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♪ It seems today
that all you see
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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♪ On which we used to rely?
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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♪ All the things that make us
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♪ Laugh and cry
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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Hi there.
Hi. I'm Cindy.
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The only way I
believe I'm pretty
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is if strangers
have sex with me.
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Well, maybe I could help
fill you up with
self-confidence.
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Brian.
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Hello there, sexy.
Hey, do you mind?
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We were having a conversation.
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My house has
8,000 square feet,
zero bookshelves.
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Wow, that's impressive.
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I'm a writer, published twice.
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I own a cinder block yard.
Have over 12,000
cinder blocks.
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If you ever need cinder block,
I can get you good price.
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Thank you.
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I have a six-CD changer,
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so you can pretty much fill
the tray and create a world.
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Come have sex with me.
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My mother will make you
farkshekoosh when we are done.
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Okay.
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Wait!
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I have a time machine.
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You do?
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Yeah, you want to see it?
Yes, I want to see it.
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Better luck next time, pal.
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Some people got moves,
others don't.
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Been that way forever.
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You. Me. Sex.
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Him legend.
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Why do you keep
a sleeping baby
in your time machine room?
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I don't know,
my decorator's terrible.
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Where are we?
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Ford's Theatre, April 14, 1865.
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Oh, Valentine's Day.
How romantic.
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Uh, yeah, sure, you know me.
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Oh, my God,
the President's been shot.
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If you ask me,
the President's
the lucky one.
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How's that?
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He doesn't have to
sit through the rest
of the show.
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Yes, I'd like to
return this printer.
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The frame is
crashing to the ground,
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not quite to the mooring mast!
Oh, the humanity!
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And all the passengers
screaming around here!
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And just when you thought
it couldn't get any worse,
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there's a dog
having sex with a woman!
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I know I said,
"Oh, the humanity" before,
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but seriously,"Oh, the humanity"even more right now!
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I mean, come on!
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So that's what
restaurants were like
before desegregation.
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It was quiet.
It was quiet.
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Wow, Brian,
you've had quite a string
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of female guests
spend the night lately.
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Yeah, whatever
you're doing,
it's working.
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You should see the way
I have to pick up chicks.
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Hi.
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Well, I guess you can
call me the Man of La Munch-a.
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Hey, why does your
time machine have
a sticker that says,
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"Property of Stewie Griffin"?
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Uh...
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Well, I...
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All right,
to be completely honest,
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and because we've
already had sex,
it's not mine.
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I use it all the time,
and the owner has no idea.
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In fact,
he'd kill me if he knew.
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Really?
Won't he see that thing
on the control panel
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that says "Years Traveled"?
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What thing?
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Here's where Brian goes berserk.
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Look, it's no big deal.
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Just reverse it
and take off the miles.
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That's what I do
when I take my dad's car out.
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Are you 16?
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I will be next September.
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Well, I think someone
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has a Barnes & Noble gift card
coming for their silence.
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Brian, what the hell
are you doing in here?
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What's happening
to my time machine?
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I don't know, man.
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I saw Meg leaving
a minute ago, going,
"Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha."
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But I don't know.
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Oh, my God, it's having
a complete meltdown.
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What happened?
I don't know.
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Dear God, my time machine!
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You want to tell me about this?
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See? I told you.
It was Meg.
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I don't think so.
The crotch doesn't
look like a BMX track.
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You bastard!
You've been
using my time machine
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to nail your bar skanks!
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Come on, they're not all bad.
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Yes, I've seen
the women you bring home.
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That stutterer?
She was a real prize.
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How are you enjoying your meal?
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Lois, it's delicious.
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For crying out loud.
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Peter,
why are you turning up
the heat again?
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Lois, this woman is
obviously freezing.
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Brian, I want you to tell me
exactly what you did
to my time machine.
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Well, I didn't want you
to find out I'd been using it,
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so I tried turning
the chronological
gauge backward.
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It's not designed
to go backward, Brian.
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The question is,
how am I going to fix it?
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What the hell?
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Dear God,
everything's moving backward.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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I don't know what
the hell you did
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with all your
messing around, Brian,
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but somehow my machine
seems to have reversed
the direction of time.
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Reversed the direction of time?
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Stewie,
what does that even mean?
I don't get it.
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Okay, now I get it.
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Stewie, you can't just
change the direction of time.
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How is this even possible?
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Well, clearly, when you
attempted to reverse
the gauge on my time machine,
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you somehow released
a quantum shock wave
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powerful enough to
push the flow of time
in the opposite direction.
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I can only surmise
that you and I were
isolated from its effects
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because we were
inside the machine
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at the moment of
temporal inversion.
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Are you sleeping?
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Huh? No, no.
No, I was listening.
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What kind of jerk alters time,
and then falls asleep?
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Look, I'm sorry, Stewie,
but do you think
you can fix it?
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Well, it's gonna take a while
to rebuild the machine,
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and even longer
to recalibrate it
for normal time,
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but I've taken on
bigger challenges before.
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I had to explain
to America why Heidi Klum
broke up with Seal.
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Face.
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There, now you've got
a fresh new diaper, Stewie.
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What are you talking about?
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What's going on?
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I think you're getting
a diaper change.
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Ah! Get that poop-filled thing
away from me.
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No! Oh, God, it's cold!
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Whoo! Smells like somebody
needs a diaper change.
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Damn right I do!
Now, get this
turd-filled sack off...
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Oh, my God,
it just went back in my body.
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Hey, look,
what's wrong with Peter?
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You smell that?
He's passed out drunk.
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Does no one in this
house have any dignity?
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Hey, Lois,
I'm home from the Clam,
and I'm horny.
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Hmm. Seems like reverse time
did that kid a favor.
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I'm not so sure about that.
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Stand up! You're gonna
break that thermometer.
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My God, it's extraordinary.
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They all seem to be
completely unaware
that anything is amiss.
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"Your trash barrels
were a little close
to our driveway. Joe.
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"P.S. Please close
the windows when you're
giving piano lessons.
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"My legs don't work,
but my ears do."
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Brian, what are you doing
staring in Quagmire's window?
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Man, watching sex in reverse
is just bizarre.
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God, where does Quagmire
meet these women?
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This is why Boxbuster
went out of business.
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Hey, what's going on over there?
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My God,
look at all this devastation.
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What the hell happened?
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Okay, Seamus,
today's the day you finally
ask out that barista.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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You know, that chicken's kid
is in my preschool class.
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I don't really want
to be friends with him,
but he knows a lot of chicks.
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And backwards rim shot.
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Brian, this is gonna be
more difficult than I thought.
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Damn it,
I hate these new stairs!
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Fuck! Fucking cock!
Fuck! Cock! Cock!
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What are you watching?
Meet the Press,
it's really weird.
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In reverse time,
the Republicans
make outrageous statements
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and then the host asks
an unrelated question.
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Global warming is a myth.
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God created everything,
and the world is
getting colder.
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What is your tax plan?
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That's odd.
What?
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Man, we got a large number
of clovers on our lawn.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Hey, Cleveland.
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Australia, here I come.
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Look at that, Brian.
Cleveland is back
living across the street.
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Cleveland left Quahog
quite some time ago,
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yet we only just recently
entered reverse time.
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So what does that mean?
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Well, it suggests
that time may not simply
be flowing backwards,
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it may, in fact,
be accelerating.
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Accelerating?
Why would that be happening?
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I'm not sure.
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Have you ever
heard of a phenomenon
called time dilation, Brian?
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Sure.
No, you haven't.
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Time dilation, in forward time,
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is a phenomenon caused
by a variety of factors
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in which time moves more slowly.
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In reverse time,
it stands to reason
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that the same phenomenon would
cause time to accelerate.
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I'll have to consult
my quantum calculations
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to try to isolate
the factors responsible.
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What the hell was that?
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This is more intense
than when I fought a rabbit
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in that karate tournament.
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That's weird.
You're doing
reverse cutaways now?
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- What the hell is...
- What? What's the matter?
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Dear God, I'm un-teething.
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Brian, it appears
the flow of reverse time
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is beginning to
affect us as well.
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What does that mean?
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It means I'm going to have
to relive everything.
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Every painful, awkward moment.
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Like that time I
forgot what came after "G"
and had to fake it.
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♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G
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♪ H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
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♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V♪ Standing herewith these kids
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♪ W, X, Y and Z
♪ Waiting for the song to end
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♪ Now I know my A-B-Cs♪ Yankee Doodlewent to town
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♪ Next time won'tyou sing with me? ♪♪ Now I know my A-B-Cs ♪
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What the devil is that?
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It's Peter and Chris.
Sounds like
they're in trouble.
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My God, why is
there vomit everywhere?
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Is that the ipecac bottle?
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Oh, no.
No, please, not this.
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Oh, God, it's not gonna be
coming out of us,
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it's gonna be going...
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Oh, dear God...
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What the hell?
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I don't wanna!
I don't wanna!
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Dad, I'm scared.
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Oh, God,
this is so disgusting.
I think I'm gonna puke.
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Fuck.
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Stewie,
I don't care what it takes.
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We have got to fix this.
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We just ate so much vomit.
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Brian, it gets worse.
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Look.
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Yeah, Bonnie's
pregnant with Susie. So?
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That means Susie's been un-born.
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Oh, my God.
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Stewie, you're not
that much older than Susie.
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Brian, if we don't find
a way to push time
forward again soon,
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I, too, shall be un-born.
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♪ You've got
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♪ The AIDS ♪
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That guy's gonna
feel so much better
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after we do what we got planned.
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How much time do we have
before you're un-born?
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With the time acceleration,
I'm not quite sure.
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But trust me,
I can feel myself
getting younger.
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All right. The machine
has been repaired.
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Now all I've got to
do is isolate the cause
of the acceleration curve
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and see if I can
duplicate the shock wave.
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What's the matter?
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I've regressed to my
pre-ambulatory stage.
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I can no longer walk!
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My God, Stewie,
you look terrible.
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Brian, I suddenly feel as if
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I've just been through
some sort of major trauma.
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Uh-oh.
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I think I know what
that major trauma was.
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My birth.
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Dear God,
I've got to get out of here!
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Oh, he's so cute.
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Oh, my God, we're getting
closer to the beginning.
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You're Lacey Chabert.
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Oh, boy, a baby.
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I saw my Spanish teacher
leave one of you
in a trash can.
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Brian, help!
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Stewie, what do I do?
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He's gorgeous, isn't he?
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I want to be the baby!
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Look at that head.
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Well, Lois,
this kind of completes
your little carnival here.
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Hey, little guy.
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You ever need white,
corner-of-the-mouth stuff,
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you come to your grandpa.
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Stewie, this is your new home.
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Brian, help! It's up to you.
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You've got to restore
the flow of time.
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My life depends on it!
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What? Stewie, I don't know
how to fix that machine.
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Trust me, you can do it.
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You're so talented
in so many ways.
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Like what?
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Like... You...
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Just write down however
you think you're talented,
and I'll sign it.
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Well, it's up to you, buddy.
Save this marriage.
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Oh, my God,
it's the greased-up deaf guy
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running backwards toward
that grease truck explosion.
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The grease burns so bad!
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I can't hear!
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Boy, I am late for that meeting.
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Come on, math, you dick.
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Come on, Brian.
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All right, think, think.
What do I do? What do I do?
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All right, could it
be as simple as this?
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Invert time flow.
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Uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh.
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Oh, he's perfect.
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Time of birth, 11:34 a.m.
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Come on, Brian, hurry.
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It's a girl!
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With a penis and no vagina.
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No!
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I think I can hear the ocean.
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Smell it, too.
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All right, what do I do?
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Wait a minute,
what did I do before?
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That's all I have to do, right,
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is duplicate
the circumstances,
but do it the opposite way.
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All right,
I was standing right here,
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the machine was on,
I broke the glass...
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And I turned the gauge backward.
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Maybe if I turn it in
the other direction.
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Ooh, a quarter.
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Who cares what
that doctor found
on my nuts?
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This is a good day.
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It worked.
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I don't believe it. It worked.
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Brian, there you are.
Where have you been?
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Meg, where's Stewie?
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Stewie? Who's Stewie?
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Here it comes.
Push, Mrs. Griffin.
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You know what? I take it back,
those panties are
gonna be in the way.
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Okay, here comes the baby.
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Bloody hell!
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It's a boy.
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Oh, thank God.
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He's so beautiful.
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Mrs. Griffin, your husband's
standing right here.
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What should we name him?
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I kind of like
Brian's name. Stewie.
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That's a wonderful name, Brian.
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Stewie. Hi, Stewie.
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You did it, Brian.
I've got to say,
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I didn't think you were
gonna be able to pull it off,
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but you did it.
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You saved my life.
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And for that,
I shall be forever grateful.
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Hey, I couldn't imagine life
without you, buddy.
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You know, I forgot
what a man cave I had
in Lois' uterus.
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While I was waiting for you,
I was shooting pool.
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Had to hold the cue
at weird angles, but still.
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Oh, Peter, isn't he amazing?
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Is he smart, or is he like me?
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He's perfect.
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You guys heard the baby
talking in there, didn't you?
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Chris, that's ridiculous.
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