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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,931 I'm okay! 2 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,353 ♪ Party ♪ 3 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,771 Check this, homeslice. 4 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:25,900 ♪ Julien's lost at sea ♪ 5 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:29,362 ♪ Heading for an unknown isle ♪ 6 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:32,949 ♪ As Koto sits upon the throne ♪ 7 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,703 ♪ Ruling with an evil smile ♪ 8 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:40,039 ♪ Clover's on an epic quest ♪ 9 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,585 ♪ To save the kingdom, she will not rest ♪ 10 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:47,380 ♪ While Mort struggles To avenge the feet ♪ 11 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:51,050 ♪ His hopes for rescue are looking bleak ♪ 12 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,137 ♪ And Ted was wearing a dress ♪ 13 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,638 I was cold! 14 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:58,516 Chapter two. 15 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,944 Land! We've hit land! 16 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,237 Move, Pancho. 17 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,280 That song! 18 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:13,740 It's calling to me. 19 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:16,993 Hello, it's me. the Julien formerly known as King Julien. 20 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:18,161 I'm here. 21 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:19,496 Where's it coming from? 22 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,791 I think it's coming from over there. 23 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,543 Wow! 24 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,379 ♪ Welcome weary travelers ♪ 25 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,882 ♪ We have home-cooked food ♪ 26 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:33,384 ♪ Guarantee to make you move ♪ 27 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,763 ♪ Come and rest weary travelers ♪ 28 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,682 Are you sure we should be following 29 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:43,269 a group of strange lemur ladies into the jungle? 30 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,438 Hmm, let me think about that. 31 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,232 Yeah! Of course, we should! 32 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,984 Did you hear the part about food and hammocks? 33 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,153 Chop-chop, Ted. Move the tushy. 34 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,869 This is good. We have a plan. 35 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,915 We're going to see your guru, get the world's most powerful weapon, 36 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:06,835 and then use it to defeat Koto. I like this plan. 37 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,711 So, how much longer till we get there? 38 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,380 At this rate? I don't know. 39 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,716 Maybe 10-15 years. Years? 40 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,053 Yes. My guru lives atop a very high mountain. 41 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,055 Like, really high. 42 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:22,892 To get there, we'll need to cross 15 raging rivers, 43 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,729 three of the world's driest deserts and 8000 miles of open ocean, 44 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,982 which is, of course, shark infested. 45 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:31,860 It's not a bad swim, actually. 46 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:35,196 Um, maybe we could just fly there? 47 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,908 Oh, yeah, flying would make it a lot easier. 48 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,368 Wish I had thought of that. 49 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:45,373 I've spent 20 years of my life traveling there and back. Huh. 50 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:49,252 Okay, no problem. Just call your hawk and let's go. Huh? 51 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,463 What's wrong? Do the thing. You know, the thing when you... 52 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,675 The Hawk Call. Do it! 53 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,343 I can't. 54 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,596 What do you mean you can't? Why not? 55 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:03,641 I have to get King Julien's kingdom back. I have to, Sage. 56 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,481 ...and I are no longer partners in each other's spiritual progress. 57 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:11,733 What? Why? 58 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,110 We... We grew apart. 59 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:19,032 Who puts an empty mealworm carton back in the pantry? 60 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,618 Just throw it away. Is that so hard? 61 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,329 What did I say this time? Can't you just tell me? 62 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,456 Oh, the silent treatment. 63 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,249 So original! 64 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,627 I'm going out with friends, okay? 65 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,203 Yeah, there might be other hawks there, 66 00:03:33,205 --> 00:03:35,173 but I'm pair-bonded with you. 67 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:38,217 So, we're stuck with each other, okay! 68 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,636 So much drama. 69 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,268 And now, we're no longer on screeching terms. 70 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,646 Your hawk's gone? Like gone-gone? 71 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:53,566 Like a sweet aroma snatched from the sky by a selfish wind. 72 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:59,572 Okay, then we just need to get another hawk to fly us to your guru. 73 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:03,409 How do we get another hawk? In my tribe there is an ancient ritual. 74 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,370 In order to become one with the hawk, 75 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:09,040 you must witness its birth, making your two souls into one. 76 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,334 I remember the birth of my hawk. 77 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,714 This is it! 78 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,091 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 79 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:19,175 Seriously? 80 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:23,137 You're telling me you actually birthed a baby hawk? 81 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:27,100 No, that would be biologically impossible and also gross. 82 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,518 This is it! 83 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:33,439 Hmm-mm. Beans. 84 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,612 Son! 85 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:55,003 Come on, Sage. Let's go get us a hawk egg. 86 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,630 We must hurry. Hatching season is almost over. 87 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,133 You need an unhatched egg for this to work. 88 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:07,849 Ow, ow, ow. 89 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:13,271 Whoa! 90 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,735 King Koto, I have... 91 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,696 This is the best part. Watch. 92 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:30,663 Comedic genius, right there! 93 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:31,748 Hmm. Huh? 94 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,500 Oh. 95 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:35,585 Funny. 96 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:36,878 Again! 97 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,675 King Koto, could I try some of my new material? 98 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:43,760 Here's a taste. 99 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,471 So, I recently tried speed dating. 100 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,097 Anybody else ever do that? 101 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,516 Boo! Do your regular act. 102 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,978 Wait, wait. How about ring-tailed lemurs be dancing like this. 103 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,608 But mouse lemurs, they be dancing like... 104 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:04,655 Silence! You will do it again exactly as before. 105 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,616 That is the secret of comedy. 106 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:10,578 Repeating the exact same thing over and over and over again. 107 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,371 But... Now, jester! 108 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,248 Yes, King Koto. 109 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,595 No, thank you. 110 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,807 More for me. 111 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:35,269 Is it me or does food taste better on this island? 112 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,438 Oh, yeah. 113 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,024 It is pretty good. Shame we'll have to leave soon. 114 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,651 Leave? Are you kidding? 115 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,570 This place is paradise, man. 116 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,322 No one ain't going nowhere. 117 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:48,658 After what I've been through, I deserve this. 118 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,993 Food coma, y'all. What-what! 119 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,412 What. Ah, what. What. 120 00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,670 Is it me or are they being a little bit too nice to us? 121 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,422 Hello, that's what I've been saying. 122 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,550 Guys, stop being so negative. 123 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:08,386 These very musically-inclined lemur ladies 124 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:11,139 are clearly just doing something nice for us 125 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,349 out of the kindness of their hearts. 126 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,768 We should be grateful. But what about the kingdom? 127 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:19,272 Bup-bup! I thought we agreed we weren't gonna mention the "K" word. 128 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,982 But... Maurice, no! 129 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,400 I've been through an ordeal, 130 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:24,444 and I'm not ready to enter the action phase. 131 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:28,406 I need to spend some time in the relax-ion phase. 132 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,700 Don't you think I've earned a little pampering 133 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,494 after having my kingdom stolen from me? 134 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:36,498 Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you. Oh, that is so... 135 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,708 Don't be afraid to use your elbow. 136 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,878 It's a little... Yeah, really good. Left side. 137 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:44,714 Lots of tension. 138 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,425 What about your people? They need you. 139 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:50,970 Oh! I can't help them. No, don't stop. 140 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,931 Going back would be a suicide mission, Maurice. 141 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,309 They're on their own. Ah... 142 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,978 You're wrong. You can help. That's it! 143 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:01,981 Ah. Go! Go now! 144 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,149 Go where? 145 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,568 Away from my face. 146 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:08,988 Come back when you're ready to board the express train to Happyville. 147 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,114 King Julien! 148 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:15,161 Toot! Toot! All aboard! I hope your name's not Maurice. 149 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,664 Fine! How 'bout you come find me when you're ready to make 150 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,876 an unscheduled stop at Responsibility Station! 151 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,337 That's not even a real place. 152 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:27,840 Even if it were real, no one would want to go there. 153 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,300 Why don't you choke on one of your toenails? 154 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:37,433 We did it. 155 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,729 We made it before the eggs hatched. 156 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,485 No, we're too late. 157 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,362 We didn't witness their birth. 158 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,656 They've already bonded with the mother. 159 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:55,368 What? No! We can still bond with one of the hawks. 160 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:58,538 You cannot perform the ritual birthing process. 161 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,749 You will never know the joys of motherhood. 162 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:05,586 I weep for your loss and for my own. 163 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:10,800 I can never replace. 164 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:17,473 Oh! That one looks like. 165 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:23,896 Next. 166 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,191 Next. 167 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:30,653 Next. 168 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:39,287 That bowl looks dirty, Mort. How about I get you a new one? 169 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,205 No, thanks. I just cleaned it. 170 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,623 Hey, give that back. 171 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:46,043 Don't worry. You'll find you like this one better. 172 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,546 I hope you're hungry. 173 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:49,880 Clink, clink. 174 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,134 Koto had me doing pratfalls all day again, 175 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:57,054 and I lost my appetite on account of a rib going through my stomach and stuff. 176 00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:01,267 But you really should make sure you eat it up. 177 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,352 Get big and strong. 178 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,604 Clink, clink. 179 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,606 Um, something wrong with your eye? 180 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,900 It's fine. Look in your bowl. 181 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,196 What's this? 182 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:23,414 Enjoy. Now move along, intern. 183 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,540 Next. 184 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,053 Did anyone see you? 185 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:38,971 I don't think so. 186 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,557 Okay, we have to be quick. 187 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:45,478 I've taken it upon myself to start a resistance movement, 188 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,188 and I need your help, Mort. 189 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:51,067 You need to find out what's really going on here. 190 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,276 In the toilet? 191 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,570 No, in the kingdom. 192 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,530 Me? How? 193 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,950 As Koto's jester, you're with him all day long. 194 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,453 You have access to his inner circle. 195 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,373 Information is power, Mort. 196 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,583 But with the right information, 197 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,087 you could find a way to help King Julien get his kingdom back. 198 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,715 No, King Julien! Mm... Yes, Mort. 199 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,551 Now, go! I have another toilet meeting in a few minutes, 200 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,638 and I need to change the potpourri. 201 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,058 Toot, toot! 202 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,267 Toot, toot! 203 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,477 Go, toot, toot! 204 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,938 Excuse me for being the voice of reason. 205 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,065 Someone's gotta be responsible... 206 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:34,985 What the... 207 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,992 Oh, no! 208 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,411 I've gotta tell King Julien. 209 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,455 This is my... 210 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,045 Stop blabbering, Sage. 211 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,632 Did you just kiss me? Not the time, Clover. 212 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,259 And you might wanna shave. 213 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,177 What? No, I slapped you. 214 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,846 I will not fail King Julien. 215 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,015 You said we need a hawk, so we're stealing a hawk. 216 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:18,195 Oh. She is very angry. 217 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,449 Wait, Sage, that's it. You speak Hawk. 218 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:25,911 Yes, it took me years to master the language's rich inflectional system. 219 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,581 Great. Use your rich infection to tell the hawk mom 220 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,957 why we need one of her babies. 221 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,639 What did she say? She told me I could take one. 222 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:53,731 She clearly did not say I could take one. 223 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,859 My bad. 224 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,613 Let's go! 225 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,583 Nurse Phantom? 226 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,668 What do you have for me? 227 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:21,217 Get this. Koto likes his eggs over easy, and his favorite color is red. 228 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,220 Green's a close, followed by blue which is my favorite. 229 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,387 Mort! Good, huh? 230 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:29,350 No! All of this information is useless. 231 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,269 It doesn't matter what Koto's favorite color is. 232 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,230 It doesn't? No! 233 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,606 Think, Mort. 234 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:40,027 I have to go. I'm expecting a package I need to sign for. 235 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,572 Get us some information we can use. 236 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,747 Hmm. 237 00:13:55,918 --> 00:14:01,298 Oh. Um, sorry to bother you, King Julien, but Maurice is gone. 238 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,925 I can't find him anywhere. 239 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,929 He's probably just off sulking somewhere. 240 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,306 Don't worry. This is paradise. 241 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,560 Nothing bad can happen here. 242 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,937 I mean, look at my hands. 243 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,731 Well, they do look fabulous, but I don't know. 244 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,817 Maurice has been gone a long time. 245 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:26,156 Well, Teddy, looks like you're gonna have to go find Maurice yourself. 246 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,870 You'll need your strength to carry us. 247 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,330 Eat those maggots. 248 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:34,790 Now, maggot! 249 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,085 You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. 250 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:42,047 And you catch even more with a quality name brand fly bait. 251 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,632 Nobody asked you, Sage. 252 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,218 Look, you stupid bird. 253 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,470 We're running out of time. Eat! 254 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:53,893 You must be nurturing if you ever hope to earn this bird's respect and loyalty. 255 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,437 Oh, what a load of old tosh. 256 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,189 Like, this bird even understands what I'm saying. 257 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,817 Ow! Ow! Ow! 258 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,819 Ow! Ow! 259 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,404 He understands. 260 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,282 We tried to do this the easy way, 261 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,659 but no more Mrs. Nice Guy. 262 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,536 Put on the stinking saddle. 263 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,122 Do we understand each other? 264 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,333 Put on the saddle. 265 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,251 Put on the saddle. 266 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,796 Come here. I said... 267 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,508 You're really bad at this. 268 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,927 Shut it! 269 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,602 I have a status report on your statue, King Koto. 270 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,729 Yes. Ah, when will it be finished? 271 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,606 If everything goes as planned, 272 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,609 the unpaid interns should complete it in one week. 273 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,069 Excellent news. 274 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,614 Not only will I have a giant tribute to myself, 275 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,283 But I can finally get rid of the interns. 276 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,409 All of them, sir? 277 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,952 Yes, all of them. 278 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:57,289 There's no point in keeping them around once they've served their purpose. 279 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,125 Sir, do you think it's a good idea to discuss 280 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,087 these matters in front of that. 281 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,589 Hmm. 282 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:14,181 Oh, relax, Captain. My jester's clearly an imbecile. 283 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,350 I doubt he understands where he is. 284 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,353 Oh, we understand. 285 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,606 We understand everything. 286 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,276 Maurice! 287 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,904 Oh, Maurice, where are you? 288 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,073 Hello? 289 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,243 Oh, great! And now, I'm lost. 290 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,578 Could this day get any worse? 291 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,168 Okay, open your eyes. 292 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,422 Ta-da! 293 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,758 You said I couldn't tame this bird, but watch this. 294 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:50,884 Sit! 295 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,802 Roll over! 296 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,972 Solve this rudimentary algebra equation! 297 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,099 Sign your work! 298 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,688 Now, fly us to Sage's guru, so we can save our friends. 299 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:07,026 Well, Sage, I did it. 300 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,652 I broke this beast. 301 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,654 Destroyed its spirit. 302 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,073 I own this bird. 303 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:17,119 You were wrong. The aggression approach works. Ta-ta! 304 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,293 Yes, you have frightened this adorable baby bird, 305 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,878 but you haven't earned his love. 306 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,671 He'll always miss his mother. 307 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,217 What? No, no, stop that. I know what you're doing. 308 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,553 You're trying to make me feel guilty for taking you from your family. 309 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,638 Well, it won't work, 310 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:40,017 'cause I am a hardened warrior on an important mission. 311 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,226 No, it won't work, 312 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,562 'cause I see right through your... 313 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,524 sweet, innocent eyes, so full of hope for the future that you'll never have. 314 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,818 Oh. Oh, dear. I'm a monster! 315 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,237 What have I done? 316 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,115 Go on. Be free. 317 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,160 I'm not going to ruin another family just to save my own. 318 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,286 Go. Go get 'em. 319 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,958 Fly. That's it. Yeah, there you go. Call me. 320 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,170 We'll have to find another way, Sage. 321 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,005 That was way cool of you. 322 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,132 Tell that to all of Koto's prisoners. 323 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,468 There is strength in an action. 324 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:18,430 You did not allow your rage and desire for revenge to control you. 325 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,807 That is true power. 326 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:23,102 That may be. How are we gonna get to your guru now? 327 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,690 My man-hawk. 328 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,527 I'm so sorry. 329 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,825 I've been a jerk and a hater. Forgive me. 330 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,787 Forgive me! 331 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,299 Should I... I'll just leave you two alone. 332 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,386 Yeah, I'm just gonna be right over there. Wait! 333 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:03,725 Heard of your kind act and he has returned. 334 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,562 Wow, news sure travels fast in the hawk world. 335 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,648 Yes, they're a very gossipy species. 336 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,818 What? You know it's true. 337 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,237 He has offered to take us to my guru's mountain. 338 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,865 Really? Oh, that's great. Thank you s... 339 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,560 Nurse Phantom? Nurse? 340 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,229 Keep it down, Mort. Someone could hear you. 341 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,481 Oh, sorry. But I have serious news. 342 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,568 As soon as we finish building Koto's statue for him, 343 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,695 he is going to kill us all. 344 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,785 Good work, Mort. We have to warn everyone. 345 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,415 No, it's okay, turn me over. 346 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,583 Let me out! 347 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,711 Ah! Ah. Eh. Let me out! Let me out! 348 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:17,299 What's going on? Why are we in a cage? 349 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:21,345 King Julien, there's a cave, and bones and... 350 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,096 Who's that? 351 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,892 Oh, boy. The piper's calling you to join him. 352 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,146 Crimson. 353 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,609 Oh, snuggle bear, how sweet. You remember me. 354 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,988 Uh, yeah, I remember you. You tried to kill me multiple ti... 355 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,490 Hold up. You live here? 356 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,576 That's right. With my girls. 357 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:50,165 Great. So could one of your girls maybe let us out of this cage? 358 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,085 Aw, no can do, Ju-Jubear. 359 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,545 What? Why? What did we do? 360 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,757 It's Pancho, right? He's got that weird, coffee-breath 361 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,676 even when he hasn't had coffee. 362 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:05,222 It's hot like his breath is hotter than normal. 363 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,141 I don't really know how else to explain it. 364 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,394 What? 365 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,145 Oh, yeah. Hmm. 366 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,022 No, it's not that. 367 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,066 I'm not sure what the problem is. 368 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:19,319 How about we go to the part where we were having fun 369 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,947 and getting mani-pedis, eating lots of food. 370 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,699 Huh? What do you say? 371 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:31,999 Oh, you didn't think we were feeding you just to be nice, did you? 372 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,334 Uh, yeah, actually I kinda did, yeah. 373 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,628 Oh, Julien, no. 374 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:40,007 We've been feeding you to fatten you up. 375 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,678 Fatten us up? For what? Winter? Does it get very cold here? 376 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:48,432 Oh, no, silly. 377 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,226 Fatten you up to be fed 378 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:55,647 to the giant tentacle beast that lives on this island. 379 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,482 That's what I was trying to tell you. 380 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,819 There's a giant tentacle beast on this island? 381 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,863 Uh-huh, that's right. 382 00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:06,700 Giant. Huge, in fact. 383 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:12,581 And very, very hungry. 384 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,792 Me and my girls make sure he gets fed. 385 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,587 What do you think, girls? 386 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,589 Have we fattened him up enough yet? 387 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,552 And, mm, you know what, Julien? 388 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:26,511 What? 389 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,681 Since we have a long history, 390 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,935 I think I'll feed you to the tentacle first. 391 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,104 Well, that's nice. 392 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,398 That's so messed up. 393 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,025 Pancho should get eaten first. 394 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:41,777 What? Whoa. Hey.28558

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