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'Now nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden
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'but it's been a good home to us -
me, Frank Gallagher,
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'and me kids who l'm proud of,
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'cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.'
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- Run! Run for it!
- Leg it!
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'Fiona, who's a massive help,
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him Philip now,
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'Ian, a lot like his mam,
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'which is handy for the others
cos she's disappeared into thin air,
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'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair
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'cos it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah and nits love it.
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'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel.
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'You've to check your change but she'll go
miles out of her way to do you a favour.
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'Plus Liam - gonna be a star
once we've got the fits under control.
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'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend.
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'The truth is out there... Not!
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'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica.
Lend you anything. Well, not anything.
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'But all of them to a man know,
first and foremost,
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'one of the most vital necessities in this life
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'is they know how to throw a party!
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'Scatter!'
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(Fiona) 'When l was little, my mum
used to say, ''Keep your eyes open, Fiona.
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'''Things aren't always as they seem.''
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'Which bugged me, cos l thought,
what about when you're asleep?
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'lt's only now l know what she meant.
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'That it's the things you think you know best
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'that have the power to surprise you most.'
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Fiona!
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Just nipped out for essentials.
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(WHlSTLES) Nice outfit.
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Started on the spare room again.
Going to be a big job, though.
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You're telling me.
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Reckon it'll take a few coats
to get rid of that purple.
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- Have you noticed anything unusual?
- Like what?
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On the estate.
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Everywhere you turn,
it's like people have started...
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..gardening.
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Carol? What's going on?
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My way of contributing,
to say thank you to Fiona.
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lf we happen to win
the competition, so much the better.
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Come on!
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- What competition?
- Didn't you see the letter?
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- What letter?
- From the council, l left it on table.
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New initiative, so tenants
show respect for their houses.
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There's a year's free rent for
the house with the best-kept exterior.
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A year's free rent? You're joking!
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- Why didn't someone tell me?
- Don't you get post at your house?
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Shit. Shit. Shit.
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Anyway, you don't stand a chance
with that shit heap of yours, do ya?
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lf anybody is winning that prize, it's us.
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< (All) Yeah!
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< (All) Ooh!
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lt'll look lovely when it's all arranged, Fiona.
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That's very kind of you, Carol.
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Just in time for my birthday.
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l'm thinking, summer barbecue.
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How much longer
can we string this decoration out?
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l reckon we should do orange next.
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Tell them it'll remind Marty of fire.
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Going to win though, aren't they?
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- No one else will make that sort of effort.
- So?
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So, thanks to my mother helping next door,
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theirs looks good while ours
looks like Steptoe's bleeding yard.
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Oh, no. l am not gardening
if that is where this is leading.
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Not for some poxy competition.
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Kev...
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lt's for a year's free rent.
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Which is why l'm going to work.
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And you can get them bleeding bikes fixed!
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SHE LAUGHS
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Steve, l need a favour. >
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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Steve, are you there? >
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A lady doesn't tell her age.
You're as old as the man you feel.
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Cheeky bugger!
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Day after tomorrow, you know where we are.
Dress to impress.
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Did you shout earlier?
We were having a lie-down.
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Borrowed Steve's mobile,
mine's as flat as a pancake.
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Oh, Kerry Anne, who the...
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Oh, it's not my phone.
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'Could be a mistake.'
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l got one asking if the gecko was still for sale.
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''See you tomorrow,
can't wait, four fucking kisses?''
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He's met someone else.
Who the fuck is Kerry Anne?
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- You could always ring her.
- And say what?
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Trust my mum to go sticking her nose in.
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Veronica, if it's the truth, l'd rather know.
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- You can't go charging in all guns blazing.
- Why not?
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Because you're angry.
Whatever he says, you'll only hear guilt.
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That proves nothing.
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Steve's not the affair type,
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but it tells you one thing -
he's meant to be meeting her tomorrow.
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So then you'll find out whether he's lying.
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Yeah.
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TV PLAYS
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All right, fellas. How's it going?
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Shite.
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Fucking council.
Might as well take the shirt off my back.
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Getting people to do their own gardens.
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That is a conspiracy, Kev.
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Trying to force us out.
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TV CONTlNUES BLARlNG
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Hey Tommy, you know what they say.
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Don't get mad, get even.
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You still got that big truck?
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Right, let's get started.
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WATER TRlCKLES
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You like it?
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What the...? How did you...?
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Well, remember the council
wasting all that money
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on the Diana memorial garden?
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lt's what she would have wanted.
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We're gonna win! We're gonna win!
l love you! l love you!
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How has this happened?
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Just appeared overnight.
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< Must be God, looking out for us.
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Yeah, God and his mates, Tommy and Phil.
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You nicked it?
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Best 50 quid l ever spent.
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You've done this out of spite!
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lt's our garden. We'll do what we like!
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She's always been like this,
always has to go one better.
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What is your problem?
Why can't you be pleased for me?
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Hang on a minute, calm down.
Both gardens look better than they did.
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Yeah, but ours is a bit shit in comparison.
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A year's free rent coming our way.
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My own daughter turns against me.
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Taxi will be here any minute.
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l still don't understand why
the twins can't go with you.
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Frank, she's in a hospice.
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Yeah, but do they not have a creche?
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Just a couple of days, you'll manage.
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l'm worried about you.
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lt's not good for mothers
to be apart from their nippers,
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it plays havoc with the hormones.
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Everything's here. l've colour-coded them.
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Morning is green, afternoon is amber,
evening is red.
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Well, puce.
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lt's like a traffic light in reverse.
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Here's a list of what everything does.
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l have brought up six of my own.
What about grub?
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Six drafts of milk in the fridge,
baby rice in the cupboard.
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l meant for me!
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Nothing can go wrong.
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Anything else?
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Bye.
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Here's to Alzheimer's.
World of your own, and revenge on your kids.
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BABlES CRY
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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We're singing in the rain
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Just singing in the rain
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SHE CACKLES
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What a glorious feeling, l'm happy again
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- Da da da da!
- Da da-der da-der
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Fuck!
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Right. That fucking bitch!
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D'you know what time it is?
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< Look at our garden!
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Go on. Look at it!
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We know who's behind that. She's done this!
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You malicious old bitch!
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Veronica. Everybody's in bed!
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What's she saying about me?
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Oh, Carol. Go back to bed.
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Who did she get to do it for you?
One of your shags?
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What are you talking about?
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Our garden, you vicious old cow!
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l've not touched your precious bloody garden!
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- You're making a show of yourself. Go indoors.
- lt's all right for you.
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You don't need a year's free rent,
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cos flash twat's bought you a spare house!
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We still pay for next door!
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lf you hadn't spent the last month
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trying to find a million reasons
why your mum and Marty
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couldn't move back into your house,
none of this would have happened!
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Fuck off!
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You...
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Mm. There's a face l'm happy to see.
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- You all right?
- Where have you been?
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Stoke.
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l thought l told you.
Had to offload that Freelander.
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l'm gonna have a beer and l'll follow you up.
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..Any other guy
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l just wanna tell you how l'm feeling
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l gotta make you understand
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Never gonna give you up
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Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around and desert you
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(Muffled) Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye...
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All right, Sergeant, through the back entrance.
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..Hurt you... lt's a raid!
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Fucking 'ell!
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All right, sir? What can l do for you?
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Just you two, is it?
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BABlES GURGLE
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- Whose are they?
- (Both) Mine!
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Out.
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Yeah, no. The thing is, see.
l know what it looks like...
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l've three of my own. l know it can be hard,
getting out, getting a beer.
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But the simple fact is,
they don't come in here. Ever.
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Now get 'em home.
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1 2:30. Residential area. Pub full of drinkers.
That's a violation of your licence.
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l'm doing you a favour.
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lf they're in here, they're not out there.
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Council orders. Straight from the top.
Zero tolerance.
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Temporary cessation of licence,
pending appeal.
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- You're closing us down?
- Short, sharp shock.
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That's the message from on high.
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But surely we could come to...
some sort of arrangement?
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No.
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Get 'em out of here.
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- Anyone would think there was a war on.
- You are spot on, Frank.
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They only introduced the law
to stop miners getting pissed all night.
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l mean. Hello...
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Who the fuck has to get up in the morning?
Find the keys.
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- Cracking house, Frank.
- Everything has to come at a price.
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- Where the fuck are we going to drink now?
-Tommy, l just don't fucking know.
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Come on.
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How long is Sheila away for?
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Frank?
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(All) Surprise!
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Happy birthday, Carol!
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Jesus! l almost thought
me heart had stopped then!
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- Happy birthday, Carol!
- Oh!
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(All) Hooray!
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Sounds like we're missing all the fun.
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Or we could just make our own.
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Question.
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Do you love me?
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Where has that come from?
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That's not an answer.
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Of course l love you.
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All right. Mental checklist.
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Birthday. Fine.
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Anniversary of our first date...
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You haven't forgotten anything.
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Then what's the face for?
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Hm?
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PHONE RlNGS
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Yes, l am hearing what you're saying,
but l don't understand why you get...
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Look. Two days you told me. Three tops.
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And now this.
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(Sheila) 'Things aren't too good this end.'
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But what about your kiddies?
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Eh? Two little babies,
missing their mum. They need you, Sheila.
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Christ. Every time l hold little Nigel,
he starts sucking on me tit.
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l've got to go, our Debbie's here.
249
00:16:33,746 --> 00:16:36,544
Debbie. Good girl.
Come to help your old dad baby-sit?
250
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:40,545
No. Carol's having a birthday party.
We need to borrow plates and bowls.
251
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,578
Tell her what you told me.
252
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:50,096
Last night, a gang of lads
kicked hell out of my fence,
253
00:16:50,146 --> 00:16:52,137
then did over blind Brenda's.
254
00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:56,259
- The little bastards.
- Satisfied?
255
00:16:57,906 --> 00:16:59,259
Funny how they didn't touch yours!
256
00:17:01,226 --> 00:17:03,137
Happy birthday.
257
00:17:11,386 --> 00:17:12,865
Fuck face.
258
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,535
Message for Veronica -
don't bother coming to the party.
259
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,065
Oh, here.
260
00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:22,419
What the fuck's this?
261
00:17:22,466 --> 00:17:25,185
Stuff you borrowed from us.
Mum wants it all back.
262
00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:31,459
Best of A-ha?
263
00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:34,179
A couple of hours, Tommy.
264
00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:37,662
Three tops.
Just got to show my face, family stuff.
265
00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:39,139
Yeah. Right you are.
266
00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:42,542
Help yourself to anything
in the cupboard. Well, not anything.
267
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:47,983
lf they start crying, just, you know...
Stick 'em upstairs.
268
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,505
You've not got a present?
269
00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:59,302
lt says it's fucking shut till further notice.
Hey, Frank.
270
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,099
Hey, Phil. Tommy's round
our place watching the fight.
271
00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:03,181
Nice one.
272
00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:10,535
Hello, darling!
273
00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:17,736
Hey!
274
00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:20,141
Little something from me and Sheila.
275
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,859
Oh, Frank. You shouldn't have.
276
00:18:22,906 --> 00:18:24,100
Oh! lt's a...
277
00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:26,025
Thank you!
278
00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:30,018
Here's to another 60 years, eh, Carol?
279
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,296
Ooh! Looking good!
280
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:38,460
That's just like the one we bought
Sheila for her birthday.
281
00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:41,105
Hey.
282
00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:44,900
lf you're getting hammered,
l'm not going to be four drinks behind.
283
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,456
MOBlLE PHONE RlNGS
284
00:18:52,906 --> 00:18:56,023
- Who was that?
- My sister. Probably wants to slag Mum off.
285
00:18:56,066 --> 00:18:57,385
l'll call her tomorrow.
286
00:18:57,426 --> 00:19:01,419
Happy birthday, Carol! Hooray!
287
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,378
KNOCK ON DOOR
288
00:19:11,386 --> 00:19:14,344
- Veronica. Come over.
- Has she asked you to do this?
289
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,545
lt's your mum's birthday.
You can't not speak to her.
290
00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:19,780
Why not?
291
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,978
lf she were that bothered,
she'd have come round herself.
292
00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:26,176
l'm sorry about last night.
293
00:19:26,226 --> 00:19:28,137
lt was her l was mad at, not you.
294
00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:32,862
What happened with Steve?
295
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,942
He lied to me.
296
00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:36,897
Straight to my face, he just lied.
297
00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:39,335
You still haven't asked him?
298
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:43,698
Second that question comes out of my mouth,
my life changes forever.
299
00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:46,977
All l've been hoping for - marriage, kids.
300
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:50,134
Let's just get through tonight.
301
00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:55,734
l can't come to the party, Fiona.
302
00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:58,782
Can you just give her that?
303
00:20:10,546 --> 00:20:11,615
PHONE RlNGS
304
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,499
You're right welcome. The more, the merrier.
305
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:19,017
- (Man) Eh-up, Phil.
- Yeah. Anybody.
306
00:20:19,066 --> 00:20:22,024
All right. See you later.
307
00:20:25,106 --> 00:20:27,745
Honestly, that's the last time. All right?
308
00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:28,980
l promise.
309
00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:34,135
THUNDER RUMBLES
310
00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:36,495
Can you hear that? lt's raining!
311
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:39,822
- lt's fucking raining!
- Oh, my God.
312
00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:42,336
Everybody get the food in!
313
00:20:50,226 --> 00:20:51,864
Turn that music up!
314
00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,219
Fucking 'ell.
315
00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:56,938
Cats and dogs!
316
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,304
Whole thing's a wash-out.
l thought it were a bit optimistic.
317
00:21:07,346 --> 00:21:09,860
Still going on, though, innit?
318
00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:11,862
Still going on without us.
319
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:17,578
Hey.
320
00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,059
What's up?
321
00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:21,904
She doesn't even want me there.
322
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:25,495
Her own daughter
and she hasn't even missed me.
323
00:21:25,546 --> 00:21:28,299
l've spent my whole life feeling like this.
324
00:21:28,346 --> 00:21:30,621
Like l wasn't good enough.
325
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,941
Always playing second fiddle.
326
00:21:32,986 --> 00:21:35,580
Me dad, me brothers.
327
00:21:35,626 --> 00:21:38,345
The dog.
328
00:21:38,386 --> 00:21:40,342
Well, l've had enough.
329
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:45,779
- l'm sick of her rubbing my nose in it.
- Veronica.
330
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,054
Come on, Eileen
331
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,142
Oh, l swear (what he means )
332
00:21:49,186 --> 00:21:51,381
At this moment
333
00:21:51,426 --> 00:21:53,894
You mean everything
334
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,504
You in that dress
335
00:21:55,546 --> 00:21:57,696
My thoughts, l confess
336
00:21:57,746 --> 00:21:59,225
Verge on dirty
337
00:21:59,266 --> 00:22:03,384
Ah, come on, Eileen...
338
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:10,735
MUSlC STOPS
339
00:22:11,786 --> 00:22:12,855
Party is over!
340
00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:14,464
Veronica!
341
00:22:14,506 --> 00:22:16,974
l might have known!
There's no show without Punch.
342
00:22:17,026 --> 00:22:19,176
- Just give me the fuses.
- Keep out of it.
343
00:22:19,226 --> 00:22:22,218
Always has to be centre of attention.
344
00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:24,416
- Why's that, Mum?
- Oh, grow up!
345
00:22:24,466 --> 00:22:26,138
Houseful of people?
346
00:22:26,186 --> 00:22:28,461
Did it never occur to you
that someone was missing?
347
00:22:28,506 --> 00:22:29,825
Come on. This isn't going to help.
348
00:22:29,866 --> 00:22:31,504
< Give me the fuses!
349
00:22:31,546 --> 00:22:34,743
- This is none of your business.
- You're in our house.
350
00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,981
- So?
- So give me the fucking fuses.
351
00:22:37,026 --> 00:22:38,539
- Whoa, posh lad!
- Steve.
352
00:22:38,586 --> 00:22:40,656
Want the fucking fuses?
353
00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:44,900
Find the fucking fuses!
354
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,459
You stupid bitch.
355
00:22:46,506 --> 00:22:49,418
What is it with you, Veronica?
A perverse Midas touch?
356
00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:51,218
Everything you touch turns to shit?
357
00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:55,703
That's rich coming from the bloke
who's screwing behind his girlfriend's back!
358
00:22:55,746 --> 00:22:57,338
Veronica!
359
00:22:58,626 --> 00:23:01,060
Kerry Anne ring any bells, Steve?
360
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:04,455
(Oh, Jesus.)
361
00:23:06,866 --> 00:23:09,744
Tell 'em.
362
00:23:15,146 --> 00:23:17,216
She's my daughter.
363
00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:30,497
< Come on, tell me.
364
00:23:30,546 --> 00:23:32,821
Kev asked me to give him a wank once!
365
00:23:32,866 --> 00:23:34,424
And l did it for him!
366
00:23:35,626 --> 00:23:38,743
THEY LAUGH
367
00:23:48,786 --> 00:23:52,665
You join us just in time!
368
00:24:05,346 --> 00:24:08,622
Daughter. Kerry Anne. Seven years old.
369
00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,543
Great kid.
370
00:24:10,586 --> 00:24:14,704
Great smile. Biggest mistake of my life.
371
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,577
And you never thought to tell me?
372
00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,304
l was 1 9 years old.
373
00:24:23,346 --> 00:24:27,862
l was training to be a doctor. She was
a family friend. Her name was Miranda.
374
00:24:29,026 --> 00:24:31,335
We'd known each other since we were kids.
375
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,743
l should never have started it, but...
lt was only meant to be casual.
376
00:24:35,786 --> 00:24:38,619
Bit of fun over the summer.
377
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:42,500
Next thing l know she wants to spend
the rest of her life with me.
378
00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:45,663
So you just pissed off,
left her with one in the oven.
379
00:24:45,706 --> 00:24:47,697
She told me she was on the pill.
380
00:24:49,506 --> 00:24:52,543
l swear to God, Fiona,
neither of us wanted a kid.
381
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,986
We both had careers ahead of us.
382
00:24:57,026 --> 00:24:59,620
She only did it to keep hold of me.
383
00:25:00,786 --> 00:25:04,984
l fucked off because l couldn't
allow myself to get trapped. Not in that life.
384
00:25:06,346 --> 00:25:07,699
How often do you see her?
385
00:25:10,466 --> 00:25:14,061
Three or four times a year.
Special occasions, birthdays...
386
00:25:14,106 --> 00:25:17,018
The contact - that's a new thing.
387
00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:19,182
She's fallen in love with mobiles.
388
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,705
When last?
389
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:27,496
- lt is not as simple as you think, Fiona.
- When did you last see your daughter?
390
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,458
She doesn't know l'm her dad.
391
00:25:37,186 --> 00:25:38,983
She lives with my brother.
392
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,856
Joey stepped in after l left.
393
00:25:45,706 --> 00:25:47,458
Filled a vacuum.
394
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:50,895
He'd always loved Miranda, everybody knew,
395
00:25:50,946 --> 00:25:55,383
but part of me thinks l was
only shagging her to put one over on him.
396
00:25:58,346 --> 00:26:02,419
They brought up Kerry Anne as their own
and it painted me out of the picture.
397
00:26:04,906 --> 00:26:07,739
- l need a drink..
- Fiona, please, just...
398
00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:11,263
l was 1 9.
399
00:26:16,386 --> 00:26:18,775
< SOBBlNG
400
00:26:18,826 --> 00:26:22,660
KNOCKlNG
401
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,185
Veronica.
402
00:26:26,346 --> 00:26:28,780
l'm not talking to the fucking door.
403
00:26:28,826 --> 00:26:32,057
- Veronica!
- Go away!
404
00:26:32,106 --> 00:26:33,459
Just let me explain!
405
00:26:33,506 --> 00:26:35,974
Go to bed, Kev.
406
00:26:36,026 --> 00:26:38,494
- Have a wank.
- Just come out.
407
00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:42,583
Yeah, all right, he wanked us off.
408
00:26:42,626 --> 00:26:45,094
Oh!
409
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,545
But it wasn't pleasure,
410
00:26:46,586 --> 00:26:50,465
and if you'd stop behaving
like a bleedin' child for a second...
411
00:26:50,506 --> 00:26:53,623
Veronica! Veronica!
412
00:26:56,066 --> 00:27:00,423
My entire family are trying to ruin my life,
413
00:27:00,466 --> 00:27:04,539
but l think, it's all right, cos l've got Kev.
414
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:10,535
But no, now l find out you've been
getting it on with fucking Marty!
415
00:27:10,586 --> 00:27:11,655
We weren't getting it on!
416
00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:15,858
l do not want to know anything about it!
Don't tell me anything!
417
00:27:17,786 --> 00:27:23,463
First it's wearing my knickers to work,
now this...
418
00:27:23,506 --> 00:27:26,942
You're as bad as me fucking dad.
419
00:27:29,266 --> 00:27:31,985
lf you're gay, Kev, just admit it!
420
00:27:34,506 --> 00:27:38,340
SHE SOBS
421
00:28:00,426 --> 00:28:03,463
Frank! What are you drinking?
422
00:28:03,506 --> 00:28:05,144
What the fuck's going on?
423
00:28:05,186 --> 00:28:07,495
Where has all this lot come from?
424
00:28:07,546 --> 00:28:12,062
Folk flock to folk, Frank. Call it community.
425
00:28:12,106 --> 00:28:15,621
Call it a fucking joke!
Get them out, you thick Yorkshire dick.
426
00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:19,784
- They've got to know where to go.
- What about a home? There's...
427
00:28:19,826 --> 00:28:22,738
Who brought the fucking darts?!
428
00:28:25,226 --> 00:28:28,377
They're all paying £1 a can.
429
00:28:28,426 --> 00:28:31,463
And as much free weed as we can smoke.
430
00:28:31,506 --> 00:28:36,500
All the benefits of the pub
without leaving your own home.
431
00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:46,864
Hey, where are the twins?
432
00:28:46,906 --> 00:28:52,617
Don't worry, cos Sally is looking
after them and she loves kiddies.
433
00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:53,815
All right?
434
00:28:55,186 --> 00:28:58,383
That's a fucking bloke.
435
00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:00,337
(Tommy) Oh.
436
00:29:02,626 --> 00:29:05,936
(Tommy) Right...
Where could we put that fruit machine?
437
00:29:09,946 --> 00:29:11,425
Where's Steve?
438
00:29:11,466 --> 00:29:13,696
Had to head off early. Had to be somewhere.
439
00:29:15,986 --> 00:29:19,058
l saw you sneaking out
of Debbie's room this morning.
440
00:29:19,106 --> 00:29:20,983
You are not splitting up, are you?
441
00:29:22,746 --> 00:29:25,624
lan, have you still got that
spare cash-and-carry card?
442
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:28,783
- How is Sheila's mum?
- Oh, fuck knows? ls that kettle on?
443
00:29:28,826 --> 00:29:29,895
What do you need it for?
444
00:29:29,946 --> 00:29:32,744
Cos your so-called mate
won't give us a discount.
445
00:29:32,786 --> 00:29:35,778
- What about rewarding loyalty?
- l've lent it to Veronica.
446
00:29:35,826 --> 00:29:38,943
Well, run and get it.
Ask Kev if he's still got that trailer.
447
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,817
Do it your fucking self!
448
00:29:50,946 --> 00:29:54,018
Frank says have you still
got that cash-and-carry card?
449
00:29:55,826 --> 00:30:00,183
Veronica, look,
just tell me where it is and l'll get it.
450
00:30:09,346 --> 00:30:14,022
Hi, are you all right?
There's something l need you to see.
451
00:30:15,706 --> 00:30:17,901
Hey, get in.
452
00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:25,178
Aw, Jesus, Frank!
453
00:30:25,226 --> 00:30:27,820
Look at the state of this place!
454
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,299
PHONE RlNGS
455
00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:33,302
Tommy, don't... !
456
00:30:33,346 --> 00:30:36,497
-Tommy's Bar, how can l help you?
- No, no, no!
457
00:30:37,906 --> 00:30:39,897
Yeah, just hang on a sec!
458
00:30:39,946 --> 00:30:41,618
Sheila, a tad upset.
459
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,543
Wrong number!
460
00:30:43,586 --> 00:30:47,420
Sorry, no, Frank is not here.
This is Tommy's Bar, Faliraki.
461
00:30:47,466 --> 00:30:49,422
She's gonna buy that, isn't she? >
462
00:30:56,706 --> 00:30:59,743
Where the fuck's the other one?
463
00:30:59,786 --> 00:31:04,064
Tommy, what's happened to the other one?
464
00:31:04,106 --> 00:31:07,542
Right, the last l saw... Sally. Adam.
465
00:31:07,586 --> 00:31:08,655
What, Psycho Sally?
466
00:31:15,746 --> 00:31:18,943
- Jesus. Er, is your Sally in?
- Stuart.
467
00:31:18,986 --> 00:31:21,102
- Stuart.
- That fucking nancy boy?!
468
00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:23,740
Try the Nancy House on Nancy St!
469
00:31:27,746 --> 00:31:30,021
Oh, Brenda. You're looking lovely.
470
00:31:30,066 --> 00:31:32,864
You've gotta help us.
Have you seen Psycho Sally?
471
00:31:32,906 --> 00:31:36,023
(Man's voice) Not recently.
l heard he was shacked up with little Lisa.
472
00:31:36,066 --> 00:31:39,183
Who the fucking hell is little Lisa?
473
00:31:46,786 --> 00:31:50,062
- Are you from the council?
- Do we look like the fucking council?!
474
00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:52,904
Sally, where the fuck's Sally?! Sally!
475
00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:56,416
Where is the twisted fucking weirdo?!
476
00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:59,742
- Taken t'baby out.
- Yeah, my fuckin' baby!
477
00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:00,935
Frank!
478
00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:04,546
- Frank!
- Nothing but fucking weirdos!
479
00:32:05,946 --> 00:32:07,698
He's got womb envy!
480
00:32:07,746 --> 00:32:10,214
He doesn't mean any harm.
481
00:32:13,946 --> 00:32:17,495
There she is. That's Kerry Anne.
482
00:32:17,546 --> 00:32:19,059
The short one.
483
00:32:20,546 --> 00:32:23,106
Joe picks her up every day after work.
484
00:32:23,146 --> 00:32:26,934
They collect Miranda on the way home.
lt's like clockwork.
485
00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:28,055
She's lovely.
486
00:32:28,106 --> 00:32:31,143
(Fiona) Really lovely.
487
00:32:31,186 --> 00:32:33,097
They're a real family, Fiona.
488
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,941
They have everything they want.
489
00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,539
They don't need me.
490
00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:53,022
So, are you coming to meet her?
491
00:32:54,386 --> 00:32:57,344
No. No, l'll wait here.
492
00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:09,259
Hi, Uncle Steve!
493
00:33:32,226 --> 00:33:34,342
Mr Fitch, Council. >
494
00:33:34,386 --> 00:33:35,944
Come to judge your garden.
495
00:33:35,986 --> 00:33:37,897
Oh, right, yeah. Come in.
496
00:33:41,346 --> 00:33:46,261
- Er, when do we find out if we've won?
- No idea. Ring the council.
497
00:33:46,306 --> 00:33:49,503
- You are the council.
- l just tick boxes.
498
00:34:10,866 --> 00:34:13,903
The fella's here from the council.
499
00:34:13,946 --> 00:34:16,255
Come to judge...the garden.
500
00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:18,774
Do you wanna ask him any questions?
501
00:34:18,826 --> 00:34:20,305
Fine. Fuck you!
502
00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:25,534
Make yourself at home.
503
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:28,699
All right?
504
00:34:28,746 --> 00:34:31,306
HE TRlES TO SPEAK
505
00:34:31,346 --> 00:34:35,658
What? Oh, shit! Shit!
506
00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:38,345
Wait there! lt'll be all right. Veronica. Veronica!
507
00:34:40,786 --> 00:34:43,505
- Oh, Veronica, for fuck's sake!
- What's going on?
508
00:34:43,546 --> 00:34:46,265
- Him. Dying. Ambulance.
- Where's Veronica?
509
00:34:46,306 --> 00:34:48,137
Not talking. Guess why?!
510
00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,575
Veronica. For God's sake!
511
00:34:51,346 --> 00:34:54,463
Recovery position. On your side!
512
00:34:54,506 --> 00:34:56,781
- No! Sit him up!
- He's having a heart attack.
513
00:34:56,826 --> 00:35:00,501
l can see that.
Sit him up! Keep the blood circulating.
514
00:35:00,546 --> 00:35:02,218
Come on, mate. Are you all right?
515
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,700
Can you understand what l'm saying?
516
00:35:04,746 --> 00:35:07,055
- Have we called an ambulance?
- lt's on its way.
517
00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:08,903
Pock... Pocket.
518
00:35:08,946 --> 00:35:11,141
He's got tablets. Get him some water.
519
00:35:11,186 --> 00:35:14,656
And bring a cold flannel.
And see if you can find any aspirin.
520
00:35:14,706 --> 00:35:17,823
lt were just a wank, Veronica.
Nothing perverse.
521
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:18,616
Marty!
522
00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:21,134
You were trying for babies.
He thought he was impotent.
523
00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:25,304
So we went to get tested. But he couldn't do it
with the jazz mags. Wanking!
524
00:35:25,346 --> 00:35:29,498
- Shall we talk about this later?
- Probably scared that he couldn't be a father.
525
00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:33,425
He needed a helping hand.
Did it for you, Veronica.
526
00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:36,776
He were looking at a picture of you
the whole time.
527
00:35:36,826 --> 00:35:40,023
l swear to God. lt's the truth.
528
00:35:43,146 --> 00:35:44,818
She needed to hear it.
529
00:35:47,386 --> 00:35:49,502
- Thanks.
- Help me.
530
00:35:49,546 --> 00:35:52,299
Right. How many of these are we taking?
531
00:35:52,346 --> 00:35:53,825
One.
532
00:35:53,866 --> 00:35:59,577
Little Nigel.
Little baby Nigel, with some pervert.
533
00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,265
Shall we see if the police can find him?
534
00:36:02,306 --> 00:36:04,137
Here we go.
535
00:36:04,186 --> 00:36:05,665
Oh, Jesus.
536
00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:08,857
What's going on?
537
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:12,821
Frank Gallagher?
538
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,458
More's the pity.
539
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,622
Picked up your baby-sitter.
540
00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:18,258
Oh!
541
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:19,785
< Pissed on a park bench.
542
00:36:19,826 --> 00:36:22,386
She asked us to return him.
543
00:36:22,426 --> 00:36:26,465
Often leave your kids with
alcoholic transvestites, Frank?
544
00:36:26,506 --> 00:36:31,864
Three strikes and you're out. Understand?
Party's over.
545
00:36:34,906 --> 00:36:38,455
He-he-he! Got ya! Got ya back!
546
00:36:38,506 --> 00:36:40,895
Hello! Come on, eh?!
547
00:36:40,946 --> 00:36:47,624
- Together again! Sorted. Sorted.
- Look at that! Two peas in a pod.
548
00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:50,021
- Eh. Look...
- You'll be all right, won't you?
549
00:36:50,066 --> 00:36:51,579
Frank!
550
00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:54,425
Frank! >
551
00:36:54,466 --> 00:36:55,740
(Oh, mother of Christ!)
552
00:36:58,106 --> 00:36:59,664
Surprise!
553
00:37:02,266 --> 00:37:05,622
Hey, no, it's all right.
lf you're not in the mood l can always...
554
00:37:08,786 --> 00:37:12,540
- Did you not get my message?
- No. What message?
555
00:37:12,586 --> 00:37:14,258
Me mum's dead.
556
00:37:14,306 --> 00:37:16,615
Me mum's dead!
557
00:37:24,866 --> 00:37:29,940
So you'll put in a good word for us
about the gardening competition?
558
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:31,339
The whole thing's a sham.
559
00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:35,339
lt's a free clean up. Winner'll be...
560
00:37:37,586 --> 00:37:39,417
..house most in arrears.
561
00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:59,377
lt's working!
562
00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:14,105
So?
563
00:38:16,386 --> 00:38:19,298
So...
564
00:38:19,346 --> 00:38:21,940
lt were just before our Kelly moved to Paphos.
565
00:38:21,986 --> 00:38:25,820
And this arsehole she was going out with
566
00:38:25,866 --> 00:38:28,460
kept calling me ''dry balls'',
567
00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:31,623
cos he'd had four kids to four different women
568
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:35,375
and couldn't believe
l hadn't slipped one past the goalie.
569
00:38:35,426 --> 00:38:37,815
Why didn't you tell me?
570
00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:40,380
Cos l was embarrassed.
571
00:38:40,426 --> 00:38:42,064
l just wanted to give you a kid.
572
00:38:43,506 --> 00:38:44,825
l know.
573
00:38:45,986 --> 00:38:50,025
But why did you have to pick our bleedin' Marty!
574
00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:52,705
And how did him doing it help?
575
00:38:52,746 --> 00:38:55,021
He's not even good-looking!
576
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,579
Good-looking?!
577
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:58,537
He's a bloke, for fuck's sake!
578
00:39:01,066 --> 00:39:05,662
Anyway, look. l needed some help
and l was looking at you the whole time.
579
00:39:05,706 --> 00:39:07,185
Oh, Kev!
580
00:39:09,946 --> 00:39:13,416
This, Kev - us,
581
00:39:13,466 --> 00:39:18,301
it's the one thing in my life
that's got absolutely nothing to do
582
00:39:18,346 --> 00:39:21,622
with my stupid bleedin' family.
583
00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:23,577
From now on,
584
00:39:23,626 --> 00:39:25,503
can we keep it that way?
585
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:35,895
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
586
00:39:37,946 --> 00:39:41,780
Veronica. l really need a friend.
587
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,945
Come on.
588
00:39:47,146 --> 00:39:48,215
lt's not that he lied.
589
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:52,896
l understand why he might have wanted
to bury it, but when l saw him, holding her...
590
00:39:54,866 --> 00:39:57,619
There are fathers fighting through the courts,
591
00:39:57,666 --> 00:40:00,703
because they can't get access to their kids.
592
00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:03,704
How can he not want to be part of her life?
593
00:40:03,746 --> 00:40:09,981
He goes around like nothing can faze him,
tough, confident, answer for everything.
594
00:40:10,026 --> 00:40:12,460
Now l realise that comes at a price.
595
00:40:14,026 --> 00:40:17,382
There's no way around it, Fiona.
We never really know 'em.
596
00:40:17,426 --> 00:40:20,975
We think we do.
We think there's nothing can surprise us.
597
00:40:21,026 --> 00:40:23,779
Then they get wanked off by your brother.
598
00:40:31,386 --> 00:40:35,425
Sorry about lumbering you
with my mum and Marty.
599
00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:37,343
l can't live with her, Fiona.
600
00:40:37,386 --> 00:40:40,583
She makes me feel like l'm seven again.
601
00:40:42,186 --> 00:40:44,541
Why don't we keep them?
602
00:40:44,586 --> 00:40:47,817
They can't come back here.
You'll end up murdering each other.
603
00:40:47,866 --> 00:40:48,981
But you don't want them.
604
00:40:51,066 --> 00:40:53,057
We'll cope. One condition...
605
00:40:53,106 --> 00:40:58,817
They pay their way.
Rent, bills - then we know where we stand.
606
00:40:58,866 --> 00:41:01,300
Oh, thank you!
607
00:41:04,386 --> 00:41:05,944
Ah! >
608
00:41:06,826 --> 00:41:10,535
You two OK?
We've behaved like right idiots, haven't we?
609
00:41:10,586 --> 00:41:14,135
Normal service shall be resumed.
610
00:41:14,186 --> 00:41:15,983
Yey!
611
00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:24,459
lt's good doing this, in a way -
612
00:41:24,506 --> 00:41:26,542
takes your mind off the grief!
613
00:41:32,026 --> 00:41:36,941
Hey, no. Come on! Come on, love!
614
00:41:39,266 --> 00:41:41,905
Come on. Think about them two...
615
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,538
..little Nigel and little Delia.
616
00:41:50,226 --> 00:41:57,018
lt's like the great cycle of life and death, innit?
617
00:41:57,066 --> 00:41:58,658
Yes.
618
00:42:02,306 --> 00:42:06,219
We're your family now, aren't we?
619
00:42:09,866 --> 00:42:13,302
lt's time l was...getting home.
620
00:42:21,786 --> 00:42:23,458
All right.
621
00:42:26,746 --> 00:42:28,702
- Whoa, whoa!
-This is chicken.
622
00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:31,055
- Anybody want...?
- There's some plates there.
623
00:42:31,106 --> 00:42:32,380
Spring rolls.
624
00:42:32,426 --> 00:42:35,816
Hey, Lip. Didn't you order some
chicken and black bean sauce...?
625
00:42:39,746 --> 00:42:42,943
- Juice, anybody?
- Yeah, thanks.
626
00:42:55,426 --> 00:42:56,859
My whole life...
627
00:42:56,906 --> 00:42:59,340
feels like all l've had is people letting me down.
628
00:42:59,386 --> 00:43:02,617
- Fiona, please...
- Let me finish.
629
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:08,860
You say you love me,
and you want us to be together.
630
00:43:08,906 --> 00:43:09,975
l do.
631
00:43:10,026 --> 00:43:14,383
All l want is someone l can trust...
632
00:43:15,586 --> 00:43:18,225
..someone l can rely on.
633
00:43:18,266 --> 00:43:23,465
Because all the rest, Steve, it's just words.
634
00:44:39,386 --> 00:44:41,342
So that's a yes, then?
635
00:44:44,106 --> 00:44:46,062
l will not let you down.
636
00:45:00,066 --> 00:45:03,183
'That day, my mum's adage came back to me.
637
00:45:03,226 --> 00:45:07,981
'When l looked behind Steve's eyes,
all l saw was love.'
638
00:45:10,106 --> 00:45:14,065
l, Steve McBride, take thee, Fiona Gallagher
639
00:45:14,106 --> 00:45:15,937
to be my lawful wedded wife...
640
00:45:15,986 --> 00:45:18,181
- Congratulations..
- Yeah.
641
00:45:18,226 --> 00:45:18,863
Bastard!
642
00:45:18,906 --> 00:45:20,578
- You're not gay, are you?
- No.
643
00:45:20,626 --> 00:45:24,255
Wow! lf l stuck a bonnet on that,
it'd look like a microphone.
644
00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:28,424
lt's a happy day, starting a brand new life,
marrying Steve...
645
00:45:29,586 --> 00:45:30,416
Dead dog!
646
00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:33,902
'l'm not baby-sitting you all my life.'
Upstairs!
647
00:45:33,946 --> 00:45:36,506
Eugh! You scummy git!
648
00:45:36,546 --> 00:45:37,535
Fuck sake!
649
00:45:37,586 --> 00:45:38,382
'You can tell he knows.'
650
00:45:38,426 --> 00:45:42,977
l'm sick of that creep
getting everything his own way!
651
00:46:23,026 --> 00:46:24,982
MUSlC: The Sun Always Shines On TV by A-ha
652
00:46:25,026 --> 00:46:26,220
Touch me, yeah
653
00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:29,622
How can it be?
654
00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:33,625
Believe me, yeah
655
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:37,864
The sun always shines on TV
656
00:46:37,906 --> 00:46:40,181
Hold me...
657
00:46:40,746 --> 00:46:43,340
Close to your heart
658
00:46:44,106 --> 00:46:48,338
Give all your love to me!
659
00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:52,938
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