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Whichever you want. 14 00:00:49,676 --> 00:00:51,177 [soft snoring] 15 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:55,515 [snoring] 16 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:58,518 [insects chirping] 17 00:01:01,146 --> 00:01:02,397 Gerald? 18 00:01:04,441 --> 00:01:05,775 [thud] Ow! God! 19 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:07,611 - Shit! Sorry! It was just a tiny rock. 20 00:01:07,611 --> 00:01:08,612 - Matt?! 21 00:01:08,612 --> 00:01:10,447 - I was tryin' to throw it at the window to wake ya up. 22 00:01:10,447 --> 00:01:12,198 - What the fuck are you doing here? Are you on coke? 23 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:14,242 - No. Do you have any? - No! 24 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:15,911 - Shit. Okay, doesn't matter. 25 00:01:15,911 --> 00:01:17,954 Listen, I really need to talk to you. 26 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:20,582 - Oh, God. Ugh, I already told you, okay? 27 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:23,501 I'm sorry. I-I know I'm a special gal, 28 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,128 and you have a great place in your heart for me, 29 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,922 but I-- you gotta move on, man. 30 00:01:26,922 --> 00:01:28,882 - Ew. No. I just-- 31 00:01:28,882 --> 00:01:31,343 I really need to talk to you, Beth. I really need to talk to you right now. 32 00:01:31,343 --> 00:01:32,886 Can we just go sit somewhere, please? 33 00:01:32,886 --> 00:01:35,013 - Oh, my God, you scared the shit outta me. 34 00:01:35,013 --> 00:01:36,848 Fine. Go inside. [horn honking] 35 00:01:36,848 --> 00:01:39,351 - Oh, yeah. Can you be a doll and-and pay my cab? 36 00:01:39,351 --> 00:01:42,354 He's got twins in college, so tip, like, 30%. 37 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:49,110 It's a nice place. 38 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:52,280 It's a nice, uh, little place. 39 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,116 That's a cool James Baldwin painting. 40 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,409 You read much of his stuff? 41 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:59,037 - Matt! What? - [sighs] Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 42 00:01:59,037 --> 00:02:01,456 I'm just-- I'm a little nervous, alright? I got-- 43 00:02:01,456 --> 00:02:02,457 [sighs] 44 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:04,876 Do you remember Melanie, my ex? 45 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:06,461 - No. - I told you about her! 46 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:08,505 She's the one with the Crank Yankers tattoo on her ankle. 47 00:02:08,505 --> 00:02:10,382 - Sounds cool. - Okay, so, 48 00:02:10,382 --> 00:02:13,343 Melanie, my ex, dumps me for this guy 49 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:15,136 named Jason, who worked at this, like, 50 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:18,640 total douche resort in meatpacking, okay? 51 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,809 It was, uh-- Oh, God, what was the name of the club? 52 00:02:20,809 --> 00:02:22,352 - Oh, my God. Who cares? 53 00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:23,478 Get to your point. - Oh, no, it's really gonna bug me. 54 00:02:23,478 --> 00:02:27,440 It's, like, called Impasse or Undertaker or somethin' like that. I don't know. Um-- 55 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,235 Anyway, so, Melanie gets knocked up, like, 56 00:02:30,235 --> 00:02:33,989 five minutes after they start dating. Okay? And she decides to keep it. 57 00:02:33,989 --> 00:02:37,659 And so, she and this dude, who worked at-- 58 00:02:37,659 --> 00:02:39,661 Oh, it's right on the tip of my tongue! 59 00:02:39,661 --> 00:02:40,787 - Oh, my God. - They moved to Florida, 60 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:42,622 and I never hear from her ever again, 61 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:45,125 like, ever, until yesterday. 62 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,628 And it turns out-- 63 00:02:51,089 --> 00:02:53,300 Underpass. - What? 64 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,385 - That's the name of the club! Underpass! - Oh, my God! 65 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:56,845 - It was killing me. - Just shut up. 66 00:02:56,845 --> 00:02:58,346 - Underpass. - Just-- It's 3:00 in the morning. 67 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:01,600 - Terrible music, worse drinks. He was a shitty bartender. 68 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,601 - Matt-- - Anyway, 69 00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:04,060 they're goin' through a divorce, right? 70 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,604 And it's startin' to turn a little nasty now. 71 00:03:05,604 --> 00:03:07,522 He demands a paternity test 72 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:10,025 for his 16-year-old daughter. 73 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:13,069 Turns out, it's not his. 74 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:14,362 Guess whose it is? 75 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,449 - No way. No way. 76 00:03:17,449 --> 00:03:21,036 - I'm pretty sure, okay? Melanie says she's, like, been lyin' the whole time. 77 00:03:21,036 --> 00:03:23,079 She told me, like, she knew, 78 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:24,456 but she just didn't say anything 79 00:03:24,456 --> 00:03:27,375 'cause she wanted to be with him, not me. I don't know. 80 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:30,086 - So, you're really not here to try and get me back? 81 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,880 - Ew! No. I find you kinda revolting now. 82 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:34,216 - Okay, revolting? I'm not a 10. 83 00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:36,635 - You're the only person I can talk to about this! 84 00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:38,720 So, Melanie's saying, like, her kid, 85 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:42,349 or-or our kid-- I-I don't even know what the fuck to call her. 86 00:03:42,349 --> 00:03:44,059 She wants to meet me. 87 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:46,269 - Oh, my God. 88 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,188 You're someone's dad. 89 00:03:48,188 --> 00:03:50,565 - If my mom was alive, 90 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:52,567 she would die right now. 91 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,528 - What does Meri think about all this? 92 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:58,490 - Do you think I could talk to Meri about this? 93 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:00,408 - No. No, no, no. Oh, my God. 94 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:05,455 Okay. Okay. Okay. Y-You, you, you got this. Hey! 95 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:08,500 Seriously, it's gonna be alright. This is good. 96 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,876 - Yeah? - It's a good thing! 97 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:11,795 Like, do you have a picture? 98 00:04:11,795 --> 00:04:13,171 Does she look like you? 99 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,424 'Cause she-- I mean, really, who knows at this point? 100 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,884 She might not even look like you. - Here. 101 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:19,928 - That is your daughter! 102 00:04:19,928 --> 00:04:22,597 [laughs] Oh, my God, it looks like you in a wig! 103 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:25,058 Oh, my God. This is just like you in a wig. 104 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:26,977 This looks like a joke! 105 00:04:26,977 --> 00:04:28,603 She's pretty though, somehow. 106 00:04:29,354 --> 00:04:31,898 Sorry. Um, what's her name? 107 00:04:31,898 --> 00:04:33,525 [inhales] 108 00:04:33,525 --> 00:04:34,985 - Claire. 109 00:04:36,069 --> 00:04:37,320 - Claire. 110 00:04:38,905 --> 00:04:42,284 LEONARD: Alright, I don't know if I get the tuna melt or the turkey, uh. 111 00:04:42,284 --> 00:04:44,869 I'll just get the tu-turkey m-- the tuna melt. 112 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:46,496 Turkey's not too dry, is it? 113 00:04:46,496 --> 00:04:48,707 WAITRESS: No. - Alright. You sure about that? 114 00:04:48,707 --> 00:04:50,500 WAITRESS: Positive. - Alright. What's your name? 115 00:04:51,418 --> 00:04:53,920 - Katie. - Katie, the beautiful lady. 116 00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:56,047 Alright, I'll have the, uh, 117 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:58,550 turkey club and an iced tea, 118 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,010 but hold the ice. 119 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:02,053 - No ice? - No ice. 120 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:04,681 'Cause I only have "ice" for you. Huh? 121 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:07,225 - Mm-hm. Enjoy. 122 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:08,727 - Alright, I will. 123 00:05:08,727 --> 00:05:10,061 [fingers tapping] - Dad? 124 00:05:10,061 --> 00:05:12,022 [diner chatter] 125 00:05:12,022 --> 00:05:13,607 Ew. - "Ew" what? 126 00:05:13,607 --> 00:05:14,816 - You're way too old for her. 127 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:16,735 - No, I'm not. - New rule, 128 00:05:16,735 --> 00:05:19,279 you can't flirt with anyone under 25. 129 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:20,697 - Well, how am I supposed to know her age? 130 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:24,492 How can ya tell anymore? Alright, fine. I won't. 131 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,493 I swear. I promise. 132 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:28,705 [sighs] 133 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:30,123 Ow! Don't be so-- Ow, ow! - Oh, my God. 134 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:31,791 - Ow, ow, ow! - Of course, you do this. 135 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:32,959 - Katie, I need some ice! - Dad. 136 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:34,753 - She's breakin' my finger! - Stop. 137 00:05:34,753 --> 00:05:36,254 Stop. It's, like-- Oh, my gosh. 138 00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:37,964 AUTOMATED VOICE: When you have finished recording, 139 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:40,675 you may hang up or press one for more options. 140 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:42,135 [beeps] - Hey, Annie. 141 00:05:42,135 --> 00:05:45,722 Um, I-I-I've been trying to catch you. I've... 142 00:05:46,556 --> 00:05:50,518 been wanting to fill you in on John, um, 143 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:53,104 and Matt. Oh, my God. 144 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:55,982 Uh, yeah. But, uh, 145 00:05:55,982 --> 00:05:58,610 I'm in this little girl's room today. 146 00:05:58,610 --> 00:06:02,322 Uh, I'm organizing it. I'm not just, like, hanging out 147 00:06:02,322 --> 00:06:05,951 in a little girl's room. [phone beeps] 148 00:06:11,665 --> 00:06:14,876 ♪ Rewind (Echo Mountain Sessions) by Sylvan Esso playing ♪ 149 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:17,712 ♪ Watch them, take it on back ♪ 150 00:06:17,712 --> 00:06:20,590 ♪ Take it on back, do the rewind, yeah ♪ 151 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:23,593 ♪ Moving so fast, backward attack ♪ 152 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:26,471 ♪ Do it again, light up the room ♪ 153 00:06:26,471 --> 00:06:29,182 ♪ Watch them, take it on back ♪ 154 00:06:29,182 --> 00:06:32,018 ♪ Take it on back, do the rewind, yeah ♪ 155 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:34,896 ♪ Moving so fast, backward attack ♪ 156 00:06:34,896 --> 00:06:37,274 ♪ Do it again, light up the room ♪ 157 00:06:44,531 --> 00:06:46,032 CESAR: Hey, John. 158 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,119 - Hey, Cesar. 159 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:51,621 - We all gonna go to Larsen's in a few. You down? 160 00:06:52,581 --> 00:06:55,000 - [chewing] Maybe some other time. 161 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,544 I'm really enjoying being on my own right now. 162 00:06:57,544 --> 00:06:59,337 - Okay. See you tomorrow. 163 00:06:59,337 --> 00:07:01,715 - I just learned about myself, and [smacks] 164 00:07:02,299 --> 00:07:05,218 just wanna respect my needs and what I want. 165 00:07:05,218 --> 00:07:07,012 - Cool. Right. 166 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:09,514 - I feel really good about that. 167 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:11,558 - I'm gonna take off. 168 00:07:11,558 --> 00:07:13,435 - Cool. Thanks. 169 00:07:13,435 --> 00:07:15,937 See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. 170 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:17,939 - Have fun. [chomps] 171 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:22,193 ♪ upbeat jazz music playing ♪ 172 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,159 - [gasps] Well, well, well! 173 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:31,494 Look who came crawling back. 174 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,371 - I'm not really back, Clark. 175 00:07:33,371 --> 00:07:36,458 I have a job I actually love now. No offense. 176 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:38,793 - It's okay. My soul left long ago. 177 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:41,922 I've been quiet quitting for months. - What does that mean? 178 00:07:41,922 --> 00:07:45,133 - I blend in with the background and don't talk to anyone. Watch. 179 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:47,135 [office chatter] 180 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:48,428 - Hi, Clark. 181 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:51,348 [phone ringing] - Great. 182 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:54,100 - You don't deserve love. 183 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,061 BETH: What? - Nothing! 184 00:07:57,062 --> 00:08:00,148 - Wow. Really like what you've done with the place. 185 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:01,650 - It's pretty great, right? 186 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:02,776 - Yeah. - You like that? 187 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:04,319 - What the fuck is that? 188 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:06,905 - I'm thinkin' about exchangin' it. I-I saw this samurai-- 189 00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:08,573 - Cool. So, what are you gonna say to Claire? 190 00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:11,576 - Oh, okay. So, I wrote some things down. - Mm-hm. 191 00:08:11,576 --> 00:08:13,411 - Because, uh, I thought 192 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:15,914 maybe I would say somethin' wrong and screw it up. 193 00:08:15,914 --> 00:08:16,873 - Let's hear it. - So-- 194 00:08:16,873 --> 00:08:17,916 You wanna hear it? - Yeah. 195 00:08:17,916 --> 00:08:20,418 - I thought may-- Oh, shit. Don't say anything. 196 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:21,878 [office chatter] 197 00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:23,421 - Oh, my God, hi, Beth! 198 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:26,258 - Hi. - Oh, my God! So nice to see you. 199 00:08:26,258 --> 00:08:27,884 Matt didn't say anything about you coming by. 200 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:31,388 - Yeah, I, uh, I was in the neighborhood. 201 00:08:31,388 --> 00:08:32,639 - Yeah. No, this is cool. 202 00:08:32,639 --> 00:08:34,266 This is like when you graduate from college, 203 00:08:34,266 --> 00:08:36,059 and then you come back, and, 204 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:38,520 you know, everybody's younger than you and-- 205 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,230 It's cool, though. It's not pathetic. 206 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:42,607 - Hey, Meri, can you just, like, give us a minute? 207 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:44,609 Like, one minute? 208 00:08:44,609 --> 00:08:46,570 - Yeah. Yeah, totally. 209 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:49,197 Absolutely. Yeah. I'll just see you 210 00:08:49,197 --> 00:08:51,324 at home, sweetie, where we live. 211 00:08:51,324 --> 00:08:53,743 - Yeah, probably. - Together. Happily. Engaged! 212 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:55,620 - Great. Yeah. - Right? Okay. 213 00:08:56,663 --> 00:08:58,290 - She's fun. MATT: Alright, here we go. 214 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:00,834 I'm nervous. [clears throat] 215 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:04,462 "Claire." 216 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:06,590 [fish tank bubbling] 217 00:09:08,717 --> 00:09:10,844 - That's a whole card? - Yeah. 218 00:09:10,844 --> 00:09:12,095 [sighs] 219 00:09:13,221 --> 00:09:15,348 - "First of all, 220 00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:17,017 you're beautiful--" - No. 221 00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:18,393 - What? - She doesn't know you yet. 222 00:09:18,393 --> 00:09:21,354 You're just, like, some old guy. You can't comment on her looks. 223 00:09:22,272 --> 00:09:24,566 - Shit. - Gimme that card. 224 00:09:24,566 --> 00:09:27,277 I don't trust you not to say it. Yeah. This is not good. 225 00:09:27,277 --> 00:09:29,321 This is-- You're not saying it. - Shit. 226 00:09:29,321 --> 00:09:32,449 "Ever since your mom told me that I had a daughter, 227 00:09:32,449 --> 00:09:35,952 "I haven't been able to stop thinking about all of the time I missed with you. 228 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:41,666 "I just wanna be clear that I had no idea, 229 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,085 "and that I never would've abandoned you. 230 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:48,215 "If anything, I would've protected you, 231 00:09:48,215 --> 00:09:51,885 "like Liam Neeson in the first two Taken films. 232 00:09:51,885 --> 00:09:53,386 "Or The Grey. 233 00:09:53,386 --> 00:09:56,556 Or Schindler's List." - I'm gonna have to stop you right there. 234 00:09:56,556 --> 00:09:58,600 - Was it too many Liam Neesons? - Yeah. 235 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,268 And it's comin' in a little intense. 236 00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:02,103 - [sighs] She's gonna know I'm a mess. 237 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:03,939 - She's gonna be crazy about you. 238 00:10:03,939 --> 00:10:06,900 - I've done nothing with my life. I've got nothing to show her. 239 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:10,237 - What do you mean? You work at this cool wine place! 240 00:10:10,237 --> 00:10:14,991 You're a cool guy. You're handsome. You live in New York City. 241 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,993 I mean, she's gonna think you're a rockstar. 242 00:10:17,786 --> 00:10:18,912 - I am handsome. 243 00:10:18,912 --> 00:10:19,996 [phone buzzing] 244 00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:22,499 - Oh, shit. Cole needs me. I have to go. 245 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,794 - I need you. I-I really need you here, Beth. Okay? 246 00:10:25,794 --> 00:10:28,505 I can't, I can't bullshit my way through this like I normally do. 247 00:10:28,505 --> 00:10:30,507 - Okay, well, I can't bullshit my way through my job. 248 00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:32,425 I like my job-- - Trash? 249 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:34,553 - No. - Your trash? 250 00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:36,513 - No, we're okay. I don't-- [thud] 251 00:10:37,389 --> 00:10:39,975 MERI: We all see you, Clark! 252 00:10:39,975 --> 00:10:42,644 COLE: Makes me squirt. Does not squirt. 253 00:10:42,644 --> 00:10:44,813 Does not squirt. Does not squirt. 254 00:10:44,813 --> 00:10:48,149 Makes me squirt. This, I'm gonna keep for myself. 255 00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:50,652 - Squirt? - Yep. Marie Kondo has "sparks joy." 256 00:10:50,652 --> 00:10:52,612 I have "makes me squirt." 257 00:10:52,612 --> 00:10:54,531 - Better lives through less clutter. 258 00:10:54,531 --> 00:10:56,533 - And apparently, it's "bring your crackhead to work" day. 259 00:10:56,533 --> 00:11:00,287 - Don't worry, I'm here to work. I can totally multitask. 260 00:11:00,287 --> 00:11:01,288 [puts down bag] 261 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:04,082 The key for you is gonna be to listen 262 00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:05,542 and be present. - Alright. 263 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,669 - Okay? No, like, working the room. 264 00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:11,089 - I've been sellin' myself my whole life. You're tellin' me not to do that? 265 00:11:11,089 --> 00:11:14,759 - Exactly. Forget the whole idea of you. 266 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:17,262 Any instincts you have, ignore. 267 00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:20,181 - What are you gonna wear? - Huh? 268 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:23,602 - Well, I only ask because y-you look like someone 269 00:11:23,602 --> 00:11:26,271 who might try to sell her a Joker NFT. 270 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:28,481 - Fuck yeah. NFTs. 271 00:11:30,025 --> 00:11:33,236 ♪ Steal Away by Robbie Dupree playing ♪ 272 00:11:33,236 --> 00:11:35,739 [indistinct chatter] 273 00:11:35,739 --> 00:11:38,742 - [chuckles] Yeah, right. Oh, my gosh. 274 00:11:39,784 --> 00:11:42,120 Alright, wish me luck at my dad's. 275 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,496 FRIEND: Good luck. LEONARD: Hey, Beth. 276 00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:45,498 BETH: See you, guys. FRIEND: See ya later. 277 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:48,835 Everything's fine 278 00:11:49,878 --> 00:11:52,464 Hey, volleyballers. 279 00:11:52,464 --> 00:11:54,174 Everything's fine. - Dad, what's wrong? 280 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:55,467 - Good to see you. - Is everything okay? 281 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:57,677 - I got a problem. I got a situation. 282 00:11:57,677 --> 00:11:58,929 I got a sit-- I need you to help. - What do you mean? 283 00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:00,555 - Just come in here. - You're freaking me out! 284 00:12:00,555 --> 00:12:02,807 - Listen, I had a young, a young lady come over. 285 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:05,060 We were havin' a nice time. We were havin' fun. 286 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:08,688 And then, boom, she dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes. 287 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:10,232 Her eyes rolled up in the back of her head. 288 00:12:10,232 --> 00:12:12,484 - Wait, what?! - I don't know, I don't know what the fuck is goin' on. 289 00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:15,028 - Wait. Oh, my G-- Is she dead?! - I need your help. She's fine. 290 00:12:15,028 --> 00:12:16,488 - Is she okay? - I don't know. 291 00:12:16,488 --> 00:12:17,697 I called 911. - What the f-- What? 292 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:19,366 - Just shh. It's okay. 293 00:12:19,366 --> 00:12:21,409 - Wait. How, how old was she? - It's okay. 294 00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:22,702 Who cares? [elevator dings] 295 00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:24,371 - Who care-- How old? How old was she, Dad? 296 00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:27,916 - She's mid to late, early 60s. I don't know, Beth. 297 00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:29,292 It's a lonely world. - Six-- Okay. 298 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:30,585 - Okay? - Alright. 299 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:31,962 - You know, and-- - Oh, my-- 300 00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:33,797 - She looked like a young Estelle Getty when she-- 301 00:12:33,797 --> 00:12:36,049 - Alright, alright. Let's just go, psycho. - This piece of shit elevator. 302 00:12:36,049 --> 00:12:38,009 Goddamn this thing sucks. 303 00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:40,262 And we're up. And we're walking. BETH: Alright. Alright, we're up. 304 00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:42,597 LEONARD: We're walking and we're moving. BETH: Okay. Okay, you got her? 305 00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:44,182 LEONARD: The elevator's here. BETH: Okay. 306 00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:46,101 Yeah, we thought it would just be better to call, ya know? 307 00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:49,271 'Cause she was feeling dizzy. So, we just kinda-- 308 00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:50,897 - And you're his daughter? 309 00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:55,068 - Yeah. Um, uh, I was with him the whole time. 310 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,987 Yeah. She's my grandma on my mom's side. 311 00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:59,573 - Her mom's side. And we-we-we appreciate your service 312 00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:03,076 a-and we wish we could come with, but, uh, she's got a practice. 313 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:05,078 See, she's got a recital with the f-- - Oh. 314 00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,955 - Was it the f-- It's the recorder. - Yeah. 315 00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,707 - Thank you, gentlemen. We really do. - Yeah, I do. 316 00:13:08,707 --> 00:13:10,667 I have a con-- I have a recital. - Come on. 317 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:13,336 Thank you so much. I'm sorry. - Jesus! Seriously? 318 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,589 - These things happen. I'm sorry. - Do they? 319 00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:18,091 - I guess so. I-I-I need a drink. - Oh, my gosh. 320 00:13:19,134 --> 00:13:21,720 [arcade sounds, chatter] - Should we do a shot? 321 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,138 - No, we're not doing a shot. 322 00:13:23,138 --> 00:13:24,890 - Come on, just, like, a quick pickleback. 323 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:27,475 - We're not doing a pickleback, okay? You're about to meet your daughter. 324 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:29,269 Look, this is gonna be great. 325 00:13:29,269 --> 00:13:31,646 Anything important, I'll put up here on the board, alright? 326 00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,815 I'm gonna hide and write things for you to say. 327 00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:36,484 But ignore me. She shouldn't know I'm here. 328 00:13:36,484 --> 00:13:37,736 - Just write clearly, alright? 329 00:13:37,736 --> 00:13:39,529 You have, like, a serial killer kinda 330 00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:41,031 script. - No, I don't. I have good handwriting. 331 00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:42,407 You probably won't even need me. 332 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,408 - Alright. - Yeah. 333 00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:44,075 - Should we do a car bomb? 334 00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:46,494 Like, real quick? Quick car bomb? - No. Nope. No. 335 00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:47,954 - Alright. - Okay. 336 00:13:47,954 --> 00:13:49,706 - Alright. I can do this, right? - Yeah. Yeah. 337 00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:52,000 You got it! Oh, my God, you got this. - Okay. Alright. 338 00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:54,085 Here they come. How do I look? 339 00:13:54,085 --> 00:13:55,837 - Very boring. - Not too boring? 340 00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:58,215 - Just boring enough. Okay. Good luck. 341 00:13:58,215 --> 00:14:00,926 [chattering] 342 00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:03,511 ♪ soft music playing on speakers ♪ 343 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,520 - Hey, Matt. [sighs] 344 00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:16,107 Good to see you. - Yeah. Been a long time. 345 00:14:16,107 --> 00:14:17,108 - This is Claire. 346 00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:19,903 Claire, this is... Matt. 347 00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:20,946 [sighs] - Hi. 348 00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:22,155 MATT: Hey. 349 00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:23,782 - Um. 350 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:27,244 - Um. 351 00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,830 - I-I just thought we would, ya know, like-- 352 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:33,750 - Okay! Honey, have fun. I'll text you when I'm out. 353 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:37,254 I'm gonna go see The Little Black Mermaid. - You can just say The Little Mermaid. 354 00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:41,174 - Sorry again about [laughs] 355 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,928 ya know... all this. 356 00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:49,140 - Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it. 357 00:14:58,191 --> 00:14:59,693 [nervous laugh] 358 00:15:00,694 --> 00:15:03,363 Um... should, should we-- 359 00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:06,366 - Yeah. [chuckles] 360 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,706 [nervous laugh] [electronic game noises] 361 00:15:12,706 --> 00:15:15,750 - Uh, this place is great, right? It's like a Chuck E. Cheese for adults. 362 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:19,045 - Yeah. [laughs] We have them in Florida, too. 363 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:22,132 - Really? 364 00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:25,552 I-I thought this was the only one. Huh. 365 00:15:35,186 --> 00:15:36,563 How was the flight? 366 00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:38,064 - Um. 367 00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:40,650 It was... fine. [weak laugh] 368 00:15:43,904 --> 00:15:45,739 - Oh, God! [sobbing] 369 00:15:45,739 --> 00:15:49,451 - Oh! Oh, my gosh. [sobbing] 370 00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:53,413 - I can't! - What?! 371 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:55,999 [loud sobbing] - [mouthing] Stop crying. 372 00:15:55,999 --> 00:15:57,584 - What is that? - Stop! 373 00:15:57,584 --> 00:16:00,086 - It looks like chickenpox! [sobs] I'm sorry. 374 00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:02,881 - I'm sorry. Can you move over? Hi, Claire. I'm Beth, 375 00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:06,760 a friend of your-- Matt's. - [sobs] I'm sorry! 376 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,887 - I really apologize for this. 377 00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:10,430 He's feeling a little overwhelmed. 378 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,307 - Yeah, I-I can see that. BETH: Yeah. 379 00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:13,683 Uh. [sighs] 380 00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:16,394 So, you're, um-- [sighs] God, I, 381 00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:19,564 I can't imagine how confusing this must all be for you. 382 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:22,776 You're, like, 16, right? [sobs] 383 00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:25,320 Yeah. Can you drive yet or-- 384 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,613 - Um. 385 00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:28,907 I got my license, 386 00:16:28,907 --> 00:16:31,576 but w-we-we only have one car, 387 00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,745 and my mom never lets me drive. 388 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:36,414 - Man. [scoffs] When I got my license, 389 00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:39,167 my dad started using me as his personal chauffeur. 390 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,336 [both laugh] You're lucky. 391 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:44,798 - Listen, I just want-- [sobbing] 392 00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:46,633 - Okay. Okay. Hey, take your time. 393 00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:48,677 Right? Right, champ? Take your time. You got this. 394 00:16:48,677 --> 00:16:50,554 He's got this. He's got this. 395 00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:53,390 So, what's school like? 396 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,475 Right? Any, 397 00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:57,727 um, boyfriends? Girlfriends? 398 00:16:57,727 --> 00:17:00,605 - No. No, not really. Um, there's, 399 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:03,024 uh, one guy I've been DMing. 400 00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:07,612 We're in the talking stage, uh, but nothing serious. 401 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:10,073 - Mm, talking stage. I love that. 402 00:17:10,073 --> 00:17:12,742 I'm married, so I guess we just ended that phase. 403 00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:14,452 - You're funny. 404 00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:18,456 Um, but most of my time is taken up by basketball. 405 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:21,418 - Fun! My husband's obsessed with basketball. 406 00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,461 I played volleyball when I was your age. 407 00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:26,089 I thought I was really good. 408 00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:27,257 Are you good? 409 00:17:27,883 --> 00:17:30,302 - I start. BETH: Wow. 410 00:17:30,302 --> 00:17:32,846 - Holy shit. That's, that's fuckin' awesome. 411 00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:37,559 [sniffles] Um, what position? [sniffles] 412 00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:39,352 - Uh, point guard. 413 00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:41,563 Yeah, the team almost won state last year. 414 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:43,440 It's a, it's a good squad. Yeah. 415 00:17:43,982 --> 00:17:48,028 - Whoa. - Uh, my cousin, o-our cousin, Kelly, 416 00:17:48,028 --> 00:17:50,614 she's an assistant head coach with the Seattle Storm. 417 00:17:50,614 --> 00:17:51,865 - Really? 418 00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:54,534 - Yeah, yeah. She, uh, she-she kinda made her way 419 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:56,661 under Muffet McGraw at Notre Dame. 420 00:17:57,329 --> 00:18:01,082 - Our coach just showed us a video of Notre Dame playing. Yeah. 421 00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:02,667 - Yeah. - Yeah. [giggles] 422 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:06,504 - You kn-- You know, um, Seattle will probably play Tampa next season, 423 00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:08,548 so, uh, maybe I could fly down, 424 00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:11,051 and we-we could go, and-and you can meet her. 425 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:15,388 - Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. [laughs] 426 00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:17,349 That's sick. [giggles] 427 00:18:21,144 --> 00:18:23,021 - We should order, right? BETH: Yeah. 428 00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:24,439 Let's get some menus, right? CLAIRE: Yeah, yeah. 429 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:26,608 - Yeah. [sniffles] BETH: Yeah. 430 00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:32,280 - I'm fine. [Leonard laughing] 431 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,909 - [on TV] That was totally uncalled for. [laughing] 432 00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:39,120 - It's a little boring over here, so. [TV chatter] 433 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,705 He's good. 434 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,958 Bye, Mom. Tell Annie I love her. 435 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:44,626 Okay, bye. 436 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:45,794 [phone clicking] 437 00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:48,171 - Bethy, I am telling you, Goldie's the best. 438 00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,631 [mouth full] She's the coolest chick in the world. 439 00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:51,716 Come watch this movie with me. 440 00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:52,717 - Oh, yeah, she's great. 441 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:55,679 LEONARD: The best. BETH: Hey, I'll only watch it 442 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:57,764 if you don't have any more Golden Girls passed out around here. 443 00:18:57,764 --> 00:18:59,933 - [giggles] You're funny just like her. 444 00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:01,560 And lovable. - Thanks. 445 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,894 - And beautiful. - Aww. 446 00:19:02,894 --> 00:19:04,896 [laughing] 447 00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:07,774 [doorbell ringing] - I got a special surprise for you. 448 00:19:07,774 --> 00:19:09,859 You're gonna love this. 449 00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:12,487 Hang on. [Beth sighs] 450 00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:14,114 Hello? [door opens] 451 00:19:14,114 --> 00:19:17,492 DELIVERY PERSON: Hey. Been a while. LEONARD: So good to see you! 452 00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:19,202 DELIVERY PERSON: You too. 453 00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:21,788 - Look what I got. Your favorite. [bag crinkling] 454 00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:24,374 Shrimp with lobster sauce. - Oh, my gosh. 455 00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:26,543 Oh, my gosh! Dad, thank you! 456 00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:28,211 - I got egg rolls. - Thank you! 457 00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:30,338 - I got spareribs. 458 00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:32,215 I got egg foo young. [gasps] 459 00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:34,759 I got shrimp fried rice. - Oh, yeah, baby. 460 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:37,971 - I got everything we love. 461 00:19:37,971 --> 00:19:39,472 Who's better than us? - [softly] Thanks, Dad. 462 00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:40,724 Nobody's better than us. 463 00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:42,642 - Nobody. Now, stuff your face. - Nobody. 464 00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:46,062 - Your Instagram's funny. 465 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,772 You wear a lot of aviators. 466 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,566 BETH: Thank you. 467 00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:50,817 Your Instagram's embarrassing. 468 00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:52,944 - Yeah. I'm a wine salesman, 469 00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:55,780 so I have to project a certain image. 470 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,450 - I can help you with that. - You would? 471 00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,452 You will? 472 00:20:00,452 --> 00:20:02,621 ♪ soft music playing over speakers ♪ 473 00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:05,373 Um, well, but, uh, 474 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:09,127 this is the, is the real me, the real... us. 475 00:20:09,127 --> 00:20:12,088 I, I put some, um, pictures together. 476 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:14,507 Well, I put an album together. Uh. 477 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:19,012 Just thought maybe you'd wanna see-- Oh, here. 478 00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:21,014 There's Kelly right there, right about your age. 479 00:20:21,014 --> 00:20:23,516 And that's me. [Claire giggles] 480 00:20:24,351 --> 00:20:28,104 I just, um, I don't know. I thought, I thought maybe you'd wanna 481 00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:30,607 see your relatives and, um, 482 00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:35,987 [emotional] and your grandparents. [clears throat, sighs] 483 00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:39,783 [normal] Sorry. Yeah, I just thought you'd find it interesting. I don't know. 484 00:20:39,783 --> 00:20:42,452 ♪ 485 00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:45,747 - This is so nice. Thank you. 486 00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:48,500 - Don't mention it. 487 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,294 - I got you something. Kinda similar vibe. 488 00:20:51,294 --> 00:20:53,255 [giggles] [paper rustling] 489 00:20:53,255 --> 00:20:54,506 Ta-da. 490 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:58,593 [paper rustling] 491 00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:04,766 [chattering] 492 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:12,357 - That's nice. 493 00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:19,739 I'm sorry I wasn't there. 494 00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:22,492 - You didn't know. 495 00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:25,453 It's okay. Really. It's fine. 496 00:21:31,209 --> 00:21:34,170 MATT: Ya know, I always thought I'd excel in Tampa. 497 00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,672 [buzzer] 498 00:21:35,672 --> 00:21:38,008 She just reminded me so much of my mom. I wasn't ready for that. 499 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:40,677 It was like seeing a ghost. I lost it. 500 00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,012 BETH: Yeah, you did. 501 00:21:42,012 --> 00:21:45,599 - Just wait 'til you have a kid and she reminds you of Jane. 502 00:21:45,599 --> 00:21:48,602 - You mean shack up with a firefighter and forget my birthday? 503 00:21:48,602 --> 00:21:49,811 [laughs] 504 00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:52,606 [shooting basketballs] - Sixteen years. I've missed so much. 505 00:21:52,606 --> 00:21:54,649 She's starting guard on varsity. 506 00:21:54,649 --> 00:21:56,818 She's so cool. She's smart, right? 507 00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:59,362 - She seemed to think you were pretty cool, too. 508 00:21:59,362 --> 00:22:02,073 - Stop. - No, she already loves you. 509 00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:04,034 Could you tell that? She does. 510 00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:05,869 The way she was looking at you? 511 00:22:06,912 --> 00:22:08,997 It's not 'cause you're so special, okay? 512 00:22:08,997 --> 00:22:12,167 It's because it doesn't matter who your parents are. 513 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:15,003 You just can't help but love them, right? 514 00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:16,713 Especially the dad. 515 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:21,593 - I'm done fuckin' my life up. [shooting basketballs] 516 00:22:22,636 --> 00:22:24,471 I wanna be somebody she's proud of. 517 00:22:25,222 --> 00:22:26,723 - I know you will. 518 00:22:27,641 --> 00:22:29,142 [buzzer] 519 00:22:30,185 --> 00:22:32,187 - You were really good with her. You know that? 520 00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:33,772 ♪ 521 00:22:33,772 --> 00:22:36,650 A natural. I always thought you'd be a good mother. 522 00:22:36,650 --> 00:22:39,277 - Get outta here. - It's true. 523 00:22:39,277 --> 00:22:40,779 Deal with it. 524 00:22:41,613 --> 00:22:43,740 SERVER: Your club soda, sir. - Thanks. 525 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:46,159 - I guess I could see myself being a mom. 526 00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:49,120 - Uh, your skinny Mississippi mudslide blaster with all the bells and whistles. 527 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,330 - Is there a rum floater in here? 528 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:51,581 - Sure is. 529 00:22:52,457 --> 00:22:54,209 - Usually, I can smell if there's rum on top, 530 00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:57,379 but he seems trustworthy. [slurps] 531 00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,381 [deep breath] 532 00:22:59,381 --> 00:23:02,384 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 533 00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:08,056 Oh, what do we write in your dad's thank you note? 534 00:23:09,516 --> 00:23:11,017 - He hates mail. 535 00:23:11,893 --> 00:23:14,396 And texts and phone calls. 536 00:23:16,481 --> 00:23:18,483 - Maybe we'll skip that one. 537 00:23:19,776 --> 00:23:22,112 You're goin' pretty fast over there. 538 00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:24,614 Let's see what kind of thank you note writer you are. 539 00:23:25,407 --> 00:23:28,785 "Aunt Charlotte, I already had a blender. Want it back? John and Beth." 540 00:23:28,785 --> 00:23:32,622 Okay, I'm gonna actually take over this activity. Thank you. 541 00:23:33,999 --> 00:23:36,126 - Alright. Well, I'm pretty tired. 542 00:23:36,126 --> 00:23:37,752 Think I'm just gonna go to sleep. 543 00:23:39,212 --> 00:23:40,463 [sighs] 544 00:23:41,256 --> 00:23:43,216 - Today was good. - It was okay? 545 00:23:43,216 --> 00:23:45,218 - Yeah. It was 546 00:23:46,303 --> 00:23:47,804 sweet. She just-- 547 00:23:48,805 --> 00:23:50,640 I don't know, they connected. She wasn't mad 548 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,143 about all the years he missed or anything. It was just 549 00:23:54,102 --> 00:23:56,104 love and adoration. 550 00:23:57,856 --> 00:23:59,816 - That's nice. 551 00:23:59,816 --> 00:24:02,319 We love our parents. [sighs] - Yeah. 552 00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:04,863 ♪ 553 00:24:04,863 --> 00:24:06,531 I think I wanna have one. 554 00:24:07,073 --> 00:24:08,575 - A parent? 555 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:10,869 - A kid. 556 00:24:10,869 --> 00:24:12,495 [John sighs] 557 00:24:12,495 --> 00:24:14,497 - I'm a little tired, but I can rally. 558 00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,335 - Not right now. 559 00:24:18,335 --> 00:24:20,462 - Whenever. 560 00:24:20,462 --> 00:24:22,214 I'm ready. 561 00:24:22,214 --> 00:24:25,550 - Really? 'Cause I'm serious. - Me too. 562 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:27,552 I want that, too. 563 00:24:27,552 --> 00:24:29,971 So, let's try. 564 00:24:31,139 --> 00:24:33,516 - Let's try. 565 00:24:33,516 --> 00:24:37,354 ♪ Mine Forever by Lord Huron playing ♪ 566 00:24:37,354 --> 00:24:43,360 ♪ If you ever wanna see my face again, I wanna know ♪ 567 00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:51,076 ♪ If you ever get lonely, please let me know ♪ 568 00:24:51,076 --> 00:24:52,911 ♪ Oh ♪ 569 00:24:52,911 --> 00:24:58,917 ♪ If you never wanna see my face again, I'll understand ♪ 570 00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:06,716 ♪ If forever gets lonely, take my hand ♪ 571 00:25:08,802 --> 00:25:10,804 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 572 00:25:23,733 --> 00:25:28,071 ♪ In my mind, you're mine forever ♪ 573 00:25:28,071 --> 00:25:31,700 ♪ In my mind, you're mine forever ♪ 574 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:35,662 ♪ In my mind, you're mine forever ♪ 575 00:25:35,662 --> 00:25:39,374 ♪ In my mind, you're mine forever ♪ 576 00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:41,293 - It's so easy. 577 00:25:41,343 --> 00:25:45,893 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43313

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