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BENJAMIN: With a mum like mine,
sex ed is kind of redundant.
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She's always been "testicles" this,
"vaginas" that.
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It's probably on purpose.
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Making us associate sex with
her voice is a great contraceptive.
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Ben?
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Did you hear about Rory?
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Rory Rory?
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He's having a party Friday night.
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We are so going!
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Wait. Are we invited?
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We heard about it. Same thing.
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Melissa, the whole senior
drama troupe will be there.
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And understudies.
This is big!
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And - it gets bigger.
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(WHISPERS) Not possible.
It's fancy dress.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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MR MALLORY: Miss Hills, Mr Law,
tone it down.
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Excitement in this class
is not appropriate.
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There are policies around that.
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(SIGHS)
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It's still good, I think.
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Ooh, these expired two months ago.
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Probably need your stomach pumped.
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Ai, 'best before' - just suggestion!
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Yeah, you tell your customer that
after they shit themselves to death.
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Guys, guys, guys! Melissa and I
got invited to a party!
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Oh!
All the drama kids are going.
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It's the social event of the year.
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Wait. Is this Rory's thing?
Yeah.
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Who Rory?
He's in my bio class. Drama captain.
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Your class? This is a year 12 party?
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You're not in year 12.
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Age is a mindset, Mum,
especially in...
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Not going. End of story.
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Dad?
Well, I...
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I know what the Aussie kids
get up to.
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They drink-drink,
talk the bullshit, do the fingering.
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How is that fun?
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Mum...
You're just a baby.
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I'm 15!
Exactly.
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You don't even have your hairs yet.
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Mum! (WHISPERS) That was
a private conversation!
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It's just a party.
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Yes. With big kids
doing big...things.
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You not ready.
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Yes, I am! Trust me!
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I do trust you.
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I don't trust them.
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JENNY: Well, when did you
use it last?
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Have you checked your pockets?
MICHELLE: Why would it be there?
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Because that's where
you always keep it!
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TAMMY: Ow! Mum!
Hey, girls! No violence!
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Use your words!
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(SQUEALS) I will cut you!
Oh, my God!
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Actually, don't use
your words either!
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Oh!
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Struggling?
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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(SNORTS) No, you're not.
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What are you up to Friday night?
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The usual. Cook, clean,
laundry, iron, hang myself.
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Come on, don't be a martyr.
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When was the last time
you had a girls' night out?
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You can't rem...
W...
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1994.
That is the saddest thing I have ever heard.
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Five kids need their mummy.
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You know what?
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Those kids aren't babies anymore.
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Live a little.
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I dare you.
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Ai, ah-Leung. You have to take
the kids Friday night.
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I'm having a girls' night out.
Friday? Can't.
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Why? You don't go out.
And you don't have friends.
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What? You don't!
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Uh, Ming-Zhu said
she'll have dinner with me.
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Oh, you're talking now?
That's great.
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Yeah. Finally took my call.
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Just had to ring 20 times
and she pick up.
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Women. They like persistence.
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Yes. We love to be worn down
until we can't say no.
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Allow me.
Thought you might be hungry.
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You made this?
Yep.
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Folded the washing.
Unblocked the shower drain.
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Some people are definitely
compensating in the pubes department.
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And got the girls to do homework.
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You got them to do homework?
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They listen to me.
Guess they see me as mature.
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The answer is still no.
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Mmm.
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Mum, come on.
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Ah-lieu-ah. Tomorrow night
you babysit the kids, OK?
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We're not kids.
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Since when do YOU go out?
Diane's taking me.
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We're going to be
ladies of the night.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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How did you change your mum's mind?
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I didn't.
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I'm sneaking out.
Ben!
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You're, like, THE biggest
goody-two-shoes I know.
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Gee, thanks for the character
assassination, Melissa.
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No, it's just...I've never seen
this side to you before.
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You're so bad!
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Especially for an Asian.
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Slightly racist.
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Children, now we've covered anatomy,
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we can move on to explore
what to do - or NOT to do -
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with those body parts.
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Today, we're going to discuss
risky behaviour, peer pressure
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and why sleep doesn't
constitute consent.
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What are the dangers?
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How do we avoid them?
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What better way to learn...
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..than with role play?!
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(OCKER ACCENT) Go on, mate.
Have another.
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Can't hurt ya.
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Oh, don't tell me you're already
onto the water, ya girl!
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Nah, I-I think I've had enough.
Put the pressure on.
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Mate, come on!
Ya gotta be fuggin' kiddin' me!
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Language.
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Sorry.
Yield.
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Well, I...I guess
one more couldn't hurt.
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And freeze!
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What do we think will happen next?
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He has another beer
and they both go home safely?
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He is punched in the face and dies!
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Ask yourself.
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Are you really ready for this?
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All misfortunes start
with poor decisions.
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Spiked drinks. Methamphetamines
in a bowl of Twisties.
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Something may seem like
harmless fun, then BAM!
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You're admitted to ICU
with a spinal cord injury.
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New scenario.
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It's just adults
trying to scare us, right?
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Yeah. No, definitely.
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Plus, it's a drama party.
We're artists, not animals.
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Totally. It'll be
all about the costumes.
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Oh, what are we even doing
for costumes?
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I'll sort those out,
since you're on the down low.
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What about booze?
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What about it?
Well, we need some.
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Didn't you listen to Mr Mallory?
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Ben, it's a year 12 party.
We are not turning up empty-handed.
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What are we gonna do?
Sit around eating fairy bread?
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(GAGS)
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Hey, little buddy.
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Oh. Wayne. Hi.
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Oop! (CHUCKLES) Whatcha got there?
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Oh.
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It's, um...
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..traditional Chinese medicine.
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Ah.
It's for a personal issue.
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Looks nasty.
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Though, Chinese medicine did help
with a fungal infection I had once.
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(WHISTLES) You should have seen
the chafing.
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Oh, yeah, another story
for another time.
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OK.
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So, think it'll be a late night?
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I don't know.
Mummy's had a long week.
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Well, yeah. I'll probably be in bed
by the time you come back.
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Hey. About your party.
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Yeah?
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One day, you'll be big enough.
Just not yet.
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Your body's still growing.
You understand, right?
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Yeah, totally. Hey, time's a-tickin'!
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Mum!
Don't dob!
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One of you is always bleeding at
the worst time! What happened now?
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Tammy-Jer...tennis racquet.
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What are you doing?
Diane can wait. Mich needs me.
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No, no, no, no. You go.
I can deal with this.
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Tam, get some ice.
Mum, seriously, I've got this.
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I've got my Cert I in First Aid,
remember?
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OK.
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Oh, my baby boy! Always so good!
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(OPENS, CLOSES DOOR)
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Ben! (MOANS) Oww!
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Don't worry. I'm not by myself.
My friend is coming.
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Don't want people thinking
I'm an Asian prostitute! (LAUGHS)
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(MOVIE PLAYS ON TV)
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(COUGHS VIOLENTLY)
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Ooh!
Eww! Foul!
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Ben, gross. Cough into your elbow.
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Sorry. I've had
a weird throat all day.
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Do you have taam?
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Mmm, yep. Phlegm's been nonstop.
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My tummy feels weird.
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And...
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..my skeleton's hurting.
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Anyway, might head to bed
before it gets worse.
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Have an early night.
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They totally bought it!
Meet you at the corner.
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MELISSA: OK. I'll have
your costume waiting.
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Melissa, I'm not changing
behind a bush!
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Just be there, Ben. (HANGS UP)
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Ah! Arggh!
(THUMP!)
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Oh! Sorry, sorry, sorry!
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The oldest was having boy problems
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and the youngest was just...
having problems.
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You waiting long?
No, it's fine.
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You haven't got a drink yet.
Well, I wanted to wait for you.
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Ah. First round is on me.
You stay there.
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Oh! I'm so hungry,
I could eat a dog.
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(CHUCKLES) You know,
I actually did eat dog once.
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Who hasn't?
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Um, this way. After you.
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Uh, so, this is nice, eh?
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It's been a long time.
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Um...you know, Ming-Zhu, uh...
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..after the heart attack,
when I said those things...
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..if I hurt your feelings...
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..I'm sorry.
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And, uh, I realise now I...
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..I make big mistake.
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I...
Ai! Boring!
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Boring, boring, boring!
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Too much talking.
Feelings this, feelings that.
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You want to be back on?
Good. Me too. Let's do.
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No need for talk, talk, talk.
Waste of time. Just move on.
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Agree?
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(DANCE MUSIC, HUBBUB IN DISTANCE)
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(LATEX SQUEAKS)
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You sure about these costumes?
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Yeah. We look awesome.
We've totally pulled this off.
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What am I supposed to be, though?
I think my knee-pits are sweating.
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I think you're a motorcyclist.
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Oh. Cool! Where'd you get them?
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Mum and Dad have a shelf
full of them. Ready?
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SONG: # And I couldn't
believe my eyes
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# I couldn't believe my ears
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I couldn't believe my luck...
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I still don't get
why it's made of PVC.
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Doesn't exactly breathe.
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# And I couldn't believe my eyes
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# I couldn't believe my ears
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But I'm looking at you now...
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(SPLASH!)
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What now?
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Should we have a drink?
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OK.
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Baileys, red wine
and pineapple juice.
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Mine's...
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I'm not sure.
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Here. Pineapple juice
makes anything drinkable.
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Mmm...
(GAGS)
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Oh! I get it now.
Everything wipes right off.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Oh! Are these free?
Uh...thanks, we didn't order these.
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They're from the fellas over there.
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Enjoy.
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Wait! What if they spiked?
They're not spiked!
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See?
254
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,400
Do we have to talk to them now?
255
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,040
Do you want to?
256
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,800
Uh, not really.
There's your answer.
257
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,680
But then again,
isn't that how people meet?
258
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,320
Men buy the drink, women say hello?
259
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,880
How else do you find the one?
260
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,760
'The one'?
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00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,840
You know, the person
you're supposed to be with.
262
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,120
There's, what,
7 billion people in the world
263
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,200
and you reckon there's
only one person for you?
264
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,560
Ai, everyone has their soulmate-lah.
265
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,400
You still believe that?
266
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,800
Why not?
267
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,040
(CHUCKLES) You're a dark horse,
Jenny Phang.
268
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,800
Remember what Mr Mallory said?
269
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,480
Stay hydrated and eat
a fist-sized amount of food... Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
270
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,600
There he is. (SIGHS)
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00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,840
(DANCE MUSIC)
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00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,240
I'm gonna talk to him.
273
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,680
Melissa, what? No.
What are you even gonna say?
274
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,880
I don't know. I'll improv.
275
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,480
Oh, you know you're better
with scripted material!
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00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,400
Hi, Rory.
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00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,840
(CHUCKLES) Um...hi.
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00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,320
Bo Peep.
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00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,560
Ah, you've lost your sheep.
280
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,480
Want to help me find them?
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00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,600
Hi. I'm Benjamin Law.
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00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,840
Thanks...
Do you know where you saw them last?
283
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,960
If I knew, they wouldn't be...lost.
284
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,640
Do you think they're vulnerable?
285
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,880
BOY: Come here!
BOY: Time to get it on!
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00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,360
(CHEERING)
287
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,840
(CHEERING, LAUGHTER)
288
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,560
(SEVERAL EXCLAIM)
289
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,000
Uh...n-no...
290
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,720
(CHEERING)
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00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,600
Toilet!
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00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,000
(GASPS)
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00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,000
GIRL: Shut the door, pervert!
294
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,840
Sorry!
295
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,400
(BOTH LAUGH)
296
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,080
Shh!
297
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,080
(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
298
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,960
I love this song!
What?
299
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,840
What?
300
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,280
No! Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wh-what... Is this allowed?
301
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,400
Does it matter?
Oh!
302
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,400
(GASPS) Diane! What...?
303
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,840
No! (SQUEALS)
(LAUGHS)
304
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:57,360
SONG: Don't know, don't care
Every day's the weekend
305
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,760
My hands are cold
but my feet are not
306
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,440
Are you leaving me
or have you just forgot?
307
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,520
Because in the end,
we were never friends, but more
308
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,640
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
309
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,520
You've got things like a family
310
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,000
They're a bigger deal
than I'll ever be
311
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,200
But that's OK,
we should ride this wave to shore
312
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,720
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh...
313
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,560
(BOTH LAUGH)
314
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,640
Oh! Law Ji-Leung! (LAUGHS)
315
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,120
Hi, Ming-Zhu!
316
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,920
Hello, Jenny!
317
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,240
I can see your panties! (LAUGHS)
Ooh!
318
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,640
You realise people
can see you, right?
319
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,400
If you don't like it, don't watch!
320
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,200
Let's go.
321
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,760
Sorry, sorry. Sore feet.
322
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,160
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
323
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,080
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
324
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,880
Melissa, where have you been?
I only sent you a million texts!
325
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,400
With Rory.
Sorry, was I gone for long?
326
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,480
Did you engage in risky behaviour?
327
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,360
That's it. We're going!
328
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,520
Do we need to pick up
a pregnancy test on the way?
329
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,440
I want to stay.
330
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,400
Why?
It's awesome!
331
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,480
(SCOFFS) How is this awesome?
332
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,720
No-brand snacks. Half-arsed costumes.
333
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,280
Someone literally came
as a bin liner!
334
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,440
They're the bag
from American Beauty!
335
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,600
And the only activity
is face-sucking!
336
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,200
How is that awesome?
337
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,920
Cannabis.
338
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,560
They have got
illicit substances here.
339
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,400
Ben, you need to chill.
340
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,960
Are we passive-smoking it now?
What if we become addicted?
341
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,640
Ben!
God! They're gonna make us join in!
342
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,800
Ben!
There's probably meth here!
343
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,680
Ben!
What?
344
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,760
Maybe your mum was right.
345
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,800
It's nothing to be ashamed of,
but you might not be...
346
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,280
..ready for this.
347
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,480
(SYNTH POP PLAYS)
348
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,800
(PHONE RINGS)
349
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,800
Wae? Benji!
350
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,440
Mum?
351
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,160
Don't be angry...
352
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,840
..but...
353
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,600
(LOUD TECHNO MUSIC)
354
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,760
Where's my baby Benji boy?!
355
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,560
Mum!
356
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,480
Ah-Ben!
357
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,800
You come with me now!
358
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,080
Wha...? Ow! Ow!
359
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,800
I know I've said it already, Mum...
360
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,560
..but I'm really sorry.
361
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,520
Mum?
362
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,760
Mum, you're starting to scare me.
363
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,840
How do you think Mummy felt
when I got your phone call?
364
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,000
How do you think I feel right now?
365
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,440
I didn't raise you like this.
366
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,480
What's the point
of asking me anything
367
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,880
if you're going to do
what you want anyway?
368
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,160
You snuck out!
369
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,000
I'm really sorry.
And I won't do it again, Mum.
370
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,240
Mum?
371
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,920
Mum!
372
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,400
Get the bin!
What?
373
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,160
Now!
374
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,520
(PANTS)
375
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,840
Thanks.
376
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,840
I am sorry, you know.
377
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,480
I know.
378
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,760
Oh, I got some on your pants.
379
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,120
That's OK. Wipes right off.
380
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,600
(THUMP!)
BOTH: Whoa!
381
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,400
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
So sorry. In my own world.
382
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,000
GIRLS: Oooh!
383
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,000
Ben is being bullied.
Arggh!
384
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,320
Nice one, ladyboy.
385
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,400
This bully gwei-jae
is abusing our son!
386
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,320
Get thick skin and suck it off.
387
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,920
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