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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,187 --> 00:00:04,283 So Kurt Cobain threw his guitar and it hit you in the head? 2 00:00:04,318 --> 00:00:05,442 - Yep. - Amazing. 3 00:00:05,477 --> 00:00:09,471 Oh my god. The ten seconds, before I passed out, was actual nirvana. 4 00:00:09,506 --> 00:00:12,286 I was listening to a bootleg of a Vampire Weekend concert, 5 00:00:12,438 --> 00:00:15,039 and that raw energy just shot out of those earbuds. 6 00:00:15,073 --> 00:00:17,809 "Earbuds"? Oh, my god. I should slap you in the mouth. 7 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:21,529 No, Eve, you have got to be there to get the full experience of a live concert. 8 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,681 One thing about Mom... she'll let you do anything 9 00:00:23,715 --> 00:00:25,066 if she thinks it's her idea. 10 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,934 Well, now that you mention it, Vampire Weekend 11 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,553 - is coming to town... - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 12 00:00:28,587 --> 00:00:31,789 No, I already said no to this. She's working you like a speed bag. 13 00:00:31,807 --> 00:00:33,624 - Eve. - Mom, help me out here. 14 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:37,912 - I want memories. I want a concussion. - Isn't that an either/or thing? 15 00:00:37,946 --> 00:00:39,547 No, listen. Your Dad and I are a team. 16 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,349 If he says no, the answer is no. 17 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,201 Let's boogie, honey. Reservation's in ten minutes. 18 00:00:43,235 --> 00:00:45,620 - Sorry, kiddo. Sorry. - Mike, Annie, a word. 19 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:46,788 - Here's one... - No. 20 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,673 Great stuff, Dad. There's that irrepressible Henry wit. 21 00:00:49,691 --> 00:00:52,943 This will only take a nano. I wanted to revisit the whole 22 00:00:52,961 --> 00:00:55,246 Graham-gets-the-big-room- I-get-the-small-room issue. 23 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,983 - I made a tiny PowerPoint presentation... - You have an I.Q. of 150. 24 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:02,119 Why are you wasting your time and energy on who gets a bigger room? 25 00:01:02,153 --> 00:01:04,555 I'm trying to start a business... 152, P.S. 26 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:06,390 And by the way, how am I supposed to feel like an adult 27 00:01:06,424 --> 00:01:08,609 when I'm in this tiny room sleeping on a race car bed 28 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:12,296 and Graham's in that huge room pretending the floor is lava? 29 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:16,200 Lucy! No! Guys, help! 30 00:01:16,235 --> 00:01:17,885 - Oh, sweetie. - Lucy's gone. 31 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,105 - Let's save ourselves. - Oh... 32 00:01:21,139 --> 00:01:23,724 I miss them already. 33 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,629 I totally don't. 34 00:01:33,151 --> 00:01:35,703 - Excuse me... - It's okay. 35 00:01:35,754 --> 00:01:38,255 Uh, no, that wasn't "excuse me." 36 00:01:38,273 --> 00:01:41,392 I was going for, uh... "excuse me?" 37 00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:43,778 - Okay, I got it. - Doesn't seem like you do. 38 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,313 Let me explain to you how elevators work. 39 00:01:45,347 --> 00:01:47,231 Ding. Elevator doors open. 40 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:50,868 The people inside exit, and then the new passengers come in. 41 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,137 It's been that way for thousands of years. 42 00:01:53,171 --> 00:01:55,448 - Well, thousands... - Are we done? 43 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,708 Uh, we were... until you said that. 44 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,243 - Can you believe this guy, Mike? - Uh... 45 00:01:59,261 --> 00:02:01,646 Annie has a strong sense of justice. 46 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,898 I have a strong sense of wanting to get along with my neighbors. 47 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:07,284 But can I say something to Annie in these situations? 48 00:02:07,302 --> 00:02:10,354 - No, I cannot. - Listen, I don't know what cave 49 00:02:10,388 --> 00:02:12,490 you dragged your knuckles out of... 50 00:02:12,524 --> 00:02:14,075 - Honey, our reservation... - ...but in this building... 51 00:02:14,126 --> 00:02:16,260 we believe in manners, okay? 52 00:02:16,294 --> 00:02:18,262 You're apparently new to manners and society... 53 00:02:18,296 --> 00:02:21,399 - Do you wanna go out to dinner? - Uh... 54 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,134 Yeah. 55 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 56 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:40,251 Just saw the elevator guy... total cold shoulder. 57 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,053 I asked him what floor. He pushed his own button. 58 00:02:42,087 --> 00:02:43,304 I'm sorry, sweetie, I know how you like 59 00:02:43,338 --> 00:02:44,772 to push those buttons yourself. 60 00:02:44,823 --> 00:02:46,457 Well, the ones I can reach. 61 00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:50,528 Crap. It's Harris. It's about the karaoke party. 62 00:02:50,562 --> 00:02:53,530 - Suddenly I miss being retired. - Every year, Mike's boss bundles 63 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,750 all the staff birthdays into one big karaoke party. 64 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:59,637 But it's really just his excuse to get up and sing in front of a crowd. 65 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:02,573 He's been known to dress like his favorite musical acts. 66 00:03:02,608 --> 00:03:05,259 And we've been known to come up with excuses for why we can't go. 67 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,913 - I know. I'll say my great aunt died. - Yeah, we used that one in '06. Hey... 68 00:03:08,947 --> 00:03:10,648 - I could come down with a fever. - That's great. 69 00:03:10,666 --> 00:03:11,949 That way, I don't have to answer any follow-up questions, 70 00:03:11,967 --> 00:03:13,884 like "what was your aunt's name?" 71 00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:16,520 You guys are being totally unreasonable about the concert. 72 00:03:16,554 --> 00:03:18,789 - Amy's family offered to drive. - Family? 73 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,958 Try her 22-year-old brother with a full neck-beard. 74 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:24,094 - Look what I just got. - You got a dog? 75 00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:27,031 Oh, I was referring to my blowout, but, yes, I did get a dog. 76 00:03:27,049 --> 00:03:29,166 This little guy is gonna help me meet guys. 77 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,835 - You should name him Icebreaker. - Genius! 78 00:03:31,853 --> 00:03:33,738 Naming children really isn't really your thing, 79 00:03:33,772 --> 00:03:35,539 - but you nailed it. - Remember Banjo? 80 00:03:35,574 --> 00:03:36,958 Remember you brought home Banjo when we were kids? 81 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,876 Who ended up taking care of Banjo? I did. 82 00:03:38,894 --> 00:03:40,844 Why do I have a feeling that's gonna happen again this time? 83 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:43,781 Aunt Leigh is a responsible adult with good judgment. 84 00:03:43,815 --> 00:03:45,916 She's perfectly capable of owning a pet. 85 00:03:45,951 --> 00:03:47,835 You don't think she's gonna flake on this dog? 86 00:03:47,886 --> 00:03:50,855 A lot of talk about how I'm a flake, not a word about my blowout. 87 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,908 I don't think it. I know it. 88 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:55,659 In fact, I'm willing to bet on it. 89 00:03:55,677 --> 00:03:58,112 What do you say... if I win, I get to go to the concert. 90 00:03:58,146 --> 00:04:01,082 - I love a bet I can't lose. - You're on. 91 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:05,136 This is going to be like going to a concert from a baby. 92 00:04:11,576 --> 00:04:14,078 Oh, come on! What are you doing here? 93 00:04:14,112 --> 00:04:16,880 You got to be there, Mike. I mean, it's not just 94 00:04:16,898 --> 00:04:19,983 a money-saving mass birthday party. It's a celebration 95 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:22,720 of the ancient japanese art of kara-o-kay. 96 00:04:22,754 --> 00:04:25,639 - You can't miss that. - Well, as awesome as that is, 97 00:04:25,691 --> 00:04:28,693 uh, I-I-I... the thing is I think Annie's gotten me sick too. 98 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:32,113 Oh, damn it, Mike. We split a milkshake. 99 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,148 Man, what are you doing to me? I got to sing tomorrow. 100 00:04:34,182 --> 00:04:37,485 I told you to get an extra straw. 101 00:04:37,536 --> 00:04:41,255 Harris, listen, I got to run. We'll be there... health permitting. 102 00:04:41,306 --> 00:04:43,307 Uh... 103 00:04:46,361 --> 00:04:48,145 This is some weather we're having, isn't it? 104 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,813 Yeah. 105 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:53,217 When I say that, I'm not just making small talk. I work in the news. 106 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:57,154 I've got access to a Doppler 9000, so... 107 00:04:57,188 --> 00:05:01,158 Uh, about last night, my wife, Annie, she got a little... 108 00:05:01,192 --> 00:05:02,760 - snippy. - A little? 109 00:05:02,794 --> 00:05:05,896 She lectured me the entire elevator ride, followed me to my door... 110 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,364 Well, my neighbor's door, actually. 111 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:10,834 - I didn't want her to know where I live. - That's good thinking. 112 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,554 The thing is, Annie's going through a rough patch. 113 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:17,825 - What do you mean? - Well, she's a little... you know. 114 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:21,545 - No, I don't. - She's a little bit... off her meds. 115 00:05:21,579 --> 00:05:26,484 - Oh. I had no idea. Is she okay? - Well, she's... not really, no. 116 00:05:26,518 --> 00:05:28,318 No, it's terrible mood swings. 117 00:05:28,336 --> 00:05:31,756 One day, yay! Another day, boo. 118 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:35,993 - If I may ask, is she bipolar? - Yes. Perfect. Exactly. 119 00:05:36,027 --> 00:05:39,447 She's... she's classic bipolar. It's a whole thing. 120 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:42,917 I'm so sorry. I'm a psychiatrist. I deal with that all the time. 121 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:46,187 Oh, so we don't have to talk about this anymore. 122 00:05:46,238 --> 00:05:50,491 If I may ask, um... what kind of medication is she on? 123 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:54,878 Oh, uh, round ones, small ones, ones as big as your head. 124 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,547 But enough about my nightmare. 125 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,550 What kind of mail do you got there? 126 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:04,371 Hey, buddy. Enjoying the big room? Oh... 127 00:06:04,422 --> 00:06:06,874 Dad's exact words were "Graham can do whatever 128 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,643 he wants with the room"... or something like that. 129 00:06:09,678 --> 00:06:12,279 Ergo, if I get Graham to want to give me the room, 130 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,532 hmm, it's all mine. 131 00:06:14,566 --> 00:06:19,136 So much happened in this room... good things... 132 00:06:19,154 --> 00:06:22,139 - some scary things. - Scary things? 133 00:06:22,157 --> 00:06:24,946 Oh, hardly even worth talking about. 134 00:06:25,789 --> 00:06:27,911 Like Shadowpuss. 135 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:31,882 - "Shadowpuss"? - Well, that's what I called him. 136 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,268 His real name can't be made by human vocal cords... 137 00:06:34,319 --> 00:06:36,370 basically your average cat-faced hell creature 138 00:06:36,404 --> 00:06:39,623 - with the body of a demon. - Hmm. 139 00:06:39,658 --> 00:06:43,093 The hook was set. 140 00:06:43,128 --> 00:06:46,797 Yep, used to see the old puss at night, right behind that door. 141 00:06:46,815 --> 00:06:49,675 Legend has it he would eat your entrails and keep you 142 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:52,536 alive to watch while he played carelessly with your toys. 143 00:06:52,571 --> 00:06:55,156 Well, my bed's surrounded by a lava force field. 144 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,924 Well, Shadowpuss was born in lava, 145 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,377 so that's not really gonna be a problem for him. Bye! 146 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:07,385 Oh, well, that's our time for today. That'll be $175. 147 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:10,771 Hey, that's my line. 148 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,390 Hey, Annie. 149 00:07:13,424 --> 00:07:15,192 I don't think we were properly introduced 150 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,444 the other night... I'm Bill. 151 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,196 Well, it's very nice to meet you, Bill. 152 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,764 By the way, I'm a psychiatrist. 153 00:07:20,782 --> 00:07:24,368 If you have any questions about your meds, upstairs in 15-B. 154 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,903 - My meds? - Come on, Bill. 155 00:07:25,937 --> 00:07:27,454 You're off the clock. Leave work at work. 156 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,406 What Mike told me was in strictest confidence. 157 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:33,377 - I just want you to know I'm a resource. - Well, good. 158 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,912 Okay. 159 00:07:34,946 --> 00:07:39,466 Bipolar disorder... is a serious matter. 160 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,788 Bipolar disorder? 161 00:07:44,806 --> 00:07:47,341 We can get a second opinion. 162 00:07:48,485 --> 00:07:52,391 I can't believe you told that guy I was bipolar! 163 00:07:52,426 --> 00:07:54,582 Well, do we know for a fact you're not? 164 00:07:54,616 --> 00:07:56,918 Look, I'd just prefer if our neighbors didn't hate us. 165 00:07:56,936 --> 00:07:59,687 I mean, I was just trying to clean up your... 166 00:07:59,721 --> 00:08:01,689 "Mess"? My mess. 167 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:04,592 - You were about to say "my mess." - I was gonna just trail off. 168 00:08:04,626 --> 00:08:07,529 Sometimes you're a little hard on people, 169 00:08:07,563 --> 00:08:09,397 and I have to smooth things over from time to time. 170 00:08:09,415 --> 00:08:12,166 Time to time? So you've done this before? 171 00:08:12,184 --> 00:08:14,635 Well, in the building and... 172 00:08:14,653 --> 00:08:17,672 on the subway and, uh, at the petting zoo. 173 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,775 I don't care if you're five. You're not supposed to ride the llama. 174 00:08:20,809 --> 00:08:23,010 Yes! I call people out on their rudeness! 175 00:08:23,028 --> 00:08:24,913 I don't think there's anything wrong with that! 176 00:08:24,947 --> 00:08:27,215 You know, one could argue that I am all that stands 177 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:30,051 between civilized society and chaos. 178 00:08:30,085 --> 00:08:31,928 - You're Batman?! - I'm your wife. 179 00:08:31,963 --> 00:08:33,571 And we're supposed to be a team. 180 00:08:33,622 --> 00:08:35,256 That doesn't mean I'm gonna blindly agree 181 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:37,275 with everything you say even if I think you're wrong. 182 00:08:38,171 --> 00:08:39,894 Re-e-e-ally? 183 00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:42,733 - Is that ri-i-i-ght? - Okay, don't do that. 184 00:08:42,768 --> 00:08:44,000 Don't stretch out words like that, 185 00:08:44,035 --> 00:08:46,043 - because it's... that's unsettling. - No, no, no. It's good. 186 00:08:46,078 --> 00:08:47,602 It's just good for me to know 187 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:50,221 that we no longer have to get each other's backs. 188 00:08:50,256 --> 00:08:52,039 Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. 189 00:08:52,057 --> 00:08:54,475 Good, good, good, good! 190 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,511 That's even more unsettling. 191 00:08:58,847 --> 00:09:04,144 This is where I live. This is where I cook. 192 00:09:04,353 --> 00:09:06,254 - Cool. - This is where I work. 193 00:09:06,288 --> 00:09:07,889 Hmm. Good stuff. 194 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:11,192 And this... is where you kiss me. 195 00:09:14,446 --> 00:09:16,598 - Hello, Aunt Leigh. - Aah! 196 00:09:16,632 --> 00:09:21,202 Eve! You can't just sneak into somebody's apartment like that. 197 00:09:21,236 --> 00:09:26,291 - Trust me. I've been shot at. - Hey, how's it going? 198 00:09:26,325 --> 00:09:29,098 Hey! There's the little guy! 199 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,963 Oh! I bet you wish Bandit was here. 200 00:09:32,014 --> 00:09:33,648 - Don't you? Yes, you do. - Where were you? 201 00:09:33,682 --> 00:09:35,349 The dog got out. I found him in the lobby. 202 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,018 The super won't fix my door. 203 00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:39,203 I think he's sneaking in and stealing my underwear. 204 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:42,190 I am working without a net right now. 205 00:09:42,224 --> 00:09:44,442 - Who is this guy? - Gary? 206 00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:46,360 I met him at the dog park yesterday. 207 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:50,682 Icebreaker already worked... ice broken. 208 00:09:50,733 --> 00:09:53,368 Hey, do you mind watching Icebreaker? 209 00:09:53,402 --> 00:09:55,503 Gary and I were gonna have a little adult time, 210 00:09:55,537 --> 00:09:57,505 but, you know, Icebreaker is very protective. 211 00:09:57,539 --> 00:09:59,724 He might think Mommy's getting hurt. 212 00:09:59,758 --> 00:10:02,293 I didn't think you could top "working without a net." 213 00:10:02,328 --> 00:10:07,048 - I guess I could just ask your Dad. - No! No. Uh... I'll do it. 214 00:10:07,082 --> 00:10:08,433 This better be a good concert. 215 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:11,519 You're the best. Listen, do me a favor. 216 00:10:11,537 --> 00:10:14,439 On your way out, introduce yourself to this guy, 217 00:10:14,473 --> 00:10:18,660 because I'm only 90% sure his name's Gary, okay? 218 00:10:18,694 --> 00:10:21,496 I had planted the seed of Shadowpuss in Graham's mind. 219 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:26,000 Now all I needed was to harvest my crop of terror. 220 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:28,936 Strap in. 221 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:35,209 That's obviously the wrong sound file. 222 00:10:46,155 --> 00:10:48,156 What the hell is this? 223 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,758 Hey, hey, what's going on? What's going on, guys? 224 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:53,895 - I made him to scare Shadowpuss. - What's a Shadowpuss? 225 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:57,165 He's a scary demon cat that lives in my room. Ian, tell him. 226 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,966 Are you seriously trying to scare your brother 227 00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:00,835 - into switching rooms with you? - I need a bigger room, Dad. 228 00:11:00,853 --> 00:11:02,570 And you're not taking me seriously. 229 00:11:02,604 --> 00:11:04,472 - You're holding a cat puppet. - This is not a puppet. 230 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:06,658 It's capable of 38 distinct emotions. 231 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,243 I feel 38 emotions right now, Ian, and not one of them is pride. 232 00:11:09,261 --> 00:11:11,963 - Pull its tail. See what happens. - No, I'm not gonna pull its tail! 233 00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:13,431 Look, you want to be treated like an adult, 234 00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:15,333 stop worrying about who gets a bigger room and find a path. 235 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:18,136 - Oh, I have a path. - Really? You dropped out of college. 236 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:20,346 You've been here four months, rent-free. I mean, you're 237 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,523 a smart kid, Ian, but you're focusing on the wrong things. 238 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:23,800 - Give me this. - No... 239 00:11:23,823 --> 00:11:26,527 Graham's got to get some sleep... he's my last hope. 240 00:11:27,529 --> 00:11:30,081 - Aah! - What was that? 241 00:11:30,132 --> 00:11:31,983 - He pulled its tail. - Son of a... 242 00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:46,080 What's Aunt Leigh's dog doing here? 243 00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:50,970 I... brought him here to show you what a good 244 00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,521 job Aunt Leigh's been doing of taking care of him. 245 00:11:53,555 --> 00:11:57,475 She's in Atlantic City with Gary... whose name turned out to be Steve. 246 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:01,329 And since the concert is tonight, I guess I won the bet. 247 00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:05,216 - Where is Aunt Leigh? - She's... at the vet. 248 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,185 - Without the dog? - You... 249 00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:09,336 You can't take a dog to a veterinary clinic. 250 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,223 You know, all those... those airborne canine viruses. 251 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,176 Plus, there's that cat convention in town... 252 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,028 Got it. No concert. 253 00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:20,832 Actually... I think Eve should go to the concert. 254 00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:24,552 - What? - What? - I never had a problem with it. 255 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:26,086 Eve's smart. I trust her judgment. 256 00:12:26,105 --> 00:12:27,889 She shouldn't have to win a bet to go. 257 00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:29,590 - Hang on. - Awesome. 258 00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:32,426 I'm getting out of here before that answer can change. 259 00:12:32,444 --> 00:12:35,596 - I don't understand. We decided. - No, no, no, no. You decided. 260 00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:37,909 I backed you up because we're a team. 261 00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:39,843 But now, since we don't have to always 262 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:41,742 "blindly agree", I can give my own opinion. 263 00:12:41,777 --> 00:12:44,572 You know, I think I'm gonna give Harris a call. 264 00:12:44,606 --> 00:12:46,541 - No. No, you wouldn't. - Yeah. 265 00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,576 No, look, it's one thing to throw Eve into harm's way, 266 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,912 but karaoke... you'd be going down with me. 267 00:12:50,946 --> 00:12:52,246 It'll be like Jonestown. 268 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:56,083 At least they were a team. 269 00:12:56,117 --> 00:12:59,053 Harris, hi. It's Annie. 270 00:12:59,087 --> 00:13:02,473 Hey, you know what? My fever just broke. 271 00:13:02,508 --> 00:13:04,826 Well, then we will see you tonight! 272 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,711 Okay, that's been in a dog's mouth. 273 00:13:11,613 --> 00:13:15,354 - That is what we are, - No one in between 274 00:13:15,373 --> 00:13:18,208 - no one in between - how can we be wrong? 275 00:13:18,259 --> 00:13:22,628 d sail away with me d d to another world d 276 00:13:22,646 --> 00:13:25,648 - You realize you're up next. - Oh, good. 277 00:13:25,683 --> 00:13:27,384 I can get my song in before my meds wear off 278 00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:29,135 and I get all Claire Danes in here. 279 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,137 You know, that's just a character she plays. 280 00:13:31,171 --> 00:13:34,874 I saw her on Ellen. She was... she was lovely. 281 00:13:34,909 --> 00:13:36,543 Uh-huh 282 00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:39,646 You're really gonna go through with this? 283 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,614 - Well, you've proved your point. - Thank you, thank you. 284 00:13:41,649 --> 00:13:44,150 - We both know you hate karaoke. - All right. 285 00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:45,818 Let's hear it for Kay Costa as Dolly Parton! 286 00:13:45,836 --> 00:13:46,920 Whoo! 287 00:13:46,954 --> 00:13:48,638 - All right, next up... - Yeah! 288 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:53,143 Ah, for the first time on this stage, we have Annie Henry! 289 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:54,961 Last chance to back out. 290 00:13:54,995 --> 00:13:58,631 Well, you know, Mike, I think I'm gonna just go up there 291 00:13:58,649 --> 00:14:00,266 and give it my best shot. 292 00:14:02,503 --> 00:14:04,938 [Hit Me With Your Best Shot playing] 293 00:14:04,972 --> 00:14:06,339 Whoo! 294 00:14:06,357 --> 00:14:09,709 NBC4, we are gonna rock this place tonight! 295 00:14:09,743 --> 00:14:12,262 d Oh, you're a real tough cookie d 296 00:14:12,296 --> 00:14:14,030 d with a long history d 297 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:17,100 d of breaking little hearts like the one in me d 298 00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:18,851 - Bipolar disorder? - d that's okay d 299 00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:21,463 That's nothing to joke about, man. Claire Danes has that. 300 00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:24,841 No, she doesn't. She's just an incredibly gifted actress. 301 00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:27,644 Let me guess... Colonel Sanders? 302 00:14:27,695 --> 00:14:30,997 Pull your head out, Doug. Name one song by Colonel Sanders. 303 00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:33,566 - The finger-lickin' good song? - That's not a song. 304 00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,852 I'm Kenny Rogers. Keep moving, Doug. 305 00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:38,271 d fire away d 306 00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:40,507 I just don't get why you don't apologize to Annie. 307 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:41,724 For what? What was I supposed to do? 308 00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:43,376 The guy lives in our building. 309 00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:48,064 So you're more concerned about your neighbor than your wife? 310 00:14:48,115 --> 00:14:50,867 And by the way, for somebody who supposedly hates karaoke, 311 00:14:50,918 --> 00:14:52,919 she sure seems to be enjoying herself. 312 00:14:57,491 --> 00:14:59,392 Seeing her up there, 313 00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:01,327 I realized she wasn't trying to make a point. 314 00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:04,214 She actually loved karaoke. 315 00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:07,956 She'd just been pretending to hate it all these years to... 316 00:15:07,957 --> 00:15:09,802 ...be a team player. 317 00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:16,509 All right. 318 00:15:16,544 --> 00:15:19,179 - That was Annie Henry... - Thank you! 319 00:15:20,197 --> 00:15:22,448 With a very extended version of Hit Me With Your Best Shot! 320 00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:24,617 And next up... 321 00:15:24,651 --> 00:15:26,269 Oh, look at that. 322 00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:27,587 It's Annie Henry... 323 00:15:27,605 --> 00:15:30,089 - Again. - Two in a row? 324 00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:31,858 d We are going to party d 325 00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:32,858 d karamu d 326 00:15:32,877 --> 00:15:35,695 d fiesta, forever d 327 00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:38,381 d come on and sing along d 328 00:15:38,432 --> 00:15:42,569 d all night long d d all night, all night d 329 00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:44,654 "All Night Long" is right. 330 00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:48,208 d all night, all night d d all night... d 331 00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:52,395 - When do I get to sing? - I wanted to have Annie's back 332 00:15:52,446 --> 00:15:54,680 the way she's had mine all these years. 333 00:15:57,468 --> 00:15:59,669 d come join our party d 334 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,056 - It's my turn now. - # see how we play # 335 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:05,891 And then an opportunity presented itself. 336 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,860 You got it! 337 00:16:10,497 --> 00:16:12,187 - What the hell, Doug? - I-I just... 338 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,667 Annie signed up. You can't cut her off in the middle of the song. 339 00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,269 It's not all about Doug, Doug. 340 00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:19,055 For the first time, I got why Annie loves calling people out. 341 00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:20,773 It's... it's kind of a rush... 342 00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:23,976 although it's possible I might have gone a bit too far. 343 00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,705 And another thing, Doug... if you weren't so rude, 344 00:16:25,746 --> 00:16:27,497 you might not be the world's oldest intern. 345 00:16:27,548 --> 00:16:30,683 - Oh, no. - And guess what. 346 00:16:30,718 --> 00:16:33,320 - Nobody wants to see your improv show. - Aw, damn it, Mike. 347 00:16:33,355 --> 00:16:36,155 Now I got to go see caution: May contain nuts. 348 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:38,825 Um... Mike? Doug was gonna do 349 00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:43,413 - the "Jambo Jambo" part for me. - I'm... I'm on the sheet. 350 00:16:43,464 --> 00:16:47,333 Oh, yeah, there you are. Doug, D-o-u-g. 351 00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:49,352 All right, Jambo Jambo. 352 00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:52,939 - No, I'd really rather not. - Respect the sheet, Doug. Jambo! 353 00:16:57,978 --> 00:17:02,031 d Hey, Jambo, Jambo d d way to party, o, we go d 354 00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:04,450 Come on, Jambo. 355 00:17:06,687 --> 00:17:09,572 d hey, Jambo Jambo d 356 00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:18,255 Eve, come on. Let's go! 357 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:27,447 Come on, we're gonna be late. 358 00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:30,717 [sighs] Damn it. 359 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,586 This is why I try not to like things. 360 00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,439 Hi. Hello. 361 00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:39,293 Thanks for killing the vibe, Mike. 362 00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:46,950 - A whole costume change for nothing. - I'm sorry. 363 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:50,787 I-I just wanted to have your back, you know, do what you do. 364 00:17:50,822 --> 00:17:54,741 That's not what I do. I call people out on their bad behavior. 365 00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:58,295 You took a shot at an innocent 45-year-old intern. 366 00:17:58,329 --> 00:18:00,247 - He's 32. - Wow! 367 00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:02,833 Have a glass of water every now and then. 368 00:18:02,884 --> 00:18:06,636 Okay, I may have gone a little too far with the guy in the elevator. 369 00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:09,390 - Yeah, about ten floors. - Even so... I think after tonight 370 00:18:09,425 --> 00:18:11,975 it's obvious that I am better at confrontation. 371 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:16,963 - Yeah, I didn't enjoy that at all. - Exactly. And I love it. 372 00:18:16,981 --> 00:18:18,682 So here's a crazy idea... 373 00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:21,518 how about from now on, we just stick to what we do best? 374 00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:22,875 I'll take on the jerks, 375 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:25,489 and you make sure we still get invited to parties. 376 00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:28,325 Done. Although I think this one's off the table. 377 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:31,194 Alice from accounting keeps giving me the death stare. 378 00:18:31,245 --> 00:18:35,248 Oh, don't worry about it. I'll take care of her. 379 00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:47,511 Eve. Why aren't you at the concert? 380 00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:50,163 I've been secretly taking care of Icebreaker to win the bet. 381 00:18:50,181 --> 00:18:53,633 Dad was right about Aunt Leigh. I was on my way out, 382 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:58,838 and I saw the dog in the lobby, so here I am. 383 00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:01,007 - Give me the leash. - What? 384 00:19:01,025 --> 00:19:02,675 Mom was right. You do have good judgment. 385 00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:06,313 - Now, go to the concert. - Seriously? Thanks, Dad! 386 00:19:06,347 --> 00:19:08,148 Oh, this is going to be my Nirvana moment. 387 00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:10,817 As long as it's not your Red Hot Chili Peppers moment. 388 00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:14,070 - I got all four socks. - So hop on a train. It's nine o'clock. 389 00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:15,822 You should be there for the last song. 390 00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:17,523 Oh, they don't even go on until eleven. 391 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,576 - They don't what? - I'm getting out of here 392 00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:20,210 before that answer can change. 393 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:27,000 Hey! You got a therapy dog. 394 00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,337 Good call, Annie. 395 00:19:30,371 --> 00:19:31,563 Suck it, Bill! 396 00:19:33,794 --> 00:19:36,042 I'm just gonna own it. 397 00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,048 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 398 00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:44,184 You were right... I've been focusing on the wrong things. 399 00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:46,853 But first of the month, you're gonna get a rent check. 400 00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:49,239 I got a little money back when Cornell refunded my meal plan. 401 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:50,523 Yeah, that's actually my money. 402 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:54,911 Right, but I also sold Shadowpuss on Craigslist for $500. 403 00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:56,433 Did you tell them about the tail? 404 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,332 I don't think they're going to be using it for that. 405 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,700 - They asked if it's washable. - God. 406 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,369 And I'm going to get a job too. 407 00:20:02,403 --> 00:20:03,920 It might take a little longer to reach my dream, 408 00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:07,740 but, hey, I'm a grown-up. What do you think is fair rent? 409 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,242 In New York City? Ballpark? 410 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:12,295 - $1,200. - No, I'm talking about the tiny room. 411 00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:14,536 So am I. 412 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,133 Being in a family is kind of like being on a team. 413 00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:20,971 - Hey, little guy. - What's going on? Your eyes are all red. 414 00:20:21,022 --> 00:20:22,555 I just broke up with Gary. 415 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,975 I saw the way he kissed his dog... very thorough. 416 00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:26,643 He'll never kiss me that way. 417 00:20:26,694 --> 00:20:28,945 You don't always get to pick your teammates... 418 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:32,265 I've been crying all day, and I didn't really even like this guy. 419 00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:35,619 - I think you're allergic to the dog. - Oh, please, Michael. Don't you think 420 00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:37,120 I'd know if I was allergic to my own... 421 00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:40,440 No, you're right. 422 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,276 Oh, but I can't take Icebreaker back to the pound. 423 00:20:43,294 --> 00:20:44,744 ...and you might not win every game... 424 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:46,162 You want me to take the dog? 425 00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:49,966 No, I don't want to be that person that... 426 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:53,353 But no matter what happens, you go through it together. 427 00:20:53,387 --> 00:20:55,138 And it doesn't hurt to have a mascot. 428 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,641 Hey, everybody, we got a dog. 429 00:20:57,675 --> 00:21:01,144 - Let me see! - Oh. 430 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,313 I bet the dog doesn't have to pay rent. 431 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,368 That's 'cause he's sharing your room. 432 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,101 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 433 00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:13,701 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36125

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