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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,666 --> 00:00:05,056 'Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:08,894 'but it's been a good home to us - me, Frank Gallagher, 3 00:00:08,946 --> 00:00:11,983 'and me kids who l'm proud of, 4 00:00:12,026 --> 00:00:15,939 'cos every single one of them reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:15,986 --> 00:00:19,296 'They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for.' 6 00:00:19,346 --> 00:00:21,655 - Run! Run for it! - Leg it! 7 00:00:21,706 --> 00:00:24,504 'Fiona, who's a massive help, 8 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:29,540 'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Philip now, 9 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:31,258 'Ian, a lot like his mam, 10 00:00:31,306 --> 00:00:34,264 'which is handy for the others cos she's disappeared into thin air, 11 00:00:34,306 --> 00:00:37,025 'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair 12 00:00:37,066 --> 00:00:40,342 'cos it stands on end and makes him look like Toyah and nits love it. 13 00:00:40,386 --> 00:00:44,015 'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel. 14 00:00:44,066 --> 00:00:48,184 'You've to check your change but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. 15 00:00:48,226 --> 00:00:54,381 'Plus Liam - gonna be a star once we've got the fits under control. 16 00:00:54,426 --> 00:00:56,735 'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend. 17 00:00:56,786 --> 00:01:00,176 'The truth is out there... Not! 18 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:05,061 'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica. Lend you anything. Well, not anything. 19 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:08,940 'But all of them to a man know, first and foremost, 20 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,944 'one of the most vital necessities in this life 21 00:01:11,986 --> 00:01:15,899 'is they know how to throw a party! 22 00:01:15,946 --> 00:01:17,425 'Scatter!' 23 00:01:23,586 --> 00:01:27,943 (Fiona) 'When l was little, my mum used to say, ''Keep your eyes open, Fiona. 24 00:01:27,986 --> 00:01:30,580 '''Things aren't always as they seem.'' 25 00:01:30,626 --> 00:01:35,142 'Which bugged me, cos l thought, what about when you're asleep? 26 00:01:35,186 --> 00:01:37,416 'lt's only now l know what she meant. 27 00:01:37,466 --> 00:01:40,185 'That it's the things you think you know best 28 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,615 'that have the power to surprise you most.' 29 00:01:49,426 --> 00:01:50,825 Fiona! 30 00:01:52,586 --> 00:01:54,417 Just nipped out for essentials. 31 00:01:54,466 --> 00:01:56,218 (WHlSTLES) Nice outfit. 32 00:01:56,266 --> 00:02:00,817 Started on the spare room again. Going to be a big job, though. 33 00:02:00,866 --> 00:02:01,742 You're telling me. 34 00:02:01,786 --> 00:02:05,540 Reckon it'll take a few coats to get rid of that purple. 35 00:02:07,466 --> 00:02:11,095 - Have you noticed anything unusual? - Like what? 36 00:02:11,146 --> 00:02:13,216 On the estate. 37 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:17,384 Everywhere you turn, it's like people have started... 38 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:23,580 ..gardening. 39 00:02:23,626 --> 00:02:26,424 Carol? What's going on? 40 00:02:26,466 --> 00:02:30,744 My way of contributing, to say thank you to Fiona. 41 00:02:30,786 --> 00:02:33,744 lf we happen to win the competition, so much the better. 42 00:02:35,626 --> 00:02:36,945 Come on! 43 00:02:36,986 --> 00:02:39,819 - What competition? - Didn't you see the letter? 44 00:02:39,866 --> 00:02:42,699 - What letter? - From the council, l left it on table. 45 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:46,056 New initiative, so tenants show respect for their houses. 46 00:02:46,106 --> 00:02:48,574 There's a year's free rent for the house with the best-kept exterior. 47 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:51,663 A year's free rent? You're joking! 48 00:02:51,706 --> 00:02:54,778 - Why didn't someone tell me? - Don't you get post at your house? 49 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:58,421 Shit. Shit. Shit. 50 00:02:58,466 --> 00:03:01,503 Anyway, you don't stand a chance with that shit heap of yours, do ya? 51 00:03:01,546 --> 00:03:04,777 lf anybody is winning that prize, it's us. 52 00:03:04,826 --> 00:03:06,782 < (All) Yeah! 53 00:03:06,826 --> 00:03:08,544 < (All) Ooh! 54 00:03:08,586 --> 00:03:12,135 lt'll look lovely when it's all arranged, Fiona. 55 00:03:12,186 --> 00:03:13,585 That's very kind of you, Carol. 56 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:16,060 Just in time for my birthday. 57 00:03:16,106 --> 00:03:18,176 l'm thinking, summer barbecue. 58 00:04:00,546 --> 00:04:04,016 How much longer can we string this decoration out? 59 00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:06,375 l reckon we should do orange next. 60 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:09,099 Tell them it'll remind Marty of fire. 61 00:04:09,146 --> 00:04:10,864 Going to win though, aren't they? 62 00:04:10,906 --> 00:04:13,864 - No one else will make that sort of effort. - So? 63 00:04:13,906 --> 00:04:17,865 So, thanks to my mother helping next door, 64 00:04:17,906 --> 00:04:21,137 theirs looks good while ours looks like Steptoe's bleeding yard. 65 00:04:21,186 --> 00:04:24,496 Oh, no. l am not gardening if that is where this is leading. 66 00:04:24,546 --> 00:04:26,696 Not for some poxy competition. 67 00:04:26,746 --> 00:04:27,735 Kev... 68 00:04:27,786 --> 00:04:29,742 lt's for a year's free rent. 69 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:32,744 Which is why l'm going to work. 70 00:04:34,586 --> 00:04:38,420 And you can get them bleeding bikes fixed! 71 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:44,938 SHE LAUGHS 72 00:04:50,026 --> 00:04:52,620 Steve, l need a favour. > 73 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,581 KNOCK ON DOOR 74 00:04:54,626 --> 00:04:56,935 Steve, are you there? > 75 00:04:56,986 --> 00:05:00,581 A lady doesn't tell her age. You're as old as the man you feel. 76 00:05:01,306 --> 00:05:03,137 Cheeky bugger! 77 00:05:04,186 --> 00:05:08,259 Day after tomorrow, you know where we are. Dress to impress. 78 00:05:08,306 --> 00:05:11,776 Did you shout earlier? We were having a lie-down. 79 00:05:11,826 --> 00:05:14,784 Borrowed Steve's mobile, mine's as flat as a pancake. 80 00:05:14,826 --> 00:05:17,386 Oh, Kerry Anne, who the... 81 00:05:20,226 --> 00:05:21,705 Oh, it's not my phone. 82 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:30,063 'Could be a mistake.' 83 00:05:30,106 --> 00:05:32,381 l got one asking if the gecko was still for sale. 84 00:05:32,426 --> 00:05:35,020 ''See you tomorrow, can't wait, four fucking kisses?'' 85 00:05:35,066 --> 00:05:38,661 He's met someone else. Who the fuck is Kerry Anne? 86 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:43,018 - You could always ring her. - And say what? 87 00:05:43,066 --> 00:05:45,626 Trust my mum to go sticking her nose in. 88 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:48,339 Veronica, if it's the truth, l'd rather know. 89 00:05:48,386 --> 00:05:51,583 - You can't go charging in all guns blazing. - Why not? 90 00:05:51,626 --> 00:05:54,982 Because you're angry. Whatever he says, you'll only hear guilt. 91 00:05:56,546 --> 00:05:57,740 That proves nothing. 92 00:05:57,786 --> 00:05:59,822 Steve's not the affair type, 93 00:05:59,866 --> 00:06:03,176 but it tells you one thing - he's meant to be meeting her tomorrow. 94 00:06:03,226 --> 00:06:05,865 So then you'll find out whether he's lying. 95 00:06:06,706 --> 00:06:08,059 Yeah. 96 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:15,817 TV PLAYS 97 00:06:21,426 --> 00:06:23,860 All right, fellas. How's it going? 98 00:06:23,906 --> 00:06:25,737 Shite. 99 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:29,096 Fucking council. Might as well take the shirt off my back. 100 00:06:29,146 --> 00:06:32,263 Getting people to do their own gardens. 101 00:06:32,306 --> 00:06:34,661 That is a conspiracy, Kev. 102 00:06:34,706 --> 00:06:37,539 Trying to force us out. 103 00:06:37,866 --> 00:06:41,859 TV CONTlNUES BLARlNG 104 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:47,296 Hey Tommy, you know what they say. 105 00:06:47,346 --> 00:06:48,859 Don't get mad, get even. 106 00:06:50,506 --> 00:06:53,498 You still got that big truck? 107 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:12,543 Right, let's get started. 108 00:07:32,146 --> 00:07:34,137 WATER TRlCKLES 109 00:07:41,346 --> 00:07:42,620 You like it? 110 00:07:54,066 --> 00:07:56,261 What the...? How did you...? 111 00:07:56,306 --> 00:07:59,901 Well, remember the council wasting all that money 112 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:02,619 on the Diana memorial garden? 113 00:08:04,186 --> 00:08:06,654 lt's what she would have wanted. 114 00:08:06,706 --> 00:08:15,136 We're gonna win! We're gonna win! l love you! l love you! 115 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:20,495 How has this happened? 116 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:23,184 Just appeared overnight. 117 00:08:23,226 --> 00:08:25,456 < Must be God, looking out for us. 118 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,861 Yeah, God and his mates, Tommy and Phil. 119 00:08:27,906 --> 00:08:29,703 You nicked it? 120 00:08:29,746 --> 00:08:31,259 Best 50 quid l ever spent. 121 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:36,576 You've done this out of spite! 122 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:38,776 lt's our garden. We'll do what we like! 123 00:08:38,826 --> 00:08:42,501 She's always been like this, always has to go one better. 124 00:08:42,546 --> 00:08:46,585 What is your problem? Why can't you be pleased for me? 125 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:51,142 Hang on a minute, calm down. Both gardens look better than they did. 126 00:08:51,186 --> 00:08:53,416 Yeah, but ours is a bit shit in comparison. 127 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,583 A year's free rent coming our way. 128 00:08:56,626 --> 00:09:00,301 My own daughter turns against me. 129 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,023 Taxi will be here any minute. 130 00:09:09,066 --> 00:09:11,739 l still don't understand why the twins can't go with you. 131 00:09:11,786 --> 00:09:13,583 Frank, she's in a hospice. 132 00:09:13,626 --> 00:09:16,140 Yeah, but do they not have a creche? 133 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:19,864 Just a couple of days, you'll manage. 134 00:09:19,906 --> 00:09:21,942 l'm worried about you. 135 00:09:21,986 --> 00:09:24,944 lt's not good for mothers to be apart from their nippers, 136 00:09:24,986 --> 00:09:26,783 it plays havoc with the hormones. 137 00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:29,784 Everything's here. l've colour-coded them. 138 00:09:29,826 --> 00:09:32,704 Morning is green, afternoon is amber, evening is red. 139 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,304 Well, puce. 140 00:09:34,346 --> 00:09:36,814 lt's like a traffic light in reverse. 141 00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:39,460 Here's a list of what everything does. 142 00:09:39,506 --> 00:09:42,179 l have brought up six of my own. What about grub? 143 00:09:42,226 --> 00:09:46,060 Six drafts of milk in the fridge, baby rice in the cupboard. 144 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:47,300 l meant for me! 145 00:09:49,106 --> 00:09:50,425 Nothing can go wrong. 146 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:53,105 Anything else? 147 00:09:53,986 --> 00:09:54,975 Bye. 148 00:10:03,866 --> 00:10:08,018 Here's to Alzheimer's. World of your own, and revenge on your kids. 149 00:10:09,226 --> 00:10:10,705 BABlES CRY 150 00:10:11,786 --> 00:10:13,299 Oh, for fuck's sake. 151 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,816 We're singing in the rain 152 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:21,621 Just singing in the rain 153 00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:23,861 SHE CACKLES 154 00:10:23,906 --> 00:10:30,823 What a glorious feeling, l'm happy again 155 00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:34,700 - Da da da da! - Da da-der da-der 156 00:10:36,986 --> 00:10:39,784 Fuck! 157 00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:44,502 Right. That fucking bitch! 158 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:59,464 D'you know what time it is? 159 00:10:59,506 --> 00:11:00,655 < Look at our garden! 160 00:11:00,706 --> 00:11:02,105 Go on. Look at it! 161 00:11:02,146 --> 00:11:06,219 We know who's behind that. She's done this! 162 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,143 You malicious old bitch! 163 00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:10,142 Veronica. Everybody's in bed! 164 00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:11,505 What's she saying about me? 165 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,025 Oh, Carol. Go back to bed. 166 00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:15,580 Who did she get to do it for you? One of your shags? 167 00:11:15,626 --> 00:11:16,661 What are you talking about? 168 00:11:16,706 --> 00:11:18,742 Our garden, you vicious old cow! 169 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:22,461 l've not touched your precious bloody garden! 170 00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:25,498 - You're making a show of yourself. Go indoors. - lt's all right for you. 171 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,423 You don't need a year's free rent, 172 00:11:27,466 --> 00:11:29,775 cos flash twat's bought you a spare house! 173 00:11:29,826 --> 00:11:31,384 We still pay for next door! 174 00:11:31,426 --> 00:11:33,178 lf you hadn't spent the last month 175 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,024 trying to find a million reasons why your mum and Marty 176 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:40,184 couldn't move back into your house, none of this would have happened! 177 00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:45,102 Fuck off! 178 00:11:46,026 --> 00:11:47,141 You... 179 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,741 Mm. There's a face l'm happy to see. 180 00:12:03,386 --> 00:12:06,298 - You all right? - Where have you been? 181 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:08,462 Stoke. 182 00:12:08,506 --> 00:12:14,217 l thought l told you. Had to offload that Freelander. 183 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,824 l'm gonna have a beer and l'll follow you up. 184 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:30,376 ..Any other guy 185 00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:34,624 l just wanna tell you how l'm feeling 186 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:38,022 l gotta make you understand 187 00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:39,294 Never gonna give you up 188 00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:41,655 Never gonna let you down 189 00:12:41,706 --> 00:12:45,335 Never gonna run around and desert you 190 00:12:45,386 --> 00:12:50,255 (Muffled) Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye... 191 00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:52,945 All right, Sergeant, through the back entrance. 192 00:12:52,986 --> 00:12:54,624 ..Hurt you... lt's a raid! 193 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:55,985 Fucking 'ell! 194 00:13:08,426 --> 00:13:11,657 All right, sir? What can l do for you? 195 00:13:11,706 --> 00:13:13,822 Just you two, is it? 196 00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:18,262 BABlES GURGLE 197 00:13:18,306 --> 00:13:20,422 - Whose are they? - (Both) Mine! 198 00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:26,304 Out. 199 00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:29,895 Yeah, no. The thing is, see. l know what it looks like... 200 00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:34,178 l've three of my own. l know it can be hard, getting out, getting a beer. 201 00:13:34,226 --> 00:13:38,060 But the simple fact is, they don't come in here. Ever. 202 00:13:38,106 --> 00:13:40,745 Now get 'em home. 203 00:13:42,226 --> 00:13:49,496 1 2:30. Residential area. Pub full of drinkers. That's a violation of your licence. 204 00:13:49,546 --> 00:13:51,218 l'm doing you a favour. 205 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:54,019 lf they're in here, they're not out there. 206 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:58,139 Council orders. Straight from the top. Zero tolerance. 207 00:13:58,186 --> 00:14:01,542 Temporary cessation of licence, pending appeal. 208 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:04,862 - You're closing us down? - Short, sharp shock. 209 00:14:04,906 --> 00:14:06,464 That's the message from on high. 210 00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:13,378 But surely we could come to... some sort of arrangement? 211 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,378 No. 212 00:14:16,426 --> 00:14:19,065 Get 'em out of here. 213 00:14:19,106 --> 00:14:24,658 - Anyone would think there was a war on. - You are spot on, Frank. 214 00:14:24,706 --> 00:14:29,063 They only introduced the law to stop miners getting pissed all night. 215 00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:31,859 l mean. Hello... 216 00:14:31,906 --> 00:14:37,503 Who the fuck has to get up in the morning? Find the keys. 217 00:14:37,546 --> 00:14:42,176 - Cracking house, Frank. - Everything has to come at a price. 218 00:14:44,146 --> 00:14:48,139 - Where the fuck are we going to drink now? -Tommy, l just don't fucking know. 219 00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:49,778 Come on. 220 00:14:49,826 --> 00:14:52,704 How long is Sheila away for? 221 00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:54,814 Frank? 222 00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:04,383 (All) Surprise! 223 00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:06,098 Happy birthday, Carol! 224 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:08,865 Jesus! l almost thought me heart had stopped then! 225 00:15:08,906 --> 00:15:11,625 - Happy birthday, Carol! - Oh! 226 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:14,464 (All) Hooray! 227 00:15:16,546 --> 00:15:18,582 Sounds like we're missing all the fun. 228 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,703 Or we could just make our own. 229 00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:26,135 Question. 230 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,699 Do you love me? 231 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,258 Where has that come from? 232 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,898 That's not an answer. 233 00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:40,344 Of course l love you. 234 00:15:40,386 --> 00:15:42,263 All right. Mental checklist. 235 00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:43,705 Birthday. Fine. 236 00:15:43,746 --> 00:15:45,657 Anniversary of our first date... 237 00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:47,981 You haven't forgotten anything. 238 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:52,502 Then what's the face for? 239 00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:54,025 Hm? 240 00:15:58,466 --> 00:16:02,539 PHONE RlNGS 241 00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:10,174 Yes, l am hearing what you're saying, but l don't understand why you get... 242 00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:13,184 Look. Two days you told me. Three tops. 243 00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:15,342 And now this. 244 00:16:15,386 --> 00:16:17,854 (Sheila) 'Things aren't too good this end.' 245 00:16:17,906 --> 00:16:19,942 But what about your kiddies? 246 00:16:19,986 --> 00:16:24,457 Eh? Two little babies, missing their mum. They need you, Sheila. 247 00:16:25,346 --> 00:16:29,259 Christ. Every time l hold little Nigel, he starts sucking on me tit. 248 00:16:29,306 --> 00:16:32,264 l've got to go, our Debbie's here. 249 00:16:33,746 --> 00:16:36,544 Debbie. Good girl. Come to help your old dad baby-sit? 250 00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:40,545 No. Carol's having a birthday party. We need to borrow plates and bowls. 251 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,578 Tell her what you told me. 252 00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:50,096 Last night, a gang of lads kicked hell out of my fence, 253 00:16:50,146 --> 00:16:52,137 then did over blind Brenda's. 254 00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:56,259 - The little bastards. - Satisfied? 255 00:16:57,906 --> 00:16:59,259 Funny how they didn't touch yours! 256 00:17:01,226 --> 00:17:03,137 Happy birthday. 257 00:17:11,386 --> 00:17:12,865 Fuck face. 258 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,535 Message for Veronica - don't bother coming to the party. 259 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,065 Oh, here. 260 00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:22,419 What the fuck's this? 261 00:17:22,466 --> 00:17:25,185 Stuff you borrowed from us. Mum wants it all back. 262 00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:31,459 Best of A-ha? 263 00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:34,179 A couple of hours, Tommy. 264 00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:37,662 Three tops. Just got to show my face, family stuff. 265 00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:39,139 Yeah. Right you are. 266 00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:42,542 Help yourself to anything in the cupboard. Well, not anything. 267 00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:47,983 lf they start crying, just, you know... Stick 'em upstairs. 268 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,505 You've not got a present? 269 00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:59,302 lt says it's fucking shut till further notice. Hey, Frank. 270 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,099 Hey, Phil. Tommy's round our place watching the fight. 271 00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:03,181 Nice one. 272 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:10,535 Hello, darling! 273 00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:17,736 Hey! 274 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:20,141 Little something from me and Sheila. 275 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,859 Oh, Frank. You shouldn't have. 276 00:18:22,906 --> 00:18:24,100 Oh! lt's a... 277 00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:26,025 Thank you! 278 00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:30,018 Here's to another 60 years, eh, Carol? 279 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,296 Ooh! Looking good! 280 00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:38,460 That's just like the one we bought Sheila for her birthday. 281 00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:41,105 Hey. 282 00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:44,900 lf you're getting hammered, l'm not going to be four drinks behind. 283 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,456 MOBlLE PHONE RlNGS 284 00:18:52,906 --> 00:18:56,023 - Who was that? - My sister. Probably wants to slag Mum off. 285 00:18:56,066 --> 00:18:57,385 l'll call her tomorrow. 286 00:18:57,426 --> 00:19:01,419 Happy birthday, Carol! Hooray! 287 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,378 KNOCK ON DOOR 288 00:19:11,386 --> 00:19:14,344 - Veronica. Come over. - Has she asked you to do this? 289 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,545 lt's your mum's birthday. You can't not speak to her. 290 00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:19,780 Why not? 291 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,978 lf she were that bothered, she'd have come round herself. 292 00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:26,176 l'm sorry about last night. 293 00:19:26,226 --> 00:19:28,137 lt was her l was mad at, not you. 294 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:32,862 What happened with Steve? 295 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,942 He lied to me. 296 00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:36,897 Straight to my face, he just lied. 297 00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:39,335 You still haven't asked him? 298 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:43,698 Second that question comes out of my mouth, my life changes forever. 299 00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:46,977 All l've been hoping for - marriage, kids. 300 00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:50,134 Let's just get through tonight. 301 00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:55,734 l can't come to the party, Fiona. 302 00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:58,782 Can you just give her that? 303 00:20:10,546 --> 00:20:11,615 PHONE RlNGS 304 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,499 You're right welcome. The more, the merrier. 305 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:19,017 - (Man) Eh-up, Phil. - Yeah. Anybody. 306 00:20:19,066 --> 00:20:22,024 All right. See you later. 307 00:20:25,106 --> 00:20:27,745 Honestly, that's the last time. All right? 308 00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:28,980 l promise. 309 00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:34,135 THUNDER RUMBLES 310 00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:36,495 Can you hear that? lt's raining! 311 00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:39,822 - lt's fucking raining! - Oh, my God. 312 00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:42,336 Everybody get the food in! 313 00:20:50,226 --> 00:20:51,864 Turn that music up! 314 00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,219 Fucking 'ell. 315 00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:56,938 Cats and dogs! 316 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,304 Whole thing's a wash-out. l thought it were a bit optimistic. 317 00:21:07,346 --> 00:21:09,860 Still going on, though, innit? 318 00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:11,862 Still going on without us. 319 00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:17,578 Hey. 320 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,059 What's up? 321 00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:21,904 She doesn't even want me there. 322 00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:25,495 Her own daughter and she hasn't even missed me. 323 00:21:25,546 --> 00:21:28,299 l've spent my whole life feeling like this. 324 00:21:28,346 --> 00:21:30,621 Like l wasn't good enough. 325 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,941 Always playing second fiddle. 326 00:21:32,986 --> 00:21:35,580 Me dad, me brothers. 327 00:21:35,626 --> 00:21:38,345 The dog. 328 00:21:38,386 --> 00:21:40,342 Well, l've had enough. 329 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:45,779 - l'm sick of her rubbing my nose in it. - Veronica. 330 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,054 Come on, Eileen 331 00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,142 Oh, l swear (what he means ) 332 00:21:49,186 --> 00:21:51,381 At this moment 333 00:21:51,426 --> 00:21:53,894 You mean everything 334 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,504 You in that dress 335 00:21:55,546 --> 00:21:57,696 My thoughts, l confess 336 00:21:57,746 --> 00:21:59,225 Verge on dirty 337 00:21:59,266 --> 00:22:03,384 Ah, come on, Eileen... 338 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:10,735 MUSlC STOPS 339 00:22:11,786 --> 00:22:12,855 Party is over! 340 00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:14,464 Veronica! 341 00:22:14,506 --> 00:22:16,974 l might have known! There's no show without Punch. 342 00:22:17,026 --> 00:22:19,176 - Just give me the fuses. - Keep out of it. 343 00:22:19,226 --> 00:22:22,218 Always has to be centre of attention. 344 00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:24,416 - Why's that, Mum? - Oh, grow up! 345 00:22:24,466 --> 00:22:26,138 Houseful of people? 346 00:22:26,186 --> 00:22:28,461 Did it never occur to you that someone was missing? 347 00:22:28,506 --> 00:22:29,825 Come on. This isn't going to help. 348 00:22:29,866 --> 00:22:31,504 < Give me the fuses! 349 00:22:31,546 --> 00:22:34,743 - This is none of your business. - You're in our house. 350 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,981 - So? - So give me the fucking fuses. 351 00:22:37,026 --> 00:22:38,539 - Whoa, posh lad! - Steve. 352 00:22:38,586 --> 00:22:40,656 Want the fucking fuses? 353 00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:44,900 Find the fucking fuses! 354 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,459 You stupid bitch. 355 00:22:46,506 --> 00:22:49,418 What is it with you, Veronica? A perverse Midas touch? 356 00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:51,218 Everything you touch turns to shit? 357 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:55,703 That's rich coming from the bloke who's screwing behind his girlfriend's back! 358 00:22:55,746 --> 00:22:57,338 Veronica! 359 00:22:58,626 --> 00:23:01,060 Kerry Anne ring any bells, Steve? 360 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:04,455 (Oh, Jesus.) 361 00:23:06,866 --> 00:23:09,744 Tell 'em. 362 00:23:15,146 --> 00:23:17,216 She's my daughter. 363 00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:30,497 < Come on, tell me. 364 00:23:30,546 --> 00:23:32,821 Kev asked me to give him a wank once! 365 00:23:32,866 --> 00:23:34,424 And l did it for him! 366 00:23:35,626 --> 00:23:38,743 THEY LAUGH 367 00:23:48,786 --> 00:23:52,665 You join us just in time! 368 00:24:05,346 --> 00:24:08,622 Daughter. Kerry Anne. Seven years old. 369 00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,543 Great kid. 370 00:24:10,586 --> 00:24:14,704 Great smile. Biggest mistake of my life. 371 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,577 And you never thought to tell me? 372 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,304 l was 1 9 years old. 373 00:24:23,346 --> 00:24:27,862 l was training to be a doctor. She was a family friend. Her name was Miranda. 374 00:24:29,026 --> 00:24:31,335 We'd known each other since we were kids. 375 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,743 l should never have started it, but... lt was only meant to be casual. 376 00:24:35,786 --> 00:24:38,619 Bit of fun over the summer. 377 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:42,500 Next thing l know she wants to spend the rest of her life with me. 378 00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:45,663 So you just pissed off, left her with one in the oven. 379 00:24:45,706 --> 00:24:47,697 She told me she was on the pill. 380 00:24:49,506 --> 00:24:52,543 l swear to God, Fiona, neither of us wanted a kid. 381 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,986 We both had careers ahead of us. 382 00:24:57,026 --> 00:24:59,620 She only did it to keep hold of me. 383 00:25:00,786 --> 00:25:04,984 l fucked off because l couldn't allow myself to get trapped. Not in that life. 384 00:25:06,346 --> 00:25:07,699 How often do you see her? 385 00:25:10,466 --> 00:25:14,061 Three or four times a year. Special occasions, birthdays... 386 00:25:14,106 --> 00:25:17,018 The contact - that's a new thing. 387 00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:19,182 She's fallen in love with mobiles. 388 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,705 When last? 389 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:27,496 - lt is not as simple as you think, Fiona. - When did you last see your daughter? 390 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,458 She doesn't know l'm her dad. 391 00:25:37,186 --> 00:25:38,983 She lives with my brother. 392 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,856 Joey stepped in after l left. 393 00:25:45,706 --> 00:25:47,458 Filled a vacuum. 394 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:50,895 He'd always loved Miranda, everybody knew, 395 00:25:50,946 --> 00:25:55,383 but part of me thinks l was only shagging her to put one over on him. 396 00:25:58,346 --> 00:26:02,419 They brought up Kerry Anne as their own and it painted me out of the picture. 397 00:26:04,906 --> 00:26:07,739 - l need a drink.. - Fiona, please, just... 398 00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:11,263 l was 1 9. 399 00:26:16,386 --> 00:26:18,775 < SOBBlNG 400 00:26:18,826 --> 00:26:22,660 KNOCKlNG 401 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,185 Veronica. 402 00:26:26,346 --> 00:26:28,780 l'm not talking to the fucking door. 403 00:26:28,826 --> 00:26:32,057 - Veronica! - Go away! 404 00:26:32,106 --> 00:26:33,459 Just let me explain! 405 00:26:33,506 --> 00:26:35,974 Go to bed, Kev. 406 00:26:36,026 --> 00:26:38,494 - Have a wank. - Just come out. 407 00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:42,583 Yeah, all right, he wanked us off. 408 00:26:42,626 --> 00:26:45,094 Oh! 409 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,545 But it wasn't pleasure, 410 00:26:46,586 --> 00:26:50,465 and if you'd stop behaving like a bleedin' child for a second... 411 00:26:50,506 --> 00:26:53,623 Veronica! Veronica! 412 00:26:56,066 --> 00:27:00,423 My entire family are trying to ruin my life, 413 00:27:00,466 --> 00:27:04,539 but l think, it's all right, cos l've got Kev. 414 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:10,535 But no, now l find out you've been getting it on with fucking Marty! 415 00:27:10,586 --> 00:27:11,655 We weren't getting it on! 416 00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:15,858 l do not want to know anything about it! Don't tell me anything! 417 00:27:17,786 --> 00:27:23,463 First it's wearing my knickers to work, now this... 418 00:27:23,506 --> 00:27:26,942 You're as bad as me fucking dad. 419 00:27:29,266 --> 00:27:31,985 lf you're gay, Kev, just admit it! 420 00:27:34,506 --> 00:27:38,340 SHE SOBS 421 00:28:00,426 --> 00:28:03,463 Frank! What are you drinking? 422 00:28:03,506 --> 00:28:05,144 What the fuck's going on? 423 00:28:05,186 --> 00:28:07,495 Where has all this lot come from? 424 00:28:07,546 --> 00:28:12,062 Folk flock to folk, Frank. Call it community. 425 00:28:12,106 --> 00:28:15,621 Call it a fucking joke! Get them out, you thick Yorkshire dick. 426 00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:19,784 - They've got to know where to go. - What about a home? There's... 427 00:28:19,826 --> 00:28:22,738 Who brought the fucking darts?! 428 00:28:25,226 --> 00:28:28,377 They're all paying £1 a can. 429 00:28:28,426 --> 00:28:31,463 And as much free weed as we can smoke. 430 00:28:31,506 --> 00:28:36,500 All the benefits of the pub without leaving your own home. 431 00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:46,864 Hey, where are the twins? 432 00:28:46,906 --> 00:28:52,617 Don't worry, cos Sally is looking after them and she loves kiddies. 433 00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:53,815 All right? 434 00:28:55,186 --> 00:28:58,383 That's a fucking bloke. 435 00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:00,337 (Tommy) Oh. 436 00:29:02,626 --> 00:29:05,936 (Tommy) Right... Where could we put that fruit machine? 437 00:29:09,946 --> 00:29:11,425 Where's Steve? 438 00:29:11,466 --> 00:29:13,696 Had to head off early. Had to be somewhere. 439 00:29:15,986 --> 00:29:19,058 l saw you sneaking out of Debbie's room this morning. 440 00:29:19,106 --> 00:29:20,983 You are not splitting up, are you? 441 00:29:22,746 --> 00:29:25,624 lan, have you still got that spare cash-and-carry card? 442 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:28,783 - How is Sheila's mum? - Oh, fuck knows? ls that kettle on? 443 00:29:28,826 --> 00:29:29,895 What do you need it for? 444 00:29:29,946 --> 00:29:32,744 Cos your so-called mate won't give us a discount. 445 00:29:32,786 --> 00:29:35,778 - What about rewarding loyalty? - l've lent it to Veronica. 446 00:29:35,826 --> 00:29:38,943 Well, run and get it. Ask Kev if he's still got that trailer. 447 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,817 Do it your fucking self! 448 00:29:50,946 --> 00:29:54,018 Frank says have you still got that cash-and-carry card? 449 00:29:55,826 --> 00:30:00,183 Veronica, look, just tell me where it is and l'll get it. 450 00:30:09,346 --> 00:30:14,022 Hi, are you all right? There's something l need you to see. 451 00:30:15,706 --> 00:30:17,901 Hey, get in. 452 00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:25,178 Aw, Jesus, Frank! 453 00:30:25,226 --> 00:30:27,820 Look at the state of this place! 454 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,299 PHONE RlNGS 455 00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:33,302 Tommy, don't... ! 456 00:30:33,346 --> 00:30:36,497 -Tommy's Bar, how can l help you? - No, no, no! 457 00:30:37,906 --> 00:30:39,897 Yeah, just hang on a sec! 458 00:30:39,946 --> 00:30:41,618 Sheila, a tad upset. 459 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,543 Wrong number! 460 00:30:43,586 --> 00:30:47,420 Sorry, no, Frank is not here. This is Tommy's Bar, Faliraki. 461 00:30:47,466 --> 00:30:49,422 She's gonna buy that, isn't she? > 462 00:30:56,706 --> 00:30:59,743 Where the fuck's the other one? 463 00:30:59,786 --> 00:31:04,064 Tommy, what's happened to the other one? 464 00:31:04,106 --> 00:31:07,542 Right, the last l saw... Sally. Adam. 465 00:31:07,586 --> 00:31:08,655 What, Psycho Sally? 466 00:31:15,746 --> 00:31:18,943 - Jesus. Er, is your Sally in? - Stuart. 467 00:31:18,986 --> 00:31:21,102 - Stuart. - That fucking nancy boy?! 468 00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:23,740 Try the Nancy House on Nancy St! 469 00:31:27,746 --> 00:31:30,021 Oh, Brenda. You're looking lovely. 470 00:31:30,066 --> 00:31:32,864 You've gotta help us. Have you seen Psycho Sally? 471 00:31:32,906 --> 00:31:36,023 (Man's voice) Not recently. l heard he was shacked up with little Lisa. 472 00:31:36,066 --> 00:31:39,183 Who the fucking hell is little Lisa? 473 00:31:46,786 --> 00:31:50,062 - Are you from the council? - Do we look like the fucking council?! 474 00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:52,904 Sally, where the fuck's Sally?! Sally! 475 00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:56,416 Where is the twisted fucking weirdo?! 476 00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:59,742 - Taken t'baby out. - Yeah, my fuckin' baby! 477 00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:00,935 Frank! 478 00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:04,546 - Frank! - Nothing but fucking weirdos! 479 00:32:05,946 --> 00:32:07,698 He's got womb envy! 480 00:32:07,746 --> 00:32:10,214 He doesn't mean any harm. 481 00:32:13,946 --> 00:32:17,495 There she is. That's Kerry Anne. 482 00:32:17,546 --> 00:32:19,059 The short one. 483 00:32:20,546 --> 00:32:23,106 Joe picks her up every day after work. 484 00:32:23,146 --> 00:32:26,934 They collect Miranda on the way home. lt's like clockwork. 485 00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:28,055 She's lovely. 486 00:32:28,106 --> 00:32:31,143 (Fiona) Really lovely. 487 00:32:31,186 --> 00:32:33,097 They're a real family, Fiona. 488 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,941 They have everything they want. 489 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,539 They don't need me. 490 00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:53,022 So, are you coming to meet her? 491 00:32:54,386 --> 00:32:57,344 No. No, l'll wait here. 492 00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:09,259 Hi, Uncle Steve! 493 00:33:32,226 --> 00:33:34,342 Mr Fitch, Council. > 494 00:33:34,386 --> 00:33:35,944 Come to judge your garden. 495 00:33:35,986 --> 00:33:37,897 Oh, right, yeah. Come in. 496 00:33:41,346 --> 00:33:46,261 - Er, when do we find out if we've won? - No idea. Ring the council. 497 00:33:46,306 --> 00:33:49,503 - You are the council. - l just tick boxes. 498 00:34:10,866 --> 00:34:13,903 The fella's here from the council. 499 00:34:13,946 --> 00:34:16,255 Come to judge...the garden. 500 00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:18,774 Do you wanna ask him any questions? 501 00:34:18,826 --> 00:34:20,305 Fine. Fuck you! 502 00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:25,534 Make yourself at home. 503 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:28,699 All right? 504 00:34:28,746 --> 00:34:31,306 HE TRlES TO SPEAK 505 00:34:31,346 --> 00:34:35,658 What? Oh, shit! Shit! 506 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:38,345 Wait there! lt'll be all right. Veronica. Veronica! 507 00:34:40,786 --> 00:34:43,505 - Oh, Veronica, for fuck's sake! - What's going on? 508 00:34:43,546 --> 00:34:46,265 - Him. Dying. Ambulance. - Where's Veronica? 509 00:34:46,306 --> 00:34:48,137 Not talking. Guess why?! 510 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,575 Veronica. For God's sake! 511 00:34:51,346 --> 00:34:54,463 Recovery position. On your side! 512 00:34:54,506 --> 00:34:56,781 - No! Sit him up! - He's having a heart attack. 513 00:34:56,826 --> 00:35:00,501 l can see that. Sit him up! Keep the blood circulating. 514 00:35:00,546 --> 00:35:02,218 Come on, mate. Are you all right? 515 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,700 Can you understand what l'm saying? 516 00:35:04,746 --> 00:35:07,055 - Have we called an ambulance? - lt's on its way. 517 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:08,903 Pock... Pocket. 518 00:35:08,946 --> 00:35:11,141 He's got tablets. Get him some water. 519 00:35:11,186 --> 00:35:14,656 And bring a cold flannel. And see if you can find any aspirin. 520 00:35:14,706 --> 00:35:17,823 lt were just a wank, Veronica. Nothing perverse. 521 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:18,616 Marty! 522 00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:21,134 You were trying for babies. He thought he was impotent. 523 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:25,304 So we went to get tested. But he couldn't do it with the jazz mags. Wanking! 524 00:35:25,346 --> 00:35:29,498 - Shall we talk about this later? - Probably scared that he couldn't be a father. 525 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:33,425 He needed a helping hand. Did it for you, Veronica. 526 00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:36,776 He were looking at a picture of you the whole time. 527 00:35:36,826 --> 00:35:40,023 l swear to God. lt's the truth. 528 00:35:43,146 --> 00:35:44,818 She needed to hear it. 529 00:35:47,386 --> 00:35:49,502 - Thanks. - Help me. 530 00:35:49,546 --> 00:35:52,299 Right. How many of these are we taking? 531 00:35:52,346 --> 00:35:53,825 One. 532 00:35:53,866 --> 00:35:59,577 Little Nigel. Little baby Nigel, with some pervert. 533 00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,265 Shall we see if the police can find him? 534 00:36:02,306 --> 00:36:04,137 Here we go. 535 00:36:04,186 --> 00:36:05,665 Oh, Jesus. 536 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:08,857 What's going on? 537 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:12,821 Frank Gallagher? 538 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,458 More's the pity. 539 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,622 Picked up your baby-sitter. 540 00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:18,258 Oh! 541 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:19,785 < Pissed on a park bench. 542 00:36:19,826 --> 00:36:22,386 She asked us to return him. 543 00:36:22,426 --> 00:36:26,465 Often leave your kids with alcoholic transvestites, Frank? 544 00:36:26,506 --> 00:36:31,864 Three strikes and you're out. Understand? Party's over. 545 00:36:34,906 --> 00:36:38,455 He-he-he! Got ya! Got ya back! 546 00:36:38,506 --> 00:36:40,895 Hello! Come on, eh?! 547 00:36:40,946 --> 00:36:47,624 - Together again! Sorted. Sorted. - Look at that! Two peas in a pod. 548 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:50,021 - Eh. Look... - You'll be all right, won't you? 549 00:36:50,066 --> 00:36:51,579 Frank! 550 00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:54,425 Frank! > 551 00:36:54,466 --> 00:36:55,740 (Oh, mother of Christ!) 552 00:36:58,106 --> 00:36:59,664 Surprise! 553 00:37:02,266 --> 00:37:05,622 Hey, no, it's all right. lf you're not in the mood l can always... 554 00:37:08,786 --> 00:37:12,540 - Did you not get my message? - No. What message? 555 00:37:12,586 --> 00:37:14,258 Me mum's dead. 556 00:37:14,306 --> 00:37:16,615 Me mum's dead! 557 00:37:24,866 --> 00:37:29,940 So you'll put in a good word for us about the gardening competition? 558 00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:31,339 The whole thing's a sham. 559 00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:35,339 lt's a free clean up. Winner'll be... 560 00:37:37,586 --> 00:37:39,417 ..house most in arrears. 561 00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:59,377 lt's working! 562 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:14,105 So? 563 00:38:16,386 --> 00:38:19,298 So... 564 00:38:19,346 --> 00:38:21,940 lt were just before our Kelly moved to Paphos. 565 00:38:21,986 --> 00:38:25,820 And this arsehole she was going out with 566 00:38:25,866 --> 00:38:28,460 kept calling me ''dry balls'', 567 00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:31,623 cos he'd had four kids to four different women 568 00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:35,375 and couldn't believe l hadn't slipped one past the goalie. 569 00:38:35,426 --> 00:38:37,815 Why didn't you tell me? 570 00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:40,380 Cos l was embarrassed. 571 00:38:40,426 --> 00:38:42,064 l just wanted to give you a kid. 572 00:38:43,506 --> 00:38:44,825 l know. 573 00:38:45,986 --> 00:38:50,025 But why did you have to pick our bleedin' Marty! 574 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:52,705 And how did him doing it help? 575 00:38:52,746 --> 00:38:55,021 He's not even good-looking! 576 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,579 Good-looking?! 577 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:58,537 He's a bloke, for fuck's sake! 578 00:39:01,066 --> 00:39:05,662 Anyway, look. l needed some help and l was looking at you the whole time. 579 00:39:05,706 --> 00:39:07,185 Oh, Kev! 580 00:39:09,946 --> 00:39:13,416 This, Kev - us, 581 00:39:13,466 --> 00:39:18,301 it's the one thing in my life that's got absolutely nothing to do 582 00:39:18,346 --> 00:39:21,622 with my stupid bleedin' family. 583 00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:23,577 From now on, 584 00:39:23,626 --> 00:39:25,503 can we keep it that way? 585 00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:35,895 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 586 00:39:37,946 --> 00:39:41,780 Veronica. l really need a friend. 587 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,945 Come on. 588 00:39:47,146 --> 00:39:48,215 lt's not that he lied. 589 00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:52,896 l understand why he might have wanted to bury it, but when l saw him, holding her... 590 00:39:54,866 --> 00:39:57,619 There are fathers fighting through the courts, 591 00:39:57,666 --> 00:40:00,703 because they can't get access to their kids. 592 00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:03,704 How can he not want to be part of her life? 593 00:40:03,746 --> 00:40:09,981 He goes around like nothing can faze him, tough, confident, answer for everything. 594 00:40:10,026 --> 00:40:12,460 Now l realise that comes at a price. 595 00:40:14,026 --> 00:40:17,382 There's no way around it, Fiona. We never really know 'em. 596 00:40:17,426 --> 00:40:20,975 We think we do. We think there's nothing can surprise us. 597 00:40:21,026 --> 00:40:23,779 Then they get wanked off by your brother. 598 00:40:31,386 --> 00:40:35,425 Sorry about lumbering you with my mum and Marty. 599 00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:37,343 l can't live with her, Fiona. 600 00:40:37,386 --> 00:40:40,583 She makes me feel like l'm seven again. 601 00:40:42,186 --> 00:40:44,541 Why don't we keep them? 602 00:40:44,586 --> 00:40:47,817 They can't come back here. You'll end up murdering each other. 603 00:40:47,866 --> 00:40:48,981 But you don't want them. 604 00:40:51,066 --> 00:40:53,057 We'll cope. One condition... 605 00:40:53,106 --> 00:40:58,817 They pay their way. Rent, bills - then we know where we stand. 606 00:40:58,866 --> 00:41:01,300 Oh, thank you! 607 00:41:04,386 --> 00:41:05,944 Ah! > 608 00:41:06,826 --> 00:41:10,535 You two OK? We've behaved like right idiots, haven't we? 609 00:41:10,586 --> 00:41:14,135 Normal service shall be resumed. 610 00:41:14,186 --> 00:41:15,983 Yey! 611 00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:24,459 lt's good doing this, in a way - 612 00:41:24,506 --> 00:41:26,542 takes your mind off the grief! 613 00:41:32,026 --> 00:41:36,941 Hey, no. Come on! Come on, love! 614 00:41:39,266 --> 00:41:41,905 Come on. Think about them two... 615 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,538 ..little Nigel and little Delia. 616 00:41:50,226 --> 00:41:57,018 lt's like the great cycle of life and death, innit? 617 00:41:57,066 --> 00:41:58,658 Yes. 618 00:42:02,306 --> 00:42:06,219 We're your family now, aren't we? 619 00:42:09,866 --> 00:42:13,302 lt's time l was...getting home. 620 00:42:21,786 --> 00:42:23,458 All right. 621 00:42:26,746 --> 00:42:28,702 - Whoa, whoa! -This is chicken. 622 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:31,055 - Anybody want...? - There's some plates there. 623 00:42:31,106 --> 00:42:32,380 Spring rolls. 624 00:42:32,426 --> 00:42:35,816 Hey, Lip. Didn't you order some chicken and black bean sauce...? 625 00:42:39,746 --> 00:42:42,943 - Juice, anybody? - Yeah, thanks. 626 00:42:55,426 --> 00:42:56,859 My whole life... 627 00:42:56,906 --> 00:42:59,340 feels like all l've had is people letting me down. 628 00:42:59,386 --> 00:43:02,617 - Fiona, please... - Let me finish. 629 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:08,860 You say you love me, and you want us to be together. 630 00:43:08,906 --> 00:43:09,975 l do. 631 00:43:10,026 --> 00:43:14,383 All l want is someone l can trust... 632 00:43:15,586 --> 00:43:18,225 ..someone l can rely on. 633 00:43:18,266 --> 00:43:23,465 Because all the rest, Steve, it's just words. 634 00:44:39,386 --> 00:44:41,342 So that's a yes, then? 635 00:44:44,106 --> 00:44:46,062 l will not let you down. 636 00:45:00,066 --> 00:45:03,183 'That day, my mum's adage came back to me. 637 00:45:03,226 --> 00:45:07,981 'When l looked behind Steve's eyes, all l saw was love.' 638 00:45:10,106 --> 00:45:14,065 l, Steve McBride, take thee, Fiona Gallagher 639 00:45:14,106 --> 00:45:15,937 to be my lawful wedded wife... 640 00:45:15,986 --> 00:45:18,181 - Congratulations.. - Yeah. 641 00:45:18,226 --> 00:45:18,863 Bastard! 642 00:45:18,906 --> 00:45:20,578 - You're not gay, are you? - No. 643 00:45:20,626 --> 00:45:24,255 Wow! lf l stuck a bonnet on that, it'd look like a microphone. 644 00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:28,424 lt's a happy day, starting a brand new life, marrying Steve... 645 00:45:29,586 --> 00:45:30,416 Dead dog! 646 00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:33,902 'l'm not baby-sitting you all my life.' Upstairs! 647 00:45:33,946 --> 00:45:36,506 Eugh! You scummy git! 648 00:45:36,546 --> 00:45:37,535 Fuck sake! 649 00:45:37,586 --> 00:45:38,382 'You can tell he knows.' 650 00:45:38,426 --> 00:45:42,977 l'm sick of that creep getting everything his own way! 651 00:46:23,026 --> 00:46:24,982 MUSlC: The Sun Always Shines On TV by A-ha 652 00:46:25,026 --> 00:46:26,220 Touch me, yeah 653 00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:29,622 How can it be? 654 00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:33,625 Believe me, yeah 655 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:37,864 The sun always shines on TV 656 00:46:37,906 --> 00:46:40,181 Hold me... 657 00:46:40,746 --> 00:46:43,340 Close to your heart 658 00:46:44,106 --> 00:46:48,338 Give all your love to me! 659 00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:52,938 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49033

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