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(pouring rain)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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- [Kane Surry] Oh fuck
he's just texted me.
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Why didn't you just forget it?
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You're a fucking idiot.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Do you know
what?
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Why is it always me
that has to remember it?
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Why can't you take it for once?
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- [Kane Surry] Because it
is your one job Connor.
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- [Janak Nirmal] It is not my
one job.
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Okay. I have to remember
everything else as well.
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Okay. What other truck?
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It would have never been
like that, you know?
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- [Kane Surry] Yeah, well he's
calling me.
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He's calling me now.
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Look.
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- [George Turner] Where
do you guys keep the
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glasses?
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- [Kane Surry] Oh, fucked if I
know.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Somewhere
there.
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For once, you do it.
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- [Kane Surry] Shut up.
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- [Janak Nirmal] I haven't had
my morning
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coffee yet.
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- [Kane Surry] Shut
up. Just be quiet then.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Why don't
you shut up for once?
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- [Kane Surry] Fuck off.
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Not meant to work with you.
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Not meant to be a bit.
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- [Janak Nirmal] I have
not even had my coffee.
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So let me drink my coffee and
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then we can have a conversation.
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- [Kane Surry] All right.
Let's just both drink
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our coffee then. Mmmm.
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(sad music)
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- [George Turner] He had an
affair.
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We were gonna get married.
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While I was busy planning the
wedding,
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he was planning his next tryst.
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We were going to move to the
country.
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Have Kids.
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- [Kane Surry] Country stinks of
pig shit.
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- [Janak Nirmal] And all kids do
is puke
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and shit for 18 years.
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- [George Turner] Yeah, but.
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I wanted to kill myself.
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I mean, why carry on?
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He was my life.
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My future.
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I saw them the other day.
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That thing that he's been
sleeping
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with came to pick him
up in his swanky car.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Honey.
So things didn't work
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out with your man.
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That sucks.
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It really does.
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But you've got your whole life
ahead
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of you to enjoy.
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- [George Turner] I never
would've
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betrayed him though.
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Even when he was busy committing
fraud
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at his old company.
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I mean, yes, he got called out
eventually
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but it wasn't through me.
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I kept his secret.
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Why couldn't he have
shown me the same loyalty?
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- [Kane Surry] Right. So
your ex was a criminal.
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- [George Turner] Well I suppose
what he
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did was criminal, but I wouldn't
go so far
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as to call him a criminal.
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(Janak Nirmal laughing)
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- [Janak Nirmal] Babes. You do
realize
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that anyone who commits
a crime is a criminal.
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Right?
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- [George Turner] Then I suppose
he was.
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(Kane Surry and Janak Nirmal
laughing)
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- [Kane Surry] You're okay with
that?
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- [George Turner] Because I
loved him.
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- [Janak Nirmal] I had a
partner.
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He had more teeth than the M25
has cones.
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And that's not a good thing, if
you
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know what I mean. But his cock.
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- [Kane Surry] Oh my God.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Oh my
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god.
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It was like
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he was in a different time zone.
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- [Kane Surry] Oh Jesus Connor.
Must you.
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- [Janak Nirmal] I was never
gonna marry
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him though. Not him. Not anyone.
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- [George Turner] Why not?
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I mean, when you find
the right person, it's.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Well, have you
ever heard
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a song about married people
before?
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- [George Turner] I suppose not.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Hmm?
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We need to get you out.
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(George Turner laughing)
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- [George Turner] That didn't do
me much
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good yesterday.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Well, honey,
you need to
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spend a bit more time
with us then, don't you?
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- [George Turner] I wish it
could have
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been as easy as it was
in Girl Interrupted,
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a little bawling, a
little pranking around,
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and suddenly life doesn't seem
so bad.
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When you've just got two hours
to tell
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an entire story.
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Everything gets fast tracked.
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She was sad and now she's happy.
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Life's a little more drawn out
than
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that though, isn't it?
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When time is fast forwarded
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six months in a movie.
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It takes half a second
to read the caption thing
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and it's so easy.
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In the last frame he was fat.
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Half a second later he's buff.
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Boom, done. Easy.
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Life makes you live
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every moment
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of those six months.
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Every hopeless and painful
second of it.
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I've had my life so utterly
gutted.
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I've been prepared to end it.
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Not even the schmooziest rom
com,
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can drag me out of that world.
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(Kane Surry and Janak Nirmal
laughing)
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- [Kane Surry] Ooi.
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- [George Turner] I'm
sorry. I'm such a bore.
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Honestly. You guys have been so
good.
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It's been so good of you to try.
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I will keep trying.
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It's just gonna take me a bit
more time.
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- [Janak Nirmal] I was watching
that.
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Rom coms always cheer me up.
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- [Kane Surry] Oh strap on a
pair Connor.
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No one shot at you in the corn.
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- [George Turner] I am sorry.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Maybe we can go
out,
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take you clubbing.
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Get you laid. That always cheers
me up.
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- [George Turner] You
guys have been so good.
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Honestly, you don't
need to deal with this.
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It was just a shock to see the
two of
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them the other day.
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You know?
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The reality of it.
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Seeing Spencer jump into that
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swanky car.
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I mean, I could never compete
with that.
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The last car I owned
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was a 15 year old
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Peugeot.
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- [Kane Surry] What kind the car
did the
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new guy have?
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- [George Turner] It
was a Black Range Rover
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Evoque.
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I think.
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We sold one of those at the
dealership
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a while back. 20 grand
secondhand.
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- [Kane Surry] Nice.
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And is that thing still in with
your
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ex at the old dress?
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- [George Turner] I assume so.
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- [Kane Surry] Well then maybe
we
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could take you out.
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I'll show you there's
more to life than just
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one person.
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- [Janak Nirmal] Ohhh.
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Can you keep a secret?
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(suspenseful music)
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- [Actress] And did she?
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- [George Turner] I guess that's
where
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I'm about to fail.
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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