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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:34,372 --> 00:00:37,352 Initiating landing procedure. Everyone on standby. 3 00:00:37,352 --> 00:00:39,512 Cabin crew, prepare for landing. 4 00:00:39,512 --> 00:00:44,092 Security checks commencing. All personnel in position. Everyone returned from the rest room? Check. 5 00:00:44,092 --> 00:00:46,792 All little tables folded away? ALL: Check. 6 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:49,012 Seat belts on? ALL: Check! 7 00:00:49,012 --> 00:00:52,872 Winkers to shut down. Landing gear down. -Requesting landing line. 8 00:00:52,872 --> 00:00:58,192 Suggest left-hand traffic pattern, sir, towards that landing light edifice at the end of the street. 9 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,432 Applying brakes now. 10 00:01:00,432 --> 00:01:03,572 Velocity decreasing. Revs 2,000 and dwindling. 11 00:01:03,572 --> 00:01:06,392 Pavement in sight. Landing lights locked. 12 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:10,032 Standby, we're attempting to stop. Good luck, everybody. 13 00:01:10,032 --> 00:01:12,412 Handbrake engaging. 14 00:01:12,412 --> 00:01:14,672 Ignition off. 15 00:01:14,672 --> 00:01:16,972 Wow, we made a good landing! 16 00:01:16,972 --> 00:01:20,412 Well done, everyone. OK, doors to manual. Check. 17 00:01:20,412 --> 00:01:22,972 Disembark in your own time, gentlemen. 18 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,072 What sort of godforsaken place is this? 19 00:01:33,072 --> 00:01:34,972 This is worse than Rimmer World. 20 00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:40,212 Get out of town, this is brilliant! This is just like where I grew up, except there's less burning cars. 21 00:01:40,212 --> 00:01:43,612 I'll find out where Mr Charles is from that information droid. 22 00:01:45,632 --> 00:01:48,412 Salutations, fellow droid, sir. 23 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:51,972 I'm looking for the actor Craig Charles. Can you direct? 24 00:01:51,972 --> 00:01:54,672 Perhaps it's overheated. Are you usually that red? 25 00:01:54,672 --> 00:01:57,152 I'm going to place this instrument 26 00:01:57,152 --> 00:02:00,352 into your voice unit and I want you to say "aah". 27 00:02:00,352 --> 00:02:05,612 Hi, it's me. Where are you? CRAIG CHARLES: 'In the Rovers, kid.Why?' -See you in a minute. 28 00:02:05,612 --> 00:02:08,592 Seems to be some sort of malfunction, sirs. 29 00:02:15,952 --> 00:02:17,592 Good grief! 30 00:02:17,592 --> 00:02:23,192 Vandals have stolen the droid's entire hard drive and stuffed envelopes through its voice unit. 31 00:02:23,192 --> 00:02:24,972 What kind of place is this? 32 00:02:24,972 --> 00:02:28,512 Let's ask in the shop. Let me do the talking, sir. 33 00:02:28,512 --> 00:02:30,832 I've been studying the dialect. 34 00:02:30,832 --> 00:02:33,752 I'll wait outside, guard Carbug. 35 00:02:37,212 --> 00:02:39,592 Earth, man. INHALES DEEPLY 36 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,692 Smell those chip butties. 37 00:02:47,952 --> 00:02:51,352 Hiya, chuck, pal, love, sir. We're looking... 38 00:02:51,352 --> 00:02:56,752 I mean, lewk-ing for granny-grabbing, philandering taxi driver Lloyd Mullaney, 39 00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:58,772 as played by Craig Charles. 40 00:02:58,772 --> 00:03:02,832 Um...I think he's in the Rovers, learning his lines. 41 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:05,072 Is this some sort of joke? 42 00:03:05,072 --> 00:03:09,052 The Rovers? Well, I'll stand at the bottom of our stairs and eat a barn cake. 43 00:03:09,052 --> 00:03:11,212 We were just past that, weren't we, lads? 44 00:03:11,212 --> 00:03:15,372 MANCUNIAN ACCENT: Aye, we were, weren't we? What a load of numpties. 45 00:03:15,372 --> 00:03:19,632 Get your keks on, lads, we're sorted. Quality. Mint. 46 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,912 Ta very much, chuck, pal, love, sir. 47 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:23,852 See ya. Ta-ra, pet. 48 00:03:23,852 --> 00:03:27,832 Good job, chaps. We were so authentic it was frightening. 49 00:03:34,212 --> 00:03:37,932 Oi! You'll never guess who I've just seen. All your mates from Red Dwarf. 50 00:03:37,932 --> 00:03:40,312 They're outside. Serious? 51 00:03:40,312 --> 00:03:43,952 Yeah. They've just landed in a little spaceship. 52 00:03:43,952 --> 00:03:47,072 It was green. Um... What's it called? 53 00:03:47,072 --> 00:03:52,412 Listen, mate, don't mess about. I've got loads of lines to learn. I've go a massive scene this afternoon. 54 00:03:52,412 --> 00:03:54,572 But I'm serious. I know what I saw. 55 00:03:54,572 --> 00:03:57,132 Even you were there. I was there? 56 00:03:57,132 --> 00:03:59,352 How many have you had? 57 00:03:59,352 --> 00:04:02,312 Well, I've had a couple, but listen, I've just seen you. 58 00:04:02,312 --> 00:04:05,172 So high, ugly... It was definitely you. 59 00:04:09,212 --> 00:04:13,132 Hi, guys. What are you doing here? Ah, Mr Charles, sir. 60 00:04:13,132 --> 00:04:14,732 My name is Kryten. 61 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:19,752 I am a fictitious character from the television series Red Dwarf and we really need your help. 62 00:04:19,752 --> 00:04:21,392 Told you. 63 00:04:27,292 --> 00:04:29,052 You're the only one that can help us, man. 64 00:04:30,652 --> 00:04:32,792 I've heard about these. 65 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:35,312 They're called flashbacks. Flashbacks... 66 00:04:35,312 --> 00:04:38,312 I know you don't exist. OK, no need to rub it in! 67 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:42,992 Just give us the address of whoever created us and we'll jump into Starbug and be out of here. 68 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:44,712 Starbug?! 69 00:04:44,712 --> 00:04:47,232 I just told you. They landed outside the Kabin. 70 00:04:47,232 --> 00:04:49,932 That is OK? We're not going to get a ticket, are we? 71 00:04:49,932 --> 00:04:52,872 You're not all here. I know you're not all here. 72 00:04:52,872 --> 00:04:56,232 Er, he's not all here, but the rest of us are. Yeah. 73 00:04:56,232 --> 00:04:58,852 You see, sir, we're from an alternate dimension 74 00:04:58,852 --> 00:05:01,932 and we need answers, like, "How many episodes do we have left?" 75 00:05:01,932 --> 00:05:05,592 Um, I know how many episodes you've got left. 76 00:05:05,592 --> 00:05:08,952 How many? Er, one. 77 00:05:08,952 --> 00:05:12,652 It's called Back To Earth - Part Three. 78 00:05:12,652 --> 00:05:16,492 Script due in a couple of days. RUSTLING 79 00:05:16,492 --> 00:05:18,572 All we need from you is an address, bud. 80 00:05:18,572 --> 00:05:22,152 We've got to speak to our creator. 81 00:05:22,152 --> 00:05:25,092 And I've got to get back to the Priory. 82 00:05:26,232 --> 00:05:31,032 I am so glad I'm not him. The guy's a wreck. He pretends to be somebody else all day. 83 00:05:31,032 --> 00:05:33,612 That's no way to make a living. Smeghead. 84 00:06:58,996 --> 00:07:00,636 Visitors, sir. 85 00:07:07,416 --> 00:07:10,256 I'm surprised you didn't find me sooner. 86 00:07:10,256 --> 00:07:13,676 It's not an easy thing to find your creator. 87 00:07:13,676 --> 00:07:16,316 And how can he assist you? 88 00:07:16,316 --> 00:07:18,156 We want more life... 89 00:07:18,156 --> 00:07:19,856 smegger! 90 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:24,836 A series cancellation sequence can't be revised once it's established. 91 00:07:24,836 --> 00:07:26,476 What about all the loose ends? 92 00:07:26,476 --> 00:07:29,996 Me and Kochanski? Getting back home? 93 00:07:31,356 --> 00:07:33,076 I grew weary of you. 94 00:07:34,816 --> 00:07:38,176 Does this mean this is our last episode, sir? 95 00:07:38,176 --> 00:07:42,376 The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. 96 00:07:42,376 --> 00:07:46,056 Yeah, but the light that burns half as bright burns four times as long. 97 00:07:46,056 --> 00:07:48,716 But the light that burns three-quarters as bright 98 00:07:48,716 --> 00:07:53,616 burns five-eighths as long as the light that burns a quarter as bright as the light that's gone out. 99 00:07:53,616 --> 00:07:55,856 (I'd have needed a calculator for that.) 100 00:07:55,856 --> 00:08:00,516 The point is, gentlemen, you have all burned so very, very brightly 101 00:08:00,516 --> 00:08:02,916 and for so very, very long. 102 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,796 Just like the red dwarf star itself, 103 00:08:05,796 --> 00:08:08,356 nothing lasts forever. 104 00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:11,116 Not even... 105 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,736 banks. 106 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:18,916 What about a Kryten spin-off series? I could be his sidekick. Or a sitcom! 107 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:23,476 I'd even do a sitcom. Anything... Anything to stay alive. What about a show about cats? 108 00:08:23,476 --> 00:08:29,756 That would never work. Look, what you need is me and Kryten thrown back in time, like a new kind of Robin Hood. 109 00:08:29,756 --> 00:08:34,156 Each week, he gets captured and is about to be burnt at the stake for witchcraft 110 00:08:34,156 --> 00:08:37,616 or just having a stupid head, and each week I - in a different new, 111 00:08:37,616 --> 00:08:40,076 brave new way - rescue him...bravely. 112 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:44,736 All right, it sucks. Fair enough. 113 00:08:46,476 --> 00:08:49,796 Your deaths will be magnificent. 114 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:53,476 Sad and beautiful. 115 00:08:53,476 --> 00:08:56,356 The shooting script. 116 00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:58,256 Let me describe it for you. 117 00:08:58,256 --> 00:09:01,456 You try to escape your destiny and run. 118 00:09:02,916 --> 00:09:04,456 I give chase. 119 00:09:20,556 --> 00:09:22,736 Move out of my way! 120 00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:27,376 Move! 121 00:09:30,556 --> 00:09:33,456 Move! Move! Out of my way! 122 00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:28,816 Sad and beautiful. 123 00:10:30,996 --> 00:10:36,736 Blade Runner is the film which inspired both your creation and your death. Gentlemen... 124 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:40,656 ..time to die. 125 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:52,176 Come here! You'd kill me?! 126 00:10:52,176 --> 00:10:55,576 You're damn right we would. You know how much you've made me suffer? 127 00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:58,336 The life you created for me, all those cheap laughs. 128 00:10:58,336 --> 00:11:00,916 All that stuff about Rachel the inflatable doll. 129 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:04,676 All the jokes about my puncture repair kit. Actually, that bit was funny. 130 00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:07,096 Sorry, carry on. 131 00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:09,576 Did you ever think how I felt? Start writing. 132 00:11:09,576 --> 00:11:13,676 I save the day. I get a girlfriend who's gorgeous and crazy about me. 133 00:11:13,676 --> 00:11:17,696 And before you even think of it, after we've bonked each other senseless, 134 00:11:17,696 --> 00:11:21,856 she doesn't turn out to be my long-lost sister. Damn. 135 00:11:21,856 --> 00:11:23,996 How did you know I was thinking that? 136 00:11:23,996 --> 00:11:25,616 Because I know how you think. 137 00:11:25,616 --> 00:11:28,436 Now write me a happy ending or we'll take you with us. 138 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,236 You can never win. 139 00:11:45,236 --> 00:11:47,976 Accept it and die well. 140 00:11:56,736 --> 00:12:00,056 If you kill me, you moron, you'll cease to exist. 141 00:12:00,056 --> 00:12:04,236 Haven't you been following any of this? Aargh! 142 00:12:04,236 --> 00:12:06,296 I've been dead for ages, man - 143 00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:09,456 just sitting around, getting old and fat. 144 00:12:09,456 --> 00:12:12,276 I never thought I had responsibility to anyone. 145 00:12:12,276 --> 00:12:17,356 I never thought there was anyone out there who was on my side, who wanted things to work out. 146 00:12:17,356 --> 00:12:20,056 We've got a fan club. 147 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:22,456 They've even named a TV station after me. 148 00:12:22,456 --> 00:12:25,316 I was never alone, I just didn't realise it. 149 00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:28,156 Now I want more life, smegger! 150 00:12:32,176 --> 00:12:33,876 I've killed him. 151 00:12:33,876 --> 00:12:36,676 Well, we shouldn't exist. 152 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:38,756 All I wanted was a sitcom. 153 00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:40,176 THUD! 154 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,336 A sitcom in a biscuit factory - is that really too much to ask? 155 00:12:43,336 --> 00:12:47,376 I killed him. How can I kill him? That's not me. I don't kill people. 156 00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:49,896 You killed him because he made you kill him, sir. 157 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:54,056 Kryten, Page 19. "You killed him, sir, because he made you kill him." 158 00:12:54,056 --> 00:12:57,736 It's all in here. He lied to us about our deaths on the street. 159 00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:02,376 That was just to throw us off. He killed us by getting us to kill him 160 00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:06,456 and now we're gonna die too because there's no-one to keep us alive. 161 00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:10,796 He's right. In fact, I don't think I feel too well. 162 00:13:10,796 --> 00:13:12,736 Me either. I think I'm gonna... 163 00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:14,896 Check the end, see what happens! Oh, yeah. 164 00:13:31,156 --> 00:13:33,256 We can write our own end! 165 00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:37,236 Of course! What's written happens. 166 00:13:37,236 --> 00:13:40,056 We're free now. 167 00:13:52,656 --> 00:13:55,436 Hey, man, I feel like a god! 168 00:13:55,436 --> 00:14:01,016 I feel like I've got liquid gold coursing through every vein in my body. Hey, we can get out of this. 169 00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:03,596 As long as we've got this, we control the world. 170 00:14:03,596 --> 00:14:05,496 We can do whatever we want. 171 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,416 I could command my own ship. I could get Kochanski back. 172 00:14:11,096 --> 00:14:13,696 I could get some new sponges. How come I didn't get a line? 173 00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:16,996 I just gave you one there. I knew you'd be smegged off. 174 00:14:16,996 --> 00:14:19,216 I control everything. 175 00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:22,116 So the rest of our loaves can be one giant hedonistic wash filfulment. 176 00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:24,636 Typos, sorry, guys. 177 00:14:24,636 --> 00:14:30,776 You really think you can write your wee out of this? Hey, witch me, baby just witch me. He controls the world. 178 00:14:30,776 --> 00:14:34,956 He can do anything he wants. I could, if I wanted to, do this. 179 00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:40,976 Lister, stop! That's an order! 180 00:14:44,356 --> 00:14:46,596 Aargh! This is brilliant! 181 00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,736 What's he doing? 182 00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:51,956 You've git to hop me stoop him, sir. Hop me stoop him. 183 00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:10,916 Ow! 184 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:17,336 This is absolutely awesome. All right, next step. 185 00:15:17,336 --> 00:15:20,856 Happy ending. Back off, sir. There's no way we can get to him. 186 00:15:20,856 --> 00:15:23,536 Whoa, whoa! I didn't type that. Or that. 187 00:15:23,536 --> 00:15:26,116 Hey, I'm not typing this, guys. What's happened? 188 00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:30,516 Maybe it's not the typewriter that's controlling our world. Maybe it's something else. 189 00:15:30,516 --> 00:15:33,436 What is it with these damn things? 190 00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:36,636 Why do I keep making them? Useless. 191 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,616 What actually is it, sir? 192 00:15:38,616 --> 00:15:41,816 There's something inside. Blow. 193 00:15:49,756 --> 00:15:51,496 It looks like a squid. 194 00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:54,996 Why would I be making squids? 195 00:15:54,996 --> 00:16:00,096 That something else that controls the world, how about it's our combined subconscious? 196 00:16:00,096 --> 00:16:03,516 Like the time we were ambushed by the Despair Squid? 197 00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:05,736 On that ocean planet. 198 00:16:05,736 --> 00:16:07,916 That thing that attacked us years ago. 199 00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:10,016 Whoa, whoa! Hang on a minute. 200 00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:14,416 Are you saying the creature in the water tank, the one that inked us, was another Despair Squid? 201 00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:19,776 Cos I don't feel despair. I feel...elation, joy. 202 00:16:19,776 --> 00:16:23,196 I've felt great since I got here. In here, I'm somebody. 203 00:16:23,196 --> 00:16:24,916 It's made me want to live again. 204 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:27,656 Ssh, footsteps! Do you hear them? 205 00:16:27,656 --> 00:16:30,676 Kochanski! 206 00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:34,196 I can smell her perfume! 207 00:16:35,636 --> 00:16:37,596 I can get her back again - 208 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,136 kids, everything I've ever wanted. 209 00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:42,396 But in the real world, sir, you'll be dying. 210 00:16:42,396 --> 00:16:44,236 This isn't real. It'll feel real. 211 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:46,636 Not in your heart. 212 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:49,176 I've got no option, Krytie. 213 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,616 This is the only chance I've got of getting her back again. 214 00:16:59,036 --> 00:17:02,396 Miss Kochanski's not dead, sir. 215 00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:07,976 Those kids were right?! 216 00:17:07,976 --> 00:17:11,636 I-I-I lied to you, sir. She dumped you. 217 00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:13,236 I was trying to protect you. 218 00:17:13,236 --> 00:17:15,356 She's out there somewhere. 219 00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:20,376 She's in here somewhere as well. In fact she's right behind that door. In this world, she loves me. 220 00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:24,196 In fact, in this world, she's gonna love me until the moment I die. 221 00:17:24,196 --> 00:17:27,196 She's not real. Nobody's perfect. 222 00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:31,156 Look, I'm becoming transparent. 223 00:17:31,156 --> 00:17:33,236 I'm returning to reality. 224 00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:36,236 Me too. Sir! 225 00:17:36,236 --> 00:17:37,896 I've got to stay. 226 00:17:56,396 --> 00:17:58,956 What the hell happened there? 227 00:17:58,956 --> 00:18:01,496 I need diagrams and pointy arrows. 228 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:04,716 Best guess, our natural defences fought back. 229 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:09,416 Our previous encounter with the creature must have strengthened our antibodies. 230 00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:12,296 Which gave us the option to choose between realities. 231 00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:15,836 This one or the one that started when Kremlin Kate showed up. 232 00:18:18,776 --> 00:18:22,676 What if monkey boy chooses not to fight this? 233 00:18:22,676 --> 00:18:24,716 Then he won't be coming out. 234 00:18:24,716 --> 00:18:27,296 'I've gotta stay.' 235 00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:45,496 It seems you're undecided about which reality you wish to live in. 236 00:18:45,496 --> 00:18:48,116 I'm mulling it over. 237 00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:52,116 Would you mind if I asked you a question? 238 00:18:53,196 --> 00:18:54,916 Shoot. 239 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:59,196 In your dreams, did you kiss me? 240 00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:06,616 Was it good? 241 00:19:08,196 --> 00:19:09,856 I never wanted to wake up. 242 00:19:13,276 --> 00:19:15,216 Then don't. 243 00:19:57,956 --> 00:20:00,716 Where are you going? 244 00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:03,476 I have to leave and get you back. 245 00:20:03,476 --> 00:20:06,516 The real me? 246 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:10,036 You'll never get me. I'm way out of your league! 247 00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:13,356 I thought that, too, but I was wrong. 248 00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:15,996 You were right. 249 00:20:15,996 --> 00:20:18,756 Nah, I'm pretty cool. 250 00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:20,816 I don't take any smeg. 251 00:20:20,816 --> 00:20:25,096 And even though I'm disgusting, sometimes I can be quite brave. 252 00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:29,796 You'll never get me. Yeah... 253 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,296 I will. 254 00:20:59,756 --> 00:21:05,816 I mean, explain this - how can me getting everything I've ever wanted be caused by despair ink? 255 00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:08,816 Analysis of the creature, sir, suggests it's a female. 256 00:21:08,816 --> 00:21:11,656 Male squid, female squid - what's the difference? 257 00:21:11,656 --> 00:21:15,916 Females can do ten squidy things at once, but not so good at reversing round rocks? 258 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:19,276 The male defence system is an ink that produces despair. 259 00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:22,196 It seems that the female ink causes the opposite. 260 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:26,696 What? It gives you joy? That's like attacking something that retaliates by giving you 261 00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:30,496 an Indian head massage or an aromatherapy luxury nail treatment. 262 00:21:30,496 --> 00:21:32,956 What kind of crazy defence mechanism is that? 263 00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:37,176 It's an ingenious one, sir, because it means you stop attacking it. Yeah. 264 00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:40,356 And while you're all happy-clappy, she scarpers, right? 265 00:21:40,356 --> 00:21:41,816 Precisely, sir. 266 00:21:44,156 --> 00:21:46,356 How did she get on board? 267 00:21:49,436 --> 00:21:51,176 I kinda brought her. 268 00:21:53,196 --> 00:21:56,116 Years ago, from that ocean planet. 269 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,516 ♪ I'm gonna eat you, little fishy 270 00:21:58,516 --> 00:22:00,636 ♪ Cos I like little fish. ♪ 271 00:22:02,716 --> 00:22:04,536 Then she escaped. 272 00:22:04,536 --> 00:22:07,456 I knew you guys would get mad so I didn't say nothing. 273 00:22:09,476 --> 00:22:12,116 Boy, has she grown. 274 00:22:12,116 --> 00:22:14,756 So what's gonna happen to her? 275 00:22:14,756 --> 00:22:16,916 I'm thinking sushi-time. 276 00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:21,076 I'm thinking we drop her off at the nearest ocean moon - make some happy sea life. 277 00:22:24,056 --> 00:22:27,296 What's gonna happen to everybody in the reality we left - 278 00:22:27,296 --> 00:22:29,796 the guys all watching us on TV? They'll continue 279 00:22:29,796 --> 00:22:33,876 to exist as a consequence of us creating them in our hallucination, sir. 280 00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:38,036 It's quantum mechanics. Every decision that's made creates a new universe, 281 00:22:38,036 --> 00:22:40,316 as do all dreams and hallucinations. 282 00:22:40,316 --> 00:22:44,896 It's multiverse 101. But those sad suckers will live out the rest of their lives 283 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:48,456 convinced they're the real ones and we're characters from a TV show. 284 00:22:48,456 --> 00:22:51,956 And if you told them the truth, you know what they'd probably do? 285 00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:54,716 Laugh. Yeah. 286 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,156 They probably would. 287 00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:08,196 ♪ It's cold outside 288 00:23:08,196 --> 00:23:10,296 ♪ There's no kind of atmosphere 289 00:23:10,296 --> 00:23:13,516 ♪ I'm all alone, more or less 290 00:23:13,516 --> 00:23:16,516 ♪ Let me fly far away from here 291 00:23:16,516 --> 00:23:19,916 ♪ Fun, fun, fun 292 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:23,016 ♪ In the sun, sun, sun 293 00:23:23,016 --> 00:23:24,956 ♪ I want to lie 294 00:23:24,956 --> 00:23:27,156 ♪ Shipwrecked and comatose 295 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,236 ♪ Drinking fresh mango juice 296 00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:33,636 ♪ Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes 297 00:23:33,636 --> 00:23:36,476 ♪ Fun, fun, fun 298 00:23:36,476 --> 00:23:40,876 ♪ In the sun, sun, sun 299 00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:43,796 ♪ Fun, fun, fun 300 00:23:43,796 --> 00:23:46,316 ♪ In the sun, sun, sun. ♪ 301 00:23:46,316 --> 00:23:48,296 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 302 00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:52,896 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24895

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