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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,023 The black female form. 2 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:09,069 Wide-hipped and honey-dipped under the sun 3 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,029 and under the constant gaze 4 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:14,699 of "mennnnn-y." 5 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,283 Many. 6 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,830 I've always wanted to paint Shemekka, 7 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:25,794 that special brand of Brooklyn brown, BK all day. 8 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,296 Never apologizing for the suck of her teeth, 9 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:29,714 the snap of her neck, 10 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:33,301 or how she moves her black female form through the world. 11 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:36,513 Zero fucks given. 12 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,766 Remember? 2006. 13 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,309 Crown Heights house party. 14 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,021 Mad niggas! DJ was fiyah. 15 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:47,273 I was on the dance floor, 16 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,692 winin', killin' it... 17 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,362 ...when this crazy broad spilled her drink on me. 18 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,907 I did not. You bumped into me. Now, pose. 19 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,242 I almost bust that ass. 20 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,161 But I took mercy on you, and look at us now. 21 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,706 You nostalgic ass! Enough memories, dance hall queen. 22 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,375 Make me look amazin'. 23 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,794 So Nadia's father, he can see what he missin'. 24 00:02:08,647 --> 00:02:09,647 What? 25 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,839 I'm serious. Pussy all act 26 00:02:11,864 --> 00:02:13,535 like I'm crazy just 'cause I don't want my child 27 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,427 around his big-booty-havin' freak of the week. 28 00:02:15,473 --> 00:02:18,179 "Freak of the week"? Didn't they just move in together? 29 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,890 So? Ain't official till she take his last name. 30 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,393 Even then, my daughter is not calling that bitch "Mommy." 31 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,018 Ooh! 32 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,938 Maybe this little painting 33 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,774 can be my little "fuck you" housewarming gift, right? 34 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,735 - Let me see. - Not yet. 35 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,363 - "Not yet." - Oh, God. 36 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:38,241 I finally get painted by the one and only Nola Darling, 37 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,732 and she won't let me see that shit 38 00:02:39,757 --> 00:02:40,972 that's gonna make a nigga wish 39 00:02:40,997 --> 00:02:43,621 - he ain't jet for no big booty bitch. - You need to cut it. 40 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,456 Maybe "Iyanla: Fix That Anger," 41 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:49,377 and I told you, this painting is for the Catlett Prize. 42 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:50,753 The what-let prize? 43 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,840 Elizabeth Catlett. It's a grant for visual artists. 44 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:57,427 They usually go for more feminist work, hence the portrait. 45 00:02:58,099 --> 00:02:59,803 They only choose three artists, 46 00:02:59,828 --> 00:03:01,796 but it's 15 stacks if they choose me. 47 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:02,891 Wow. 48 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,445 But ain't nobody choosing me 49 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:07,461 if your ass don't keep still. Shit. 50 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:12,525 - Fine. Just remember to... - I know, long and silky. I got you. 51 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,861 Can't get my silky sewn till next week. 52 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:17,086 Winny wanna be givin' me umpteen jobs to do, 53 00:03:17,111 --> 00:03:18,347 and it be one damn check. 54 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,200 Maybe when you get your 15 Gs... 55 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,827 No, no, no, no, no. 56 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,372 If I get it, I'm payin' five months' rent in advance, 57 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:29,000 and then I'm paintin' all damn day and night. 58 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,752 I'm tired of this hustle. 59 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,173 - Let's go. - Are you serious? 60 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:40,595 "My name ain't damn sure ain't no Muthafuckin' Black Bit..." 61 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:41,888 What the fuck? 62 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,891 Defacin' shit, man. 63 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,352 Catch this motherfucker, man. 64 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,898 You can always be artistic down at the Hot N Trot. 65 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,609 Ay! 66 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,152 Ow! 67 00:03:57,445 --> 00:04:00,949 - Cramp? - No. This is where he grabbed me. 68 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,995 - Fuck. Bad enough he bruised you. - Mm. 69 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,374 - You got cloves? - In the cabinet. 70 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:15,213 - I already put ice on it. - Oh, my goodness. I can't. 71 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,973 We need to preserve that hand, ma. 72 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,017 That's 15 stacks right there. 73 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:30,728 No, seriously. 74 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,857 You okay? You ain't said nothin' since it happened. 75 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:38,945 I'm fine. It's like I told Clo, I'm moving forward. 76 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,362 Mm-hm? 77 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:41,840 I am. 78 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:43,950 You tell these dudes you seein' what happened? 79 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,077 I will, eventually. 80 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,673 You should tell 'em. 81 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:50,547 If they're not just some jump-offs, they should know. 82 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:54,751 Ah! 83 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:56,462 It's not finished. 84 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,465 - It's beautiful, right? - Look at my eyes. 85 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,058 What? 86 00:05:04,765 --> 00:05:06,747 You couldn't make my ass a little bigger? 87 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:07,920 Are you for real? 88 00:05:07,945 --> 00:05:10,375 I already agreed to this fake phantom-ass weave. 89 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,562 I agreed to pose. That's the least you could do. 90 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:16,357 The least I could do is paint something realistic. 91 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,817 What the fuck that mean? 92 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,376 Did I, um... make a mistake 93 00:05:20,401 --> 00:05:22,512 confidin' a certain bit of information to you? 94 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,025 If I'd known you'd have been all judgy... 95 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:25,098 Hold the fuck up. 96 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,951 You're not going through with it, though. 97 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:31,164 I told you, I'm thinkin' about it. 98 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,313 Look, it's not like I said 99 00:05:34,338 --> 00:05:36,401 I was gonna sign up for She Ass'd For It! 100 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:40,673 And this is TV's only competition 101 00:05:40,698 --> 00:05:43,083 where contestants get to compete 102 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:46,519 for a complete booty overhaul. 103 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,431 Yes! 104 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:51,975 What? 105 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,062 Don't make that face. 106 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,105 I told you I wasn't gonna do it. 107 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,398 Good. 108 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,816 The show, I mean. 109 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,111 Oh, my God. You do not need to do that shit to your body. 110 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,364 - It's not up to you, boo. - But you're already gorgeous. 111 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,534 I never said I wasn't. I just... 112 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,652 Wait. You mean to tell me 113 00:06:12,677 --> 00:06:13,897 that if I had a magic wand 114 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,522 and I change anything about your body, 115 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:17,317 that you wouldn't want nothin' tweaked? 116 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:19,504 - No. - Blood clot. 117 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:22,465 I'm serious. I accept what I got and what I don't got. 118 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,532 I got no ass. 119 00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:26,451 Me come from yard, land of big batty gyal, 120 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,888 and God come and take my damn Jamaican birthright. 121 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,431 Why don't you do some squats? 122 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:33,953 If one more person tellin' me to do a damn squat... 123 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,103 It doesn't work. 124 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,126 If you've got a flat ass like me, 125 00:06:37,232 --> 00:06:38,588 it just makes your ass flatter. 126 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,192 - It just seems so unnecessary. - To you. 127 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,985 - What about Nadia? - What about her? 128 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,571 It's hard enough for little black girls 129 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,157 bein' told they're ugly and they're not pretty enough. 130 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,952 What if Nadia sees you changing your body 131 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,204 and starts to think something's wrong with hers? 132 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:55,540 I told you it was somethin' I was thinkin' about, 133 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:58,417 - but if you can't support me... - Oh, my goodness! 134 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,254 Chill. Don't be so dramatic. 135 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,866 I may not agree with this shit, 136 00:07:04,019 --> 00:07:07,117 but you're my girl for life. Right? 137 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,427 From womb to tomb? 138 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,472 Birth to earth. 139 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:15,351 - Salty ass. - And don't tell Clo neither. 140 00:07:16,788 --> 00:07:17,788 I won't. 141 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,565 Don't need her nosy, uppity ass in my biz. 142 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,913 Yes, right there. 143 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,206 Pardon me. Pardon me, miss. 144 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,377 Uh, I-I'm sorry. Do you live in this brownstone? 145 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,859 Yeah, I mean, no, but I live in Brooklyn. 146 00:07:43,884 --> 00:07:44,988 Who are you here to see? 147 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,383 You the bouncer of the block or some shit? 148 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,216 I just asked you a simple question. 149 00:07:50,282 --> 00:07:52,722 - Don't take a tone. - I don't even know you, a'ight? 150 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,932 You ain't even from Brooklyn. I'm from Brooklyn. 151 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,643 - You're from Jersey, right? - Excuse me. No, I live in Brooklyn. 152 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,313 I am a new homeowner in the new Fort Greene. 153 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,315 What? In the new Fort Greene? 154 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:05,276 This shit ain't new. This is still the same Fort Greene. 155 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,719 - Y'all motherfuckers just decided... - You have no manners, 156 00:08:07,774 --> 00:08:09,414 - incredibly rude! - ...wanted to partake! 157 00:08:09,484 --> 00:08:11,657 But we're still here. Stop comin' at me like that. 158 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,776 Take you and your twin, and keep walkin'. 159 00:08:13,801 --> 00:08:15,268 How the fuck you look like your dog? 160 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,580 - Go to hell! - Hi, Bianca. 161 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,291 - Bye, Bianca. What up, Nola? - Talk to your friend. 162 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:25,588 I wanna see where she live. Look. Yup! Right next door. 163 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:29,383 Yo, Bianca! I might come knockin' on your door. A'ight? 164 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,802 Hope you got fuckin' wine and cheese. 165 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,263 Well, she just bought the brownstone next door, 166 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,766 but why are we talkin' about her? I missed you. 167 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,351 - Yeah? - Yeah. 168 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,853 - For real, for real? - For real. 169 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,772 Yo! 170 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,611 Whoo! "My name isn't Ay Yo Ma." 171 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,655 That's dope. That's you? 172 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,782 - Mm-hm. - Yo, ma, can I cop one? 173 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,076 Don't you "Ay, yo, ma!" out in them streets? 174 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:58,454 Yeah, I have, like, once or twice. A dozen times, I don't know. 175 00:08:58,908 --> 00:09:00,643 But me coppin' one means 176 00:09:00,668 --> 00:09:02,983 I'm a conscious black Boricua man, right? 177 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,210 They're not for sale. 178 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:06,837 Sharpie to black book, duly noted. 179 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,590 Matter of fact, could you please not tell anyone I made them? 180 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,969 - Why not? - Um, because it's illegal and... 181 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,389 it's personal. I made them and put them up after some... 182 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,183 - guy grabbed me up down the block. - What? 183 00:09:19,957 --> 00:09:22,265 My God, Nola. I knew you were angry with me, 184 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:23,485 but you should've called. 185 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,648 - When did this happen? - When did this happen?! 186 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:26,941 You gotta call the cops. 187 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:30,361 You gotta learn jiujitsu! 188 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,985 You gotta let me beat his ass. 189 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:33,638 See, that's why I didn't want to say anything. 190 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,200 I knew you were gonna blow it way out of proportion. 191 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:39,990 Wh-What were you doin' outside, at night, alone? 192 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,665 Yo, who is this trick-ass motherfucker? 193 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,356 First off, I'm allowed to walk home alone, 194 00:09:45,381 --> 00:09:46,776 at night, by myself, thank you. 195 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,873 And second, I don't know, just some asshole 196 00:09:48,898 --> 00:09:50,238 who kept yelling, "Ay, yo, ma!" 197 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,341 Yo, if I ever see that fool... 198 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,063 I'm sorry this happened. 199 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,111 You gonna be a'ight? 200 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,321 Yeah. 201 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,200 I'm callin' Lulu. 202 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:22,580 - Your sister? - Yeah, she's a Yoruba priestess. 203 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,083 Look, you sit with her, you get a cleansin'. 204 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,377 Trust. You're gonna wanna wash off all that stink. 205 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:29,961 Stink? 206 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,777 Yeah, you know, the negative eons 207 00:10:31,835 --> 00:10:33,084 and energies and shit. 208 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,509 I'm good. There is no stink. 209 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:36,968 - No stink? - Mm-mm. 210 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,471 You frankincense and myrrh now? 211 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:40,780 Oh, I'm frank, incense, Blue Ivy, 212 00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:42,742 coconut oil, shea butter, tea tree. 213 00:10:42,846 --> 00:10:45,223 I'm here and I'm with you and I'm good. 214 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,651 Bang! 215 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,528 Dog mace? 216 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:57,156 Yeah, for those dirty dog-ass dudes. 217 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:58,783 Trust. 218 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,311 One shot of this to the grill, 219 00:11:01,382 --> 00:11:03,232 ain't gonna be no grabbin' up. 220 00:11:04,182 --> 00:11:05,182 No stink. 221 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,338 - Who's house? - Winny's house! 222 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,381 - Jameson. - Motherfuckin' right. I see... 223 00:11:14,405 --> 00:11:17,093 - Oh, you fancy tonight. - Thank you. 224 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:21,931 Tonight, I got some shit for you I ain't never shared before, 225 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,016 and women all around the world. 226 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,437 I got five of the baddest bitches from New York here. 227 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,200 Everyone single one of them 228 00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:33,091 from each and every different borough. 229 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,945 All right, everybody, make some motherfuckin' noise 230 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,905 and show me the motherfuckin' money! 231 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:46,038 The Furious Five! 232 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,876 What up, guys? Do you have everything? 233 00:12:45,209 --> 00:12:47,920 Whoo! Wow! 234 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,281 Oh, my God! 235 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,035 Unfuckin'... 236 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,746 Thank you, Mr. Eddie Scissors. Thank you. Thank you. 237 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,923 Un, un, un, un, unfuckin'... Hurry up with the money. 238 00:14:34,948 --> 00:14:37,400 Hurry up. Unbelievable! 239 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,462 I told you it was gonna be special. 240 00:14:40,525 --> 00:14:42,832 I'm goin' right downstairs with them right now. 241 00:14:42,871 --> 00:14:44,567 I'll be back. 242 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,678 Hey, Win! Let me holla at you for a second. 243 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,680 - What you talkin' about? - Downstairs. 244 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:50,806 Downstairs? 245 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,251 There's a lot money in this motherfuckin' building, man. 246 00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:54,334 Hurry up. 247 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,729 I wanna dance. 248 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,731 Is you buggin' out, Shemekka? You wanna...? 249 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,524 Can't you see them girls are professionals? 250 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,402 Yeah, and I want some stage time, just like them. 251 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,866 You want some stage time? 252 00:15:04,891 --> 00:15:06,888 You makin' some money waitin' the tables. 253 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,116 Yo, come on, Winny, you're sleepin' on me. 254 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,688 I can dance my ass off. 255 00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:13,035 Shemekka, you know I got a sore spot for you, 256 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,062 but I gotta be honest, 257 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,820 you're beautiful, you got the hots, 258 00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:17,941 but you ain't got no fuckin' trots! 259 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,045 - So, then help me get the trot. - Help you get the trot? 260 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,520 You buggin' out, Shemekka. 261 00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:24,739 Get back upstairs and wait them tables. 262 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,468 This shit is cute, but them chicks is pickin' up stacks... 263 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,761 - Table six! - What...? 264 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,101 Mm, delicious as per usual, Stokes. 265 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,562 Hmm. Better be. The good Lord provides, 266 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,316 but do you know how much I had to pay for these damn steaks? 267 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,005 Fuck these newbie motherfuckers 268 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,094 and their inflation-bringin' asses. 269 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,905 Stokes is still salty. 270 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,032 Someone popped up, offering to buy the brownstone. 271 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,116 Again? 272 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,828 Baby, like, what part of "fuck off" don't they get? 273 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,206 I ain't leavin' Fort Greene. 274 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,125 I don't care how much money they got in their briefcase. 275 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,378 Do you know that these brownstones are going for... 276 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,339 ...twenty times what we paid in 1978. 277 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,882 Tease all you want, 278 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,635 but a broken record scratches the needle, baby. 279 00:16:09,985 --> 00:16:11,859 So, how is everything with you, hon? 280 00:16:11,995 --> 00:16:13,614 No, I mean, things are good. 281 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,182 Just applying for some grants. 282 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,059 Great. So, you okay with money? 283 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,187 Yeah, just okay. I'm still teaching on the side. 284 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,189 It doesn't pay a lot, but covers the bills. 285 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,149 All of us artists gotta work, baby. 286 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,402 We should have sent you to medical school, 287 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,801 so you wouldn't have to scrounge 288 00:16:27,826 --> 00:16:29,429 like your artsy-fartsy father and me. 289 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,407 Mom, stop it. 290 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,452 I'm working on a new piece. It's not finished yet, but... 291 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,204 Mm! 292 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,001 Oh, my God. Stokes, you see this? 293 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,086 Whoa! 294 00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:49,010 Powerful, baby. What you call that? 295 00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:50,658 The Free Black Female Form. 296 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,553 She free, all right. 297 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,014 Stokes, come here, baby. Give me a kiss. 298 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,267 - Hey! I'm just... I'm just sayin'. - You're silly. 299 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,811 No doubt, my baby got God in her fingers. 300 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,231 - Just like her daddy. - Thanks, Dad. 301 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,109 I don't get you two. You're so... 302 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,571 And Shemekka's just... She's just basic. 303 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:14,742 Like one of my best friends who's expressing herself? Be nice. 304 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,453 No, you be nice. You listen. You... 305 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,849 Expressing herself would be interchanging 306 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:22,440 her straight with her own hair. 307 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,334 Have you ever see her natural hair? 308 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,244 She's hiding all that beautiful brown 309 00:17:26,269 --> 00:17:28,112 behind all that weave. 310 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,340 Maybe it's just part of her armor. 311 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,760 Is that so bad, to need a little something? 312 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,929 I mean, we've all used things to cope. 313 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,479 - Come here, let me show you something. - Okay. 314 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,981 All right, somebody grabs your wrist. 315 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,192 There's three things you do. 316 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,986 One, trap. 317 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,697 - Two, lock. - Okay. 318 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,575 - And three, you twist. - Wow. 319 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,036 - You got it? Three... you twist. - Okay. 320 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,119 - Got it? - Okay. 321 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,497 You know, uh... 322 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,887 I might tease you a little bit about 323 00:18:03,912 --> 00:18:05,900 puttin' on some muscle mass, 324 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,086 but, honestly, I... 325 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,963 I wouldn't change anything about you. 326 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,382 You're beautiful. 327 00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:15,403 - Focus. - Okay. 328 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:20,933 - Trap, lock, turn. - Yes. 329 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,441 - You're a pretty good teacher. - Oh, yeah? 330 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,734 Mm-hm. 331 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:36,406 In that case, class dismissed. 332 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,452 Papo! 333 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,079 Yeah, I see you. 334 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,833 No, I see you. 335 00:18:47,923 --> 00:18:49,443 I don't think you can hear it, right? 336 00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:51,571 I hear you and I see you. 337 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,757 Damn. 338 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,259 - Papo! - Yo! 339 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,703 Can you please turn that reggaeton off 340 00:18:57,728 --> 00:18:58,988 or go somewhere else? 341 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,681 - Go somewhere else? - Please! 342 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,725 Are you kidding me? Hey, li-li-li-listen, listen. 343 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,521 I got some art. You wanna buy some art, huh? 344 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,315 I'm working on that new piece right there, One Percent. 345 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,316 Hey. 346 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,905 I guess that's a "no." 347 00:19:37,194 --> 00:19:38,194 Hey, Nola. 348 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,180 I know things are kinda complicated between us right now. 349 00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:46,583 I just... I'm just thinking about you. 350 00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:49,010 I want you to know I'm here, all right? 351 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,116 Last night... 352 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:05,162 - Nola did some freaky shit. - Oh, yeah? 353 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,974 Seriously, though. But, like, that ass... 354 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,397 I sucked toes for the first time. 355 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,710 That shit was crazy. I'm not the sucking-toes kinda dude... 356 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,672 and I never thought I'd be doing some shit like that, but, yo... 357 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,008 she got nice-ass toes, dude. 358 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,023 She fucked my head up with that shit. 359 00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:22,196 I'm like... I can suck them toes again. 360 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,181 - That shit was crazy. - You were into it? 361 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:35,067 - Whoa! Slow down, ma! Slow down! - Hey, Papo. 362 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,070 Yeah. How you doin', girl? I got that. I got that. 363 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,697 - Thanks, Papo. - Yeah, I got it. I got it. 364 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,492 - How you doin', Nola? - I'm good. How you been? 365 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,619 - I can't complain. - What's this? 366 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,372 - Tryin' to sell you somethin'? - No. 367 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:53,460 Yeah, all right. 368 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,629 There you go. 369 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,006 - Thank you so much. - Oh, no doubt, no doubt. 370 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,330 What you workin' on these days? 371 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,444 Ah, man, you know I'm always busy 372 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,077 workin' on a new piece, you know. 373 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,305 I'm throwin' down. This is about the New York... 374 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,855 you know, the garbage discarded by... 375 00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:09,375 by New York's one percent, you know. 376 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,455 - What you gonna call it? - I'm gonna call it La Maldita 1%. 377 00:21:13,495 --> 00:21:14,523 You know? 378 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,941 - Dope. - Yeah. 379 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,778 - Here. Gold coin for good luck. - Ooh! You said "gold"? 380 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,446 - Yeah. - Whoa! 381 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,365 - I know. It's my mom's. - Thanks. 382 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,659 Thanks, ma. I could use some good luck. 383 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,202 - That's for sure. - Can't we all? 384 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,908 Yeah. Hey, we should work on a piece together one day. 385 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,568 - I'm down. - Like we use to do. 386 00:21:31,609 --> 00:21:33,975 - You know where I live. - All right, all right. 387 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,085 Thanks. Have a... 388 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,213 - Have a wonderful day, all right, Nola? - You too. 389 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,423 That's my girl! 390 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,781 Wow. That piece is looking good, miss. 391 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,616 Excuse me. 392 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,994 Dirty dog-ass dude! 393 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,577 My eyes, you fucking bitch! 394 00:22:10,623 --> 00:22:12,521 That's what I get for supporting the arts! 395 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,708 I just thought... I thought... 396 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,209 Oh! Oh! 397 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,462 - My eyes! - Thank you for the support? 398 00:22:19,253 --> 00:22:20,258 Fuck! 399 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,961 - Hey. How you doin'? 400 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,000 Fine. 401 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,922 - How are you? - Fine. Fine. 402 00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:09,938 - My feet are killing me. 403 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,227 Good night. 404 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,105 - Cheryl. - Yes? 405 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,191 You should be more careful comin' home late at night. 406 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,963 Jamie, are you serious? 407 00:23:22,988 --> 00:23:25,547 We live on the safest block in Brooklyn. 408 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:56,184 Here we go! And up! 409 00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:58,645 And get back! 410 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,939 And up! 411 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,360 Go! 412 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:07,987 Push it! 413 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:09,698 And back! 414 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,242 And then up! 415 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,633 They were moving in the other day. 416 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,917 They were moving in all this, like, identical furniture. 417 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,053 - They're twins... - Right. 418 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,388 ...so everything's symmetrical. 419 00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:35,932 And it's, like, weird, kinda, that they still live together, 420 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,112 but they're really hot. 421 00:24:37,137 --> 00:24:39,043 I can't believe I haven't met them yet. 422 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,854 - I mean, just sayin'. - That's so weird. 423 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:44,149 I love Pat Hall's Dance and Movement Afro-Caribbean class. 424 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,734 - Me too. - So good. 425 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,904 - Okay! See you next week. - See you at home. 426 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,365 I bet you Rachel only fucks African dudes. 427 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,452 Seen any Mandingos comin' out your brownstone? 428 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,039 - Huh! - Hm. 429 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,333 I knew it. 430 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,229 "I love Pat Hall's Dance 431 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:07,571 and Movement Afro-Caribbean class." 432 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,216 So rude. 433 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,092 Danton wants to observe. 434 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,929 - Observe? - The class. 435 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,180 Sounds tantalizing. 436 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:18,183 Your old boyfriend watching us do African dance. 437 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:21,978 First of all, he's only 52. And secondly, he's not my boyfriend. 438 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,390 Naw, just some old white dude 439 00:25:23,415 --> 00:25:24,964 watchin' us shake our black booties. 440 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,317 My bad. 441 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,308 We can't all be like Nola, 442 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:31,838 dating three hot black single dudes at once. 443 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,658 Last time I checked, not all of her lovers were single. 444 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:38,078 - Rude. I told you it was complicated. - Meaning? 445 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,163 Meaning Jamie takes good care of me 446 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,958 and says his present situation is in transition. 447 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:46,114 In any case, I told him that piece of shit put his hands on me. 448 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:48,814 I told all of them. 449 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,797 - About time. - How you doin'? 450 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,052 I thought I was fine, but... 451 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:57,264 - I maced some random guy last night. - You what? 452 00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,808 All he wanted to say was "good job" and... psst! 453 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:02,269 I sent him screaming and crying down the street. 454 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,354 Shit. 455 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,940 Sorry, but it's better him than you, right? 456 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:11,111 Come on, Nola, admit it. It felt good just bustin' one off. 457 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,113 Did I enjoy hurting an innocent stranger? No. 458 00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:14,552 But if I'm being perfectly honest, 459 00:26:14,577 --> 00:26:15,657 - it felt... - Good. 460 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,840 ...like clapping back 461 00:26:16,865 --> 00:26:18,183 at what I thought was another asshole 462 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,744 trying to grab up on me. 463 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,921 Oh, my God. 464 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:33,049 Wanna get that junk in your trunk? 465 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:37,971 Let's get it goin', baby. Look at all that ass! 466 00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:39,973 Do you see that? 467 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,796 I mean, who in their right mind? 468 00:26:41,821 --> 00:26:44,126 I know, right? Dumb reality shows. 469 00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:45,645 It's not just the show. 470 00:26:45,722 --> 00:26:47,775 Any woman that's willing to alter her body 471 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,791 is willing to affirm the male gaze. 472 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,651 It's just... so passé. 473 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,779 - Says the girl with the knockout body. - What? 474 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,996 Why you always gotta be so judgy? 475 00:26:57,021 --> 00:26:58,057 I don't think she meant it. 476 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:03,330 No, I meant it. I mean, how many steps back must we take, ladies? 477 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,326 She Ass'd For It? 478 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,566 Uh, I bet a guy came up with that shit. 479 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,280 You hear that? Pow! Harriet Tubman 480 00:27:10,305 --> 00:27:11,653 just shot herself with a pistol from the grave! 481 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,715 - Clo... - No, I'm serious. 482 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:15,528 What's the point of freeing our bodies 483 00:27:15,553 --> 00:27:17,493 if all we're gonna do is carve 'em up? 484 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:19,391 Isn't freedom also having the right 485 00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:22,122 to do whatever you will with your own body? 486 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,963 I bet you Michelle Obama isn't about 487 00:27:23,988 --> 00:27:26,543 to start carving herself up anytime soon. 488 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,188 Nope. 489 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:31,941 She's just way too busy being unapologetically black and fly. 490 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,276 - Am I lying? - No lie. 491 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,363 - No lie. - FLOTUS state, gowned up, and tight! 492 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,156 - Fo sho, you right. - I'm out. 493 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:40,992 - You don't wanna go grab smoothies? - Y'all go ahead. 494 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,786 I gotta go get Nadia from daycare. 495 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,013 Deuces. 496 00:27:46,038 --> 00:27:47,372 Mekk, I'll call you later, okay? 497 00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:50,627 What was that about? 498 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,216 - Nola! Nola! - Huh? 499 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,718 You haven't heard a damn thing that I've said. Hello, girl. 500 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,929 This is the place I've been telling you about. 501 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:03,598 For the Inaugural Diastopian Art Exhibition. 502 00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:08,561 Diastopian? Clo, what the hell is that? 503 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,941 Diastopian. It's a phrase coined by moi. 504 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:17,404 Yes, it's a movement of forward-thinking, Afro-centric artists, 505 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,907 reaching across boundaries to fabulate, 506 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:22,487 deconstruct, redefine, assert, 507 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,828 and expand the breath and reach of millennial voices 508 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,413 from the African diaspora. 509 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,248 It's about love and light. 510 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,547 Thank you. 511 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:43,888 - This place is so dope. - Right? 512 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,183 I'm gonna bring so much black art into this white gallery, 513 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:50,729 people are going to think that they are in Mother Africa. 514 00:28:52,612 --> 00:28:55,185 Can we just take a moment please, absorb? 515 00:28:55,391 --> 00:28:57,600 Ugh! Crazy! 516 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,238 This is gonna be the biggest show I've ever curated. 517 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:01,321 Yeah. 518 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,325 And... I want you to be a part of it. 519 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:08,037 - Stop playin'. - I'm gonna kill you if say no. 520 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:09,164 - Yes! - Yes? 521 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,040 Yes! Yes! 522 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,834 - Yes! - Oh, my goodness. 523 00:29:12,859 --> 00:29:14,170 You know the last show I did 524 00:29:14,195 --> 00:29:16,875 was at that shithole gallery in Sunset Park? 525 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,132 God, I hate that dude that runs that place, Gustav. 526 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:22,051 He smells like fried pork dumplings and tequila. 527 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:23,636 - He really does. - Mm-hm. 528 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:28,224 A grand total of seven people signed my guest book, 529 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,477 and two of them were my parents. 530 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,154 I woke up this morning, staring down 531 00:29:32,179 --> 00:29:34,213 that blank canvas, like, "When's the last time" 532 00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:36,351 I sold a painting to someone who wasn't just 533 00:29:36,376 --> 00:29:37,883 interested in fucking me?" 534 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:38,942 Mm-mm. 535 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,863 You have no idea how badly I needed this. 536 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,574 Girl, who you tellin'? We both do. 537 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:49,662 You're gonna freak, but Baptiste said "yes" to doing the show. 538 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:50,746 Baptiste? 539 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,999 - The Baptiste? - The Baptiste. 540 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:54,542 - What? - You know what that means? 541 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:58,463 Like, every dealer, every collector, every art tart 542 00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,548 is gonna be up in here representin'. 543 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,718 - Like, who the fuck are you? - I know. It's surreal. 544 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,721 - And it scares the shit out of me. - Well, it shouldn't. 545 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,224 - When's this happening? - Um, I haven't set the dates yet, 546 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:12,435 - so just keep it on the QT. - Oh, on the lowest of lows. 547 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,395 Move over, Wangechi Mutu. 548 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,440 Art collectors, get ready for Miss Nola Darling. 549 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,292 What are you two doing around here? 550 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,009 Who the fuck are you yellin' at? 551 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,129 Nola, chill, chill, chill. Relax. 552 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,792 Hi, Chapin Calloway gave me the keys. 553 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:29,035 Okay, leave the keys at the counter when you leave. 554 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:30,744 Okay. 555 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:35,416 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to explode. 556 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,294 I guess I just have a lot on my mind... 557 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:40,713 since the assault. 558 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:43,007 Girl, you need to talk to somebody. 559 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:47,262 I'm gonna text you a number, okay? She's a sister. 560 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:50,139 I don't know. I'm not really down with the therapy thing. 561 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:01,901 A negative entity seeped through a hole in your aura. 562 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:08,199 I can banish it for 2,000 American dollars. 563 00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,953 I'm collecting a lot of the bad energy. 564 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,331 Leave my sister! 565 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:18,835 Leave my sister! 566 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,129 You should feel much lighter. 567 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:23,422 Look. 568 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,259 See. 569 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:29,845 You're welcome. 570 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:32,902 Welcome to the Fort Greene projects. 571 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:35,852 I hope this works. 572 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:49,991 All right, let's see what Ellegua has for Ms. Nola. 573 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,868 - Okay. - Come forward. 574 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:53,995 Let me get your shoulders. 575 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:57,665 Take this, give it a kiss, pray for what you want. 576 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,420 All right, drop it here. 577 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:04,963 Okay. 578 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,763 - Mm, interesting. - What? 579 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:13,514 What Ellegua says to me here... 580 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:18,019 is that there is a dark energy that surrounds you. 581 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,788 You know how you're walking alone at night 582 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,672 and you feel something behind you? 583 00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:24,175 In your case, it's like... 584 00:32:24,282 --> 00:32:26,332 it's almost like the shape of a black spider. 585 00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:29,822 - A black spider? - I can't read with you in the room. 586 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,826 ...before I read you too. 587 00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:34,258 I'm outie 5Gs. Exit stage left. 588 00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:35,894 That all I have to do to get rid of him? 589 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,567 Girl, he gets on my damn nerves. 590 00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:39,356 So, uh, my crazy brother tells me 591 00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:40,959 - that you're an artist. - Mm-hm. 592 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,728 'Cause another thing that I'm seeing here is that 593 00:32:43,802 --> 00:32:45,278 something's haunting your work. 594 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:48,383 Whatever this is doesn't wanna see you succeed. 595 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,009 It's trying to hold your work down. 596 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,574 And you know it's very important 597 00:32:51,599 --> 00:32:53,495 for an artist to protect their message. 598 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:54,931 I know you feel this, no? 599 00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:59,519 What if I don't believe in this... 600 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,397 Meaning you have to see to believe. 601 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,993 It's not my job 602 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,466 to prove this, that this is real and this actually works. 603 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,695 Because you'll see. Ellegua will show you. 604 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,575 Shemekka. 605 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,871 She's silky. I'm kinky. 606 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:23,251 I'm pinot noir, she's moscato, but that's my girl for life. 607 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:27,755 True, she comes off like a tough Crown Heights goddess, but... 608 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:31,634 aren't the tough ones always a little extra soft on the inside? 609 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,303 The black female form. 610 00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:36,639 I've grown protective of it. 611 00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:39,767 My foolish attempt to control the gaze of gawkers 612 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,737 who think the black female form 613 00:33:41,762 --> 00:33:44,504 is simply here for their consumption, 614 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:47,567 their scrutiny, their enjoyment, their grabbing hands, 615 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:50,445 when all the black female form wants to be is... 616 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:52,487 free. 617 00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:00,204 Shemekka. 618 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,245 Oh, hell to the naw! 619 00:34:42,507 --> 00:34:47,507 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.MY-SUBS.com 45810

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