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Goddamn!
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You made this?
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I know what you're thinking:
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You didn't know people under 85
were allowed to make brittle.
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- Are they?
- They just legalized it.
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Well, I'm glad it's no
longer an ageist art form,
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although I do fear you
young punks will ruin it.
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Is it tough making brittle
without your sense of smell?
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Not really,
but it did get in the way of me
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becoming a truffle pig.
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Well,
you're an unbelievable brittlist...
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brittler... brittelier?
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I prefer "boss-ass brittle bitch."
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Okay.
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But people can call me whatever
they want as long as I sell out.
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These wedding bills are piling up.
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Well, I'll be sure to
send the staff over to buy
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some of this boss-ass brittle, bitch!
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What'd you just say?
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I just said it 'cause you said it.
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- I would never...
- Just kidding! [LAUGHS]
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Hey, I've actually
been meaning to ask you,
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do you have any skis in stock?
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Not this time of year,
but we should be getting some
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in the next couple weeks,
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so I'll keep my ear to the ground.
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Mind keeping an eye
to the ground instead?
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Might yield better results.
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The fuck you just say?
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- I'm just kidding!
- [LAUGHS]
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And hey,
the only way to fail is to quit,
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so don't give up on those
truffle pig dreams, okay?
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[SNORTS]
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Can't forget my boss-ass brittle...
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- Not gonna say it.
- [LAUGHS]
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CHRIS: 97...
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- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 98...
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Yup! 99...
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Damn... 100!
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Oh!
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You're gonna crush those Olympics!
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From your lips to my right arm's ears.
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Whoa, that was pretty dope.
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I would say it was prodigious.
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Is that so?
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It means impressively great
in extent, size, or degree.
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- Yeah, I knew that.
- I don't believe you did.
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What an arrogant ass.
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Even when he says hello,
it sounds like an insult.
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That's a gift.
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Sorry, man, no can do.
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We don't really unload
garages full of random shit.
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DJ: Uh, just gimme a second.
Hey, whoa...
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Hey, Jimmy, you there?
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Sorry, let me just switch
my hearing aids over.
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Okay. Hey, sorry about that trainee.
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Did I hear you say that, uh,
you're unloading your garage?
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You happen to have any skis in there?
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Amazing. Lemme just grab your address.
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Okay, I will swing by ASAP.
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No, thank you!
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Alright, see ya, Jimbo.
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We do pickups now, boss?
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Uh, not usually, bud,
but we do always go the extra mile
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for our customers.
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Hey, did I hear you say,
"garage full of random shit"?
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Uh, yeah, but that's what he called it!
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Keeran, I need you to think of yourself
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as a brand ambassador for OMT, okay?
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So how you speak to the
customers needs to reflect
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the ethos of that brand. You got it?
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Ethos is that new souvlaki
place downtown, right?
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Yeah, they make their baklava in-house.
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It's unreal.
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Even the falafel is great.
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Not too dry. It's authentic stuff.
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Cool.
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But what I'm saying is,
you need to be polite
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and professional on
the phone at all times.
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This is important, okay?
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I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me.
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I'll do better on the phones!
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I never wanna let my work dad down.
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Relax, you're not fired, bud.
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And please don't call me your work dad.
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It's unsettling.
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It won't happen again, work father.
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Okay.
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- I just don't know.
- It's a big decision.
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But you know who swears by this glove?
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Mike Trout.
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One of the most prodigious
players to ever play the game!
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Well, how can I say no to
the most prodigious player?
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I'll take three.
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I'll meet you over at the
cash when you're ready.
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- What the hell was that?
- What was... what?
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You stole my word.
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You said "prodigious." It's my word.
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My bad.
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I didn't know there were rules
on who could use fancy words.
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There's a plethora of rules,
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because the word maketh the man,
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and when the rules are broken,
it makes me lugubrious.
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Oh, if that means phlegmy,
stay away from me!
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My coach will kill me if I get sick.
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It's not illness-related, you prat.
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Patty's got a soccer tourney
this weekend and I'm driving.
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Really can't afford
to get whatever it is
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you're riddled with.
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Lugubrious means sad, okay?
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- It makes me sad.
- Oh.
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Well, I don't wanna make you
lugu... sad.
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Won't happen again.
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Thank you.
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You're saying you want
a job here at OMT?
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Look, this is the last place
that I ever saw myself,
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but my life is in peril, so...
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Well, what's going on?
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It's like you follow one car home
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after that car cuts you off,
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and then chauffeur just
shuts down your account?
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I mean... hah!
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It's like apparently "illegal"
to follow people home.
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- I don't know.
- It is.
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It's total corporate-profit-
over-people horse shit.
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Do you have any retail experience?
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- No, nada.
- Okay.
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Um, what are your strengths?
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I would say my greatest strength is that
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I respect you too much to
give you a bullshit answer
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to a clich� interview
question like that.
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- Thank you?
- You're welcome!
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Oh, uh, and I would love
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if I could have
staggering shifts from DJ.
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We, uh, tried to co-run
a lemonade stand together
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when we were kids
and his nose got broken.
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Allegedly.
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I see.
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I'm sorry, Nat,
I just don't have the budget
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to hire anybody right now.
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But, Cynthia, you are a mastermind.
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What do you say you just lean in and...
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You could figure something out!
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Heh!
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
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- You're so funny, you!
- [BOTH LAUGH]
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- Oh, sorry. Not here.
- What?
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No, no. Sorry, Nat, it's impossible.
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[SIGHS] Really?
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Impossible.
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[WHINY] That sucks!
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Oh my God...
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?
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DJ: Whoa, Jimmy, this is a gold mine!
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JIMMY: Take whatever you want.
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I'm moving to Florida,
and my soon-to-be ex-wife says
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anything I don't take with me,
she's gonna burn to the ground.
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Brutal! What'd you do?
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Heh. I'd rather not say.
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We respect your privacy.
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JIMMY: So, uh, lock up when you're done!
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Sounds good, Jimmy.
Thanks for thinking of OMT.
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[DOG BARKING]
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Anyway, I can't thank you enough
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for letting me have first dibs.
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Oh, by the way, I have work in an hour.
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Do you think that's doable?
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Pssht...
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Are you kidding me?
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If these trends continue,
we'll be out of here in 5 minutes
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with 55 minutes to spare.
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Hell, we might even have time
for Ethos on the way home.
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We'd be fools not to go.
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- [LOUD BANG]
- [GARAGE DOOR CLANGS SHUT]
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[GASPS]
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Whoa!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah... You?
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Yeah, I'm good.
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[DOOR RUMBLING]
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But I can't get this open.
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Uh...
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[DOOR RATTLING]
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[LAUGHS] Okay, well,
this door's locked, too.
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What kind of lock is it?
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What kind of lock would bring you hope?
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- None of 'em, I guess.
- Hmm.
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Don't worry,
we'll still get you to work on time
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with a belly full of Ethos, no less.
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Okay...
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[DOOR RUMBLING]
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[HANDLE CLANGS TO THE GROUND]
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DJ: Oh...
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We might have to skip Ethos.
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[SIGHS]
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[STRAINING WITH EFFORT]
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[BANGING]
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Yeah, we are definitely trapped.
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We should probably call someone.
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Great idea.
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My phone's in the car.
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Uh, mine's at 1%.
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Dude, seriously?
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I was gonna charge it in the car,
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but you were using the cord, so...
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That was very nice of you.
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I'm no hero.
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But we probably only have one call.
Two if we keep it brief.
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I don't have Jimmy's number, though.
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I'll call OMT.
They can give us Jimmy's number.
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- Love it. Let's do it!
- Okay, here we go.
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[PHONE TRILLING]
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Bluetooth, right in the hearing aids.
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- Ah.
- Amazing technology.
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KEERAN: [PHONE] Thank you
for calling One More Time.
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My name is Keeran,
and I'm here to go above and beyond
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to help you with all
your sporting needs,
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from hockey to baseball,
from tennis to racquetball,
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from fishing to lacrosse,
from basketball...
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Hey, Keeran, it's DJ.
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Uh, I appreciate
the professionalism, bud,
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but, uh, I'm in a bit of a rush here.
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Also, "from tennis to racquetball"
isn't that big of a spread.
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Okay, I can sense you're upset,
but OMT is here to help.
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How can I help? I'm Keeran.
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You already gave your name, bud.
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Uh, listen, I'm in a bit of a rush here.
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I'm stuck in, uh,
Jimmy's garage with Gwen.
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Oh, tell Gwen I've been downing
her brittle all morning.
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It's the best!
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- He says he loves your brittle.
- Thanks, Keeran.
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KEERAN: Ask her how she makes it.
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How do you... he wants to... Keeran!
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We don't have time for this,
buddy, okay?
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Listen, I need you
to look up Jimmy's number
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as quick as you can, okay?
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KEERAN: I see what you're doing.
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I'm afraid I can't give out
any phone numbers
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under any circumstance.
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Keeran, my phone's at 1%.
Please, quick!
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Why don't you just charge it, then?
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Keeran!
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Okay, let me just figure
out how to put you on hold
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- and then I'll get a...
- Keeran?
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Did your phone die?
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No, I think he hung up. I got him.
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I'm calling him back here.
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KEERAN: Hello.
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Thank you for calling OMT.
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I'm Keeran.
I'm a part-time sales associate...
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Hey, Keeran, it's DJ.
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KEERAN: Oh. Hey, DJ.
I got the number.
253
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Great. What is it?
254
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,652
- It's 519...
- 519...
255
00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,653
- 628...
- [SILENCE]
256
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,422
Shit...
257
00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,091
- It died.
- No!
258
00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,059
Well, there's gotta be a
charger in here somewhere.
259
00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,361
Heh... for a flip phone, maybe!
260
00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,630
Well, let's look.
261
00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,831
Worst-case scenario,
maybe we find the other ski, too.
262
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,567
Yes, let's find those skis for Eddie.
263
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,001
Good distraction.
264
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,637
The... skis are for Eddie?
265
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,004
Yeah, his birthday's coming up
266
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,406
- and I wanted to surprise him.
- Oh...!
267
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,176
Aw, how cool is that,
that we're here for Eddie?
268
00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,113
Yeah! But I really appreciate
you helping me with this.
269
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,114
Of course.
270
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,889
NAT: Oh! Hey, Cynth! What's up?
271
00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,926
My word, what are you doing in there?
272
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,729
Oh, man, you would not believe
how much these businesses waste.
273
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,065
I mean, look at this.
274
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,801
It's like a veritable
smorgasbord in here.
275
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,136
So... you're dumpster diving?
276
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,139
No! No, no, I prefer to think of it as
277
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:38,276
thriving off the waste
of the wealthy fat cats.
278
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,879
[LAUGHS] But yeah, yeah,
I'm dumpster diving.
279
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,146
Do you, uh... roll?
280
00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,483
Oh! Um, thank you. I am...
281
00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,152
- I'm off bread.
- Got you.
282
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,420
Is your brother aware of this?
283
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,889
Uh... [SCOFFS] No.
I don't need his help.
284
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,024
I am an independent woman.
285
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:56,628
Oh, God, that takes me back to '99.
286
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,697
I was on the lam in Guadalajara
287
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,366
and had to steal tacos
off of restaurant tables
288
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,967
just to stay alive!
289
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,570
And I thought Y2K was
gonna wipe my record clean.
290
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,872
But when that turned out to be a sham,
291
00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,108
I had to get resourceful too.
292
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,275
So...
293
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,310
stripping?
294
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,647
Yeah, yeah. Sure, let's go with that.
295
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,914
Cool.
296
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,651
Well, uh, I gotta go
check out the Ethos dumpster
297
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,520
before the sun does too
much damage to the souvlaki.
298
00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,556
[LAUGHS] So... [CLICKS TONGUE]
299
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,592
[SIGHS] Nat?
300
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:32,263
God does grant me the courage
to change the things that I can.
301
00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:33,298
- Uh...
- You know what?
302
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,000
I'm gonna go back in
303
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,135
and I'm gonna look at
those numbers again
304
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,803
and I'm gonna get you a job.
305
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,071
No way.
306
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,307
That is sick! That's radical!
307
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,442
- I totally believe in you!
- Ah!
308
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,077
If you wanna, if you wanna hang later,
309
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,278
we can grab dins maybe.
310
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,947
Oh, I'm goo... [GAGS] Blech!
311
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,950
[QUIETLY] Stuck in here
'cause of Eddie...
312
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,352
GWEN: Find anything?
313
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,553
Uh, no.
314
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,957
I mean, just these devil sticks,
Hamlet costume,
315
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,959
and this zebra telephone.
316
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,761
Hello? Yeah, no one there.
317
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,495
Still trapped. You?
318
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,831
Just whatever the hell this is.
319
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,800
No way... I know exactly what this is!
320
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,968
Yeah?
321
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,203
My mom used to have one
of these in the basement.
322
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,405
It was called the Blubberbuster 2000.
323
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,041
[MACHINE RATTLING]
324
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,977
Women were definitely
climaxing to this, right?
325
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,779
Oh, yeah. Not my mom, though.
326
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,447
Not that I don't want my mom to climax.
327
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,282
[VOICE SHAKING] That's very...
thoughtful.
328
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,584
- It's all yours if you want it.
- Oh, no.
329
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,220
My basement's already
teeming with brittle things.
330
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,055
You're a real brittle head, huh?
331
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,391
I used to dream about
opening my own shop.
332
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,492
Yeah?
333
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,028
I would call it
"Brittle House on the Prairie."
334
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,196
It's ridiculous, I know.
335
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,064
You need to open this shop immediately.
336
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,299
Uh, no! It takes money and it's risky,
337
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,836
and I haven't even told Eddie yet.
338
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,204
How does Eddie not know about BHOP?
339
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,739
Because it's never gonna happen!
340
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,474
Because who's ever heard of
a successful brittle store?
341
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,877
I once saw a hugely successful store
342
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,480
that sold nothing but
penis-shaped doughnuts.
343
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,181
- [CHUCKLES]
- If that kid can make
344
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,551
their perverted pastry dreams come true,
345
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,885
so can you.
346
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,687
Thanks, DJ.
347
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,088
You're a good friend.
348
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:06,891
Hit me!
349
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,495
[MACHINE RATTLING]
350
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,563
JEN: Ahh!
351
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,566
CHRIS: 197...
352
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,633
198...
353
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,369
- [GASPING AND STRAINING]
- 199, yup!
354
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,570
200!
355
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,039
- [GROWLS]
- Did it!
356
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,707
- Oh!
- Oh-ho-ho!
357
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,242
Hoo! Hoo!
358
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:28,513
If you don't come home with
at least six gold medals,
359
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,582
it'll be a real lugubrious
state of affairs.
360
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,851
JEN: Ah, there's only one
medal available, but, uh,
361
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,919
I appreciate your support, buddy.
362
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,654
Look, I'm trying
to be equitable here, man,
363
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,889
but you just did it again.
364
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:38,956
Did... what?
365
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,192
Used my word, "lugubrious." Mine.
366
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,194
We talked about this.
What is this, adrenal fatigue?
367
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,896
- What?
- I didn't even notice.
368
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,564
Oh, you just happened to use the phrase
369
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,598
"lugubrious state of affairs"?
370
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,867
That's just normal layman speak for you?
371
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,034
I swear.
372
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,902
And I'm for real sorry, man.
373
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,607
I put a ton of effort into these words,
374
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,941
upgrading my lexicon daily,
375
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,610
and they're not available
for any plebeian
376
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,144
to just haphazardly purloin.
377
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,013
When it comes to learning
sophisticated terminology,
378
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,147
I'm indefatigable.
379
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,515
Don't do it again!
380
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,686
Are you messing with him?
381
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,622
Just 100%!
382
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:11,923
Wow!
383
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,624
I think you like confrontation.
384
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,759
It's not confrontation,
385
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,595
it's confrontainment!
386
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,632
GWEN: So...
387
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,634
What's your ridiculous dream?
388
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,471
I wanted to be a pro
hockey player and I did it.
389
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,440
I didn't make the NHL,
but it was still a pretty sweet ride.
390
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,309
- Why'd you stop?
- It was time.
391
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,445
Uh, plus, I love Korverton,
392
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,547
and after travelling all over the place
393
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,782
it was nice to come home.
394
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,851
Oh, god, I'm so bored of Korverton.
395
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,819
Probably because I never left.
396
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,122
I did go to Montreal in high school,
397
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,857
but I got pickpocketed by a mime.
398
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,125
I saw him do it, too.
399
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,593
I thought it was part of the bit,
400
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,861
then I just watched him
pull himself on a rope
401
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,263
until he was gone.
402
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,465
I don't mean to brag,
but I've been to 20 countries
403
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,134
and I've been pickpocketed 16 times.
404
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,336
- [LAUGHS] Any of them mimes?
- No.
405
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,305
Then that don't impress me much.
406
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,073
Shut up, was that a Twain bomb?!
407
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,408
Yeah, I'm a huge fan. You?
408
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,812
I guess you could say that...
409
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,481
- Shut up! Is that real?
- Oh, yeah.
410
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,150
Got it after her
hometown show in Timmins.
411
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,218
I'm still buzzin'!
412
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,187
- [LAUGHS]
- I regret nothing.
413
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,492
[SNEAKY DRUMMING]
414
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,564
Um, there's something
I need to tell you.
415
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,267
- [HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]
- Do you hear that?
416
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,302
- Are you messing with me?
- No, it's like a...
417
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,904
Like a repeated high-pitched tone,
418
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,973
kind of like an alarm.
419
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,308
- Do you smell that?
- Very funny, DJ.
420
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,643
The sound is real, by the way.
421
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,912
Okay, I'm so sorry,
but the smell is real too.
422
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,047
Honestly, it's like straight-up farts.
423
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,983
What, like sulphur, or like...
424
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,119
like natural gas?
425
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,720
Is that what you think the alarm is?
Like a natural gas detector?
426
00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:51,055
Oh my God, is this place gonna explode?
427
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,191
Keeran, hold all my calls.
428
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,727
Alright, Nat, let's get you working.
429
00:14:56,796 --> 00:15:01,632
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC SIMILAR TO
"A BEAUTIFUL MIND"]
430
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:05,470
?
431
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,838
?
432
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,574
[CYNTHIA MURMURING INDISTINCTLY]
433
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,609
Okay... okay...
434
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,545
?
435
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,282
?
436
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,052
?
437
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,654
[SCREAMING IN FRUSTRATION]
438
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,957
[SOBBING]
439
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,024
Oh...
440
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,226
?
441
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,362
[MUSIC CRESCENDOES]
442
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,031
I'm not saying it's gonna explode,
443
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,099
I'm just saying I hope
it doesn't explode.
444
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,734
Stop saying explode!
445
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,235
I'm sorry, don't explode on me.
446
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,071
- I'm gonna kill you.
- My bad, you set me up.
447
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,205
The beeping's getting louder.
448
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,239
- How much louder?
- I dunno!
449
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,708
How am I supposed to measure that?
450
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,242
- Decibels?
- Who can earball a decibel?
451
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,344
Is the smell getting worse?
452
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,012
In that it's now a taste? Oh, yeah!
453
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,213
Why is this happening?
454
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,549
Oh God, it's made its way
into my throat!
455
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,649
I think the sound is getting piercing.
456
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:52,851
- It is?
- Probably!
457
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:55,319
Ah, the sound is definitely
maybe getting piercing!
458
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,621
I think it's almost maybe actually
459
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,556
definitely going to explode on us!
460
00:15:58,671 --> 00:15:59,676
Get down!
461
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,192
DJ: Ow!
462
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,761
[GARAGE DOOR RATTLES OPEN]
463
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,263
Hey, guys.
464
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,465
- What the...?
- Huh?
465
00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:12,904
- [HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]
- EDDIE: Where are you going?
466
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,306
- DJ: This place is gonna blow!
- EDDIE: What do you mean?
467
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:15,441
- DJ: Come on, come on!
- Don't you hear that sound?
468
00:16:15,537 --> 00:16:20,011
- You mean that sound?
- [NOISE CONTINUES]
469
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,013
- DJ: Oh, I hear it now.
- EDDIE: Yeah!
470
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,614
[NOISE CHANGES PITCH]
471
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,883
I thought we were gonna die,
but it was just...
472
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:26,951
a theremin.
473
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,086
That's...
474
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,153
That's beautiful.
475
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,855
I'm so glad you didn't die.
476
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,124
I'd be so lost without you.
477
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,558
GWEN: How did you find us?
478
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,361
Oh, yeah, I went to Angry Al's
to come see you,
479
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,897
and, uh, Josh said you were over
at OMT, and this, like,
480
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,233
super professional kid gave
me the address here, and then,
481
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,901
you know, Ethos is on the way,
482
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,004
so I thought I'd get us
a little lunchy-poo!
483
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,771
Thanks, man!
484
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,307
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
485
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,942
I didn't know you'd be hungry.
486
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,176
Anyway, we gotta get you to work.
487
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,878
GWEN: I'll meet you at the car.
488
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:54,978
- Okay.
- Okay.
489
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,117
By the way,
what did you wanna tell me earlier?
490
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,852
Oh, wait here.
491
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,721
[THEREMIN MUSIC CONTINUES]
492
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,057
Found the other ski.
493
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:10,094
I can wax 'em up and bring
'em over to you after work.
494
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,996
Thank you.
495
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,498
You're the best.
496
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,468
[THEREMIN MUSIC CONTINUES]
497
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,604
I... probably should go
make sure I still have a job.
498
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,474
- You do that.
- [CAR STARTS]
499
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,611
[THEREMIN MUSIC CONTINUES]
500
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,083
You can return them in 10
days if you're not satisfied.
501
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,285
Our customer service is indefatigable!
502
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:39,623
[INTENSE MUSIC]
503
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,629
You nefarious, odious,
unscrupulous thief!
504
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,497
You deceitful, reprehensible,
verbiage burglar!
505
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,533
Hey, hey, hey, relax!
506
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,301
I hate seeing you so apoplectic.
507
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,336
I swear to God, I...
508
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,705
Wait... "Apoplectic"?
509
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,074
How did you...
uh, where did you get that?
510
00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:01,045
Well, my friend, I, too, am literate.
511
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,381
I had no idea I was labouring
with a fellow sesquipedalian.
512
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,183
"Sesquipedalian" is an adjective.
513
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,853
I'm, in fact, a sesquipedalian person.
514
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,589
How do you know so much,
yet keep it all inside?
515
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,724
Speaking eruditely, all the time,
516
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,862
can make you seem like a
real lugubrious sack of shit.
517
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,332
So I've heard from many ex-suitors,
and yet I persist.
518
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,267
- Ah, well, you do you.
- Hm.
519
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:25,402
- We're good now?
- We're copacetic.
520
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,238
- Dope.
- Indubitably.
521
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,610
Hmm, if only there were a medal
522
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,880
for winning the nerdiest
dick-swinging contest.
523
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,748
Word.
524
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,285
I thought it couldn't be done,
but... I did it.
525
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,354
I did it!
526
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,257
I never should have doubted you,
Cynthia.
527
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,293
Okay! [BREATHING HEAVILY]
528
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,295
[PHONE RINGING]
529
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,496
Go for Nat.
530
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,665
CYNTHIA: [PHONE] Nat,
I did the impossible!
531
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,634
I negotiated with our
hockey tape supplier
532
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,835
and got them to reduce
their price by 5%.
533
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,771
I cut our Internet down
to a slower provider...
534
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,907
Customers are gonna have to
wait an additional 8 seconds
535
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,841
per transaction,
but what's time other than money?
536
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:07,712
And finally, I switched to
one-ply recycled toilet paper!
537
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,580
Rough as the devil, but cheap as hell.
538
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,850
So I am now so proud
to be able to offer you...
539
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,321
three shifts per week!
540
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,456
Which will hopefully
allow you to eat food
541
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,325
that isn't out of a dumpster.
542
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:25,329
So, welcome to the team, Natalie James!
543
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,765
Oh, Cynth, that's so cute.
I appreciate it.
544
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,266
But, um, hard pass.
545
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,601
What?!
546
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,203
Yeah, I got my chauffeur back,
so it's all good.
547
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,105
[LAUGHS] Okay, bye-bye!
548
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,374
[DIAL TONE]
549
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,443
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
550
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,180
[CAR STARTS]
551
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,517
You mother... Nobody cuts off Nat!
552
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,952
Carl, buckle up!
553
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,287
It's about to get messy.
554
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,922
[YELLING] Yeah!
555
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,025
And the alarm that
Gwen thought she heard,
556
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,761
it was just a guy tuning the
high notes on his theremin.
557
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,562
Is that the instrument
where you jerk off the air?
558
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,264
- Yeah, that's the one.
- Sick.
559
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,032
And the gas smell was farts?
560
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,701
Oh, no, it was natural gas.
561
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,036
Turns out Jimmy's scorned ex-wife
562
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,603
was gonna blow the place to bits.
563
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,648
Damn!
564
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,974
Hate to see a negative
clich� confirmed.
565
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,176
Sounds like you and Gwen
had a traumatic experience.
566
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,343
We sure did.
567
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,980
But you know what they
say about trauma...
568
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,381
It brings people together.
569
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,515
[BLUBBERBUSTER MACHINE TURNS ON]
570
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,784
[VOICE SHAKING] You said it, buddy.
571
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,986
[GLASSES CLINK]
572
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,390
JOSH: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
573
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,260
Ahh-hh-hh-hh-hh!
574
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:33,930
"Selcouth": Strange, unusual. Yeah.
575
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:37,101
"Pulchritudinous": Physically beautiful.
Like me.
576
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,602
Hey, man.
577
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,339
Uh, I'd like to sell these.
578
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,107
Um, don't tell Gwen.
579
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,342
Why not?
580
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,743
Well, she got 'em for me,
581
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,811
which is really, really sweet,
582
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,912
I just hate the colour, you know?
583
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,148
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
584
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,083
Give you 20 bucks. Not a penny more.
585
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,284
These skis are ponderous.
586
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,553
[LAUGHS] What the hell does that mean?
587
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,822
It means bunglesome or incommodious.
588
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,960
Fuck you, man.
589
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,432
"Libatory"...
590
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,267
Oh, that's good.
591
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,103
"Badmash": A hooligan.
592
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,505
Hmm, quite a badmash!
593
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,441
"Humdudgeon":
An imaginary illness or pain.
594
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,510
I don't have any of those.
595
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,779
"Pizookie":
The original cast iron cookie.
596
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:22,913
Okay, obviously.
597
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:27,651
"Sternutator":
An agent that causes sneezes.
598
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,854
"Pantagruelian": Enormous.
599
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,058
My Goodness,
Keeran is a pantagruelian horn dog.
600
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,560
"Scofflaw": A person who flouts the law.
601
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:37,728
Ooh, "flouts" is good too.
602
00:21:37,778 --> 00:21:42,328
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