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♪ It seems today
that all you see
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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♪ On which we used to rely?
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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♪ All the things
that make us
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♪ Laugh and cry
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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Good evening, Quahog.
I'm Tom Tucker.
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Our top story tonight,in a shockingturn of events,
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the city of Detroit
has officially given up.
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The now former mayorhas giventhe key to the city
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back to the Huron Indian tribe.
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So, farewell, Detroit.
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From Bob Seger to Axel Foley,
we never really cared.
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Joyce?
Thanks, Tom.
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In local news,Quahog is expectinga special guest this weekend,
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famed Asiancompetitive eating champion,Charles Yamamoto.
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Yamamoto has not yet losta hot dog eating competitionon his world tour.
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But if you think
you have what it takes
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to beat the best
eater in the world,
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come down tothe James Woods Highparking lot
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this Saturday with $50
and a large appetite.
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We should probably notethat that is not a photoof Charles Yamamoto.
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That's anotheroverweight Asian guy,but you get the idea.
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Wow, maybe,
you should enter
the contest, Dad.
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I'll bet you could win.
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Well, I would, Chris,
if I wasn't so obsessed
with my figure.
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Wait a minute.
Chris, have you ever
eaten anything?
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Only, like, all the time!
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Perfect! Now we
just need the 50 bucks.
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Damn it, I knew I
shouldn't have named
that star for Mort.
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Just give me the money.
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Peter, we're not spending $50
so Chris can stuff
his face with hot dogs.
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All right, fine.
I'll figure out a way
to get the cash myself.
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I'm a smart guy.
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Peter, no, you're not.
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Don't you feel ridiculous now?
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All right, Chris,
if we're gonna pay
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the entry fee for
that eating contest,
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we got to sell
some of my old stuff.
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What are these, Dad?
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Oh, wow! I haven't
seen those in a while.
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Those are my old
Playboys from the '70s.
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Oh, my God, this one's so hot.
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You can almost see
a little bit of woman.
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Oh, Peter, you've got some
pretty cool albums here.
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Yeah, well,
I was one cool potato
back in the day.
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You know, some of these
might actually be
worth something.
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Look at this...
Beatles, Rolling Stones.
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Oh, my God,
I haven't seen
this one in forever.
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Look, Look at this.
Queen, News of the World.
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Check it out.
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What's the matter?
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What the hell is that?
A killer robot monster?
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No, it's News of the World.
It's an album by
the band Queen. See?
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Stewie, relax.
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No, Brian!
You keep that thing
away from me!
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Is it...
Is it looking at me?
Can it see me?
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Man,
you're really scared
of this thing, huh?
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Does it eat little boys?
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I don't know.
Maybe, if it's hungry.
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Here's 50 bucks.
I'm taking this album.
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Oh, wow!
Check it out, Chris!
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We got our entry fee
for the eating contest!
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Now for the next five days,
we're gonna focus on
nothing but training.
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We'll even get up
at the crack of dawn.
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Dad?
Dad, it's time to get up.
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Oh, Jeez, Chris,
it's the crack of dawn.
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Yeah, but, Dad,
you said to wake you up.
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Yeah...
Yeah, but...
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Just get in the bed
with me and your mom.
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Okay, but what about training?
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Mmm, you smell like
melted cheese.
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Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy, yummy, yummy.
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Good morning, Rupert.
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Please tell me
you set the timer
on the coffeemaker
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because I completely forgot.
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You son of a bitch!
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Good morning.
Thought I'd help you
wake up.
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God, why does he look sad?
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He's
already destroyed mankind!
What else could he want?
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Hey, Carl.
Hey, can I get a couple of
scratch-off lottery tickets?
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Sure, Brian.
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Ooh, Brian, can I do one?
I love scratchers!
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Well, all right, maybe just one.
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Cherry.
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Another cherry.
Oh, come on,
one more, one more!
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Thanks, Carl.
Yeah, you're welcome.
That was fun.
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See you later.
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Hey, thanks for
letting me be Yoda.
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Yup.
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What is this?
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What was I worried about?
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Oh, God!
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He's bleeding, man!
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He's bleeding,
and nobody's doing
anything about it!
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I'll tell you what
the news of the world is.
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We're in a lot of
goddamn trouble!
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All right, Chris, this is it.
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This is what we've
been working for.
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If you get nervous,
just picture
the audience naked
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and slide those hot dogs
down your throat.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome tothe World Hot Dog EatingChampionship Competition!
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Please welcomeour undefeatedchampion eater,
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Charles Yamamoto!
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Oh, my God, that guy is huge.
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All right, eaters,
you have 10 minutes.
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On your marks, get set, eat!
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Come on, Chris.
You're doing great.
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Just keep going.
You're almost there.
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Well, I'd better get a move on.
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Time's almost up!
It's gonna be a close one!
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Chris,
you're four hot dogs behind!
Come on! Hurry!
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Oh.
I can't eat anymore.
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Remember what I told you.
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I get these weirdcyst things right onthe fringe of my sac.
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I want to get 'em checked,
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but I'm afraidof what they'regonna tell me.
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He's right.
I can do it!
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We have a winner!
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Ladies and gentlemen,Yamamoto hasfinally been defeated!
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Chris, you did it!
You're a champion!
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And now you get your
pick of the groupies.
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They're shiny.
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Yeah, it's a pretty warm day.
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Hey, hey, hey, there, champ!
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Aw, look at him, Lois.
Relaxing after
his big victory.
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Peter, he's not relaxing.
He's in a great deal of pain.
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Damn it, don't you see
what you did to him?
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I told you not to take him
to that eating competition,
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and you deliberately defied me!
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All right,
what's this really about?
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Peter, Chris is
already overweight.
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We need to start
taking responsibility
for his health.
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So I decided to sign
him up for fat camp.
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What? Mom, I don't
want to go to fat camp!
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
It's for your own good.
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And trust me,
you'll feel much better
about yourself.
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Everyone's gonna make fun of me!
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Oh, come on,
who's gonna
make fun of you?
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Hey, fatty, I hear
you're going to fat camp.
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That's where you belong!
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Peter, stop it!
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And I'd better not see
you at the big dance!
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Come on, you.
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Sorry, Chris.
I'm gonna go with him.
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Hi. Welcome to
Camp Fresh Start.
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Yeah, our son's gross,
so here we are.
The name's Griffin.
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Ah, yes, Chris Griffin.
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We have you staying
in the Broccoli Cabin.
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So you guys are just
gonna leave me here?
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Yeah, honey.
That's what camp is.
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I don't want to stay!
Please take me home!
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I don't want to go to fat camp!
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Aw, come on, Chris.
Your mother's right.
This'll be good for you.
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Well, how come
you don't have to go?
You're fatter than I am!
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Huh. Good question, Peter.
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How come you don't have to go?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, you're the one
who entered him
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in that hot dog eating contest.
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Besides, he's right.
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You could stand to lose
a few pounds yourself.
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Unless you don't think
you could handle it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I think I can.
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What was that?
Never you mind
what that was.
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Rise and shine, everyone!
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What do you got there?
A candy bar, huh?
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Got any other contraband?
No.
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Don't lie to me.
My father was a lawyer.
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Oh, so your dad gets guys off.
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Peter Griffin.
Cabin clown.
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Where's your bag, fatty?
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You're welcome to
search my beef case.
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But there's mutton in there.
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Peter Griffin.
Cabin clown.
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You're in big trouble, mister.
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Oh! There's
no pulling the wool
over this guy's eyes.
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Looks like I'd
better go on the lamb.
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Peter Griffin.
Cabin clown.
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I think I'm gonna do
okay here at fat camp.
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You sure you got
the chops for it?
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Knock it off.
I'm the cabin clown.
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And then he went
into the kitchen,
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slowly opened the refrigerator,
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and it was empty!
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So then, the man,
weak with hunger,
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raced from the refrigerator
to the counter
to look for a delivery menu,
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but all he could find
was one for a vegan place!
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Vegan places aren't real, right?
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No, they're not real.
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Or are they?
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Ahhh! Salad!
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Thank you for sharing, Leonard.
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And I think
getting a new couch
was the way to go.
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Is there someone else
who has a story
they'd like to share?
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Peter?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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This one time,
I was on a city bus,
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and the guy next to me
was eating
a bucket of fried chicken.
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Oooh!
Yum!
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And the smell
was getting to me,
you know.
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And even though I
didn't know the guy,
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I just dug in and started
stuffing that chicken
into my mouth.
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Uh-oh!
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Embarrassing.
I've done that.
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It was so delicious.
But...
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It wasn't fried chicken.
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It was a baby!
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It was a baby.
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Stewie?
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Rupert, we won't give
that evil robot
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the satisfaction of killing us.
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We'll go together
on our own terms.
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See you on the other side.
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Oh, my God! Stewie, no!
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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It's that robot!
He killed Queen,
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and now he's going to kill me!
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He didn't kill Queen.
They're all fine.
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Most of them are fine.
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Look, Stewie,
I'm sorry for scaring you,
all right?
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But come on,
it's not a real robot.
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See? It, It's just
an album. Look.
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Here, you want to hit it?
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Well...
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I'm usually more
comfortable around things
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if I can put them in my mouth.
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So, can I put it in my mouth?
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I guess.
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This is just an album!
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Yeah, that's what
I've been trying
to tell you.
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So, you know,
can you forgive me?
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Oh, I suppose so.
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I mean, Magellan forgave
the land ho prankster.
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Land ho!
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Where? Where?
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Psych!
Made you look, loser.
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Good thing there wasn't land
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or else you'd have
to meet the natives
245
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,360
with that mustard
stain on your shirt.
246
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,104
- What stain?
- Ah!
247
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,453
Why did I even
bring you on this trip?
248
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,289
Because I'm
the best damn land spotter
in all of Europe.
249
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,890
It's true.
You are the best.
250
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,119
Yeah, I don't need
you to tell me that.
251
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,131
Dad, I can't take this anymore.
252
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,452
I'm so tired and I'm so hungry.
253
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,353
I got an idea, Chris.
Follow me.
254
00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:22,391
What are we doing?
255
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,442
I saw a forest like this
in a book one time,
256
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,870
and I know there's
a gingerbread house
out here somewhere.
257
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,524
Do you think we could find it?
258
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,980
We have to, Chris.
259
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,944
We gotta eat something
besides what
they're feeding us.
260
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,279
I know what you mean, Dad.
261
00:12:33,303 --> 00:12:36,053
I'm so hungry I could
eat this dead camper.
262
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,354
Holy crap!
263
00:12:43,246 --> 00:12:45,863
Well, we clearly don't have
all the evidence yet,
264
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,211
but that's never
stopped us before,
right?
265
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,616
Oh, there's no other cops here.
266
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,541
But we do know one thing,
this kid was murdered.
267
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,920
Murdered?
268
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,706
Who in the world
would want to kill
a camper?
269
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:03,781
Don't look at me.
I'm just here to
drop off my son.
270
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:08,169
Justin? Justin,
that does not work
for me.
271
00:13:08,238 --> 00:13:11,456
And it looks like
there are signs of trauma
around the throat.
272
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,402
Somebody strangled this fat kid.
273
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,505
Wait.
He was strangled?
Yeah.
274
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,328
Joe, I know who did it.
275
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,896
You do? Who?
276
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,665
Well, there's only
one person I know
277
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,634
who likes to strangle fat guys,
278
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,101
Patrick Pewterschmidt.
279
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,210
Who's that?
My brother-in-law.
280
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,357
People call him
the Fat Guy Strangler.
281
00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:32,993
He's always had a thing
for strangling fat guys.
282
00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:36,464
I guess he
fits the profile, Peter,
283
00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,966
but Lois' brother is
locked up in an asylum.
284
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,546
Well, either way,
we gotta get out of here.
285
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,303
Otherwise,
we're just sitting ducks!
286
00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:45,067
Hey, we all know
this guy goes for
the classy ladies.
287
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,125
In fact, I once caught him
trying to pick up
a quack whore.
288
00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:53,714
All right, calm down.
We all make bad choices.
289
00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:58,402
Hello?
290
00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:00,516
Lois,
I hope you're sitting down.
I got something to tell you.
291
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,741
Oh, God, what's wrong?
Is everything okay?
Is it Chris?
292
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,137
No, it's Peter, your husband.
293
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,661
But I'm calling with big news.
294
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:09,997
I was Anita in
the camp production
of West Side Story.
295
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,500
Peter,
you know you're terrible
at patter songs.
296
00:14:12,569 --> 00:14:14,067
I did okay.
297
00:14:14,136 --> 00:14:16,137
♪ ...America
298
00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:18,039
♪ ...America
299
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,174
♪ ...America
300
00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:22,910
♪ ...America ♪
301
00:14:22,979 --> 00:14:26,647
I got other news, too.
One of the fat kids
at camp got strangled!
302
00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:27,882
Oh, my God!
303
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,562
Yeah, but don't worry.
It ain't your brother.
304
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:31,468
He's still locked up
in that asylum.
305
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:35,423
Um... Mom, look who
dropped by for a visit.
306
00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:38,959
Hello, Lois.
307
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,245
Patrick!
308
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,763
It's been a long time.
309
00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:43,797
Peter, he's here!
310
00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:45,110
Wait a second, Lois.
I want to go back
311
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,779
to what you said
about my patter singing.
312
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,436
Who gives you the right?
313
00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:50,571
You know I carried
Pirates of Penzance
314
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,690
that season at
Quahog Community Theater.
315
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,227
♪ I am the... general...
316
00:14:56,296 --> 00:15:01,065
♪ ...mineral...
historical...
317
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,301
♪ ...with the eggs on top ♪
318
00:15:09,025 --> 00:15:10,886
Man, I hope we get
back to your house
319
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,722
before Patrick
hurts anyone else.
320
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,046
If he even lays
a finger on my family,
321
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,181
I'll do to him what
I did to the Riddler.
322
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,310
Freeze, psycho!
323
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:31,962
Oh, Peter, thank God!
324
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:35,083
Patrick Pewterschmidt,
you're under arrest
for the murder of...
325
00:15:36,119 --> 00:15:37,518
Shit.
326
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:40,287
I didn't get the kid's name.
We're supposed to do that.
327
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,984
Lois, you called the cops?
328
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,526
Patrick, you're my
brother and I love you,
but you're not well.
329
00:15:45,594 --> 00:15:47,961
But I'm better now.
I've put my past behind me.
330
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,963
Save it, Patrick.
We know you escaped
331
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,633
from the asylum and killed Bill.
332
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,945
We'll just call
him "Bill" for now.
333
00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:55,848
Escaped?
I didn't escape.
334
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,684
Just this morning,
a very nice gentleman
opened my cell door
335
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,102
and said I was free to go.
336
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,342
Yeah, nice try.
That's not how it works.
337
00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:05,212
Uncle Patrick, why do you
strangle fat people?
338
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:08,249
It's probably
a weird fetish thing.
Some criminals have 'em.
339
00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:10,062
Like those
anal-retentive bandits
340
00:16:10,086 --> 00:16:12,085
who robbed
Quahog Bank last year.
341
00:16:12,154 --> 00:16:14,249
All right,
hands in the air!
Vertically!
342
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,273
Both arms should be
parallel to each other!
343
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,726
You, fill this bag
with clean, unmarked bills.
344
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:20,272
But first, fix that notepad
345
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,407
so it's at a right angle
with the corner
of your desk!
346
00:16:22,431 --> 00:16:24,915
And tap that pile of receipts
against a flat surface,
347
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,850
so they're not
sticking out haphazardly!
348
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,980
You know what?
Forget about the money!
Everybody grab a broom!
349
00:16:29,004 --> 00:16:30,764
We are straightening
this place up!
350
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,994
All right, campers,
until the Fat Guy Strangler
is caught,
351
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,364
everyone has to stay
inside their cabins.
352
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,010
Now I'm gonna do
a stomach count.
353
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,167
When I call your name,
please respond.
354
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,880
Jenkins?
355
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,637
Robertson?
356
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,172
Davis?
357
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,241
Elliot?
358
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:50,841
Where's Elliot?
359
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,392
I think he's asleep.
360
00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:55,696
Elliot?
Elliot, wake up. Elliot?
361
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,467
Officer Swanson here.
362
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:01,935
What? Oh, my God!
363
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,170
What is it, Joe?
364
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,873
Another camper was strangled
half an hour ago.
365
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,708
But that means...
366
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,277
Patrick can't be the killer.
367
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:12,157
That's what I was
trying to tell you.
368
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:13,698
Acknowledged. I'm on it.
369
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,494
Joe, would you
settle a camp argument?
370
00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:17,535
Is it "bombardment"
or "dodgeball"?
371
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,370
Dodgeball.
Ah, you don't know.
372
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,539
Well, I'd better put out
an APB to all
the neighboring towns.
373
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,603
The murderer
won't leave the camp.
374
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,460
What? What are you
talking about?
375
00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:27,862
He's feeding.
376
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:30,197
He killed twice and
he's gonna do it again.
377
00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:32,177
He's got plenty of
places to hide out there
378
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:34,401
and a fully stocked
corral of victims.
379
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,653
How do you know that?
380
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,104
Trust me. I know.
381
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:39,873
You know, Joe,
maybe Patrick can
actually be of help.
382
00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:41,487
I mean, who better
to get inside the mind
383
00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:42,988
of someone who's
strangling fat people
384
00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:44,478
than someone
who's done it himself?
385
00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:45,924
Yeah, give him a chance, Joe.
386
00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:47,659
Like I did with scary teenagers.
387
00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,027
I used to be afraid of 'em,
388
00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:51,330
until I realized
they were
just misunderstood.
389
00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:53,171
Hey, fat ass,
give me your wallet!
390
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:58,342
I could give you my wallet,
but what I think
you really want is love.
391
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,744
It's true!
392
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:06,617
I'm taking your shoes.
393
00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:15,159
Poor kid.
394
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,589
You know, the weirdest thing
is his bunk is
right next to Chris'.
395
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,058
Yeah, that was a close call.
396
00:18:19,082 --> 00:18:21,114
Oh, it was more
than a close call.
397
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,762
You said the first
victim was wearing
a baseball cap,
398
00:18:23,786 --> 00:18:25,280
this second one is blond...
399
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,555
The killer wasn't
trying to murder this kid.
400
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,690
He was trying to murder Chris.
401
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,492
Oh, my God!
402
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:32,754
Why would anyone
want to kill Chris?
403
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,261
I don't know,
404
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,675
but I do know that
he's in a great deal
of danger right now.
405
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,243
Come on. Let's go!
Yeah!
406
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:41,552
But wait,
this is our last chance
to do a panty raid!
407
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,316
Yay! Fat camp!
We got it!
408
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,107
Oh, no, a gust of wind!
409
00:18:51,748 --> 00:18:55,466
Oh, Chris, sweetie,
I'm so glad you're here,
safe and sound.
410
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,767
Me, too, Mom.
411
00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:15,920
What are you doing here?
412
00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,866
You dishonored me,
Chris Griffin.
413
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,373
No one has ever eaten
more hot dogs than me.
414
00:19:20,442 --> 00:19:22,393
Now you must die!
415
00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:53,373
Hey, fat ass!
416
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,877
I got news for you.
The News of the World!
417
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,434
Why does robot
hold dead people?
Is that future or past?
418
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,925
Oh, my God,
Stewie, you saved my life!
419
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:14,061
Ah! You would've done
the same for me, Chris.
420
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,613
The important thing is,
we're all gonna be okay.
421
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:17,882
Right, Giant Robot?
422
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:29,810
Charles Yamamoto...
423
00:20:29,879 --> 00:20:33,714
Went from eating champion
to cold-blooded killer.
424
00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:35,622
Who'd have thought?
Wait a minute, Joe.
425
00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:38,085
That's the guy
who opened the door
to my cell yesterday
426
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,836
and told me I
could leave the asylum.
427
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,956
Ah! Is that right?
Well, then it all
makes sense.
428
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:45,826
Yamamoto wanted
it to look like you
broke out on your own.
429
00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:47,828
That way,
when he murdered Chris,
430
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:50,497
it was a cinch
that you would
take the blame.
431
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:53,717
Well, Patrick,
I guess we all
owe you an apology.
432
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,320
Patrick?
433
00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:57,270
Where did he go?
434
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,740
He was just right here.
What happened?
435
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,421
Damn it!
He must've gotten away!
436
00:21:03,445 --> 00:21:04,712
How is that possible?
437
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:05,991
I don't know,
but I'd better make it
438
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,159
look like there was a struggle.
439
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,500
Someone punch me in the face.
440
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:11,852
I'm a good friend to you.
441
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,957
♪ She's a Killer Queen
442
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,793
♪ Gunpowder, gelatine
443
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,077
♪ Dynamite with
a laser beam
444
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,564
♪ Guaranteed to
blow your mind
445
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:24,881
♪ Anytime
446
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,950
♪ Recommended at the price
447
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,436
♪ Insatiable an appetite
448
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,655
♪ Wanna try?
449
00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:35,375
♪ You wanna try... ♪
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