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Turn!
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Nodwick.
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Stay here until we return!
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Aye, my Lord
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Mort Kemnon!
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Uninvited guests...
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Your reign of terror ends here!
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By the light of Therin you shall fall!
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What good is the light of your goddess?
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She can not help you...
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...here.
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No...
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We're...
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...doomed.
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Fastidian!
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This does not end here!
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Yes it does... for you.
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Craaaaap!!
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Was there a reason you didn't turn those ghouls?
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Since that would've helped us... not die?
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Guys...
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Maybe you should have detected the trap, Cass.
Green Mouse would be proud.
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That was an AMBUSH, not a TRAP.
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Even you should know the difference.
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Oh by the way... way to defend
the cleric there, Conan.
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You lived..oh what... six seconds?
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Real smart giving them clear path to the healer.
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Look! Guys...
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I didn't see you helping!
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In fact, I saw you dying
like a whiny little peasant!
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Maybe I was dying...
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...because our battle-dealer wasn't doing his job!
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How am I supposed to kill everything
in the room when I get flanked?
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You are supposed to keep people of my ass
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And you are supposed to keep healing me!
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Which brings me to my lack of powers
which I didn't have after I lost them!
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Did I mention losing my powers?
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GUYS!
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And if he hadn't cut you off
we totally would have had him
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Yeah... I didn't even know it was
possible cutting of a cleric of his god.
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It's not... not in the core rules it isn't
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It does fit the story!
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It doesn't fit the rules!
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Story trumps rules!
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Again with this argument...
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Boss... we're down to our
last copy of "Pizza Tattoo"
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And of course I can't expect you
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to know where we keep our products
seeing as how you work for me
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Argue on!!
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What would you rather have?
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A fantasy world with its
own mysteries and pitfalls
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...or... just another cookie cutter
setting with no real surprises?
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You should have told us that in your world
the cleric could be cut off of his god!
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Why should I told you that?
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Gary... would you have played a cleric if
you've known it's allowed to shut him down?
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Hell no!
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That's player knowledge, not character knowledge!
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You know but your character wouldn't
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That is so cheap! Cheap cheap cheap!
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It is not cool to let a character advance
that far and pull something that huge on him!
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It was supposed to be a nasty surprise!
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Something you weren't expecting
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And because it was so unexpected the party died!
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This is what happens when you mess with the rules!
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What were you thinking?
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Maybe... that it would force you to ROLE-PLAY!
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What do you think we were doing!?
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Guys... come on!
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Same time next week?
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I'm good!
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The new expansion for "Samurai
Baseball" comes out next friday
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Looks very cool... you
strike out you commit seppuku
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No... we play this very game..
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The same campaign?
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We played it twice already?
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You guys wanna do my campaign again?
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No.
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I have a reputation? There is no game
on this shelves that can beat me!
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So what kind of gamer would I be if I let
some unpublished mod give the best of us?
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Thanks, Cass. That's real... thoughtful.
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Hey, Gwen...
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Hey, Mitch...
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Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick?
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God... I don't know why that keeps happening?
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Listen! We need two more players!
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Dude.. I've got work in the morning!
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No! Dick! For your campaign.
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It's why we keep dying. We need
a more well-rounded party.
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Listen... it's only so much damaged
three mad hombres can do, right?
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Oh Cesar... didn't see that one coming did you?
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Are you guys still gaming?
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We're playing TimeValentin.
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We need to go back through time and
beat the crap out of historical figures
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I totally bushwhacked Abraham Lincoln.
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Don't you have class in the morning?
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Yeah. In like five hours? Why?
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Take that Jesus!
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Hey I gotta go... it's almost my turn
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Who is the messiah now?
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I'm never going to finish this freaking module!
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Party died again?
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They never try anything new and
then they blame me when they die
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Ungrateful munchkins!
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I'm really kind of pissed off!
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And that has nothing to do
with your writers block?
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I do not have writers block!
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I know exactly how the story ends.
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I just don't know how to get there.
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Obviously neither do your players.
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How am I supposed to finish a
modules based on a adventure
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...if we never finish the adventure?
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Just run them through until they win...
or your heads explodes.
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We're gonna start all over again
once we have a few new players
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Mark.
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Mark, why don't you join?
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You used to game all the time in College!
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I haven't gamed since the "incident"
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Total party wipeout?
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Like you couldn't even imagine.
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Hey Cass.
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Lodge.
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Mark, I haven't seen you in a long time.
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It's like I forgot you even exist.
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Yeah... I get that a lot.
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Ah... found one of the newbies!
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Oh, do I know him?
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Her.
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Joanna keeps bugging me to get her involved..
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...so I figured we make her a fighter.
It's easy enough to play.
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Joanna? Your ex Joanna?
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She will be joining us?
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Yes... finally!
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What's wrong, Lodge?
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Never played with a girl before?
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See you scrubs tomorrow
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Apparently we're leaving..
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See you at Leo's...
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...I'll try not to slow things down to much
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Ohh... ehh... wait
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Here. Player's Handbook. It's got all the rules.
Everything you need to know.
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Thanks, Kevin. I'll look it over
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Who the hell is Kevin?
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I am Kevin.
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You have a first name?
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Alright... what have you got?
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Half-breed
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Kicking down the door..
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Hey... alright that's everybody
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Where is player number five?
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There is no fifth player.
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You said you're gonna get
us another player, Lodge.
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I asked 15 people..
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...all regulars. Apparently we have a reputation!
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What did I tell you? You make one eleven
year old cry and they stop bugging you.
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We still need another player!
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I have taken care of it
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Now... this is a mid-level campaign
so we're starting at ninth level.
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Here's Joanna's character.
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What are you doing?
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I made a character for you.
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I wanna play my own character.
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I know... that's why I made you one.
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You think I can't make my own character?
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Look... it's nothing personal.
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You are going to be a fighter; there are
some requirements you have to meet.
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Like what?
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A fighter has to be the
strongest guy in the party.
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Has to have a high armor class..
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...and hitpoints out of the ass.
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And that is what I made for you.
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Let me see that!
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Bikini mail?
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Mmm...
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What the hell is bikini mail?
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Only the best armor you're allowed to wear.
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There's a picture of it right here.
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That looks like a...
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She fights with a broadsword?
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"Broad" sword
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I get it. Kevin help me out here.
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Kevin?
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Wait..., your name is Kevin?
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You have a first name?
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Guys, if Joanna made a character
she's gets to play it.
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I agree with you on principle.. Kevin...
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But she is new and I don't want her
to die because she is inexperienced.
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What makes you think that I'm gonna die?
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History.
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New guy always dies.
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That is so true...
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Hey you remember that one time
those halfling pirates made him...
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Shut up
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Or the time that those gnome
shopkeepers ambushed...
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Shut up!
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Or that asthmatic six year old princess...
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SHUT UP!!
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I flipped through that handbook... I got the
gist of it... it doesn't seem that hard.
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Okay... let's see your character then.
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What's your strength bonus?
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She doesn't have one.
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Her highest stat is her intelligence
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I've put other bonuses in dexterity and charisma.
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Charisma?
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WIIIIIIIIIII...
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No strength bonus...
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No constitution bonus...
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How many hitpoints does she have?
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Ah..let me see...45.
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Ah...
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45 hitpoints.
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A 9th level fighter with 45 hitpoints.
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She's really gonna protect the party.
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I put her other feats in speed and precision.
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That's why intelligence is
more important than strength.
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It would be if you were a wizard. But you're not.
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You're a fighter... a fighter with a
giant "kill me" sign on her back.
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With her charisma she should be able
to talk her way out of most fights.
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What? Negotiation isn't your style?
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Not exactly, no.
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Our philosophy is: "beat it until it stops moving"
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...and then shoot it...
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...and then step on its 'nads.
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Calm down, Gary.
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If you play this character you are going to die.
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I spent 2 hours on this character
and I'm gonna play her, okay?
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Ok.
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Ok.
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And when you die you can play bikini babe.
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Fine.
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Why did you two break up again?
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Gary! Character?
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I'm a wild mage. WILD!!
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But you loser can call me sorceress.
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Yes, that's right. I'm playing a chic!
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Dude, you're hot?
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17 Charisma
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Wanna have sex?
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Totally.
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Awesome! I seduce him... her.
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Yes! I can totally seduce any
homophobe with that roll.
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We haven't started yet!
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You guys haven't met.
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Alright
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Bone me later.
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I'll be waiting, man meat.
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After we've started please..
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Leo, I assume you are playing a fighter again?
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Actually I'm going as bard.
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Really? That is... bit of a jump for you.
You only played fighters before.
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How different can they be?
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I'm playing a monk.
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What's he gonna do? Copy manuscripts?
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Think "Kung Fu Monk", grasshopper.
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Oh, that doesn't seem to fit, does it?
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No, it doesn't
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I told you guys that there
are no monks in my world.
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And I told you that if we're playing
by 3rd edition rules I can play any
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basic character class... and monk...
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...is a basic character class.
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I based my world on a fantasized
western medieval period
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There were no "kung fu monks" in western europe.
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If Joanna can play a character that she wants,
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I can play any character that I want.
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00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,878
I'm asking to play a basic character class
265
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:00,919
...and you're blocking me.
266
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,300
You're breaking the rules... again.
267
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,390
I play a monk or I don't play.
268
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,040
And they don't play.
269
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:10,670
- I play. - No, you don't!
270
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,600
Yes, I do.
271
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:22,949
Fine. You can play a monk. But
he's got to fit the world.
272
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:25,850
He has got to be a western monk...
273
00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:27,810
...occidental.
274
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:32,849
- You think you can handle that? - Of course.
275
00:16:33,469 --> 00:16:33,969
Good
276
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,150
Now is there anything else?
277
00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:39,040
- No, that's it. - Alright.
278
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,650
Oh, I'm also playing an elf.
279
00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:44,629
What? No, you're not.
280
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:45,878
Yeah, yeah that's right.
281
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,238
I told you guys that this
is an all human campaign.
282
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:49,658
There are no elves in my world.
283
00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:52,218
And I told you that "elf" is a
basic character race and...
284
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,248
...and since we're playing by the rules..
285
00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:55,540
ADVENTURE STARTING! ADVENTURE.
286
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,688
We begin in the throne room where
three of you have answered
287
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:05,810
the summons to the king.
288
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,670
His royal majesty "Erasmus, the randomly bias"
289
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,410
There is a great evil in our land
290
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:17,100
The vile necromancer, Mort Kemnon.
291
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,740
Daily his power grows stronger
292
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,480
and yet it appears that our
goddess has forsaken us
293
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,940
...for she answers not our prayers.
294
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,740
Now can I seduce her?
295
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,400
In the middle of the throne room?
296
00:17:28,401 --> 00:17:29,930
Why not? We started!
297
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,199
Mort Kemnon has discovered an evil artifact.
298
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,400
A cursed item known as the "Mask of Death".
299
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,670
Find him and kill him!
300
00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:50,130
Bring me this mask...
301
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,790
so that its evil may not spread across our land.
302
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,340
Flofenrest...
303
00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:55,900
...the staff!
304
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:59,460
I present to you this "Staff of Resurrection".
305
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,360
If one of your party should
fall during the quest..
306
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:04,380
...It need not be their end.
307
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,540
Go forth noble heroes.
308
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,250
May Therin light your way.
309
00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,570
Go forth noble heroes.
310
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,040
May Therin light your way.
311
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,800
The city is near to bursting
with a flood of refugees.
312
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:31,770
You hear mutters of Mort Kemnon as they
shuffle toward the safety of the castle.
313
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:35,460
Corn, sellery, oranges...
314
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:36,820
Fresh bread..
315
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:37,820
Onions.
316
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,700
Cabbages... the finest cabbages in the land.
317
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,460
I wanna talk to the farmer.
318
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:44,739
Why?
319
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,678
Well... if he is from out of town he might
be able to tell us where the evil wizard is.
320
00:18:47,679 --> 00:18:49,110
That's a great idea...
321
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:49,819
Thanks!
322
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:50,790
...for that it sucks.
323
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,350
There is no way that he knows where he is.
324
00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:53,380
Why not?
325
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,240
He's a random NPC.
326
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:58,900
And as we all now my NPCs
are "cardboard cut outs".
327
00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:00,050
NPC?
328
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,130
Non player character.
329
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,620
Oh, right.
330
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:05,700
Which of course I'm supposed to know.
331
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,680
Don't worry, we don't need anything from him.
We know where we're going.
332
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,960
No, you don't!
333
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:14,150
We've done the adventure twice before...
334
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,600
...we need to go to the mountains.
335
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,960
Your characters don't know where to go.
336
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:23,190
Are you saying that there's not
an adventure hook in the...
337
00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:24,010
Yes.
338
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,640
No, it's beside the point.
339
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:29,578
And the point? He's beside
the mountains... off we go.
340
00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:32,150
I still wanna talk to him. It's
what my character would do.
341
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,930
How long have you been in town my friend?
342
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,540
Oh... scarcely a day, my lady.
343
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,180
There are goblins in the
mountains you should know.
344
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:41,379
Boring!
345
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:45,600
Have you heard anything... strange
in your travels?
346
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:49,190
Rumors about where Mort Kemnon might be?
347
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:53,220
I believe the adventure is that way!
348
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,098
Aye... those mountains look quest-worthy.
349
00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:57,618
The sooner you tell me what you know...
350
00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:59,880
...the sooner you can safely return to your land.
351
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:06,049
Well..it may be nothing but I heard
that things were not right in...
352
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,300
Ahhhhhhhhh!
353
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,500
What the hell did you just cast?
354
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,800
Flaming hand of fiery doom!
355
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:16,700
On a farmer?
356
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:20,220
You cast a 4th level spell on a 0th level peasant?
357
00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:20,721
Yeah!
358
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,619
Waffles!!
359
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,490
Totally!
360
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,658
That spell is for killing demons.
361
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,890
I'm lawful good. Am I morally obliged to kill him?
362
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,738
What the hell were you thinking?
363
00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:32,570
I was just trying to get on with the story.
364
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,998
How are we supposed to trust you?
365
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:39,298
We've just met and the first thing
you do..after boinking a stranger...
366
00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:42,980
...in the presence of the king... is to
murder a peasant because you were bored!?
367
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,590
I'm chaotic neutral! I'm
just playing my alignment.
368
00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:51,200
...That was a decidedly evil act.
369
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:54,120
You know I think I am morally
obliged to kill him now.
370
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:58,310
One more of those and I'm shifting
your alignment to chaotic evil.
371
00:20:58,940 --> 00:20:59,689
Got it?
372
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,110
Got it!
373
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,290
How much experience do I get for the farmer?
374
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,210
Gary? Are you forgetting something?
375
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,440
Oh... you got some peasant on your face.
376
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,550
Like what?
377
00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:31,770
Hail... Flynn the fine.
378
00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:36,060
Hail, random creepy knife guy.
379
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:39,049
Dumbass... bardic knowledge?
380
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,279
Oh, right... you are totally...
381
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,970
The lord high inquisitor.
382
00:21:42,971 --> 00:21:44,589
Lord high inquisitor.
383
00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:46,830
Of the grand illuminated holy order of Therin
384
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:49,160
...what he said
385
00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:51,250
Hail!
386
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:54,279
The hierophant begs an audience.
387
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,590
Listen... if this is about that farmer..
388
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,740
...I totally thought he was a demon.
389
00:21:59,070 --> 00:21:59,940
Follow us!
390
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:00,768
No, no... seriously...
391
00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:03,609
He was talking about..like there was
a hellgate in one of those things.
392
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,950
Seriously... I know it was in here somewhere.
He had the horns and the fangs...
393
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,880
and then he said he was going to pee fire on us.
394
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,161
I had no choice... I didn't think...
it was like this...
395
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,740
And I'm pretty sure he was eating a baby...
396
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:18,720
It was pretty awful...
397
00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:21,960
Wooow... ehhh... we should take these.
398
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:28,430
The inquisitor leads you into
the heart of the cathedral
399
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,010
...where the grand hierophant
of Therin himself awaits you.
400
00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:34,328
I gotta thank you for meeting with us..
401
00:22:34,329 --> 00:22:36,600
...before you continue your journey.
402
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,920
It is our honor, your grace.
403
00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:43,660
What is that?
404
00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:44,780
The heart of Therin.
405
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,620
Legend says the gem is composed of solid light.
406
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:50,190
Could I steal it?
407
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,758
Well... considering that it's one of
the holiest symbols of the church
408
00:22:53,759 --> 00:22:58,890
...and that the cathedral is swarming with
paladins that would most likely be suicide.
409
00:22:59,950 --> 00:23:01,560
Go right ahead!
410
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,560
What is that heavenly music?
411
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,070
The hymnth of Therin... it calls to our goddess.
412
00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:13,040
I seduce the priestess!
413
00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:14,720
She's taken a vow of celibacy.
414
00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:17,230
Dude...20 ranks in seduction!
415
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:21,520
Hey baby... wanna tune my mandolin?
416
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,970
Please understand... the horny
bard does not represent us.
417
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:45,120
There are those who say that Therin
has abandoned us in this dark time.
418
00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:50,290
Rest assured she watches us always.
419
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:57,600
Nevertheless, we shall send two of
our own order to ensure your safety.
420
00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:13,390
Brother Silence, a most stubborn monk...
who's NOT an elf.
421
00:24:16,350 --> 00:24:21,260
And Sir Osric the Chased, our most noble paladin.
422
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,700
Oh great... a babysitter.
423
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,129
You have got to be kidding me.
424
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,329
Lodge, you are such a douche.
425
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:33,300
Sir Osric will assure that you never
stray the paths of goodness and law.
426
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:44,658
You strike out for the mountains.
427
00:24:44,659 --> 00:24:47,190
The road winds high through the foothills
428
00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:49,870
and after a day you've reached
the foot of the pass.
429
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:54,440
At the edge of a thick forest
a sign catches your eye.
430
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:12,750
After a few hours you come
to a clearing in the pass.
431
00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:16,130
In the middle stands a twisted goblin totem.
432
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:24,600
Perhaps we could sneak around?
433
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,180
Not a chance... it's a trap.
434
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,280
Not nece...
435
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,340
Not necessarily.
436
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,450
It's always a trap.
437
00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:36,800
Doubtless, the goblins are
merely waiting for an excuse
438
00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:39,610
What are you doing?
439
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,130
Where did you get that tomato?
440
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,740
Hello? I'm a bard.
441
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:52,099
I got your "gaga".
442
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,109
Is this wise?
443
00:25:53,110 --> 00:25:54,638
Are you trying to kill us?
444
00:25:54,639 --> 00:25:57,080
You know... I believe this
is a totem to a goblin god.
445
00:25:57,081 --> 00:25:59,479
Oh really? What kind of god?
446
00:25:59,480 --> 00:25:59,700
A god of the moon, I believe.
447
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,909
A god of the moon you say?
448
00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:02,430
Indeed, I do.
449
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,760
Well, how do you worship a god of the moon?
450
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,420
Ah, with my cute little tushi.
451
00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:26,040
They're so angry.
452
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,360
Oh, I wonder why. We only farted on god.
453
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:32,840
Perhaps we can negotiate?
454
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,860
Don't worry! I got it.
455
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,909
I totally pacify them with bardic music.
456
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,920
♪ Dear goblin friends♪ Dear goblin friends ♪
457
00:26:49,921 --> 00:26:52,240
♪ Please hear my song ♪
458
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,200
Yeah...
459
00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:03,890
...you're dead.
460
00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:06,680
In 29 minutes and 42 seconds.
461
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,470
New personal best, Leo.
462
00:27:08,890 --> 00:27:11,550
There's so many place I can
stick that stuff on you...
463
00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:14,150
Alright, everybody roll "inish".
464
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:16,850
Initiative.
465
00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:19,030
Oh, right. To see who goes first.
466
00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:22,660
I roll one of these thingis
and add my dex bonus plus 4.
467
00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,760
No, just your dex bonus.
468
00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:28,600
No, I also get +4. That's what
"improved initiative" does, right?
469
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,720
Who takes improved initiative?
470
00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:35,169
Ok, order...
471
00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:38,030
Joanna, Cass, Gary, Osric, then goblins.
472
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,439
What about me?
473
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,340
You're dead.
474
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:47,220
Ok... so I take one of these and
add my attack bonus and...
475
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,199
You get another attack.
476
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:50,980
I do!?
477
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:56,230
You took first strike. When you go first and drop
an opponent you immediately get another attack.
478
00:27:56,830 --> 00:27:57,660
Cool
479
00:27:58,060 --> 00:27:59,779
Critical!
480
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:01,120
I get another attack.
481
00:28:13,310 --> 00:28:16,180
Expanded critical, critical
momentum and precise strike.
482
00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:19,300
You see, I add my INT and DEX
bonuses to my crit range
483
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:23,420
...and I get an extra attack every
time I land a critical hit.
484
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,201
What's your critical range?
485
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:28,730
Let's see...13 to 20, without bonuses.
486
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:31,570
Holy Craping Christ!
487
00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:33,610
Critical!
488
00:28:34,150 --> 00:28:35,610
Critical!
489
00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:37,280
Five foot step.
490
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,130
Critical!
491
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,640
Cass, you're up.
492
00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:51,650
Gary.
493
00:28:51,870 --> 00:28:53,590
Lightning bolt.
494
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,750
That will go off in 2 rounds.
495
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,400
What? Why?
496
00:28:58,610 --> 00:29:00,720
Wild magic, Sex bomb.
497
00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:02,730
Flinn pulls Elazarus.
498
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,530
And... goblins.
499
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:15,700
The goblins surround Daphne.
500
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:16,700
Joanna?
501
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:18,360
Hold my action.
502
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,560
Cass...
503
00:29:19,870 --> 00:29:21,979
Move to assist Daphne...
504
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,859
...twice
505
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:24,460
I'm here to protect you.
506
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:26,020
My hero.
507
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,740
Now?
508
00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:38,220
No, Gary.
509
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,810
Osric uses the staff on Flinn.
510
00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:52,500
♪ Sing it! Give it to me... all you can...
511
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:55,728
♪ 'cause you're all dead... that's right!
512
00:29:55,729 --> 00:29:58,060
That's who takes improved initiative.
513
00:29:58,770 --> 00:30:00,090
Yeah... but can you tumble?
514
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,780
Oh, and your spell goes off.
515
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:07,510
Crap!
516
00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:27,390
So... how much experience do I get for the bard?
517
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,528
After the battle in goblins pass...
518
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,718
...you resurrect Flinn yet again
and press through the mountains.
519
00:30:33,719 --> 00:30:38,120
Night has fallen by the time you reach the
tiny village on the other side of the range.
520
00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:17,950
Is the barmaid hot?
521
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,170
Yes... must you?
522
00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:21,250
Yes, I must...
523
00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:30,020
I wanna seduce her next.
524
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:34,360
Hey baby! My spells require some magic components.
525
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,760
Dude... you're a chick!
526
00:31:37,450 --> 00:31:39,690
Oh... right
527
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:42,610
How embarrassing.
528
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,770
We should not draw attention to ourselves
529
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:49,310
Agreed. We should mute our presents.
We don't know how might be watching.
530
00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:53,179
Indeed! Only in hiding ones identity..
531
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,980
...can one truly be known.
532
00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:01,740
I'm sorry. There is no rooms for you tonight.
533
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,160
Nonsense! Your inn is empty.
There is plenty of room for us.
534
00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:09,488
The room is not a problem, truthfully.
The problem -
535
00:32:09,489 --> 00:32:12,190
Truthfully... you are not welcome here!!
536
00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:14,170
Mort Agrippa!
537
00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:18,110
You are most certainly not welcome here!
538
00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:20,618
Introduction would seem in order.
539
00:32:20,619 --> 00:32:22,390
I am the governor of this town...
540
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:24,678
...and you are trespassing on these lands!
541
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:26,160
These lands belong to the king.
542
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:28,589
These lands belong to MY king!
543
00:32:28,590 --> 00:32:30,269
Mort Kemnon.
544
00:32:30,270 --> 00:32:35,040
Yes! And soon you will serve him as I do!
545
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:38,180
Beyond the veil of death!
546
00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:56,260
Gary, you're held. Leo you're in.
547
00:32:56,390 --> 00:32:59,270
Fear not! I have returned.
548
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,520
Dash it old man. Help us!
549
00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:09,500
I am!
550
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,110
Turn!
551
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,930
Is that the one that kicked me in the face?
552
00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:33,719
Yeah. Why?
553
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,980
Just asking.
554
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,070
I am Mort Agrippa.
555
00:33:58,510 --> 00:34:01,759
You see... I control Zombie-Ninjas.
556
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,139
Are they "Zinjas"? Are they "Nombis"?
557
00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:06,690
I don't know.
558
00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:15,259
Mort Agrippa ain't going nowhere.
559
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:18,680
Oh... monks you have a problem with but...
hey... ninjas are ok.
560
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:21,320
Tell us where Mort Kemnon is!
561
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:25,410
Do your worst! Kill me if you must!
I will never tell.
562
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,820
Gosch... we'll have to torture him.
563
00:34:27,821 --> 00:34:29,839
Oh... dark!
564
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,700
You'll have to think of something else...
565
00:34:31,701 --> 00:34:34,999
Torture is dishonorable. Osric won't allow it.
566
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,889
God, I love paladins!
567
00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:38,888
Can't you just step outside for a while?
568
00:34:38,889 --> 00:34:42,250
Actually no. Paladins can't let evil
things happen if they know about them.
569
00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:43,759
It's his alignment.
570
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,490
Yeah, they're lawful stupid.
571
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:50,390
I'll distract him. I'll tell him
that there's a ninja outside.
572
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:52,850
I seriously doubt he will fall for that.
573
00:34:54,290 --> 00:34:57,540
Normally the dice decide that sort of thing.
574
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,560
Look Sir Osric, an evil-do'er outside.
575
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,080
What?
576
00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:20,070
Show yourself, villain! Thou
can not escape my justice!
577
00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:24,980
Come forward so that I may smite
thy with my mighty blade!
578
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:33,460
The truth shall descend upon thy
wickedness as an angel of righteous fury!
579
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:47,300
Deceivers! This ends now!
580
00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:48,920
He's over there!
581
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,738
Thou shall die a thousand deaths shadow spawn!
582
00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:57,800
I shall lay down my justice upon thy lonesome brow
583
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,580
What happened here?
584
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:23,998
Ehh... funny story...
585
00:36:23,999 --> 00:36:25,239
...strangest thing! Eh... he...
586
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:31,550
...he tripped .. and on the way
down beat himself to death.
587
00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:33,000
Yes.
588
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,250
Did he say where Mort Kemnon was?
589
00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:36,980
Not as such... no..
590
00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:39,650
Did you find that evil-do'er?
591
00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:42,310
He escaped.
592
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:47,920
My shame knows no bounds.
593
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,110
Yeah... you suck!
594
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,420
Flinn, what did the barmaid say?
595
00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:01,169
Oh, yes... oh yes.
596
00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:02,580
Oh, gods... yes!
597
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,140
About Mort Kemnon, dumb-ass.
598
00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:09,208
The barmaid says Mort Agrippa
came from West Haven.
599
00:37:09,209 --> 00:37:12,970
Following her advice you abandon the
inn and take the road to the east.
600
00:37:13,550 --> 00:37:16,200
You put some good miles
between yourself and the town
601
00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:18,910
...before you camp for the night a
few miles outside of West Haven.
602
00:37:29,530 --> 00:37:30,800
Hi.
603
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,560
You know... you're unlike any
other woman I've ever met.
604
00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:38,580
Right back at you...
605
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:46,770
So fast... so strong. Like steel wrapped in silk.
606
00:37:49,710 --> 00:37:52,350
A man could loose himself in those eyes...
607
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:59,470
A man could, yes. But apparently I
must remind you that you are a woman.
608
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,510
Of course I am...
609
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:13,000
I don't supposed you're interested
in a little girl on girl a...
610
00:38:14,690 --> 00:38:16,920
You don't really wanna
finish that thought, do you?
611
00:38:17,570 --> 00:38:18,990
I'll take that as a "no".
612
00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:20,710
Good girl.
613
00:38:24,130 --> 00:38:28,370
Tell me minstrel... what do
you know of this Mort Kemnon?
614
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:33,860
He is a servant of death. An enemy of the light.
615
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:36,810
And that is all I can tell you.
616
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,120
And... the mask of death?
617
00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:47,650
The god of oblivion wore the mask when..
618
00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:49,610
...the creator forged the world.
619
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:55,230
It is said that whoever wears the mask
gains the power of the god he serves.
620
00:38:56,110 --> 00:38:58,410
Then Mort Kemnon has all the powers of death?
621
00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:01,970
How could Therin allow this?
622
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,060
Maybe beyond her control.
623
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:10,220
Before we left the Hierophant
told us that Therin is missing.
624
00:39:10,570 --> 00:39:11,670
Missing?
625
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,450
Trapped.
626
00:39:16,210 --> 00:39:17,660
How could this be?
627
00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:19,600
I have no idea.
628
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,809
Actually, I do!
629
00:39:28,810 --> 00:39:30,520
Bardic knowledge!!
630
00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:33,970
Thank you!
631
00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:39,530
Long ago, young Jack Lightfinger
stole beauty from the mermaids.
632
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,690
The lord of the sea was angry and
sent his waves to drown jack.
633
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:50,500
But Jack was too clever. He
led the seaking inland..
634
00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:54,060
...stretching out the waves which sucked!
635
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,940
...OUT the seakings power as there
was not enough water to drown Jack.
636
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:11,119
Then Jack trapped the god of
the sea in a prison of ice
637
00:40:11,131 --> 00:40:12,170
...and...
638
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,760
What's that word?
639
00:40:16,530 --> 00:40:17,550
Ransom.
640
00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:20,670
...and ransomed him back to the merfolk.
641
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,890
Boring!
642
00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:24,830
Interesting, but what exactly
does this have to do with Therin?
643
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:32,980
The only way to trap a deity is in
a prison of that gods own element.
644
00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:39,500
Indeed! The four elements...
like man alone... are weak.
645
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,580
...but together they form
the strong fifth element.
646
00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:46,470
Boredom!
647
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,160
We should go to bed soon. Morning is coming.
648
00:40:54,070 --> 00:40:56,610
We must get our rest if we're to find Mort Kemnon.
649
00:40:58,340 --> 00:41:01,160
And what if I shall find you first?
650
00:41:03,810 --> 00:41:06,860
Abandon this road or die on it!
651
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,670
Save your threats! You have no power here.
652
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,808
As if killing the bard impresses us.
653
00:41:16,809 --> 00:41:18,940
You shall never obtain the mask of death.
654
00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:21,348
We do not fear you.
655
00:41:21,349 --> 00:41:23,588
Then you are greater fools than you appear.
656
00:41:23,589 --> 00:41:24,640
You sound afraid.
657
00:41:24,641 --> 00:41:29,330
You don't believe me? Then come...
come and face Drazuul.
658
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:37,790
And I think we call it there for the night.
659
00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:40,099
What? It's still early.
660
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,300
It's after two.
661
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,420
It's what? I had no idea it was so late.
662
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:49,300
See? See what happens? You get so
into it you loose track of time.
663
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,660
Yeah... it's like surfing the internet
for porn..litical commentary.
664
00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:55,019
Nice dodge, Gary.
665
00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:57,190
Thanks! Same time next week?
666
00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:59,349
Ah, can't... do it here.
667
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,520
We're having a... turning.
668
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:08,670
We could do it at my place.
I've got plenty of space.
669
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:09,920
Right on!
670
00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:15,970
If this is about this farmer, I
totally thought he was a demon.
671
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,350
That was awesome!
672
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,940
Onward... to waffles!!
673
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:23,590
WAFFLES!
674
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,580
They did good, so they get waffles.
675
00:42:32,530 --> 00:42:34,140
Glad that I could be of assistance.
676
00:42:34,530 --> 00:42:36,980
Have you kept writing since college?
677
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,850
Ahh... sort of.
678
00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:43,120
What does "sort of" mean?
679
00:42:44,030 --> 00:42:45,840
I don't write as often as I should.
680
00:42:46,350 --> 00:42:46,778
Ah...
681
00:42:46,779 --> 00:42:49,600
I've got the story, I just
don't know how to write it.
682
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,699
Try paper... and pencil.
683
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:56,010
Paper...
684
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:58,789
Wow... I think... I..
685
00:42:58,790 --> 00:43:00,850
Is it this story that we're playing?
686
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,940
Ehhh... yeah.
687
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:06,050
Really?
688
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,520
So I'm in your story.
689
00:43:11,870 --> 00:43:14,760
Eh... yeah, yeah.
690
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:19,550
Never been somebody's story
before... IN someone's story.
691
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:23,850
Well, you know... I guess in
a way we're all in a story.
692
00:43:24,390 --> 00:43:25,450
I guess that's true..
693
00:43:25,451 --> 00:43:30,400
No, all I'm saying is that
maybe it would be easier..
694
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,260
...If you didn't decide how thing
are gonna end before you start.
695
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,240
Eh...
696
00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:38,350
What?
697
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,210
What is wrong with that?
698
00:43:40,510 --> 00:43:42,568
If I don't keep them focused on the story..
699
00:43:42,569 --> 00:43:47,800
...they are just going to run around looting,
killing and impregnating my entire world.
700
00:43:47,910 --> 00:43:49,510
I've got to keep them under control.
701
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,870
That's why they don't trust you!
702
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,648
THEY don't trust ME?
703
00:43:53,649 --> 00:43:54,149
No.
704
00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:56,780
They're the one who try to kill people
before they have a chance to speak.
705
00:43:56,990 --> 00:43:59,640
They know you don't trust them to play your way
706
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:04,038
It's why you keep them on such a short leash,
it's why you dropped a policeman in the middle...
707
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:04,680
Paladin...
708
00:44:04,681 --> 00:44:05,759
Whatever.
709
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,290
...to keep tabs on them.
710
00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:09,780
It's no wonder they screw with you.
711
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:14,190
You're a good enough storyteller to
handle whatever they throw at you.
712
00:44:15,430 --> 00:44:18,560
Just let the story evolve... naturally.
713
00:44:20,210 --> 00:44:22,330
The ending might even surprise you.
714
00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:26,900
Alright. I'll... ah... see what I can do.
715
00:44:27,190 --> 00:44:28,470
Alright... you'll do that.
716
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,330
Good night, Kevin.
717
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,690
Good night.
718
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:59,110
Where the hell did I park?
719
00:45:07,150 --> 00:45:07,890
Hey, Mitch.
720
00:45:08,170 --> 00:45:09,390
Hey.
721
00:45:10,310 --> 00:45:11,560
Did you let the cat in?
722
00:45:12,950 --> 00:45:14,420
We have a cat?
723
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:47,950
Yeah... time for bed.
724
00:46:48,110 --> 00:46:52,110
Mr. Wample? Are you paying attention?
725
00:46:53,190 --> 00:46:54,860
Oh god, yes!
726
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,030
How many of these do you actually need?
727
00:47:19,710 --> 00:47:21,360
Let me answer that with another question:
728
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,590
Shut up!!
729
00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,990
Your boss is a dick!
730
00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:30,970
- Ogre. 29 hitpoints. Dark and light vision
731
00:47:30,971 --> 00:47:31,910
Low reflexes.
732
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,650
Troll.
733
00:47:34,090 --> 00:47:35,860
63 hitpoints. Regenerates 5 hp per round.
734
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,908
Weak agains fire and acid.
735
00:47:37,909 --> 00:47:38,530
Stone giant.
736
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:40,511
200 hp. Breathes underwater.
737
00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:42,920
Immune to electricity.
738
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:45,310
That's storm giant!
739
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,450
Morning, Steve.
740
00:47:55,850 --> 00:47:56,760
Morning, Brian.
741
00:47:56,761 --> 00:47:57,580
Morning, Ed.
742
00:47:58,410 --> 00:47:59,220
Morning, captain.
743
00:48:18,550 --> 00:48:19,930
Get him!
744
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,170
What's the purpose of this game again?
745
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,540
Eh... to deliver 10 pizzas before the other ninja.
746
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,920
Ok, that I can deal with.
747
00:49:57,130 --> 00:49:58,640
What's with the pirates?
748
00:49:59,530 --> 00:50:04,700
Everything is better with pirates!
749
00:50:13,630 --> 00:50:14,370
Hi guys.
750
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:16,420
Hey, Lodge.
751
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:21,250
Lodge, can I bring in a new character?
752
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,520
Another bard?
753
00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:27,000
What's wrong with Flinn? Besides from... dying?
754
00:50:27,430 --> 00:50:30,500
I permantly loose a level
everytime I'm ressurected.
755
00:50:31,230 --> 00:50:33,940
I'm like at 4th level. He's
almost not worth playing.
756
00:50:35,150 --> 00:50:40,480
Ok. Point. Yeah sure... if you die
go ahead and bring in a new guy.
757
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,850
Thanks, Lodge.
758
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,010
Hello Mr. Kitty. You can't be here.
759
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:55,250
I believe we left off a few
miles outside of Westhaven.
760
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,000
Hey, Mitch.
761
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,830
Everybody make a listen check.
762
00:51:01,730 --> 00:51:05,210
If you succeed you awake to
a strange wrestling sound.
763
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,380
A scruffy looking peasant is
rumaging through your gear.
764
00:51:15,430 --> 00:51:16,990
I waste him with my crossbow!
765
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,880
This man has stolen from us. He must be punished!
766
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,770
Mercy! Mercy, good sirs!
767
00:51:26,771 --> 00:51:28,710
I'm a woman, you fool!
768
00:51:29,730 --> 00:51:32,510
What do you have against
peasants, murderous troll?
769
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,770
Just a general all purpose loathing.
770
00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:37,680
Mercy, good Masters! Please don't kill me.
771
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,050
I'll try and calm him.
772
00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:41,319
♪ Shut up dear peasant..
773
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,239
♪ Rest your head..
774
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:48,309
♪ Or I will let the sorceress kill your ass dead
775
00:51:48,881 --> 00:51:52,330
Amazingly, the peasant is no longer panicked.
776
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,490
Rise! You have nothing to fear.
777
00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:58,510
Forgive me masters. I haven't
had anything to eat in days.
778
00:51:58,970 --> 00:52:00,410
Then join us for breakfast.
779
00:52:00,990 --> 00:52:03,030
Bard, firewood!
780
00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:06,180
What is your name, peasant?
781
00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:09,690
Crap... I didn't give him one...
ehhh... I'll guess we'll call him...
782
00:52:09,700 --> 00:52:11,040
Willem, my lady.
783
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,720
I live in Westhaven... at least I did until...
784
00:52:15,110 --> 00:52:16,060
Until what?
785
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:19,690
Mort Kemnon's priests... they... they
killed all the others.
786
00:52:20,650 --> 00:52:21,740
I'm the only one left.
787
00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:23,430
Do you know where Mort Kemnon is?
788
00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:27,260
No, my lord. Only the fiend knows that.
789
00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:28,440
The fiend?
790
00:52:28,670 --> 00:52:30,410
Drazuul.
791
00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:33,740
He led the purges.
792
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,190
It's... I rather not speak of it.
793
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:39,030
Do you know where we can find him?
This... Drazuul?
794
00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:42,970
In Westhaven. The centre of town.
795
00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:45,108
But I'm not going back there.
796
00:52:45,109 --> 00:52:46,880
Well, then let us cloth and feed you..
797
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:48,990
...and send you safely on your way.
798
00:52:48,991 --> 00:52:50,200
Time out!
799
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,510
We do no have enough provisions
to feed a nameless NPC.
800
00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:56,260
He's not nameless..
801
00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:58,150
...his name is Willem.
802
00:52:59,770 --> 00:53:01,950
We got what we want from him.
Let's just leave him.
803
00:53:02,410 --> 00:53:05,240
Osric is morally compelled to help him.
804
00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:07,980
He can't knowingly allow
him to continue suffering.
805
00:53:08,430 --> 00:53:13,200
And I can't knowingly allow you to deplete
our resources because you wanna feel noble.
806
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:15,940
I'm just playing his alignment.
807
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,450
It's what our characters would do.
808
00:53:18,850 --> 00:53:22,949
If you have a problem find some way to solve it..
809
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:23,970
...In character.
810
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:32,940
Ok.
811
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,330
Let's roleplay for this..
812
00:53:39,670 --> 00:53:41,780
Sir Osric, a word.
813
00:53:42,170 --> 00:53:43,850
Of course, brother Silence.
814
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,170
Let's say I have two sons...
815
00:53:48,530 --> 00:53:50,900
...one strong, the other weak..
816
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:52,570
...both wish for schooling...
817
00:53:53,210 --> 00:53:54,850
...but I can only send one.
818
00:53:55,350 --> 00:53:57,370
Whom do I choose?
819
00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:03,120
The strong boy could go far with such schooling
820
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:07,420
Yet the boy who is weak in body may
find that he is strong in mind.
821
00:54:07,830 --> 00:54:09,800
I would consider...
822
00:54:10,350 --> 00:54:12,540
That's it! That's really it!
823
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,110
I will smite thee, evildo'er!
824
00:54:19,740 --> 00:54:20,860
How long until he moves?
825
00:54:21,830 --> 00:54:23,689
Ten... maybe twenty seconds.
826
00:54:23,690 --> 00:54:26,210
I cast Amnesia on Osric.
827
00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:30,560
Osric has no memory of the last two minutes.
828
00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:33,200
Nice dodge, Gary.
829
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:34,340
I've got firewood.
830
00:54:45,670 --> 00:54:48,848
You find the tiny hamlet of Westhaven abandoned.
831
00:54:48,849 --> 00:54:51,848
Your skins begins to crawl the farther you press.
832
00:54:51,849 --> 00:54:52,770
Have Osric detect evil.
833
00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:55,870
Overwhelming evil in the centre of town.
834
00:54:57,110 --> 00:54:58,260
We'll investigate.
835
00:55:12,170 --> 00:55:13,378
What the hell is that?
836
00:55:13,379 --> 00:55:17,600
A death demon... one of death's personal
servants and he is looking your way.
837
00:55:18,950 --> 00:55:20,319
Come...
838
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,970
Come to Drazuul.
839
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,048
Why didn't I get a save?
840
00:55:28,049 --> 00:55:31,150
It's a death demon. It's fear aura is too strong.
841
00:55:31,490 --> 00:55:34,030
You can't roll a successful save.
842
00:55:34,370 --> 00:55:35,610
Incorrect.
843
00:55:35,850 --> 00:55:37,420
What is your WILL-save modifier?
844
00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:37,921
+9.
845
00:55:38,970 --> 00:55:41,300
The DC to beat this demons fear aura is a 32.
846
00:55:41,590 --> 00:55:45,600
You would have to roll a 23 on a
20-sided die in order to succeed.
847
00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:50,070
Now I don't have a math degree
but that's impossible, isn't it?
848
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:54,068
A natural 20 is an automatic success
no matter the circumstance.
849
00:55:54,409 --> 00:55:57,338
You only have a 5 percent
chance of rolling that 20.
850
00:55:57,409 --> 00:55:59,948
Do I at least get that roll?
I mean it's in the rules.
851
00:55:59,949 --> 00:56:03,410
Or is it okay if we play by the rules?
Is that alright with you?
852
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,020
A fumble!!
853
00:56:13,550 --> 00:56:17,898
That means you're completely compelled
and I get to control your character..
854
00:56:17,899 --> 00:56:19,580
...until you snap out of it.
855
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,620
Since we're playing by the
rules I know you don't mind.
856
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,960
Oh shut up, Kevin.
857
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,760
Kneel, slave!
858
00:56:36,110 --> 00:56:37,120
Yes, my master.
859
00:56:37,450 --> 00:56:38,570
I would never say that.
860
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,640
Please, let me play my character.
861
00:56:40,990 --> 00:56:45,210
My body and will are yours to defile, my master.
862
00:56:56,910 --> 00:57:02,910
My lady... you tempt me. The evil in your
heart and your beauty is unsurpassed.
863
00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:06,039
I'm not evil, I'm chaotic neutral.
864
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,500
You shall be my new bride and concubine.
865
00:57:09,890 --> 00:57:11,491
I hate to be the one to tell you this...
866
00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:13,500
...but I'm not...
867
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,360
Crap! I'm a woman.
868
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:20,950
My dear... what is a wedding without guests?
869
00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:34,010
Kiss me, my darling.
870
00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:43,860
After five minutes there is no sign of the others.
871
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,030
We go in after them.
872
00:57:47,150 --> 00:57:48,620
Five bucks says you're dead again.
873
00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:50,680
You're on, assjackal.
874
00:57:57,790 --> 00:58:01,630
Master! More slaves for the lust pits.
875
00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:10,730
You, hellboy! Turn!
876
00:58:13,830 --> 00:58:14,919
Luster, run!
877
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,400
Compelled here, thank you.
878
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:21,090
My music will save you. Counter song!
879
00:58:38,550 --> 00:58:40,230
Yeah, he's pissed!
880
00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:48,470
New character.
881
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:51,410
Eh... sure.
882
00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:54,310
Welcome to the party. We're all going to die.
883
00:58:54,620 --> 00:58:56,060
That's a defeatist attitude.
884
00:58:57,290 --> 00:59:00,450
Perhaps you can tell me how
we're gonna slay a demon when..
885
00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:04,150
...our wizard wasted his demon
frying spell on a peasant?
886
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:06,658
You thought this was a great idea.
887
00:59:06,659 --> 00:59:08,560
Why can't he just cast another?
888
00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:19,060
Because it takes 8 hours of rest to regain
spells and that's with no distractions.
889
00:59:19,950 --> 00:59:22,210
I activate "Arcane Recollection".
890
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,020
Which does... ?
891
00:59:24,350 --> 00:59:28,760
At the cost of two spell slots I can regain
any spell previously cast in ten rounds.
892
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,940
Assuming you can concentrate.
893
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,970
Well, then it falls to the rest
of the party to protect me.
894
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:52,780
Osric lays hands on Silence.
895
00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:57,500
Keep it down! I can't concentrate.
896
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,630
My music will help.
897
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:10,340
- How many of those do you've got? - 50.
898
01:00:13,210 --> 01:00:14,710
I can do this all night.
899
01:00:15,650 --> 01:00:17,390
Never fear. Flinn is here.
900
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:24,550
Quiver in fear for I... noooo... Mommy!
901
01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:27,030
Evil-do'ers, prepare to die!
902
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:35,710
Don't distract me... I'm almost done.
903
01:00:39,270 --> 01:00:40,930
Avast ye...
904
01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:44,880
I'm gonna die...
905
01:00:46,930 --> 01:00:48,860
Why hasn't Drazuul moved?
906
01:00:49,450 --> 01:00:50,948
Good question! Spot check.
907
01:00:51,441 --> 01:00:54,160
The demon is trapped in the pentagram!
908
01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:55,720
Now we have him!
909
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,710
There are 37 more of me, asshole!
910
01:01:17,660 --> 01:01:22,440
Darling... prepare to receive
the flaming hand of fiery doom!
911
01:01:30,850 --> 01:01:35,930
Marvelous! It's a party and everyone's invited!
It's just we get the hell out of here.
912
01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:36,990
What about the spell?
913
01:01:36,991 --> 01:01:37,959
No good.
914
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:43,350
Drazuul moves before me and blasts me
unless I have a barricade or something.
915
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:46,370
Hide behind the mountain of dead bards!
916
01:01:52,650 --> 01:01:55,300
I have to stand up to cast. I'm
going to be a sitting duck.
917
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,790
I've got your back!
918
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:23,310
What happened to "Hand of Doom"?
919
01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:27,870
He was expecting that. I used a hold spell instead.
That way we can question him.
920
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,088
Well played, Gary!
921
01:02:29,331 --> 01:02:30,860
Where is your master?
922
01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:35,189
Sir Osric...
923
01:02:35,971 --> 01:02:37,820
Can you bless this water?
924
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,800
This flask is now full of holy water.
925
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,580
Tell us what we wanna know
or I'll give you a bath.
926
01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:52,890
Your treat is empty! A paladin cannot
stand by while torture takes place.
927
01:02:56,550 --> 01:02:57,180
Eh...
928
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,500
My... what fine yet rustic architecture.
929
01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:04,220
I think I will examine it more closely.
930
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,290
Where is your master?
931
01:03:15,910 --> 01:03:18,200
The paladin can always bless more water.
932
01:03:18,470 --> 01:03:20,660
Didn't we pass a lake on the way here?
933
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:22,110
The mines!
934
01:03:22,650 --> 01:03:23,920
You'll find the entrance in the mines.
935
01:03:24,030 --> 01:03:25,240
And how do we defeat him?
936
01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:27,740
The book! His power is in the book.
937
01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:30,630
But this is not the power you need to fear...
your real enemy is...
938
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,080
Thank you! You've been most helpful.
939
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:35,280
Ah... one more thing.
940
01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:49,650
A noble waffle for the paladin.
941
01:03:50,650 --> 01:03:53,130
I feel dirty...
942
01:03:53,610 --> 01:03:55,710
You follow an overgrown trail out of town.
943
01:03:56,260 --> 01:03:59,800
The trail winds towards an ominous looking
mine set into the foot of the mountains.
944
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:05,520
At the entrance to the mine there are
stairs that plunge far underground
945
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,290
The initial hallway leads deep into the darkness.
946
01:04:09,910 --> 01:04:13,450
The light from your torches seems
to shy away from the dark.
947
01:04:16,730 --> 01:04:20,030
Alright! Mark your spots.
948
01:05:50,870 --> 01:05:53,360
Nodwick? You're still alive?
949
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,810
Nodwick? Who's Nodwick?
950
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:59,080
Henchman... from our last campaign.
951
01:05:59,550 --> 01:06:00,410
Really? Cool!
952
01:06:00,770 --> 01:06:02,228
Wait, how long has he been here?
953
01:06:02,339 --> 01:06:04,440
In game time? Ah... about two months.
954
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,750
You guys left him here all alone?
955
01:06:07,450 --> 01:06:09,280
Well... being dead we had little choice.
956
01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,620
There is no way he's still alive after 8 weeks.
957
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:16,940
You've left 3 months worth of provisions in that
chest of holding along with everything else.
958
01:06:22,890 --> 01:06:24,220
Everything else?
959
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:26,830
Our gear!!
960
01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:32,119
Nodwick, don't you recognize us?
It's me, Fastidian.
961
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,469
Why are you wearing a dress?
962
01:06:34,470 --> 01:06:34,970
What?
963
01:06:36,090 --> 01:06:38,540
Oh, yeah... right.
964
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,710
We've come to retrieve our goods.
It's us... your former masters.
965
01:06:46,990 --> 01:06:50,530
Hang on a minute. You're not my former masters.
966
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,030
You're completely different characters
being played by the same players.
967
01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:58,058
Nodwick has no idea who your new characters are.
968
01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:00,140
I have never seen you before in my life.
969
01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:01,970
Shove off!
970
01:07:02,150 --> 01:07:04,350
Sorry to bother you, Sir.
971
01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:08,000
It's us, Nodwick. Tuk, Rennard... all of us.
972
01:07:09,010 --> 01:07:10,298
Weren't you a man just a second ago?
973
01:07:10,299 --> 01:07:11,860
I have another spell...
974
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,400
No wait! I'll charm him...
975
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:33,890
Well...
976
01:07:34,830 --> 01:07:39,600
Given that my former masters
are more than likely dead..
977
01:07:39,610 --> 01:07:41,451
...I suppose you can have what's in the chest.
978
01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:44,510
But I get to carry it.
979
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,150
Done.
980
01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:47,620
And done.
981
01:07:49,340 --> 01:07:51,430
That's it? You're giving in that easily?
982
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,360
You have to admit, that
mandolin is quite persuasive.
983
01:07:59,530 --> 01:08:01,980
Gary, you got that list
what else is in that trunk?
984
01:08:02,350 --> 01:08:05,960
We can plunder anything from the list, right?
985
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,190
I suppose...
986
01:08:13,230 --> 01:08:16,420
Spiked codpiece...
987
01:08:19,410 --> 01:08:20,850
Kneepads of the loom...
988
01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:26,500
Unnatural ax...
989
01:08:30,310 --> 01:08:31,240
Li...
990
01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:41,820
And now begins the killing!
991
01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:44,280
Nodwick, wait here until we return!
992
01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:45,760
I've heard of that before.
993
01:08:51,810 --> 01:08:55,320
Mort Kemnon.
994
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,230
More uninvited guests!
995
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:01,990
Your reign of terror ends here!
996
01:09:02,490 --> 01:09:05,020
By the light of Therin you shall fall.
997
01:09:05,570 --> 01:09:07,670
What good is the light of your goddess?
998
01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:11,380
She cannot help you... here.
999
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,749
No! We're...
1000
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:18,970
...doomed.
1001
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:20,080
Yes!
1002
01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:24,710
Cobweb. Go!
1003
01:09:29,930 --> 01:09:31,450
Face us, necromancer!
1004
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,020
Face my bodyguards!
1005
01:09:35,110 --> 01:09:36,050
Mortals.
1006
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,840
Bodyguards?
1007
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:39,301
I don't remember any...
1008
01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:40,540
Oh...
1009
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,310
You can't use a lightsabre!
1010
01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:51,030
It's not even the right system!
1011
01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:55,540
I see no lightsabre. That would
be a copyright infringement.
1012
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,610
I see a psionic spiritblade.
1013
01:09:57,730 --> 01:10:01,620
You do not have my permission
to use that in my campaign.
1014
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:02,900
Fine!
1015
01:10:02,910 --> 01:10:06,370
Then you do not have my permission
to use my old character.
1016
01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:08,848
You never asked me to make them an NPC...
1017
01:10:08,859 --> 01:10:11,259
...and I'm pretty sure you didn't
ask Ropie or Dopie either.
1018
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:16,800
You can use the stuff in the trunk but that's it!
1019
01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:22,750
Turn!
1020
01:10:23,190 --> 01:10:26,870
Watch out for Bernnard! He'll backstab you.
1021
01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:36,250
Daphne takes 39 damage.
1022
01:10:36,820 --> 01:10:38,470
Oh god, I've only got 6 hitpoints.
1023
01:11:01,610 --> 01:11:02,430
Splendid.
1024
01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:18,580
Therin, save me!
1025
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:20,680
Let go of my mini.
1026
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:23,120
Oh, Grim Reaper! Get off the table.
1027
01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:26,090
I believe I had an arm.
1028
01:11:27,630 --> 01:11:28,780
Thank you.
1029
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,600
I think that's everything.
1030
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,950
I think you're missing a section of wall there.
1031
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,250
Really?
1032
01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:52,280
No, no I think that's everything.
1033
01:11:52,670 --> 01:11:53,940
Oh, my mistake.
1034
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,550
Stupid cat.
1035
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,650
Where's he gone?
1036
01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,610
There's a hidden door here!
1037
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:43,440
Welcome to the temple of the true god.
1038
01:12:44,340 --> 01:12:49,200
I promise you this will be
our final confrontation.
1039
01:13:34,870 --> 01:13:37,710
Surely you can do better.
1040
01:13:41,220 --> 01:13:42,190
As you wish.
1041
01:13:42,230 --> 01:13:43,330
What the fu...
1042
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,640
It's from the trunk.
1043
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,060
The book!
1044
01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:56,400
Destroy the grimoire.
1045
01:14:15,580 --> 01:14:17,250
Flinn is alone with the grimoire.
1046
01:14:17,570 --> 01:14:20,560
I stab it... wait... I backstab it!!
1047
01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:24,100
You can't backstab it... you can't
sneak attack an inanimate object!
1048
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:26,280
Why not? It's prone.
1049
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:28,420
It doesn't have a destroyable anatomy.
1050
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:29,970
It's got a spine, doesn't it?
1051
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:42,750
Bards suck...
1052
01:14:44,230 --> 01:14:47,110
That was unprecedented, Leo.
1053
01:14:49,790 --> 01:14:52,710
On the upside though you did give me
a chance to finish casting my spell.
1054
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:53,880
Which one?
1055
01:14:54,810 --> 01:14:55,710
Please.
1056
01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,260
He's not dead yet.
1057
01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:25,060
You... you think you have defeated me?
1058
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,280
Pretty much! You did just explode.
1059
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:28,280
Twice, actually.
1060
01:15:29,270 --> 01:15:32,500
You have only made him more powerful.
1061
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,500
Can we please go to sleep now? I'm almost dead.
1062
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:57,340
You can sleep when we're done here.
1063
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,800
Seriously, I've got 1 hitpoint here.
1064
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,060
Do you remember what Mort Kemnon
said right before we killed him?
1065
01:16:03,430 --> 01:16:04,940
Bhgaaargrg?
1066
01:16:06,070 --> 01:16:10,640
No... "You have only made him
more powerful." Who did he mean?
1067
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:16,930
Death! Obviously his god...
the source of his power.
1068
01:16:17,220 --> 01:16:21,330
Why would Death become more powerful
after we've killed his greatest servant?
1069
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,630
I don't think we have met the final enemy.
1070
01:16:26,230 --> 01:16:27,640
Super! Can we go to bed now?
1071
01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:30,818
In a minute, bard-boy. There's
something we're missing.
1072
01:16:30,819 --> 01:16:32,840
There's some connection we haven't made.
1073
01:16:32,930 --> 01:16:38,400
You're creating phantoms were there are none.
Our adventure has ended.
1074
01:16:39,570 --> 01:16:40,870
How do you mean?
1075
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:44,479
We killed Mort Kemnon. We have the mask.
1076
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,820
It's experience points and waffle time.
1077
01:16:48,030 --> 01:16:52,050
Our reputation is endured; we
have beaten this challenge.
1078
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:57,700
If we have beaten this challenge... why
are we still playing?
1079
01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:28,440
You raised our dinner from the dead.
1080
01:17:28,930 --> 01:17:29,690
Apparently..
1081
01:17:30,450 --> 01:17:31,709
It's awful.
1082
01:17:31,710 --> 01:17:35,129
I'm morally obliged to destroy this monstrosity.
1083
01:17:35,691 --> 01:17:39,280
...What would the hierophant say?
1084
01:17:40,870 --> 01:17:42,860
He would congratulate you on your victory.
1085
01:17:44,010 --> 01:17:50,059
Your grace!? We were not expecting you.
1086
01:17:50,131 --> 01:17:54,560
We forgive you. The mask of death?
You have obtained it?
1087
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:56,860
Yes, your grace.
1088
01:17:57,220 --> 01:17:59,900
Then the land shall finally know peace.
1089
01:17:59,910 --> 01:18:03,130
Quickly now. Hand it over so we
may rush it to the cathedral.
1090
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,950
What you ask is impossible, your grace.
1091
01:18:06,150 --> 01:18:07,980
We have sworn to return it to the king.
1092
01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:12,028
Aye, and he shall have it. Rest
assured, we come with his blessing.
1093
01:18:12,029 --> 01:18:13,140
Now hand over the mask!
1094
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,950
Your grace, I cannot...
1095
01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:18,280
This is not the time for
personal glorys, Sir Osric.
1096
01:18:18,281 --> 01:18:20,260
You will hand over the mask!
1097
01:18:20,470 --> 01:18:23,459
Your grace has our answer.
1098
01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:29,510
This is treason! You have
been corrupted by the mask!
1099
01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:31,008
I'm gonna die!
1100
01:18:31,009 --> 01:18:31,820
Yeah, you will.
1101
01:18:31,821 --> 01:18:32,900
See ya.
1102
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:36,990
How you shame Therin by aligning with darkness.
1103
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:40,970
He who stumbles around in
darkness with a stick is blind...
1104
01:18:40,971 --> 01:18:47,639
...but he who... sticks out in darkness... is...
1105
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,460
...fluorescent!
1106
01:18:51,750 --> 01:18:53,790
Loose 50 experience!
1107
01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:58,440
If you would worship death then do so at his side.
1108
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:02,130
The light of Therin is withdrawn from you.
1109
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,320
Turn!
1110
01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:42,760
I've lost my powers.
1111
01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:53,130
It's still good.
1112
01:19:55,550 --> 01:19:59,350
It is apparent, in the aftermath of
the battle, that the hierophant..
1113
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,850
...Is your enemy.
1114
01:20:00,910 --> 01:20:03,248
Should have known that dude was evil.
1115
01:20:03,249 --> 01:20:05,830
Should have killed him when we had the chance.
1116
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:09,500
See! That's why I kill so many NPCs.
You never know!
1117
01:20:09,510 --> 01:20:11,240
At least we can resurrect Flinn.
1118
01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:14,980
Actually no. The staff is out of charges.
1119
01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:19,648
We must retrieve the mask.
1120
01:20:19,649 --> 01:20:23,040
The longer we wait, the more time the
hierophant has to consolidate power.
1121
01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:25,200
It will take us days to cross the mountains.
1122
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,060
We have not a moment to loose.
1123
01:20:28,810 --> 01:20:31,070
You journey swiftly back into the king's lands.
1124
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:36,500
As you go you notice signs of decay that
were not there when your adventure began.
1125
01:20:38,650 --> 01:20:42,130
You arrive to find the
cathedral guarded by paladins.
1126
01:20:44,230 --> 01:20:45,698
They're gonna be looking for us.
1127
01:20:45,751 --> 01:20:47,840
We'll need a distraction.
1128
01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:52,460
What?
1129
01:21:08,590 --> 01:21:11,650
Hold peasant! What business
brings you to Therin's temple?
1130
01:21:12,060 --> 01:21:14,150
Please father! My husband is dead.
1131
01:21:14,151 --> 01:21:16,810
Raise him with Therin's healing hand.
1132
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,660
Your... husband?
1133
01:21:19,070 --> 01:21:21,140
Yeah, I'm so a woman.
1134
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,149
Be that as it may...
1135
01:21:23,150 --> 01:21:27,330
Death is a natural thing. We can't
resurrect every man that falls.
1136
01:21:27,331 --> 01:21:30,870
Not even if I make a donation to the church?
1137
01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:37,139
Therin's blessing be upon you.
1138
01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:39,460
Escort this lady to the infirmary.
1139
01:22:07,370 --> 01:22:10,120
I...eh... Sorry, Bill.
1140
01:22:28,630 --> 01:22:31,890
That music... I've heard it before.
1141
01:22:32,790 --> 01:22:35,830
It's the hymnth of Therin. It calls
forth the love of our goddess.
1142
01:22:39,390 --> 01:22:41,860
Alive? Good! It's time.
1143
01:22:42,220 --> 01:22:44,029
Keep that water handy.
1144
01:22:44,030 --> 01:22:44,790
Ok.
1145
01:22:51,090 --> 01:22:53,500
Hierophant! We beg an audience.
1146
01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:55,780
Ah! Uninvited guests.
1147
01:22:56,050 --> 01:22:57,310
Give us the mask.
1148
01:22:57,650 --> 01:22:58,950
And why would we do this?
1149
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,560
It must be destroyed.
1150
01:23:00,561 --> 01:23:04,580
My dear boy. Why would I wish the mask destroyed?
1151
01:23:04,810 --> 01:23:08,410
It is evil. It must be destroyed
for the glory of your goddess.
1152
01:23:08,830 --> 01:23:13,110
Ah! It is for the glory of our
goddess that we shall wear the mask.
1153
01:23:14,070 --> 01:23:15,630
How can you not understand?
1154
01:23:15,631 --> 01:23:20,720
Before the threat Mort Kemnon, the
people turned their backs on Therin.
1155
01:23:21,150 --> 01:23:23,800
They became complacent, unholy.
1156
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:28,280
By depriving them of their goddess
I've rekindled their faith.
1157
01:23:28,281 --> 01:23:33,690
Their fear of death drives them
into the saving light of Therin!
1158
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:36,460
When the king finds out what you have done...
1159
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,270
The king? The king would not understand.
1160
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:47,280
Now I rule as king, as hierophant
and as avatar of our goddess!
1161
01:23:52,510 --> 01:23:56,129
I brought peace to this unworthy lands.
1162
01:23:56,130 --> 01:24:00,169
I resurrected the glory of the light!
1163
01:24:00,170 --> 01:24:04,170
And only I am deserving of the power of Therin!
1164
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:09,460
Now... kneel before your new god!!
1165
01:24:31,550 --> 01:24:34,240
You have betrayed your vows and your goddess.
1166
01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:38,690
She will not stand for this blasphemy.
And neither will I.
1167
01:24:38,890 --> 01:24:40,480
Then join her in the world beyond.
1168
01:24:48,220 --> 01:24:49,990
Now how did that go... ?
1169
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:55,910
Ah, yes...
1170
01:24:56,340 --> 01:25:02,090
♪ Brings me to Therin, goddess of the light...
1171
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:04,740
- ♪ Her grace... - Goddess?
1172
01:25:05,270 --> 01:25:08,370
Daphne, the heart! Therin is trapped in the heart.
1173
01:25:17,710 --> 01:25:19,330
I am your avatar!
1174
01:25:19,970 --> 01:25:22,050
The light of Therin be upon you.
1175
01:25:56,270 --> 01:26:00,099
Rise, Daphne.
1176
01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:01,620
You have freed me from my prison...
1177
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,330
...and have my thanks.
1178
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:07,900
Of all your fellows it was you..
1179
01:26:07,910 --> 01:26:10,570
...who never strayed from the
path of goodness and law.
1180
01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:18,860
And so, as reward, I shall grant
you any one wish that you desire.
1181
01:26:21,540 --> 01:26:23,020
No way!
1182
01:26:23,490 --> 01:26:24,990
Limited or unlimited?
1183
01:26:25,390 --> 01:26:28,329
She's a goddess, dude! It's unlimited!
1184
01:26:28,330 --> 01:26:29,800
You could wish for anything.
1185
01:26:30,020 --> 01:26:34,050
Go for levels! You could be
like 20th level everything.
1186
01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:38,730
No, no, no, gear! Gear! You could wish
for everything that is in those books.
1187
01:26:38,950 --> 01:26:41,669
No, no, no! Don't think small!
1188
01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:47,100
Wish yourself immortal. Have her
to make you a goddess as well.
1189
01:26:56,790 --> 01:27:00,830
I wish that you bring Sir Osric back to life.
1190
01:27:02,870 --> 01:27:04,900
As you wish...
1191
01:27:06,140 --> 01:27:09,540
That was awesome!
1192
01:27:09,770 --> 01:27:11,390
That's beautiful.
1193
01:27:11,740 --> 01:27:14,069
That is so freaking stupid!
1194
01:27:14,070 --> 01:27:21,140
I have seen stupid decisions before but that
is the single most lame retarded one ever!
1195
01:27:21,310 --> 01:27:26,080
You wasted an unlimited wish! On an NPC!
1196
01:27:28,150 --> 01:27:31,798
How about wishing for more wishes,
or advancing our levels,..
1197
01:27:32,201 --> 01:27:34,220
...or giving us magical items.
1198
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:38,450
How about wishing yourself immortal first
and then resurrecting him yourself?
1199
01:27:38,550 --> 01:27:40,680
Good god! Could have had anything!
1200
01:27:40,910 --> 01:27:42,780
It's what my character would have done.
1201
01:27:43,090 --> 01:27:46,310
You could have been a god! I know
Mormons that would have killed for that!
1202
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,850
What was the paladin to us?
1203
01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:51,340
He's not even a real character!
1204
01:27:51,861 --> 01:27:54,470
We can always get more NPCs.
1205
01:27:54,530 --> 01:28:01,510
You waste the greatest treasure in the
game on nothing but a story decision.
1206
01:28:02,830 --> 01:28:04,110
Should have never gotten you in.
1207
01:28:04,591 --> 01:28:09,730
You ruined my game! That is it!
1208
01:28:09,810 --> 01:28:14,050
Damn it, we're gamers! Haven't
you learned anything?
1209
01:28:36,210 --> 01:28:38,070
So... what happens next?
1210
01:29:12,450 --> 01:29:14,079
Rise, Flinn!
1211
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:22,010
You have my thanks! You shall be my herald
and spread music and peace to all my people.
1212
01:29:29,570 --> 01:29:33,200
Leo, you gained a level of
the Cantor prestige class.
1213
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,980
Rise, Lester.
1214
01:29:41,460 --> 01:29:44,150
You have my thanks.
1215
01:29:44,190 --> 01:29:48,320
I would have you enter my service
but I cannot have an evil person...
1216
01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:52,940
I'm not evil! I'm chaotic neutral. Right?
1217
01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:54,289
No.
1218
01:29:54,290 --> 01:29:57,290
- You are evil and a whore. - Totally.
1219
01:30:06,070 --> 01:30:09,090
Gary, you can't remember any of your spells.
1220
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:10,060
What did you do to me?
1221
01:30:11,230 --> 01:30:15,420
I've burned away your wickedness
and made you whole again.
1222
01:30:15,780 --> 01:30:17,390
Game terms, please.
1223
01:30:17,970 --> 01:30:21,520
I replaced your levels of sorcerer
with equal levels of cleric.
1224
01:30:23,330 --> 01:30:25,930
So I have to be... good?
1225
01:30:26,290 --> 01:30:27,050
Yes.
1226
01:30:29,060 --> 01:30:30,170
Thanks!?
1227
01:30:33,090 --> 01:30:35,170
Where's the monk?
1228
01:30:35,890 --> 01:30:40,660
He is gone. He disagreed with
the wisdom of my decision.
1229
01:30:41,510 --> 01:30:49,510
Rise, Sir Osric. I deputize thy
Lord High-Marshall of my paladins.
1230
01:31:01,770 --> 01:31:04,519
Go forth, heroes and spread my light..
1231
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:07,770
...to the dark places of the world.
1232
01:31:13,660 --> 01:31:16,320
So I guess that means that the
campaign is over, doesn't it?
1233
01:31:17,050 --> 01:31:18,180
This one is, yeah.
1234
01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:21,910
I had a good time.
1235
01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:28,320
Me too. That was different... but cool.
1236
01:31:28,330 --> 01:31:33,820
Mostly cool. I like the way you game.
1237
01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:37,490
Totally in agreement here.
1238
01:31:38,830 --> 01:31:42,010
Well... eh... thanks. Thanks for coming out, guys.
1239
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:44,500
See ya.
1240
01:31:45,100 --> 01:31:46,130
Thank you, Lodge.
1241
01:31:48,900 --> 01:31:50,340
- Waffles? - Recognized!
1242
01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:42,650
- Awesome! - Very cool!
1243
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:45,450
And of course, everybody gets promos.
1244
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:52,550
Thank you.
1245
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:56,900
I've got one for Cass, since
he was in the campaign.
1246
01:33:01,730 --> 01:33:03,350
The story doesn't end here, does it?
1247
01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:06,798
Oh, no, no. Check it out! I have
a cool new villain lined up.
1248
01:33:06,799 --> 01:33:10,000
I've got it from a friend of mine.
He's kind of a ninja swashbuckler.
1249
01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:11,550
The shadow!
1250
01:33:11,620 --> 01:33:12,680
The shadow?
1251
01:33:12,830 --> 01:33:13,600
The shadow?
1252
01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:14,970
The shadow?!
1253
01:33:26,710 --> 01:33:29,730
Hi guys! What's up, Lodge?
1254
01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:38,210
Eh... why don't you guys go on into the room there.
I'll be right there.
1255
01:33:46,020 --> 01:33:50,230
You've got something published. I
know you worked really hard on it.
1256
01:33:50,740 --> 01:33:52,040
Thanks.
1257
01:33:54,150 --> 01:34:02,150
I had a look at it and ...ah... it's actually
pretty well balanced to tell the truth, so...
1258
01:34:06,610 --> 01:34:11,399
Oh, I heard that you're starting
a new campaign and... ah..
1259
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:15,840
...you know... I was thinking that... eh..
1260
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:21,320
If... you need another player.
1261
01:34:21,340 --> 01:34:23,870
I could stop by from time to time.
1262
01:34:24,260 --> 01:34:25,470
Why the change of heart?
1263
01:34:32,690 --> 01:34:37,749
You know... if I win... okay... the story ends..
1264
01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:41,850
...and I can't avoid to keep going.
1265
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:49,910
Would you like to join the group, Cass?
1266
01:34:51,030 --> 01:34:54,270
Hey! I'm not doing anything else, yeah!
1267
01:34:54,610 --> 01:34:57,050
Why don't you join the group, Cass?
1268
01:35:05,250 --> 01:35:13,250
Ehm... I ah... I'll be in the back. Just...
ah... I'll be in the back room.
1269
01:35:33,530 --> 01:35:34,080
I am a dick!
1270
01:35:34,670 --> 01:35:35,520
Yes.
1271
01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:38,340
Yeah...
1272
01:35:52,480 --> 01:35:54,710
So, where does this new adventure start?
1273
01:35:55,650 --> 01:35:58,830
Oh, it starts about where you guys left off.
1274
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:05,340
You have saved the kingdom and restored the peace.
1275
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:06,729
Or have you?
1276
01:36:06,730 --> 01:36:10,480
I present to you Lord Osric of Whitetower.
1277
01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:39,000
Sit! Arise! Speak!
1278
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:42,700
The mask of death! It's gone.
Stolen by the shadow.
1279
01:36:44,370 --> 01:36:48,370
It must be recovered. Who will
risk their life on this quest?
1280
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:57,858
You guys just got here. Surely there's
another hero in our kingdom..
1281
01:36:57,859 --> 01:37:00,940
...that would prefer to go in
their place to certain death?
1282
01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:11,290
Alright... it seems unlikely.
1283
01:37:12,670 --> 01:37:14,490
Good luck, then. Off you go!89549
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