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I'm gonna take
charge of this music.
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-Whoo!
-We play that hard shit.
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Give it to me, baby.
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Come on, Lee, this
isn't a fashion show.
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Come over here and help me
tune up this killing machine.
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Oh!
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I'm sizzy.
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Stop saying that.
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Hm, you know I won't.
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Jackie Boy, it's your time to
shine, let's do it!
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Fellas, I appreciate
y'all coming out
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to my pre-victory party,
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but if all this workout
talk doesn't end right here,
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I'll have to ask
you guys to leave.
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Yah!
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Shit, Jess.
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Oh, shit!
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Come on, fight night, whoo!
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Ah!
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What's up, babe?
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You know, I had low
expectations for you all,
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but this, this is a new low.
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I mean, fighting
a handicapped kid?
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Tyler is just another
asshole from a rival school,
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who just so happens to be deaf.
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So that makes it better?
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No more chitty chat, Jessica,
just drive the damn car.
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Can't be
late to fight night!
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It's show time, baby.
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All right, Jess.
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Let's go!
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Whoo!
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Hey, hey, make room, all right?
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Make some room, make some room.
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Hoo!
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-Yeah!
-All right, baby.
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Hoo!
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All right.
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-Who's the bull?
-I'm the bull!
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-Who's the bull?
-I'm the bull!
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-Who's the bull?
-I'm the bull!
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Let's go, Jack, kick his ass!
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Yo, Ryan's here, Ryan's here.
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Goddamn, Ryan look
bad as hell.
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Yeah, now, all right, focus,
focus up, go Jackie Boy.
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Let's hit it!
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Hit it!
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All right, now, two big boys.
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Ah, you bring thunder
and lightning,
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this can be a good one,
ah, let's have a fight.
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Come on, git!
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You want it? you want it?
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Oh man, Goddamn, that
boy in prison shape.
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Is Jack the
handicapped one here?
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Get up, Jack!
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Hey, you're making us look bad!
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Man, get up!
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Get up, get up now!
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One, two!
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Oooohh!
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The cops are here!
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Everyone, go!
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Move along, people!
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Jackie Boy!
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-Wake up!
-Wake your ass up, man!
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Get up, get up!
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Move it, folks!
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Let's go!
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Stop right there, y'all!
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Sean, stop!
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What are we gonna do with him?
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What are we gonna
fucking do with him?
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-Put him in the fucking bush.
-The bush,
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-just leave him there?
-He's drunk as fuck, come on!
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Get on.
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-Go, go, go, go!
-Are you on, are you on?
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-I'm on, go!
-All right, I'm going,
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I'm going, I'm going!
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Uh!
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No, no, oh, my God!
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-Oh, shit!
-No!
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Someone just
got run over by a bike.
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Send an ambulance.
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Did you just run over Ryan?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God!
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Happy Friday, boys.
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This is a friendly reminder
that today is the last day
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to buy tickets for
the social tomorrow
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with Our Sisters at
Sacred Divinity. Go Owls.
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So,
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what's up?
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You're not gonna believe
this, Dean Whitman,
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but these scratches,
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they're actually from
my family's new cat.
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Come on, tell me,
give me another lie.
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I was home studying last night.
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If you were home all night,
then you must have spent it
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getting your ass
beat by that cat.
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I know you haven't been home,
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I know you haven't been to bed,
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plus you look and smell like
you've been trapped in the zoo.
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Just call up the school board
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and tell them you're
expelling a student
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for not being as well dressed
and fancy groomed as you are.
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I know you think
you're smart, Nozak,
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I mean, your grades
say otherwise,
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but you are smart
enough to know,
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that I don't have any
evidence on you. But I will,
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as soon as one of your
little friends snitch on you.
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But if you do manage to slither
your way out of that one,
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well, man, you still gotta face
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the school board come Monday.
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You're grasping at straws here.
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-Am I?
-I've faced the board before,
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you and I both know that
rumors of a schoolyard brawl
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aren't solid grounds
for expulsion.
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You don't get it
yet, but you will.
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I want you to pay attention
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to the morning
announcements today,
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'cause the fact is the school
board is meeting on Monday
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and changes are coming
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and those changes are contingent
upon your enrollment here.
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What does that even mean?
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It means that I need you
to get out of my office,
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'cause I got a lot of
work to do this morning.
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You stink badly.
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I think you owe it to
me to at least explain
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what's coming my way.
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I don't owe you a
damn thing, son,
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I just really want you
to understand that.
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The fact is you have got
to survive until Monday.
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Now I have already told
you to get out of my office
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and you're still sitting there.
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Get up and get out
of my office, son.
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Get up!
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Go watch the announcements
and fix your shirt!
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Did you hear about
what happened to Ryan?
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Heard she got run over by a
bike, that's some scary shit.
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I mean, she might
never cheer again,
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but Little Miss
Perfect will be okay.
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They don't have any leads.
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Good, cool, cool, cool.
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How about we have a date
night, just you and me?
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Let me guess, your
idea of a date night
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is for me to pick
you up and then go
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to the Goddamn
Cheesecake Factory
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and then fondle each other
in my basement after?
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Get out of my car.
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By the way, thank you so much
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for inviting me to
the social tomorrow.
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Just assumed you'd run into
me there? How romantic.
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Hope you and your
precious friends have fun
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jerking each other off.
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Murph, is that your mom?
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I wouldn't mind a spanking
from her.
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Fuck off, Riggs.
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-Leonardo.
-Yeah, yeah.
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I haven't lost you
already, have I?
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-No.
-The whole point
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of before school tutoring
was so that I could harness
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all your energy
before the day starts.
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Yeah, no, you, I'm
following right along
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and this music is so beautiful,
I got lost in the words
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and the lyrics really hit deep.
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-Hm.
-So deep.
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Leonardo, this is an
orchestra, there are no lyrics.
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Of course, I just, what
I meant like, it's,
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music's really inspiring me
for our poetry assignment.
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-Right.
-Right now.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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I'm glad to hear it, but don't
get too ahead of yourself.
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You still have to
translate this poem
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before you can catch up
with the rest of the class.
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Right.
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We're almost done,
we're on the last verse.
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Now pronounce this
and translate it.
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Key is you gotta say it
fast,.
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Almost.
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Yes, yes, much better.
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"Love knows no age."
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Can you repeat that?
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No, I'm sorry, could you do
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like the translation
one more time?
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Oh, "Love knows no age."
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Wow!
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"Love knows no age."
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Man, that one, like
that one hit, you know,
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that one's, that one's deep.
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It's beautiful, huh?
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Yeah, it's a tragic tale,
but a beautiful message.
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It's my favorite poem.
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Is it? Wow.
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Mine too.
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Man, that's art really,
I can feel it right here.
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Well, good job today.
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I think our sessions
are really helping.
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They are, no, I can really
feel like my Italian ancestors
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just flowing,
flowing through me
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and like a lot of blood
up in my brain right now.
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Okay, all right,
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well, I will see you back
in class this afternoon
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and I look forward
to hearing your poem.
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You should, I've
been working on it.
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That's goodnight.
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Okay then,
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goodnight.
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Oh, shit, my shadow.
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, are you my shadow?
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Yeah.
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-I'm Evan.
-Sorry I'm late, man,
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my name's Leo, well,
we gotta giddy up,
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'cause I can't be tardy again.
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-Okay.
-All right,
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so welcome to Our
Lady of the Crusades.
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Today's going to be fun.
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Here are a few things to
make your day go smoothly,
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rule number one, you are
now in a prison environment,
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all right, OLC is
basically a contained riot,
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like it's all about
psychological warfare here, OK?
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Rule number two,
nothing's off limits.
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So like your mother, your
sister, your sexuality,
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your religion, your race,
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all that will be
ridiculed before lunch.
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And rule number three,
the nerd and the jock
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are on even playing fields
here, so like coolness
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comes down to how disruptive
you can be in class
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and how much you
can bench press.
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A lot of animosity around here.
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No one wants to sit at a table
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with a kid who gets
his feelings hurt.
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-Hey, Leo.
-Yeah.
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Why is it so hot in here?
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Ah, yeah, so the new wing,
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which was built
like 20 years ago,
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has all the good AC, this is
the old wing, not so much,
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but honestly I'm
perfectly fine right now.
238
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So you're new in town, huh?
239
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,482
No, I'm from the city.
240
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:11,452
Where are you
transferring from then?
241
00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:12,587
St. Matthew's.
242
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:17,891
Okay.
243
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,294
Close call, Grecco.
244
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,895
Oh, you know I like to show up
245
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,364
fashionably on
time, Mr. Marshall.
246
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,499
Yeah, I
don't care, sit down.
247
00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:29,637
O'Brien.
248
00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:32,206
-Here.
-Murphy.
249
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,173
Murphy?
250
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,174
Here.
251
00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:36,477
What is that, Grecco
252
00:14:36,611 --> 00:14:39,046
and why did it almost make
the eye contact with me?
253
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,382
Oh, this is Evan,
he's my shadow today.
254
00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:43,651
Yeah, well, I've never met
a shadow that talks, so.
255
00:14:43,785 --> 00:14:45,520
He didn't say anything.
256
00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:46,920
Nozak.
257
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,556
Ah, present!
258
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:53,026
-Peterson.
-Here.
259
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,129
Dude, not trying to
be offensive,
260
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,130
but you look like shit.
261
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,832
-Richards.
-Here.
262
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,134
I don't know if you heard, but
I had a pretty rough night.
263
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,669
-Salerno.
-Here.
264
00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:04,071
Did Jess hear anything
about the bike incident?
265
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,775
Bro, Ryan's clueless,
you're good.
266
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,308
-You sure?
-Yes.
267
00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:10,077
-Nice.
-All right, ladies,
268
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,646
Dean Whitman has a
special announcement
269
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,213
before class starts.
270
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,557
Good morning, gentlemen.
271
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,024
Now as you all know,
272
00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,392
I've got little birdies
chirping everywhere
273
00:15:25,527 --> 00:15:26,994
and I'm hearing
a lot of chatter
274
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,763
about the financial
stability of our school.
275
00:15:28,897 --> 00:15:31,566
So let me just address this
right now, short and sweet.
276
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:33,934
On Monday we will be
meeting with our brothers
277
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,904
at St. Matthew's
to discuss and vote
278
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,039
on the possibility of a
merger between both schools.
279
00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:41,576
Both of our financial
situations are dire
280
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,546
and this is the best possible
outcome for everyone.
281
00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,180
Last and final warning,
282
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,684
stop rubbing PB and J
sandwiches on the toilet seats,
283
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,653
some people have
peanut allergies
284
00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,822
and you are playing
with people's lives.
285
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,124
Now all final details of the
merger will be made public,
286
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,894
once we have met and
they are decided on.
287
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,563
Until then, I don't
wanna hear a word
288
00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:03,163
from any of you about it.
289
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,299
Now it's a great day
to be a Owl, gentlemen,
290
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,602
as always, make it a good one.
291
00:16:21,616 --> 00:16:24,384
Looks like you're coming
here regardless, man.
292
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:31,291
Spooky stuff, allergies,
mergers, gossip, ooh!
293
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,194
I don't care, I get
paid either way,
294
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,396
but it looks like prom dates
are gonna be a lot harder
295
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:37,966
for some of you to come by.
296
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,466
I'm screwed.
297
00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:42,469
What's up, Nozak? Think
you're pretty tough, huh?
298
00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:44,371
'Cause I'm as
tough as they come.
299
00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:45,840
Keep pushing my buttons
300
00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:49,042
and I'm gonna show you
just how tough I come.
301
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,615
Now, where did we
leave off last week?
302
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:54,782
Come on, who knows?
303
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,251
Well, that's the widow maker.
304
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,920
What was that, big boy?
305
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,488
Whitman was saying some weird,
ominous shit this morning,
306
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:04,057
reading between the lines,
the school board voting
307
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,226
for a merger on Monday
means I'm expelled.
308
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,695
Bro, you can't possibly believe,
309
00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,329
that the merger of
two entire schools
310
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,331
is contingent on one
student, okay, relax.
311
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,967
He literally used that word.
312
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,301
Contingent?
313
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,803
What if one of those
St. Matt's kids
314
00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:17,705
tries to get between
me and Ms. Kerpial?
315
00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:19,741
-Medieval times.
-I can't let that happen.
316
00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:21,375
You're a sociopath.
317
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,444
Our whole lives
could be changing
318
00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:26,346
and the one thing
you're worried about
319
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,049
is a student hypothetically
getting molested by a teacher.
320
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,318
I mean, I wouldn't
press charges though,
321
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,820
guilty is charged.
322
00:17:32,954 --> 00:17:34,321
You're in the front row.
323
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,390
You think I'm deaf?
324
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:38,626
Huh?
325
00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,296
Shut the fuck up.
326
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:47,769
Okay.
327
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,384
All right!
328
00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:07,889
Listen up, chooches,
pull it in.
329
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:09,289
Pull it in.
330
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,026
Despite the school
board's best efforts,
331
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,595
I'm still teaching
weight training
332
00:18:13,728 --> 00:18:16,698
and I'm gonna do it my
fucking way, you hear that?
333
00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:18,032
Yeah.
334
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,667
No more popcorn muscles
here, all right,
335
00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:22,302
we're gonna start with
the chest and the biceps
336
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:25,205
and I'm gonna turn you
little boys into men,
337
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:28,241
and men into full-fledged
monsters, look at him!
338
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,578
Look at that fucking guy!
339
00:18:30,712 --> 00:18:34,414
Gene, Riggs, grab two donuts
each, slap them on the bar.
340
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:36,818
Let's go. Tony, I
need a spot, right?
341
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:40,487
A strong, full fledged,
use both hands, okay?
342
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:44,191
All right, full support,
Tony, full fucking support.
343
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,793
-Move, move your fucking ass.
-Okay.
344
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:47,729
Running around like a
fucking puss, come on!
345
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,965
I'm not fucking around
here, no giggling either.
346
00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:51,833
Let's go.
347
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:52,867
One!
348
00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:55,435
Two!
349
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,738
Three!
350
00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:58,106
Four, push it out!
351
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,941
Five, you big motherfucker, six!
352
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,543
Seven, you fucking zombie, yeah!
353
00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:04,812
Argh, yeah!
354
00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:09,017
Yeah, let's go,
come on, move, yes!
355
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,484
Tony, you're up.
356
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:12,219
If you need a spot,
let me know, all right?
357
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,022
Gene, fucking guy
spit in my eye.
358
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,557
What kind of weight you
repping on the bench?
359
00:19:16,691 --> 00:19:18,893
Actually, Coach, I'm more
interested in pliability
360
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,428
and elasticity than
traditional weight training.
361
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,631
I have a naturally fluid
skeletal structure.
362
00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:26,534
Jesus Christ, Gene, I just
got my period hearing that.
363
00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:30,071
Grab a plate and run around
the gym until your back hurts!
364
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,640
Till your fucking back hurts!
365
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,044
Nozak, you got more
curves than my ex-wife,
366
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:40,014
I'm putting you on the
Atkins, no more carbs for you.
367
00:19:40,148 --> 00:19:42,116
I love my carbs, Coach.
368
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,886
Yogurt, baby, get used to it.
369
00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:46,286
Get outta here.
370
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:51,391
Riggs, don't disappoint
me, what are your numbers?
371
00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:53,127
Coach, I don't
know about weight,
372
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,262
but I can lift both
my girlfriends.
373
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,565
Yeah, Riggs, I seen
both your girlfriends
374
00:19:57,699 --> 00:20:00,267
and I don't see you
lifting 500 pounds.
375
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,235
Boom!
376
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,705
Yeah, boom!
377
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:06,674
Listen, I'm worried about
you boys, I really am,
378
00:20:06,808 --> 00:20:08,910
you don't have the
balls or the brains
379
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,879
to defend yourself
against future classmates.
380
00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:13,181
Let me tell you something,
381
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,582
when your mommys
tuck you in at night,
382
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:18,019
you better hope and pray
that there is no merger,
383
00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:20,487
those city boys
are tough.
384
00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,222
They're bigger,
stronger, faster.
385
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:26,393
In other words, you will be
somebody's bitch by lunchtime,
386
00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:29,530
so bend over, get used to
it and on the other hand,
387
00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:33,467
he got your precious
Sisters at Sacred Divinity,
388
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:37,071
fresh meat at all the games
and dances for the girls.
389
00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:40,340
I give it one week and your
girlfriends will be banging
390
00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:43,845
those boys from St.
Matt's by the weekend.
391
00:20:43,978 --> 00:20:45,312
By the fucking weekend!
392
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,049
Now how does that
make you feel, huh?
393
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:50,350
Hey, Coach, what if there's
no one at that school,
394
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:51,819
that can kick your ass
and you don't give a shit
395
00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:54,055
who your girlfriend
sleeps with?
396
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:55,623
I guess you're right, Pizzo,
397
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:59,927
you only have to worry if
you're fat, dumb or ugly
398
00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:01,796
or at least two outta three.
399
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,699
What are you laughing
at, Einstein?
400
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:06,134
Did you look in the mirror?
401
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,268
All right,
class dismissed.
402
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,370
Get the fuck outta here!
403
00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:29,824
Hey, I said medium,
this is well done.
404
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,727
If you have cash,
you can pay here!
405
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,397
75 cents.
406
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:40,067
Ms. McDonald, I actually
gave all my spare change
407
00:21:40,201 --> 00:21:42,402
to a homeless man on
the bus this morning.
408
00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:44,505
Could I sign an
IOU or something?
409
00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:47,608
Oh, Jack, you have always
been such a sweet boy.
410
00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:50,912
Go ahead, I'll
let this one pass.
411
00:21:51,045 --> 00:21:52,445
Bless you, Ms. McDonald.
412
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,749
No,
bless you, child.
413
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:57,752
Aw, sweet baby.
414
00:21:59,787 --> 00:22:00,420
75 cents.
415
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:16,003
Sean, Riggs,
Gene, this is Jack.
416
00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:18,072
What's up, Jackie Boy?
417
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,439
What's up, pussies?
418
00:22:19,574 --> 00:22:21,509
Had to help pay rent this week?
419
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:23,044
No, actually went the
homeless man today.
420
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,313
Yeah, we gotta enjoy the
freebies while they last.
421
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,082
We all know the St. Matt's kids
gonna come in and steal shit.
422
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,650
Yeah and speaking of,
423
00:22:29,784 --> 00:22:31,219
that guy, Vince and a
car meatheads did basically
424
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,021
a drive-by stare down on me
this morning in tutoring.
425
00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:35,890
What, the Wrecking Crew?
426
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:37,225
Yeah.
427
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,060
This would be our last
social with just OLC guys.
428
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:41,762
You know how hard it is to
talk to girls to begin with,
429
00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:43,631
and now double
the competition?
430
00:22:43,764 --> 00:22:45,566
Not to mention I'm
pretty sure Sean and I
431
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,101
have warrants out
for our arrest.
432
00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:49,170
Hey, hey, hey, you were driving.
433
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,872
-So?
-Leave me out of this.
434
00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:53,241
Oh, I'm sizzy, it was dark
out plus you weighted it down,
435
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,709
you probably broke her spine.
436
00:22:54,842 --> 00:22:56,978
This could be our
last weekend as Owls.
437
00:22:57,745 --> 00:22:59,213
Let's go all out this weekend.
438
00:22:59,347 --> 00:23:01,082
Yeah, screw it!
439
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:04,018
So Lee, you gonna have sex
at the social tomorrow,
440
00:23:04,151 --> 00:23:05,820
you know what I mean?
441
00:23:05,953 --> 00:23:07,588
If you'd like, I can
offer you a tip or two
442
00:23:07,722 --> 00:23:08,990
on how to get the ball rolling
443
00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:10,791
if you just so happen to
find a nice, young lady.
444
00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:12,693
Right, well, I can't do
that, I gotta play it cool,
445
00:23:12,827 --> 00:23:14,262
'cause Ms. Kerpial
is chaperoning.
446
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,797
Don't wanna risk her
seeing anything, you know?
447
00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:19,166
Yeah, that explains why you
never kissed a girl before.
448
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,502
I hooked up on a
motorcycle once,
449
00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:24,839
talk about road
rage, boom!
450
00:23:25,806 --> 00:23:28,075
In my research,
documentaries showed that men
451
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:30,978
who have the sex most are
usually blue collar in status.
452
00:23:31,112 --> 00:23:32,680
You should tell her
you're a plumber,
453
00:23:32,813 --> 00:23:35,016
pizza man or a gym teacher.
454
00:23:35,149 --> 00:23:38,119
Or, even better, tell her
you're a casting director
455
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:41,522
and you need to
evaluate her skillset.
456
00:23:42,723 --> 00:23:47,228
Gene, is your research
straight up watching porn?
457
00:23:47,361 --> 00:23:49,630
Oh, funny, well,
I gotta go study.
458
00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:51,132
See you in Italian, Leo.
459
00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:57,939
All right,
that's lunch. Clean up, boys.
460
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,644
-What's up?
-Yo,
461
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,046
could you pass
this along to Gene?
462
00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:06,781
-I forgot to give it to him.
-What is it?
463
00:24:06,914 --> 00:24:08,983
Just some poetry assignment
he needed help with.
464
00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:10,518
And he asked you?
465
00:24:10,651 --> 00:24:13,087
I mean, I'm just saying like,
I didn't know you were a poet.
466
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,422
Yeah, you learn.
467
00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:16,590
Evan, we're gonna
hit Italian up.
468
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:29,203
Hey, stallion, do you
have something for me?
469
00:24:41,782 --> 00:24:45,119
Leonardo, are
you following along?
470
00:24:45,252 --> 00:24:46,821
Yeah, yeah.
471
00:24:46,954 --> 00:24:49,123
Good, then you'll have
no problem reading.
472
00:24:49,256 --> 00:24:50,791
Start at the top.
473
00:24:50,925 --> 00:24:53,627
Right, which we are on,
474
00:24:53,761 --> 00:24:54,929
here we go.
475
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:58,065
Okay, ah,.
476
00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:07,041
Actually, Leo, I think
that's an English word
477
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,644
you're trying to read, it's
pronounced introduction.
478
00:25:11,545 --> 00:25:12,513
Right.
479
00:25:12,646 --> 00:25:13,814
Maybe you'll have better luck
480
00:25:13,948 --> 00:25:15,950
reading that note
aloud to the class.
481
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,218
Ooh!
482
00:25:18,352 --> 00:25:19,987
All right, well, that note
was just a little something
483
00:25:20,121 --> 00:25:22,857
I needed to give to Gene,
you know, it's no big deal.
484
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:25,659
I'm sure the class
would love to hear it.
485
00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:28,129
Right, okay, um...
486
00:25:31,766 --> 00:25:34,001
Let's see what we got here.
487
00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:38,239
"My name is Lee."
488
00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:43,077
You know what, there's just
a bunch of gibberish on here.
489
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,780
-I'll give it a try.
-No, you won't give it a try.
490
00:25:45,913 --> 00:25:48,716
Um, can I just throw it away?
491
00:25:48,849 --> 00:25:50,885
Front of the class please.
492
00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:06,333
"My name is Lee Lee
493
00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:09,737
and when I have to wee wee,
494
00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:12,339
I take out my little pee pee
495
00:26:12,473 --> 00:26:16,377
and the stink makes
everyone flee flee."
496
00:26:18,045 --> 00:26:19,980
Leonardo, you wrote that?
497
00:26:20,114 --> 00:26:20,614
No.
498
00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:21,715
Si, bella.
499
00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:23,717
That's enough, Eugene.
500
00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:25,953
Sit.
501
00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:31,358
Honestly, Leo, I'm
pretty surprised by this.
502
00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:32,760
-No, okay--
-I always thought
503
00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:34,328
you were one of my
more mature students.
504
00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:36,397
I am one of your more mature
students, Ms. Kerpial,
505
00:26:36,531 --> 00:26:37,998
you know that, okay...
506
00:26:38,132 --> 00:26:39,733
I've been compared to a
full grown stallion before.
507
00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:41,435
You know I would never do
something like that, okay?
508
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:44,506
And you know that I look out
for all the women horses here,
509
00:26:44,638 --> 00:26:47,141
'cause I, um, provide
for the herd or,
510
00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,410
no, what I'm trying to say
is that like I'm mature and--
511
00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:52,146
I think you're misinformed
on how horses live.
512
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,148
But no, okay, what
I'm trying to say
513
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,916
is like I'm the
Ferrari logo, okay,
514
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:57,885
I'm a fast, Italian,
mature man that doesn't--
515
00:26:58,018 --> 00:26:59,687
That's quite enough.
516
00:27:00,522 --> 00:27:01,722
Maybe a JUG will teach you
517
00:27:01,856 --> 00:27:03,691
not to make a joke
of our class time.
518
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,761
All right, class, who
would like to read?
519
00:27:14,869 --> 00:27:18,639
So you pumped for the social?
520
00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:20,741
Yeah, whatever, Riggs.
521
00:27:24,111 --> 00:27:27,114
What are you doing?
That's not your locker.
522
00:27:27,248 --> 00:27:29,783
Yeah, I'm not sure if
I'm going tomorrow,
523
00:27:30,451 --> 00:27:32,153
got the GF coming over.
524
00:27:34,155 --> 00:27:36,957
I've been charging the
Xbox controller all day.
525
00:27:37,091 --> 00:27:38,459
What, she's a gamer?
526
00:27:38,593 --> 00:27:42,997
Oh, she's game all right,
vibration mode, you know.
527
00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:44,698
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"
528
00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:46,033
Oh!
529
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:48,503
-Sup, Riggs!
-Friday!
530
00:27:49,937 --> 00:27:51,238
Let's go baby.
531
00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:07,014
You got
JUGged!
532
00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:10,619
She's gonna make an honest
man outta me someday, man.
533
00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:12,086
Hey, Leo.
534
00:29:12,219 --> 00:29:13,588
-Yeah.
-I just wanna thank you
535
00:29:13,722 --> 00:29:15,089
for everything today,
I really appreciate it.
536
00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:17,258
Yeah, man, I'll see
you around, okay.
537
00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:18,359
Yeah, you will.
538
00:29:21,095 --> 00:29:23,364
What the hell, yo, did
you do this? What's up?
539
00:29:23,497 --> 00:29:24,633
Uh!
540
00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:26,100
Sack-tap
Friday, bitch!
541
00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:47,589
What's up, man?
542
00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:58,332
Pizzo, you know if this the
the line for the, uh...
543
00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:01,503
contraceptives?
544
00:30:01,835 --> 00:30:02,671
Huh?
545
00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:05,205
Jimmys, bro.
546
00:30:05,339 --> 00:30:07,107
Murphy, are you trying to ask me
547
00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:09,243
if this is where
you get dong bags?
548
00:30:10,444 --> 00:30:11,478
Yeah.
549
00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:13,047
Yeah, man, this is the line.
550
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:16,083
But next time just say dong
bags, we're all men here.
551
00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:17,552
What's up, boys?
552
00:30:17,686 --> 00:30:20,321
You getting some dong
bags for the weekend?
553
00:30:20,454 --> 00:30:24,626
Yeah, a last resort, I keep
getting acne down there.
554
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:29,029
Pizzo, bro, I'm pretty
sure that's just herpes.
555
00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:31,465
No, no, you only get that
on your mouth, idiot.
556
00:30:31,599 --> 00:30:34,368
Besides, they say like
only one in three have it.
557
00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:39,840
Yeah, you idiot.
558
00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:42,843
Now if you'll excuse me, I
have some dong bags to buy.
559
00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:44,978
Whoa, Murphy, what
can I do for you?
560
00:30:45,112 --> 00:30:47,948
I'd like to purchase
one dong bag please.
561
00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:49,551
Sean, my man, a dong bag?
562
00:30:49,684 --> 00:30:52,554
The only thing I sell
here are pecker sleeves.
563
00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:54,021
Yeah, you virgin.
564
00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:57,157
Well, I guess I'll
take one of those.
565
00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:59,927
Sure thing, Murphy, 20 bucks.
566
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,428
20 bucks?
567
00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:03,464
Yeah, boys, ever since all
this talk of the merger,
568
00:31:03,598 --> 00:31:05,567
people have been
buying out of panic,
569
00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:09,069
which means I can barely keep
up stock. Supply and demand.
570
00:31:09,203 --> 00:31:10,839
Don't worry,
they're reversible,
571
00:31:10,971 --> 00:31:12,973
so it's a great
bang for your buck.
572
00:31:13,742 --> 00:31:14,642
My man.
573
00:31:30,692 --> 00:31:31,925
-Ssh!
-Let's go, gang,
574
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:35,496
let's go, let's go.
575
00:31:37,264 --> 00:31:38,999
Should we feel bad about this?
576
00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:41,301
No, man, it's just a bag.
577
00:31:41,435 --> 00:31:44,238
We're not setting the
dude's house on fire.
578
00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:45,607
Besides, this is
nothing compared
579
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:47,609
to what the St.
Matt's kids do to him.
580
00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:53,313
I don't even know why
I agreed to do this,
581
00:31:53,447 --> 00:31:56,551
like come on, man, like
we're older than this.
582
00:31:56,684 --> 00:31:58,419
You're the one who
traded garbage duty
583
00:31:58,553 --> 00:32:02,222
at JUG tomorrow with Jack,
you know he loves good prank.
584
00:32:02,356 --> 00:32:04,391
What the hell are you doing?
585
00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:06,126
Come on, let's light the
bag, I'll ring the bell
586
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:07,595
and then we all run like hell.
587
00:32:07,729 --> 00:32:09,229
Chill out, after last week,
588
00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:11,965
we're taking no chances with
this lunatic, Mr. Podkowa.
589
00:32:13,768 --> 00:32:15,102
You serious?
590
00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:17,204
It's Jess.
591
00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:19,473
Let it go to voicemail then.
592
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:24,044
Don't do it, don't you--
593
00:32:24,178 --> 00:32:25,647
Hey, hey, babe.
594
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:27,381
I'm doing a little team-building
activity with the guys,
595
00:32:27,515 --> 00:32:29,049
mind if I give you a call back?
596
00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:30,384
Look, I know how important
597
00:32:30,518 --> 00:32:32,019
your extracurricular
activities are,
598
00:32:32,152 --> 00:32:33,555
but this is a matter
regarding your safety
599
00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:35,055
-and I'll be quick.
-Sure, babe,
600
00:32:35,189 --> 00:32:36,891
you know I've always
got time for you.
601
00:32:37,024 --> 00:32:39,026
-What's the word?
-It's about this merger,
602
00:32:39,159 --> 00:32:40,662
you know my dad's
on the school board
603
00:32:40,795 --> 00:32:42,229
and this is feeling
like a bigger deal,
604
00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:43,798
than I think you realize,
605
00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:46,935
it's less of a merger and
more of a hostile takeover.
606
00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:48,035
-Ah-huh.
-Okay, okay, okay.
607
00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:49,269
Oh, where'd you get the shit?
608
00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:50,538
Dude, that's not important.
609
00:32:50,672 --> 00:32:52,640
We have a job to
do, Pizzo, come on.
610
00:32:52,774 --> 00:32:53,508
Okay.
611
00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:55,677
Uh!
612
00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:03,183
Pizzo! Jesus Christ, old
man, it's just a prank!
613
00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:06,821
What the hell? Oh,
fuck!
614
00:33:06,955 --> 00:33:12,059
Yeah, I guess you didn't know
I was retired PD, huh, huh?
615
00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,695
He's just killed Pizzo.
616
00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:32,412
These crowd control bags are
great for making my point,
617
00:33:32,547 --> 00:33:35,817
instead of killing every
punk who crosses me.
618
00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:37,084
Beanbag, it's just a beanbag,
619
00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:38,218
we're good, we're
good, we're good.
620
00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:39,687
You'll basically
be in the ghetto
621
00:33:39,821 --> 00:33:41,288
and that's just not safe.
622
00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,491
Now, you got a choice, boy,
623
00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:48,462
you either eat everything
that's in that bag
624
00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:52,432
or you take one of these
bags straight to the belly
625
00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:54,602
and one to the balls
for good measure.
626
00:33:54,736 --> 00:33:56,538
We gotta do something.
627
00:33:56,671 --> 00:33:59,172
And take a beanbag?
No, I'm fine.
628
00:33:59,306 --> 00:34:02,610
This weekend should
be all about us.
629
00:34:03,711 --> 00:34:06,280
No more friends dragging
you through unwanted drama.
630
00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:08,148
So what's it
gonna be, boy, hm?
631
00:34:08,282 --> 00:34:11,351
It's getting late
and you know what?
632
00:34:12,687 --> 00:34:14,121
It's chow time.
633
00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:24,131
Hang up the phone,
hang up the phone,
634
00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:25,567
-hang up the phone now.
-Hey.
635
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:27,802
What the hell, are
you even listening?
636
00:34:27,936 --> 00:34:29,837
Ah-huh.
637
00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:36,343
Scatter, every man for himself!
638
00:34:39,914 --> 00:34:41,248
Uh!
639
00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:44,052
Hoo hoo! Should've pulled
the trigger, Podkowa!
640
00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:45,820
Let's get outta here!
641
00:34:45,954 --> 00:34:48,756
You should've pulled
the trigger, old man!
642
00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:51,659
Holy shit!
643
00:34:57,464 --> 00:34:59,433
Come back,
I'll get you!
644
00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,603
That's right, run, you run!
645
00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:03,236
Uh!
646
00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:05,073
This guy's shit faced,
get off!
647
00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:06,273
Shit.
648
00:35:06,941 --> 00:35:08,241
Uh!
649
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:10,078
Boom!
650
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:11,278
Whoo hoo!
651
00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:17,819
Too much mold.
652
00:35:23,925 --> 00:35:24,826
Hey.
653
00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:28,930
This is JUG, tuck
that shirt in, boy.
654
00:35:29,063 --> 00:35:30,732
It's a Saturday.
655
00:35:30,865 --> 00:35:34,368
Bet you'd like a
bite of this, huh?
656
00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:35,703
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
657
00:35:35,837 --> 00:35:37,705
-Really would.
-No, but not for you.
658
00:35:38,606 --> 00:35:39,473
Yogurt.
659
00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:43,343
Hey, Tony, wrap
up on that tackle!
660
00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:48,683
Pretend it's your stepsister,
know what I mean?
661
00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:50,018
What's going on, Murph?
662
00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:51,519
What up, Coach?
663
00:35:51,653 --> 00:35:53,420
Listen, I know you're our
second string receiver,
664
00:35:53,554 --> 00:35:55,823
but I need you to catch
the ball once in a while.
665
00:35:55,957 --> 00:35:57,625
What's going on with you?
666
00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:00,293
I'm fine, I don't
really wanna talk about.
667
00:36:00,427 --> 00:36:03,363
Come on, open up,
Murph, what do you got?
668
00:36:03,497 --> 00:36:05,432
School, family, lady problems?
669
00:36:05,566 --> 00:36:08,569
You could talk to
me, I had a kid once.
670
00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:14,174
No, my grades, they fine,
family straight.
671
00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:15,777
My girl and I...
672
00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:18,846
Murphy, listen to me, women,
kids, they come and go,
673
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:21,214
stick with your friends.
674
00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:24,484
I mean, in your
case, make new ones.
675
00:36:24,619 --> 00:36:26,821
Listen, I'm sure if
you bang her good,
676
00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:28,623
everything will work out.
677
00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:32,325
Broads love that, you know
what I mean?
678
00:36:32,459 --> 00:36:35,563
I'm just kidding, listen,
but do the right thing.
679
00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:39,534
Hey, Grecco, that
water's for the athletes!
680
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,936
Drama kids next to
the girls' bathroom.
681
00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:44,572
Right, my bad, Coach, I
was just filling it up.
682
00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:46,040
Hey, come here for a second.
683
00:36:46,174 --> 00:36:47,942
No, I'm geeing back to
JUG right now, I promise.
684
00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:50,277
Just
a second, come here.
685
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:53,014
You and Murphy,
you're buds, right?
686
00:36:53,147 --> 00:36:53,881
Yeah.
687
00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:55,449
Do me a favor,
688
00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:57,284
help him sort out his
problems with the old lady,
689
00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:58,786
he's too distracted
on the field.
690
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,454
I mean, I've told him
a couple of times,
691
00:37:00,588 --> 00:37:03,591
but you know, high school
relationships, young love
692
00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:05,059
and that's how it goes.
693
00:37:05,193 --> 00:37:07,028
I stay away from that
just for that reason.
694
00:37:07,161 --> 00:37:08,261
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
695
00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,497
What are you working with?
696
00:37:10,631 --> 00:37:11,532
Huh?
697
00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:14,501
What, what's that?
698
00:37:14,635 --> 00:37:15,803
What I'm working--
699
00:37:15,937 --> 00:37:17,337
-You know, chicks.
-Oh, like what?
700
00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:18,573
Yeah,
what you working?
701
00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:20,373
-Ah, cougars, ah, like-
-Ooh!
702
00:37:20,508 --> 00:37:22,677
Like early, late, late
twenties, late twenties.
703
00:37:22,810 --> 00:37:25,813
Cougars? Not bad, maybe I
was all wrong about you, kid.
704
00:37:25,947 --> 00:37:29,717
Remember what I'm gonna tell
you. Always date older chicks.
705
00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:31,552
Thank you.
706
00:37:31,686 --> 00:37:33,821
They're desperate, they'll do
anything, I mean anything
707
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:35,723
and they'll treat you like a
king, you know what I mean?
708
00:37:35,857 --> 00:37:37,859
-Yeah.
-Get your helmet on,
709
00:37:37,992 --> 00:37:40,260
fucking skin dive,
you know what I mean?
710
00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:41,294
Skin dive, like...?
711
00:37:41,495 --> 00:37:43,531
I'm talking about skin dive.
712
00:37:43,664 --> 00:37:45,032
Right, no, all right, yeah.
713
00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:46,366
Get it, because you got cougars?
714
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,835
-Yeah, thanks, Coach.
-That's my thing.
715
00:37:47,969 --> 00:37:48,970
-Yeah.
-Huh?
716
00:37:49,103 --> 00:37:50,470
-No, you're right.
-Check in with me.
717
00:37:50,605 --> 00:37:51,672
Now get the fuck
outta here, all right?
718
00:37:51,806 --> 00:37:53,574
-Okay.
-I got a reputation here.
719
00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:56,878
End of practice, boys!
720
00:39:41,349 --> 00:39:42,482
What's up, ladies?
721
00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:44,218
Glad you lovebirds
could make it.
722
00:39:44,352 --> 00:39:46,386
You guys remember
Caitlyn, right?
723
00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:49,290
Hey.
724
00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:50,490
Hi.
725
00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:52,627
Yeah.
726
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,862
Girls do love a
fixer upper, right?
727
00:39:54,996 --> 00:39:58,266
Such a shame that this
mansion's still on the market.
728
00:39:58,398 --> 00:40:01,235
Man, the economy hurting
everybody in different ways.
729
00:40:01,369 --> 00:40:02,203
Right.
730
00:40:03,304 --> 00:40:06,140
You'd better not be looking
at any of these skanks.
731
00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:10,044
Skanks, I don't
look at any skanks.
732
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:13,314
Goddamn, you look bad as hell.
733
00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:17,852
You always know the right
thing to say to cheer me up.
734
00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:19,954
It's just a test, you passed.
735
00:40:20,721 --> 00:40:22,089
"I'm Jess?"
736
00:40:24,325 --> 00:40:25,425
Yeah.
737
00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:26,928
Made you one.
738
00:40:28,896 --> 00:40:31,866
Oh, Bae, you shouldn't
have, this is so cool.
739
00:40:33,801 --> 00:40:36,704
"If lost, return to Jess?"
740
00:40:36,837 --> 00:40:38,906
Yeah, put it on.
741
00:40:39,874 --> 00:40:42,043
Ah, you know, we gonna
be bumping and grinding.
742
00:40:42,176 --> 00:40:44,312
You know, I'm a big
guy, I don't really--
743
00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:45,313
On.
744
00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:50,751
So I've been thinking.
745
00:40:52,253 --> 00:40:53,220
I'm listening.
746
00:40:54,155 --> 00:40:56,991
Well, I think
tonight is the night.
747
00:40:57,124 --> 00:41:00,428
Yeah, babe,
tonight's our night.
748
00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:01,529
No.
749
00:41:01,662 --> 00:41:03,264
Tonight's...
750
00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:04,532
the night.
751
00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:21,916
Thanks, guys, seatbelt.
752
00:42:07,962 --> 00:42:11,198
Holy shit! It's
worse than I thought.
753
00:42:11,332 --> 00:42:14,035
It's not nearly as bad as
I thought it'd be, bro.
754
00:42:14,168 --> 00:42:15,636
Pizzo told me she
had a broken spine.
755
00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,605
You kidding me, dude, seriously?
756
00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:20,875
The police report stated
that she got run over
757
00:42:21,008 --> 00:42:23,377
in the wrong way and
now she's infertile.
758
00:42:23,512 --> 00:42:24,645
It's my fault.
759
00:42:31,652 --> 00:42:34,355
Yeah, what if she thinks it's
me, does she know it's me?
760
00:42:34,488 --> 00:42:36,257
God, I can't go over there,
761
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:38,292
criminals always return
to the scene of the crime.
762
00:42:38,426 --> 00:42:41,028
Dude, she literally thinks
that the sun is still
763
00:42:41,162 --> 00:42:43,464
the backside of the moon,
just go talk to her, pussy.
764
00:42:43,597 --> 00:42:44,832
No, I'm not gonna
go talk to her.
765
00:42:44,965 --> 00:42:47,001
-Just go talk to her, pussy.
-No.
766
00:42:47,134 --> 00:42:48,135
Oh, Jesus!
767
00:42:49,036 --> 00:42:51,405
-Screw this, no, screw this.
-What?
768
00:42:58,513 --> 00:42:59,647
Uh!
769
00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:11,592
Good evening.
770
00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:15,296
Right, good evening,.
771
00:43:17,031 --> 00:43:20,468
Look, what happened in class
today, you have to believe me,
772
00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:22,236
-I had nothing to-
-I do.
773
00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:23,572
You do what?
774
00:43:23,704 --> 00:43:24,738
Believe you.
775
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:28,109
Good, 'cause you know me,
I'm more mature than that,
776
00:43:28,242 --> 00:43:31,278
you know, like all these guys
can be so immature at times
777
00:43:31,412 --> 00:43:33,747
and it's honestly really
hard to stoop to their level
778
00:43:33,881 --> 00:43:35,182
on a daily basis.
779
00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:37,384
-Hm.
-Yeah.
780
00:43:38,587 --> 00:43:40,754
So wait, ah, if you
knew I didn't write it,
781
00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:42,990
why did you give me
such a hard time?
782
00:43:44,024 --> 00:43:45,960
Look, I was doing you a favor.
783
00:43:46,093 --> 00:43:48,662
You don't want everyone thinking
that you're a teacher's pet
784
00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,431
because of how much
time we spend together
785
00:43:50,565 --> 00:43:53,602
tutoring before school, so
the class needed to know
786
00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:55,369
there are no favorites.
787
00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:59,306
Hm, I guess that makes sense.
788
00:44:01,308 --> 00:44:03,911
So Leonardo, why are
you here talking to me,
789
00:44:04,044 --> 00:44:06,380
when there are all these
cute high school girls
790
00:44:06,515 --> 00:44:07,948
waiting for a dance?
791
00:44:08,082 --> 00:44:10,519
Look, this stallion has a
lot of built up horsepower,
792
00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:13,787
okay and I don't think any of
these girls have what it takes
793
00:44:13,921 --> 00:44:16,290
to ride the bull, you
know, or stallion,
794
00:44:16,423 --> 00:44:18,159
you know what I'm saying?
795
00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:19,760
Okay.
796
00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:22,930
Um...
797
00:44:27,034 --> 00:44:29,604
You know, I hate
seeing you stand here
798
00:44:29,737 --> 00:44:32,072
and during a such
great song, um,
799
00:44:32,206 --> 00:44:35,109
and I would totally ask you
to dance if you would want to.
800
00:44:35,242 --> 00:44:36,511
Grecco.
801
00:44:36,645 --> 00:44:38,913
Ah, this might be a crazy
concept for you to understand,
802
00:44:39,046 --> 00:44:41,215
but the keyword in
social is socializing,
803
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:44,351
not begging Ms.
Kerpial for a D minus.
804
00:44:45,452 --> 00:44:46,987
May I have the honor?
805
00:44:47,121 --> 00:44:50,424
Signor Marshall, thank you
for relieving me of my shift.
806
00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:52,927
Have a good weekend, boys.
807
00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:55,095
You too, Ms. Kerpial.
808
00:45:00,034 --> 00:45:01,302
Ah, listen, Grecco.
809
00:45:01,435 --> 00:45:02,403
Oh, okay.
810
00:45:03,904 --> 00:45:07,408
A little bit of advice.
811
00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:09,877
Next time you see
Kerpial flirting with me,
812
00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:12,079
best take a hike, yeah.
813
00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:15,883
-What?
-Right, okay.
814
00:45:16,016 --> 00:45:17,384
What, you don't,
815
00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:20,421
you got your big dick
jeans on today, Grecco?
816
00:45:21,188 --> 00:45:23,891
No, sir, just my 32 regulars.
817
00:45:24,024 --> 00:45:26,327
This isn't your MO, Grecco,
818
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:29,564
sure you wanna play the
role of tough guy tonight?
819
00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:32,199
All right, Mr. Marshall,
it is so painfully obvious,
820
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:35,202
that you and I are now
locked into a love triangle
821
00:45:35,336 --> 00:45:37,905
and at this moment, I'm sorry,
822
00:45:38,038 --> 00:45:40,307
but I'm gonna have
to take you down.
823
00:45:40,441 --> 00:45:42,577
Love triangle? Are you
actually delusional enough
824
00:45:42,711 --> 00:45:46,080
to think you have a chance
with a smoke show like her?
825
00:45:46,213 --> 00:45:49,083
You're a child and
she's a grown ass woman.
826
00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:51,285
And you think you
have a chance?
827
00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:55,523
I could set up a kissing
booth right here, right now
828
00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:57,825
and double your salary.
829
00:45:58,693 --> 00:46:01,696
Wow, Grecco, I'm thrilled
to see that your balls
830
00:46:01,829 --> 00:46:03,632
finally dropped.
831
00:46:03,764 --> 00:46:07,201
So I'll tell you what, you
get a kiss on the cheek
832
00:46:07,334 --> 00:46:11,205
from any girl here,
any one right now
833
00:46:12,139 --> 00:46:14,475
and I'll stop talking
to Kerpial completely.
834
00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:17,746
Oh, I'm sorry, wait,
that would require you
835
00:46:17,878 --> 00:46:21,448
to actually talk to girls,
836
00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:25,520
and from what I hear, that's
not your strong suit,
837
00:46:25,654 --> 00:46:27,788
so I guess, uh,
838
00:46:28,590 --> 00:46:29,456
oh, well.
839
00:46:30,991 --> 00:46:32,126
Keep dreaming, kid.
840
00:46:32,259 --> 00:46:34,962
Yee!
841
00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:36,631
Fucking creep.
842
00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:42,936
You get
a kiss on the cheek.
843
00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:44,706
You're a child.
Any girl in here.
844
00:46:44,838 --> 00:46:46,440
And she's a grown-ass woman.
845
00:46:46,574 --> 00:46:48,142
Keep dreaming, kid,
846
00:46:48,275 --> 00:46:51,912
that would require you to
actually talk to girls.
847
00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:53,515
Leo!
848
00:46:53,648 --> 00:46:54,516
Ryan.
849
00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:58,886
I, ah, well, I-I totally
intended on saying hey
850
00:46:59,019 --> 00:47:00,988
the other night at the park.
851
00:47:01,121 --> 00:47:03,591
-Yes.
-Before things got so hectic.
852
00:47:03,725 --> 00:47:07,294
I've just been so embarrassed,
I debated even coming, so.
853
00:47:07,428 --> 00:47:10,998
Yeah, no, that's
terrible, I'm so sorry.
854
00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:14,703
No, don't be sorry,
I know who did this.
855
00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:16,303
You do?
856
00:47:16,437 --> 00:47:18,573
Yeah, my ex-boyfriend Vince
definitely set this up.
857
00:47:18,707 --> 00:47:21,408
It's probably someone
from the Wrecking Crew.
858
00:47:22,309 --> 00:47:25,412
Yes, hm, yeah, he did and
you'd best believe that,
859
00:47:25,547 --> 00:47:27,247
the first chance that
the L-Train gets,
860
00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:30,884
he's gonna deep six him,
you know, pretty quick.
861
00:47:32,554 --> 00:47:33,887
So Vince's ex, huh?
862
00:47:34,589 --> 00:47:39,426
Yes, ah, we dated over
the summer unfortunately.
863
00:47:39,561 --> 00:47:40,294
-Hm.
-Yep.
864
00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:42,296
Yeah, that makes sense then.
865
00:47:43,263 --> 00:47:44,264
It does?
866
00:47:45,265 --> 00:47:47,334
No, oh, what I mean
like is like, you know,
867
00:47:47,468 --> 00:47:49,771
he's the popular
kid at St. Matthew's
868
00:47:49,903 --> 00:47:51,138
and you're the
cheerleader here
869
00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:53,407
and you know, like
doing the math,
870
00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:57,244
it's just like calculations,
that checks out, you know.
871
00:47:57,378 --> 00:48:01,382
Yeah. You're, uh,
you're really funny.
872
00:48:02,517 --> 00:48:03,551
Thanks.
873
00:48:05,919 --> 00:48:08,122
Are you gonna ask
me to dance or--?
874
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:09,791
Right, yeah, uh...
875
00:48:09,957 --> 00:48:10,991
Yeah.
876
00:48:12,092 --> 00:48:15,496
You know, next slow
song, I'm, I'm all yours.
877
00:48:16,497 --> 00:48:19,667
Uh, excuse me, I'll
be right back, okay.
878
00:48:22,637 --> 00:48:24,171
Okay.
879
00:48:30,344 --> 00:48:33,213
She doesn't know, it
wasn't your fault.
880
00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:39,319
Fine, fine, come
on, man, come on.
881
00:48:40,522 --> 00:48:41,556
Hoo!
882
00:48:41,689 --> 00:48:42,557
Okay.
883
00:48:48,495 --> 00:48:51,131
I don't know why I even
came to this thing.
884
00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:53,568
Boys at this school are
completely oblivious in general,
885
00:48:53,701 --> 00:48:57,705
but somehow, I chose the
most oblivious one of all.
886
00:49:00,575 --> 00:49:04,712
Come on, man, just ask her
to dance, just be a man.
887
00:49:04,846 --> 00:49:06,180
You're a stallion.
888
00:49:06,313 --> 00:49:06,848
You're a stallion.
889
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:08,315
Uh!
890
00:49:09,651 --> 00:49:10,984
Are you
sure this is him?
891
00:49:11,118 --> 00:49:12,953
Yeah, that's him.
892
00:49:16,390 --> 00:49:18,492
Evan, are you kidding?
893
00:49:18,626 --> 00:49:19,993
"Oh, I'm sizzy."
894
00:49:20,127 --> 00:49:21,763
Wrecking Crew for life, bitch.
895
00:49:21,896 --> 00:49:25,633
What's up, man, are you
hitting on my girlfriend?
896
00:49:25,767 --> 00:49:27,167
Vince, right?
897
00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:28,636
No, no, no, okay, this is
a misunderstanding, this--
898
00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:30,304
-Don't think that I don't know.
-No, no, no,
899
00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:32,473
this is a big
misunderstanding, okay.
900
00:49:32,607 --> 00:49:35,075
I didn't do anything, she
came up to me, all right?
901
00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:36,410
My bad, it was an accident.
902
00:49:37,879 --> 00:49:40,981
Oh, so you were involved, huh?
903
00:49:41,114 --> 00:49:42,550
It's not just at this school,
904
00:49:42,684 --> 00:49:44,251
every guy that
I've gone out with
905
00:49:44,384 --> 00:49:45,920
can talk about
football for hours,
906
00:49:46,053 --> 00:49:49,156
but is literally incapable
of talking about his feelings
907
00:49:49,289 --> 00:49:52,059
-at any given moment.
-Okay, so what do I do?
908
00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:53,193
I mean, if I make
the first move,
909
00:49:53,327 --> 00:49:55,797
I intimidate him
and look stupid.
910
00:49:55,930 --> 00:49:57,532
If I don't, I die of old age
911
00:49:57,665 --> 00:49:59,233
waiting for him
to do something.
912
00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:02,670
I'm not gonna lie, Grecco,
it was just a hunch,
913
00:50:02,804 --> 00:50:04,238
but thanks for confirming.
914
00:50:04,371 --> 00:50:05,874
Okay, wait, wait,
hang on, hang on!
915
00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:07,609
-Nothing happened, okay.
-Are you
916
00:50:07,742 --> 00:50:08,743
slamming my girl?
917
00:50:08,877 --> 00:50:10,545
I'll answer that again, no,
918
00:50:10,678 --> 00:50:12,412
I swear to you,
nothing happened!
919
00:50:12,547 --> 00:50:14,448
-I didn't hit on her.
-Good.
920
00:50:14,582 --> 00:50:16,651
Yes, I'm gonna keep it that way.
921
00:50:17,451 --> 00:50:18,352
-Yeah!
-Relax, everybody.
922
00:50:18,485 --> 00:50:20,020
Uh!
923
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:26,628
These guys, they either think
you're a prude or a slut,
924
00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,362
so just make the first move.
925
00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:30,999
Ryan, please don't listen
to Caitlyn's advice
926
00:50:31,131 --> 00:50:32,734
on how to get the
fastest reputation
927
00:50:32,867 --> 00:50:35,135
and how to never end up
with a serious boyfriend.
928
00:50:35,269 --> 00:50:37,672
You'll end up a super
senior like her.
929
00:50:37,805 --> 00:50:39,807
My advice, fuck Leo
and any other guy,
930
00:50:39,941 --> 00:50:42,209
that doesn't have the
emotional intelligence
931
00:50:42,342 --> 00:50:43,878
to even know what he wants.
932
00:50:44,012 --> 00:50:46,714
Oh, because you and Sean are
so emotionally intelligent?
933
00:50:46,848 --> 00:50:50,585
You're a bully to
him and everyone else you meet.
934
00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:52,654
Do you think he
actually likes you
935
00:50:52,787 --> 00:50:54,656
or is just too afraid
to say otherwise?
936
00:50:54,789 --> 00:50:56,123
Watch your mouth.
937
00:50:56,256 --> 00:50:58,358
Cute sweater, did
your nana make it?
938
00:50:59,493 --> 00:51:03,263
Sorry to be nosy, girls,
but you all sound pathetic.
939
00:51:07,035 --> 00:51:08,435
Hey, Leprecunts.
940
00:51:09,938 --> 00:51:13,173
I'll deal with you juvenile
delinquents after the merger,
941
00:51:13,307 --> 00:51:18,078
but until then, Grecco's my
problem and you're trespassing.
942
00:51:20,213 --> 00:51:21,315
Right.
943
00:51:22,082 --> 00:51:23,985
Uh!
944
00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:26,119
To be
continued.
945
00:51:35,563 --> 00:51:38,032
High school boys will
do whatever you want
946
00:51:38,165 --> 00:51:39,801
except for their
Goddamn homework.
947
00:51:39,934 --> 00:51:41,970
You've got the rest of your
lives to play by the rules,
948
00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:44,404
just have your
fun while you can.
949
00:51:51,045 --> 00:51:52,547
Fuck what they say.
950
00:52:01,421 --> 00:52:03,791
Appreciate it, Mr. Marshall.
951
00:52:10,598 --> 00:52:13,400
That was a close call, Grecco,
952
00:52:13,534 --> 00:52:17,137
but ah, the deal was you
were supposed to swap spit
953
00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:19,206
with a girl, not a dude.
954
00:52:21,241 --> 00:52:22,543
Damn,
955
00:52:22,677 --> 00:52:24,812
guess those rumors are true.
956
00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:44,799
You in line?
957
00:52:49,403 --> 00:52:51,139
Have you seen Sean or Leo?
958
00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:53,141
Dude, what does it
look like I'm doing?
959
00:52:53,273 --> 00:52:54,642
I'm waiting for Sean
960
00:52:54,776 --> 00:52:55,810
and no, I haven't seen
your little buddy, Leo,
961
00:52:55,943 --> 00:52:57,244
check the girls' room.
962
00:52:59,847 --> 00:53:03,316
So, how's
school going for you?
963
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:05,019
Oh, you know, the
honor roll's great.
964
00:53:05,153 --> 00:53:07,889
What about you, fight any more
defenseless, crippled kids?
965
00:53:08,022 --> 00:53:10,591
Jesus, Jessica, you can't
say shit like that anymore
966
00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:12,192
and if anything,
I was the cripple.
967
00:53:12,325 --> 00:53:14,929
Sean didn't tell you about
the whole sixth sense thing?
968
00:53:15,063 --> 00:53:16,229
Must have forgot.
969
00:53:19,266 --> 00:53:20,134
So,
970
00:53:21,035 --> 00:53:23,137
do you have any single
friends by chance?
971
00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:26,440
I don't like to assume things,
but Jackie needs a mamasita.
972
00:53:26,574 --> 00:53:27,809
Yeah, I got plenty.
973
00:53:27,942 --> 00:53:29,409
Well, do you
happen to have any,
974
00:53:29,544 --> 00:53:31,713
that you could possibly
set me up with?
975
00:53:31,846 --> 00:53:33,581
Ooh, I don't know
if any of my friends
976
00:53:33,715 --> 00:53:37,852
are into the fat guy
fetish, besides Caitlyn.
977
00:53:38,786 --> 00:53:40,988
Why the fuck would
you even say that?
978
00:53:42,322 --> 00:53:43,958
Wait, Caitlyn likes me?
979
00:53:45,093 --> 00:53:47,795
Dude, you think she's
using you for your looks?
980
00:53:48,830 --> 00:53:50,263
Baby, hi!
981
00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:51,866
Leo just called,
982
00:53:51,999 --> 00:53:53,668
said something about running
into the Wrecking Crew.
983
00:53:53,801 --> 00:53:55,335
He was huffing and
puffing pretty loud,
984
00:53:55,469 --> 00:53:56,838
so I didn't really hear
what he was saying.
985
00:53:56,971 --> 00:54:00,373
He said he was gonna meet
us at the party though.
986
00:54:00,508 --> 00:54:02,643
Such a drama queen!
987
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:08,549
Damn, Jack, I don't understand
why we had to park so far.
988
00:54:08,683 --> 00:54:10,985
Party rule 101, baby,
never crowd the house,
989
00:54:11,119 --> 00:54:12,452
can't draw any suspicion.
990
00:54:12,587 --> 00:54:14,756
Besides, this actually
works out for us.
991
00:54:14,889 --> 00:54:16,557
What the fuck?
992
00:54:16,691 --> 00:54:18,760
It's me, it's me, me!
993
00:54:18,893 --> 00:54:20,293
- Come on, man.
- Don't speak.
994
00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:21,963
What the hell are
you doing in there?
995
00:54:22,096 --> 00:54:23,463
Is the coast clear?
996
00:54:23,598 --> 00:54:25,265
-Yeah, the coast is clear.
-Are you sure?
997
00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:26,968
Yes, what are you doing?
998
00:54:27,101 --> 00:54:27,835
Okay.
999
00:54:31,739 --> 00:54:33,708
-Are you all right?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
1000
00:54:33,841 --> 00:54:36,811
What's going on with
your face, what happened?
1001
00:54:36,944 --> 00:54:38,345
What happened?
1002
00:54:38,478 --> 00:54:41,215
I told you what happened, I got
jumped by the Wrecking Crew.
1003
00:54:41,348 --> 00:54:42,750
Are you for real about that?
1004
00:54:42,884 --> 00:54:44,619
See, I never know when
you're joking around.
1005
00:54:44,752 --> 00:54:46,286
Why would I joke about that?
1006
00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:47,320
You okay?
1007
00:54:47,454 --> 00:54:48,856
Yeah, I mean, like yeah,
1008
00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:50,525
one donkey kick from the
stallion sent them running,
1009
00:54:50,658 --> 00:54:52,392
but I swear they're
gonna be back.
1010
00:54:52,527 --> 00:54:54,394
Always a spectacle
with this one.
1011
00:54:54,529 --> 00:54:55,797
Jess, come on.
1012
00:54:58,132 --> 00:55:01,301
I, I mean, Lee, why
would they attack you?
1013
00:55:01,434 --> 00:55:03,871
It's not adding up,
it don't make sense.
1014
00:55:04,806 --> 00:55:06,473
Well, it kind of
does make sense,
1015
00:55:06,607 --> 00:55:09,442
'cause you know the whole
entire bike situation with Ryan?
1016
00:55:09,577 --> 00:55:11,712
So turns out, she's Vince's ex
1017
00:55:11,846 --> 00:55:14,447
and somehow he found
out that it was us.
1018
00:55:15,883 --> 00:55:18,252
-I mean, Jess,
-You ran over Ryan?
1019
00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:19,587
No, ah, yes.
1020
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,656
-Oh, my God, you're dead men.
-Jess.
1021
00:55:21,789 --> 00:55:24,491
I heard a rumor once that Vince
hospitalized a college guy
1022
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,027
for just trying to talk to her.
1023
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,029
Good luck with that, stallion.
1024
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:30,397
Relax, yo, nothing's
going down tonight.
1025
00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:32,667
We outnumber those
cucks a hundred to one.
1026
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,903
Well, that's what I thought
too, but remember my shadow?
1027
00:55:36,037 --> 00:55:37,305
-Yeah.
-Evan,
1028
00:55:37,437 --> 00:55:40,407
turns out he was an informant
for St. Matt's, okay,
1029
00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:42,475
so that means there might
be more of them in there.
1030
00:55:42,610 --> 00:55:44,178
Okay, what I need you guys
to do is I need you guys
1031
00:55:44,312 --> 00:55:46,147
to go in there and just
survey the premises
1032
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,748
to make sure nothing's
fishy, okay, all right?
1033
00:55:47,882 --> 00:55:48,783
Yeah, okay, bye.
1034
00:55:48,916 --> 00:55:50,117
No, I need you to
do this for me.
1035
00:55:50,251 --> 00:55:51,619
-Yeah, yeah, man.
-Promise?
1036
00:55:51,752 --> 00:55:53,087
I just need you to take
a look around, all right.
1037
00:55:53,221 --> 00:55:54,822
-I got you, I got you.
-When the coast is clear?
1038
00:55:54,956 --> 00:55:56,190
Yes, I got you, I got you,
just chill in the bush
1039
00:55:56,324 --> 00:55:57,825
and wait for the
call, we got you.
1040
00:55:57,959 --> 00:56:00,427
Thank you, I'll gallop to
like the side entrance, okay,
1041
00:56:00,561 --> 00:56:01,963
the side entrance.
1042
00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:15,810
Yo, shit, come on,
boy, come on, boy.
1043
00:56:15,943 --> 00:56:18,246
Okay now, give me a
hand, let's go, let's go.
1044
00:56:19,614 --> 00:56:21,315
-Pizzo, hey!
-Hey, bro!
1045
00:56:21,448 --> 00:56:23,517
Yeah, let's go,
smoke a cig, baby.
1046
00:57:23,210 --> 00:57:25,413
Go, go, go, go!
1047
00:57:26,847 --> 00:57:28,883
You know, I'm an athlete.
1048
00:57:30,651 --> 00:57:32,186
-Two shots.
-Hm.
1049
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,888
Let's go.
1050
00:57:36,524 --> 00:57:39,527
Okay, perfect, well, we shook
hands, kissed babies,
1051
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:41,195
-Let's Irish goodbye.
-Come on, babe,
1052
00:57:41,329 --> 00:57:42,296
we just got here.
1053
00:57:42,530 --> 00:57:44,799
Plus I told Jack
we got next game.
1054
00:57:44,932 --> 00:57:48,970
Right, promised Jack
the next game, right.
1055
00:57:49,103 --> 00:57:51,105
I can't believe I actually
thought you'd go through
1056
00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:53,374
with this whole, "This
night's about us" bullshit.
1057
00:57:53,507 --> 00:57:54,775
I mean, come on, Sean,
1058
00:57:54,909 --> 00:57:56,410
this is exactly what
I was talking about.
1059
00:57:56,544 --> 00:57:57,845
God, you let your
friends drag you
1060
00:57:57,979 --> 00:57:59,613
through unnecessary
trouble and drama 24/7
1061
00:57:59,747 --> 00:58:01,749
and we keep drifting
further and further apart.
1062
00:58:01,882 --> 00:58:03,684
I don't know how much
more disappointment
1063
00:58:03,818 --> 00:58:05,186
I can take from you.
1064
00:58:05,319 --> 00:58:06,721
You're right.
1065
00:58:06,854 --> 00:58:08,956
Tonight was supposed to
be all about us, right?
1066
00:58:10,558 --> 00:58:12,626
Come on, let's
get up outta here.
1067
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,830
You're not
actually going, are you?
1068
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,743
Babe, you sure you
wanna do this tonight?
1069
00:58:29,944 --> 00:58:32,313
You sure, you sure
you're ready for this?
1070
00:58:32,446 --> 00:58:33,514
Shut up.
1071
00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:39,487
Hey, the coast is clear.
1072
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:41,355
Psst, up here!
1073
00:58:42,690 --> 00:58:44,258
Are you sure?
1074
00:58:44,392 --> 00:58:47,094
Well, if they're not in there,
then they must be out here,
1075
00:58:47,228 --> 00:58:48,162
so I'd hurry up.
1076
00:58:48,295 --> 00:58:49,263
Good point.
1077
00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,800
It's a lot higher than
I thought, oh, God!
1078
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:55,636
Let's go.
1079
00:59:07,782 --> 00:59:08,517
Cheers.
1080
00:59:08,649 --> 00:59:09,717
Cheers.
1081
00:59:12,586 --> 00:59:14,523
Did you have fun tonight?
1082
00:59:14,655 --> 00:59:16,057
Why, you leaving?
1083
00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:18,292
I'm not leaving here until
someone drags me home.
1084
00:59:18,426 --> 00:59:19,660
I'm talking about the social.
1085
00:59:19,794 --> 00:59:22,196
Yeah, duh, we always
have fun together.
1086
00:59:27,034 --> 00:59:28,702
-So, Caitlyn.
-Mm-hm?
1087
00:59:28,836 --> 00:59:30,771
-I got a question for you.
-Mm-hm.
1088
00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:32,840
How's it feel to be
dating the bad boy,
1089
00:59:32,973 --> 00:59:34,809
who's about to be
expelled from high school?
1090
00:59:34,942 --> 00:59:36,677
Ah, last time I checked,
1091
00:59:36,811 --> 00:59:38,612
I'm not dating anyone
1092
00:59:38,746 --> 00:59:41,348
and from what I hear, the
rumors of your expulsion
1093
00:59:41,482 --> 00:59:43,250
have been greatly exaggerated
1094
00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:46,620
and as the only super
senior, take it from me,
1095
00:59:46,754 --> 00:59:48,456
just keep fucking shit up.
1096
00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:51,725
Well, at least we can still
agree that I'm a wild child.
1097
00:59:51,859 --> 00:59:53,060
I guess it's good for my rep,
1098
00:59:53,194 --> 00:59:54,929
if people think
I'm dating a rebel.
1099
00:59:55,062 --> 00:59:58,299
Dating? Last I checked,
you weren't dating anyone.
1100
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:00,701
Touché.
1101
01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:15,550
-Hey, whoa, fuck off, Grecco.
-Sorry.
1102
01:00:32,601 --> 01:00:33,968
You made it.
1103
01:00:34,101 --> 01:00:35,903
Ah, yeah, I did.
1104
01:00:36,036 --> 01:00:37,071
-Yeah.
-I made it.
1105
01:00:37,204 --> 01:00:39,707
Um, I'm here in the flesh alive.
1106
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,242
It's you.
1107
01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:42,643
It's me.
1108
01:00:42,776 --> 01:00:45,012
Um, I saw a keg back
in the laundry room,
1109
01:00:45,146 --> 01:00:46,847
I think we should grab a drink.
1110
01:00:46,981 --> 01:00:48,583
In that room?
1111
01:00:48,716 --> 01:00:51,886
Yeah, laundry room, me, you now.
1112
01:00:52,019 --> 01:00:53,821
-No, it's-
-Okay.
1113
01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:55,656
I'm right behind you.
1114
01:00:56,457 --> 01:00:57,725
Three, four, five!
1115
01:01:01,061 --> 01:01:02,429
five whole seconds.
1116
01:01:02,564 --> 01:01:05,065
This is Giorgio Armani,
you can't dry clean this.
1117
01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:06,934
-It'll never come out.
-Oh.
1118
01:01:09,837 --> 01:01:11,672
Wait, Gene, leave
it open in here.
1119
01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:13,440
Okay.
1120
01:01:13,575 --> 01:01:15,342
What's up, Ryan?
1121
01:01:15,476 --> 01:01:17,044
Hey, Tony.
1122
01:01:17,178 --> 01:01:20,414
So I don't know if you saw,
but I DMed you a couple times.
1123
01:01:20,549 --> 01:01:21,916
Oh, nice.
1124
01:01:22,049 --> 01:01:24,118
Oh, yo, ah, me too actually.
1125
01:01:24,251 --> 01:01:25,853
That reminds me, I'm so sorry,
1126
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:28,489
I didn't respond
back to your DM.
1127
01:01:28,623 --> 01:01:30,724
Wait, you've been DMing Grecco?
1128
01:01:30,858 --> 01:01:32,726
I, like once or twice,
1129
01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,796
but you know, he's a
hard pony to tame.
1130
01:01:35,930 --> 01:01:38,132
Stallion.
1131
01:01:38,265 --> 01:01:41,335
Damn, Grecco, just
don't fuck this up,
1132
01:01:41,468 --> 01:01:43,605
-'cause I've got dibs next.
-All good.
1133
01:01:43,737 --> 01:01:46,073
Yo, let's go steal some
of those lawn ornaments
1134
01:01:46,207 --> 01:01:47,509
from the neighbors
and put them out front.
1135
01:01:47,642 --> 01:01:50,344
Totally, man, I'll
work out with you soon,
1136
01:01:50,477 --> 01:01:51,912
maybe like, who knows?
1137
01:01:55,716 --> 01:01:57,351
Great guys.
1138
01:01:57,484 --> 01:01:59,086
Yeah, they seem nice.
1139
01:02:04,925 --> 01:02:07,361
Baby, are you sure this is okay?
1140
01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:09,230
Yeah, baby.
1141
01:02:12,233 --> 01:02:15,869
Maybe, um, maybe find
a spot more secluded,
1142
01:02:16,003 --> 01:02:17,738
tree cover or something?
1143
01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:19,507
I just seen an
old lady walk past
1144
01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:21,442
with a whole pack of dogs.
1145
01:02:23,244 --> 01:02:25,714
Did you see that? Somebody
gonna spot us, call the cops.
1146
01:02:25,846 --> 01:02:27,649
I can't go to juvie,
Mom gonna kill me.
1147
01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:29,250
God, Sean, will you shut up?
1148
01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:31,285
Look, we're down the
street from a house party
1149
01:02:31,418 --> 01:02:34,188
and you seriously think a parked
car's gonna be suspicious?
1150
01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:35,889
I just thought our first time
1151
01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:39,927
was gonna be a little
bit more romantic, hm?
1152
01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:43,797
Well, sweetheart, I'm
sorry I can't deflower you
1153
01:02:43,931 --> 01:02:46,133
at the Edison Park Motel
or would you prefer
1154
01:02:46,267 --> 01:02:49,403
we keep fooling around in my
basement avoiding my sisters?
1155
01:02:51,872 --> 01:02:53,841
Hello?
1156
01:02:53,974 --> 01:02:56,377
-Oh, shit, it's Tony.
-Damn!
1157
01:02:57,478 --> 01:03:01,282
Who's in there?
Murphy, Murphy, is that you?
1158
01:03:01,415 --> 01:03:02,082
Come on, open up.
1159
01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:03,685
I'm gonna kill him.
1160
01:03:03,817 --> 01:03:05,119
No, no, ssh, ssh!
1161
01:03:05,252 --> 01:03:06,688
-Quiet, quiet.
-I know somebody's in there.
1162
01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:08,255
-I wanna see.
-Quiet.
1163
01:03:08,389 --> 01:03:09,890
-Come on, let me in.
-What the hell are you doing?
1164
01:03:10,024 --> 01:03:11,959
Come on, man, let's
go back to the party,
1165
01:03:12,092 --> 01:03:13,827
I can't find any stray
cats to put in the house.
1166
01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:15,730
Aw, man, that
prank is classic.
1167
01:03:15,863 --> 01:03:16,997
Yeah, man.
1168
01:03:17,965 --> 01:03:19,266
All right, I'll see you.
1169
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,136
Pizzo, wait up,
man, it's dark out here.
1170
01:03:23,971 --> 01:03:25,873
Well, did you come prepared?
1171
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:38,319
All right, I know
this isn't ideal,
1172
01:03:38,452 --> 01:03:40,854
this is only gonna
make us closer.
1173
01:03:40,988 --> 01:03:42,923
I want us to do this together.
1174
01:03:45,426 --> 01:03:47,294
I love you, Sean.
1175
01:03:47,428 --> 01:03:48,896
I love you too.
1176
01:03:51,031 --> 01:03:54,803
-He's a dead man.
-House is down the street.
1177
01:03:54,935 --> 01:03:57,037
I can smell Grecco's
pussy from here.
1178
01:03:57,871 --> 01:03:59,406
He's at that party, I know it.
1179
01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:01,975
You're like a damn
bloodhound, Vince.
1180
01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:06,413
Uh!
1181
01:04:07,615 --> 01:04:09,551
Where the
hell are you going?
1182
01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:11,251
You put it on the child lock?
1183
01:04:11,385 --> 01:04:13,887
Yeah, 'cause I knew something
like this was gonna happen.
1184
01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:14,922
Come on, Jess.
1185
01:04:15,055 --> 01:04:15,989
Will you shut the fuck up,
1186
01:04:16,123 --> 01:04:17,458
you keep comparing us to animals
1187
01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,927
and it's the dumbest shit
that I've ever heard.
1188
01:04:20,894 --> 01:04:22,930
My buddy told me
that he was there.
1189
01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:28,536
Pick it up.
1190
01:04:33,907 --> 01:04:36,877
Put it in your fucking mouth.
1191
01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:44,151
Don't ever fucking touch
me again, you dumb redneck.
1192
01:04:49,356 --> 01:04:50,924
Let's go to jail tonight.
1193
01:04:54,395 --> 01:04:55,864
I gotta stop them,
1194
01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:58,700
I gotta go warn Lee, if I
don't, they're gonna kill him.
1195
01:04:58,833 --> 01:05:00,267
Are you seriously gonna leave me
1196
01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:02,102
in the middle of our first time?
1197
01:05:02,236 --> 01:05:04,938
You'd rather get your ass
beat than have sex with me?
1198
01:05:05,072 --> 01:05:07,408
Sorry, babe, rain check.
1199
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:10,277
You know what, you three
deserve each other!
1200
01:05:10,411 --> 01:05:12,614
We're fucking done!
1201
01:05:19,219 --> 01:05:21,989
Aren't you pussies a
little far from the ghetto?
1202
01:05:22,122 --> 01:05:25,492
This doesn't concern you,
Tony, where's Grecco?
1203
01:05:26,628 --> 01:05:28,195
Yeah, he's in here,
1204
01:05:28,328 --> 01:05:31,298
but don't you bitches have
an elephant walk to get to?
1205
01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:34,134
Fuck you, Tony.
1206
01:05:37,104 --> 01:05:39,273
The Goddamn shirt again.
1207
01:05:44,378 --> 01:05:48,148
Yeah, well, your sister
already did, so go home
1208
01:05:48,282 --> 01:05:50,718
and tell Dad she'll be
late for dinner tonight.
1209
01:05:51,553 --> 01:05:53,655
Now get the fuck out of here.
1210
01:05:58,158 --> 01:06:01,395
I'll kill you for
that, I'm not afraid.
1211
01:06:11,104 --> 01:06:13,508
Whoa, that's enough.
1212
01:06:13,641 --> 01:06:15,075
What?
1213
01:06:15,209 --> 01:06:16,376
There you go.
1214
01:06:16,511 --> 01:06:17,478
Thank you.
1215
01:06:18,445 --> 01:06:20,981
So why haven't you
responded to my DMs?
1216
01:06:22,983 --> 01:06:25,854
Like just been overwhelmed
and there's just, you know,
1217
01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:28,690
it's like Santa's list, just
who's naughty, who's nice,
1218
01:06:28,823 --> 01:06:32,392
who's naughty, who's nice,
you know, kind of get lost.
1219
01:06:32,527 --> 01:06:33,060
Oh, yeah?
1220
01:06:33,193 --> 01:06:34,762
Yeah, yeah.
1221
01:06:34,896 --> 01:06:37,732
And what list do I fall on?
1222
01:06:37,866 --> 01:06:40,200
Ah, well, I mean, if
we're strictly talking
1223
01:06:40,334 --> 01:06:44,404
like personality wise,
nice, the nicest.
1224
01:06:44,539 --> 01:06:45,105
Nice?
1225
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:46,508
Hm, nicest.
1226
01:06:46,641 --> 01:06:49,209
So what list would you land on?
1227
01:06:49,343 --> 01:06:52,412
Me, I would probably
fall on like bad,
1228
01:06:52,547 --> 01:06:54,582
like I, I think I would like--
1229
01:06:54,716 --> 01:06:55,617
-Bad?
-Naughty.
1230
01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:56,851
Naughty?
1231
01:06:56,985 --> 01:06:58,118
Probably.
1232
01:06:59,186 --> 01:07:00,220
-Whoa!
-Caitlyn.
1233
01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:01,288
-Oh, oh my-
-Let me help.
1234
01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:02,557
How long have you been in there?
1235
01:07:02,690 --> 01:07:04,024
-I'm in a skirt, let's go.
-Okay.
1236
01:07:04,157 --> 01:07:05,693
-Let's go.
-You're good.
1237
01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:06,794
Leo, hey!
1238
01:07:07,562 --> 01:07:10,163
Look at you go, nice, bro.
1239
01:07:13,668 --> 01:07:16,470
I owe you one, you saved
my ass back there, bro.
1240
01:07:16,604 --> 01:07:18,940
I am way too drunk for a
heart to heart, stallion.
1241
01:07:19,072 --> 01:07:21,009
I know, that's my bad, I just,
1242
01:07:21,141 --> 01:07:23,076
I don't know what I'm doing.
1243
01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:24,411
Ryan was this close,
1244
01:07:24,546 --> 01:07:27,281
milliseconds away
from kissing me, bro,
1245
01:07:27,414 --> 01:07:28,983
-this close.
-I'm not gonna lie,
1246
01:07:29,116 --> 01:07:31,586
that naughty nice line you
just pulled, pretty impressive.
1247
01:07:31,719 --> 01:07:33,755
You liked that one,
that was pretty good.
1248
01:07:33,888 --> 01:07:38,960
Just, bro, I can't do this,
okay, just can't do it.
1249
01:07:39,126 --> 01:07:40,862
Uh!
1250
01:07:40,995 --> 01:07:42,129
What was that for?
1251
01:07:42,262 --> 01:07:43,463
Get it together, Leo.
1252
01:07:43,598 --> 01:07:45,265
What are you talking about?
1253
01:07:45,399 --> 01:07:47,434
Tony and Pizzo will gladly
try to commit the robbery.
1254
01:07:47,569 --> 01:07:48,836
What are you talking about?
1255
01:07:48,970 --> 01:07:52,006
What am I talking about,
what am I talking about?
1256
01:07:52,139 --> 01:07:53,140
Damn!
1257
01:07:53,273 --> 01:07:54,542
What was that for?
1258
01:07:54,676 --> 01:07:55,810
Your first kiss
is out of the way!
1259
01:07:55,944 --> 01:07:57,411
What the hell, bro?
1260
01:07:57,545 --> 01:07:59,614
The world's your
Goddamn oyster, go get them!
1261
01:07:59,747 --> 01:08:02,884
Calm seas never made
skilled sailors!
1262
01:08:03,017 --> 01:08:04,184
Are you okay?
1263
01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:05,987
Hey, we gotta get
the hell outta here.
1264
01:08:06,119 --> 01:08:07,555
Is that a balloon
in your pocket,
1265
01:08:07,689 --> 01:08:09,156
or are you just
excited to see us?
1266
01:08:09,289 --> 01:08:10,625
Shit.
1267
01:08:10,758 --> 01:08:12,492
I guess that's what my
headboard feels like.
1268
01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:14,161
There's no time to explain,
1269
01:08:14,294 --> 01:08:17,264
I honestly ran in here for a
reason, Wrecking Crew's here.
1270
01:08:24,072 --> 01:08:25,940
-Oh.
-Who is that?
1271
01:08:26,074 --> 01:08:28,108
You,
1272
01:08:28,241 --> 01:08:31,211
get your ass out here now.
1273
01:08:31,345 --> 01:08:32,479
Light, light.
1274
01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:40,120
One's not enough
for this guy, huh?
1275
01:08:40,253 --> 01:08:42,557
Well, he's going for
everything I got,
1276
01:08:42,690 --> 01:08:44,391
he's making me
look like a bitch!
1277
01:08:44,525 --> 01:08:46,126
What are we gonna do, Vince?
1278
01:08:46,259 --> 01:08:48,596
Tony's not gonna let us in, I
gotta get my dad's car back,
1279
01:08:48,730 --> 01:08:50,665
-I can't be out all night.
-Ssh!
1280
01:08:51,933 --> 01:08:54,234
If that fucking rat won't
come out of his hole,
1281
01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:56,571
then we're gonna smoke him out.
1282
01:08:56,704 --> 01:08:59,473
Chubbs, give me my phone.
1283
01:08:59,607 --> 01:09:02,844
The rest of you get in the
bushes around the house,
1284
01:09:02,977 --> 01:09:04,411
wait for my signal.
1285
01:09:06,581 --> 01:09:08,549
911 Emergency.
1286
01:09:08,683 --> 01:09:10,484
I'm at 1111 Osceola Street,
1287
01:09:10,618 --> 01:09:13,521
there's a party and I just
heard gunshots, hurry, please.
1288
01:09:13,655 --> 01:09:15,322
Stay
calm, sir, help is on--
1289
01:09:22,130 --> 01:09:23,196
No.
1290
01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:25,733
Yeah, I'm dead.
1291
01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:29,202
Leo, I'm so sorry I got
you involved in this.
1292
01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,437
-Vince is crazy.
-I found that out.
1293
01:09:30,571 --> 01:09:32,406
Will you guys shut the hell up?
1294
01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:36,309
We outnumber them 100
to one, right, Jack?
1295
01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:39,179
Come on, come on, bro.
1296
01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:40,815
Wake up, wake up.
1297
01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:43,350
Don't black
out right now, man.
1298
01:09:44,752 --> 01:09:46,988
They're en route.
1299
01:09:47,121 --> 01:09:48,623
Jack, what's that?
1300
01:09:48,756 --> 01:09:50,424
He's probably just having
a bad dream or something,
1301
01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:52,060
-he'll be fine.
-Three squad cars,
1302
01:09:52,225 --> 01:09:54,595
eight blocks out, Paddy
wagon not far behind.
1303
01:09:54,729 --> 01:09:56,898
ETA three minutes, maybe less.
1304
01:09:57,665 --> 01:09:59,266
Okay, what the hell was that?
1305
01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:00,768
That's his sixth
sense kicking in.
1306
01:10:00,902 --> 01:10:02,570
Somebody called the cops,
now we really gotta go.
1307
01:10:02,704 --> 01:10:04,172
Come on, man, get
your drunk ass up.
1308
01:10:04,304 --> 01:10:06,641
Hey, hey, hey, it's only a
couple blocks to my house.
1309
01:10:06,774 --> 01:10:08,042
We make it there and we're good.
1310
01:10:08,176 --> 01:10:09,476
In your boot?
1311
01:10:10,343 --> 01:10:11,378
-Yeah, yeah.
-You can make that?
1312
01:10:11,512 --> 01:10:13,213
Yeah, I'll try.
1313
01:10:13,346 --> 01:10:14,749
Get your bitch ass up.
1314
01:10:19,854 --> 01:10:22,523
We stay down here till the
chaos upstairs sorts itself out.
1315
01:10:22,657 --> 01:10:24,792
I'm sure we'll be
able to slip away.
1316
01:10:24,926 --> 01:10:27,862
You know kids go crazy
when they see 12 pull up.
1317
01:10:27,995 --> 01:10:29,362
They've arrived.
1318
01:10:33,433 --> 01:10:36,137
Sean, you sure that we're
gonna be safe down here?
1319
01:10:36,269 --> 01:10:38,005
Open the door, you idiots,
1320
01:10:38,139 --> 01:10:40,307
there's 100 of us here, we
need to get through the back!
1321
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,709
Well shit!
1322
01:10:41,843 --> 01:10:42,810
Open the door!
1323
01:10:44,377 --> 01:10:48,049
Open up, Grecco, 5-0's inside
turning the place over,
1324
01:10:48,182 --> 01:10:49,517
so I know you're fucked!
1325
01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:51,018
What the hell do we do?
1326
01:10:51,152 --> 01:10:53,955
I don't know about y'all,
I'm going out fighting.
1327
01:10:54,088 --> 01:10:57,024
We're gonna need the bull.
Come on, buddy, come on!
1328
01:10:57,158 --> 01:10:58,659
Wake up man, wake up, Jack!
1329
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:02,395
Grecco!
1330
01:11:07,434 --> 01:11:09,070
Go!
1331
01:11:20,413 --> 01:11:21,883
Go!
1332
01:11:28,388 --> 01:11:29,957
-Bitch!
-Wait, hold up!
1333
01:11:32,325 --> 01:11:33,895
-The bull is back, baby.
-Get that bitch!
1334
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,328
Get over here, pussy!
1335
01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:36,429
Uh!
1336
01:11:37,799 --> 01:11:39,399
Let's go, come on, run!
1337
01:11:40,168 --> 01:11:41,602
Go, go, go, go, go!
1338
01:11:43,403 --> 01:11:45,006
Oh, Jesus, fuck!
1339
01:11:45,139 --> 01:11:47,440
Wait, wait, wait, take that off.
1340
01:11:47,575 --> 01:11:48,843
Gimme the boot! Fuck!
1341
01:11:48,976 --> 01:11:50,443
-Upstairs?
-Upstairs, it's the only way.
1342
01:11:50,578 --> 01:11:51,679
A drinking ticket,
way better than an a--
1343
01:11:51,813 --> 01:11:53,881
Okay, just fucking
go, just go!
1344
01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:56,083
Hey, open
the damn door!
1345
01:11:56,217 --> 01:11:57,484
-Shit!
-Pizzo!
1346
01:11:57,618 --> 01:11:58,886
Holy shit, dude!
1347
01:11:59,020 --> 01:12:02,389
This is the craziest
party I've ever been to!
1348
01:12:02,523 --> 01:12:04,457
Leo!
1349
01:12:07,795 --> 01:12:09,630
-Go, go, go!
-Go!
1350
01:12:12,533 --> 01:12:14,702
Don't fucking run
from me, bitch.
1351
01:12:17,705 --> 01:12:19,307
Move it, folks!
1352
01:12:25,613 --> 01:12:26,981
Uh!
1353
01:12:30,585 --> 01:12:32,753
Let's go, let's go.
1354
01:12:34,487 --> 01:12:36,624
Get over
there, get over there!
1355
01:12:36,757 --> 01:12:37,925
Just get over there!
1356
01:12:38,059 --> 01:12:40,261
Taser, taser, taser!
1357
01:12:53,341 --> 01:12:56,310
- Stop right there!
- I'm sober, I'm sober.
1358
01:12:56,443 --> 01:13:00,514
-Come on, come on, come on!
-We got a bogey on the roof.
1359
01:13:00,648 --> 01:13:02,516
Out of the way, out of the way!
1360
01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:03,483
Uh!
1361
01:13:03,618 --> 01:13:05,253
It wasn't me, I'm sorry!
1362
01:13:07,355 --> 01:13:08,723
Go, go, go!
1363
01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:15,363
Stop where
you are, freeze!
1364
01:13:15,495 --> 01:13:16,931
-I gotta think.
-Come on!
1365
01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:19,800
Go through the neighborhood.
Jump over this fence!
1366
01:13:19,934 --> 01:13:22,236
Come on, come on,
hurry up, hurry up!
1367
01:13:22,370 --> 01:13:24,238
Don't let
them get away!
1368
01:13:24,372 --> 01:13:25,840
Leo, help me, help me.
1369
01:13:25,973 --> 01:13:27,241
Come on.
1370
01:13:30,011 --> 01:13:31,444
They're coming!
1371
01:13:37,551 --> 01:13:39,153
Uh!
1372
01:13:45,126 --> 01:13:47,895
-It's a fucking 4-foot pool!
-I know.
1373
01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:50,164
Ah!
1374
01:13:50,298 --> 01:13:51,599
What the fuck!?
1375
01:13:57,071 --> 01:13:59,173
That's right, that's,
that's, uh...
1376
01:13:59,307 --> 01:14:01,776
Hey, guys, if we go
this way to Ryan's,
1377
01:14:01,909 --> 01:14:03,511
then I think that we're
gonna go in the stupidest--
1378
01:14:06,147 --> 01:14:07,214
-Guys!
-Jack!
1379
01:14:09,717 --> 01:14:11,152
Get you up, you're
okay, you're okay.
1380
01:14:11,285 --> 01:14:13,254
All right, 911,
let's go, hospital.
1381
01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:14,487
-No, no!
-Hospital.
1382
01:14:14,622 --> 01:14:16,958
Leo?
1383
01:14:17,091 --> 01:14:20,161
Abandon ship, abandon ship.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1384
01:14:24,065 --> 01:14:25,333
Let's go,
1385
01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:27,435
let's go, let's go!
1386
01:14:39,180 --> 01:14:40,081
Wait, Riggs.
1387
01:14:40,214 --> 01:14:43,384
Wow, I heard of
a surprise party,
1388
01:14:43,517 --> 01:14:45,987
but this is a whole
different level.
1389
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:46,988
Nice work, Nozak.
1390
01:14:48,689 --> 01:14:50,057
What the hell's
going on here, Lukey?
1391
01:14:50,191 --> 01:14:53,060
Mr. Riggs, my savior, oh,
can you please help us?
1392
01:14:54,261 --> 01:14:55,329
I said don't run.
1393
01:14:55,463 --> 01:14:56,630
Wrecking Crew!
1394
01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:00,935
Riggs, go, go!
1395
01:15:01,902 --> 01:15:02,870
We'll fuck you up!
1396
01:15:03,004 --> 01:15:04,538
Kick him in the fucking face!
1397
01:15:06,407 --> 01:15:08,175
Come on, man, let's get
your drunk ass home.
1398
01:15:08,309 --> 01:15:09,944
Come on, guys, come
on, come on, come on.
1399
01:15:10,077 --> 01:15:12,613
My house is only a
couple of blocks away.
1400
01:15:20,354 --> 01:15:21,088
Bitch!
1401
01:15:21,222 --> 01:15:22,690
Hey, come on.
1402
01:15:22,823 --> 01:15:27,028
We gotta go!
1403
01:15:27,161 --> 01:15:28,529
-This is my house right here.
-Okay.
1404
01:15:28,662 --> 01:15:31,198
-We, we should go in now.
-Yeah.
1405
01:15:31,332 --> 01:15:32,233
Wait, Ryan.
1406
01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:36,804
Vince, he's probably
going to expect us here
1407
01:15:36,937 --> 01:15:38,706
and he's coming for
me, not you, all right,
1408
01:15:38,839 --> 01:15:41,742
so you should wait here
with Caitlyn, okay?
1409
01:15:41,876 --> 01:15:43,377
-Leo, I don't--
-No, it's, it will be fine.
1410
01:15:43,512 --> 01:15:44,912
Okay, just trust me on this.
1411
01:15:45,046 --> 01:15:46,647
Yeah, you're
slowing us down
1412
01:15:46,781 --> 01:15:48,783
with that busted
ass wheel you got.
1413
01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:50,985
Yeah, he's got a point.
1414
01:15:51,118 --> 01:15:52,653
Look, we'll just go
up to the school,
1415
01:15:52,787 --> 01:15:54,155
that's like right up
the block, all right,
1416
01:15:54,288 --> 01:15:56,824
we'll lay low there, I
promise, we'll be fine.
1417
01:15:56,957 --> 01:15:59,660
It'll be fine, all right,
just, just stay here.
1418
01:16:20,581 --> 01:16:22,049
Yeah.
1419
01:16:22,183 --> 01:16:23,184
Yeah.
1420
01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:24,685
See you around.
1421
01:16:47,808 --> 01:16:50,077
What? We might die
tonight, all right?
1422
01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:53,948
That's my boy, that's
my fucking boy.
1423
01:16:54,081 --> 01:16:55,316
I love how the guy
with a girlfriend
1424
01:16:55,449 --> 01:16:57,118
got me least amount of
action tonight.
1425
01:16:57,251 --> 01:16:58,319
Jack, are you sure you don't
need to go to hospital?
1426
01:16:58,452 --> 01:16:59,253
Uh!
1427
01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:02,790
Uh, uh, uh!
1428
01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:07,094
You know something, Grecco?
1429
01:17:07,228 --> 01:17:07,761
You did this.
1430
01:17:09,531 --> 01:17:10,631
This is all on you.
1431
01:17:10,764 --> 01:17:12,066
Uh!
1432
01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:13,801
Get the fuck on your knees!
1433
01:17:15,669 --> 01:17:17,738
Take a look at your buddies.
1434
01:17:19,608 --> 01:17:21,175
I said look at them.
1435
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:26,780
Fuck you, Vince!
1436
01:17:26,914 --> 01:17:27,882
Uh!
1437
01:17:28,015 --> 01:17:29,650
Shut up, you fat bitch!
1438
01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:33,387
Uh!
1439
01:17:33,522 --> 01:17:34,388
Yo, chill, man!
1440
01:17:34,523 --> 01:17:35,222
Uh!
1441
01:17:35,356 --> 01:17:36,657
Shut the fuck up.
1442
01:17:37,526 --> 01:17:39,093
You know, Vince.
1443
01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:44,832
One day you're
gonna be a gentleman
1444
01:17:44,965 --> 01:17:47,401
and you won't be so alone.
1445
01:17:47,536 --> 01:17:48,869
Uh!
1446
01:17:49,003 --> 01:17:50,771
I am a gentleman, Grecco.
1447
01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:54,108
I'm quite offended that
you don't think so.
1448
01:17:54,241 --> 01:17:57,478
This is about you
having a sick crush,
1449
01:17:57,612 --> 01:18:00,848
a fucking perverted fetish.
1450
01:18:00,981 --> 01:18:02,883
Vince, Vince,
Vince, Vince, Vince,
1451
01:18:03,017 --> 01:18:04,985
I didn't even know you
were dating Ryan, okay?
1452
01:18:05,119 --> 01:18:07,121
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1453
01:18:07,254 --> 01:18:10,157
Ryan? That prude was just
the icing on the cake.
1454
01:18:11,091 --> 01:18:13,060
This is so much
bigger than her.
1455
01:18:21,769 --> 01:18:22,970
Uh!
1456
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:28,075
Whoo!
1457
01:18:28,209 --> 01:18:31,580
We got a merger
on our hands, boys
1458
01:18:31,712 --> 01:18:33,347
and this is just a taste.
1459
01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:37,586
With all my heart, I promise,
starting from the day we merge
1460
01:18:37,718 --> 01:18:39,486
until the day we graduate, I,
1461
01:18:39,621 --> 01:18:40,888
Uh!
1462
01:18:41,021 --> 01:18:43,023
Will put you through
a whirlwind of hell,
1463
01:18:43,157 --> 01:18:47,394
every fucking day.
1464
01:18:47,529 --> 01:18:49,029
You hear that, Grecco?
1465
01:18:50,164 --> 01:18:53,133
I'm gonna find you when
you're all alone one night,
1466
01:18:53,267 --> 01:18:55,769
you remember that,
you fucking rat.
1467
01:18:57,338 --> 01:19:00,074
Evan, what did Grecco
call himself again?
1468
01:19:00,207 --> 01:19:01,108
Stallion.
1469
01:19:07,781 --> 01:19:08,650
Please, please, please.
1470
01:19:08,782 --> 01:19:09,883
Uh!
1471
01:19:10,017 --> 01:19:12,419
Come on, stallion.
1472
01:19:12,554 --> 01:19:14,188
Uh!
1473
01:19:14,321 --> 01:19:17,391
Every fucking day!
1474
01:19:19,426 --> 01:19:22,329
I'd lower that
fist of yours, boy.
1475
01:19:24,365 --> 01:19:25,499
My dad's PD.
1476
01:19:26,834 --> 01:19:28,637
You're screwed, old man.
1477
01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:30,070
Yeah?
1478
01:19:30,204 --> 01:19:32,806
So's every other guy
in this neighborhood,
1479
01:19:32,940 --> 01:19:34,775
join the club, son.
1480
01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:37,978
Let me guess, his
daddy's a fireman?
1481
01:19:38,112 --> 01:19:40,180
I'll give you three
seconds to walk away
1482
01:19:40,314 --> 01:19:42,517
or you're gonna be on the
ground next to stallion here,
1483
01:19:42,651 --> 01:19:44,351
you old son of a bitch.
1484
01:19:45,953 --> 01:19:47,021
One,
1485
01:19:47,722 --> 01:19:48,657
two.
1486
01:19:48,789 --> 01:19:50,224
Uh!
1487
01:19:51,593 --> 01:19:52,426
Uh!
1488
01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:01,001
I got eyes on the suspects.
1489
01:20:01,135 --> 01:20:04,972
Dead end alley, on
the south side.
1490
01:20:05,105 --> 01:20:06,907
Osceola Avenue.
1491
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:08,510
10-4.
1492
01:20:08,643 --> 01:20:10,277
Wait, who is this?
1493
01:20:28,162 --> 01:20:31,265
You got a 30 second
head start, go.
1494
01:20:32,366 --> 01:20:33,133
Why?
1495
01:20:33,267 --> 01:20:34,935
'Cause you kids look pathetic.
1496
01:20:35,069 --> 01:20:38,339
I'd say we're even for
last night's prank, huh?
1497
01:20:38,472 --> 01:20:41,875
Besides, these punks have been
making it personal for years,
1498
01:20:42,009 --> 01:20:43,712
so you boys are in luck tonight,
1499
01:20:43,844 --> 01:20:47,881
'cause the enemy of my enemy
1500
01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:49,617
is my friend.
1501
01:21:34,294 --> 01:21:36,230
I'm getting expelled
come Monday, boys,
1502
01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:39,667
so letting me drink alone
just isn't an option.
1503
01:21:49,744 --> 01:21:51,412
It'll be all right, Jackie.
1504
01:21:53,046 --> 01:21:55,315
OLC couldn't
handle you anyways.
1505
01:21:56,383 --> 01:21:57,685
And besides, I need
you to introduce me
1506
01:21:57,819 --> 01:22:00,688
to the new girls at
your new school, man.
1507
01:22:00,822 --> 01:22:02,690
Since I'm a single man now.
1508
01:22:03,725 --> 01:22:05,092
Chin up, bud.
1509
01:22:05,292 --> 01:22:06,628
I'm sure you and Jess will be
back together in a week,
1510
01:22:06,761 --> 01:22:08,563
when this all blows over,
1511
01:22:08,696 --> 01:22:11,599
and the dust settles
from my funeral.
1512
01:22:11,733 --> 01:22:15,002
Keep in mind, this is
just your first expulsion.
1513
01:22:15,135 --> 01:22:16,704
When all this is said and done,
1514
01:22:16,838 --> 01:22:19,440
like I'm sure there's bound
to be a couple more of them.
1515
01:22:19,574 --> 01:22:22,242
Man, at least your fate's
sealed.
1516
01:22:22,376 --> 01:22:26,313
I have no clue what I'm
gonna do about Jess.
1517
01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:30,852
Well, to be completely
real with you, bro,
1518
01:22:31,886 --> 01:22:34,488
I think she's a bitch,
constantly negs you
1519
01:22:34,622 --> 01:22:36,390
and fat shames me
at every chance.
1520
01:22:36,524 --> 01:22:38,526
I think you should
never talk to her again.
1521
01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:41,729
I think she's kind
of turned you into a simp.
1522
01:22:44,264 --> 01:22:47,134
My first girlfriend,
my first kiss.
1523
01:22:50,538 --> 01:22:52,640
I feel like, like I should
wanna be with her, right?
1524
01:22:52,774 --> 01:22:55,543
I feel like I should wanna
lose my virginity to her.
1525
01:22:55,677 --> 01:22:57,044
Okay, Sean,
1526
01:22:57,177 --> 01:23:00,047
the first one should always
be 100% certain though, okay?
1527
01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:01,415
Sounds like you're not.
1528
01:23:01,549 --> 01:23:03,250
I doubt you're gonna
look back and say,
1529
01:23:03,383 --> 01:23:05,118
"I wish I hadn't
spent so much time
1530
01:23:05,252 --> 01:23:06,754
fucking around with
my best friends
1531
01:23:06,888 --> 01:23:09,891
and dedicated more time to
my high school girlfriend."
1532
01:23:10,023 --> 01:23:12,159
Hm, amen.
1533
01:23:12,292 --> 01:23:14,596
I don't know if it's
the alcohol talking
1534
01:23:15,730 --> 01:23:19,099
or the blood loss, but
you're making a lot of sense.
1535
01:23:22,369 --> 01:23:24,304
Guys, I know you think I'm nuts,
1536
01:23:24,438 --> 01:23:27,040
but I'm gonna tell Ms.
Kerpial how I feel.
1537
01:23:27,174 --> 01:23:28,843
I say tell Ms.
Kerpial everything
1538
01:23:28,977 --> 01:23:30,745
and best case scenario,
1539
01:23:30,879 --> 01:23:33,013
you and me enroll in
a new school together,
1540
01:23:33,146 --> 01:23:36,416
when you get tossed for trying
to bang a fucking teacher.
1541
01:23:36,551 --> 01:23:38,185
I mean, that wouldn't happen
1542
01:23:38,318 --> 01:23:40,588
till the third or fourth
date, but you know.
1543
01:23:40,722 --> 01:23:41,723
Be one 100 with me,
1544
01:23:44,157 --> 01:23:45,627
why not Ryan?
1545
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:50,264
It's this teacher, man,
she's ruined me completely.
1546
01:23:50,965 --> 01:23:52,366
I put her on this pedestal
1547
01:23:54,434 --> 01:23:55,737
and it's just like,
1548
01:23:57,404 --> 01:24:00,508
I know it sounds stupid, I know,
1549
01:24:01,441 --> 01:24:04,779
'cause Ryan is clearly
a great girl, clearly,
1550
01:24:05,914 --> 01:24:07,214
but I just haven't seen
1551
01:24:07,347 --> 01:24:09,951
any of these high
school girls that way.
1552
01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:11,653
Now how is she Ms. Kerpial?
1553
01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:16,758
I just wish I could go back
and do things differently.
1554
01:24:16,891 --> 01:24:18,626
I don't even wanna go home.
1555
01:24:19,527 --> 01:24:21,295
I just know everything's
gonna be different
1556
01:24:21,428 --> 01:24:23,263
in the morning, you know?
1557
01:24:25,767 --> 01:24:26,634
Yeah, man.
1558
01:24:27,802 --> 01:24:29,904
I'm sorry I brought the
wrath of the Wrecking Crew
1559
01:24:30,038 --> 01:24:31,573
on us last night.
1560
01:24:31,706 --> 01:24:33,641
Thank you guys for being there.
1561
01:24:34,642 --> 01:24:35,743
What?
1562
01:24:35,877 --> 01:24:37,045
I didn't wanna face
those guys by myself.
1563
01:24:37,177 --> 01:24:40,782
Don't even bring that up.
1564
01:24:40,915 --> 01:24:44,819
You know we always
gonna have your back.
1565
01:24:44,953 --> 01:24:46,054
I love you, bro.
1566
01:24:46,186 --> 01:24:48,155
Love you guys.
1567
01:24:48,288 --> 01:24:49,122
Let's go.
1568
01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:13,380
Jesus Christ.
1569
01:25:13,514 --> 01:25:15,482
What the hell, Coach?
1570
01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:16,884
You been there the whole time?
1571
01:25:17,819 --> 01:25:19,654
I know I just spent the
last few years saying
1572
01:25:19,787 --> 01:25:22,255
you're all a bunch of
soft-serve pansies,
1573
01:25:23,190 --> 01:25:25,860
but I just sat here and
listened to the whole damn thing
1574
01:25:25,994 --> 01:25:28,462
and not once did you
discuss running away.
1575
01:25:28,596 --> 01:25:32,033
Don't get me wrong,
you're completely fucked,
1576
01:25:32,165 --> 01:25:35,536
but you're ready to deal
with your problems head on.
1577
01:25:36,604 --> 01:25:40,708
That takes balls and
character. Proud of you men.
1578
01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:43,310
But what the hell do I know?
1579
01:25:43,443 --> 01:25:45,113
My wife and kid just
changed the locks
1580
01:25:45,245 --> 01:25:48,516
and I fought off a raccoon
for a half a cheeseburger.
1581
01:25:50,752 --> 01:25:51,686
Scram, all right.
1582
01:25:51,819 --> 01:25:53,788
You're depressing
the shit outta me.
1583
01:26:05,298 --> 01:26:07,334
See you guys Monday?
1584
01:26:08,102 --> 01:26:09,704
See you Monday, bro.
1585
01:26:11,371 --> 01:26:12,807
See you Monday, man.
1586
01:26:54,247 --> 01:26:57,719
So do you have
anything to say for yourself?
1587
01:27:00,287 --> 01:27:01,923
Jesus, what the hell
happened to you?
1588
01:27:02,056 --> 01:27:06,027
What do you think happened?
I got jumped by like 50 guys.
1589
01:27:07,161 --> 01:27:09,897
And who told you that
was gonna happen, huh?
1590
01:27:11,231 --> 01:27:13,233
Do you know how
frustrating it is
1591
01:27:13,366 --> 01:27:14,736
to see the person
that you care about
1592
01:27:14,869 --> 01:27:17,071
throw themselves in harm's
way again and again?
1593
01:27:17,205 --> 01:27:18,706
But I didn't have a choice.
1594
01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:22,009
But you did, you
did have a choice
1595
01:27:22,143 --> 01:27:23,644
and it's me or them.
1596
01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:27,515
I have been feeling
a bit selfish,
1597
01:27:27,648 --> 01:27:29,784
but I feel like we both have.
1598
01:27:29,917 --> 01:27:31,719
We both know exactly
what we want,
1599
01:27:31,853 --> 01:27:33,888
but we don't want
the same thing.
1600
01:27:34,922 --> 01:27:37,692
I don't know if I
can keep doing this.
1601
01:27:37,825 --> 01:27:40,061
And I feel like we
shouldn't force each other
1602
01:27:40,194 --> 01:27:41,562
on certain things.
1603
01:27:42,663 --> 01:27:44,799
We're just in high school.
1604
01:27:44,932 --> 01:27:47,568
I'm sorry, how are we
both being selfish?
1605
01:27:47,702 --> 01:27:50,171
What have I done to be selfish?
1606
01:27:50,303 --> 01:27:52,540
Ask you to make time for me?
1607
01:27:52,673 --> 01:27:56,244
Worry about you, warn
you about a new school?
1608
01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:58,411
God, make sweaters
for us, love you?
1609
01:27:59,312 --> 01:28:00,347
I love you, Jess.
1610
01:28:03,217 --> 01:28:05,987
I'm the one who texted you
that we needed to talk!
1611
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:09,389
I'm the one that was left
alone in the car, embarrassed!
1612
01:28:09,524 --> 01:28:11,125
I'm the one out of your league
1613
01:28:11,259 --> 01:28:13,694
and after everything that
I've been through for you,
1614
01:28:13,828 --> 01:28:16,631
you have the audacity
to break up with me.
1615
01:28:16,764 --> 01:28:18,298
Take that pathetic breakup
1616
01:28:18,431 --> 01:28:20,802
and shove it up your
own ass, you prude.
1617
01:28:24,739 --> 01:28:26,473
Sorry it had to end like this.
1618
01:28:26,607 --> 01:28:28,576
Have fun with that merger,
1619
01:28:28,709 --> 01:28:30,711
I'm sure the endless amount
of beatings you're gonna get
1620
01:28:30,845 --> 01:28:32,312
will only be a
fraction of what you--
1621
01:28:36,584 --> 01:28:38,986
Got it, mutual breakup.
1622
01:28:48,029 --> 01:28:52,533
I gotta say, you always
seem to surprise me, Nozak.
1623
01:28:52,834 --> 01:28:54,969
I mean, I knew this day
would eventually come,
1624
01:28:55,102 --> 01:28:57,705
I'll be honest, but even
I gave you enough credit
1625
01:28:57,839 --> 01:29:00,007
not to think it would
be three whole damn days
1626
01:29:00,141 --> 01:29:01,542
since I last saw you.
1627
01:29:01,676 --> 01:29:03,044
Do you know how many phone
calls I got about you
1628
01:29:03,177 --> 01:29:04,712
over the weekend alone?
1629
01:29:04,846 --> 01:29:07,148
I have got an entire group
of boys ready to roll on you.
1630
01:29:07,281 --> 01:29:10,718
It's pretty sad you're so
willing to listen to rumors.
1631
01:29:10,852 --> 01:29:12,053
Rumors?
1632
01:29:12,186 --> 01:29:13,788
I'm an innocent man, and I
look forward to my chance
1633
01:29:13,921 --> 01:29:15,723
to meet with the school board.
1634
01:29:21,162 --> 01:29:24,232
You're not meeting with
the school board, son.
1635
01:29:25,365 --> 01:29:29,502
No, Nozak, man, I gotta
give it to you, I really do.
1636
01:29:30,271 --> 01:29:33,507
I like it though, you're
fighting to the very end.
1637
01:29:33,641 --> 01:29:37,078
It's admirable, but it's
not gonna work this time.
1638
01:29:38,145 --> 01:29:39,379
You know how hard it is
1639
01:29:39,513 --> 01:29:41,816
to get someone expelled
from this school?
1640
01:29:41,949 --> 01:29:44,552
But you keep outdoing yourself.
1641
01:29:45,385 --> 01:29:47,054
You really do.
1642
01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:52,593
See, OLC isn't gonna do anything
to jeopardize this merger
1643
01:29:53,327 --> 01:29:56,297
and you, you are
a problem child.
1644
01:29:56,429 --> 01:30:00,167
You managed to get into not
only one, but two fights
1645
01:30:00,301 --> 01:30:02,402
with St. Matt's the
week before the merger!
1646
01:30:02,536 --> 01:30:06,974
I mean, even for you, that
is impressively stupid, oh!
1647
01:30:07,108 --> 01:30:09,110
But hey, what do I know?
1648
01:30:09,243 --> 01:30:12,713
We're talking about Mr. Nozak.
1649
01:30:14,081 --> 01:30:17,450
So, what else you got
for me, Nozak, huh?
1650
01:30:17,585 --> 01:30:18,819
'Cause it's over for you.
1651
01:30:23,024 --> 01:30:25,593
Dean Whitman, are
you in charge here?
1652
01:30:25,726 --> 01:30:27,728
I am, but I-I haven't
called anyone,
1653
01:30:27,862 --> 01:30:30,965
there's no need for
criminal charges yet.
1654
01:30:31,098 --> 01:30:32,400
A parent called us, sir,
1655
01:30:32,533 --> 01:30:34,101
I'm afraid we've got a pretty
serious situation here.
1656
01:30:34,235 --> 01:30:36,804
I need you to drop
everything, come with us.
1657
01:30:36,938 --> 01:30:38,205
Damn, Nozak,
1658
01:30:38,339 --> 01:30:39,941
what the hell did you do now?
1659
01:30:41,142 --> 01:30:43,311
This is in regard
to a teacher, sir,
1660
01:30:43,443 --> 01:30:46,380
I need you to take us to
their classroom immediately.
1661
01:30:46,514 --> 01:30:49,350
There's been some accusations.
1662
01:30:56,357 --> 01:30:59,492
Stay right here,
son, don't move.
1663
01:30:59,627 --> 01:31:01,595
Let's go, gentlemen.
1664
01:31:17,845 --> 01:31:18,913
Leonardo, it's Monday,
1665
01:31:19,046 --> 01:31:20,448
you know we don't
have tutoring.
1666
01:31:20,581 --> 01:31:22,116
Yeah, yeah, I know.
1667
01:31:24,719 --> 01:31:27,021
Oh, my God, Leo,
what happened?
1668
01:31:27,922 --> 01:31:29,390
I'm fine, this is nothing.
1669
01:31:29,523 --> 01:31:32,560
That's definitely not
nothing. Do your parents know?
1670
01:31:32,693 --> 01:31:34,261
Do we need to go to someone?
1671
01:31:34,395 --> 01:31:36,664
No, actually, there is no one
else that I need to talk to
1672
01:31:36,797 --> 01:31:38,532
more than you right now.
1673
01:31:38,666 --> 01:31:39,900
Okay.
1674
01:31:40,034 --> 01:31:41,268
What's going on?
1675
01:31:41,402 --> 01:31:44,105
You know, you can tell me
anything, you can trust me.
1676
01:31:44,972 --> 01:31:45,973
Okay.
1677
01:31:46,874 --> 01:31:49,343
That being said then,
here goes nothing.
1678
01:31:51,345 --> 01:31:55,616
I just feel like an idiot, um,
1679
01:31:56,617 --> 01:31:58,319
this place can be
so hard sometimes
1680
01:31:58,452 --> 01:32:02,556
and guys can really get
in your head.
1681
01:32:02,690 --> 01:32:04,825
What I'm trying to say is um,
1682
01:32:06,427 --> 01:32:08,629
I can feel like this
thunderstorm inside of me
1683
01:32:08,763 --> 01:32:09,930
like whenever I see you.
1684
01:32:10,064 --> 01:32:11,899
Leonardo, what are
you trying to say?
1685
01:32:12,033 --> 01:32:15,136
What I'm trying to say is
that I'm head over heels,
1686
01:32:15,269 --> 01:32:16,303
moonstruck for you.
1687
01:32:18,539 --> 01:32:19,607
Don't.
1688
01:32:20,474 --> 01:32:22,043
I just had to tell you.
1689
01:32:23,244 --> 01:32:24,879
I'll transfer to
Spanish and I, you know,
1690
01:32:25,012 --> 01:32:27,014
you can tell the school
board if you have to,
1691
01:32:27,148 --> 01:32:30,918
but um, I can't
keep torturing myself.
1692
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:36,757
So um, I guess this
is goodbye, all right.
1693
01:32:38,926 --> 01:32:42,563
Leonardo.
1694
01:32:44,331 --> 01:32:45,199
Yeah.
1695
01:32:56,710 --> 01:33:01,582
You can't say
things like that out loud.
1696
01:33:05,319 --> 01:33:07,054
Emily Kerpial,
you're under arrest
1697
01:33:07,188 --> 01:33:09,490
for engaging in sexual
activity with a minor.
1698
01:33:09,623 --> 01:33:12,393
No, no, no, I, okay, I-I
came in here, she's innocent,
1699
01:33:12,527 --> 01:33:14,895
-I just walked in.
-Are you Vince Morelli?
1700
01:33:19,066 --> 01:33:20,000
No.
1701
01:33:20,134 --> 01:33:21,635
Well, this doesn't
concern you, son.
1702
01:33:21,769 --> 01:33:24,271
Please put your hands
behind your back, ma'am.
1703
01:33:24,972 --> 01:33:26,474
Vince, are you kidding me?
1704
01:33:27,608 --> 01:33:30,077
No, you gotta be kidding,
you're handcuffing a teacher?
1705
01:33:30,211 --> 01:33:31,745
-No, are you serious?
-Control your student.
1706
01:33:31,879 --> 01:33:33,114
You're gonna let this
happen in your school?
1707
01:33:33,247 --> 01:33:34,882
-Just get outta here.
-Let's go.
1708
01:33:37,318 --> 01:33:39,487
Wait, Ms. Kerpial.
1709
01:34:12,587 --> 01:34:13,687
Wait, Ms. Kerpial!
1710
01:34:13,821 --> 01:34:15,389
Holy shit, what's going on?
1711
01:34:15,524 --> 01:34:18,092
It turns out Kerpial's been
sleeping with Vince all year.
1712
01:34:18,225 --> 01:34:20,861
I guess he turned her in
to reduce his sentence.
1713
01:34:20,995 --> 01:34:23,030
Now he's being shipped
cross country to juvie?
1714
01:34:23,164 --> 01:34:24,533
-No, she wouldn't do that.
-Why would she do that?
1715
01:34:29,737 --> 01:34:30,804
Signora!
1716
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:32,740
Signora!
1717
01:35:23,824 --> 01:35:26,126
Did I ever have a chance?
1718
01:35:46,046 --> 01:35:47,748
What the hell's going on?
1719
01:35:47,881 --> 01:35:49,883
Kerpial's been
hooking up with Vince.
1720
01:35:50,017 --> 01:35:51,752
He ratted her out.
1721
01:35:53,622 --> 01:35:55,256
So wait, wait, so you're saying
1722
01:35:55,389 --> 01:35:57,391
Leo actually had
a chance with her?
1723
01:35:58,727 --> 01:36:00,060
Poor kid.
1724
01:36:00,194 --> 01:36:02,029
Let's go, guys, let's go,
let's go, inside, inside.
1725
01:36:02,162 --> 01:36:04,031
Let's go, gentlemen, move, move.
1726
01:36:06,467 --> 01:36:08,235
Let's go, let's go,
inside, inside, inside.
1727
01:36:08,369 --> 01:36:10,572
I don't know what I'm gonna
tell the school board.
1728
01:36:10,705 --> 01:36:11,872
Huh? I don't know.
1729
01:36:12,006 --> 01:36:13,907
No, I understand,
yeah, all right.
1730
01:36:14,041 --> 01:36:15,644
Hey, don't touch me, Nozak.
1731
01:36:15,776 --> 01:36:17,211
What's wrong with you, man?
1732
01:36:17,344 --> 01:36:19,748
Dean Whitman, so what's
this mean for me?
1733
01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:21,616
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
1734
01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:25,152
Open your eyes, are you
blind? Look around you.
1735
01:36:25,286 --> 01:36:27,221
We'll be lucky if this
merger even happens now,
1736
01:36:27,354 --> 01:36:29,490
but for you, it means
Saturday morning JUGs
1737
01:36:29,624 --> 01:36:31,825
until you graduate,
you understand?
1738
01:36:31,959 --> 01:36:35,329
'Cause if you don't, I'll find
another reason to expel you.
1739
01:36:35,462 --> 01:36:36,631
Okay, Nozak?
1740
01:36:36,765 --> 01:36:38,733
Great day to be a Owl, son,
1741
01:36:38,866 --> 01:36:40,167
great day.
1742
01:36:40,301 --> 01:36:42,469
Hey, all right, get
everybody in the back.
1743
01:37:02,456 --> 01:37:03,558
I'm free.
1744
01:37:05,627 --> 01:37:06,493
Me too.
1745
01:37:07,995 --> 01:37:09,029
Me three.
1746
01:37:11,398 --> 01:37:13,535
You know, I'm actually
really excited
1747
01:37:13,668 --> 01:37:15,035
to try things with Ryan,
1748
01:37:15,169 --> 01:37:17,539
I think we really have
a connect--, oh, shoot!
1749
01:37:18,939 --> 01:37:21,710
You're the one
who ran me over on the bike?
1750
01:37:21,842 --> 01:37:23,110
What the fuck, Leo?
1751
01:37:23,243 --> 01:37:24,579
You spent the whole
weekend lying to me
1752
01:37:24,713 --> 01:37:26,480
and then you kissed me in the--
1753
01:37:30,585 --> 01:37:31,485
So...
1754
01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:34,021
Boys weekend?
1755
01:38:26,541 --> 01:38:28,510
Hey, you can
never be too safe
1756
01:38:28,643 --> 01:38:29,910
in these trying times.
1757
01:38:30,043 --> 01:38:33,046
Listen, boys,
we're owls for life.
1758
01:38:33,180 --> 01:38:35,850
Any of these kids from
St. Matt's come here
1759
01:38:35,983 --> 01:38:37,251
and start causing trouble,
1760
01:38:37,384 --> 01:38:39,821
they'll receive a
spanking from yours truly.
1761
01:38:39,953 --> 01:38:41,488
-Whoo!
-Whoo, come on!
1762
01:38:43,924 --> 01:38:45,660
Boys.
1763
01:38:47,194 --> 01:38:49,463
We're Owls for life.
1764
01:39:30,471 --> 01:39:33,207
We're Owls for life.
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