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[theme music playing]
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ANNOUNCER: Okay. 3-1, Giants. Two outs, two on,
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bottom of the ninth. Three and two on Hodges.
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-Maglie deals.
-[bat strikes ball]
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It's cut on and belted to deep left field.
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Back goes Mueller. A-way back to the wall!
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It's a three-run homer for Gil Hodges!
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[mumbling] She's gone.
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The Dodgers go
from bums to kings
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and win it 4-3!
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Come on, Frank.Shut up, will ya?
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Geez, it's 4-3in the morning.
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This game will be rebroadcast
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at 1200 hours on Armed Forces Radio.
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Frank, come on!
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Oh, stop dreaming
and go back to sleep.
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Oh, that makes good nonsense.
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-Hawkeye.
-Yeah?
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Wake up, Hawkeye.
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The stove in
our tent went out.
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-Again?-It's freezing in there.
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-It's warm in here.
-There are four of us.
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I knew I should havegotten a bigger bed.
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FRANK:
Can you people
hold it down?
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I mean, show
some consideration.
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I don't remember leavinga wake-up scream.
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Thanks, Hawkeye.You're the only onewho can fix it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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-B.J.?
-Hmm?
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If I'm not back
in five minutes,
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don't come and get me.
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Good night, Frank!
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Here he is, girls,
Handy Andy.
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Hey, Mr. Fix It.
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Let's hear it
for the janitor.
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[applause, cheering]
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Thank you. Thank you
very much. Thank you.
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Thank you, Hawkeye.
It's freezing.
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Well, what do you expect?Springtime in Korea.
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[banging on metal]
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You should feel honored.
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We chose you 'cause youhave the best hands in camp.
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I try to keep in touch.
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Be careful, Hawkeye.
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-[explosion]
-ALL: [screaming]
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Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
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Oh, knock it off, Pierce.
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[indistinct shouting]
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Radar, call
the 121st Evac.
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I want their
ophthalmologist.
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Tell 'em we got a boy
with flash burns.
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Major James Overman.
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Get his keister
up here pronto.
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Get him in here,
quick now, B.J.!
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Get me in there quick.
I can't see anything!
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[shouting continues]
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Now look, you dumb clerk.
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I'll tell you this once,
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and I want you
to get it straight.
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This is General
Walter O'Reilly.
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Three stars and real mad.
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If Major Overman isn't
over here by the time
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they crack my powdered
eggs for breakfast,
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I'll have you
digging a latrine
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for every G.I. in Korea!
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You got that? Good!
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How's that feel?
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Blind.
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Okay, Hawkeye, you take it
easy for a couple of days.
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I'll be back Friday.
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Listen, uh, oneimportant question.
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Will I get to keepmy nickname?
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Let's hope so.
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Just wondering
if I should rent
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a seeing eye dog or buy one.
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See you Friday.
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Tell me, Sherm, whereis this General O'Reilly?
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Who?
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Oh, well,
let me explain.
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We're really sorry,
Hawkeye.
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You don't have to shout.The sides still work.
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-We're sorry.
-That's all right.
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Next time,get a union man.
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Hawk, if there's
anything you need...
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Well, if you'regoing by the P.X.,
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you could get me
a coloring book
and some crayons.
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I think you're sick enoughto qualify for the big box.
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I gotta go.
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-B.J.?
-Yeah?
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Visit me a couplehundred times, will ya?
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At least.
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Nurse? Nurse?
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What's the matter?
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My arm's numb.
I-I think it's asleep.
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Well, let me take a lookat it, so to speak.
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[clattering]
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Where are you?
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Is there a doctor
in the house?
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Now what is it,
Pierce?
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Oh, Frank, I'm glad you'rehere. Go get a doctor.
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What are we
trying to do with
this patient, hmm?
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Arm wrestle, only I havea slight advantage.
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His bandage is too tight.
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Oh, I'll take care
of that.
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Now let's scoot
back to our bed, okay?
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We don't want to botherthe other patients now,
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-do we? Hmm?
-Keep it up, Frank.
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We'll getour nose busted.
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[clattering]
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Somebody will be with
you in a minute, okay?
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Sorry, just bumping through.
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Huh, Claude Rains.
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I'm Doctor Pierce.
Anybody home?
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Hi.
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[sighs]
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Tell me whatthis says, will you?
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You're a real funny man,
aren't you?
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Come on, fella,give me a break.
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Can't you seeI can't see?
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No, no, I can't.
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I'm sorry.What happened?
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A grenade... landed
10 feet in front of me.
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I caught most of the stuff
in the face. And you?
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I offered a light toa temperamental gas heater.
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I didn't get your name.
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Oh, I'm-I'm Tom Straw.
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-Hiya.
-Hi.
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Hawkeye Pierce.
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Where you from, Tom?
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-San Francisco.
-Beautiful city.
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Yeah. I'm looking
forward to getting back
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and not seeing
the Golden Gate.
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You tryingto depress me?
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No, no. I'm too busy
depressing myself.
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Look, you're alive.Maybe you should feel lucky.
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Do you feel lucky, Hawkeye?
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Not lately.
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What'd you doback in San Francisco?
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Taught high school English.
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Well, you can still teach.
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Be grateful you're notan airline pilot
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or a truck driver.
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Or a doctor.
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Right.
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Pierce, I thought we agreed
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we were going to stayin our bed.
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No, we agreed that we
were going to loosen
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that kid's bandage. Did we?
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-I was on a break.
-Burns, I swear,
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I'm a better doctor blindthan you are with both eyes.
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-Nurse!
-Yes, Doctor.
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Kellye, help me re-bandagethat kid down there.
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Then I want you to fill me inon everybody in here.
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Frank, you can go back towhat you were doing: nothing.
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Ow!
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-Where is it?
-Right here.
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Colonel, how am I supposedto maintain order in there
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with Pierce stumbling aroundtrying to help everyone?
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The nurses can't
take a temperature
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without reporting
to him first.
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And he's always
touching them.
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Disgraceful.
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Well, he's
got no business
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being in there
if he's sick.
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I suggest we ship him
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-back to the 121st.
-Why?
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Well, I'm sure he'd bea lot more comfortable.
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I appreciate your concern.
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You're right.He should be moved.
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Well, thank you.
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But I don't think
it's necessary
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to take him any fartherthan the Swamp.
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-But I--
-And to avoidthe inevitable argument,
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dismissed.
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"And the rest ofthe family is doing fine.
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San... Sandy Falcon,"
I think...
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-Yeah.
-"Asked about you.
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She still sweats..."
No, no, that's...
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Oh, she's sw..."She's
still sweet on you."
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-Hmm.
-Who's Sandy Falcon?
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A girl who used to dipmy pigtails in the inkwell.
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So obnoxious, she was voted
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most likely to marryout of her species.
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Oh. Uh, "Take care, son.
We're really--"
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Hold it, Radar.I'm ready to try again.
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-Oh, sir.
-Come on.
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I think I can do itthis time. Come on.
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Okay.
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Here... one, two.
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Get outta my light.
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Sir, do I haveto chase them again?
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No. Let 'em lay there
until they get it right.
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Finish reading the letter.
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Yes, sir.
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Uh, "Take care, son.
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We're connecting the dogs--"
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That's "counting
the days," Doodles.
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Oh, right."We're counting the days.
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"All my love."
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-Major Burns.
-What?
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Major Burnsis coming this way.
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[whistling]
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Pierce, you disgust me.
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That's right, Frank.
I discussed you with
everyone I know.
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They all think
you're disgusting.
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Handicapped people usuallyknow how to act properly.
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Oh, come on, Frank.I'm just trying to keep busy.
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Look. I even made your bunk.
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Did a good job, Pierce.
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But it's not regulation.
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The "U.S." goes on theoutside of the blanket.
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I wore thiswith just you in mind.
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You make me
want to throw up.
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See? It pays to dress.
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Hawkeye, did you reallymake Major Burns' bunk?
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Why not? I'm used toshort-sheeting in the dark.
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It's me--
Corporal Klinger.
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I heard the hairon your legs rustling.
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Hey, Hawk, is it okay if I goover to the Mess Tent?
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They got fried shrimp
for lunch,
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but you gotta be one ofthe first six guys in line.
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Bon appetit.
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-That mean yes?
-Yes! Yes.
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How you doing, Captain?
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I feel as goodas I look.
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Hey, Klinger,silk, right?
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Always bright and breezy.
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Listen, Captain,
I brought you somethin'.
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Good. Have her siton the edge of the bed
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and tell mewhen you're gone.
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Sorry, sir. All I got
for you is this.
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In case you ever
need us, just toot.
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[duck call]Perfect.
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It was either that
or a howitzer.
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I can't get my lipsaround a howitzer.
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[quack]
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Yes, sir.
What can I do for you?
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Works like a charm.
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Klinger, would you like toescort me to the art museum?
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We don't have
an art museum.
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Then I'll settlefor the latrine.
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Your limo awaits.
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Lead on, MacDuff.
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[clattering]
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-Don't hit that.
-I'm sorry.
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Low bridge.
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-We're outside.
-Uh-huh.
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I bet we're drawing staresfrom all the other couples.
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I look fabulous,
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but you look a trifle
frumpy in your fatigues.
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You never looked better to me.
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Here we are.
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Need any help in there?
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Not since I was 2.
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Watch your step.
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-Corporal Klinger.
-Ma'am.
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Colonel Potter wants
to see you on the double.
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00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,622
He needs your help
to pick out a present
for his wife.
259
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:07,928
I'm kinda busy, Major.
260
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,756
Are you disobeying
an order?
261
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,192
All right, Major,but you'll have to stay here
262
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,629
-and wait for Captain Pierce.-Very well.
263
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,027
-Oh, Margaret.
-That's very good.
264
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,464
It's your perfume:
Moon Over Fort Dix.
265
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,423
It's Forbidden Furlough.Where do you want to go?
266
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,164
Mess Tent. Then after that,
267
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,949
we can go over to your placeand play blindman's bluff.
268
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:31,734
-Savage.
-[grunting, hooting]
269
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,476
Head.
270
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:37,435
♪ I'll hear you
in my dreams ♪
271
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,481
♪ Call you in my dreams
272
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:42,310
♪ Le dee doo doo
da dee da ♪
273
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,616
- Here. You take him.- Right away, Margaret.
274
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,924
I'll bet I'm
the only hot potato
in this entire tent.
275
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,926
Here you go, Hawk.
276
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,711
Oh, how convenient.
It's in Braille.
277
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,495
Now let me tell youwhat they got.
278
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,062
No, no. Let me guess.
279
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,324
Creamed spinach.
280
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,717
Incredible.You can smell it?
281
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,022
No. I could hear it.
282
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,589
Uh, try a little of that.
283
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,331
Last week's bread?
284
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,115
Close.This week's meat loaf.
285
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,683
What you don't eat,they drop on the North Koreans.
286
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,206
Dodgers are down
to their last strike
287
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,730
as Hodges waits
on the two-two pitch.
288
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,035
Hodges.
289
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,255
Maglie delivers. Just inside.
290
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,560
Those Giants stink.
291
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,997
I think the Dodgerswill win.
292
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,433
[chuckles]
293
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,043
Oh, what's so funny?
294
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,175
Sir, the Giants
got 'em 3-1.
295
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,785
All they need
is one more out.
296
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,482
Oh?
297
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,963
Oh, well, uh, do you guysever bet on these things?
298
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,444
Okay. 3-1, Giants.
Two outs, two on,
299
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,490
bottom of the ninth. Three and two on Hodges.
300
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,405
Maglie deals. It's cut on
301
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,320
and belted to
deep left field.
302
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,193
Back goes Mueller. A-way back to the wall!
303
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,891
It's a three-run homer for Gil Hodges!
304
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,198
The Dodgers go from bums to kings and win 4-3!
305
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,243
[laughing]
306
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,462
Thanks, suckers.
307
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,159
[laughing]
308
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,597
Very good, Frank.
309
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,339
I bet he could have calledthat one in his sleep.
310
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,558
[Frank laughing]
311
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,825
Colonel, have I ever toldyou about our world-famous
312
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,871
Crabapple Cove
Lobster Festival?
313
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,046
Radar!
314
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,743
Go ahead, Hawkeye.I'm listening.
315
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,920
For two days and two nights,3,000 people do nothing
316
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,053
but drink beer
and gorge themselves
317
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,185
on the biggest, reddest,
juiciest lobsters
318
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,057
you've ever seen.
319
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,015
And then at sunset--
Hello, Radar.
320
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,365
-The boats start coming in.-Hold the boats.
321
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,412
Radar, what's this requisitionfor 300 rubber gloves?
322
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,892
We're almost out, sir.
323
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,545
On New Year's Eve,we used them for balloons.
324
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,373
-Oh, yeah.
-I remember one year
it got so cold,
325
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,159
-we bundled up
in rubber gloves.
-Right, Hawk.
326
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,596
Get me that requisitionfor blankets, Radar.
327
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,206
Yes, sir. Right away.
328
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,425
Where were we?
329
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,122
Oh, yeah,
the lobster festival.
330
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,471
Right.
331
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,560
One year I went downto a deserted cove
332
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,345
with, uh, three baskets
333
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,608
and a little homewreckernamed Sharon.
334
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,089
"Sharon Share Alike"we called her.
335
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:52,135
We were therefor four days.
336
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,833
Never got to the lobster.
337
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,618
[chuckles]
338
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,884
Four days and nevergot to the lobster.
339
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,975
[quack]
340
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,238
Colonel! Radar!
341
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,718
Oh, son, I'm sorry.
342
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,111
I thought I'd only beout for a second.
343
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,982
Forget it. I just got
a little nervous.
344
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,245
It would have been worseif you were here and snoring.
345
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,595
Hawkeye, this
is Radar O'Reilly
speaking to you now.
346
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,075
Uh-huh. How would you
like to take me
347
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,294
for a little walk, Radar?
348
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,686
Wanna hit some more
golf balls?
349
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,384
-No. Post-op.
-Okay.
350
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,081
Colonel, I'll be back laterto tell you the story
351
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,387
about the two priests
and a mule.
352
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,867
You'll get a kick
out of it.
353
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,520
-Door's always open.
-I hope so.
354
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,740
Otherwise,
I'll break my nose.
355
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,263
Radar, how'd you like
to get your money back
356
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,612
with Major Burns?
357
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,700
Is this doingsomethin' sneaky?
358
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,051
-Of course.
-Oh, boy.
359
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,184
Here's the bedpost.
360
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,230
-Welcome aboard.
-Thank you, Radar.
361
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,840
It's been wonderful
traveling with you.
362
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,450
Will you be needing me
anymore, sir?
363
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,974
Ah, no, but if you're
ever in town again,
364
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,976
I'll give you a call.
[quack quack]
365
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,238
-Beej?
-Yeah.
366
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,066
How's the, uh,
Straw kid doing?
367
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,198
Okay. We're about to sendhim down to the 121st.
368
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,373
I-I want to see him.
369
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,114
Right away.
370
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,203
-Mr. Straw.
-Yes.
371
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,118
I have here Hawkeye Pierce,
372
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,728
new boy in
your English class.
373
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,035
Ah, yes, Pierce.
374
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:09,386
Third row, second seat,big mouth.
375
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,737
The very same.
How you doing, Tom?
376
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,218
Not very well.
377
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:18,961
I tried to write a letterto my wife this morning.
378
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,485
I only got as far
as "Dear Marilyn."
379
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,227
Try "Darling,
I'm coming home."
380
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,099
She'll be thrilled.
381
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:29,580
How thrilled will she bewhen I tell her the rest?
382
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,105
Don't sell her short.
383
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,977
Captain, which one is"Straw, T.S., Lieutenant"?
384
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,196
Right here.
385
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,244
Movin' out, sir.
386
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,029
Movin' out.
387
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,856
I'd like you towrite to me, Hawkeye.
388
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,207
Only if you promise not
to send the letters
back corrected.
389
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,165
It's a deal.
390
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,298
I really want to knowhow things turn out for you.
391
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,560
Thanks.
392
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,170
Give my regards
to Mill Valley.
393
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,390
And remember me
to Union Square.
394
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,001
So long, guys.
395
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,568
-Bye.
-Bye-bye.
396
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,962
Bye.
397
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,577
Beej, let's get in thejeep and go for a ride.
398
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,708
-You drive.
-Hawkeye.
399
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,145
All right. I'll drive.
400
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,451
Look, will you settledown for five minutes?
401
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,583
Sit down.
402
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,456
I know what you'retryin' to do,
403
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,805
and I know how you feel.
404
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,372
No, I don't think you do.
405
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,113
You don't want to thinkabout what might happen,
406
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,549
so you keep running.
407
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,073
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
408
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,596
No. Look-look-look.
When Doctor Overman
409
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,772
comes in here
and unwraps my package,
410
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,904
I hope to God I'll have
my sight back, but--
411
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,648
Something fascinating's
been happening to me.
412
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,998
What's that, Hawk?
413
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,479
One part of the worldhas closed down for me,
414
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,960
but another part
has opened up.
415
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,615
Sure, I-I-I keep
picturing myself
416
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,225
sitting on a corner
with a tin cup
417
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,922
selling thermometers, but...
418
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,231
I'm going through somethinghere I didn't expect.
419
00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,583
This morning I spent
two incredible hours
420
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,064
listening to that--
that rainstorm.
421
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,286
And I- And I didn't
just hear it.
422
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,591
I was part of it.
423
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,985
I'll bet you have no idea
424
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,856
that-- that rain
hitting the ground
425
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,641
makes the same sound
as steaks
426
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,121
when they're barbecuing.
427
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,340
Or that...
428
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,604
thunder seems to echo forever.
429
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,131
And you wouldn't believewhat-- how funny it is
430
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,307
to hear somebody slip
and fall in the mud.
431
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,222
I b-- It had to be Burns.
432
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,573
Beej, this is full
of trapdoors,
433
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,791
but I, uh...
434
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:36,794
I think there may almost be
435
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,753
some kind of advantagein this.
436
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,584
I've never spent a moreconscious day in my life.
437
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,242
All right, Pierce.
438
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,721
This area's been
deemed off-limits
439
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,201
to personnel
in your condition,
440
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,768
and I'm giving youone minute to clear out,
441
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,074
-starting now.
-Frank.
442
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,336
Fifty-five seconds
and counting.
443
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,294
Frank, do us
a favor and defect.
444
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,382
All right.
That's it, Mister.
445
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,862
No more chances. Orderly!
446
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,429
All right, Frank.
Here we go!
447
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,691
This is your one chance
for a fair fight.
448
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,519
Oh, you askedfor it, Pierce.
449
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,042
I can take you
with both eyes tied
behind my back.
450
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,435
-Easy, easy, easy!
-Who's this?
451
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,697
-It's me.
-Where's Frank?
452
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,047
Able! Nurse! Nurse Able!
453
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,614
Do me a favor. Get him
outta here, will you?
454
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,399
Say something, Frank,so I'll know where to spit!
455
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,574
Who's this?
456
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,010
Able, it's Able.
457
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,491
He's lucky
you stepped in.
458
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,363
You're lucky I didn'tlet him kill you.
459
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,933
Girls, we have company.
460
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,326
Oh, hi, Hawkeye.
461
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,372
At ease. Smoke 'em
if you got 'em.
462
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,463
Oh! Gotta be
Bigelow.
463
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,813
-How'd you know?
-Never mind.
464
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,423
What can we getfor you, Hawkeye?
465
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:43,165
I just had it a second ago.
466
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,515
Listen. Uh, could he come
back in a little while?
467
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,430
I was gonna undress
and take a shower.
468
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,866
Well, don't
let me stop you.
469
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,390
I won't see anything.
470
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,261
And you can throw me outif I so much as drool.
471
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,349
Go on.
472
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,569
That's one.
473
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,051
Well, I can't do it
with him in here.
474
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,576
Oh, come on, Lieutenant.He can't see anything.
475
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,840
Okay, Hawkeye,
but no more comments.
476
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,973
[humming striptease music]
477
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,063
It's no good.
478
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,456
D'you want more sax?
479
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,241
Oh, forget it, Hawkeye.
Come on.
480
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,546
You gotta get outta here.
481
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,721
Wait a second.Wait a minute.
482
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,158
Wait a minute,wait a minute.
483
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,289
Chopper's coming.
484
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,693
[chuckles]
485
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,869
It's a pleasure working
in here today, sir.
486
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,262
How so, Major?
487
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,699
Well, we're busy,
lots of casualties.
488
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:39,830
Terrific.
489
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,354
And no sign of Pierce.
490
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,877
[laughs]
491
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,056
Party's over, Frank.
492
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,753
Sir, isn't it
against regulations
493
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,407
to have a blind man
in surgery?
494
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,670
Ask Captain Pierce.
495
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,845
He's chief surgeon.
496
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,020
Be nice, Frank.
497
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,892
I'll let you sign my face.
498
00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,328
[scoffs]
499
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,243
Boy here took a bulletin the abdomen.
500
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,766
Yeah? What are the damages?
501
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:03,985
Not too serious.
502
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,247
Lacerated iliac artery.
503
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,901
-Clamp.
-Clamp.
504
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,468
Wonder what the patientwould think if he woke up
505
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,773
and saw me standing over him.
506
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:10,948
He'd know he wasin the army.
507
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,081
-Clamp.
-Clamp.
508
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,605
Beej, you oughta
sit back sometime
509
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,912
and listen to the war.
510
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,348
It sounds as bad as it looks.
511
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,828
Are you ready
to close, Doctor?
512
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,133
Was that intestine perforated?
513
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,266
I'm getting
a whiff of bowel.
514
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,354
I ran it. It was okay,
515
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,226
but I wantedto check it again.
516
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,838
You're right.There's a small nick.
517
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,189
Who was that masked man?
518
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,418
HAWKEYE:
Indians lead it 5-4
519
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,333
in the bottom of the ninth.
520
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,465
One out, and the Yanks better get something going here.
521
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,989
-[imitating crowd noises]-Rizutto steps back in.
522
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,557
The pitch...
swung on and missed.
523
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,690
Strike two.
524
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,039
O and 2 to Rizutto.
525
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,346
Big Bob Lemon
goes into his windup.
526
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,217
-[imitating crowd noises]-Here comes the pitch.
527
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:05,089
-[knock]-Line drive! Base hit to left!
528
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,396
How about that!
Listen to that crowd!
529
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,051
-[imitating crowd noises]-It's 5-4, Indians.
530
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,053
One out in the
bottom of the ninth.
531
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,576
Coming up for the
Yankees, Gil McDougal.
532
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,317
Red Hots!Get your Red Hots!
533
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,841
Peanuts here! Goulash!
534
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:21,454
Here's the next pitch.
Swung on and missed.
535
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,890
Strike one.
536
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,065
The infield looks for a bunt.
537
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,719
What do you say, kid?
You and me now.
538
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,547
Here, burn it in.
Right in here.
Come on, baby.
539
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,200
Windup and the pitch.
540
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,637
Swing and a miss. Strike two.
541
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,203
[knock]
542
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,380
Wait a minute.
He caught part of it.
543
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,859
Ball rolls down to short.
544
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,253
Picked up, over to second, back to first.
545
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:41,822
Double play. Cleveland wins it 5-4.
546
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:45,956
That score again--Cleveland 5, Yankees 4.
547
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,654
That'll do it for tonight.
548
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,265
This is Bryan Moxey
signing off.
549
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,659
This program will be
repeated at 1200 hours
550
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:55,966
on the Armed Forces
Radio Network.
551
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,577
[playing tone]
552
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,712
Sorry I was late, Hawkeye.I couldn't get a chopper.
553
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,192
That's all right.I was just sitting around
554
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,846
listening to myself sweat.
555
00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:14,333
Now, Hawkeye,
shade your eyes.
556
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,603
Now open them slowly.
557
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:35,397
Well?
558
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:38,966
Five, right?
559
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,881
Yeah. [chuckle]
560
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,187
They work.
561
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,102
[all congratulating]
562
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:47,583
MAN [on P.A.]: Here's the results of yesterday's game.
563
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,368
Yanks 8, Indians 1.
564
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,152
For those who'd
like to collect,
565
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:52,936
Major Burns is in post-op.
566
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,329
Well, that score
can't be right.
567
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:55,939
I listened to
the game and...
568
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,506
[quacking]
569
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,073
Major...
570
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,944
Frank, I want
my $10 now!
571
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,946
[all shouting]
572
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,428
Thanks.
573
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,299
-Thanks, Major.
-Thanks, Jim.
574
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:16,656
That compound is themost beautiful thing
575
00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,962
I've ever seen.
576
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:21,878
Congratulations, Hawkeye.
You're a lucky guy.
577
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:24,925
Yeah, I got lucky twice.
578
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,405
First I got the chanceto see without my eyes,
579
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,842
and then I got 'em back.
580
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,800
FRANK:Aw, come on, you guys!
581
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,847
-Wait a minute!
-[shouting]
582
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,779
Nurses?
583
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:54,607
Hawkeye, what happened?
584
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:55,651
Temporary relapse.
585
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,218
They were working
okay this morning,
586
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,393
and then they went.
587
00:23:58,393 --> 00:23:59,960
-[groaning]
-How awful.
588
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,614
Well, it's not permanent.
589
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,354
The, uh, the doctor saysthey'll be okay in a few days.
590
00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,052
You poor guy.
591
00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:06,836
Well, what can I
tell you, girls?
592
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,447
I need all the
sympathy I can get.
593
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,144
Well, is there
something we can do?
594
00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,711
No, you just go ahead and dowhatever you were doing.
595
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,190
You know, uh, set your hair,
596
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,279
iron your undies,
get undressed.
597
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:18,848
Oh, isn't it awful?
A relapse.
598
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,546
Maybe we couldcure it.
599
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,634
How?
600
00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,507
I don't think I
should have done that.
601
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,117
Out!
602
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:28,728
-Watch it! Watch it!
-Get him outta here!
603
00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:30,120
Watch the eyes!
604
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,122
[all shouting]
605
00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:39,042
[theme music playing]
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