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Thanks for encouraging us
to come to Gay
Pride Day, Brian.
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I think it'll be very
educational for the kids.
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Look, there's two
of 'em with a baby!
Isn't that hilarious?
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They think they're its parents.
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Yeah, this seems
like it'll be fun.
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Real fun, not "Entertain-
your-wife's-parents-
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"while-your-wife-
is-at-work" fun.
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Laura gets home at 7:00,
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so I figure we can stare
at our wine glasses till then.
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So, uh... So, when...
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When do you guys
think you're gonna die?
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Wow, a parade.
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It's like I'm
walking past stuff,
but I'm not going anywhere.
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Look, there's the float
commemorating sham marriages.
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Sorry, this stomach thing
is acting up again tonight.
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Oh,
and I'm going on a business
trip to Mykonos for July.
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And it says this next one
is the "Shocking
Reveal Gay Float."
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I had no idea.
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Hey, check it out.
There's an air show.
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Oh, my God, they're gonna crash!
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No, no, don't worry.
It's a gay air show.
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They're just gonna
lightly touch tips.
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Aw!
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And, we're back everybody!
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I'm Weenie of
Weenie & The Butt,
coming to you live on 97.1.
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♪ Radio DJs
at local events ♪
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Next week, The Boat Show.
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That's right,
Weenie, we've been on the air
here at Quahog Gay Pride Day
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for three straight hours now
and I am exhausted.
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Worn out Butt.
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Ouch.
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Well, listen up, everybody,
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'cause it's time for
our grand prize drawing
for those tickets
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to see Celine Dion
live in Las Vegas!
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Infertility!
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Here we go!
Our grand prize winner is
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Brian Griffin.
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Wow, I don't believe it!
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Hey, congratulations, buddy.
You know, you're a lucky guy.
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The only thing I ever won
was an extra day of summer.
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Okay, Peter, one more day.
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Yay!
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I saw what I look
like in a car window,
and now I don't want to go.
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We now return to Franklin & Bash
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with indicatorsto show which oneis Franklin
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and which one is Bash.
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Defensive blows to their heads
were to send a message...
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Oh, sorry, sorry.
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Help me get into used car sales.
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Hey, Stewie, I don't know
if you have any
interest in this,
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but I was wondering
if you want to go
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to Vegas with me
and see Celine Dion.
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Are you kidding?
Of course I want to go!
Wow, these are good seats!
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I know. Apparently,
they were donated
by Goldman's Pharmacy.
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Turns out Mort's cousin
is Celine's opening act.
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Really? What's his talent?
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I understand he's
a magician of sorts.
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All right, for this next trick,
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I need a quarter
from the audience.
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Okay, thank you.
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You see these, Rupert?
I call these my
"buffet pants."
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I understand that in Las Vegas,
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there is shrimp for the taking.
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And after all, what's healthier
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than seafood for 10,000
in the middle of the desert?
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You almost ready, Stewie?
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We should
probably start heading
to the airport.
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Yes, I was gonna
talk to you
about that, actually.
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Last night,
I was thinking to myself,
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"Why fly,
when we can get
there instantly?"
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What? What do you mean?
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Well, you see,
I recently completed
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construction on
a teleportation device,
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and it occurred to me,
this may be the perfect
chance to try it out.
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Stewie, that's incredible!
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Oh. Hey, guys.
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Peter, what do you have there?
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Give me the scissors.
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I was just gonna
make some masks!
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Use your scissors.
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They're not sharp!
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So, what do you say?
Hmm.
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Teleport to Vegas, huh?
All right, let's do it!
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Okay, now,
the device is
powered by kinetic energy,
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so you've got to
dance to make it work.
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You, uh... Really?
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Yeah, you've got to dance.
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What are you doing, you tool?
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Do you know
anything about science?
You just saw me program it.
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What the hell, Stewie?
It didn't work.
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Oh, that's odd.
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It appears there may still be
a few more bugs to work out.
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Well, it was worth a try.
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Oh, my God, Stewie,
it worked!
We're in Vegas!
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Yeah, all right!
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Well, let's hit the hospital,
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get checked for
teleportation cancer
and then party!
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Well, since
the teleportation machine
failed to get us to Vegas,
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I suppose we should
just catch our plane.
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I'll repair it when we get back.
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You know,
this is going to be
a good trip, Brian.
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I really feel like
fate is on our side.
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Scissors are jerks.
And I'm an owl.
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Oh, wow,
look at that, Stewie.
Perfect timing.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
Everything's just
so beautiful here.
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Ugh. This is miserable.
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Three-hour delay
and a completely
full flight.
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Don't look at us,
you fucking pig.
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Take your Juicy sweatpants
and your dirty
pillow from home,
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and your bucket of Coke,
and get the hell
out of my sight.
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What was her problem?
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Oh!
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You see that, Brian?
That's going to be our
penises later, right?
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Stewie, that
teleportation machine
is amazing.
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It's so great that
we're already here.
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Yep, drink it in, Bri.
Time to enjoy all
the Bellagio has to offer.
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Classic architecture.
Beautiful art.
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Plus, the air is clean
because they suck up all
the cigarette smoke
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and dump it in the bad hotels.
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Smell that, kids?
It's been in
a rich person's mouth.
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Hi. We're checking in.
Griffin?
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Ah, yes.
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I see you've requested
a bed that's good for
bouncing and jumping?
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That is correct.
I am a businessman.
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Just sign here, please.
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And you can actually keep
that pen if you'd like.
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No way! Really?
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Wow, you see that, Brian?
Good luck already.
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You know, I know
we're switching
to a digital world,
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but I think
this little guy's
still got a place in it.
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Hey, we should try
one of those slot
machines by the entrance.
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You know,
they always set those things
to pay out more
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so they can lure
people into the casino.
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Well, that's a great idea.
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Oh, my God, I don't believe it!
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Brian, we won!
We won the jackpot!
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This is unbelievable!
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I haven't had this much fun
since I hosted the Oscars.
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Good evening.
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I just want to say that
I have the utmost respect
for women everywhere.
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And also, the Jews.
Good night.
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Thank God, we're finally here.
That plane ride took forever.
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Kind of weird
they showed
Flight 93 on Flight 93.
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Hi. We're checking in.
Griffin?
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Hmm, I do have
a Griffin here, but
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that room was
checked into hours ago.
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What?
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Yes, and I'm afraid
we have no other
rooms available.
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I see.
Is there a less heavy person
that could check again for me?
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I'm sorry, we're all
booked up because the
Slut Convention's in town.
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Slut Convention?
Yeah.
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They were promised
a single millionaire,
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but it's really just
a bunch of horny squirrels
in a rich-guy suit.
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So, you made your
money in business?
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Where's your room, handsome?
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Can I at least have that pen?
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No, that's Bellagio property.
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Oh.
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Well, this sucks.
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Hey, I'm gonna go try
one of those slot
machines by the entrance.
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They always
set those things
to pay out more
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so they can lure
people into the casino.
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Damn it, Vegas!
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Excuse me,
where can I find
some smoking Asians?
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Oh, everywhere? Okay.
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♪ Luck be a lady tonight
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♪ Luck be a lady tonight
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♪ Luck if you've ever
been a lady to begin with
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♪ Luck be a lady tonight
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♪ Luck let a gentleman see
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♪ How nice a dame
you can be ♪
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Oh, my God,
this place is a dump.
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Well, let's not be
so quick to judge.
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It says here there's
a continental breakfast.
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Oh, the continent is Africa.
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Stewie, this place
is a complete pit.
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I mean,
doesn't it seem
weird to you
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that we have
to re-check-in
every 20 minutes?
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Also the porn is free,
but we have to
watch it in the lobby.
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All right. Look, Brian,
I realize it's
not the Bellagio,
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but I'm just trying to make
the best of a bad situation.
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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And, come on,
it's not the worst place.
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Look, the bloody
handprint on that wall
is giving a thumbs-up.
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That's not a thumbs-up.
That's a hand
with a penis in it.
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Okay, let's see
if we can turn
this trip around.
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I'm gonna try some blackjack.
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Here, take $40.
I'm gonna go get
some ice cream.
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All right,
I'll catch up with you.
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Hey there, Denise.
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How you doing today?
I don't know.
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I usually have to check
with my boyfriend first.
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Oh, uh...
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Hit, please.
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Twenty-four? Crap!
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Do you know
what it's like
to go to the doctor
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and see your own
foot in the garbage can?
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Okay, you have a good night.
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Hey, Stewie,
I need some more money.
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I lost it all, Brian!
What?
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Well, I was on my
way to get ice cream
and I passed a roulette table,
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and I put it all on 16
because of that
Taylor Swift song, Sixteen.
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That song is
called "Fifteen."
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It came up 15!
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Stewie, that was all
the money I brought.
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I knew
I should've brought
Peter instead of you.
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Oh, come on,
you would've done
much worse with him.
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He's got a terrible tell.
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Any cards, Peter?
No, I'm good.
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Oh, this is gonna be great.
I hear she puts
on an amazing show.
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She does.
You'll be amazed that
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that voice comes
out of that face.
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Oh, thank God,
we made it in time.
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I didn't realize how far
that awful hotel
is from the Strip.
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The woman who
cleaned our room
had no ears.
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I'm sorry,
these tickets are invalid.
What?
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It's showing
that they've
already been scanned.
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I can't let you in.
Oh, come on!
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I didn't come all
this way and lose
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all that money to
not see Celine Dion.
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That's the whole
reason we came to Vegas
in the first place.
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Sir, I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
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God, this trip
has been a disaster.
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I know.
I actually thought
I was gonna win big
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and get
that plastic surgery
I always wanted.
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00:11:54,764 --> 00:11:56,676
Oh, my God!
Look at him.
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He's so cute.
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I'm small, so this is okay.
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00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,524
You know what, screw it.
I say we just cut our
losses and fly home.
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Yeah, I'm not so
sure about that.
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What? Why?
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Well, I may have...
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00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:18,920
And... And you are
gonna laugh about this
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00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,788
if I know your
dark sense of humor,
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00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:24,025
but I may have
gambled away
our plane tickets.
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00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:26,205
You what?
How do you
even do that?
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It's Vegas, Brian.
You can gamble anything.
238
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,716
I'd like to bet
my daughter's
virginity on 23.
239
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,297
I'm sorry, it's 31.
240
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,587
Ow!
241
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,789
How's it going here?
242
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,690
Not great.
I know what you mean.
243
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,360
We just took
a pounding at
the craps table.
244
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,273
Look, why don't
we just call Lois
and the fat man?
245
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,965
Maybe they can help us.
I don't know about that.
246
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,811
You know that 500 bucks we lost?
247
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:52,181
I sort of took
that from Lois
without asking.
248
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,050
If she finds out
it's all gone,
she'll kill me.
249
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,372
Oh.
250
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,186
Did you fellas
say you were in
a bit of a fix?
251
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,711
My buddy's got
the inside track
on a basketball game.
252
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,979
It's a sure thing.
253
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,225
I like how all your teeth
are different shapes.
254
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,660
Yeah, no thanks.
Not interested.
255
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,361
Now, hold on, Brian.
Look at us.
256
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,997
We have no money, no prospects.
257
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,320
Well, that's true.
258
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,823
Why are you telling us this?
What do you want from us?
259
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,791
Honestly,
I'm trying to
sell my condo,
260
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,437
and I need people
to come to the open house
261
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,512
and talk about how nice it is.
262
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:20,748
Wow, the price
per square foot
is quite competitive
263
00:13:20,817 --> 00:13:22,395
with similar homes in the area.
264
00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:23,951
Yes, I also love it.
265
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:27,121
I will likely purchase it
unless others
put in a rival bid.
266
00:13:27,189 --> 00:13:28,823
Well, what's stopping you?
267
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,437
You know, you've always
been so noncommittal in
our relationship.
268
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:32,971
Do know how much
it hurt my feelings
269
00:13:32,995 --> 00:13:35,474
when you paused before
introducing me
to your parents?
270
00:13:35,498 --> 00:13:38,277
And it's the same reason
you didn't take
that job in Denver.
271
00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:39,912
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to waste your time.
272
00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:43,048
I just remembered
my husband is
a total chicken shit!
273
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,506
I'm not 100% sure
what we're doing anymore.
274
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,609
It's like I say,
the best thing
you can see in Vegas
275
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,366
is bar, bar, bar.
276
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,902
Yeah, and
he's not talking
about slot machines.
277
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,470
Ooh!
278
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,572
Stewie, I'm still not sure
this is a great idea.
279
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,986
Relax, Brian,
we're betting on
one basketball game.
280
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,176
That's it.
281
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,289
Then we'll be out of debt
and on our way home.
282
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,953
I suppose.
I just wish
we didn't have to
283
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,614
borrow money from a loan shark.
284
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,400
I mean, that guy
seemed pretty serious.
285
00:14:12,468 --> 00:14:14,635
Okay, and just
a couple of
remaining items.
286
00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:17,505
Please indicate here
if I look like
a schmuck to you.
287
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:18,906
I'm gonna say no.
288
00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:21,776
Great.
Then please check
here and initial there.
289
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:24,512
Uh, next, do you think
this is some kind of game?
290
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:25,813
Um, no.
291
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:27,214
Okay, initial, please.
292
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,284
And finally,
my date of birth.
Was it yesterday?
293
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,119
It must be awkward in a huddle
294
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,287
knowing one of
these guys is gonna
be an NBA millionaire
295
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:42,124
and the rest are
just gonna be
weird tall guys.
296
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,759
And that'll do it for us here
297
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,383
with Duke losing by
just three points.
298
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,819
We... We lost, Brian.
299
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,387
Oh, crap, we're screwed.
300
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,836
Hey, Stewie,
give me $100
from the backpack.
301
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,504
I want to pay
a Wayne Newton
look-alike
302
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,139
to beat up a
Rita Rudner
look-alike.
303
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,197
I'll give you $1,000.
Pay him to beat
up Rita Rudner.
304
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,645
Stewie, we got to get
the hell out of here
305
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,947
before that loan shark finds us.
306
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,171
Yes, you're right.
307
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,701
I've got a bad feeling, Brian.
308
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,470
I've got a good feeling, Brian.
309
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,694
I'm gonna get me that honey.
310
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,253
I say, Brian,
this backpack feels
311
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,821
a bit lighter
than it did before.
312
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,500
Well, I wasn't gonna
tell you till later,
313
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,502
but I actually used
part of my portion
314
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:29,606
to take care of
some personal business.
315
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,130
All right, fine.
316
00:15:57,473 --> 00:15:58,972
Hey, boss, it's me.
317
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,186
I just spotted
those two idiots
who borrowed all that money.
318
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,250
Yeah, well, now they're
strutting around
in flashy suits.
319
00:16:04,313 --> 00:16:06,825
Don't worry.
I'll get that money
back no matter what,
320
00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:08,827
and for sure
I'm not gonna
stop first
321
00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:10,762
and get some
crepes in the lobby.
322
00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:12,331
Where can I get some crepes?
323
00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:14,199
Oh, I think they stop
serving those at 10:00.
324
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,235
Do you know anywhere else
that would have crepes?
325
00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:18,859
I think
Mandalay Bay has a cafe
that's open 24 hours.
326
00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:22,396
Thanks.
You think dressed like this,
that would be a problem?
327
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,731
It's Vegas. You're fine.
328
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,953
I don't mean to seem forward,
but what are you
doing right now?
329
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,599
You may now kiss the bride.
330
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:35,792
If that's the box
with the computer,
you can put it in the den.
331
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,628
Come on, honey, push.
332
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,430
Almost there.
It's a boy.
333
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,780
Hey, what the hell's goin'on? I told you to roughup that dog and baby.
334
00:16:49,893 --> 00:16:51,470
Hey, Stewie,
thanks for coming with me.
335
00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:53,005
This really has
been an amazing trip.
336
00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:54,561
Yeah, it's been great.
337
00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:57,877
Um, listen, Brian,
this might be a good
time to tell you, uh,
338
00:16:57,901 --> 00:17:02,436
I invited, um,
somebody to
come to the room.
339
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:04,116
Well, what do you mean?
340
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,556
Oh, that must be him now.
341
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,777
Okay, come on,
you look nothing like
your picture in the ad.
342
00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:11,223
Shut up and give me the money!
343
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,858
What? What the hell
are you talking about?
344
00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:14,727
Okay, I'm starting
to think you're
not Apollo.
345
00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:16,294
You bastards think
you can just borrow
346
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:17,830
a bunch of money
from a loan shark
347
00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:19,598
and then waste
it on tacky suits?
348
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:23,524
Tacky? Sir, I'll have you
know I bought this in
the lobby of a casino.
349
00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:26,326
Well, don't shoot.
You must have us
confused with somebody else.
350
00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:28,129
We didn't borrow
any money, I swear.
351
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:30,281
Sounds like
somebody wants to die.
352
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,661
No, no! Stewie,
just give him the money
from the backpack.
353
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,730
Okay, okay.
Don't shoot.
354
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,220
Wha... It's empty.
355
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,200
It's just Cheerios
and coloring books.
356
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,807
What? Where the hell
is the money?
357
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,654
Sir, we can't give you
any money,
358
00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,389
but if you've got
some milk and a bowl,
359
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,824
we can give you
a pretty healthy
way to start your day.
360
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:47,259
All right, enough of this.
361
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,162
You, dog,
pick which one of
you two is gonna die.
362
00:17:50,186 --> 00:17:53,271
What? You can't ask me
to decide something like that.
363
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,357
The life of every being
is sacred,
just like the life...
364
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:58,092
Fine. I'll kill you.
365
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,673
No, no, kill him.
He's a baby. He won't
even remember he was alive.
366
00:18:00,697 --> 00:18:02,607
You son of a bitch.
367
00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,198
Ahh! Stewie!
368
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:07,151
Now, get us
the money you borrowed.
369
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,453
Oh, my God, Stewie, no!
370
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:17,995
Yeah, I was booked
for three hours by
Archibald Meatpants.
371
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,464
He's... He's dead.
372
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,744
Okay, well,
either way,
I'm getting paid
373
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,008
and somebody's
getting torn open.
374
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,485
What the hell are
we gonna do, Stewie?
375
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,176
We have no money,
no way to get home,
376
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,256
and one of
the loan shark's goons
is probably gonna
377
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,225
bust through
that door any minute
and kill us both.
378
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,216
I wish my daddy were here.
He always knows what to do.
379
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,421
Son of a bitch.
380
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,857
Well, I better leave a note.
It's the right thing to do.
381
00:18:51,514 --> 00:18:53,047
God, I've never
felt so hopeless.
382
00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:54,581
I mean,
what are we
supposed to do?
383
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,028
Just wait for
them to come kill us?
384
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,396
Well, we could go on the run.
385
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,553
With what money?
And they'd still find us.
386
00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,033
Well, why don't we
just hitchhike home?
387
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,301
Even if we could get back there,
388
00:19:02,325 --> 00:19:05,326
we'd just be putting
the whole family in danger.
389
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,715
I don't see any way out of this.
390
00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:09,430
Well, there is one
thing we could do.
391
00:19:09,498 --> 00:19:10,864
What? What's that?
392
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:13,267
We could go out
on our own terms.
393
00:19:13,336 --> 00:19:14,846
What?
You're saying we
should kill ourselves?
394
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,137
Well, think about it.
395
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:18,483
We're stuck here,
just waiting for
some mobster to do it.
396
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:20,519
At least this way,
we can go out together.
397
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:22,443
But think about
what you're saying!
398
00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:24,256
Brian, we're dead
no matter what.
399
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,991
At least this way,
it'll be quick and clean.
400
00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:27,826
Well, not clean for
the staff of the hotel,
401
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,911
but that's not really
gonna be our
problem anymore.
402
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,452
I don't know.
403
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,565
Look, it's not like
we've got a lot
to live for.
404
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,100
I mean, I'm just
gonna end up like Chris,
405
00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:37,669
only I'll be smart
enough to realize
how miserable I am.
406
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,738
And you've only got
a few good years
left anyway,
407
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,122
and that's if we even
get out of here alive.
408
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,783
All right, Stewie.
Let's do it.
409
00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:48,713
Yeah, see,
I'm glad you
came around.
410
00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:50,916
You know, the only thing
that was holding me
back even a little
411
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,519
is knowing
how much Lois is
gonna milk this.
412
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:57,044
Everyone,
I truly want to thank you
for your support
413
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:01,014
and remind you that as far
as casseroles go,
we're good on pasta,
414
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,584
but we could use
some more dessert items.
415
00:20:05,922 --> 00:20:07,922
Oh, I miss my baby so much,
416
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:11,591
and I'm more of
a chocolate person
than a fruit person.
417
00:20:19,568 --> 00:20:21,268
Well, this is it.
418
00:20:21,337 --> 00:20:22,736
I guess so.
419
00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:24,839
Count to three?
420
00:20:24,907 --> 00:20:26,457
Yep.
421
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,627
One, two...
One, two...
422
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,907
Three!
I'm sorry. I can't.
I want to live!
423
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,291
I didn't really think
we were gonna do it!
424
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,732
You dick!
425
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,969
Oh, my God, Brian!
Brian, no!
426
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:43,240
Good Lord, what have I done?
I better get
the hell out of here.
427
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:47,077
What the deuce?
Where did this come from?
428
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:51,048
Well, looks like
Archibald Meatpants
is gonna have a fun night.
429
00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,338
One-way to Providence, please.
430
00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:59,373
Yeah, how much to
get to Providence?
431
00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:00,707
Brian?
432
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,009
Stewie, what the hell?
433
00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:03,561
But how can you be...
434
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,964
Oh, my God.
Could it be?
435
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,683
What the hell is going on?
436
00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:10,595
My teleportation machine worked.
437
00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:12,281
Of course it did,
that's how we got here.
438
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,883
No, that's how
you got here.
I flew.
439
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,085
The machine must
have created
two pairs of us.
440
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,038
One that was
teleported to Las Vegas,
and the other that wasn't.
441
00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:21,662
You're kidding.
That's unbelievable.
442
00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:24,598
I know, it... Wait.
Where's the other me?
443
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,600
Oh, um... What?
444
00:21:26,669 --> 00:21:28,847
Where is
the Stewie
you came with?
445
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:32,039
Oh, well, these
thugs came to
shoot you,
446
00:21:32,107 --> 00:21:34,742
and I tried to throw myself
in front of the bullet,
447
00:21:34,811 --> 00:21:37,378
but it must have gone, like,
under my armpit or something
448
00:21:37,447 --> 00:21:39,847
'cause it exploded your face.
449
00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:41,315
Wait, what about the other me?
450
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:44,251
Oh, it was so sad.
You took your own life.
451
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,788
I tried like hell to
talk you out of it,
but you jumped off a balcony.
452
00:21:47,857 --> 00:21:49,368
People keep
coming back
every hour
453
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,869
because they think
it's a regular show,
454
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,877
like the volcano or
the pirate ship thing.
455
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,412
Wow.
456
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,214
Well, I'm so glad you're alive.
457
00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:59,149
Yeah, same with you.
458
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,830
Well, we should
probably head home.
Definitely.
459
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,920
Um, the only thing is,
I'm a little short.
460
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,490
Is there any chance
you could cover me
for the ticket?
461
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,924
Let me see how much I have.
462
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,765
Good news!
I have just enough.
463
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,234
Now departing for Providence.
464
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,669
Hey, did you guys see O?
465
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,037
No, that seemed lame.
466
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,073
You know,
the other you
was a lot more fun.
467
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,541
Which one is O?
Is that the swimming one?
468
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,577
Don't try to demean it.
469
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,814
How does it feel to be
the least cultured
person at a bus station?
470
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,496
Hey.
471
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:46,763
Hey.
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