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And then, he or she leaves
the money with the cashier
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and then brings home
the items you requested.
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Ian, it's impossible.
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You can't train a dog
to go grocery shopping.
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I can't even train you
to go grocery shopping.
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- Because that's dog work.
- Hey, wait, wait.
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Aren't you gonna offer to
help Mr. Norwood with his bags?
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Dad, if I offered to help every person
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carry their bags for them, they...
I could be rich.
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I'll call it
letmecarryallyourbagsforyou.com.
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That's a great idea.
You know why it works?
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'Cause you can picture it
on the side of an arena.
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- Ah, let me help you with these.
- Thanks, Mike.
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Next time, I'll splurge.
I'll buy some with wheels.
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Ah, sorry. Ian would've helped
you with your bags, but he...
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I don't even know how
to finish that sentence. Sorry.
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It's all right. Kids these days.
You know, they're in their own world.
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This whole twerking, you know,
I mean, is that a hell of a thing?
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Okay, is this it?
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I think we're over the weight limit.
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Hopefully, that's a ballpark number.
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You must be going on quite a trip.
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You know, I love New York.
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But there's one thing
New York doesn't have:
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- waterslides.
- Yeah, that's why they call it the...
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- city that never slides.
- When I was a kid, I loved waterslides.
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So as a treat to my younger self,
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I'm gonna take a waterslide
tour of the lower Southwest.
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So if anybody comes looking for me,
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- you tell 'em that's where I am.
- I'll be sure to spread the word.
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Hands up, Norwood!
You're under arrest.
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Man, they must take that weight
limit thing pretty seriously.
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There's a lotta cops down there.
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I can't believe there was a fugitive
living 10 feet from our children.
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I can't believe I missed the story.
Channel 6 got the scoop on this,
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and their weather map still
shows the Soviet Union.
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Eh, don't beat yourself
up, Dad. So you missed
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the fact that our neighbor
was an infamous mobster
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who's been in hiding
for the last 20 years.
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I mean, where's the story there?
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This just in..."local man's
love for daughter fading fast."
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Hey, if it makes you feel any better,
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- Norwood had everyone fooled.
- Not me. I always knew
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- there was something up with that guy.
- You knew?
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The guy whose shirt is on
backwards and inside out.
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- And it's my shirt.
- Yeah, well, I found it in my drawer.
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Makes the guns pop.
Bingo. Bango.
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Okay, what do we tell Graham?
Because he was friends with Norwood.
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- There are a lot of police outside.
- That's true.
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They're here to take
Mr. Norwood to a farm.
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- A farm?
- That worked with his gerbil.
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I thought they were taking
him to jail for being a mobster.
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And they're pretty
much raising themselves
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- at this point.
- Yeah, yep.
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Hey, Harris.
What are you doing here?
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Hey, Leigh.
This is a little awkward,
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but after our thing the other night,
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- I think I left my watch.
- Oh, yeah.
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I can't tell you how my
guys have left stuff here.
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I mean, not that many.
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Just like the regular amount
for a woman my... come in.
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- I'll just look for the watch.
- Oh, this is a nice place.
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It looks different with my clothes on.
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Well, I don't see any
watches, but it could...
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- I'm sorry.
- Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe I could interest
you in some cufflinks.
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No, well,
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if the watch turns up,
you know where to find me.
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Look, the other
night was a lot of fun.
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- Huh?
- But it can't happen again.
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- Can you imagine with Mike?
- Oh, yeah.
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With his boss and best friend
sleeping with his sister?
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He would not handle that well.
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Let's just chalk this
up to a one-time thing.
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Or maybe a two-time thing.
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- But now, really, this has got to be it.
- Otherwise, what?
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We start sneaking around
so Mike won't find out?
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Running off at odd hours
of the night, you know,
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coming up with elaborate cover stories.
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Wearing wigs to
each other's apartments
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- so we wouldn't be recognized.
- Yeah.
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It sounds... awful.
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Okay. So a three-time thing.
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Hey, buddy. How you doing?
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So according to Cha...
Channel 6,
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our old neighbor stole a
lotta money over the years,
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most of which is unaccounted for.
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Luckily, we had
someone on the inside.
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You know, Graham,
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sometimes the best way to
deal with losing a friend
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is to talk about everything
he's ever said to you.
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A few days ago, he gave me a statue,
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told me to hang on
to it for safekeeping.
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Those are his exact words?
"Hold on to it for safekeeping"?
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Graham, do you know how
valuable this statue could be?
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- Where'd you put it?
- Um...
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Maybe we'll get lucky
and it'll be on top.
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- At least it's dry.
- Yeah, it...
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I don't think they're gonna find it.
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And you know how they say
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that no one ever makes it out
of a North Korean prison alive.
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I may have missed the Norwood story,
but my intuition was
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still sharp enough to know
that Susan was about to rip into me.
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Well, it's true.
I mean, when I finally left there,
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I was clinically dead.
I mean, I saw god.
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- Hi, Mike.
- Damn it!
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Excuse me for a minute.
Hey, Mike, you have a second?
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All right, let's hear it.
I know you've probably been
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saving up Norwood jokes all morning.
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- Give me your best shot.
- What are you talking about?
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That could've happened to
anyone, I mean, all we have to
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care about now is where
Norwood stashed that cash.
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Wow. Cool.
I appreciate your professionalism.
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- I'm right on it.
- Good.
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If you need any help, just
ask my new assistant Al.
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- Al Capone.
- I'm her assistant, see?
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I'm sorry, Mike, she's
making me do this.
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This is all you got?
You got Doug in a cheap, rented suit?
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- This is my suit.
- I was expecting
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phone calls from Tony Soprano all day,
or a horse's head on my chair.
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- You're losing your touch.
- Yeah, maybe.
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But then again, you know,
I'm not the investigative journalist
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who had no idea that there was
a fugitive right under my nose.
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At least I've been
working with the same nose
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- my whole career.
- Ooh. Golly, Mike.
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You always manage to get the last laugh.
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And there's a stuffed
horse's head on my chair.
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Harris.
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- Huh?
- There you are.
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Listen, I know what
you're thinking, buddy,
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and let me just promise you...
I haven't lost my touch.
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Mike, I guarantee you
that's not what I was thinking.
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Because the thing is I thought
I could come back to work
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and just pick up where I left off,
but that's unfair to me.
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- Yeah, totally unfair, so...
- What it boils down to is...
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- Right, right. Boil it.
- I've been out of the game
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for a while, but like any
great athlete, it's gonna
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take me a while to get those
muscles back in shape again.
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Yeah, so get back out
there, champ! Immediately.
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That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna get an exclusive
interview with Norwood,
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and I'm gonna find out
where that money is.
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No need to know the process.
Just dazzle me with the results.
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I will, 'cause from now on...
nothing gets by me.
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That was close.
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Maybe we shouldn't do this
at your office anymore.
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Yeah, you're right.
Anyone can see us.
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It's just an...
unnecessary... risk.
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- I'll lock the door.
- Don't.
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You wanna be bad?
You wanna be bad?
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You wanna be bad, huh?
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I've been worried Norwood may had
a bad influence on the kids.
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I was making a statement to the police
when they were taking him away.
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Graham accused me of flipping.
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Annie, you're a great mother.
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One mobster isn't gonna undo years
of loving and attentive parenting.
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- What's going on?
- What do you mean?
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You're acting super weird today.
You didn't second-guess my parenting.
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You didn't call any of the
girls at anthropologie a bitch.
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You haven't complained
about the royal baby once.
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- You're seeing someone.
- No.
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Yes, you are!
You're seeing someone!
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Since when?
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You always talk about the guys you date!
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You even told me about the
undercover CIA agent you were seeing,
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- and that was technically treason.
- He wasn't a CIA agent.
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He played a CIA agent...
in a confidence scheme...
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that I fell for.
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So why would you wanna
keep this guy a secret?
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Unless...
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you think maybe he's the one,
but you're afraid you'll jinx it.
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That's it. Exactly.
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Now, let's change the subject
before we ruin my relationship.
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Hey, say no more!
I totally respect your privacy.
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What's Leigh's email password?
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I thought you were
gonna respect her privacy.
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Well, that's just something people say.
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Yeah, something people
who respect privacy say.
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I know who it is.
It's the doorman.
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I've definitely noticed them flirting.
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Oh, Mike.
He would be so good for her.
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He's courteous, responsible,
always opens the door for you.
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You realize you're just
describing a doorman, right?
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Besides, if he's into
anyone, he's into me.
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No, I'm serious.
Whenever he has a delivery,
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he always puts a little
spin on the word "package."
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- Nice.
- That's what he says.
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- You have enough questions for Norwood?
- I... I think so.
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I had to strong-arm the D.A.
to get an hour with this guy.
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I gotta make it count.
The people deserve answers.
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My husband, so noble and relentless.
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Then I'm gonna rub those answers
in Susan's stupid face.
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- Also a little bit petty.
- It's "penis", by the way.
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I'm in.
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So it must get lonely down here,
opening doors for people all day.
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You have anybody special at
home opening doors for you?
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- I have a, uh, doorman at my place.
- No, I mean...
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- I mean, are you seeing anybody?
- Ah.
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Andy, it's me!
It's Mrs. Henry from 5A!
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I used to call you Adam for a while.
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- You can talk to me.
- Okay, yes.
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There is someone, but we're
trying to keep it quiet.
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- My job makes it... complicated.
- Complicated. Gotcha.
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Just so you know...
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I'm rooting for you and Leigh.
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Leigh?
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The woman in 1A that keeps
badmouthing the royal baby?
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No. No.
No, my girlfriend's name is Tricia.
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The mail lady?
Why does that need to be a secret?
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Oh, it would be quite the scandal
in the lobby community.
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It really would.
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- Harris?
- Hey! Annie!
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- What are you doing here?
- I'm here to see, uh... Mike.
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And bring him flowers.
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- Flowers?
- Yeah, that's right.
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You know, I think it's sad
that a male friend can't bring
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another male friend
flowers just because.
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I mean, I don't mean
to direct this at you.
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It's about society as a whole.
Well, anyway, what's new with you?
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Give me the latest on Annie Henry.
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Oh, I'm just preoccupied
with this whole Leigh thing.
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Oh, Leigh, your sister-in-law, right?
Yeah, what about her?
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She's dating some guy,
won't say who it is.
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And apparently... he's the one.
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Really? The one?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, what...
what fun for her...
231
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and whoever the guy might be.
Listen, I gotta go.
232
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,733
So make sure Mike puts those
in water with a crushed aspirin.
233
00:11:11,751 --> 00:11:14,086
They'll last longer.
234
00:11:16,807 --> 00:11:21,060
- You have to pu...
- Yeah.
235
00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:24,947
- Yeah, and you go through it.
- Ease out...
236
00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:30,186
Mike. Mikey!
You are a sight for sore eyes.
237
00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:33,889
- I gotta tell you, prison's really rough.
- Not enough waterslides for you?
238
00:11:33,923 --> 00:11:36,525
You know, they say that you should
beat up a guy the first day. Heh.
239
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:40,362
Easier said than done. A lot of
these guys, they're really strong.
240
00:11:40,397 --> 00:11:42,398
Well, I'm sorry to
hear that, Mr. Norwood.
241
00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:45,401
Or should I say
Joey "the Lip" Baldino?
242
00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:50,939
This guy was going down.
Two men enter, one man leaves.
243
00:11:50,957 --> 00:11:54,543
Of course, the other man was
handcuffed to the table, but still.
244
00:11:54,578 --> 00:11:57,580
Let's dive right in.
Millions of dollars are unaccounted...
245
00:11:57,614 --> 00:11:59,081
Before we get into that,
can I ask you something?
246
00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:01,783
Shoot, Joey.
Uh, figure of speech.
247
00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:03,469
You really didn't know who I was?
248
00:12:03,503 --> 00:12:07,866
I mean, really?
How could you not know?!
249
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,824
You lived next door to me for ten years!
250
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:14,630
That, sir, is a bald-faced lie.
251
00:12:14,648 --> 00:12:16,952
It was actually 11.
252
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,462
So you had no clue.
253
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,068
I mean, whenever we would
watch Goodfellas together,
254
00:12:24,102 --> 00:12:25,937
I'd sit on the couch.
I'd be yelling...
255
00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:29,274
- "No! No! No! They got it all wrong!"
- Well, I definitely noticed
256
00:12:29,308 --> 00:12:30,925
you were a bad person
to watch a movie with.
257
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,910
But it's not like we spent
that much time together.
258
00:12:32,928 --> 00:12:34,412
What are you talking about?
259
00:12:34,446 --> 00:12:37,031
You used to come over to play poker.
Man, you'd clean up.
260
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:40,101
Yeah, when you move as much as
I do, everything seems like a tell.
261
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,936
Yeah. That's why the
guys loved you so much,
262
00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:43,671
which is probably why
they never shook you down.
263
00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:47,742
So these poker games involved
some of your associates?
264
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:50,678
- On occasion.
- So would you say
265
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,463
I successfully infiltrated
your poker game?
266
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:57,585
- Not really.
- Could you say it?
267
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:05,977
...how bad I smell?
Ugh, is there still yogurt in my hair?
268
00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:08,563
- Yes, everywhere.
- Ugh.
269
00:13:08,614 --> 00:13:11,115
- Hey, guys, great seeing you.
- Yeah, great for you, maybe.
270
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,717
We spent the last two
days in the garbage.
271
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,352
You know, a lot of people
272
00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:16,471
throw out handfuls of
band-aids down that chute.
273
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:19,791
In the future when a
mobster gives you a statue,
274
00:13:19,825 --> 00:13:22,827
- you don't throw it out.
- Well, again, great seeing you.
275
00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:25,713
Why arare you being so weird?
Hey.
276
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,900
- Hey, what's under that pillow?
- This is my private space.
277
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:32,303
Oh.
Well, yeah, that checks out.
278
00:13:32,338 --> 00:13:34,255
All right, then.
Hey, we'll just be on our...
279
00:13:34,306 --> 00:13:35,306
Sneak attack!
280
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,491
- Aghh!
- The statue!
281
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:40,545
- Graham! Why did you lie to us?
- Because you said it was valuable,
282
00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,446
and I'm gonna trade it to
friend Ben for a cool rock.
283
00:13:42,464 --> 00:13:44,703
- No!
- Are you crazy?
284
00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:47,017
Graham! There's probablyomething
really valuable inside,
285
00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:49,821
like a stolen diamond or an
even more valuable owl statue!
286
00:13:49,855 --> 00:13:51,589
We gotta break it open!
287
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:55,059
N...you can't break this open.
This is crime memorabilia.
288
00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:57,395
We can sell this online
and get like $500.
289
00:13:57,429 --> 00:13:59,997
You know what's cooler than $500?
$5 million.
290
00:14:00,032 --> 00:14:02,817
Uh, yeah.
No one's arguing the other side of that.
291
00:14:02,851 --> 00:14:04,102
I'm just saying if we break this open,
292
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,854
and there's nothing inside,
then it will be totally worthless.
293
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:08,706
- You're worthless!
- I want the rock!
294
00:14:08,741 --> 00:14:11,075
Whoa! No!
Don't just stand there!
295
00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:13,194
Graham!
296
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:27,325
I caught it! Did you see that?
297
00:14:27,359 --> 00:14:29,877
Wait, I wanted it to break.
298
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:31,379
Oh!
299
00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:33,097
Could you guys kill
each other more quietly?
300
00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:34,382
I'm trying to get through
Aunt Leigh's emails.
301
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,368
Oh! Great.
Mom can be the tiebreaker.
302
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:40,171
Okay, so Mr. Norwood
gave Graham this owl
303
00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:41,872
a few days before he was arrested.
304
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,324
- Ian wants to break it open.
- Yeah.
305
00:14:43,358 --> 00:14:46,828
Graham wants to trade it for a rock,
and I want to sell it on ebay.
306
00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:51,132
All good ideas. I'm gonna
go with none of them.
307
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:56,421
- Okay, we're taking that to the police.
- Oh, Mom. You're the worst.
308
00:14:56,455 --> 00:15:01,826
- Hey. Never speak against the family.
- Thank you, Graham.
309
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,562
Maybe Norwood wasn't
such a bad influence.
310
00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:09,166
- Forget about it.
- Okay, I think he... yeah, he was.
311
00:15:13,922 --> 00:15:18,008
- Leigh.
- Damn it! You knew it was me?
312
00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:20,611
I thought for sure this would
throw people off the scent.
313
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,548
You know, this is why you
never cheap out on a wig.
314
00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:25,733
No, I was just not
expecting to see you tonight.
315
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:29,704
I don't feel so great. Do
not eat scallops in winter.
316
00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:31,655
Oh. We don't have to go to dinner.
317
00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:34,825
We could just stay in and
watch a show on Netflix.
318
00:15:34,843 --> 00:15:36,677
I've heard good things about
Lilyhammer,
319
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,846
but it's two seasons so
it's kind of a commitment.
320
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:43,308
- I don't want a commitment!
- Oh. All right, this is weird.
321
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:46,670
- What's going on?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
322
00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:50,074
You know, Annie told me what you
said about me being "the one,"
323
00:15:50,108 --> 00:15:53,044
and don't take this
personally, but uh-uh.
324
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:56,797
Oh, relax, buddy.
I just said that to Annie
325
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,282
so that she would get off my back.
326
00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:01,952
Believe me, if there is "a one",
it is definitely not you.
327
00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:05,178
Oh, thank god.
You know, it's just...
328
00:16:05,179 --> 00:16:09,426
I'm happy with the way things are going.
You know, actually,
329
00:16:09,444 --> 00:16:11,529
I can't remember the last
time I had this much fun.
330
00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:13,364
To tell you the truth,
331
00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:15,666
this is all I think about
when we're not together.
332
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,336
Yeah, me too.
I can't get you off my mind.
333
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,087
And I can't concentrate
at work because I'm...
334
00:16:20,122 --> 00:16:22,073
Just thinking of ways
to sneak off to see you.
335
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,025
Yeah!
336
00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:31,475
- Does that mean...
- Maybe you are the one.
337
00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:34,869
- Damn it.
- Damn it.
338
00:16:34,903 --> 00:16:36,153
It's all right.
339
00:16:36,188 --> 00:16:37,555
Oh, hey, Mike, what are you doing,
340
00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:39,056
looking at the footage
of your interview?
341
00:16:39,074 --> 00:16:40,825
- Yep. It's a triumph.
- Oh, good.
342
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:42,627
- So much good stuff.
- Don't you remember?
343
00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:44,495
You gave me that spare
key to your apartment?
344
00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:46,130
Mike: Yeah, but that was
just to water my plants.
345
00:16:46,164 --> 00:16:47,798
And when I get home, I'm counting them.
346
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,217
Almost too much.
Let me turn this off.
347
00:16:49,268 --> 00:16:50,818
- Mm-hmm.
- Bill! Randall!
348
00:16:50,852 --> 00:16:52,320
Come here!
Come here!
349
00:16:52,354 --> 00:16:54,822
- This is the guy I was telling you about!
- Oh, no! No, no, no.
350
00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:57,474
This is Mike Henry!
He had no clue! Honest to god.
351
00:16:57,492 --> 00:16:59,310
It turns out Bill and
Randall were big fans.
352
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:02,997
Mm-hmm. Well, that's good,
Because they're our key demographic.
353
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:04,315
- I signed a few autographs.
- Uh-huh.
354
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,834
In crayon, 'cause it's hard
to make a shiv out of a crayon.
355
00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:08,619
Yeah, I know how
to make a shiv, Mike.
356
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,756
You know what, Mike? I think
you've done enough on this project.
357
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,657
I'm gonna follow the money
trail from here on out, okay?
358
00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:16,460
- We'll see about that.
- He had no idea they were
359
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,576
- filled with cash.
- Could somebody turn this off?
360
00:17:21,856 --> 00:17:24,825
Susan wants take over
the Norwood story.
361
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,174
I don't know.
Maybe it's for the best.
362
00:17:26,239 --> 00:17:28,249
I'm tired of dealing
with that sociopath.
363
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,801
And Norwood.
364
00:17:29,835 --> 00:17:31,502
Mike, the interview's
gonna cut together fine.
365
00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:33,354
I mean, you got a great angle.
366
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:35,323
What you don't know about
your neighbor may surprise you.
367
00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:37,508
Ooh!
Am I on the wrong side of the mic?
368
00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:39,610
- Because that sounded good.
- I don't know, Harris.
369
00:17:39,645 --> 00:17:41,762
Maybe five years is too
long to be out of the game.
370
00:17:41,814 --> 00:17:44,048
There was a time when
nothing would get by me.
371
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:47,685
Like the creases in your shirt tell
me it's the spare one from your desk,
372
00:17:47,719 --> 00:17:50,054
which means you slept over
at a woman's last night.
373
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,823
Maybe I just sat weird.
374
00:17:51,857 --> 00:17:53,324
And apparently, her
apartment is near mine.
375
00:17:53,358 --> 00:17:55,392
W-w-what would make you say that?
376
00:17:55,410 --> 00:17:57,620
You got a poppy seed in
your tooth, and you only like
377
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:59,831
the poppy seed bagels from
the deli in my neighborhood.
378
00:17:59,865 --> 00:18:02,283
I had a craving.
And it's only 40 blocks.
379
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:07,705
Well, that explains that.
But what it doesn't explain... is this.
380
00:18:07,739 --> 00:18:12,343
- Well, this isn't marshalls.
- How did you know she was in there?
381
00:18:12,377 --> 00:18:14,846
I didn't even know she was in there.
382
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,514
I was waiting for the
right moment to surprise you.
383
00:18:16,548 --> 00:18:18,082
Well, it would've
been more of a surprise
384
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,750
If you didn't reset
the thermostat to 75.
385
00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:22,803
- Harris likes it cool.
- You know, he does run hot.
386
00:18:22,855 --> 00:18:25,422
He usually has to take
a cold shower right after we...
387
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,807
Well, I should've known.
388
00:18:26,859 --> 00:18:30,761
I can't keep a secret from Mike Henry.
You haven't lost a step.
389
00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:33,231
I mean, you're like Batman
crossed with the Mentalist.
390
00:18:33,265 --> 00:18:35,483
Ooh, I watched the
hell out of that show.
391
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:39,487
Well, objectively speaking,
that thermostat thing was inspired.
392
00:18:39,538 --> 00:18:41,989
- I scare myself sometimes.
- You know what?
393
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:47,495
- The bat mentalist, he doesn't gloat.
- Mike, what about us? Are you mad?
394
00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:51,332
What, about you two?
No, you're both...
395
00:18:52,371 --> 00:18:54,467
sort of adults.
396
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:56,921
What do you have to say about that?
397
00:18:56,955 --> 00:18:58,839
I guess we don't have
to sneak around anymore.
398
00:18:58,891 --> 00:19:00,558
Yeah.
399
00:19:00,592 --> 00:19:05,096
- We don't have to sneak around anymore.
- No more wigs...
400
00:19:07,432 --> 00:19:12,049
- Huh.
- Huh.
401
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,274
Sorry we got your statue taken away.
402
00:19:16,308 --> 00:19:17,525
But we found some cool
stuff from the tra...
403
00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:21,078
- Store. From the store.
- Yeah.
404
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:27,625
All right. We're square.
405
00:19:29,087 --> 00:19:31,822
Life's funny.
You wake up every day with no idea
406
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,658
of what you might discover.
407
00:19:37,796 --> 00:19:40,565
Maybe it's love.
408
00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:42,833
What do you mean, you can't
get me in to see Norwood?
409
00:19:42,851 --> 00:19:45,937
Oh, it didn't pan out?
Well, maybe you're not gonna pan out.
410
00:19:45,971 --> 00:19:48,785
Oh man, you've gotta stop crying.
411
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,559
Listen, a lot of people's
wives are pregnant.
412
00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:54,061
Or sometimes, it's
the answer to a mystery.
413
00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:56,631
If you're still following
the money trail, you might
414
00:19:56,632 --> 00:19:59,150
check into the house Norwood's
mother bought last month.
415
00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:02,019
It's a pretty big purchase for a woman
who's been dead for five years.
416
00:20:02,037 --> 00:20:05,790
Wh... there's no... there's no...
How did... how did you know this?
417
00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,124
Well, it's an old
money laundering trick.
418
00:20:07,159 --> 00:20:12,461
It's something you pick up if you
play poker with your neighbors.
419
00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,248
And sometimes these things
turn out to be a surprise.
420
00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:17,368
So Harris and Leigh broke up.
421
00:20:17,386 --> 00:20:20,087
And sometimes they play out
pretty much how you expected.
422
00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:21,922
Did you know he was
the one she was dating?
423
00:20:21,974 --> 00:20:24,809
Of course, I knew.
I gave them my blessing.
424
00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:28,346
I figure if I hadn't, they would've
gotten married just to spite me.
425
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:31,148
So what are we gonna do with this guy?
426
00:20:31,183 --> 00:20:33,267
Well, I told the kids we were
taking him to the police, so...
427
00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:35,102
- Break it wide open?
- That's what I'm thinking.
428
00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:37,521
Oops.
429
00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:42,326
- Parkinson's.
- Hey! Hey! Hey! What's this?
430
00:20:44,246 --> 00:20:46,280
It's a letter.
431
00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:51,535
"But no matter what you find,
never stop searching."
432
00:20:51,569 --> 00:20:55,906
Well, that's...
total nonsense.
433
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:58,376
"Bet on endless summer
to win the derby."
434
00:20:58,410 --> 00:21:00,344
Wait a minute. This is...
435
00:21:00,379 --> 00:21:03,329
Five years old.
Already checked.
436
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,469
Damn it!
437
00:21:07,648 --> 00:21:11,286
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