know what I was thinking?
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That's weird.
Did she hear my thoughts?
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- Does he have a girlfriend?
- Am I thinking out loud?
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Please, God.
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I'll get y'all some ketchup.
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Shit, did my parents...?
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I don't know, but I'm not gonna pee.
I'll probably pee in my pants.
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Welcome to
Super Save-A-Bunch.
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Hi. I'm looking for that thick,
translucent plastic sheeting.
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The kind they hang in front of the doors
of walk-in refrigerators.
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We don't sell that here.
You could try Home Depot.
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I tried them already. They sent me here.
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Now, I cannot believe
you don't have that stuff.
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- Oh, I don't even know what it's called.
- Sorry.
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- But you're supposed to have everything.
- Well, we don't have that stuff...
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...that you don't even know
what it's called.
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Your website says that this is
the most well-stocked store in five parishes.
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Now, I just drove over an hour
from Marthaville...
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- Does our website have a phone number?
- Well, I suppose it does, but...
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So it never occurred to you
before you drove an hour...
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...to pick up the phone and call us to see if
we stocked whatever you're looking for?
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Well, I think that if a business chooses
to classify itself as...
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Why didn't you just find it online,
and have it delivered to your house?
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Or were you just looking for an excuse
to wear them ugly-ass clothes?
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I would like to speak
to your manager.
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Fine.
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Waylon!
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Trust me, you are not getting me fired.
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I am quitting.
You were just the fucking catalyst...
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...and for that I ought to thank you.
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You are a very rude young woman.
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Oh, this ain't rude. This is uppity.
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That's for patting my ass.
I'm gonna get my baby daddy...
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...who just got out of prison
to come and kick your teeth in.
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- Jesus, Tara. Please don't do any...
- Oh, my God.
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I'm not serious, you pathetic racist.
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I don't have a baby.
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Damn.
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I know y'all have to be stupid,
but do you have to be that stupid?
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Shit. Fuck this job.
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Evening. Merlotte's.
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Hey, Tara.
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Yeah, she's right here.
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I'm so sorry, Sam.
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She knows not to call me at work.
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Sookie, it's okay.
You don't abuse a privilege like Arlene does.
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- Hey. I heard that.
- Well, I wish you would hear that.
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Please. Sam, I have kids.
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This had better be an emergency.
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- I just quit my job.
- Again?
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I can't work for assholes.
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I'm glad you can be so picky,
Miss Say-Hello-To-The-Rest-Of-Us.
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Oh, shut up. Sam is not an asshole,
and he's totally in love with you.
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Tara, he is my boss.
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Jesus. Sookie, you need to lighten up.
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You know I hate it
when you use the J word.
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Now, I gotta go.
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I'm coming over. I need a margarita.
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A big one.
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Bye.
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Mack and Denise Rattray
are just about to sit down in your section.
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What the fuck?
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Don't let them get to you, chère.
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They're not worth it.
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Two Tecates, Sam.
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Hell, there ain't nothing on this menu
ain't gonna give me the runs.
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Goddamn son of a...
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What can I do for y'all tonight?
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What can I do for y'all tonight?
You can wrap your lips...
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You can wrap your lips...
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...around my slim reaper.
That's what you can do.
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Why don't we just start out
with a pitcher of Bud?
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You can hop aboard the Mack express
and ride all the way to heaven.
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Alrighty. Anything else?
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Alrighty. Anything else? What the hell is wrong
with her? God, she's pathetic, like a dog...
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What the hell is wrong with her?
God, she's pathetic, like a dog...
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Onion rings, with mustard. What the hell is wrong
with her? God, she's pathetic, like a dog...
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Onion rings, with mustard.
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Onion rings, with mustard... that's been kicked
too many times and keeps coming back for more.
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...that's been kicked too many times
and keeps coming back for more.
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Coming right up... that's been kicked too
many times and keeps coming back for more.
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Coming right up.
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I think she's retarded.
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Honey, if Rene tells you you're too young
to watch a scary movie on HBO...
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...then I'm siding with him.
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I know he's not your daddy...
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...but your daddy does not wanna
live with us anymore. Remember?
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You want a time-out? Because I can give
you one. I'd be fine with it.
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Onion rings. And if you drop a few of them
on the floor, that's fine with me.
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Got it.
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Oh, Sookie.
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You're looking like a porn star
with that tan.
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And pink lipstick. You got a date?
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No. When I wear makeup,
I get bigger tips.
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Yes, girl, that's it.
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These damn rednecks
are suckers for packaging.
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And I get even bigger tips when I act
like I don't have a brain in my head.
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But, if I don't, they're all scared of me.
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They ain't scared of you, honey child.
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They scared of
what's between your legs.
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Lafayette. That's nasty talk.
I won't listen to that.
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Do you even know what's between
a woman's legs, Lafayette?
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I know every man, whether straight, gay,
or George motherfucking Bush...
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...is terrified of the pussy.
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- Lafayette.
- Oh, what are we talking about?
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- Pussy.
- Hey, listen, not everybody is gay, okay?
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Not everybody wants to have sex
with you.
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Oh, you would be surprised,
Arlene. People you know.
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- That's all I'm saying.
- Well, I don't wanna have sex with you.
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- Me neither.
- Shit. You bitches...
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...just don't know what you're missing.
I got six gears on these hips.
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No, baby.
You don't know what you're missing.
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Watch her walk away.
Make you wanna slap it?
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- Huh, you wanna slap it?
- Everybody knows that.
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Everybody been there. John's been there.
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I'm slapping it. Take these, baby.
Peaches and cream.
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I'll give you a little cocoa.
Little cocoa.
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Ain't that right, John? Shit.
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Look, I'm a pretty nice guy, but I have,
like, a little bit of an edge to me.
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Got started at a young age.
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- Started getting into fights.
- Really?
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Used to get into a lot of trouble. Got kicked
out of a couple schools, type of thing.
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Yeah. Started partying in high school.
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Yes, yes.
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What the fuck is this?
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It's just a mosquito bite.
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You had sex with a vampire?
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Okay. Once.
200
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I went to that vampire bar
down in Shreveport.
201
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Look. I was broke,
and he paid me a lot of money.
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You a hooker, Maudette?
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Because I don't pay for it.
Never have, never will.
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Well, I don't charge for it, neither.
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I mean, he offered me a thousand dollars
to bite me.
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What was I gonna do?
Say no to a thousand bucks?
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What was it like?
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Scary.
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You know, I read in Hustler
everybody should have sex...
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...with a vampire at least once
before they die.
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Once was enough for me.
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He was way too rough.
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I mean, I like to be rough sometimes,
but...
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- You like it rough?
- Yeah.
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Why not?
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You know, it's not like it's gonna kill me.
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And if it does, well,
then I won't care, will I?
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Right. Well...
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I videotaped it.
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What?
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With the vampire.
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You wanna watch?
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My life sucks.
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Oh, Tara, don't you be feeling
sorry for yourself.
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- That's just lazy.
- Well, why can't I keep a job?
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Because you can't keep your mouth shut.
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Bitch, who asked you?
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How you doing, Sookie?
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I've had better nights.
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Yeah? Anything I can do
to improve this one for you?
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Oh, my God.
232
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I think Merlotte's
just got its first vampire.
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I think you're right.
234
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Can you believe it?
Right here in Bon Temps?
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I've been waiting for this to happen since
they came out of the coffin two years ago.
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Hi, and what...?
What can I get for you tonight?
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Do you have any of that
synthetic bottled blood?
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00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,068
No, I'm so sorry.
239
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,154
Sam got some a year ago,
but nobody ever ordered it...
240
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,489
...so it went bad.
241
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,452
You're our first.
242
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,412
Vampire.
243
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,999
Am I that obvious?
244
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:45,253
I knew the minute you came in. I can't
believe nobody else around here seems to.
245
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,255
He does.
246
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,093
Oh, don't worry about Sam. He's cool.
247
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,679
I know he supports
the Vampire Rights Amendment.
248
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,014
How progressive of him.
249
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,772
Well...
250
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,609
...anything else you drink?
251
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,362
Actually, no.
252
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:16,284
But you can get me a glass of red wine,
so I have a reason to be here.
253
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:22,666
Well, whatever the reason...
254
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,420
...I'm glad you are.
255
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,465
Don't mind Sookie none, mister.
256
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,051
She's crazy as a bedbug.
257
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,054
I'll just get your wine for you.
258
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,603
My name's Mack Rattray...
259
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:47,774
...and this here is my wife, Denise.
260
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,985
Hello.
261
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,655
Good evening.
262
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,459
What a bitch.
263
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,379
You really think that
she's gonna let him bite her?
264
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:55,175
You know how many people are having sex
with vampires these days?
265
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,178
- And sometimes those people disappear.
- No.
266
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,224
- He's not like that.
- Okay, okay, you spoke to him for a minute.
267
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,392
You don't know how many people
he sucked...
268
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,103
...over the last however
many centuries he's been alive.
269
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,649
- But he's so not scary.
- Sweet Jesus in heaven, he is a vampire.
270
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,901
Yeah, but the synthetic blood
has everything...
271
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,362
Are you willing to pass up
your favorite foods...
272
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,406
...and spend the rest of your life
drinking Slim-Fast?
273
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,412
I mean, people have always
discriminated against me.
274
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,498
Oh, boy, have they ever.
275
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,667
And just because I never felt like being...
276
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,211
...what society wanted me to be,
you know?
277
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,754
Me neither.
278
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:33,922
Me neither.
279
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,259
So we know what it's been like for you.
280
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,265
Can I get y'all anything else?
281
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,474
Not big, but he's got 11 or 12 pints in him.
282
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,642
I'm fine.
Not big, but he's got 11 or 12 pints in him.
283
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,268
Not big, but he's got 11 or 12 pints in him.
284
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,562
Holy shit, that's almost 200 ounces.
285
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,605
I bet we could get 500 an ounce
in Dallas.
286
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,900
Fuck me, that's $10,000. Sweet Jesus.
287
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,944
I'm gonna bring y'all
a free round of beer, okay?
288
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,280
What the hell is your problem,
you dimwitted country...?
289
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,197
Don't you go anywhere. What the hell is
your problem, you dimwitted country...?
290
00:19:59,198 --> 00:19:59,364
Don't you go anywhere.
291
00:19:59,365 --> 00:19:59,948
Don't you go anywhere. I guess you are
retarded. Just like everybody says you are.
292
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,075
I guess you are retarded.
Just like everybody says you are.
293
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,623
- Tara. Tara, we have to stop them.
- Stop who? Why?
294
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,460
The Rattrays. They're gonna drain him
and sell his blood. We have to stop them.
295
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,463
We do not. We don't have to get
anywhere near that vampire.
296
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,633
Tara, I am very disappointed in
you and your small-mindedness.
297
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,468
Sookie.
298
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,847
The vampire can take care of himself.
I promise you.
299
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,767
Shit.
300
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,813
- Tara, you know how to tend bar?
- No.
301
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,773
Fake it.
302
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:34,983
Shit.
303
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,873
Look at this. This is so thick.
Damn, this is gonna bring a pretty penny.
304
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,168
We should keep some for ourselves.
If Mack freaks out on me again...
305
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,712
...I am so through with him.
306
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,491
You like this?
307
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,326
Being punished?
308
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,703
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
309
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:32,457
You're a sick little vampire fucker.
310
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,960
You like that, Pickens?
311
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,088
Come on.
312
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,881
- Yeah.
- You look at me.
313
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:43,176
Look at me.
You let a dead man fuck you?
314
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,427
Yeah.
315
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,805
Fucking disgust me.
316
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,099
Yeah. Yes.
317
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,393
It's too bad I don't have fangs, huh?
318
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,396
- Yeah.
- I'd rip your fucking throat out.
319
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,201
Hurry.
320
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,412
We should've taken him home.
321
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,832
Too dangerous. Where are we gonna hide
a dead vampire in our trailer?
322
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,419
Well, at least we wouldn't
be out in the fucking open like this.
323
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,587
I just need some V-juice.
I need it bad.
324
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,590
My body is starting to hurt,
and I just need to get it in me.
325
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,510
Goddamn it, Mack,
you're a drug addict, do you know that?
326
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,805
Woman, would you just
shut the fuck up?
327
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:33,601
Sometimes, when you talk,
this is what I hear:
328
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,270
Mack.
329
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,859
You crazy bitch.
330
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,877
This ain't your business,
you stupid cunt.
331
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:02,630
Now, see, that just proves
how low-rent you really are.
332
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:07,135
Do you have any idea
who you're messing with?
333
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,971
You don't wanna be on my bad side.
334
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:15,143
I'm not so sure you even have another side,
you no-account, backwoods trash.
335
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,612
Do not even think
about taking that blood.
336
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,575
I will kill you for this.
337
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,496
Get out. Now.
338
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,207
Come on, Mac.
339
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,671
This ain't over. Come on.
340
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,590
Yeah, yeah.
341
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:46,925
Get up, Mack.
342
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,260
Why can't you take
that fucking thing off?
343
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,970
I ain't got time for a cripple...
344
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,848
...because I'm getting out of here
one way or the other.
345
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:27,841
Shut up.
346
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:34,973
- Quick, with your feet.
- I'll get you, bitch!
347
00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:40,728
Oh, bless your heart.
348
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,150
I am so sorry I didn't get here faster.
349
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,902
You'll be okay in a minute, right?
350
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,242
- Do you want me to leave?
- No.
351
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,912
They might come back
and I can't fight yet.
352
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,377
Well, hey, there, dog.
353
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:17,557
He's checking on you.
354
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:21,269
That's just some old dog
that hangs around the bar sometimes.
355
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,770
He must live nearby.
356
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,773
Well, no doubt.
357
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:34,866
I reckon you're not too happy
about being rescued by a woman.
358
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,786
Thank you.
359
00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,303
I can't hear you.
360
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,805
Thank you.
361
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:01,017
No, no, no.
I can hear you, but I can't...
362
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:10,318
Oh, my stars.
363
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:15,615
Aren't you afraid to be out here alone
with a hungry vampire?
364
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:16,991
No.
365
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:21,746
Vampires often turn on those
who trust them, you know?
366
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,833
We don't have human values like you.
367
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:29,087
A lot of humans turn on those
who trust them too.
368
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,634
I'm not a total fool.
369
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:39,347
Oh, but you have other very juicy arteries.
370
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:44,978
There is one in the groin that's
a particular favorite of mine.
371
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:48,189
Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth.
You might be a vampire...
372
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:51,818
...but when you talk to me, you will
talk to me like the lady that I am.
373
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:04,872
- You wanna drink the blood they collected?
- No.
374
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,876
I understand it makes humans
feel more healthy.
375
00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:11,796
Improves their sex life.
376
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,673
I'm as healthy as a horse.
377
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:16,384
And I have no sex life to speak of, so...
378
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,473
You can just keep it.
379
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:27,645
You could always sell it.
380
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,316
I wouldn't touch it.
381
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,408
What are you?
382
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,413
Well...
383
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,502
I'm Sookie Stackhouse...
384
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,755
...and I'm a waitress.
385
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:59,177
What's your name?
386
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,806
Bill.
387
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,521
Bill?
388
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:16,694
I thought it might be Antoine or Basil or...
389
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:21,949
Or... Or, like, Langford, maybe. But, Bill?
390
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,744
Vampire Bill.
391
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,621
Oh, my.
392
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,087
So...
393
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,381
Silver, huh?
394
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,550
I thought that only affected werewolves.
395
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,345
I'm not implying that werewolves exist.
I mean...
396
00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:45,264
...that's just what you always see
in the movies.
397
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:49,310
I'd appreciate it if you didn't share
this information with anyone.
398
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,482
We don't like for our weaknesses
to be made public knowledge.
399
00:28:58,654 --> 00:28:59,987
Yeah.
400
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,448
Okay.
401
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:09,247
Well...
402
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,042
See you, Bill.
403
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,962
I gotta get back to work.
404
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,021
Sookie.
405
00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:37,024
Thank God.
406
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,863
You okay?
407
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:45,283
I'm fine. And, for your information...
408
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:48,703
...not all vampires
can take care of themselves.
409
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:06,721
- Night, Sam.
- Night.
410
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:09,056
- Night, Tara.
- Night.
411
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:15,396
Thanks for helping me out tonight, Tara.
412
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,690
How much you gonna pay me?
413
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,110
Twenty bucks?
414
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:24,280
Sam. How do you expect me to work here
for 20 bucks a night?
415
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,907
I don't expect you to work here.
416
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,618
You only covered tonight for what,
an hour at the most?
417
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,037
Yeah, but Sam. If I did work here...
418
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:34,040
It'd be a matter of time
before you went off on somebody.
419
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,083
I don't wanna drive my customers away.
420
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:37,752
I only go off on stupid people.
421
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,879
Most of my customers are stupid people.
422
00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:42,590
Yeah, but...
423
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,926
I could help you keep an eye on Sookie.
424
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,428
You see the way she
was looking at that vampire?
425
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:50,139
That is just trouble
looking for a place to happen.
426
00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:54,227
And she means too much to both of us
to let anything happen to her.
427
00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,106
All right.
428
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,025
Be here tomorrow at 6.
429
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:06,113
And learn this on your own.
All right, I don't have time to train you.
430
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:09,909
Sam, I was mixing whiskey sours
for my mama when I was in first grade.
431
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,619
It's just like riding a bicycle.
432
00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:15,081
- That's fucked up.
- You think?
433
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:16,666
My mama crazy.
434
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,709
Damn, girl.
435
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,795
Hey, Sam, is my sister here?
436
00:31:20,963 --> 00:31:22,797
No, Sookie already went home.
437
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:24,757
Hi, Jason.
438
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,467
Hey.
439
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:30,805
My name is Tara. I've been your sister's
best friend since kindergarten.
440
00:31:30,973 --> 00:31:33,808
I used to sleep over
at your house for, like, years.
441
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,562
- I know who you are.
- You better know who I am.
442
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,150
Well, hello, stranger.
443
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,029
Hey.
444
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:48,864
Dawn.
445
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,658
Come here.
446
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,079
Look at you. You look great.
447
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,915
- How you been?
- Fine.
448
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,333
Partying.
449
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,669
So you ain't mad at me?
450
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:03,796
Why would I be mad at you?
451
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,090
Well, for not calling.
You know, the usual.
452
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,760
Jason, baby,
I ain't got no expectations of you.
453
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:12,013
I'm not an idiot.
454
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,600
Hey, what time do you get off work?
455
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,435
Well, I don't know.
456
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,478
Oh, well, right now.
457
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,108
You wanna go somewhere?
458
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,902
Well, yeah, I do.
459
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,030
I wanna go home.
460
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,700
Good night, Tara.
461
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,036
Oh, my God.
462
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,581
You are a gigantic parody of yourself,
and you don't even know it.
463
00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:40,916
Great seeing you, Tara. Good luck.
464
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,419
Good luck?
465
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,755
Good luck with what?
466
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,381
Shit.
467
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,815
Hey, Gran.
468
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,735
- Hi, honey.
- Guess what happened tonight?
469
00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:10,738
You got a date.
470
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:13,824
No.
471
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,701
A vampire came into the bar.
472
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:19,246
Did he have fangs?
473
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,874
Yeah, but most of the time
they stayed put away.
474
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,085
- Did he bite anybody?
- No.
475
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:25,711
He just had a glass of wine.
476
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,964
Well, he ordered it, but didn't drink it.
477
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,175
I think he just wanted some company.
478
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,718
Did you like him?
479
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:37,390
He was real interesting.
480
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,063
I'll let you get to bed.
481
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:49,860
Okay, honey, I just stayed up
until you got here.
482
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,445
Come on, Tina.
483
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,012
Hello.
484
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:07,438
I never thought I would be having sex
with you.
485
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,648
At least...
486
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,611
...not so fast.
487
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:17,364
Who said anything about sex?
488
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:38,093
Hey. How come you didn't tell me
you beat up the Rattrays last night?
489
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,887
I haven't even seen you since then.
490
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:42,139
- Where's Gran?
- Hanging the laundry out back.
491
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:45,684
And you keep your voice down.
I don't want her to know about any of this.
492
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:49,480
Fortenberry couldn't wait till I got to work
this morning to tell me about it.
493
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,690
Hoyt Fortenberry?
How the heck does he know?
494
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:54,360
He went over to the Rats
last night to buy some weed.
495
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:57,696
And Denise drove up like she wanted
to kill somebody she was so mad.
496
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:02,243
The only way she would sell him any weed
was if he would drive Mack to the hospital.
497
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:05,496
Well, did Hoyt tell you
that Mack came after me with a knife?
498
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,122
Motherfucker.
499
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,582
You want me to kick his ass?
500
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,751
I already took care of that,
thank you.
501
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,088
What are you doing messing with him?
502
00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:18,884
Did you know that in addition to drugs, the
Rats also happen to be vampire drainers?
503
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,930
Yep. One of my customers
last night was a vampire...
504
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:26,433
...and they were draining him
in the parking lot. I couldn't have that.
505
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,728
Sookie, you do not want
to get mixed up with vampires.
506
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,605
- Trust me.
- Oh, shut up.
507
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,107
Even if you hate vampires...
508
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:35,818
...you can't let trash like
the Rats go and drain them.
509
00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,903
It's not like siphoning gas out of a car.
510
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,364
- They would have left him to die.
- Who cares?
511
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:43,617
- He's already dead.
- That's not his fault.
512
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,123
What did he look like?
513
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:51,959
Handsome...
514
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,086
...in a sort of...
515
00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:57,965
Sort of old-fashioned,
like from a movie on TCM.
516
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,801
- Was he bald-headed?
- No. He had really nice hair.
517
00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:03,137
- Tattoos?
- None that I could see.
518
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,307
- Jason.
- Gran.
519
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:09,768
Sakes alive, boy,
where have you been keeping yourself?
520
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:12,813
- You get on over here and hug my neck.
- You get here, Gran.
521
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,482
How's my girl?
522
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,359
- You're all sweaty.
- I know.
523
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:20,821
- You want some iced tea?
- I would love some iced tea.
524
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,489
Here, I got it.
525
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,078
- Want the rest of that?
- Yes.
526
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,788
Thank you.
527
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,420
If you're gonna wear that suit, you might
want to start watching what you eat.
528
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,758
- You look nice.
- Call me later.
529
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,969
That was Everlee Mason.
530
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:47,640
Guess who was found strangled to death
in her apartment.
531
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,059
Maudette Pickens.
532
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,311
Oh, my Lord.
533
00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:54,855
She didn't show up for work.
534
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,565
She wasn't answering her phone.
535
00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:59,193
And so her boss called Bud Dearborne.
536
00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:02,488
He rode over,
got the manager to let him in...
537
00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:04,657
...and they found her.
538
00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:07,368
I went to high school with Maudette.
539
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,370
Can you believe it?
540
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,038
A murder in Bon Temps.
541
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:14,166
Well, why are you surprised
now that we got ourselves a vampire?
542
00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,710
Because he's a vampire
doesn't mean he's a murderer.
543
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:20,506
Oh, come on. Fang-bangers go missing
all the time in Shreveport, New Orleans.
544
00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:24,051
They never find them but everybody knows
the vampires are killing them...
545
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:27,638
- ...and then disposing of the bodies.
- What's a fang-banger?
546
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,848
A vampire groupie.
547
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:33,686
Men and women who like to get bitten.
548
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:37,773
- My stars.
- Maudette was a fang-banger?
549
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,317
How do you know that?
550
00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:42,778
I don't know, Sookie.
551
00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:46,073
The way
that you just know things sometimes.
552
00:38:57,377 --> 00:39:01,422
There's also hookers
who specialize in vampires.
553
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,716
They drink Tru Blood
to keep their supply up...
554
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:08,762
...and they keep a bodyguard there
in case the vamp gets a little too frisky.
555
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,767
I read that in a magazine.
556
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:18,355
I wonder how much one would charge
for something like that.
557
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,606
A thousand bucks.
558
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,776
See, now that just makes me sick.
559
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,236
I know.
560
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:27,281
What kind of cheap woman
could ever do something like that?
561
00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:30,242
No, it makes me sick that
they're getting a thousand bucks...
562
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:34,204
...to lay there and do nothing while I
bust my ass for 10 bucks an hour plus tips.
563
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,915
Oh, I don't think they just lay there.
564
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:41,378
I think they're expected to,
you know, participate.
565
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,225
Well, thanks for lunch, Gran.
566
00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:00,314
What?
567
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:01,982
What?
568
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:05,486
This can't be happening to me.
How could I lose control? How come...?
569
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:09,239
Don't try that with me, goddamn it.
I'm your brother.
570
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,493
Back to work.
571
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,673
Please?
572
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:28,133
Hurry up now.
573
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:31,011
Come on, Dawn,
I'm having a really bad day.
574
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,388
That is not my responsibility.
575
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,848
Didn't we have a good time?
576
00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,850
And don't you want to have that again?
577
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:40,854
Look, I'm sorry to break it to you, but you
are not my only source for a good time.
578
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,690
No, but I am the best one.
579
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,819
Oh, my God, you're so full of shit.
580
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,196
- But I'm hot.
- So am I.
581
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,532
Yeah, I know, I know.
582
00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:56,370
That's why
I'm on the phone with you.
583
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,705
Oh, all right, I give up.
584
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,791
You can meet me after work.
585
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,876
I gotta go. I'll call you back.
586
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:13,345
Hey.
587
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,973
Sheriff Dearborne. Andy.
588
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:18,225
Afternoon, Jason.
589
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:27,067
- Is there something I can help you with?
- You know Maudette Pickens?
590
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:30,863
I know her. I buy stuff at the GrabbitKwik.
She works there during the day.
591
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:34,199
How would you characterize
your relationship with Maudette?
592
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:37,035
Relationship?
I didn't have a relationship with her.
593
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:38,579
I barely even knew her.
594
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:41,165
So you're aware
she was murdered last night?
595
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,251
No.
596
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,921
I mean, yeah. Yeah. I did know that.
597
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:50,215
My grandmother told me at lunch.
598
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:52,259
Somebody called her.
599
00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:54,636
What's up with Jason and the law?
600
00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:58,891
Maybe they think he knows something
about Maudette.
601
00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,185
You ever visit Maudette
at her apartment?
602
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,270
Me? No.
603
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:06,523
- Ever?
- No.
604
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:09,735
Boys, I could do a lot better
than Maudette Pickens, believe me.
605
00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:13,572
You weren't there last night?
606
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,659
Last night...
607
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,870
Okay, yeah, I was there last night.
608
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,914
Hey. Then why didn't you say so?
609
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,750
- What?
- Then why didn't you say so?
610
00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:26,877
Because I know she got killed.
611
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,796
And I thought it would look bad
me having been to her place.
612
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:31,798
Well, it does look bad, Jason.
613
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,800
It looks real bad.
614
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,719
Okay, look.
615
00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:39,223
I hooked up with Maudette last night.
We had sex.
616
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,600
That's all.
617
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,478
How would you characterize the sex?
618
00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:49,316
- It was okay.
- Nothing out of the ordinary?
619
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,945
Well...
620
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,155
Because we've already seen
the videotape.
621
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:04,164
You didn't know she was taping it?
622
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:06,166
No.
623
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,002
But I should have.
624
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,630
You need to come with us, Jason.
625
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,218
Just let me tell Rene to take over.
626
00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:17,803
I'll be right back.
627
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,348
I hate that little shit.
628
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,895
- Go, go, go.
- Hey, Rene.
629
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:29,815
I gotta go into town for a while.
You'll take over?
630
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:32,651
Yeah, yeah. Everything all right?
631
00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:36,196
Yeah. No, it's nothing to worry about.
Everything's fine.
632
00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:40,158
Don't tell my sister. Okay?
633
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,830
Hey, what'd you do, Jason?
634
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,040
Let's go.
635
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:49,584
Let's go. Move.
636
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:51,837
Get up.
637
00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,547
What the fuck, huh?
638
00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:56,717
Let's go.
639
00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:04,725
What's up, Gran?
640
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:12,274
I was just wondering how old you think
the vampire is. The one you met last night.
641
00:44:12,442 --> 00:44:15,402
I have no idea. Why?
642
00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,822
You think he might remember the war?
643
00:44:20,742 --> 00:44:22,743
The Civil War?
644
00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:26,747
Could be.
645
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:31,501
If he does,
I would love to have him come speak...
646
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,421
...to the Descendants
of the Glorious Dead.
647
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:36,590
You think he might want to?
648
00:44:36,758 --> 00:44:39,968
I think he might have a hard time
showing up at the public library...
649
00:44:40,136 --> 00:44:41,428
...at noon on a Thursday.
650
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:46,433
We could have a special meeting
at night...
651
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:50,103
...or he could just come talk to me
and I could tape his recollections.
652
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:55,233
Oh, I am sure the other members
would find it so interesting.
653
00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:58,779
I'll ask him next time he comes in
to Merlotte's.
654
00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:01,198
If he comes in.
655
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:03,575
Do you want me to wait outside?
656
00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:06,453
For all the beans.
657
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,080
- Yeah, boy.
- Oh, baby.
658
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:09,331
Oh, baby.
659
00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:12,459
- You can do better than that.
- Oh, baby.
660
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,880
Hey.
661
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,431
Hey.
662
00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:30,268
Hooker. How you doing?
What you doing here?
663
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,813
- I work here.
- Oh, no, the hell you don't.
664
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,733
Oh, yes, the hell I do too, you ugly bitch.
You need to make peace with that.
665
00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:39,986
Shit. Sam must have lost
his damn mind...
666
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:43,323
...because you should not be allowed
to work in no situation...
667
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:46,326
...where you actually gotta interact
with people.
668
00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:48,161
That is so not true.
669
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,497
Do not snap at me.
670
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:54,126
I have a name. And that name is Tara.
671
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,585
And isn't that funny?
672
00:45:55,753 --> 00:46:00,006
Black girl being named after a plantation.
No, I don't think it's funny at all.
673
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:05,137
In fact, it really pisses me off that my mama
was either stupid or just plain mean...
674
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:09,266
...which is why you better be nice
if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
675
00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:11,476
Sorry, ma'am.
676
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,186
Okay.
677
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,605
Hey.
678
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,693
Do you know if Sookie found out about
her brother getting arrested this afternoon?
679
00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:21,903
Jason got arrested? For what?
680
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:26,241
I ain't sure, but Maudette Pickens
did get found murdered.
681
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:27,868
Are you serious?
682
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,661
Jason couldn't kill anybody.
683
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,539
And he can do a hell of a lot
better than Maudette Pickens.
684
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,542
- Look at you. You still got a thing for him.
- I do not.
685
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:40,005
- That boy is too damn stuck-up for me.
- That boy is sex on a stick.
686
00:46:40,173 --> 00:46:42,424
I don't give a good damn
how stuck-up he is.
687
00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:43,884
How you doing?
688
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,678
Look at you. Scaring that white boy.
689
00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:48,638
Ain't nobody scaring him.
690
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,349
He too big to be scared.
I likes a big man.
691
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,185
Look at that belly.
692
00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:55,312
Don't you have something to fry?
693
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,731
You can be my Santa Claus.
694
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:02,444
I'll see you later.
695
00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:04,237
I'm in the phone book.
696
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,948
- Arrested? For what?
- I don't know.
697
00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:10,410
Sook. Sorry about your brother.
698
00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:13,121
How come everybody knew about this
before I did?
699
00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:15,874
Well, I was there, baby girl.
I saw him get carted away.
700
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,752
I was complaining to Arlene
about Jason hanging up on me...
701
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,588
...when we were making a date,
and that's when she told me.
702
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:25,342
- Arlene? How does she know?
- Well, I guess Rene told her.
703
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:27,928
Besides, we figured you'd just...
704
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,183
I just what?
705
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,729
Sweetie, didn't you just know already?
706
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:41,566
I am not psychic.
707
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:47,614
Damn, you suck, Rene.
708
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:49,407
Quiet you.
709
00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:52,577
I cannot believe I am here
on my night off.
710
00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:57,791
Just pouring my hard-earned money
back into Sam Merlotte's pocket.
711
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,585
What happened to my brother,
Rene?
712
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,923
Hell, I promised him
I wasn't gonna tell you.
713
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,716
What happened?
714
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,135
Well...
715
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:12,639
Bud Dearborne and Andy Bellefleur...
716
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:14,432
...they asked him some questions...
717
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,394
...and then they just threw him
in the back of the squad car.
718
00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:20,063
You don't even know for a fact
that they arrested him?
719
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,315
Well, they...
They didn't cuff him or nothing.
720
00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:25,485
Sookie, I am so sorry.
721
00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:28,697
For what? Y'all are already acting
like Jason's been convicted...
722
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:32,909
...of killing Maudette and we don't even
know what they were talking to him about.
723
00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,161
Bud Dearborne just made a mistake.
That's all.
724
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:39,624
Yeah. It has to be,
because Jason's a real standup guy.
725
00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:41,585
No, he's not, Hoyt.
726
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:44,170
He is selfish, egotistical,
and a complete horndog...
727
00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:46,131
...but he is not a killer.
728
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:13,491
Just look at that, like she's walking
down the aisle on her wedding day.
729
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:15,035
Honey, just because a guy...
730
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,995
It's that vampire.
731
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,210
He's got her in his sights.
I need to protect her.
732
00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:27,047
That's that vampire she saved last night.
733
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,007
Sookie, please do not...
734
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:31,384
Good evening, Miss Stackhouse.
735
00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:34,638
It ain't right, him being
here with normal people.
736
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,222
No, she's gonna sit...
737
00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:42,937
I always thought she was nice, but I just
wonder what kind of a Christian girl...
738
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:44,397
...would look at a vampire...
739
00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:46,650
I don't think he looks that kind of scary.
740
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:50,236
- Looks like she likes them tall and dead.
- Why isn't he talking to me?
741
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:53,740
Stackhouse family ain't nothing
but trash.
742
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:16,388
Your hand is cool.
743
00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,057
Yes.
744
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:23,103
I'm afraid I'm not as warm as the men
that you must be accustomed to.
745
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:24,521
What men?
746
00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:37,617
What can I get for you tonight?
747
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:42,372
What are you?
748
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:46,751
I told you. I'm a waitress.
749
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:48,920
No.
750
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:52,632
You're something more than that.
751
00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,635
You're something more than human.
752
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,138
I beg your pardon?
753
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,892
Sookie.
754
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:07,105
That's an unusual name, Sookie.
755
00:51:09,191 --> 00:51:10,817
Is it short for something else?
756
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:13,820
Nope.
757
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,823
Just... Just plain Sookie.
758
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,828
May I call on you sometime?
759
00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:25,832
Call on me?
760
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:31,629
May I come and visit with you
at your home?
761
00:51:32,465 --> 00:51:34,007
Sure.
762
00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:36,593
My grandmother would love to meet you.
763
00:51:38,387 --> 00:51:41,639
Oh, that reminds me.
Can I talk to you after work?
764
00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:43,475
I have a favor to ask you.
765
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:47,937
Of course. After all, I am in your debt.
766
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,773
Not a favor for me.
767
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:54,527
For my grandmother. If you'll be up...
Well...
768
00:51:55,488 --> 00:51:56,696
I guess you will be.
769
00:51:56,864 --> 00:52:00,200
Would you mind meeting me around
the back of the bar when I get off at...
770
00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:02,619
Probably around 1:30?
771
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,998
I'd be delighted.
772
00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:16,382
Do you realize that every person
in this establishment...
773
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:19,093
...is staring at us right now?
774
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:30,021
Oh, they're just staring at me,
because my brother's...
775
00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:32,899
...in some kind of trouble with the police.
776
00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,363
But, Bill, did you know
Maudette Pickens?
777
00:52:38,531 --> 00:52:40,490
I did not.
778
00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:45,036
They are staring at us
because I am a vampire.
779
00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:48,081
And you...
780
00:52:50,251 --> 00:52:51,960
...are mortal.
781
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:57,590
Well, who cares what they think?
782
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:02,554
Well, I wanna make this town my home,
so...
783
00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:06,224
...I do.
784
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:12,772
I'll see you at 1:30.
785
00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:20,905
Run away as fast
as your legs can take you.
786
00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:24,367
- I thought she was...
- This is wrong. It's wrong.
787
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:28,288
I shouldn't be feeling like this.
I just wanna watch them do it. Damn.
788
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:32,584
He hypnotized her. I heard they can do that
just by looking at you.
789
00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:35,628
I'm telling Reverend...
790
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:42,969
Sookie, you're being a very stupid girl.
791
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:45,138
Who asked you?
I can take care of myself.
792
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,473
I don't think so.
Mack could have cut you up.
793
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:50,518
- How do you know?
- Now you're setting a date with a vampire?
794
00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:52,812
- What do you have, a death wish?
- No, I don't.
795
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:56,482
I happen to think judging an entire
group of people based on the actions...
796
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:59,485
...of a few individuals within that group
is morally wrong.
797
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:03,156
Well, I will not let you put yourself
or this bar in danger. I won't.
798
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:08,328
Am I fired?
799
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:13,124
No. But next time you think somebody's
being harmed in the parking lot...
800
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:15,335
...pick up the phone and call the police.
801
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:18,922
Do not go out there alone
like a goddamn vigilante!
802
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:26,804
Oh, chère.
803
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:28,806
Hey.
804
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,934
Hey, hey.
805
00:54:33,646 --> 00:54:35,188
Don't you know I couldn't lose you?
806
00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:38,858
Feels so warm, I can't help it.
I want you. Damn. you smell so good.
807
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,360
I love the way you smell.
808
00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:42,862
I love you, and I always have.
I want to tell you...
809
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,198
Sookie, are you out
of your ever-loving mind?
810
00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:48,826
That vampire wants you for dinner.
I won't let you just walk into his trap.
811
00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,120
No, over my dead body.
You mean too much to me.
812
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,873
Don't look at me like that
when I'm looking out for you.
813
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,709
I never noticed how much you and Jason
have the same eyes.
814
00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:58,711
Sweet eyes. He could never kill anybody.
815
00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:00,380
Oh, for heaven's sakes, Tara.
816
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:03,216
Jason is never gonna care about you
the way you care.
817
00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:05,093
What the fuck...?
818
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:07,387
You made a promise.
You stay out of my head.
819
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:10,223
- You promised me.
- I know how hard for her it's gotta be.
820
00:55:10,391 --> 00:55:13,059
Maybe Jason will get shook up
by this whole Maudette...
821
00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:13,977
I understand...
822
00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:14,852
Just shut up, both of you, and stop
bossing me around! I understand...
823
00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:16,896
Just shut up, both of you,
and stop bossing me around!
824
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,815
I am a grown woman and I am the one...
825
00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:21,943
...who decides what I do,
not either one of you.
826
00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:01,107
Sookie.
827
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,568
Sam.
828
00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:08,906
- You want me to wait with you until...?
- Go home, Sam.
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