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♪ It seems today
that all you see
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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♪ On which we used to rely?
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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♪ All the things
that make us
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♪ Laugh and cry
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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All right, ladies,
let's pick
teams for dodgeball.
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Connie, would you
like to be a captain?
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Sure. I pick
everyone except Meg.
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Fair enough. Go!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Hey, where's everybody going?
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That's not how
we end this class.
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Good job today.
Good job today.
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Great class.
Nice hustle.
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Hey, how was gym class?
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Terrible. You know,
I don't think I can take
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another semester
at this school, Ruth.
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It's torture.
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It's worse than
sitting next to a baby
on an airplane.
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So what brings you to Kentucky?
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I'm visiting my family.
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Ah, family man. Me?
Single and ready to mingle.
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Tom Brunell's the name.
Insurance is the game.
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And right now,
the game is
very good to me.
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Hey, I know!
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If you hate it so much here,
why don't you come to Paris
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for a semester
with me instead?
I'm leaving next week.
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You're going to
Paris for a semester?
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Yeah, it's a program
sponsored by
the high school.
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My aunt even has
an apartment there
that we can stay in for free.
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Oh, my God,
that sounds so amazing!
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Excuse me,
I was wondering if you
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would go to the dance
with me on Friday.
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Chris, it's me, Meg.
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Well, that's everybody.
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We now return to
Ethiopian Hoarders.
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I don't know
how it got like this!
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Dad, Mom,
there's something
I want to ask you.
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Can I go to school in
Paris for a semester?
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What? Paris?
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Hey, you know,
I have a pen pal
in Paris.
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Would you mind
bringing him
this letter?
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We're fighting.
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Meg, I'd love to
send you to Paris
for a semester,
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but we can't afford that.
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But I can pay for it myself.
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I've been saving up
from all my part-time jobs.
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That's smart of you, Meg.
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You know, sometimes
I do part-time jobs
for extra cash.
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Gimme money.
Gimme money.
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Gimme money.
Gimme money.
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You be careful, sweetie,
and call us as soon as
the plane lands.
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Okay, Mom, I will.
I'll miss you, Dad.
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I've never been very good
at saying good-bee.
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Good-bee, Meg.
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And I'm gonna
bring you back something
special, little guy.
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Don't worry about me.
Just get yourself laid.
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Will you get me
French Stewart's autograph?
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Say hello to
the Pont Neuf for me,
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or as I like to call it,
my inspiration point...
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Oop, you're gone.
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And the family's gone.
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Oh, my God,
we're actually
here in Paris.
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This is so exciting!
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Good day, foreigners.
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On behalf of
the country of France,
we surrender.
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Oh, my God, I love your breath.
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Hi, I'm Meg.
This is my friend, Ruth.
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Would you ladies
like to share a cab,
or as we say,
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"share a cab"?
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Sure.
That sounds great.
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Oh, and please do
not be suspicious
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that I am at the airport
with no baggage whatsoever.
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A cool name to say
with a French accent
is Ashton Kutcher.
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Bye!
Thanks!
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Hey, it's me.
I've got some
fresh arrivals for you.
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How are they?
On a scale from
un to dix,
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they're about a trois.
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Wow, this place is awesome!
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I know!
Hey, you wanna dance around
like morons to loud music?
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I'll be right back.
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I've been holding in
a dump since America.
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Griffin residence.
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Hi, Dad, it's me.
Just wanted you to
know I got here safe.
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And sound?
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Yes, Dad, and sound.
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Oh! Good.
The "sound" is
what concerns me.
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Oh, it's so amazing here, Dad.
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Yep.
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You should see it.
Uh-huh.
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The apartment we're
staying in is huge...
Uh-huh.
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And has
an incredible view of...
Uh-huh.
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Dad, something's going on.
Some men just broke in.
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Oh, my God!
They've got Ruth!
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And now,
I think they're
coming after me!
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All right, Meg,
I need you to listen to me
very carefully.
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Panic.
Pay no attention to detail.
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Let your mind race.
Take short, rapid breaths.
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Then hide under the bed,
but leave two of
your feet sticking out.
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Oh, my God, Dad!
Are they gonna take me?
I'm so scared!
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Meg? Meg?
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I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
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But I have a very
particular lack of skills.
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I will never be
able to find you,
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but what I do have is $2
and a Casio wristwatch.
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You can have one of them.
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Drakkar Noir.
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These guys are serious.
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Lois, Meg's dead!
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Please, there's
gotta be something
you can do!
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My little girl is
in terrible danger!
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Ma'am, the men who
took your daughter
are most likely
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members of
a sophisticated network
of human smugglers.
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If she's not
found within 96 hours,
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chances are she's gone forever.
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Then we've gotta hurry!
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Sorry, we can't begin our search
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until she's been
missing for 96 hours.
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Oh, my God! My baby!
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Yeah, there's a pretty grisly
sex trade over there.
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Usually we just
end up burying
framed pictures.
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Oh, Peter!
This is a nightmare!
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What's going on down there?
Are they gonna find her?
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Doesn't look good.
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Stewie, I think
there's only one way
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we're ever gonna see Meg again.
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You and I have to
take matters
into our own hands.
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What?
What are you
talking about?
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Look, you're the only one
who's got the know-how
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and the technology
to help us track her down.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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Last week,
all my gadgets were "hooey,"
I think was the word.
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I didn't say...
You said "hooey"!
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All right,
I've booked us on a flight
that leaves in two hours.
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So, um, whose credit card
shall we put it on?
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Just put it on yours
and I'll pay you back.
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Yeah, I feel like
when that happens,
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I sometimes don't get paid back.
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Like when?
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Jersey Boys,
Morton's Steakhouse,
Foxwoods...
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Foxwoods and Jersey Boys
was the same trip!
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You know what? Fine.
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I'll put it on my card,
but I'm just
gonna say it's a gift
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because that's the only way
I can do this anymore.
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All right, the first
thing we've got to do
when we land
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is check the apartment
where Meg was abducted
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and see if we can
find some clues.
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That sounds good.
That's what
I was thinking.
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Excuse me, do you mind
if we switch seats
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so my family can
sit all together?
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No, we don't...
We don't switch.
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'Cause when we booked,
they didn't have
three together.
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Ma'am, ma'am, your poor planning
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does not constitute
an emergency for me.
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You'll see him in Paris.
Go sit down.
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God, Meg's kidnappers
could be anywhere
in France by now.
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Well, we do have
one lead, Brian.
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I have a recording of
the kidnapper's voice.
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What? You do? How?
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I recorded
the kidnapper's phone call
with the fat man.
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You see, Brian,
I record all phone calls
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coming in or out of the house.
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You do?
Yep.
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This one's one of my faves.
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Hello,Fundamental Industries.How can I help you?
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Yeah, um, is this Bang Brothers?
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Yes.
Oh, okay.
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I'd like to
cancel my subscription.
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What's your name?
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Brian Griffin.
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And which site
did you belong to?
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Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
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And how are you spelling that?
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Uh, "Captain", full word,
then "Stabbin',"
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S-T-A-B-B-I-N apostrophe.
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Okay, I'm checking.
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You know,instead of a "G"at the end.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I'm not finding that site.
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What was the subject matter?
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Um, a guy doingchicks on a boat in a,uh, captain's hat.
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Okay, I'm checking.
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The, um...
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The passengershad just signed upfor a tour of the harbor
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and then all
that stuff happened.
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Okay, you made your point.
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Well, this is
where Meg was staying.
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Oh. I thought Paris would be
a bit more picturesque.
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Instead it's just traffic
and some big guy
using a jackhammer.
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But monsieur,
this is not a jackhammer.
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It is a Jacqueshammer.
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Oh, God,
it's worse than I imagined.
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You know, maybe it'd help
if we just tried to
track Meg's movements
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from the moment she
arrived in France.
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That's a good idea, Brian.
Let's try Google Earth.
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Worth a shot.
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There. Enhance.
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Wow, I never knew
you could do
this on a computer.
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'Course not, you spend
all your time on this
watching Captain Stabbin'.
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All right,
we've got to
find this man.
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Let's see, this was
taken at the airport.
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He could be some sort of lookout
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who spots girls
fresh off the plane.
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Yes, you're
probably right, Brian.
Such scum.
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I'll bet they target young girls
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the way Army commercials
target minorities.
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Hey, other black guys.
It ain't so bad.
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Oh, my God, Stewie!
There he is!
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Hey, buddy,
we've got a few
questions for you!
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Excuse me, but this is
a "smoking only" area.
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Oh, sorry.
Do you have a, uh...
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You know, I really
only smoke when I drink.
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Oh! Well, this is nice.
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This is a nice way to do this.
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Look, we need to know,
have you seen this girl?
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Quick!
He's getting away!
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No, he's
one of those parkour,
free-running guys.
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We'll never catch him!
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Oh, no. I have
chateau'ed myself.
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Damn it.
He died before he
could tell us anything.
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Brian, he's the first guy.
The first guy always dies.
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Well, I'm sure he
didn't work alone.
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Maybe there's
something in here
we can use.
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This guy has a Velcro wallet.
Grow up.
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All right,
this is the address
that was in his wallet.
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Yeah, but how are we
gonna know for sure
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if these are
the guys who took Meg?
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Well, we have
the kidnapper's voice
on tape, remember?
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Drakkar Noir.
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I can use the voice
recognition software
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in this recorder
to confirm a match.
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Now, here.
Take this briefcase.
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We're Eastern European
cologne salesmen.
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We ask them what they want,
and when they
say Drakkar Noir,
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which they all will,
we'll know
if we have our man.
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00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:26,884
Drakkar Noir?
240
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:31,599
All right,
well, that's not him,
but this is gonna be easy.
241
00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:36,127
Well, gentlemen,
now that you have
242
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,556
smelled all of
our colognes,
what'll it be?
243
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,718
I will take some Drakkar Noir.
244
00:11:41,985 --> 00:11:43,434
How about you?
245
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,521
I am disgusting,
so I will take two
bottle Drakkar Noir.
246
00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:49,718
How about you, chief?
Hmm.
247
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,077
Let me quickly grow beard
and think about it.
248
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,647
I will take Drakkar Noir.
249
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,194
What the hell are you doing?
250
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:18,698
We haven't eaten
since the plane.
I'm starving.
251
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,814
Where is this girl?
Where is she?
252
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,649
We keep girls upstairs.
253
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,183
I hope you burn in hell
254
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,572
along with the guy
who came up with
stuffing a turkey.
255
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:40,024
Hey! Who wants to try
some of my butthole bread?
256
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,161
Meg? Meg?
257
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,249
Help me.
258
00:12:48,317 --> 00:12:50,646
Oh, we're here to
help somebody else,
sweetheart.
259
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,948
Go, go, go, go.
Don't look at her.
260
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,732
Don't look at her.
That was my mistake.
261
00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:58,554
Stewie,
I don't see Meg anywhere.
262
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,644
Brian, look!
263
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,333
Oh, my God! Meg!
264
00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:06,483
What the hell?
265
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,852
Where'd you get that hat?
266
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,486
A girl gave it to me.
267
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:10,922
What did she look like?
268
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,701
She had a great personality.
269
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,791
That's her.
270
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,371
Where is she?
Is she here?
271
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,462
No, they took her
just a little while ago.
272
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,543
Every Wednesday night,
they auction some
of the girls off.
273
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,050
Wednesday?
What a weird night to
274
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:24,952
auction girls off into slavery.
275
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,499
Well,
you know, on the weekend,
people probably have plans.
276
00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:29,156
Have plans?
What are you doing that's
277
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,091
more important
than buying somebody?
278
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,456
Look, where is this place?
Where do they
have the auction?
279
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,325
I don't know,
but there is
a courtesy shuttle
280
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,677
that runs every 20 minutes.
281
00:13:37,701 --> 00:13:38,916
What?
282
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,815
Damn it.
We just missed it.
283
00:13:42,839 --> 00:13:44,283
What do you wanna
do for 20 minutes?
284
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:46,085
Well, I don't know
about you,
but I'm gonna work out.
285
00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:47,286
That's how you stay in shape.
286
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,937
You just fit it in
when you have free time
287
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,506
wherever you are,
wherever you can.
288
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,930
There's semen on this floor.
289
00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:57,234
Stewie, look!
290
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,054
We gotta get in there!
291
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,534
Hey, got one more here!
292
00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:04,169
Oh! Where are we?
293
00:14:04,193 --> 00:14:06,973
I'm from Atlanta.
I don't know
where we are!
294
00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:09,263
Hey, you better hurry.
They're starting soon.
295
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,745
You know what's messed up?
This is all for charity.
296
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,050
All the proceeds
are going to Oxfam.
297
00:14:24,481 --> 00:14:26,013
I hope we're not too late.
298
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,276
You should not be out here.
Bidding is about to start.
299
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,260
What the hell?
Stewie!
300
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,143
The current bid is $200,000.
301
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,645
Oh, my God.
302
00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:45,766
Going once, twice...
Sold for $200,000.
303
00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:50,338
Remember, there is cash back
when you use your Visa Gold.
304
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:54,926
Our next itemappears to be a late entry.It is not in the catalog.
305
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,110
What the hell?
306
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,874
All right, fellas,
bring the lights up a bit,
307
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,365
play the CD I gave you
and let's do this!
308
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,904
Ah, that's right.
You like that?
309
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,889
I have $50,000.
310
00:15:10,059 --> 00:15:11,392
I have $75,000.
311
00:15:11,461 --> 00:15:12,926
Thank you, Brett Ratner.
312
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,696
Do I have $100,000?
313
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,348
For God's sake.
$500,000.
314
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,850
We have $500,000.
315
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,420
Going once, going twice...
316
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,623
Sold to the manwho doesn'tquite get auctions.
317
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:27,975
That was so fun.
318
00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:29,343
How do you be paying?
319
00:15:29,412 --> 00:15:31,457
Oh, I don't have any money.
320
00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:35,182
Can we work it out,
maybe some other way?
321
00:15:35,251 --> 00:15:38,185
Wait a minute.
Something doesn't
smell funny here.
322
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:41,405
You're not Arab!
You two are coming with me.
323
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,724
This next girl
is perfect for those of you
324
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,552
who want to buy a sex slave
325
00:15:45,594 --> 00:15:48,012
but don't want to
spend sex-slave money.
326
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,258
Oh, my God, Meg!
327
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,249
Wonder what music
they're gonna use for her?
328
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,307
Seems about right.
329
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:09,384
Damn it. We were so
close to saving Meg.
330
00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:10,885
Hey, where's my sister?
331
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:14,154
She's probably having
her shish
kabobbed as we speak.
332
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,691
I heard that from Samantha
in Sex and the City 2.
333
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,604
I haven't seen it yet.
334
00:16:18,628 --> 00:16:19,994
That doesn't hurt the story.
335
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,096
And now prepare to...
336
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,233
We have a jail cell.
337
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:28,135
I always tell them,
"Put the prisoners
in the jail cell."
338
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:31,171
But they always say,
"Just chain 'em up
to a pipe."
339
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,123
Idiots.
340
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,109
Hey, that was some
good teamwork, Brian.
341
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:38,713
We were like Lewis and Clark
and the guy who
likes to tip over canoes.
342
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:40,609
These rapids are treacherous.
343
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,578
We should reach
calmer waters
by nightfall.
344
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,452
Uh-oh, earthquake!
345
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,120
Hey, come on!
Careful!
346
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,935
Damn it.
Why is he still with us?
347
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,392
I know!
348
00:16:51,461 --> 00:16:53,372
Until now,
walking to the other end
of the United States
349
00:16:53,396 --> 00:16:54,945
seemed like such a good job.
350
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:58,916
There she is! Hurry!
351
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,516
Stewie, what are you doing?
We'll never catch
a speeding car on foot.
352
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,218
Haven't you ever
seen an action movie?
353
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:09,811
All we have to do
is cut diagonally
across any nearby field.
354
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,651
See?
355
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,061
Oh, crap, they're
taking her onto that yacht.
356
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:34,813
All right,
we just gotta catch up
to the boat.
357
00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:36,137
Well, how we gonna do that?
358
00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:38,890
Oh, cool!
They got Car Chase GPS.
359
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,805
Back up
dangerously into traffic.
360
00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:52,236
Proceed wrong waydown busy streetfor 500 meters.
361
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,828
Say "hang on" and
drive down staircase.
362
00:18:00,897 --> 00:18:02,097
Hang on!
363
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:14,075
Poorly edited shotwhere driver isobviously stunt person.
364
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,389
Leave fart in
closed car like a dick.
365
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,578
Sorry about that!
366
00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:34,206
All right,
they're probably holding her
below deck.
367
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:36,063
You take the right side.
I'll take the left.
368
00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:37,164
You're gonna need this.
369
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,244
What? I've never
killed anybody before.
370
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,902
Relax, they're Arabs.
People will still
be rooting for you.
371
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,572
Hey!
372
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,658
Son of a bitch.
373
00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:51,399
Oh! This is like
a video game.
374
00:18:54,784 --> 00:18:56,734
Huh! I'm kind of
good at this.
375
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,621
Later, dink!
376
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,063
That's for
shooting one of our guys!
377
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,710
- We got you!
- In your face!
378
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,012
- Our boat!
- Our boat!
379
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,335
This boat!
380
00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,924
There wasn't one guy my way.
381
00:19:39,696 --> 00:19:43,547
Let me go, you fat bastard!
I will never be
your sex slave!
382
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:47,167
You misunderstand.
I did not buy you
to be my slave.
383
00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:50,337
I bought you for my son,
and not to be his slave,
384
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,640
but to be his wife.
385
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,468
Wife?
Faisal!
386
00:19:57,130 --> 00:20:00,798
This is Faisal, my son
and the heir to my throne.
387
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,753
My father was correct.
Your beauty
knows no bounds.
388
00:20:05,822 --> 00:20:09,706
Fair goddess, it is my hope
that you will
agree to be my wife,
389
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,275
but the choice is yours.
390
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,245
If you say "no,"
I will have you
flown back to your family
391
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,696
on our private jet.
392
00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:17,064
But if you say "yes,"
393
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,977
I will spend the rest of my days
394
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:21,368
making your
every wish come true.
395
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,538
Will you be my wife,
Princess Meg?
396
00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:27,791
Oh, yes! Yes!
397
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,146
No!
398
00:20:34,851 --> 00:20:37,034
- Stewie?
- Hi, Meg.
399
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:45,042
Oh, honey, we are so
glad to have you back,
400
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,977
but you really
don't remember anything?
401
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:48,562
Not really, Mom.
402
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:52,066
I mean, one minute,
I was being proposed to by
a handsome Arabian prince,
403
00:20:52,134 --> 00:20:54,979
and the next thing I know,
I'm waking up in
a French hospital.
404
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,837
Oh, and we heard
from Ruth's parents.
405
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:58,806
She had her tongue ripped out.
406
00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,592
I guess we got off easy, huh?
407
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,390
Well, we put all your mail
on the desk in
your room, sweetheart.
408
00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:05,479
Thanks, Dad.
409
00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:07,468
I'm kidding.
You didn't get any mail.
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