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♪ It seems today
that all you see
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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♪ On which we used to rely?
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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♪ All the things
that make us
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♪ Laugh and cry
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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And now,
Quahog Channel 5 presents
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"Movie and a Bath
with a Guy Named Lou."
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Hey. It's Saturday night,
and you know what that means.
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We're gonna take
a bath and watch
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the 1984interesting movie, Gremlins.
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Now, the gremlins are funny.
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I don't know if
those things are puppets
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or they put costumes
on dogs or something,
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but let's press "play"
and find out, huh?
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You can't get them
things wet, by the way,
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but don't worry,
this don't affect that.
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We interrupt this program
for some breaking news,
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which is why I'm still
chewing a bagel.
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Mmm.
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Just roll the footage.
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A major drug bust
in Quahog today,
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as police seized over
100 kilos of cocaine.
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Okay, I'm done.
That's right, Joyce!
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Apparently, there were 100 kilos
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of cocaine right here in Quahog.
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And yet my guy can't get dick.
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Singled out
for special recognition
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in orchestrating
today's drug bust
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was Officer Joe Swanson.
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It feels good to know that,thanks to meand my colleagues,
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a lot fewer peoplewill be injecting cocaineinto their penises tonight.
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Is that a thing?
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It's a great thing.
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Great job, Joe!
Way to go!
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There he is!
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Hey, thanks, everybody.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Joe, I saw you on TV.
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Now I have to go through
the five stages
of having a celebrity friend.
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Oh, you're on TV!
That's so cool!
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We are going right
to the top together!
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Oh, you think you're
better than us, huh?
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Just one fucking
stroke of luck,
and you're there and I'm here!
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I'm sorry I overreacted.
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Look, you got to be careful.
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You need someone
looking out for you,
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who knows you.
Someone you can trust.
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Give me some money!
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Man, that was some
pretty impressive
police work, Joe.
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Thanks, Quagmire.
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I'll be honest,
it was nice to be
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acknowledged by
the Chief for once.
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Usually, he's just reminding me
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that whatever punk
I'm roughing up
ain't worth it.
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You son of a bitch!
I ought to kill you
right here!
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Hey!
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This punk's not worth it.
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You're right.
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You're not worth it.
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So, listen,
if you guys aren't
doing anything later,
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the Chief's
throwing me a little party
to celebrate my bust.
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I am going to let
Quagmire answer first.
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Yeah, I'll go.
I shall go, too.
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Great.
I'll see you guys tonight.
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Oh, God, buddy,
I'm sorry. You okay?
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You bastard!
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Well, now I've seen
Woodrow Wilson naked.
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Hey, Bonnie,
I made a major
drug bust today.
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The biggest one
the force has ever seen.
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That's great, Joe.
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You don't seem very excited.
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I mean, this is
a huge deal for me.
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The Chief is even
throwing me
a party tonight.
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I don't know if I can
take another evening
of sympathetic eye contact
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from all the other wives.
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Well, just so you know,
this is a really big deal!
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They even asked
me to be a guest
on Muy Importante!
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Muy importante!
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Muy importante!
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A donkey just bit
a child in the hallway.
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Wow, I've never been
to a cop bar before.
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Yeah, look at the bartender.
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I bet working here,
she's one of those women
who's tough as nails
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and good at giving sass.
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What'll it be, fellas?
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I'd like to cram
both your boobs
into a martini glass.
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I think she's just
a normal woman.
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To Joe Swanson,
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and the biggest drug bust
in the history of Quahog!
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Officer Swanson,
I just wanted to
say congratulations.
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I'm Nora.
I just joined the force.
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Nice to meet you.
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Wow, I've heard
so much about you.
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You're like a legend
at the academy.
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Is it true you got straight A's
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in Officer Henderson's
Overintensity Workshop?
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You're damn right I did!
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Well, you did some
great work today.
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And I mean regular-person great,
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not just
wheelchair-person great.
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Yeah, I guess.
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You seem
a little distracted.
Is everything okay?
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Yeah, sorry,
I was just thinking about...
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Someone should
have come tonight,
but they didn't.
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Ah, it's nothing.
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That's good.
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Hey, Officer Swanson?
Yeah?
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You know how they say
never meet your heroes?
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Well, they don't say anything
about kissing them.
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Whoa!
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Jeez, every cop in town is here.
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I know.
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Who do you think is
taking care of the city?
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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What the hell?
Come on!
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No drive. Is wet.
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Hey, fun party last night, Joe.
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You guys,
I got something
to tell you.
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The weirdest thing
happened to me
at that party.
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I got kissed by this chick cop.
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No way! What's she
look like? Is she hot?
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Well, I don't know.
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Is Elizabeth Perkins hot?
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I... I don't know.
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Way to go, Joe!
Did you bang her?
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What?
Of course not, Quagmire!
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I mean, I'm a married man.
I could never cheat on Bonnie.
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Well, under
normal circumstances,
you'd be right to say that,
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but in this case,
cheating would be
the only fair thing.
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What?
What are you
talking about?
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Come on!
Didn't Bonnie have
that affair in Paris?
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Oh, yeah. I don't
want to talk about that.
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Joe, how can I
put this delicately?
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He used his
stinky French wiener
to defile her.
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Wow, that's a real
hit above the belt.
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But I'm still not sure
that's a reason
to betray Bonnie.
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Come on, Joe.
Sleeping with this girl
will even things up.
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You can't have
that kind of imbalance
in your relationship.
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In fact, you owe it to Bonnie
to have sex with this woman.
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It's for the good
of your marriage.
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Yeah, you should go for it, Joe.
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Secrets are what
keep a marriage fresh.
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I have a CB radio
in the basement.
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I go down there
a couple times a week,
have CB sex,
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Lois has no idea.
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Breaker, breaker, one-nine.
What's your 20?
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Ah, it's so hot
just knowing
you're in a truck.
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Good morning, Officer Swanson.
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Oh, hey. Nora.
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Listen, I...
It's okay, Joe.
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You don't need to explain.
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I stepped over the line
at the bar last night.
I'm sorry.
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It's not that I don't
find you attractive.
I do. I just...
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I'm married, and...
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I get it.
I totally understand, Joe.
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Excuse me. Hello?
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Joe?
Bonnie?
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Oh. I meant
to call someone else.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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So, how is everything?
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Didn't Bonnie have
that affair in Paris?
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He used hisstinky French wienerto defile her.
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Didn't Bonnie have
that affair in Paris?
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He used hisstinky French wienerto defile her.
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Hey, Quagmire,
we're in Joe's head.
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Hey, let's mess with him.I'm going to leavea fart trapped in here.
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All right,
let's get out of here.
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I want you.
I want you, too.
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Come on. I have
a little place
we can go to.
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Wow, I've never
seen a sofa
in a bathroom stall before.
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Well, I'm the only one
who comes in here,
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so I figured I'd make it my own.
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How are you enjoying your steak?
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Mmm. It's delicious.
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Let me put another
log on the fire.
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Thanks, Joe.
It was getting
a little chilly in here.
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Well, that's 'cause
you're all the way
over there.
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Well, let me fix that.
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Mmm.
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Oh, Joe.
Oh, Nora.
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Did you bring protection?
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Oh, don't worry.
Nothing comes
out of the front.
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What a great day
for Joe and Bonnie.
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This is Kevin's first birthday
since he came home from Iraq.
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Why does Kevin
always sit at the bus stop
but never gets on a bus?
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Please don't bring that up.
Don't bring
anything he does up.
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Hey, you guys.
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You're right on time.
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Kevin just woke up screaming
from his afternoon nap.
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Mom, it's my birthday,
and you invited your friends.
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All yours are dead!
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Hey, guys. Can I talk
to you for a second?
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I did something terrible.
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Ah, hey, we've all
done terrible things.
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Attention, everyone.
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The plane is sinking,
so I need you all
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to proceed onto
the floating slide.
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Dear airplane people,
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I owe you one floating slide.
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And just so you know,
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the guy stewardesswas angry gay,not happy gay.
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What does it say?
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Nothing. Just
instructions and stuff.
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Oh, my God.
You actually went through
with it? How was it?
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I don't know, you guys.
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I thought I would feel better
after I slept with Nora,
but I don't.
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I just feel really guilty.
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And I'm not mad
at Bonnie anymore,
I'm just mad at myself.
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Guys, am I the only one
who thinks it's weird
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talking about Joe
cheating on Bonnie
in front of their baby?
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I think we can all benefit
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from a little strange
now and then.
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I know I will.
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Uh-oh. The baby monitor.
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What? The baby monitor?
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You cheated on me?
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I...
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You bastard!
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Bonnie, please!
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After all I do for you,
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this is how you repay me?
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Well, how do you think I felt
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when I found out
you slept with that
French guy? Huh?
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I never slept with Francois.
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What? But Peter said...
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Lois, didn't you say that
Bonnie slept with him?
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No, Peter.
I said she wanted to.
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Damn it, Peter!
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Now, hold on.
In my defense,
it is my experience
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that I am generally correct
about most things.
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Ah. You know what?
It doesn't matter.
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Bonnie's been
driving me away
for some time now.
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What? Driving you away?
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Do you have any idea
how hard it is
living with you?
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They still have
one of those TVs
with the big, fat back.
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Maybe we should all leave.
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No!
No! Everyone stays.
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I want this to be a disaster.
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'Cause this has been
a long time coming.
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You care about nothing
except yourself.
249
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You son of a bitch.
250
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I got a license to operate
a sex crane for you.
251
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,935
And I got earplugs
so I could put up
with that
252
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horrible voice of yours.
253
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:47,561
I'm not an impressionist,
but you get the idea.
254
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I perform purification
rituals on my body
after we have sex.
255
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:56,687
I find it cleanses
the immeasurable sadness
of having lain with a wretch.
256
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,883
I want a divorce!
257
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You got it!
258
00:15:59,776 --> 00:16:01,375
Sorry. I opened
some of the gifts.
259
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,101
Does the Swanson divorce mean
260
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,336
that I have to go live
with Grandma and Grandpa?
261
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,639
No, Chris, it does not.
That doesn't even
make any sense.
262
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,926
Peter, I can't believe
you would encourage Joe
to have an affair.
263
00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:20,473
Look, Lois, it's in the Bible.
264
00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:22,563
What's in the Bible?
265
00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:25,010
I don't know.
Doesn't that always
cover it somehow?
266
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,868
Peter, you blew up
their marriage!
267
00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:28,603
This was a huge mistake.
268
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,104
Well, we've all made mistakes.
269
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:34,967
Eh.
270
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,631
Why did the sign
say "not an exit"?
271
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,934
It should have just
said "gorilla door"!
272
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,773
So, it's really over, huh?
273
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,075
After all these years?
274
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,176
I'm afraid so.
275
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,727
But let's be honest, Peter.
276
00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,946
Bonnie and I seem
to have grown apart.
277
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,032
Boy, I never would have
seen this day coming
when we first met.
278
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Africa by Toto was playing.
279
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:10,328
♪ I hear the drums
echoing tonight
280
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,814
♪ But she hears only whispers
of some quiet conversations
281
00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:22,089
♪ I stopped an old man
along the way
282
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:27,862
♪ Hoping to findsome long forgotten wordsor ancient melodies
283
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:34,085
♪ He turned to me as if to say
284
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,888
♪ "Hurry, boy,
it's waiting there for you"
285
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:45,680
♪ It's gonna take a lot
to drag me away from you
286
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:50,884
♪ There's nothingthat a hundred menor more could ever do
287
00:17:50,953 --> 00:17:56,039
♪ I bless the rains
down in Africa
288
00:17:56,108 --> 00:18:01,279
♪ Gonna take some timeto do the thingswe never had ♪
289
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,094
Lois, I know how to get
Joe and Bonnie back together.
290
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,190
Joe just told me
how he and Bonnie met.
291
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:20,075
So I figure, all we
got to do is find a way
292
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,082
to recreate the magic
of that night.
293
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:23,579
Well, we better
do something soon,
294
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,571
'cause I just talked to Bonnie
and she's already on D-Date.
295
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,872
What the hell's D-Date?
296
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,842
Diarrhea Date. It's filthy.
But she found someone,
297
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,721
and they're doing
whatever they do
tomorrow.
298
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,862
What the hell's
wrong with people?
299
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,561
Thanks for inviting
me to lunch, Lois,
300
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,785
but why are we eating
at a strip club?
301
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,753
I know the waitress here
from water aerobics.
302
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,705
She said she'd give us 20% off.
303
00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:48,158
All units, all units.
304
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,221
We have a disturbance
at the Fuzzy Clam.
305
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:52,345
This is Officer Swanson.
What's the problem?
306
00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:54,793
Well, one of the dancers
was dancing with a guy
307
00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:57,095
and saying,"You're my favorite,you're my favorite,"
308
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,164
but now she's dancing
with another guy.
309
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:00,204
That's not a crime.
310
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,622
Well, shouldn't it be?
311
00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:03,157
I'll be right there.
312
00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:12,894
Boy, I haven't
heard this song
in a long time.
313
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,568
Police! What's going on?
314
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:16,203
Bonnie?
315
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,705
Joe?
316
00:19:17,774 --> 00:19:18,974
What are you doing here?
317
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,558
I'm here with Lois.
What are you doing here?
318
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,627
I got a call.
319
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,330
Is that...
Is that Africa by Toto?
320
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,431
Yeah.
321
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:28,566
That's our song.
322
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,401
It is.
323
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:35,306
♪ But she hears only whispers
of some quiet conversations ♪
324
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,669
Well, it seems like
things are fine here.
325
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,727
Listen, Bonnie, I...
326
00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:41,874
I just want to say I'm sorry.
327
00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:44,899
I was a real ass,
and I miss you.
328
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,333
I'm sorry, too.
329
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:49,637
I know I haven't
been that easy
to live with lately.
330
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:50,705
Okay.
331
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,458
Well, I'm going to go now.
332
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,211
Joe, wait.
333
00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,848
You want a lap dance, mister?
334
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,736
No. Sit down.
335
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,604
I'm giving you one.
336
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:12,776
♪ The wild dogs cry outin the nightas they grow restless
337
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:17,348
♪ Longing for some
solitary company ♪
338
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,001
Oh, Joe.
339
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,402
Oh, Bonnie.
340
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,489
♪ He turned to me
as if to say... ♪
341
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,840
Can you ever forgive me?
342
00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:29,009
It's going to
take some time, Joe.
343
00:20:29,077 --> 00:20:30,778
Rest of your life okay?
344
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:37,568
♪ It's gonna take a lot
to drag me away from you
345
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:42,723
♪ There's nothingthat a hundred menor more could ever do
346
00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:47,878
♪ I bless the rains
down in Africa
347
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:53,100
♪ Gonna take some timeto do the thingswe never had ♪
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