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Should I draw a face?
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?
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I'll give you $100
if you eat that.
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?
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(breathing heavily)
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(giggling)
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(breathing heavily)
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Boo!
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Nice try, dad.
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Ah, come on.
I thought I'd get you for sure.
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Aw, you're carving
pumpkins together.
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What a beautiful sibling moment.
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Check it out. It's anyone
who eats khia's cooking!
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(gagging)
leo! Oh, turn it around!
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You know
I'm a sympathetic puker.
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- (gagging)
- khia: Oh, no. Me, too!
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(gagging)
stop!
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(both gagging)
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- If you puke--
- no, no, no.
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--I'm going to puke.
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No, no.
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(both sighing)
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How's yours looking?
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Yeah, I haven't started because
pumpkin insides are gross,
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And leo wouldn't
scrape it out for me.
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It's okay, dad's here now.
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Boo!
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(screaming)
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(laughing)
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I love Halloween.
(cackling)
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How dare you?
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Ah, there's goo on me, though.
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Ah, could someone help
me out of thisI'm stuck.
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?
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Aw!
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Stepping it up this year.
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I can't believe we're
giving out full-sized bars
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The year I quit
trick-or-treating.
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Yeah, it's totally not cool.
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Well, it's not my fault you're
both "too old for this now."
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Candy is for closers.
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Okay, hudson's haunted house
is going to be
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On another level this year.
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Oh, cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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Now, please tell me all
the details so I can mentally
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And emotionally prepare.
You know I hate jump scares.
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Okay, no spoilers,
but you know that dream that
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You've been having
about the clown?
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Mm.
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It's like that,
but with more blood.
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- Mm-mm.
- Y'all ready to get dressed?
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No, we're not doing that.
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Excuse meA family costume
is Halloween tradition.
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This year I'm having
an adult Halloween.
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So, you're going to spend it
with these two adults, right?
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Of course he is.
We're going to hand out candy,
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Walk the haunted house,
and then win the neighbourhood
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Costume contest, 'cause that's
how the phams do Halloween.
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No. Nanaji is at
his faculty Halloween,
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So I got dibs on the basement.
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My friends are coming over to
watch scary movies and chill.
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Yeah, and I don't need
to see manix and noor
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In their couple costume.
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Oh, well, hudson said that
they're going to a party.
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So, you won't even see them.
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Yeah, I'd still
rather just stay home.
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I'll make sure leo doesn't
burn the house down.
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I don't need a babysitter.
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Yeah, well, if you really
want to scare your friends,
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You're going to need
a movie from my collection.
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Fine.
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Not fine.
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We've won the neighbourhood
costume contest every year.
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Yeah, the family costume
doesn't work without you kids.
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Okay, but it's not fair to
assume that we're just going to
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Always dress up with you.
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You know what?
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Let's let the fates decide.
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I found this coin on
the steps of the whitlock manor
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When I was
trick-or-treating as a child.
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The very next day,
the house burned to the ground.
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Legend has it that the whitlock
witches control the fates of
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Halloween from beyond the grave!
(cackling)
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When a family faces
an unanswerable question,
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You must flip and obey.
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So, heads we stick together
and keep the tradition alive,
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And tails we split up,
do all parties agree?
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(sighing)
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I'll give you leftover
Halloween candy if it's heads.
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Fine, but you can't
complain if it's tails.
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Deal.
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Hm, okay.
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(dramatic music playing)
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Heads! The fates have decided!
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I'll get the costumes.
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?
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Camille & andrew:
Banh mi!
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You're squishing me!
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What have we done?
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(music slowing down)
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(reversing)
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I'll give you leftover
Halloween candy if it's heads.
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Fine, but you can't
complain if it's tails.
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Deal.
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Hm, okay.
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(dramatic music playing)
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Tails. The fates have decided.
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But--
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Ah-bup-bup-bup. No complaining.
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?
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My heart is as empty
as this sandwich.
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Yeah, well, we can't
let this ruin Halloween.
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I've got some coloured
felt in the basement.
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Maybe we could go as a peanut
butter and jelly baguette?
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What have we done?
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Let's get the felt. Come on.
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(costumes creaking)
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(coin ringing)
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run for your life
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scream, it's Halloween
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get mean,
it's a nightmare scene
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the devil wants you
on his team tonight
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scream, it's Halloween
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Trick or treat!
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(beatboxing)
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Can we just not?
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No.
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It's tradition.
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aw, welcome to
this hallowed--
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night
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the phams are
going to treat you--
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right
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full-sized bars,
so take a--
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bite
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but now it's time
to have a--
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fright
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Both:
Boo!
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Andrew:
Here you go.
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Full-sized candy bar, mom!
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(slow clapping)
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Camille: Leo, look,
it's your friend brett.
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(coin ringing)
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Trick or treat.
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(beatboxing)
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aw, welcome to
this hallowed--
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the phams are
going to treat you--
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full-sized, son,
so take a--
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Yeah, we should really
just say the whole thing.
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Yeah, it's just not really
working without the kids.
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- (slow clapping)
- wait, you forgot your full--
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Camille:
Hey, brett.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Uh... Pb&j.
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On a baguette?
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Okay. Leo's inside.
You can just let yourself in.
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That kid's trouble.
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?
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Your parents are weird.
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You have no idea.
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I'm just glad we said
no costumes for movie night.
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I thought we weren't!
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I don't want to talk about it.
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So, what are we watching?
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(both grunting)
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Face ripper 6. High school ghoul.
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Perfect. I brought
a little something to
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Ring in our first
parent-free Halloween.
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Is that booze?
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Chocolate booze.
I found it in the back
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Of my dad's liquor cabinet.
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Whoa, we're going
to get so wasted.
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Khia:
Okay, you pick a movie?
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(whispering)
hide it!
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I thought you said
khia was cool.
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Yeah, sometimes, and sometimes
she's a total snitch.
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What's going on?
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All:
Nothing.
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(coin ringing)
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(beatboxing)
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aw, welcome to
this hallowed--
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night
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the phams are
going to treat you--
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right
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full-sized, son,
so take a--
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What are you supposed to be?
A piece of pork?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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I thought you didn't
want to dress up.
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Well, when you bailed on movie
night I decided to come
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And save you from your family.
I had to fit in.
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What do you think?
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Part-time nun?
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It looks like
we've nun out of gas.
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Nice.
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Hey, check it out.
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Is that booze?
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Chocolate booze. Tonight, we're
having our first drink.
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Khia: Leo, I'm not doing
the song on my own.
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(whispering)
hide it!
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What are you two doing?
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Both: Nothing.
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(coin ringing)
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?
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Here you go.
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This sucks.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Both camilles:
Was this a mistake?
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- Andrew #1: No.
- Andrew #2: Yes.
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?
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(screaming)
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(clown laughing)
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It's just not
the same without the kids.
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Is this what empty nesting
is going to feel like?
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Don't even.
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Are you kidding me?
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How perfect is this?
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- Hey, sebastien.
- (laughing)
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Hey, we should enter that
costume contest together, huh?
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Pretty please?
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Were you just a hotdog without
a bun before we got here?
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(chuckling)
no, silly. I'm a sausage.
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You see, I'm a sign-spinner
at a butcher shop,
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And I had to
rush here after work.
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So, this is
unrelated to Halloween?
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The universe guides my journey,
and everything always works out.
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Well, it is better than pb&j.
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Alright, let's do it.
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Hot dog! Yes!
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Hey, would you like
some weed gummies?
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Before a haunted house?
No, thanks.
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You know, I used to
get high every Halloween
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Before we had kids.
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Okay, and why did you stop?
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Because I had kids.
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Right, well then
you should take two.
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Okay.
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To adult halloweens.
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To wieners and buns.
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(chuckling)
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Mm-mm.
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Save this one for later.
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Haunted house time.
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Have fun.
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(coin ringing)
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Ah, isn't this fun?
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The phams doing
Halloween together.
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It was meant to be!
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Yeah, come on.
I want to be so scared I puke.
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Khia, you go first.
Camille, hold my hand.
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Leo, human shield.
I need a scare buffer.
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(whimpering)
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Camille: Hudson has really
outdone himself this year.
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(andrew whimpering)
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(spooky noises playing)
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(all screaming)
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- Good one.
- (laughing)
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Yeah, I'm the face ripper.
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She ripped off my face.
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00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:05,005
Get it?
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I mean, it's my
favourite franchise.
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Right. Yeah. Um...
Are you a side salad?
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Part of a sandwich.
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00:11:14,184 --> 00:11:16,217
- Ban mi!
- Oh, yeah.
264
00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:18,185
I thought you were
going to a party.
265
00:11:18,254 --> 00:11:19,954
It doesn't start 'til 9:00.
266
00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:22,290
Yeah, uh, maybe we should
start getting ready for that?
267
00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:23,557
We should, yeah.
268
00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:25,359
It's good to see you.
269
00:11:25,361 --> 00:11:28,229
- Oh, this was great.
- No, no, no, no, no.
270
00:11:28,298 --> 00:11:29,564
Oop. Gotcha. My bad.
271
00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:30,931
Okay, coming through.
272
00:11:33,737 --> 00:11:38,672
(spooky noises playing)
273
00:11:38,742 --> 00:11:41,909
(carnival music playing)
274
00:11:41,945 --> 00:11:44,111
(laughing)
275
00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:47,048
Oh, man. No oneI just--
276
00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:48,649
I set up a whole scare zone.
277
00:11:48,785 --> 00:11:52,653
Manix, baby, the code word
to abort is "hoo-dee-hoo!"
278
00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:53,854
We've been over this!
279
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,389
Yeah, she left.
280
00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:56,757
What?
281
00:11:56,826 --> 00:11:58,059
Oh, buddy,
I would have been so scared
282
00:11:58,194 --> 00:11:59,393
If I was in your scare zone.
283
00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:01,662
- Yeah, right.
- No, really.
284
00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:05,800
The music, the costumes,
even now I'm a bit creeped out.
285
00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:07,868
Worst haunted house ever.
286
00:12:07,904 --> 00:12:10,338
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go.
287
00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:12,072
Scary clown's now a sad clown.
288
00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:14,008
(coin ringing)
289
00:12:15,478 --> 00:12:18,145
Are we here yetDid we start?
290
00:12:18,148 --> 00:12:19,947
(gasping)
291
00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:23,117
Camille: Hudson has really
outdone himself this year.
292
00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:25,886
Andrew:
I know and I hate it.
293
00:12:25,922 --> 00:12:28,556
Oh, look at that. It's so good.
294
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:29,924
(laughing)
295
00:12:29,926 --> 00:12:32,393
(all screaming)
296
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:36,697
(all laughing)
297
00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:43,237
- (spooky noises playing)
- (whimpering)
298
00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:45,272
(laughing)
299
00:12:45,308 --> 00:12:46,506
(groaning)
300
00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:48,508
(screaming)
301
00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:49,776
(whimpering)
302
00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:51,245
(laughing)
303
00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:55,449
(spooky noises
and laughter overlapping)
304
00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:58,052
(screaming)
305
00:12:58,121 --> 00:13:00,354
(grunting)
306
00:13:00,356 --> 00:13:02,122
Oh, my god, hudson,
I'm so sorry!
307
00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:06,127
(laughing)
308
00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:08,229
Best haunted house ever!
309
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,136
(all screaming)
310
00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:18,105
Okay, so, who needs a break
from the high school ghoul?
311
00:13:18,141 --> 00:13:21,409
Do kids really get shoved
into lockers in high school?
312
00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:22,809
Oh, that's nothing, okay?
313
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,544
My first year,
some kid got pantsed
314
00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:26,214
While holding a lunch tray.
315
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:29,149
He fell over and then some
other kid just stole his shoes.
316
00:13:29,219 --> 00:13:30,450
Seriously?
317
00:13:30,486 --> 00:13:31,619
Yeah.
318
00:13:31,754 --> 00:13:33,487
But hey,
I'm in grade 12 next year,
319
00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:35,689
So if anything happens,
come to me.
320
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,157
I love messing with bullies.
321
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:39,660
(sighing)
where have you been all my life?
322
00:13:39,795 --> 00:13:41,095
(whispering)
we should do it.
323
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:42,162
- (whispering) no.
- (whispering) why not?
324
00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:43,697
Okay, what's going on?
325
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:44,998
Nothing.
326
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:46,566
Come on, guys.
She's one of us now.
327
00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:48,001
One of us.
328
00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:49,370
Both: One of us!
329
00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:50,537
One of--
330
00:13:50,607 --> 00:13:52,640
No.
331
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:53,874
Yeah, spill it.
332
00:13:54,009 --> 00:13:57,311
Fine. You want a drink?
333
00:13:57,446 --> 00:13:59,113
Seriously?
334
00:13:59,248 --> 00:14:00,514
Liquor filled chocolate?
335
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,183
0.02% alcohol?
336
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,452
Is that a lot?
337
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:06,387
No, and these
expired 15 years ago.
338
00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:08,923
I heard booze
gets better with age.
339
00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:12,226
Maybe try one to
see how you feel.
340
00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,761
'cause we'll get drunk?
341
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,330
No, because those chocolates
are older than you are.
342
00:14:16,366 --> 00:14:17,999
Come on.
343
00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:19,733
Mm, all you.
344
00:14:19,769 --> 00:14:23,471
All:
One of us! One of us! One of us!
345
00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:25,539
Okay, okay.
346
00:14:25,608 --> 00:14:27,674
(sighing)
347
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:30,510
To adult halloweens at any age.
348
00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:37,418
(groaning)
my mouth.
349
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,919
Tastes like green oil smells.
350
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,955
Goes down smooth.
351
00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:42,923
(coin ringing)
352
00:14:46,229 --> 00:14:47,995
Hey, brett. Where's moby?
353
00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:49,630
Oh, he went trick-or-treating.
354
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,232
You said we were
too old for that!
355
00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:54,435
You said we'd watch
scary movies. Plans change.
356
00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:55,636
You ready?
357
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,237
I guess so.
358
00:14:57,273 --> 00:15:02,242
(carnival music playing)
359
00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:07,247
Good, right?
360
00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,716
Camille:
Leo, where are you?
361
00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,653
I gotta go.
362
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,122
But I thought we were
going to get crunk together!
363
00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:20,795
Let's party.
364
00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:21,962
(chuckling)
365
00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:25,565
Camille:
Leo!?
366
00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:30,137
Goes down smooth.
367
00:15:34,944 --> 00:15:36,510
this not Halloween,
but it get scary round here
368
00:15:36,546 --> 00:15:38,512
(coin ringing)
369
00:15:43,353 --> 00:15:44,551
(sighing)
370
00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:47,355
I hope I didn't
break hudson's nose.
371
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,822
It balances out his cute face.
372
00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:50,291
You should have seen your face.
373
00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:52,092
It was all like--
(imitating screaming)
374
00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:53,427
Did you have one of
sebastien's pocket gummies?
375
00:15:53,562 --> 00:15:55,496
WhatNo. Why?
Why are you asking?
376
00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:56,897
Because your
scary laugh turned into
377
00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:58,499
Your "I'm a little high" giggle.
378
00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:00,968
(giggling)
yeah, I'm a little high.
379
00:16:01,037 --> 00:16:05,706
I thought why not lean into
our empty nester Halloween?
380
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,374
Don't remind me.
381
00:16:07,377 --> 00:16:11,045
Okay, okay. You can keep
moping around like a big mope,
382
00:16:11,047 --> 00:16:13,313
Or join me.
383
00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:17,117
Lean into our adult Halloween.
384
00:16:17,153 --> 00:16:18,285
Okay, okay.
385
00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:19,987
Let's share.
386
00:16:20,122 --> 00:16:21,321
(snorting)
387
00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:25,326
(people chattering)
388
00:16:25,461 --> 00:16:26,627
Ready to have some fun?
389
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,328
What'd you have in mind?
390
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,398
(giggling)
391
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,633
?
392
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:34,769
trick-or-treaters
door-to-door
393
00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:36,236
jack-o-lanterns on the porch
394
00:16:36,272 --> 00:16:37,538
Both:
Sand-witch!
395
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,072
spider webs and witch's brew
396
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:41,041
don't know who
I'm talking to
397
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,276
it's the season--
398
00:16:42,411 --> 00:16:43,744
Both:
Club house!
399
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:47,714
it's a freaky,
funky dance party
400
00:16:47,784 --> 00:16:51,151
Wow, those buns are toasted.
Are they okay?
401
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:54,488
Oh, yeah.
It's a bit of a horny high.
402
00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:56,556
it's a freaky,
funky dance party
403
00:16:56,592 --> 00:16:58,358
it's a sick and spooky disc
404
00:16:58,394 --> 00:17:01,027
dropping "hey, girl"
at this costume party
405
00:17:01,064 --> 00:17:02,963
dressing up and getting down
406
00:17:03,099 --> 00:17:05,166
with a terrifying
circus clown
407
00:17:05,301 --> 00:17:07,434
Both:
Roast beef sandwich!
408
00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,570
you can tell this
haunted house is bumping
409
00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:16,610
?
410
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:18,412
(screaming on tv)
411
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:22,382
I guess it wasn't so bad having
you hang out with us after all.
412
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,719
Well, thanks. You know,
it was nice to just get away
413
00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:28,054
From real life for a night.
414
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:30,724
Hey, maybe this can
be our new tradition.
415
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,660
Watching scary movies
with my friends?
416
00:17:32,662 --> 00:17:34,394
Yeah, and making sure
that you don't eat
417
00:17:34,396 --> 00:17:36,730
Too many expired chocolates.
418
00:17:36,732 --> 00:17:37,931
We would have been fine.
419
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:39,133
Mm.
420
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,801
(stomach grumbling)
421
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,603
Was that your stomach?
422
00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:45,873
Maybe one was enough.
(sighing)
423
00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:48,676
(coin ringing)
424
00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:52,346
I'm so sorry. I didn't know
manix was going to be there.
425
00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:53,647
Whatever.
426
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,415
You okay there, buddy?
427
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,484
I don't feel so good.
428
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,286
How many full-sized
bars did you eat?
429
00:17:59,355 --> 00:18:01,755
Can we just go home?
430
00:18:01,824 --> 00:18:04,625
Okay, I know that this wasn't
the Halloween of your dreams,
431
00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:08,762
But could you two just stick it
out for another 10 minutes?
432
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:10,430
We'll go do the costume contest,
433
00:18:10,432 --> 00:18:12,600
And then you can go do
whatever you want, okay?
434
00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:14,301
Fine.
435
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,470
You hear that, bud?
Can you give us 10 more minutes?
436
00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:17,971
Maybe.
437
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,174
- Maybe is a yes. Yep.
- Okay, yep. Close enough.
438
00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:21,975
- Okay.
- Let's go. Come on.
439
00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,510
(groaning)
440
00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:27,448
Alright, last up we got
our reigning champs,
441
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:28,848
I guess.
442
00:18:28,885 --> 00:18:30,050
Come on out.
443
00:18:31,587 --> 00:18:33,787
Both:
Banh mi!
444
00:18:33,856 --> 00:18:35,389
(audience cheering)
445
00:18:35,524 --> 00:18:38,058
Good enough. And the winners
are the pham family.
446
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,727
- (audience cheering)
- aw, yeah!
447
00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:41,061
Yeah, we win again!
448
00:18:41,063 --> 00:18:43,129
(gagging)
449
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,132
Oh, no. No, no.
450
00:18:45,134 --> 00:18:46,800
No, no. Stop.
451
00:18:46,802 --> 00:18:49,470
- (audience groaning)
- (gagging)
452
00:18:49,605 --> 00:18:51,672
(gagging)
I can't.
453
00:18:51,674 --> 00:18:56,277
- (audience groaning)
- (gagging)
454
00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:58,144
Happy Halloween.
455
00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:00,614
(audience groaning)
456
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,015
(coin ringing)
457
00:19:02,051 --> 00:19:04,884
Alright, let's give
it up for marisol,
458
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:07,488
Or should I say, kathy?
459
00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:08,955
That'll be $6.50.
460
00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:12,893
(audience cheering, applauding)
461
00:19:14,163 --> 00:19:15,395
(laughing)
462
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:19,165
Oh, I am...
I am so high right now.
463
00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:23,237
Here are the reigning champs
with a last-minute change-up.
464
00:19:23,239 --> 00:19:25,372
Let's see what
they're going to do.
465
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,407
(clearing throat)
466
00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:29,376
- Hot, hot, hot, hot.
- (drumroll playing)
467
00:19:29,445 --> 00:19:30,711
Hot, hot, hot.
468
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:32,579
All:
Dog!
469
00:19:32,615 --> 00:19:33,814
(audience cheering, applauding)
470
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:37,517
Yeah! The people have spoken.
471
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:40,788
This year's winners are--
472
00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:45,793
Hudson, the scariest
clown in town!
473
00:19:45,928 --> 00:19:48,662
Honestly, what a haunted house!
474
00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:51,932
You always give us
an incredible Halloween,
475
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,168
And you never get to
join in on the contest.
476
00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:55,669
So, what do you say?
477
00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:58,205
(audience cheering, applauding)
478
00:19:58,340 --> 00:19:59,807
What about your streak?
479
00:19:59,809 --> 00:20:01,675
Nah, we're trying
something new tonight,
480
00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:03,143
And you deserve it.
481
00:20:03,145 --> 00:20:04,878
Thanks for always making
482
00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:07,481
The neighbourhood
Halloween so special.
483
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:11,084
Everyone, let's make
some noise for hudson!
484
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,688
(all cheering, applauding)
485
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:17,557
Aw!
486
00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:20,160
Let's party!
487
00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:25,165
- (music playing)
- (all cheering)
488
00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:35,643
?
489
00:20:35,778 --> 00:20:39,113
Is this really
the end of family Halloween?
490
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:42,583
Could be, but maybe
we were always meant to
491
00:20:42,718 --> 00:20:44,518
Have an incredible
time together.
492
00:20:44,653 --> 00:20:46,920
It sucks hitting
last with the kids.
493
00:20:46,922 --> 00:20:50,223
Oh, yeah,
there will always be lasts,
494
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:53,660
But maybe we need to keep
having firsts to make up for it.
495
00:20:55,998 --> 00:20:58,532
Firsts.
496
00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:00,633
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
497
00:21:01,937 --> 00:21:03,470
Bed time.
498
00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:06,674
(clearing throat)
499
00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:08,876
Hey, andrew, you want to finally
500
00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:10,611
Stick our buns
together for real?
501
00:21:11,881 --> 00:21:15,215
AndrewAndrew?
502
00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:20,019
- (shouting)
- (screaming, laughing)
503
00:21:20,056 --> 00:21:21,454
Got me!
504
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,156
(laughing)
505
00:21:23,192 --> 00:21:25,258
trick-or-treaters
door-to-door
506
00:21:25,294 --> 00:21:26,960
jack-o-lanterns on the porch
507
00:21:27,096 --> 00:21:29,629
stayed up late
the night before
508
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:32,232
decorating the dance floor
509
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:33,500
spider webs and witch's brew
510
00:21:33,536 --> 00:21:36,136
don't know who
I'm talking to
511
00:21:36,138 --> 00:21:38,638
just what are you
supposed to be
512
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,241
it's a freaky,
funky dance party
513
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:46,914
?
514
00:21:47,049 --> 00:21:49,917
it's a freaky,
funky dance party
515
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:54,517
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