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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,145 Dick: [radio] it's the first day of school 2 00:00:03,146 --> 00:00:04,345 In the capital city, 3 00:00:04,346 --> 00:00:06,382 So keep an eye peeled for the youngsters on the roads. 4 00:00:06,383 --> 00:00:08,951 Adult mark (v.O.): The only way to download a song in 1988 5 00:00:08,952 --> 00:00:10,751 Was to tape it off the radio. 6 00:00:10,788 --> 00:00:13,198 You had to press record at just the right moment 7 00:00:13,257 --> 00:00:16,824 Like indiana jones swapping a bag of sand for a golden statue. 8 00:00:16,825 --> 00:00:19,295 Dick: [radio] here's the beach boys at number one 9 00:00:19,296 --> 00:00:22,130 With "kokomo," on the mighty vocm! 10 00:00:23,967 --> 00:00:27,402 ["kokomo" playing] 11 00:00:27,404 --> 00:00:31,572 ? aruba, jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya ? 12 00:00:31,608 --> 00:00:35,676 ? bermuda, bahama, come on, pretty mama ? 13 00:00:35,712 --> 00:00:39,914 ? key largo, montego, baby, why don't we go? ? 14 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:42,517 ? jamaica, up the florida keys... ? 15 00:00:43,987 --> 00:00:45,353 Mark, honey! 16 00:00:45,355 --> 00:00:46,921 Breakfast! 17 00:00:46,990 --> 00:00:48,590 Oh... 18 00:00:48,659 --> 00:00:50,289 -[muffled singing] -[knocks] 19 00:00:50,294 --> 00:00:52,861 Mark? 20 00:00:52,863 --> 00:00:55,263 Mark...? 21 00:00:55,332 --> 00:00:57,332 [muffled singing continues] 22 00:00:57,334 --> 00:00:58,384 Hm. 23 00:00:59,503 --> 00:01:01,736 ? bodies in the sand... 24 00:01:01,872 --> 00:01:03,538 ["kokomo" playing on radio] 25 00:01:03,673 --> 00:01:05,740 ? tropical drink melting in your hand... ? 26 00:01:05,809 --> 00:01:07,742 Mark's got his door locked. 27 00:01:07,878 --> 00:01:09,810 -Well, the boy needs his privacy. 28 00:01:09,847 --> 00:01:12,747 Besides, if there was any pornography in there, 29 00:01:12,749 --> 00:01:14,282 I think I would have found it. 30 00:01:14,318 --> 00:01:16,351 -I don't want to think about that! 31 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:18,354 -What if he knocks over a candle or something? 32 00:01:18,355 --> 00:01:19,688 He could have a seizure. 33 00:01:19,690 --> 00:01:21,422 Whole house could burn down. 34 00:01:21,423 --> 00:01:23,359 -What are you gonna do with that, stab him? 35 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,228 -I'm gonna pop the lock. -No! 36 00:01:26,363 --> 00:01:27,896 There's a better way. 37 00:01:27,965 --> 00:01:30,431 ["kokomo" playing] 38 00:01:30,432 --> 00:01:32,602 Adult mark (v.O.): Every boy dreams of rock stardom. 39 00:01:32,603 --> 00:01:34,536 - ? and then we'll take it slow ? 40 00:01:34,671 --> 00:01:38,373 ? that's where we wanna go 41 00:01:38,508 --> 00:01:41,343 ? way down in kokomo 42 00:01:41,345 --> 00:01:43,478 [audience cheering] 43 00:01:43,547 --> 00:01:46,047 ? 44 00:01:46,116 --> 00:01:48,650 Adult mark (v.O.): In my dreams, I got the girls. 45 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:52,387 In reality, I was a gangly teen who had to turn up the music 46 00:01:52,522 --> 00:01:56,791 To drown out the cracking sound of his own bones growing. 47 00:01:56,927 --> 00:01:59,895 I could live out my dreams in the privacy of my room... 48 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,063 [loud tapping] 49 00:02:02,065 --> 00:02:04,098 [mary giggling] 50 00:02:04,134 --> 00:02:05,533 -Aah! 51 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:11,007 Adult mark (v.O.): My last year of junior high 52 00:02:11,008 --> 00:02:13,476 Couldn't possibly be more embarrassing than my house. 53 00:02:13,477 --> 00:02:15,745 Dick: [radio] that's the beach boys, on the new... 54 00:02:15,746 --> 00:02:17,880 Adult mark (v.O.): My growth spurt meant new clothes. 55 00:02:17,881 --> 00:02:20,882 New year, new jacket, new me. 56 00:02:23,553 --> 00:02:25,587 My brother had graduated as well... 57 00:02:25,656 --> 00:02:27,956 To the co-host chair on the morning show. 58 00:02:28,025 --> 00:02:30,491 -You're listening to the new vo morning show 59 00:02:30,493 --> 00:02:32,427 With mike and dick. 60 00:02:32,429 --> 00:02:34,829 -That's right! With dick and mike. 61 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:37,899 -One good morning, two great hosts! 62 00:02:37,901 --> 00:02:42,637 -One main host, and one sidekick. 63 00:02:42,673 --> 00:02:45,506 Adult mark (v.O.): But mike was growing too fast for dick. 64 00:02:47,678 --> 00:02:49,444 I could take any seat I wanted, 65 00:02:49,579 --> 00:02:52,580 But there was only one seat worthy of a grade nine. 66 00:02:52,616 --> 00:02:53,981 Fox: Mark! 67 00:02:53,983 --> 00:02:56,083 Over here! 68 00:02:56,119 --> 00:02:59,454 Grade nine means we get the back of the bus now. 69 00:02:59,589 --> 00:03:00,722 [laughs] 70 00:03:02,593 --> 00:03:04,826 -New coat? -Oh, yeah, it's suede. 71 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:06,128 The thinking man's leather. 72 00:03:06,129 --> 00:03:07,395 Picked it out myself. 73 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:09,531 Let's just say my tailor is "tip top." 74 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:12,000 I'm finally big enough to wear a men's small. 75 00:03:12,069 --> 00:03:15,503 I've decided to focus more on my "look" this year. 76 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:18,006 -It's... Different. 77 00:03:18,075 --> 00:03:20,742 -Thanks. 78 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:22,111 Where's your other brother? 79 00:03:22,112 --> 00:03:23,177 -He dropped out. 80 00:03:23,213 --> 00:03:25,347 -He says school is for losers. 81 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:28,616 -Well, he'd know losers. 82 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:30,752 Uh, I mean, good for him. 83 00:03:30,754 --> 00:03:32,014 Best wishes in all things. 84 00:03:32,015 --> 00:03:34,490 Adult mark (v.O.): We were the oldest on the bus. 85 00:03:34,491 --> 00:03:35,958 With no natural predators left, 86 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:39,561 I was the silverback gorilla. 87 00:03:39,696 --> 00:03:40,928 Or so I thought. 88 00:03:40,998 --> 00:03:42,563 -Is that coat your mudder's? 89 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,799 'cause ya looks like an old woman, b'y. 90 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,702 Middle fox: Hey, frig off bullying mark! 91 00:03:46,703 --> 00:03:48,236 He's a grade nine now. 92 00:03:48,237 --> 00:03:50,773 Adult mark (v.O.): Even my old bully respected me now. 93 00:03:50,774 --> 00:03:51,840 Mark: Yeah... 94 00:03:51,975 --> 00:03:53,074 Frig off! 95 00:03:53,209 --> 00:03:55,139 Adult mark (v.O.): Top of the food chain. 96 00:03:55,145 --> 00:03:59,581 -Big mistake. I owns you now. 97 00:03:59,716 --> 00:04:02,684 Critch is my bitch. 98 00:04:02,686 --> 00:04:06,054 ? 99 00:04:06,123 --> 00:04:09,323 ? 100 00:04:09,325 --> 00:04:12,193 -And that's the morning show with dick dunphy. 101 00:04:12,195 --> 00:04:13,728 -And mike critch. 102 00:04:13,863 --> 00:04:17,832 Stick around, the news is up next, with mike critch. 103 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:21,936 [jingle playing] 104 00:04:21,938 --> 00:04:23,605 -I'm gutfounded. 105 00:04:28,845 --> 00:04:30,945 -What's in the can? -Don't know yet. 106 00:04:31,014 --> 00:04:32,647 I buys 'em without the labels. 107 00:04:32,716 --> 00:04:34,615 Eight for a dollar. 108 00:04:34,616 --> 00:04:36,519 Let me give you another piece of advice. 109 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,721 -Well, that one was so good, so, yeah, please. 110 00:04:38,722 --> 00:04:40,856 -We can't have two mike critches on the air. 111 00:04:40,857 --> 00:04:42,190 It confuses people. 112 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:43,624 Jeez, b'y! 113 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,992 It confuses me! 114 00:04:45,062 --> 00:04:47,595 Yes, soup! 115 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:49,230 -Great job, mike! 116 00:04:49,231 --> 00:04:51,767 Two mike critches on the air. You know what they calls that? 117 00:04:51,768 --> 00:04:53,067 A dynasty! 118 00:04:53,136 --> 00:04:55,603 -Shag that. You needs a new name, b'y. 119 00:04:55,639 --> 00:04:58,239 Announcer: [radio] vocm, award-winning news. 120 00:04:58,241 --> 00:04:59,707 -Wolfman jack? 121 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:02,176 Not his real name. 122 00:05:02,311 --> 00:05:04,512 Even I uses a radio name. 123 00:05:04,647 --> 00:05:05,880 -Wait... Wait, wait, wait. 124 00:05:05,882 --> 00:05:08,049 Dick dunphy's not your real name? 125 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:10,184 -Nope. 126 00:05:16,059 --> 00:05:17,859 It's richard. 127 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:21,562 Whoa. 128 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,999 I'm mike critch. 129 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,802 Uh, not the mike critch who was just on. 130 00:05:26,803 --> 00:05:28,969 That's my son, mike critch. 131 00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:31,940 And now, the vocm news with mike critch. 132 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:34,142 Cats! How many is too many? 133 00:05:34,211 --> 00:05:36,878 The spca says 13 is the magic... 134 00:05:36,947 --> 00:05:41,081 ? 135 00:05:41,118 --> 00:05:44,218 ? 136 00:05:44,254 --> 00:05:46,521 Grade nine! Can you believe it? 137 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:48,322 Everyone's afraid of me now. 138 00:05:48,358 --> 00:05:50,124 -Hah! -[kid yelps] 139 00:05:50,127 --> 00:05:51,192 It's awesome! 140 00:05:51,327 --> 00:05:53,094 -Well, well, well. 141 00:05:53,096 --> 00:05:55,730 Look at this sooky little baby. 142 00:05:57,267 --> 00:05:59,266 Uh, I thought you dropped out. 143 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,137 Silver fox: I did. School's for suckers. 144 00:06:01,138 --> 00:06:03,204 -High school was too hard for him. 145 00:06:03,273 --> 00:06:04,705 He was getting picked on. 146 00:06:04,841 --> 00:06:06,073 -Shut up! 147 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,910 I just wouldn't be caught dead hanging around 148 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:09,111 A bunch'a losers, is all. 149 00:06:09,112 --> 00:06:10,679 -So, why are you still here, then? 150 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,813 -I'm not. 151 00:06:11,815 --> 00:06:13,014 You are. 152 00:06:13,015 --> 00:06:14,884 -It's called a "drop out," not a "drop in." 153 00:06:14,885 --> 00:06:16,116 Mr. Chafe: Hey! 154 00:06:16,117 --> 00:06:17,920 What are you doing here on school grounds? 155 00:06:17,921 --> 00:06:19,321 You're not allowed here! Now, go on! 156 00:06:19,322 --> 00:06:21,121 -Losers! 157 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:26,126 Fox: Twins. Cute. 158 00:06:26,127 --> 00:06:27,830 You guys shop at the same salvation army? 159 00:06:27,831 --> 00:06:28,930 -Uh, uh... 160 00:06:28,999 --> 00:06:31,199 [laughter] 161 00:06:33,670 --> 00:06:35,069 I mean... 162 00:06:35,205 --> 00:06:37,071 It makes you look grown up. 163 00:06:37,107 --> 00:06:38,339 But... 164 00:06:38,341 --> 00:06:39,674 Maybe too much? 165 00:06:39,675 --> 00:06:41,143 Mr. Chafe: Ah, it's nice threads! 166 00:06:41,144 --> 00:06:43,077 Sidewalk sale, right? 167 00:06:43,079 --> 00:06:46,014 -Uh, sir, I think this is a young person's coat. 168 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:47,416 You might want to reconsider. 169 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:49,351 I wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself. 170 00:06:49,352 --> 00:06:50,785 -Do you have protection? 171 00:06:50,854 --> 00:06:52,320 -Protection? 172 00:06:52,321 --> 00:06:54,123 As a catholic, we are taught not to- 173 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:56,123 -It might rain later on. 174 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,293 The suede'll be ruined. 175 00:06:57,294 --> 00:06:58,626 -Uh... 176 00:06:58,761 --> 00:07:00,895 Oh, that stinks! 177 00:07:00,896 --> 00:07:02,731 -Well, that's how you know it's working, b'y! 178 00:07:02,732 --> 00:07:05,033 -Yeah, okay- 179 00:07:05,035 --> 00:07:07,769 -Get my back. 180 00:07:07,771 --> 00:07:09,971 -Okay... 181 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,730 Adult mark (v.O.): Scotchgarding 182 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:12,942 The vice principal is not how I expected 183 00:07:12,943 --> 00:07:14,275 To start my senior year. 184 00:07:14,277 --> 00:07:15,327 -Thank you. 185 00:07:15,378 --> 00:07:17,712 Baby fox: Nice coat, mrs.! 186 00:07:17,714 --> 00:07:19,981 [laughter] 187 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:22,617 Adult mark (v.O.): Top of the food chain. 188 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:28,355 Baby fox: Yes, now! Come on with it! 189 00:07:28,391 --> 00:07:30,024 Aaah! 190 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,193 Come back and face me! 191 00:07:32,195 --> 00:07:33,928 I'll cut you! 192 00:07:34,063 --> 00:07:35,997 I owns you! 193 00:07:38,335 --> 00:07:40,935 -Bunch'a losers! 194 00:07:48,111 --> 00:07:51,779 [indistinct chatter] 195 00:07:51,781 --> 00:07:56,083 ? 196 00:07:56,152 --> 00:07:58,085 Grade nines! 197 00:07:58,154 --> 00:08:00,388 Grade nines! 198 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:03,224 Where is your teacher? 199 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:06,827 [loud dragging sound] 200 00:08:09,098 --> 00:08:10,698 Student: What is she doing? 201 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:12,166 -Oh! 202 00:08:12,235 --> 00:08:14,769 -What in god's name are you doing? 203 00:08:14,771 --> 00:08:16,236 -Hello, children. 204 00:08:16,273 --> 00:08:18,973 I am sister perpetua. 205 00:08:19,108 --> 00:08:21,909 I'll be your grade nine homeroom teacher. 206 00:08:21,912 --> 00:08:25,046 I wanted to start the year off in a fun way, 207 00:08:25,115 --> 00:08:29,884 With a visual representation of christ's suffering. 208 00:08:29,953 --> 00:08:34,055 Now, for the full day, I shall carry this cross with me 209 00:08:34,124 --> 00:08:39,260 As a reminder of what our lord went through for your sins. 210 00:08:39,262 --> 00:08:40,928 -She seems fun. 211 00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:45,800 Sister rose: Yes, well. Children, you're in good hands. 212 00:08:45,869 --> 00:08:49,269 Bleeding palms and all. 213 00:08:49,306 --> 00:08:52,206 -Would someone help me with my cross? 214 00:08:54,778 --> 00:08:56,711 [sister perpetua panting] 215 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,746 Thank you, thank you. 216 00:09:00,316 --> 00:09:01,883 Okay, children! 217 00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:03,717 Write these down. 218 00:09:09,525 --> 00:09:13,494 Now... We all have our own cross to bear. 219 00:09:13,495 --> 00:09:15,230 Ritche: How do you spell "bear"? 220 00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:17,999 -What? -Do you mean b-e-e-r? 221 00:09:18,001 --> 00:09:20,835 -No, I think it's b-a-r-e. 222 00:09:20,837 --> 00:09:22,036 -Isn't that naked? 223 00:09:22,171 --> 00:09:23,371 Sister rose: Children! 224 00:09:23,373 --> 00:09:26,974 We don't mention nudity and alcohol in class! 225 00:09:26,977 --> 00:09:29,811 -Unless, sister, we are referring to noah. 226 00:09:29,813 --> 00:09:32,112 "in those days noah became a farmer, 227 00:09:32,148 --> 00:09:33,468 "and he made a vine-garden. 228 00:09:33,469 --> 00:09:36,185 "and he took of the wine of it and was overcome by drink; 229 00:09:36,186 --> 00:09:37,918 "and he was uncovered in his tent... 230 00:09:37,988 --> 00:09:40,388 Both: "and ham, the father of canaan, 231 00:09:40,457 --> 00:09:42,924 "saw his father unclothed, 232 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:46,293 "and gave news of it to his two brothers outside." 233 00:09:46,329 --> 00:09:48,796 Genesis 9:20-23. 234 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,902 Can you read that? 235 00:09:54,904 --> 00:09:57,071 -Yeah. 236 00:09:57,107 --> 00:09:59,073 -Sister? Uh, may I move closer? 237 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,341 I can't see. 238 00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:01,809 -Mr. Critch. 239 00:10:01,878 --> 00:10:03,211 You need glasses. 240 00:10:03,346 --> 00:10:05,213 I'll write a note for your parents. 241 00:10:05,215 --> 00:10:07,481 [stifled laughter] 242 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:10,218 -Glasses. Me? No, no. 243 00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:13,153 Uh, I just think the chalk is just a little soft. 244 00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:16,090 -See? That's your cross to bear. 245 00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:18,960 Glasses. 246 00:10:18,961 --> 00:10:21,397 Adult mark (v.O.): My life flashed before my eyes. 247 00:10:21,398 --> 00:10:23,965 But I couldn't make any of it out. 248 00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:26,234 -This is your all-request nooner. 249 00:10:26,235 --> 00:10:27,636 Coming up, we're getting physical 250 00:10:27,637 --> 00:10:29,437 With olivia newton john, 251 00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:32,873 A lady so nice they named her thrice. 252 00:10:32,909 --> 00:10:34,242 I'm mike... 253 00:10:38,314 --> 00:10:39,413 Campbell. 254 00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:41,249 -[spits] good god! 255 00:10:41,251 --> 00:10:44,051 Mike jr: [radio] and you're listening to 590 vocm. 256 00:10:51,394 --> 00:10:53,264 Optometrist: Now read the next line. 257 00:10:54,964 --> 00:10:57,331 F... 258 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,867 -That's an e. 259 00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:01,269 -C...? 260 00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:04,605 -No... No, that's a b. 261 00:11:04,674 --> 00:11:07,008 -H? -D. 262 00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:10,010 E, b, d, o, t, c. 263 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:11,278 "ebdotc." 264 00:11:11,347 --> 00:11:13,547 -I can't cheat on this test! 265 00:11:15,418 --> 00:11:17,084 Mike sr: These prices are mad! 266 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,220 -Yeah, but you get the second pair free. 267 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,156 -Does it have to be the same prescription? 268 00:11:21,157 --> 00:11:22,290 -He already got glasses! 269 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:24,424 -Hey, my prescription's running out! 270 00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:26,861 -Mark, let's pick out a frame, hm? 271 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:30,097 -Glasses... I only just got cool! 272 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,967 -Oh, imagine how good the tv's gonna look now! 273 00:11:33,102 --> 00:11:34,235 And movies? 274 00:11:34,304 --> 00:11:36,971 It'll be like you're right in there with dark vader 275 00:11:36,973 --> 00:11:38,672 And his life saver. 276 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:41,942 -They're not 3d glasses, mom. 277 00:11:41,978 --> 00:11:43,028 -Okay. 278 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:44,112 How about these? 279 00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:45,613 -Too serial killer. 280 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,447 -Ooh, these? 281 00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:49,650 -Too ghandi. -Okay, goldilocks. 282 00:11:49,652 --> 00:11:51,685 -All the critch men wear glasses. 283 00:11:51,721 --> 00:11:53,120 -Mike doesn't. 284 00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:55,022 -He's not a critch, though, is he? 285 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:56,074 He's a campbell. 286 00:11:56,192 --> 00:11:57,492 -Mike! 287 00:11:57,627 --> 00:12:00,161 Mark, honey, you pick any pair that you like. 288 00:12:00,163 --> 00:12:02,063 Whatever you think suits you. 289 00:12:11,174 --> 00:12:13,207 -Well, maybe not those ones. 290 00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:15,509 They look like they hurt your little nose. 291 00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:17,412 -Can a prescription for the free pair 292 00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:19,148 Be somewhere in the middle of ours? 293 00:12:19,149 --> 00:12:21,349 If we wanted to share the free pair? 294 00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:28,257 Adult mark (v.O.): My first day with glasses. 295 00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:30,188 This was supposed to be the year I went 296 00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:34,095 From ugly duckling to swan. 297 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,297 Time to go from grade nine superman 298 00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:39,900 To grade nine clark kent. 299 00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:43,104 What an eye-opener! 300 00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:44,638 The school was run-down... 301 00:12:44,707 --> 00:12:47,174 The cool kids weren't that good-looking. 302 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:49,577 I had been living a lie! 303 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:56,951 Even the smallest things seemed bigger. 304 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,719 -Look at jam jars over there! 305 00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:00,621 [laughter] 306 00:13:00,756 --> 00:13:03,123 Adult mark (v.O.): I was a grade nine. 307 00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:08,462 Listen to me, you little... 308 00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:10,998 -Picking on a baby, are ya? I'll throw rocks at ya. 309 00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,366 -Ow! 310 00:13:12,402 --> 00:13:15,236 -Coke bottles! -Give it up! Aah! 311 00:13:15,238 --> 00:13:16,971 -Glasses! 312 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,373 He wears them in there, he'll be killed. 313 00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:20,742 Adult mark (v.O.): He was right. 314 00:13:20,743 --> 00:13:22,676 These glasses could cost me an eye. 315 00:13:22,745 --> 00:13:26,380 If I wanted to be cool, I could never wear my glasses again. 316 00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:30,217 [indistinct chatter] 317 00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:34,155 [mark panting] 318 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:37,358 -You okay? -Yeah. 319 00:13:37,427 --> 00:13:39,226 I'm fine. 320 00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:40,679 [breathlessly] yeah, fine. 321 00:13:41,397 --> 00:13:43,364 [inhales] 322 00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:46,067 -Where are your glasses? 323 00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:47,635 -I don't have glasses. 324 00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:51,772 -I thought you got glasses. -Stop saying "glasses"! 325 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,374 -What the frig? 326 00:13:54,777 --> 00:13:56,444 Children? 327 00:13:57,847 --> 00:14:03,183 I was inspired by the cross mark has to bear. 328 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,319 And I wanted to show you 329 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:08,589 What it would be like to be blind for the day. 330 00:14:08,591 --> 00:14:12,692 Now, even as I lose one sense, 331 00:14:12,694 --> 00:14:16,596 My other senses become heightened. 332 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:21,502 In the darkness, can you see the light? 333 00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:23,471 Ritche: Uh, sister? 334 00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:25,772 -Whoever's talking, I can hear you! 335 00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:30,311 -Sister... 336 00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,279 -Uh, I... 337 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:45,125 -"then will the eyes of the blind be opened." 338 00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:48,295 Isaiah 35:5. 339 00:14:48,298 --> 00:14:50,230 Sister perpetua! 340 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,534 Where in god's name are your students? 341 00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,102 -But I heard them! 342 00:14:55,138 --> 00:14:59,173 -One more mistake and I'll nail you to your cross, sister! 343 00:14:59,308 --> 00:15:00,358 Now, go find them. 344 00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:01,842 -Yes, sister. 345 00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:03,711 Sorry, sister. 346 00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:07,382 Sister perpetua: Children? Ready or not... 347 00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:09,083 -And mr. Critch? 348 00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:12,386 Where are your eye-glasses? 349 00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:14,689 -Uh, I... 350 00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:16,656 I don't have glasses, sister. 351 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,862 Adult mark (v.O.): She didn't need glasses 352 00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:23,263 To see I was up to something. 353 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,135 And why is that, mr. Critch? 354 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,538 Adult mark (v.O.): Maybe I should just tell her the truth. 355 00:15:30,539 --> 00:15:32,374 Maybe sister rose would understand. 356 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:35,209 Oh, who was I kidding? 357 00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:38,813 -Dad- dad said, um, that... 358 00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:42,349 We couldn't afford them. 359 00:15:42,385 --> 00:15:45,352 Adult mark (v.O.): What the hell was I saying? 360 00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:47,487 -Very well. 361 00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:51,292 If sister perpetua cannot ensure you have what you need, 362 00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:53,828 I shall do so myself. 363 00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:56,730 [ominous music] 364 00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:58,633 Adult mark (v.O.): I didn't need glasses to see 365 00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,768 That something bad was about to happen. 366 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:08,810 Adult mark (v.O.): At home, I loved my glasses. 367 00:16:08,811 --> 00:16:10,681 -I always thought we had a crappy tv, 368 00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:13,314 But the reception's actually quite good! 369 00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,482 -Hey, buddy holly, right? 370 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:21,322 Hey, dad. 371 00:16:21,457 --> 00:16:22,823 Guess what? 372 00:16:22,859 --> 00:16:24,725 I took a radio name. 373 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,428 I'm mike campbell now. 374 00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:29,496 -Are you that embarrassed of me? 375 00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:31,299 Adult mark (v.O.): At least with my glasses, 376 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,200 I'd have a clear view of the show. 377 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,603 -Your father's a bit upset. 378 00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:36,437 -Turned his back on his family. 379 00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:37,871 He's insulted his father. 380 00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:39,940 -When's supper? -Oh, will you shut it? 381 00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:42,476 Mark: Pop, mike changed his name, to "campbell." 382 00:16:42,512 --> 00:16:45,846 -Oh. Was mike "boy-ar-dee" taken? 383 00:16:45,981 --> 00:16:48,916 Mike sr: What kind of person gives up their surname, hm? 384 00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:50,918 -Well, I gave up mine to marry you. 385 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,419 -That's different! 386 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,356 -Everybody thinks I've got a free pass 387 00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:56,323 Just 'cause of who my old man is! 388 00:16:56,324 --> 00:16:59,294 -Well, I'm sorry for giving you an opportunity I never had! 389 00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,729 -What's that supposed to mean? 390 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:02,896 -Dad, I gotta be me. 391 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:05,799 -And who the hell is that? -I don't know, okay? 392 00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:09,870 But I'm not gonna find out if I keep living in your shadow! 393 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,873 I just need to know if I'm any good on my own. 394 00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:15,909 -Oh, don't be so foolish. You're the best I've ever seen! 395 00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:20,047 ? 396 00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:22,516 ? 397 00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:24,417 Pop: Oh, jesus. 398 00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:27,888 I think I'll change my name. 399 00:17:28,023 --> 00:17:30,391 -Oh, mike. 400 00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:31,725 And mike. 401 00:17:31,727 --> 00:17:33,460 My mikes! 402 00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:34,513 [knock at door] 403 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,896 Who the frig's at the door? 404 00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:37,665 Mark! Get that, hm? 405 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,233 -Yeah. 406 00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:41,001 [ominous music] 407 00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,670 Oh! 408 00:17:42,672 --> 00:17:44,004 Hello, mr. Critch. 409 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:45,816 Adult mark (v.O.): A nun at the house? 410 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,607 I'd never seen one in the wild! 411 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:49,610 -I was just going to drop off a hamper 412 00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:51,978 For your family in their time of need, 413 00:17:52,014 --> 00:17:56,016 But I see that your fortunes have changed. 414 00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:59,753 I think we can both see things more clearly now. 415 00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:01,755 -I can explain. I-I only just- 416 00:18:01,757 --> 00:18:03,724 -Oh, sister rose! What a surprise! 417 00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:05,359 Are you coming in? 418 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,928 Adult mark (v.O.): Don't invite her in! 419 00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:08,763 Everyone knows that dracula has to be invited! 420 00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:10,030 -Oh, no. 421 00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:13,033 I just wanted to check on mark's glasses. 422 00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:14,501 -Oh! -No troubles? 423 00:18:14,537 --> 00:18:18,572 -No, he loves them. 424 00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:20,307 Is that for us? 425 00:18:20,376 --> 00:18:21,426 -No. 426 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:24,278 Pop: Well, well, well! 427 00:18:24,347 --> 00:18:27,381 What's in the basket, little blue riding hood? 428 00:18:27,516 --> 00:18:28,916 Ooh! 429 00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:31,851 What luscious big lips you've got! 430 00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,554 Awoooooo! 431 00:18:33,556 --> 00:18:34,722 -Uh... 432 00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:37,925 You'll see me, uh, tomorrow, mr. Critch. 433 00:18:37,994 --> 00:18:40,460 And I will be... Watching... You. 434 00:18:40,462 --> 00:18:42,462 [pop laughs] 435 00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,531 -What in the flying friggity-frig 436 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,600 Was that all about? 437 00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:47,686 Jeez! 438 00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:50,738 Adult mark (v.O.): Like it or not, 439 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,940 You have to learn to embrace the new you. 440 00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:56,543 You'll never see everything. 441 00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:58,479 -If you so much as looks at him funny again, 442 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,081 I'll kick you in the arse so hard, 443 00:19:00,082 --> 00:19:02,683 My shoelaces will be coming out your nose. 444 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:04,551 [bus door opens] 445 00:19:04,554 --> 00:19:09,490 ? 446 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:13,494 ? 447 00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:17,564 ? 448 00:19:22,438 --> 00:19:24,605 Fox: You're wearing them! 449 00:19:24,674 --> 00:19:26,840 I wanna try 'em on. 450 00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:29,476 -Oh... Uh... They're a medical aid! 451 00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:31,878 -Whoa, I can see your bones! 452 00:19:31,914 --> 00:19:33,714 -Yeah, I know I'm a nerd. 453 00:19:33,783 --> 00:19:35,916 -I was just foolin'. 454 00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:38,018 Come on, put 'em on for me. 455 00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:40,454 Please? 456 00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:45,025 ? 457 00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,795 I think they look... 458 00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:49,797 Handsome. 459 00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:56,069 So... I guess I need glasses now, too, huh? 460 00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:57,471 -Wait... 461 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,407 You're a girl? 462 00:20:00,476 --> 00:20:02,709 -Shut it! 463 00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:03,944 -I mean... 464 00:20:03,945 --> 00:20:06,481 Adult mark (v.O.): If only they made glasses that let us 465 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,114 See ourselves the way others do. 466 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,824 Adult mark (v.O.): When we accept who we are, 467 00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:20,494 The way forward has a way of coming into focus... 468 00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:24,798 So we can see the writing on the wall. 469 00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:27,101 ? 470 00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:30,404 ? 471 00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:35,442 ? 472 00:20:35,511 --> 00:20:38,645 ? 473 00:20:38,646 --> 00:20:40,248 Adult mark (v.O.): So we can see things 474 00:20:40,249 --> 00:20:43,584 From another perspective. 475 00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:48,122 And we can see people for who they really are. 476 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,523 -And that's the news! 477 00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:51,925 Stay tuned for the top ten at ten, with mike... 478 00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:54,895 Campbell. 479 00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:58,932 -And mike critch will be back with more news on the hour. 480 00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:01,603 The beach boys have fallen from the top spot this week 481 00:21:01,604 --> 00:21:04,137 Into third, with "kokomo"... 482 00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:07,941 ? 483 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,610 Adult mark (v.O.): And besides, 484 00:21:09,745 --> 00:21:11,735 All the truly beautiful things in life 485 00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:14,214 Are invisible anyway. 486 00:21:14,216 --> 00:21:17,217 ? 487 00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:20,220 ? 488 00:21:20,289 --> 00:21:23,223 ? 489 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:26,226 ? 490 00:21:26,295 --> 00:21:29,229 ? 491 00:21:29,298 --> 00:21:32,966 ? 492 00:21:33,102 --> 00:21:37,237 ? 493 00:21:37,306 --> 00:21:40,541 ? 494 00:21:40,543 --> 00:21:44,978 ? 495 00:21:45,114 --> 00:21:47,981 ? 496 00:21:48,117 --> 00:21:51,718 ? 497 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:56,318 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33395

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