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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:05,576 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:46,680 Okay, my turn, my turn. 4 00:00:46,681 --> 00:00:48,340 - Umm, I got one. - Great. 5 00:00:48,341 --> 00:00:51,208 Can you make it a little more challenging this time? 6 00:00:51,244 --> 00:00:53,719 Okay. Check this out. 7 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:57,529 I spy... with my little eye... 8 00:00:58,054 --> 00:01:01,653 something yellow... 9 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:05,783 and round, and... it eats dots. 10 00:01:06,759 --> 00:01:09,064 - Seriously, Ralph? - Yeah, seriously. 11 00:01:09,065 --> 00:01:10,896 You're never gonna get it. 12 00:01:10,897 --> 00:01:13,815 Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man. 13 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,901 No... that's not ob... Why is it obvious? 14 00:01:15,902 --> 00:01:20,737 Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. 15 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:24,057 I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! 16 00:01:24,077 --> 00:01:26,312 - I accept your apology. - Yeah, you're right, okay. 17 00:01:26,313 --> 00:01:29,743 - But, was it Pac-Man? - Yeah. You got me. 18 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,851 Alright. Riddle me this, 19 00:01:32,852 --> 00:01:36,845 do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 20 00:01:36,856 --> 00:01:38,924 No way, look at the guy. He looks like a yeti! 21 00:01:38,925 --> 00:01:42,861 I dunno. I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest 22 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:45,354 I might agree, but look at those two very specific 23 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,799 tufts of shoe hair poking out of his boots. 24 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,826 That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice. 25 00:01:50,837 --> 00:01:55,740 You're totally right, kid! He's baby smooth everywhere else! 26 00:01:55,775 --> 00:01:59,802 - I rest my case. - My mind is blown. 27 00:01:59,812 --> 00:02:02,253 Let's go get a root beer. 28 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:05,683 Ok, let's see what you got, kid. 29 00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:09,846 Ooh, nice one! Okay, I think I got one in the chamber. 30 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:14,794 - Eww! Gross! - Thank you. 31 00:02:14,795 --> 00:02:17,854 - Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? - Doesn't that game have a virus? 32 00:02:17,897 --> 00:02:20,315 No, I'm sure they've fixed it. 33 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:26,634 - I'm gonna beat my speed record! - Hey! Wait for me! 34 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,780 - Ralph? - Yeah? 35 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:42,854 - I don't think they fixed the game. - Uh, no. 36 00:02:42,855 --> 00:02:48,805 Help! Hey, Tron? 37 00:02:48,861 --> 00:02:53,696 Anyone! Help! 38 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,136 Do you realize we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones 39 00:02:58,171 --> 00:03:01,265 floating around like we are just tiny specks of dust? 40 00:03:01,274 --> 00:03:05,142 Like, doesn't the very nature of our existence make you wonder 41 00:03:05,178 --> 00:03:07,246 if there is more to life than this? 42 00:03:07,247 --> 00:03:11,149 Why would I wonder if there is more to life when the life I got is perfect? 43 00:03:11,184 --> 00:03:14,153 I mean, sure, it doesn't look so hot on paper, 44 00:03:14,154 --> 00:03:15,387 I'm just a bad guy from 45 00:03:15,388 --> 00:03:17,222 some old video game who wrecks a building. 46 00:03:17,223 --> 00:03:20,386 Yeah, and for 27 years I was a total zero without any friends. 47 00:03:20,393 --> 00:03:24,159 But now I got a best friend who just happens 48 00:03:24,197 --> 00:03:26,398 to be the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 49 00:03:26,399 --> 00:03:29,232 - Aw, thanks, Ralph. - Watch this. 50 00:03:31,771 --> 00:03:35,239 Home run! Alright, let's go watch the sunrise. 51 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:37,724 Are you really saying that there is not 52 00:03:37,725 --> 00:03:40,179 one single solitary thing about your life 53 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:43,625 - that you would change? - No. Think about it. 54 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:46,209 You and me get to goof off all night long. 55 00:03:46,219 --> 00:03:49,221 Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put on the hours, 56 00:03:49,222 --> 00:03:52,224 then the arcade closes and we get to do it all over again! 57 00:03:52,225 --> 00:03:55,160 The only thing I might do different in that scenario 58 00:03:55,195 --> 00:03:56,560 would be not having to go to work. 59 00:03:56,561 --> 00:04:00,046 Other than that, I wouldn't change a thing. 60 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,101 Hey, where'd the sunrise go? 61 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:07,072 Alright. Let's get you plugged in. 62 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,341 That's a plug in alert! 63 00:04:10,342 --> 00:04:14,176 Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever! Let's go see what it is! 64 00:04:14,179 --> 00:04:19,242 Yeah! Excuse us, excuse us. Hey, Felix! Calhoun! What's getting plugged in? 65 00:04:19,284 --> 00:04:23,050 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 66 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,056 What do you think, ladylove? 67 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:28,151 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 68 00:04:28,193 --> 00:04:30,543 Kids love those things. 69 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:35,191 Please be a racing game, please be a racing game, please be a racing game. 70 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:41,106 Whiffy? Or Wifey? 71 00:04:41,141 --> 00:04:43,307 Well, it's either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game. 72 00:04:43,308 --> 00:04:47,176 - It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph. - Yeah, that's what I said. 73 00:04:47,179 --> 00:04:49,147 And Wi-Fi is the Internet 74 00:04:49,148 --> 00:04:51,315 which is an online community where human beings go to shop, 75 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:55,047 - play games, and socialize. - Ooh, fun! 76 00:04:55,054 --> 00:04:56,354 Oh no, it is not! 77 00:04:56,355 --> 00:05:01,258 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", what it should say is "Die-Fi". 78 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:07,289 That's a little humor there but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 79 00:05:07,299 --> 00:05:11,030 It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. 80 00:05:11,036 --> 00:05:14,199 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade's about to open. 81 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:17,298 Figures! Finally get something new plugged in 82 00:05:17,342 --> 00:05:20,140 and we're not even allowed to go in there! 83 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:24,275 - Totally not fair! - A new racing game would've been cool. 84 00:05:24,316 --> 00:05:27,251 - Something wrong with your game? - No, no. 85 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:31,188 It's just every bonus levels been unlocked, I know every shortcut. 86 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:35,125 - Man, I'd kill for even just a new track! - New track? 87 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:38,096 - You already got, like, three choices. - Yeah, I know, 88 00:05:38,097 --> 00:05:40,064 but don't you ever wish something new and different 89 00:05:40,065 --> 00:05:42,233 - would happen in your game? - Nope. 90 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:45,620 Really? Well, agree to disagree. 91 00:05:45,621 --> 00:05:47,138 Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 92 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:50,199 No, no, it's just a fancy way to say we don't have to argue about it. 93 00:05:50,242 --> 00:05:52,402 We're arguing? I don't want to argue! 94 00:05:52,403 --> 00:05:55,791 Relax. Stop making it a thing, go to work. 95 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:59,783 - I'll see you tonight, stench-vessel. - Alright. 96 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:06,224 She wants a new track? I'll give her a new track! 97 00:06:10,095 --> 00:06:13,064 C'mon, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 98 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:17,100 Pick Vanellope, Swatti! She's got the best superpower. 99 00:06:17,102 --> 00:06:19,303 Yeah, the glitch! I love her! 100 00:06:19,304 --> 00:06:22,273 Drivers, start your engines! 101 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:25,107 You're gonna lose today, princess. 102 00:06:25,144 --> 00:06:28,307 Well, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta. 103 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:32,113 I'd rather you'd just think of me as plain old Vanellope, 104 00:06:32,151 --> 00:06:34,218 the racer who is about to kick your butt. 105 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:37,279 3, 2, 1, go! 106 00:06:55,174 --> 00:06:58,234 - Right on cue. - Yeah. I love it when she glitches! 107 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:08,117 Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep. Oh, fun, I'm winning. 108 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,613 She's gonna love this. 109 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,743 Right on time! 110 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,271 What? 111 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:31,174 Looking for something new, and different? 112 00:07:31,176 --> 00:07:34,236 Then take this track! 113 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,314 Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun! 114 00:07:36,315 --> 00:07:39,113 I'd say I got a little time for a detour! 115 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:43,119 Hey, look! I think I unlocked a new track! 116 00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:45,305 Never seen that before. 117 00:07:47,192 --> 00:07:50,025 This is awesome! 118 00:07:50,062 --> 00:07:53,190 - Thanks, Ralph! - You're welcome! 119 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,198 Get back up on the track, Swatti! 120 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:59,835 - You're going to lose! - I can't! It's like it's driving itself! 121 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:06,650 What is wrong with this thing? 122 00:08:15,187 --> 00:08:17,605 Oh, no! 123 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,701 Ralph! 124 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,231 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 125 00:08:27,232 --> 00:08:29,200 Kid! 126 00:08:29,201 --> 00:08:31,516 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? 127 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:37,003 What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 128 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:38,242 You're welcome! 129 00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:41,110 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 130 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:44,274 Wait a minute. You took a serious doody where? 131 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:49,150 Vanellope, get up here! We have a situation. 132 00:08:50,222 --> 00:08:55,023 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working and 133 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:58,120 - I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. - Oh! 134 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:00,331 - I'm really sorry. - Oh, it's okay, Swatti. 135 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,300 I think I can get it back on there pretty easily. 136 00:09:02,301 --> 00:09:04,335 - What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing! 137 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,203 Leave him alone, he's just trying to 138 00:09:06,204 --> 00:09:10,401 - make the game more exciting. - Yeah. Why don't you relax, Taffyta? 139 00:09:10,436 --> 00:09:13,269 - Litwak will fix it. - Alright. 140 00:09:14,313 --> 00:09:17,111 - Oh! - Okay. It's still not a problem. 141 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:18,182 He'll just order a new part. 142 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,318 Well, I ordered the new part but the company 143 00:09:20,319 --> 00:09:23,117 that made Sugar Rush went out of business years ago. 144 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,735 I could try to find them on the internet. 145 00:09:24,736 --> 00:09:26,383 - Oh, good idea! - Yeah, me too! 146 00:09:26,384 --> 00:09:28,594 Good luck. You're only gonna be finding a needle in a... 147 00:09:28,595 --> 00:09:31,160 - I got one! On eBay! - Really? How about that? 148 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,282 See? Those kids have it under control. They're 149 00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:35,232 just gonna get another wheel from the eBoy. 150 00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:37,201 Are you kidding me? How much? 151 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,303 That's more than this game makes in a year! 152 00:09:39,304 --> 00:09:43,240 I hate to say it but my salvage guys are coming on Friday. 153 00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:47,143 It might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 154 00:09:47,145 --> 00:09:49,280 Where's he going? He's... 155 00:09:49,281 --> 00:09:53,784 - Litwak's gonna unplug the game! - Go! Go, go, go! 156 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:05,058 Gang way! 157 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,234 What are you people doing out your game, for Pete's sake? 158 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:14,238 - The arcade is open! - Sugar Rush is getting unplugged! 159 00:10:21,113 --> 00:10:24,139 - We're homeless! - Yeah, we're homeless! 160 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,183 Oh, what are we gonna do? 161 00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:30,245 Calm down! Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. 162 00:10:32,324 --> 00:10:35,054 Unplugging. 163 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:37,228 Good Lord, I haven't seen this many game-less characters 164 00:10:37,229 --> 00:10:39,613 since Space Invaders went down. 165 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,063 Where are we gonna live? 166 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,202 You can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess, 167 00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:49,139 and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put you all. 168 00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:07,783 Okay. Here we go. 169 00:11:07,825 --> 00:11:10,726 I raided Gene's fridge. Good news, he's got pie. 170 00:11:10,728 --> 00:11:13,207 I took a bunch of his pillows and junk too. I'm 171 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:15,791 thinking we make a fort out here. Or like a yurt. 172 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:18,251 Or, we could take these pillows and stack 173 00:11:18,252 --> 00:11:20,793 them right and we can make an igloo out of pillows 174 00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:24,638 like a pillow igloo, pigloo! Pigloo! 175 00:11:24,676 --> 00:11:29,704 So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 176 00:11:29,714 --> 00:11:33,548 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 177 00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:36,644 I mean, like what am I gonna do all day? 178 00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:38,755 What? Come on, are you kidding? 179 00:11:38,756 --> 00:11:42,817 You sleep in, you do no work, and you go to Tappers with me every night. 180 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:47,560 - I've literally just described paradise. - But I loved my game. 181 00:11:47,598 --> 00:11:50,692 Oh, come on., you were just bellyaching about the tracks being too easy! 182 00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:52,736 But that doesn't mean I didn't love it! 183 00:11:52,737 --> 00:11:58,607 Yeah, sure it was kind of predictable, but, still, I never really knew 184 00:11:58,643 --> 00:12:00,677 what might happen in a race. 185 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:05,615 And it's that, it's that feeling, that "not knowing what's coming next" feeling. 186 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,573 That's the stuff. 187 00:12:07,574 --> 00:12:10,678 It feels like life to me. 188 00:12:10,722 --> 00:12:16,558 If I'm not a racer, Ralph, what am I? 189 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,767 - My best friend. - It's not enough. 190 00:12:19,894 --> 00:12:22,726 - Hey... - No, I just... 191 00:12:22,727 --> 00:12:25,558 I'm sorry. I know I'm being weird. 192 00:12:26,804 --> 00:12:30,797 I think that maybe I just need to be alone right now. 193 00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,579 Okay. 194 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:40,574 I'll meet you over at Tappers in a little while, I guess. 195 00:12:42,787 --> 00:12:46,723 Alright, now, we've found some good homes for so many of our chums 196 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,591 from Sugar Rush, and we're just hoping a few more of you 197 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,756 will open your doors and your hearts to those in need. 198 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:57,625 I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor. 199 00:12:57,668 --> 00:12:59,707 I'm a sour ball. 200 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:01,772 Well, beggars can't be choosers, can't they? 201 00:13:01,773 --> 00:13:03,707 Come along, condiment. 202 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:06,149 Mmmkay. 203 00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:08,645 Marvelous! That just leaves the racers. 204 00:13:08,646 --> 00:13:11,706 - We're like, adorable. - You sure are! 205 00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:14,793 So, any takers? 206 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:20,706 Anyone? 207 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:26,552 Felix. I know we've never once talked 208 00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:28,632 - about having a family before, but... - I know! 209 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,792 It feels like the kind of thing you just jump 210 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,769 into with both feet, and then made a plan! 211 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,762 Felix and I will give them sanctuary! 212 00:13:37,742 --> 00:13:40,183 Can I get a quick word with you two? 213 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,781 Look, I get it, you've been married for 6 years, 214 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,616 you're looking to spice things up. 215 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,718 But, trust me, adopting 15 children 216 00:13:48,719 --> 00:13:50,620 is the wrong kind of spice. 217 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:54,614 - Those things are basically feral. - Pardon me, sir, 218 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,584 but those youngsters are lambs! Lost little lambs 219 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:02,565 - in need of two kind, caring shepherds! - That's right. 220 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,592 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 221 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,696 You treat the child like your best friend, you give them everything they want 222 00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:11,140 and you just love their little socks off! 223 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:14,269 - Right, Tammy? - Darn tootin'. 224 00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:23,242 Hey, mom! Why does your lame TV only have 1 channel? 225 00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:27,699 Well? Hate to say I told you... Ow! 226 00:14:38,135 --> 00:14:41,935 - Hey, Tapper? - No, Ralph, I haven't seen Vanellope. 227 00:14:41,939 --> 00:14:44,931 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago! 228 00:14:44,975 --> 00:14:47,143 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 229 00:14:47,144 --> 00:14:50,204 She's glitching like crazy and acting super insecure and 230 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,952 Oh, get this. She said being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 231 00:14:56,153 --> 00:14:58,521 Not enough? I'm a great friend! 232 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:02,356 - Right, Tapper? Right? - I'm sorry, who's acting insecure? 233 00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:07,261 Ralph, come on. The kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 234 00:15:07,497 --> 00:15:09,465 There you ar... 235 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:12,333 - Hey, Ralph. - Hey, Felix. 236 00:15:12,336 --> 00:15:15,305 - Since when do you drink root beer? - Since tonight. 237 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:16,472 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 238 00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:20,409 Hey, listen, this one was supposed to be for Vanellope. I guess you can have it. 239 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:23,379 - Doesn't look like she's coming. - Thanks. 240 00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:26,439 You know, I can't help but think this whole mess is 241 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:29,214 somehow, partially my fault. 242 00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:34,384 - It figures. Just when my life was perfect. - Mine was too! 243 00:15:34,424 --> 00:15:38,258 But, hey! Now I'm a father of 15! 244 00:15:38,262 --> 00:15:40,737 Isn't that just a blessing? 245 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,948 Wait a minute. What did you just say, Felix? 246 00:15:50,474 --> 00:15:53,534 - Isn't that just a blessing? - No, that weird sound thing. 247 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,280 Yeah! 248 00:15:57,281 --> 00:15:59,431 Say it again. 249 00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:03,701 Say it again! 250 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:08,450 - eBoy? - Yeah! 251 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,526 What are you getting at there, Ralph? 252 00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:14,463 That kid out in the arcade said there was a steering wheel part in the internet 253 00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:19,367 in something called eBoy or... eBay! That's it, it was eBay! 254 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:22,236 Ralph, are you thinking about going to the internet 255 00:16:22,239 --> 00:16:23,339 and fiding that part? 256 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,474 Getting that part's the only thing that's gonna fix the game 257 00:16:25,475 --> 00:16:28,342 and that's the only thing that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 258 00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:32,338 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, those lovable scamps living in my house 259 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:36,478 and destroying my sanity will have homes of their own again! 260 00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:40,354 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 261 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,491 - I will cover for you. - Thanks, pal! 262 00:16:42,492 --> 00:16:45,461 Ralph, what about your tab? You're only here for the root beer. 263 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,522 Felix is gonna cover for me! Drinks on the house, everybody! 264 00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:50,711 Felix is paying! 265 00:17:02,746 --> 00:17:04,747 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 266 00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:07,897 Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, 267 00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:10,768 little sister, cause we're about to blast off! 268 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,355 What are you even talking about? 269 00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:16,425 - Oh. We're going to the internet. - What?! 270 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,361 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 271 00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:19,363 No way! 272 00:17:19,364 --> 00:17:20,529 Yeah, I probably should have just said we're going to the internet. 273 00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:23,431 - We're going to the internet! - Yeah, we are! 274 00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:26,402 Surge! Are we glad to see you! 275 00:17:26,403 --> 00:17:29,463 We want to report some malfeasants over by the Whac-a-Mole. 276 00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:33,432 Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing a real donnybrook over there! 277 00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:36,275 Oh, heck no, not on my watch! 278 00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:38,463 Appreciate the tip. 279 00:17:41,485 --> 00:17:44,683 So, all we gotta do is find this eBoy place. 280 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,422 - eBay. - Right, eBay. 281 00:17:46,423 --> 00:17:48,471 So we go over there, get the steering wheel, 282 00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:50,393 have it delivered to Litwak before Friday, 283 00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:53,329 he'll fix your game, everything goes back to the way it was! 284 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,530 Happily ever after! 285 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,370 This is a shockingly sound, well thought-out 286 00:17:57,371 --> 00:18:01,237 - idea for you, Ralph, no offense. - I know, and none taken. 287 00:18:01,271 --> 00:18:07,221 Here it comes! Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, I give you the internet! 288 00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:10,513 Huh. 289 00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:15,247 The internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it. 290 00:18:15,285 --> 00:18:17,386 Yeah. I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed. 291 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,379 - Where do you think they keep their eBay? - Beats me. 292 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:24,292 - Hello? Anybody here? - Anyone, hello? 293 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:27,490 - We're looking for eBay! - You hear that, kid? 294 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:30,364 Sweet echo! Check this out. 295 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,273 Okay. Connect to network. 296 00:18:39,543 --> 00:18:45,482 Bingo. Password is "highscore", with a zero instead of O. 297 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:50,351 Yes, and we are online. 298 00:19:00,497 --> 00:19:02,812 Ralph, look! 299 00:19:08,338 --> 00:19:10,671 That's a gremlin! Stay away, it's a gremlin! 300 00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:13,454 It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak! 301 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,314 - Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! - Hey, wait for me! 302 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,500 Kid, come back! Wait! 303 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,905 Vanellope! 304 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:53,315 Kid! 305 00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:57,252 - Ralph, isn't this great? - No, it is not! 306 00:20:39,896 --> 00:20:42,865 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 307 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,833 Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 308 00:20:46,836 --> 00:20:51,864 We certainly are not, friendo. We are in the internet! 309 00:20:51,908 --> 00:20:54,058 Come on, Ralph! 310 00:21:01,751 --> 00:21:04,879 Holy cow! Look at all this stuff! 311 00:21:05,855 --> 00:21:09,814 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 312 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,856 But it's so big. It goes on forever and ever. 313 00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:18,766 How are we possibly gonna find eBay out there, Ralph? 314 00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:21,827 Kid! Kid. Don't worry! I'm sure there's someone out here 315 00:21:21,838 --> 00:21:23,805 who could give us directions. 316 00:21:23,806 --> 00:21:24,940 Look at there, at that guy! 317 00:21:24,941 --> 00:21:27,008 He's got one of those hats that smart people wear. 318 00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:29,000 I bet he could help us. Come on! 319 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:30,624 Welcome back to the searchbar, madam. 320 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:33,525 I hope you are able to find a satisfactory breakfast burrito 321 00:21:33,549 --> 00:21:36,249 based upon the search results I have provided this morning. 322 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,096 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 323 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:41,620 Where can I find ballet... 324 00:21:41,621 --> 00:21:43,746 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? Ba... 325 00:21:43,747 --> 00:21:45,670 Tights. Girl, size small. 326 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,871 Oh, little madam is trying ballet now, I see. 327 00:21:48,895 --> 00:21:51,545 I hope this last longer than the soccer phase. 328 00:21:54,437 --> 00:21:57,210 I found 23 million results for ballet tights, 329 00:21:57,235 --> 00:22:00,161 girl, size small. Isn't that interesting! 330 00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:03,985 Redirecting to "DesmondsTutus.com". 331 00:22:04,809 --> 00:22:07,701 They never say "thank you". Oh, hello, sir. 332 00:22:07,736 --> 00:22:10,711 Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 333 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:11,950 Well, let's start one for you. 334 00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:13,885 - What can KnowsMore help you find today? - Umm... 335 00:22:13,886 --> 00:22:15,820 - Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Uma Thurman? - No. 336 00:22:15,821 --> 00:22:18,722 Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack? 337 00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:21,072 - Err... - Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? 338 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,243 Urkel, played by Jaleel White? 339 00:22:23,244 --> 00:22:25,516 Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 340 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:27,029 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 341 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:30,022 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say. 342 00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:34,026 Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today. 343 00:22:34,037 --> 00:22:35,872 Let me try. 344 00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:38,382 eBay Sugar Rush steering wheel! 345 00:22:40,844 --> 00:22:43,045 Oh. I only found one result for your query! 346 00:22:43,046 --> 00:22:45,521 Hmm. Isn't that interesting! 347 00:22:46,049 --> 00:22:49,917 - What? How did you...? - Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. 348 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,822 - Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore! - Well, you're welcome. 349 00:23:32,029 --> 00:23:35,931 Guess we know where to go if we ever need a pair of goggles. 350 00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:37,934 There's a whole building full of 'em! 351 00:23:37,935 --> 00:23:40,546 Look, there it is! eBay! 352 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,071 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. We're actually gonna save my game! 353 00:23:51,114 --> 00:23:54,845 Told you not to worry. We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize 354 00:23:54,885 --> 00:23:56,085 and stay focused. 355 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:58,120 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick! 356 00:23:58,121 --> 00:24:00,322 I love weird tricks! 357 00:24:00,323 --> 00:24:02,324 Sassy housewives want to meet you! 358 00:24:02,325 --> 00:24:04,393 - Congratulations, you're a winner! - Really? 359 00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:05,996 These 10 child stars went to prison! 360 00:24:05,997 --> 00:24:08,264 - Number 6 will amaze you! - That sounds interesting. 361 00:24:08,265 --> 00:24:11,325 Want to get rich playing video games? Click here to find out how! 362 00:24:11,334 --> 00:24:14,235 - Ralph, come on! - There's a lot of cool stuff here! 363 00:24:14,237 --> 00:24:16,372 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother! 364 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:19,240 How about you, lady? Want to get rich playing video games? 365 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,314 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up, 366 00:24:25,315 --> 00:24:29,308 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten, bidding starts at 49.99... 367 00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:31,387 The beaver, the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 368 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:35,381 ...19367, a gently used artificial hip. 369 00:24:41,298 --> 00:24:43,198 ...going once, going twice, and sold! 370 00:24:43,199 --> 00:24:45,434 A tortilla chip shaped like international superstar, Beyonce 371 00:24:45,435 --> 00:24:48,404 - Knowles for 400. - Yay! So happy! 372 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:51,238 Are you understanding how this game works? 373 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,243 I think all you have to do is, like, yell out 374 00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:56,178 the biggest number and then you win this stuff? 375 00:24:56,212 --> 00:24:58,347 And I thought Q*bert's game was weird. 376 00:24:58,348 --> 00:25:02,216 Hey, kid, hop up here and see if you could tell where they keep their steering wheels. 377 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:06,328 There's a bunch of, like, sports member-abilia, 378 00:25:06,353 --> 00:25:09,215 big baby clothes called lingerie? 379 00:25:09,225 --> 00:25:10,426 Go to the right. Move right. 380 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:13,362 Oh, there's a row with a bunch of old video game junk. 381 00:25:13,363 --> 00:25:15,431 Oh, there it is! There it is, I see it! 382 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,898 There's someone else trying to win it! Come on, hurry, let's go! 383 00:25:18,902 --> 00:25:21,671 We got 275, and with 30 seconds left in the auction, 384 00:25:21,672 --> 00:25:24,800 - we have 275. - Get out of the way! 385 00:25:24,842 --> 00:25:26,418 - I'll give you three... - I got 3. Can you 386 00:25:26,419 --> 00:25:27,877 give a 305? 305? Can you give a 3-5? 387 00:25:27,878 --> 00:25:28,619 305. 388 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,780 - 305. Give me a 310. Give me a 310. - 310. 389 00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,648 - 315. - 320! 390 00:25:32,649 --> 00:25:34,851 - 325. - Oh, man, this guy is good! 391 00:25:34,852 --> 00:25:37,039 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing! 392 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,754 I hear 3 and a quarter, do I hear 350? 393 00:25:38,755 --> 00:25:41,791 - 350? - Watch this. 1,000! 394 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:45,660 - 1,000! Now we have a bid of 1,000! - Way to go, kid! 395 00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:47,763 - That is a huge number! - Thank you. 396 00:25:47,764 --> 00:25:49,832 - Check this out. 15,000! - 15,000? 397 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,700 Do I hear 15,500? 398 00:25:52,736 --> 00:25:54,837 - 15,500! - 16,000! 399 00:25:54,838 --> 00:25:55,872 - 17,000! - 18,000! 400 00:25:55,873 --> 00:25:57,807 - 20,000! - 23,000! 401 00:25:57,808 --> 00:25:58,841 - 25,000! - 27,000! 402 00:25:58,842 --> 00:26:00,576 27,001! 403 00:26:00,577 --> 00:26:05,680 And sold! For 27,001 to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls! 404 00:26:05,682 --> 00:26:07,717 - Hey! That's me! - We won! 405 00:26:07,718 --> 00:26:10,915 Congratulations! Here's your voucher for auction item 197324579. 406 00:26:10,921 --> 00:26:13,685 Please take it to checkout for processing. 407 00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:17,760 So, we are sent to ship one Sugar Rush steering wheel 408 00:26:17,761 --> 00:26:20,688 to a Litwak's Family Fun Land in Los Alamitios, California? 409 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,664 Yeah. 410 00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:24,759 With expedited shipping, that should arrive, Wednesday morning. 411 00:26:24,801 --> 00:26:27,793 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game! 412 00:26:27,804 --> 00:26:30,705 - We're way ahead of schedule! - We rule! 413 00:26:30,707 --> 00:26:32,675 I'll just need a credit card number. 414 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:36,806 - Sorry, what's a credi... a crehi car huher? - A credit, card, number. 415 00:26:36,813 --> 00:26:38,714 Number. Right. 416 00:26:38,715 --> 00:26:40,783 - Uh, 7. - Excuse me? 417 00:26:40,784 --> 00:26:42,351 Sorry. No, you're right. 418 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:46,345 - Ridiculous. I meant 11. - Those aren't credit card numbers. 419 00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,389 I'm pretty sure they are. 420 00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:50,154 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 421 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,186 - You owe $27,001. - Wha...? 422 00:26:53,229 --> 00:26:57,188 - Dollars? Dollars, like, money? - Yes. 423 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,397 And if you don't have a credit card, we also accept PayPal, Verifone, 424 00:27:00,437 --> 00:27:03,201 ProPay, SquareCash, and BuzzyBucks. 425 00:27:04,307 --> 00:27:07,122 You're gonna laugh. Okay... 426 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:11,864 So, this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 427 00:27:11,889 --> 00:27:13,383 Yeah. Yeah. 428 00:27:13,384 --> 00:27:16,341 I did leave my wallet at home in my wallet room, and the door's locked. 429 00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:23,181 If you don't pay within 24 hours, you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy. 430 00:27:23,193 --> 00:27:25,227 You will forfeit the bid and you will lose this item. 431 00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:27,378 Next! 432 00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:31,324 Hey, buddy, you goin' to eBoy? Well, I got some free advice for you. 433 00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:34,132 Don't! What a scam! 434 00:27:37,373 --> 00:27:40,206 The signs aren't even real! 435 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:46,348 What the heck? 436 00:27:46,349 --> 00:27:48,596 Dang, internet! 437 00:27:54,157 --> 00:27:56,325 Hey, kid, what's wrong? 438 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:59,318 If I don't have the steering wheel, I don't have the game! I'm game-less! 439 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:04,266 There's only one steering wheel on the whole internet, and we blew our chance 440 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:07,327 - to get it! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down. 441 00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:09,271 We came here to save your game 442 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:12,173 - and that's what we're gonna do. - Okay. 443 00:28:12,175 --> 00:28:14,325 - Okay? - Okay. Yeah. 444 00:28:14,377 --> 00:28:18,336 There you go. Now, look, all we gotta do 445 00:28:18,381 --> 00:28:21,282 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moolah! 446 00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:25,118 We're video game characters, Ralph! We don't have moolah. 447 00:28:25,154 --> 00:28:28,146 Unless you can think of some magical way to 448 00:28:28,191 --> 00:28:30,609 get rich playing video games. 449 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:34,396 Wanna get rich playing video games? 450 00:28:34,397 --> 00:28:38,288 - Click right here to find out how! - Back off, robber. 451 00:28:39,168 --> 00:28:41,403 - It's right this way. - Dang pop-up blockers! 452 00:28:41,404 --> 00:28:44,202 - Why does everybody gotta be so mean? - There he is! 453 00:28:44,207 --> 00:28:46,275 Oh, thank goodness you're still here! 454 00:28:46,276 --> 00:28:48,709 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours 455 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:51,179 to make 27,001 dollars or she loses her game! 456 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:54,149 Can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games? 457 00:28:54,183 --> 00:28:55,384 You bet! 458 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:58,377 Come on... Click here and I'll take you to my website! 459 00:28:58,378 --> 00:28:59,828 Oh. 460 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:04,519 You got, uh, ample carriage there, buster. 461 00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:06,228 - Causing a little drag. - Sorry. 462 00:29:06,229 --> 00:29:08,850 - You're getting close to the edge. - Huh? 463 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:11,025 You see... the edge! The edge! 464 00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,337 By the way, my name is J.P. Spamley. 465 00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:18,398 I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamley family! 466 00:29:21,210 --> 00:29:26,147 - Step into my parlor. - This is your website? 467 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:27,316 I know what you're thinking. Not to worry 468 00:29:27,317 --> 00:29:30,377 because my antivirus guy was just as clean as a... 469 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,356 Oh, my gosh, that's embarrassing. 470 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:36,916 Anyway, I know it's a little mess. Hey, Gord! 471 00:29:37,393 --> 00:29:41,262 But, I do have a system here, I really do. If I could just find that. Gord! 472 00:29:41,331 --> 00:29:42,827 Just gotta find this list. 473 00:29:42,828 --> 00:29:44,323 Oh! There you are. 474 00:29:44,334 --> 00:29:47,303 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 475 00:29:47,338 --> 00:29:49,744 What do you... what do you got for them, partner? 476 00:29:58,147 --> 00:29:59,381 Thank you. 477 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:03,216 Fishwife's Amulet, Wizard Quest, 3 dollars. 478 00:30:03,252 --> 00:30:07,313 Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, 5 dollars? 479 00:30:07,357 --> 00:30:11,162 Those there are some of your more common-place low-dollar items. 480 00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:13,395 Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 481 00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:17,196 You're saying, if we find the Golden Cleats 482 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:20,202 from Pro League Soccer, we find those 483 00:30:20,203 --> 00:30:22,258 and bring them back here to you, and a human 484 00:30:22,259 --> 00:30:24,439 being in the real world will pay us 15 dollars? 485 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,174 Yes, ma'am! 486 00:30:26,175 --> 00:30:28,377 Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting! 487 00:30:28,378 --> 00:30:31,211 Folks go into games, they harvest the most coveted 488 00:30:31,214 --> 00:30:33,415 items, and they sell 'em on my web site 489 00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:35,417 to the highest bidder! 490 00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:39,218 Okay, and here's the thing. We need, like, a buttload of money. 491 00:30:39,222 --> 00:30:42,350 So do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 492 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,174 Gord! Gord! 493 00:30:45,328 --> 00:30:47,643 Oh, there you are. 494 00:30:48,297 --> 00:30:51,164 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 495 00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:54,193 - Is $40,000 lucrative enough for ya? - Whoa! 496 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:58,206 - It's more than enough! - Look, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa 497 00:30:58,241 --> 00:31:01,301 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's Car 498 00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:03,311 from a game called Slaughter Race. 499 00:31:03,312 --> 00:31:05,280 - A racing game? - That's right. 500 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:08,341 Slaughter Race is the most popular online racing game out there. 501 00:31:08,351 --> 00:31:11,411 - However, it's wicked dangerous. - We ain't afraid of danger. 502 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:14,083 This kid is the best racer in the whole world! 503 00:31:14,108 --> 00:31:16,278 We'll get you that car, no problem-o. 504 00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:19,179 Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk! 505 00:31:27,403 --> 00:31:30,270 This game is kind of amazing! 506 00:31:31,441 --> 00:31:34,342 The attention to detail is pretty impressive. 507 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:38,825 I don't think I've ever been in a game with smog before. 508 00:31:40,249 --> 00:31:42,724 Nice kitty! Nice kitty! 509 00:31:46,389 --> 00:31:49,187 Let's just find Shank's car and get out of here. 510 00:31:49,212 --> 00:31:51,362 Agreed. 511 00:31:56,232 --> 00:31:58,200 - Look! There it is! - Whoa! 512 00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:02,812 That car is gorgeous! No wonder it's worth so much. 513 00:32:04,307 --> 00:32:08,175 Oh, shocker! Players. They beat us to it. 514 00:32:08,211 --> 00:32:13,171 31 hours of continuous gameplay, and we finally found Shank's car. 515 00:32:13,216 --> 00:32:18,176 - Let's jack this ride. - Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on. 516 00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:22,283 Jimmy! You're not playing that horrible video game, are you? 517 00:32:22,325 --> 00:32:25,158 No, grandma! I'm doing my homework! 518 00:32:25,161 --> 00:32:28,153 Okay. Like I said, let's jack this ride. 519 00:32:34,059 --> 00:32:36,404 Well, well, well... 520 00:32:36,405 --> 00:32:41,240 While the cat goes away, these mice try to play. 521 00:32:42,746 --> 00:32:44,246 ♪ Shank! Shank! Shank! ♪ 522 00:32:44,247 --> 00:32:48,149 - Hey. I think that might be Shank. - Listen up, mice. 523 00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:51,244 Anyone who tries to play with this cat ride 524 00:32:51,254 --> 00:32:55,122 - is gonna get got! - You're going down, Shank. 525 00:32:55,224 --> 00:33:00,031 - Pyro. Give those punks the works. - With pleasure. 526 00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:05,332 - End of the road! - Gosh dang it! 527 00:33:05,334 --> 00:33:07,435 Now I gotta start all over! 528 00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,631 Ralph, maybe... 529 00:33:09,632 --> 00:33:13,522 - Wait, where are you going? - I am scared. 530 00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:16,289 If we get burnt up in here, that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 531 00:33:16,314 --> 00:33:18,430 So I think we should get out of here right now. 532 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:20,940 No, wait. I have an idea. 533 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,828 - Hey, Shank? - What's up, Pyro? 534 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:29,672 Do you reckon we're going a bit too hard on the players? 535 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:32,802 Honestly, no. I don't. 536 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:38,761 Of course I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin. 537 00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:42,910 But if we just let them win, where's the life lesson, you know? 538 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:48,392 Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean, those players worked 539 00:33:48,468 --> 00:33:50,828 - so hard to get here. - I hear you, Felony, 540 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,864 but imagine a game without challenges. 541 00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:55,925 The same predictable thing every single time? 542 00:33:55,968 --> 00:33:58,386 - Who wants that? - Shank's right. 543 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,986 You know, I just saw a really insightful TEDtalk, 544 00:34:00,987 --> 00:34:03,340 and I can't really remember what the guy said, 545 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,476 it was more about how it made me feel, 546 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:11,347 but I think ultimately the point was, I honor your choice, guys. 547 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:15,217 - And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. - Thank you. 548 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,663 Hey, Shank. Did you ever wonder what it would be like 549 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,924 - if someone actually did get your car? - Well, I know one thing. 550 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:22,917 Whoever that is, will have to be the best of the rest. 551 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,879 Hm? 552 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,767 - Good day to you, madam. - Who are you? 553 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,862 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 554 00:34:33,386 --> 00:34:37,708 And, the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ. 555 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,310 Larry's the one who takes the calls. 556 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:42,677 Anyways, someone told Larry that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds... 557 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,261 This is nice! 558 00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:52,365 Where have you been all my life? 559 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,820 - ...so I came to check on things. - I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 560 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,088 Oh, I'm... Larry? 561 00:34:58,089 --> 00:35:00,845 Nah, you said Larry took the calls. 562 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:13,674 - Good job, Larry! - Yeah! Worked like a charm! 563 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,918 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 564 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,234 And I need yours. Sorry. 565 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,331 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 566 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,373 This is the worst day of my life! 567 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:36,733 It's a shame we have to leave so soon. This game is cool! 568 00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:38,903 Just get us out of here so we can get this car to Spamley 569 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,345 - And get paid. - No problem! 570 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,253 Look at this guy coming in hot. 571 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:05,886 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 572 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,345 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 573 00:36:15,338 --> 00:36:19,206 Oh, no! It's that Shank lady! She looks upset. 574 00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:21,751 Ah, don't worry, I will lose her. 575 00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:34,185 Kid, get back on the track or I'm gonna lose my cookies! 576 00:36:34,223 --> 00:36:37,215 There is no track! I can drive anywhere! 577 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,475 Kid, she's coming up right behind us! 578 00:36:53,476 --> 00:36:55,277 Oh, hello! 579 00:36:55,278 --> 00:36:59,237 - I believe you have something of mine? - Yeah, come and get it! 580 00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:16,848 This girl can drive! 581 00:37:26,409 --> 00:37:29,435 - Would you hurry up and lose her? - I'm trying! 582 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,864 Hang on, chumbo! 583 00:37:52,301 --> 00:37:54,967 Mother of Hubbard, this lady can really drive! 584 00:37:55,205 --> 00:37:58,301 Kid, there's a fire! You see the fire there? That's a dead end! Dead end! 585 00:37:58,302 --> 00:37:59,308 Not for me! 586 00:37:59,309 --> 00:38:01,693 Bye-bye, Shanky! 587 00:38:03,913 --> 00:38:06,746 - That's the stuff! - Good job, kid! 588 00:38:06,783 --> 00:38:09,759 Oh, yeah! I feel like me again! 589 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,193 One exit straight ahead! 590 00:38:28,972 --> 00:38:32,703 - You're not gonna lose me that easy. - How did you... 591 00:38:32,742 --> 00:38:35,711 - You might wanna keep your eyes on the road. - Kid! 592 00:38:42,986 --> 00:38:46,752 Yo! Department of Noise. Get out of my car! 593 00:38:46,756 --> 00:38:49,782 - Oh, man. What are we gonna do? - You just stay put. Don't panic. 594 00:38:49,826 --> 00:38:51,960 - I'm gonna talk to her. - Ralph, be careful. 595 00:38:51,961 --> 00:38:55,692 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 596 00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:01,243 I'm stuck! 597 00:39:02,706 --> 00:39:05,937 This car is not designed for a big boy. I'll tell you that. 598 00:39:05,975 --> 00:39:09,706 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 599 00:39:09,746 --> 00:39:11,365 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 600 00:39:11,366 --> 00:39:11,880 No, wait! 601 00:39:11,881 --> 00:39:14,873 Listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 602 00:39:14,918 --> 00:39:17,819 My friend here, she's a candy cart racer. 603 00:39:17,854 --> 00:39:20,721 You should see her racing on her sweet little track 604 00:39:20,724 --> 00:39:23,301 in her cookie wafer cart we built together. 605 00:39:23,927 --> 00:39:29,877 The thing is, her perfect little game broke and it was... it was my fault! 606 00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:32,784 So, we are here to try to fix it and we need money to do 607 00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:35,735 that and someone was gonna pay us money to steal your car... 608 00:39:35,772 --> 00:39:38,798 Okay, okay. You can stop crying. 609 00:39:38,842 --> 00:39:42,710 Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability. 610 00:39:42,712 --> 00:39:44,226 Thank you. 611 00:39:44,227 --> 00:39:48,673 I get it. I do. Friendship is everything to us, too. 612 00:39:48,718 --> 00:39:49,752 - Right, guys? - Word. 613 00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:51,987 - We're like family. - That's really great. 614 00:39:51,988 --> 00:39:55,822 - So does this mean we can keep your car? - Absolutely not. 615 00:39:55,825 --> 00:39:58,885 But I do wanna help. Hey, you got your phone on you? 616 00:39:58,895 --> 00:40:00,814 - You know it! - Let's make a video. 617 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,998 Pyro! Hit big boy with the blowing gun. 618 00:40:02,999 --> 00:40:05,695 - I'd love to. - Wait, what's a blowing... 619 00:40:07,904 --> 00:40:10,771 Say something. First thing that comes to your mind. 620 00:40:10,795 --> 00:40:13,245 I'm gonna wreck it! 621 00:40:13,743 --> 00:40:16,678 Good! Alright. Turn it off. 622 00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:20,916 - What the heck did you do that for? - Yeah. 623 00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:23,784 There are much better ways to make money on the internet 624 00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:28,723 than stealing cars, such as, becoming a BuzzzTube star. 625 00:40:28,725 --> 00:40:30,793 Am I supposed to know what that is? 626 00:40:30,794 --> 00:40:32,828 Oh, come on, now, everybody knows BuzzzTube! 627 00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:36,788 - It's the video sharing site. - I'm just... starting your account... 628 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,801 Alright, there you go. 629 00:40:38,802 --> 00:40:42,738 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 630 00:40:42,772 --> 00:40:46,674 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss, she's the head algorithm over there. 631 00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:48,911 Tell her I sent you. Yesss will hook you up. 632 00:40:48,912 --> 00:40:53,781 - Wow, that's very nice of you. - Not sure if "nice" is a right word. 633 00:40:53,783 --> 00:40:56,877 - Well, thank you. - I should be thanking you, little sister. 634 00:40:56,886 --> 00:41:01,752 - That race was fun. - Oh. Well, uh, thank you again. 635 00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:06,956 Well... Shank, what moves did you do to get through that tunnel of fire? 636 00:41:06,996 --> 00:41:09,931 Was it a power drift into a drift jump, maybe? 637 00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:11,834 Maybe. 638 00:41:11,835 --> 00:41:14,804 If you ever want to come back for a rematch, I'd be happy 639 00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:17,705 to kick your butt again. See ya. 640 00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:29,498 ♪ Shank! Shank! Shank! ♪ 641 00:41:31,921 --> 00:41:34,362 - Whoa. - Show-off. 642 00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:38,953 - That place was scary. - I know, it was so exciting! 643 00:41:39,495 --> 00:41:41,841 No, exciting is when you smile. 644 00:41:41,898 --> 00:41:43,231 Scary is when you clench your butt. 645 00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:44,633 And my butt is still clenched. 646 00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:47,281 Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me that Shank 647 00:41:47,306 --> 00:41:49,905 lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 648 00:41:49,906 --> 00:41:52,739 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 649 00:41:52,742 --> 00:41:55,711 Let's see. She looks cool, she talks cool, she drives cool, 650 00:41:55,712 --> 00:41:57,813 - her hair is cool, her car is cool. - Wait a minute. 651 00:41:57,814 --> 00:42:00,749 - You're saying my hair's uncool? - What? No. 652 00:42:00,783 --> 00:42:02,918 I'm just saying the game was next level. 653 00:42:02,919 --> 00:42:05,854 There's no one telling you what to do, where to go. 654 00:42:05,855 --> 00:42:10,724 - Hey, just where do you thing you're going? - To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 655 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,928 No, no, no, no, no, we're going back to Spamley's. 656 00:42:12,929 --> 00:42:14,863 He can give us some easier loot to find. 657 00:42:14,864 --> 00:42:17,697 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 658 00:42:17,734 --> 00:42:20,307 Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 659 00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,269 Well I do. 660 00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:23,849 - Well I... - Hello, mister! 661 00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:26,819 - Who are you? - I'm your friendly eBay alert messenger. 662 00:42:26,843 --> 00:42:28,710 Huh. An actual eBoy. 663 00:42:28,711 --> 00:42:31,737 Just here to let you know your bid expires in 8 hours. 664 00:42:31,748 --> 00:42:34,808 8 hours? Okay, thanks, eBoy. 665 00:42:34,817 --> 00:42:36,818 You got it, Jackson. 666 00:42:36,819 --> 00:42:41,950 Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it with Spamley, it will take 20 years 667 00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:44,722 to make enough money to buy the wheel. 668 00:42:44,727 --> 00:42:47,855 Alright. Fine, we'll do it your way but I'm telling you right 669 00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:50,730 now that BuzzzTube place is a terrible idea. 670 00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:00,976 There are all kinds of videos in here. 671 00:43:00,977 --> 00:43:03,844 Yeah, like beavers and cats. 672 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,264 Look! There's you! 673 00:43:09,852 --> 00:43:12,844 Wonder why those little guys are giving your video all those hearts? 674 00:43:12,855 --> 00:43:14,823 Obviously, they love me. 675 00:43:14,824 --> 00:43:16,792 I told you this place was a good idea. 676 00:43:16,793 --> 00:43:18,827 Yeah, I'm sure you did, doof. 677 00:43:18,828 --> 00:43:21,729 Now, who were we supposed to see about getting paid again? 678 00:43:21,731 --> 00:43:24,666 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 679 00:43:24,701 --> 00:43:28,797 No. No. No. Uninspiring. 680 00:43:28,805 --> 00:43:29,838 ClichĂ©. 681 00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:31,840 YouTube's got this one. 682 00:43:31,841 --> 00:43:36,744 - Chewbacca Dad? Really? - Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, 683 00:43:36,779 --> 00:43:38,814 - but it's a daddy. - No! 684 00:43:38,815 --> 00:43:42,751 Heyyo! Are you the head of Algor? 685 00:43:42,785 --> 00:43:47,813 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube, which means I curate the content 686 00:43:47,824 --> 00:43:50,816 at the internet's most popular video sharing site, 687 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:54,076 which means I don't have time to trifle with every shoeless, 688 00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,765 mouth-breathing hobo that trundles into my office! 689 00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:58,293 Call security, Maybe. 690 00:43:58,294 --> 00:44:01,727 Yes, but Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 691 00:44:02,304 --> 00:44:04,572 - Who? - The man with undulating jaws? 692 00:44:04,573 --> 00:44:08,441 - So? - His video has 1.3 million hearts. 693 00:44:08,442 --> 00:44:10,624 Well! 694 00:44:11,347 --> 00:44:14,475 Why didn't you tell me I was in the presence of a genius? 695 00:44:14,483 --> 00:44:16,417 Grab him a drink. 696 00:44:16,418 --> 00:44:19,387 Yeah, this lady named Shank, she actually made the video. 697 00:44:19,421 --> 00:44:21,878 She's the one who told us to come see you. 698 00:44:21,879 --> 00:44:23,524 No wonder your video's so dope. 699 00:44:23,525 --> 00:44:26,426 - Shank is for real cool. - Right? 700 00:44:26,428 --> 00:44:30,364 She is not. I'm the cool one, getting all the hearts. 701 00:44:30,366 --> 00:44:33,426 That's right, you big baby. 702 00:44:34,303 --> 00:44:37,466 - What did you say your name was? - Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. 703 00:44:37,506 --> 00:44:42,534 Well, Wreck-lt Ralph, you are trending! And these are for you. 704 00:44:42,544 --> 00:44:48,494 Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts! 705 00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:54,517 Not to buzzcoat the lovefest you guys got going on here, 706 00:44:54,557 --> 00:45:00,291 but Shank kinda told us that viral videos can make, like, actual money? 707 00:45:00,296 --> 00:45:04,092 Hearts are money, honey. Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 708 00:45:04,217 --> 00:45:07,336 - Kaching! - $43,000? 709 00:45:07,370 --> 00:45:11,363 - Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done! - Oh, no, no, no. 710 00:45:11,374 --> 00:45:18,427 - No. That's $43. - 43? That's not even half of 27,001. 711 00:45:19,282 --> 00:45:22,410 We only have 8 hours left to save my game. 712 00:45:22,452 --> 00:45:25,421 I hate to say it, but, that ain't happening. 713 00:45:25,455 --> 00:45:28,515 - Your video's tapped out. - But I thought I was "trenching". 714 00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:32,289 - "Trending". - You were, but that was 15 seconds ago. 715 00:45:32,295 --> 00:45:33,529 Now, you're not. 716 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:37,382 - Thanks for stopping by, though. - Oh! 717 00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:39,122 What we gonna do, kid? 718 00:45:39,123 --> 00:45:42,300 Alright, pal, I have an idea. Hear me out. 719 00:45:42,338 --> 00:45:45,398 What if we go back to Slaughter Race, 720 00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:48,536 - and I ask Shank... - No, no, no. 721 00:45:48,545 --> 00:45:50,479 We're not going back to that death trap. 722 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,313 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos of me 723 00:45:53,316 --> 00:45:55,484 doing all kinds of crazy things? 724 00:45:55,485 --> 00:45:57,352 You mean saturate the market? 725 00:45:57,353 --> 00:46:01,327 - That could give you a lot of hearts fast. - Have you thought this through at all? 726 00:46:01,362 --> 00:46:03,492 What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 727 00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:07,327 - I'll just copy whatever's popular. - Genius! 728 00:46:07,363 --> 00:46:09,298 Yo, Maybe, what's trending now? 729 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:10,532 Let's have a looky-looky. 730 00:46:10,533 --> 00:46:13,331 As usual, human suffering is number 1. 731 00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:16,304 Followed by hot pepper eating challenges, 732 00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:19,340 video game walkthroughs, oh, screaming goats are back, 733 00:46:19,342 --> 00:46:22,334 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials, 734 00:46:22,345 --> 00:46:25,314 and lastly, bee puns. 735 00:46:25,838 --> 00:46:29,557 - Let's "bee" friends! - Ugh! 736 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,588 Two weeks in a row, guys. That's a fortnight of bee puns. 737 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:34,456 He won't be doing any bee puns. 738 00:46:34,457 --> 00:46:38,484 - They're beneath you. - Oh, I'm doing the bee pun. Yes I am! 739 00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:41,464 And I'll be eating a hot pepper, and I'll put on a makeup, 740 00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:44,433 whatever else it takes cause kid, we came here 741 00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:47,334 to save your game, and we're gonna do it! 742 00:46:47,370 --> 00:46:51,306 I love it! That is what the internet was made for! 743 00:46:51,307 --> 00:46:53,457 Now, let's get to work! 744 00:46:58,312 --> 00:47:00,841 Seen it. Seen it. 745 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:12,257 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-lt Ralph? 746 00:47:12,258 --> 00:47:16,265 - That bad guy from the old video game? - Yeah, exactly. 747 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,816 I'm gonna send you a super random video. Check it out, dude. 748 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:34,476 Hey, everybody. Welcome to Up to the Meme-it. I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 749 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,519 Nobody knows who's making them, 750 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,972 but the whole world is going bonkers over a series of truly 751 00:47:39,973 --> 00:47:43,425 bizarre videos starring 80s era bad guy, Wreck-lt Ralph. 752 00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:46,486 Check out what everyone's buzzing about over at BuzzzTube.com. 753 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:50,489 Hey, guys. Wreck-lt Ralph here with the ghost pepper challenge. 754 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:53,334 Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that. 755 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:55,338 It's not so... 756 00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:57,307 It's very hot! Oh, make it stop! 757 00:47:57,308 --> 00:48:00,368 Yo, McNeely. Another one just dropped. Check it out, dude. 758 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:02,412 Where are these things coming from? 759 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:04,447 Hey, Josie? Have you seen the pepper challenge? 760 00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:07,474 Not yet, I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 761 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:09,902 It's disgusting! 762 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:13,550 ...just wanna blend that out there, like this. 763 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:17,493 And that, my friend, is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 764 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:21,487 Start with the "hootenanny", shift it into a "floss", 765 00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:25,366 and then finish with a "hot marat". 766 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:30,569 ...I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend. 767 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:34,476 Wonderfull tree. Everybody needs a friend. 768 00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:40,477 ...these guys sleeping under his ears. 769 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:46,346 ...and we've been baking at about 950 degrees now for 6 hours, so, 770 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:48,159 it should be ready. 771 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,194 Voilá! Burnt pie! 772 00:48:50,195 --> 00:48:52,029 Let's get a little whiff of this... 773 00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:55,425 My hair, my hair, my hair! 774 00:48:55,460 --> 00:49:00,034 This man is on fire! Literal and figurative fire! 775 00:49:00,071 --> 00:49:03,006 But he still needs 200 million hearts in the next 5 hours 776 00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,241 or this beautiful child loses her game! 777 00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:08,006 That's why I'm onto phase 2! 778 00:49:08,012 --> 00:49:12,142 You! My elite pop-up army, I need you out there popping up 779 00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:14,250 and getting click all over the internet. 780 00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:18,017 I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable! 781 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:21,252 Be my Pied Pipers, and lead that beautiful traffics of buzz, too, 782 00:49:21,758 --> 00:49:24,659 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts! 783 00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,666 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you! 784 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:33,727 You don't want to miss this! It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video! 785 00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:35,983 Click it! Click it! 786 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:50,586 Man, oh, man, that looks so fun! 787 00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:51,754 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 788 00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:54,588 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggresive? 789 00:49:54,591 --> 00:50:00,496 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? 790 00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:01,764 - Oh, yes. You're perfect! - Can I? Can I? Can I? 791 00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:03,666 - Here! - Thank you. 792 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:06,761 - If you're going, I wanna go. - No, baby. You gotta stay here 793 00:50:06,803 --> 00:50:09,670 - and be my movie star. - What? No, no, no, no. 794 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,741 Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 795 00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,543 Or peanut butter and bacon. 796 00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:15,578 One cannot exist without the other. 797 00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:17,647 - Go on, kid. Tell her. - It's true. 798 00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:20,674 In fact, it's so true that we will be 799 00:50:20,717 --> 00:50:22,752 - fine if we're apart for a minute. - B-but... 800 00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:25,620 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 801 00:50:25,622 --> 00:50:28,716 - I just wanna get out there and be useful. - Without me? 802 00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:30,761 What if you get lost? You're just a kid! 803 00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:33,560 Oh, and you're some mature adult? 804 00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:37,564 - I'm bigger. - Don't be insecure, big fella. 805 00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:39,602 She's not gonna get lost, I promise. 806 00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:42,663 She'll be in my personal web browser. 807 00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:45,606 And your app comes with BuzzzFace, 808 00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:47,877 so you can keep in touch anywhere on the internet. 809 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:52,514 - See? I'll be fine. - I know, I just... 810 00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:58,545 We haven't been apart in, like, 6 years. 811 00:50:58,589 --> 00:51:03,492 - I'm going to miss you. - You'll be fine, too. 812 00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:05,741 The more hearts you videos get, 813 00:51:05,742 --> 00:51:08,508 the faster we'll get the wheel, and then we can go home. 814 00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:12,593 We'll be celebrating at Tappers this time tomorrow, buddy. 815 00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:15,278 Yeah. I guess you're right. 816 00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:17,664 Bye! 817 00:51:17,665 --> 00:51:20,667 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy! 818 00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:26,597 So where exactly are you sending her? 819 00:51:26,622 --> 00:51:28,551 Well, since candy girl comes from an arcade game, 820 00:51:28,552 --> 00:51:31,521 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 821 00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:34,748 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. Those games are dangerous. 822 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,626 And they rotten your brain. 823 00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:40,586 Why don't we send her somewhere a little more, totally different from that 824 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,665 and nowhere near there? 825 00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:46,762 Let's see. Family-friendly fan sites, that sounds safe. 826 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,638 And she is technically a princess, 827 00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:51,733 so how about this one here with the sweet little pink castle? 828 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:55,506 I love it! Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up 829 00:51:55,512 --> 00:51:57,662 to "OhMyDisney.com"! 830 00:52:01,718 --> 00:52:05,518 Jeez-Louise, this place is bonkers! 831 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:21,696 Oh, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame. 832 00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:26,574 - Hey. Easy there. - Oh. I mean, no offense or anything. 833 00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:28,778 Time to get to work! 834 00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:30,780 ...and for your final question, 835 00:52:30,781 --> 00:52:33,682 my friend would describe me as? 836 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:37,643 Smart, funny, kind, or brave. 837 00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:40,690 Kind, I guess? 838 00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:46,641 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is, Snow White! 839 00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:53,200 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? 840 00:52:53,201 --> 00:52:56,149 It's Wreck-lt Ralph. Just click here to see his new video. 841 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:59,508 Thank you! 842 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,744 In Captain America: The First Avenger, 843 00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:04,543 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the World Tree, 844 00:53:04,548 --> 00:53:05,648 guardian of wisdom and faith. 845 00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:09,608 Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree? 846 00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:13,646 - I am Groot. - Okay. Okay, thank you very much. 847 00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:17,523 - What is Drax really like? - I am Groot. 848 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:20,621 - Thank you. - Are you a conifer or a fruit berry tree? 849 00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:22,547 - I am... - Excuse me, I'll take this one. 850 00:53:22,548 --> 00:53:24,500 He is Groot, I am Vanellope. 851 00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:26,802 Click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph! 852 00:53:26,803 --> 00:53:29,567 This is almost too easy. 853 00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:32,641 Hey! You have a permit for that pop-up? 854 00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:35,634 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 855 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:39,028 - Ow! - She's getting away! 856 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:43,619 This way. 857 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:45,935 Sorry, mister! 858 00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:51,659 Hey! Can't you read? Cast members only! 859 00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:56,462 - Think she went out this way. Come on. - Roger that. 860 00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,910 Did you see a kid coming through here? 861 00:53:57,911 --> 00:54:00,587 Came running through here like a headless hen. 862 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:04,536 - Any sign of her? - No. 863 00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:08,476 - Maybe she went out to the Airbud memorium. - Come on, let's check it out. 864 00:54:15,684 --> 00:54:17,965 Hi. 865 00:54:20,689 --> 00:54:23,198 Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! 866 00:54:23,726 --> 00:54:26,559 - See, um... I'm a princess, too! - Wait. What? 867 00:54:26,562 --> 00:54:32,512 Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? 868 00:54:32,735 --> 00:54:36,561 I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 869 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,541 - What kind of a princess are you? - What kind? 870 00:54:40,576 --> 00:54:42,677 - Do you have magic hair? - No. 871 00:54:42,678 --> 00:54:44,579 - Magic hands? - No. 872 00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:46,548 - Do animals talk to you? - No. 873 00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:47,715 - Were you poisoned? - No! 874 00:54:47,716 --> 00:54:48,750 - Cursed? - No! 875 00:54:48,751 --> 00:54:51,549 - Kidnapped or enslaved? - No! Are you guys okay? 876 00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:52,520 Should I call the police? 877 00:54:52,521 --> 00:54:55,490 Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, 878 00:54:55,524 --> 00:54:58,584 where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs! 879 00:54:58,594 --> 00:55:00,695 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 880 00:55:00,696 --> 00:55:03,494 - Have you ever had true love's kiss? - Eww, barf! 881 00:55:03,532 --> 00:55:06,501 - Do you have daddy issues? - I don't even have a mom. 882 00:55:06,502 --> 00:55:07,735 Neither do we! 883 00:55:07,736 --> 00:55:10,534 And now for the million dollar question: 884 00:55:10,539 --> 00:55:12,774 Do people assume all your problems got solved 885 00:55:12,775 --> 00:55:15,471 because a big strong man showed up? 886 00:55:15,511 --> 00:55:16,778 Yes! What is up with that? 887 00:55:16,779 --> 00:55:19,129 She is a Princess! 888 00:55:19,682 --> 00:55:22,742 Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it. 889 00:55:22,751 --> 00:55:26,619 - Oh, this old thing? - I'd so love to have one of my own. 890 00:55:26,622 --> 00:55:29,489 - As would I. - Me too! 891 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:32,518 - I want one too, you guys. - I'll get my mice on this. 892 00:55:34,697 --> 00:55:37,666 So this is love. 893 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:42,501 All hail Princess Vanellope, the Queen of comfy. 894 00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:46,575 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, 895 00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:48,676 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 896 00:55:48,677 --> 00:55:50,545 What's it called again? 897 00:55:50,546 --> 00:55:52,964 Oh, yeah. A shirt. 898 00:55:57,553 --> 00:55:59,521 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on? 899 00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:00,561 Uh, she's singing. 900 00:56:00,562 --> 00:56:03,583 Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... 901 00:56:03,592 --> 00:56:06,459 Wait, you all saw it, too, right? 902 00:56:06,495 --> 00:56:09,521 That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. 903 00:56:09,532 --> 00:56:12,660 Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once. 904 00:56:12,701 --> 00:56:13,768 Why don't you give it a try? 905 00:56:13,769 --> 00:56:17,446 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 906 00:56:17,471 --> 00:56:18,673 Okay. 907 00:56:18,674 --> 00:56:21,472 Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. 908 00:56:34,623 --> 00:56:36,758 Well, there's a lot to unpack here. 909 00:56:36,759 --> 00:56:41,646 So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor? 910 00:56:41,871 --> 00:56:43,665 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. 911 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,700 It's just, I literally want a steering wheel. 912 00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:48,577 I think the issue was I was a little pitchy. 913 00:56:48,602 --> 00:56:49,771 Maybe a little. 914 00:56:49,772 --> 00:56:55,506 But sometimes, your song can't start until you go someplace 915 00:56:55,511 --> 00:56:57,712 - to reflect. - What works for some of us 916 00:56:57,713 --> 00:57:01,733 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 917 00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:03,570 What? 918 00:57:03,571 --> 00:57:05,753 Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well. 919 00:57:05,754 --> 00:57:07,522 I stare at the ocean. 920 00:57:07,523 --> 00:57:09,624 - Horse trough. - Soap bubbles. 921 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,526 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water... 922 00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:15,621 - Ah. Important water. - Right, of course, 923 00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:17,599 important water. 924 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,592 I stare at the important water, and somehow 925 00:57:20,636 --> 00:57:22,770 magically, I'll start singing about my dream? 926 00:57:22,771 --> 00:57:24,672 For sure. 927 00:57:24,673 --> 00:57:27,733 Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 928 00:57:28,544 --> 00:57:30,546 Five minutes, Princesses. 929 00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:34,608 Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quiz starts in five minutes. 930 00:57:34,650 --> 00:57:37,159 Okay, thank you. 931 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,721 Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 932 00:57:39,722 --> 00:57:42,486 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 933 00:57:42,524 --> 00:57:44,999 And best of luck finding your song. 934 00:57:52,601 --> 00:57:54,636 - Uh-huh... What did she just say? - We don't know. 935 00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:57,504 - We can't understand her. - She's from the other studio. 936 00:57:59,508 --> 00:58:03,604 Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here with a little box I'm gonna open. 937 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:05,647 Let's see what we got here. 938 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:08,640 A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set. 939 00:58:08,684 --> 00:58:12,518 Got a little heft to it. Something's wobbling around in there. 940 00:58:12,554 --> 00:58:15,199 Have we got the kitty or the bunny? Let's open the... 941 00:58:16,592 --> 00:58:18,760 Open "sesabees"! 942 00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:20,662 Who would've guessed that bee pun 943 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:22,664 would be the thing to put us over the top? 944 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:24,732 That's the internet for you 945 00:58:24,733 --> 00:58:28,692 - Alright. It is uploading. - Hey, mister! 946 00:58:29,538 --> 00:58:31,673 - Hi, eBoy. - Just here to let you know 947 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:34,575 your bid does expire in 30 minutes! 948 00:58:34,643 --> 00:58:37,612 - Thanks, little eBoy. - You got it, chairman. 949 00:58:37,646 --> 00:58:40,547 You hear that, Yesss? We don't have a lot of time left. 950 00:58:40,549 --> 00:58:42,650 Okay. We just gotta... 951 00:58:42,651 --> 00:58:47,714 - No, no, no. No! Not now! - What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? 952 00:58:47,723 --> 00:58:50,521 - What does that mean? - The file's not loading. 953 00:58:50,559 --> 00:58:52,593 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it! 954 00:58:52,594 --> 00:58:55,012 You don't have enough hearts. 955 00:58:55,531 --> 00:58:56,647 Ralph, where are you going? 956 00:58:56,648 --> 00:58:58,599 Going down to the floor to get some hearts! 957 00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,734 Genius, good thinking! 958 00:58:59,735 --> 00:59:02,499 Now someone get me tech support in here, stat! 959 00:59:05,774 --> 00:59:07,742 Oh, no, only one person. 960 00:59:07,743 --> 00:59:11,509 Hey, guys. Come and check out my video. You're gonna love it. 961 00:59:11,513 --> 00:59:13,172 Right over here. Here we go. 962 00:59:13,173 --> 00:59:15,481 What are you... You guys! 963 00:59:15,718 --> 00:59:17,618 A cat? 964 00:59:17,619 --> 00:59:21,646 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 965 00:59:22,758 --> 00:59:23,791 What? 966 00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:25,727 Give me that hose, partner. 967 00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:28,754 You know you love it. You give me those hearts! 968 00:59:29,565 --> 00:59:32,560 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart! 969 00:59:32,585 --> 00:59:33,568 That's it! 970 00:59:33,569 --> 00:59:35,603 Let's see who's in here. 971 00:59:35,604 --> 00:59:38,630 Hello? Anybody in here? 972 00:59:41,510 --> 00:59:44,190 What the heck is this place? 973 00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:47,647 Some kinda library? 974 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:50,651 "Wreck-lt Ralph is back." 975 00:59:50,686 --> 00:59:53,200 Hey! You're talking about me! 976 00:59:53,201 --> 00:59:55,714 Gee-whiz, the internet is so positive. 977 00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:59,558 "Fix-lt Felix Jr. was my favorite game." 978 00:59:59,561 --> 01:00:00,762 Mine too. 979 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:04,737 "Ralph's videos stink." Wha...? 980 01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:09,560 "So stupid." "Ralph is the worst." 981 01:00:09,571 --> 01:00:12,182 "I hate him." 982 01:00:12,574 --> 01:00:15,566 "He's so fat and ugly." 983 01:00:16,779 --> 01:00:21,716 "Just a worthless bum alone on a pile of bricks." 984 01:00:28,724 --> 01:00:32,751 Yo, Ralph. You in here, dude? I gotta show you... 985 01:00:36,532 --> 01:00:41,595 First rule of the internet: Do not read the comments. 986 01:00:41,637 --> 01:00:43,671 Should've told you that. 987 01:00:43,672 --> 01:00:47,699 Look, this place can bring out the worst 988 01:00:47,743 --> 01:00:50,507 in some people, but you gotta ignore all this. 989 01:00:50,512 --> 01:00:52,713 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 990 01:00:52,714 --> 01:00:55,740 I don't care. It's fine. 991 01:00:56,585 --> 01:00:59,713 People hated me my whole life for being a bad guy. 992 01:01:00,622 --> 01:01:05,616 It's just a good reminder that this is the only heart that really matters. 993 01:01:05,661 --> 01:01:08,721 Vanellope gave me this. And as long as she likes me, 994 01:01:08,730 --> 01:01:10,378 I don't need anybody else. 995 01:01:10,379 --> 01:01:12,667 And I sure don't need the internet. 996 01:01:12,668 --> 01:01:15,728 Hold on. It's not all bad. 997 01:01:15,737 --> 01:01:20,572 The internet can also be a place where you find a steering wheel at one website 998 01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:22,777 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 999 01:01:22,778 --> 01:01:27,545 - Congratulations, Ralph. You did it! - Really? 1000 01:01:27,549 --> 01:01:29,617 Yes! Check your Buzzzy account. 1001 01:01:29,618 --> 01:01:32,587 You needed $27,000, you got over 30 grand! 1002 01:01:32,588 --> 01:01:35,614 Oh, my gosh! This is great! Thank you, Yesss! 1003 01:01:35,624 --> 01:01:38,525 - I couldn't have done it without ya. - That's really true. 1004 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,761 - Hey, eBoy! - What do you need, Ace? 1005 01:01:40,762 --> 01:01:44,721 - Can you give me a ride? - Let's hop along, Cassidy! 1006 01:01:46,501 --> 01:01:49,561 Come on, song. Come on. 1007 01:01:49,571 --> 01:01:51,639 I'm reflecting. 1008 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,575 What is it that I want? What is my quest? 1009 01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:57,187 What is my dream? 1010 01:01:58,714 --> 01:02:03,708 Well, at least I tried. No song for this princess, I guess. 1011 01:02:05,621 --> 01:02:08,681 How does this thing work? 1012 01:02:09,524 --> 01:02:12,493 - Hey, kid, can you see me? - Yeah, you're right there. 1013 01:02:12,494 --> 01:02:14,495 We did it! We got the money! 1014 01:02:14,496 --> 01:02:16,731 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1015 01:02:16,732 --> 01:02:19,565 I'm on my way to eBay right now with eBoy. 1016 01:02:19,568 --> 01:02:21,736 - We're almost there, champ. - Good work, eBoy. 1017 01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:24,501 Meet me out in front of eBay in 5 minutes, okay? 1018 01:02:24,506 --> 01:02:25,706 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1019 01:02:25,707 --> 01:02:27,575 We're going home, kid! 1020 01:02:27,576 --> 01:02:30,153 Our lives could finally get back to normal. 1021 01:02:33,582 --> 01:02:36,574 Wow, I can't believe that I get to go home. 1022 01:02:36,618 --> 01:02:40,714 So I guess that's it. I guess I just wanted a steering wheel. 1023 01:02:41,556 --> 01:02:44,167 And now I got it, so, woo-hoo. 1024 01:02:49,631 --> 01:02:53,465 Slaughter Race? 1025 01:06:16,638 --> 01:06:18,639 You want to get rich playing video games? 1026 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,609 Click here to f... Oh, Ralph. Ralph! 1027 01:06:21,643 --> 01:06:23,611 - Hey there. - Oh, hey there, Spamley. 1028 01:06:23,612 --> 01:06:24,728 What's the good word, brother? 1029 01:06:24,729 --> 01:06:26,747 The good word is I just paid for the steering wheel 1030 01:06:26,748 --> 01:06:28,292 and we are going home. 1031 01:06:28,293 --> 01:06:30,551 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 1032 01:06:30,552 --> 01:06:35,546 - Have you seen Vanellope anywhere? - Your little chum? No, no, I haven't. 1033 01:06:35,557 --> 01:06:36,757 Hope she's not lost. 1034 01:06:36,758 --> 01:06:39,556 I'm gonna try to reach her on this doohickey. 1035 01:06:48,770 --> 01:06:51,705 - See over there? Over that mountain? - Yeah? 1036 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:55,506 That's the Sequoia Speedway. It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1037 01:06:55,544 --> 01:06:58,479 What are you doing in that awful game with her? 1038 01:06:58,713 --> 01:07:01,648 ...right over there. It's gonna be so tight. 1039 01:07:01,683 --> 01:07:03,617 I love it. 1040 01:07:03,618 --> 01:07:07,554 Can I tell you something that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1041 01:07:07,556 --> 01:07:08,837 Of course. 1042 01:07:08,838 --> 01:07:12,584 I know it sounds crazy, but the second I walked into this game, 1043 01:07:12,594 --> 01:07:16,530 It felt... well, it felt like home. 1044 01:07:16,565 --> 01:07:20,763 - More than Sugar Rush ever did. - Oh, yeah? How so? 1045 01:07:20,769 --> 01:07:22,771 Cause it's like my dream. 1046 01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:27,674 It's full of weirdos, and the racing is super dangerous, and... 1047 01:07:27,676 --> 01:07:30,543 ...you never know what's gonna happen next. 1048 01:07:31,546 --> 01:07:35,482 Back home, I know exactly what's gonna happen next 1049 01:07:35,517 --> 01:07:38,509 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1050 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:46,719 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1051 01:07:46,728 --> 01:07:51,976 There is no law saying best friends has to have the same dreams. 1052 01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:53,734 You know? 1053 01:07:53,735 --> 01:07:59,685 Yeah. You are a very wise person, Shank. And a good friend, too. 1054 01:08:02,577 --> 01:08:03,608 Thank you. 1055 01:08:03,609 --> 01:08:06,628 Around here, peeps like to say "Shank you." 1056 01:08:07,582 --> 01:08:11,609 You know, after you go home, and your life gets back to normal, 1057 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:14,055 - you're always welcome here. - But that's the thing, 1058 01:08:14,056 --> 01:08:16,257 I want this to be my normal. 1059 01:08:16,258 --> 01:08:21,195 I want this to be my life. I can't go home now. 1060 01:08:21,196 --> 01:08:24,097 I just can't. 1061 01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:37,978 You know, where I come from, that's called a kick in the face. 1062 01:08:38,013 --> 01:08:41,244 - I can't believe it. - Straight up donkey kick to the teeth. 1063 01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:47,085 She's supposed to be my best friend. No, this can't be right. 1064 01:08:47,189 --> 01:08:49,257 No, she's been brainwashed! 1065 01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:52,091 That's what this is. Cause the Vanellope I know 1066 01:08:52,094 --> 01:08:53,995 would never abandon me like that. 1067 01:08:53,996 --> 01:08:55,229 I gotta get her out of there right now. 1068 01:08:55,230 --> 01:08:57,165 Easy now, tiger! 1069 01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:59,999 I admire the impulse, but you charge in there like 1070 01:09:00,002 --> 01:09:02,270 some white knight, she's likely to hold it against you. 1071 01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:06,230 So what, I'm supposed to let her stay in the game that's obviously bad for her? 1072 01:09:06,275 --> 01:09:09,142 - Of course not. - Then how do I make her leave? 1073 01:09:09,144 --> 01:09:12,045 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1074 01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:15,039 Unless you know how to make a game boring 1075 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:15,937 or... 1076 01:09:15,938 --> 01:09:17,118 Wait. 1077 01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:20,139 You know about viruses and stuff. Right, Spamley? 1078 01:09:20,164 --> 01:09:21,155 Who's asking? 1079 01:09:21,156 --> 01:09:25,991 Back home, me and the kid use to goof off in this game called "Tron". 1080 01:09:26,028 --> 01:09:29,054 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow 1081 01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:30,998 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out there. 1082 01:09:30,999 --> 01:09:34,059 So, do you know a way to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1083 01:09:34,102 --> 01:09:36,433 Oh, there's ways. 1084 01:09:36,434 --> 01:09:38,584 Follow me. 1085 01:09:45,881 --> 01:09:48,873 This area right here is what's called the "Dark Net". 1086 01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:50,785 Lot of shady characters hang out here. 1087 01:09:50,786 --> 01:09:52,777 So try to keep a low profile. 1088 01:09:52,778 --> 01:09:54,156 Gord! 1089 01:09:54,157 --> 01:09:57,149 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making, 1090 01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,061 but his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see, Double Dan. 1091 01:10:00,096 --> 01:10:02,707 This dude is a virus making machine. 1092 01:10:03,232 --> 01:10:06,167 - Here we are. - Are you sure this is safe? 1093 01:10:06,169 --> 01:10:07,369 Is it safe? Of course it is. 1094 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:11,101 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1095 01:10:11,307 --> 01:10:13,622 Oh, his little brother? 1096 01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:20,375 - Double Dan, long time no see? - Who are you? 1097 01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:26,333 J.P. Spamley. We've met one time over at Friendster. It had to be a long time before. 1098 01:10:28,257 --> 01:10:29,421 - What are you lookin' at? - Nothing. 1099 01:10:29,422 --> 01:10:30,359 You lookin' at my brother? 1100 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,124 - No, sir. - Don't you look at my little brother! 1101 01:10:33,162 --> 01:10:35,637 - No, I wasn't! - He's very self conscious! 1102 01:10:38,101 --> 01:10:41,195 You. What are you doin' here? 1103 01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:45,106 The reason why I came to the neck of the face, 1104 01:10:45,141 --> 01:10:48,201 I mean, there's a face on your neck, I mean, neck of the woods. 1105 01:10:48,211 --> 01:10:51,437 The reason I'm here is because I heard a little tumor. 1106 01:10:51,462 --> 01:10:53,115 Rumor! I heard a rumor that 1107 01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:56,085 you could give me a harmless virus kind of thing 1108 01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:59,111 that might be able to slow down the Slaughter Race game? 1109 01:10:59,155 --> 01:11:00,288 Oh, yeah. 1110 01:11:00,289 --> 01:11:03,315 My cousin, Gord, told me that you wanted to crash it. 1111 01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:09,127 Crash it? No! No, no, no, no. I don't want anyone to get hurt. 1112 01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:12,801 If there's a way to just, uh, I don't know. Just make 1113 01:11:12,826 --> 01:11:16,334 the cars go slow or something so the game is boring 1114 01:11:16,372 --> 01:11:19,273 and my friend comes back home to me. 1115 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:22,019 Allow me to introduce you 1116 01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:24,194 to Arthur. 1117 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,114 Easy there, boy! He's tingling. 1118 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:32,213 Arthur is what I call an "insecurity virus". 1119 01:11:32,255 --> 01:11:35,281 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses 1120 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,709 that make a program insecure. 1121 01:11:39,262 --> 01:11:42,254 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, 1122 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,290 Arthur will find some defect in the code, 1123 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:49,135 then he'll copy that defect and spread it all over the game 1124 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,485 'til everything becomes quote-unquote 1125 01:11:52,510 --> 01:11:55,304 "boring", just like you wanted. 1126 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:58,980 Okay. Just to be super clear here. No one get's hurt, right? 1127 01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:01,084 Are you stupid? 1128 01:12:01,085 --> 01:12:05,044 Because the only way anyone gets hurt is if you are stupid. 1129 01:12:05,089 --> 01:12:08,058 All you have to do is make sure the virus 1130 01:12:08,093 --> 01:12:11,994 - stays in Slaughter Race. - Right. Don't be stupid. 1131 01:12:11,996 --> 01:12:15,124 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. Got it. 1132 01:12:15,132 --> 01:12:17,180 - Get out! - Thank you for your assist-face. 1133 01:12:17,181 --> 01:12:19,268 - Out! - I mean, assistance. Thank you 1134 01:12:19,269 --> 01:12:21,237 - for your assist-face! No. Assistance! - Get out! 1135 01:12:21,238 --> 01:12:22,688 Goodbye! 1136 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:27,443 Argh. Fiddlesticks. 1137 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:29,578 - Well, that's game. - Beginner's luck. 1138 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:33,267 Come on, kid. I know a hustle when I see one. 1139 01:12:33,483 --> 01:12:34,967 Players on the way. 1140 01:12:34,968 --> 01:12:36,552 - Thanks, Bob. - Let's roll! 1141 01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:39,454 It's show time. You ready for your first race? 1142 01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:40,868 Yeah. I think so. 1143 01:12:40,869 --> 01:12:44,519 Hey. Don't get nervous. You're gonna be great. 1144 01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,529 I know, I know. I'll be fine. 1145 01:12:46,530 --> 01:12:51,490 - You didn't tell Ralph yet, didn't you? - Not exactly. 1146 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:55,335 Come on, V, he's your best friend. You gotta let him know 1147 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:57,373 you're planning on staying here for a while. 1148 01:12:57,374 --> 01:13:00,366 I know, but he's gonna get really upset. 1149 01:13:00,377 --> 01:13:04,279 Yeah, you might, but you guys will talk, you'll work it out. 1150 01:13:04,281 --> 01:13:06,515 - You'll figure it out. - Yeah, but what if we don't? 1151 01:13:06,516 --> 01:13:09,383 What if his feelings get hurt so bad 1152 01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:11,487 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1153 01:13:11,488 --> 01:13:14,457 Look. All friendships change. 1154 01:13:14,491 --> 01:13:19,326 But the good ones, they get stronger because of this. 1155 01:13:19,329 --> 01:13:23,425 Shank, I hate to bother you, but the player is waiting. 1156 01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:25,434 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1157 01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:28,529 - It's your call. - Okay. 1158 01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:31,564 Alright. Let's race! 1159 01:13:45,355 --> 01:13:48,290 Scanning for insecurities. 1160 01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:52,461 Scanning for insecurities. 1161 01:13:54,364 --> 01:13:56,399 Precious Car-Go! 1162 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,501 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop. 1163 01:13:58,502 --> 01:14:01,369 But watch out for Shank and her crew! 1164 01:14:19,289 --> 01:14:23,188 Power drift into a drift jump! I saw it. You're amazing! 1165 01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:25,363 Thank you! 1166 01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:36,337 Scanning for insecurities. 1167 01:14:40,410 --> 01:14:43,436 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1168 01:14:45,449 --> 01:14:47,599 Ralph? 1169 01:14:52,456 --> 01:14:57,484 Okay... Relax, relax. I'll just call him after the race. 1170 01:14:57,494 --> 01:15:00,292 Ralph will be fine. 1171 01:15:01,465 --> 01:15:03,599 Insecurity detected. 1172 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,501 Copying insecurity. 1173 01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:10,747 Distributing insecurity. 1174 01:15:10,748 --> 01:15:12,987 Distributing insecurity. 1175 01:15:12,988 --> 01:15:15,252 Distributing insecurity. 1176 01:15:15,253 --> 01:15:18,035 Distributing... 1177 01:15:18,381 --> 01:15:20,890 What is happening? 1178 01:15:25,385 --> 01:15:28,480 What's going on, Spamley? The whole place is going crazy. 1179 01:15:28,515 --> 01:15:30,322 I thought that virus was just supposed 1180 01:15:30,324 --> 01:15:32,358 - to slow down her car! - It was. 1181 01:15:32,359 --> 01:15:35,123 He must've found something real unstable in there. 1182 01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:40,294 - It's her glitch! - Game reboot begins in 60 seconds. 1183 01:15:40,302 --> 01:15:43,447 Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there! They're gonna reboot the game 1184 01:15:43,471 --> 01:15:45,472 and anything that doesn't belong in there will be deleted! 1185 01:15:45,473 --> 01:15:49,485 Yeah! If I don't get her out of there, Vanellope's gonna die! 1186 01:15:51,345 --> 01:15:53,897 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go! 1187 01:15:53,922 --> 01:15:55,382 I think it's my glitch! 1188 01:15:55,383 --> 01:15:58,284 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to destroy your game! 1189 01:15:58,319 --> 01:16:01,740 We'll be fine but your code isn't part of this game! 1190 01:16:01,775 --> 01:16:04,991 We've gotta get you out of here now! Follow me to the exit. 1191 01:16:21,309 --> 01:16:24,244 Kid? Kid, where are you? 1192 01:16:24,245 --> 01:16:26,480 The server's rebooting, Ralph. 1193 01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:28,482 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1194 01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:31,247 Here, I got you! 1195 01:16:31,486 --> 01:16:36,355 Game reboot in 5, 4, 1196 01:16:36,390 --> 01:16:39,359 3, 2, 1. 1197 01:16:40,294 --> 01:16:44,253 Reboot in progress. 1198 01:16:46,434 --> 01:16:51,201 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1199 01:16:53,341 --> 01:16:56,217 - Ralph? - Oh. There you are. 1200 01:16:56,252 --> 01:17:00,213 - You okay, kid? - Ralph. I messed up so bad. 1201 01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:06,190 - No. No, you didn't. It's okay. - It's all because of me and my glitch. 1202 01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:11,790 I should've just stayed with you instead of following some stupid dream! 1203 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:17,864 - I've ruined everything! - No, kid. No. 1204 01:17:17,999 --> 01:17:22,936 Look, I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1205 01:17:22,971 --> 01:17:25,906 It's not supposed to be this bad. 1206 01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:31,811 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1207 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:37,763 I might have, kind of, sort of put a harmless little virus in the game. 1208 01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:41,955 A virus? 1209 01:17:41,956 --> 01:17:44,789 You did this? 1210 01:17:45,426 --> 01:17:47,228 I wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't heard 1211 01:17:47,229 --> 01:17:50,426 you tell Shank that you want to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1212 01:17:50,465 --> 01:17:53,491 So you were spying on me? 1213 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,403 You aren't exactly innocent here. 1214 01:17:55,404 --> 01:17:58,237 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush! 1215 01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:01,403 I'm one of 16 racers. They never missed me. 1216 01:18:01,443 --> 01:18:02,510 What about me? 1217 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:05,480 Why would I ever spend another second with you 1218 01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:07,795 after what you did? 1219 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:10,767 No! 1220 01:18:15,324 --> 01:18:19,260 - Vanellope, where are you going? - Where ever you're not. 1221 01:18:19,261 --> 01:18:22,321 - Wait a minute. I can explain... - No! You will not follow me! 1222 01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:25,323 - Vanellope, please! - A friend would never do what you did. 1223 01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:28,360 Never! So you leave me alone! 1224 01:18:28,403 --> 01:18:32,396 Vanellope, no, no, no, please! Please? 1225 01:18:33,241 --> 01:18:36,233 Scanning for insecurities. 1226 01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:38,346 ...don't leave me! 1227 01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:40,856 Insecurity detected. 1228 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:46,728 Copying insecurity. 1229 01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:50,289 No, no, no! 1230 01:18:50,325 --> 01:18:52,936 Distributing insecurity. 1231 01:19:14,850 --> 01:19:17,268 Oh, no. 1232 01:19:31,867 --> 01:19:34,342 You're such an idiot! 1233 01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:49,841 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me! 1234 01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:51,953 Friend? 1235 01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:55,947 - Cut that out. You're scaring me. - Friend. 1236 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,369 - What the? - Friend? 1237 01:20:02,898 --> 01:20:05,213 Friend? 1238 01:20:09,772 --> 01:20:12,332 Sweet mother of Ralph! 1239 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:16,454 In breaking news, the internet is under assault as a massive 1240 01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:19,770 denial-of-service attack crashes servers across the web. 1241 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:23,717 The Wreck-It Ralph virus is fast moving and destructive. 1242 01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:27,037 Friend? 1243 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,910 Friend? 1244 01:20:38,301 --> 01:20:43,329 Experts are still trying to understand who or what the virus's intended target may be. 1245 01:20:45,741 --> 01:20:48,125 Friend. 1246 01:20:48,711 --> 01:20:51,061 Friend? 1247 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,830 Friend! 1248 01:20:56,786 --> 01:21:00,722 I found 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 1249 01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:04,793 - You're welcome. - Mr. KnowsMore! 1250 01:21:05,561 --> 01:21:07,799 Hm? Oh, delightful! You're that courteous little 1251 01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,817 child who says "please" and "thank you". 1252 01:21:09,818 --> 01:21:11,800 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 1253 01:21:11,801 --> 01:21:14,144 - There's a whole... - Whole Foods? A hole in the ozone? 1254 01:21:14,145 --> 01:21:16,538 Whole Lotta Love by British rockers, Led Zeppelin? 1255 01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:19,667 No! No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me! 1256 01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:25,605 This would probably be an appropriate time for me to shelter my site. 1257 01:21:32,788 --> 01:21:35,621 How long you think before they get in here? 1258 01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:38,977 Precisely one second. 1259 01:21:41,697 --> 01:21:44,206 Hey, it's me! It's the real me! 1260 01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:48,602 - Ralph? - My apologies. 1261 01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:51,606 I followed those things here. I think they're looking for you, kid! 1262 01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:55,134 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 1263 01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:58,045 I'm so sorry! I don't know how this happened! 1264 01:21:58,047 --> 01:21:59,314 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 1265 01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:03,046 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned all of your needy, 1266 01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:05,020 clingy, self-destructive behavior, 1267 01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:06,927 the very behavior which left unchecked and 1268 01:22:06,928 --> 01:22:09,057 destroy friendships and in this particular case, 1269 01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:11,669 the entire internet! 1270 01:22:13,062 --> 01:22:16,122 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. Official query. 1271 01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:20,158 What do I do if clones of me are trying to capture my friend? 1272 01:22:20,203 --> 01:22:22,237 Search. 1273 01:22:22,238 --> 01:22:24,239 I found 2 results for your query. 1274 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,033 Either you put all of your clones in therapy, 1275 01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:30,495 very unrealistic, or, the Anti-Virus District 1276 01:22:30,530 --> 01:22:33,046 is surrounded by a gate, made from security software. 1277 01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,150 If Vanellope could somehow lead all the clones to the gate, 1278 01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:37,052 they would be deleted all at once! 1279 01:22:37,053 --> 01:22:40,079 Sort of a co-dependant Pied Piper situation. 1280 01:22:40,123 --> 01:22:42,798 Wait. We know a Pied Piper! 1281 01:22:42,859 --> 01:22:43,926 - You do? - Yes! 1282 01:22:43,927 --> 01:22:44,993 - Who? - Yesss. 1283 01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:47,940 Yeah, but who is it? 1284 01:22:48,832 --> 01:22:51,182 Oh, you mean "Yesss?" 1285 01:22:53,937 --> 01:22:56,735 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore! 1286 01:22:56,773 --> 01:22:59,970 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, wouldn't you say? 1287 01:23:00,910 --> 01:23:03,936 Guess I forgot to tell Ralph that when you "break" the internet 1288 01:23:03,947 --> 01:23:06,780 you don't literally have to break the internet. 1289 01:23:06,783 --> 01:23:08,751 I can't believe he did this. 1290 01:23:08,752 --> 01:23:12,711 Yeah, I mean, dude obviously made some real questionable choices here, 1291 01:23:12,756 --> 01:23:16,920 but he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game. 1292 01:23:16,926 --> 01:23:20,862 So, what can I say, kid? Life's complicated. 1293 01:23:20,997 --> 01:23:23,727 You ready to pied the piper? 1294 01:23:26,770 --> 01:23:29,347 Yoo-hoo! Up here! 1295 01:23:29,873 --> 01:23:35,778 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world who you can't live without! 1296 01:23:40,817 --> 01:23:42,985 From up here, I can see how I do come across 1297 01:23:42,986 --> 01:23:45,921 as needy and clingy and self-destructive 1298 01:23:45,922 --> 01:23:47,890 like KnowsMore said. 1299 01:23:47,891 --> 01:23:52,828 Listen, kid. I don't blame you for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 1300 01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:54,997 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 1301 01:23:54,998 --> 01:23:57,796 I said you're acting like a bad friend, 1302 01:23:57,801 --> 01:24:00,002 - which you were. - I know I was... 1303 01:24:00,003 --> 01:24:04,493 Hey, my babies! There's the Anti-Virus district, straight ahead! 1304 01:24:04,518 --> 01:24:07,315 Alright, to be continued, okay? 1305 01:24:14,751 --> 01:24:17,294 We're gonna make it! 1306 01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:34,844 - You guys okay? - I'm fine. 1307 01:24:34,938 --> 01:24:37,400 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 1308 01:24:37,401 --> 01:24:40,059 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 1309 01:24:43,948 --> 01:24:46,298 Guys? 1310 01:24:58,896 --> 01:25:01,439 That is unsettling. 1311 01:25:07,370 --> 01:25:09,338 Get Vanellope out of here now! 1312 01:25:09,339 --> 01:25:10,539 - What about you, Ralph? - Just go! 1313 01:25:10,540 --> 01:25:13,049 I got a date with the man in the mirror. 1314 01:25:17,481 --> 01:25:19,956 You keep away from her! 1315 01:25:20,383 --> 01:25:22,926 I'm gonna wreck it! 1316 01:25:24,488 --> 01:25:27,548 She's not your friend! 1317 01:25:27,591 --> 01:25:31,322 She's mine! 1318 01:25:31,328 --> 01:25:34,525 Here it is, this way! Come on, kid, we gotta move! 1319 01:26:05,529 --> 01:26:07,947 No! 1320 01:26:09,332 --> 01:26:11,482 Vanellope! 1321 01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:19,120 Hey! Let go of me! 1322 01:26:21,712 --> 01:26:23,959 Ralph! 1323 01:26:30,421 --> 01:26:32,862 Get back here! 1324 01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:36,967 You put her down! 1325 01:26:59,684 --> 01:27:02,414 Vanellope! 1326 01:27:17,601 --> 01:27:21,503 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 1327 01:27:21,539 --> 01:27:23,707 No. 1328 01:27:23,708 --> 01:27:25,575 Well, you are, 1329 01:27:25,576 --> 01:27:28,511 and I will never be your friend! 1330 01:27:33,517 --> 01:27:35,832 Ralph! 1331 01:27:42,493 --> 01:27:45,462 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 1332 01:27:50,701 --> 01:27:53,499 I gotcha, little sister. 1333 01:27:55,706 --> 01:27:58,675 - Now go, get out of here! - Ralph! 1334 01:27:58,709 --> 01:28:04,579 - Go! - No! Don't hurt him! Please, no! 1335 01:28:08,719 --> 01:28:11,586 Stop it! You're squishing him! 1336 01:28:13,491 --> 01:28:16,068 You're gonna kill my best friend! 1337 01:28:19,563 --> 01:28:22,498 Fine, you win. You win, okay? 1338 01:28:25,536 --> 01:28:28,505 Please put him down. 1339 01:28:29,707 --> 01:28:32,676 I'll be your only friend, okay? 1340 01:28:33,511 --> 01:28:36,480 - Let him go. - No! No, kid! 1341 01:28:39,383 --> 01:28:42,250 That's it. That's it, yeah. 1342 01:28:42,286 --> 01:28:47,383 Let him down, and I'll go with you. We'll be best friends forever. 1343 01:28:47,525 --> 01:28:52,292 Just me and you. That's what you want, right? 1344 01:28:53,865 --> 01:28:56,698 Well, that's not what I want! 1345 01:28:56,968 --> 01:29:01,837 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams. You don't own her! 1346 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,741 That's not how friendship works! 1347 01:29:04,776 --> 01:29:07,802 You need to let her go! 1348 01:29:13,752 --> 01:29:16,363 You need to let her go. 1349 01:29:17,822 --> 01:29:21,918 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 1350 01:29:21,926 --> 01:29:24,952 Ah, who am I kidding, it's gonna hurt a lot. 1351 01:29:26,798 --> 01:29:29,767 But you're gonna be okay. 1352 01:29:31,736 --> 01:29:34,967 We're gonna be okay. Right, kid? 1353 01:29:34,973 --> 01:29:39,706 Of course we are. Always. 1354 01:29:40,912 --> 01:29:45,872 See? No matter where she goes, or where she lives, 1355 01:29:45,917 --> 01:29:51,787 she's always gonna be our friend. You just gotta trust her. 1356 01:29:51,790 --> 01:29:56,727 Cause that's what best friends do. Right? 1357 01:30:10,909 --> 01:30:13,707 Thanks, buddy. 1358 01:30:16,981 --> 01:30:19,745 I feel good about this. 1359 01:30:25,890 --> 01:30:29,826 Ralph, look! I think you fixed your insecurity! 1360 01:30:29,994 --> 01:30:33,545 You're right! Whoo! 1361 01:30:34,333 --> 01:30:36,808 Ralph, no! 1362 01:30:39,003 --> 01:30:41,296 Park it right here, Ralph! 1363 01:30:41,297 --> 01:30:44,737 Your old pal, J.P. Spamley's got you! 1364 01:30:46,278 --> 01:30:48,428 Wow, that didn't work. 1365 01:30:52,084 --> 01:30:56,563 Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! 1366 01:31:57,683 --> 01:32:00,379 Thanks, Frogger. 1367 01:32:00,419 --> 01:32:03,042 Wait a minute, who are all of you? 1368 01:32:03,067 --> 01:32:05,557 We're friends of Vanellope's. 1369 01:32:05,558 --> 01:32:09,619 Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours. 1370 01:32:09,629 --> 01:32:12,530 - You're welcome. - Ralph! 1371 01:32:12,531 --> 01:32:16,225 - Looking good, big fella! - Hey-o! 1372 01:32:16,669 --> 01:32:18,620 Oh. This dress is not made for a big boy. 1373 01:32:18,621 --> 01:32:20,572 It's going right up the back alley there. 1374 01:32:20,573 --> 01:32:23,633 Let me just make a little adjustment. There we go! 1375 01:32:24,477 --> 01:32:28,504 Internet users are breathing a collective sigh of relief tonight. 1376 01:32:28,547 --> 01:32:30,649 Just as mysteriously has it appear, 1377 01:32:30,650 --> 01:32:33,710 the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished. 1378 01:32:39,492 --> 01:32:41,626 You know what I just realised? 1379 01:32:41,627 --> 01:32:44,494 The sun never rises or sets here, 1380 01:32:44,497 --> 01:32:46,498 cause everything is always on. 1381 01:32:46,499 --> 01:32:49,696 - Well know, isn't that an astute observation? - I know, right? 1382 01:32:50,136 --> 01:32:53,633 Other than KnowsMore, I'm probably the smartest guy in the internet. 1383 01:32:54,573 --> 01:32:55,604 Yeah. 1384 01:32:55,605 --> 01:32:58,600 Yo, V! We're about to come back online. You ready? 1385 01:32:58,644 --> 01:33:00,412 Be right there! 1386 01:33:00,413 --> 01:33:02,314 Hey, Ralph. Don't be a stranger. 1387 01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:05,113 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 1388 01:33:05,418 --> 01:33:07,859 Oh! That's a good dad joke! 1389 01:33:08,287 --> 01:33:11,767 Hey. Don't forget, you know, Shank added my code 1390 01:33:11,792 --> 01:33:14,142 in and everything, so I'll be able to regenerate. 1391 01:33:14,143 --> 01:33:15,318 I'm gonna be totally safe. 1392 01:33:15,328 --> 01:33:17,362 No, I know. It's gonna be great! 1393 01:33:17,363 --> 01:33:21,411 - You found your dream game. - Yeah, I did. 1394 01:33:21,552 --> 01:33:24,926 I did. So... 1395 01:33:25,344 --> 01:33:28,507 I should probably head in there now, you know? 1396 01:33:28,548 --> 01:33:32,450 Oh. Before you go, I wanted to give you this. 1397 01:33:33,286 --> 01:33:37,389 - I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. - No, no, it's okay. 1398 01:33:37,390 --> 01:33:40,257 Now we can both have a half. See? 1399 01:33:41,527 --> 01:33:43,877 Yeah! 1400 01:33:50,303 --> 01:33:55,951 I love you so much. I'm really gonna miss you. 1401 01:33:56,442 --> 01:34:01,505 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. I really am. 1402 01:34:07,253 --> 01:34:09,403 Alright. 1403 01:34:09,435 --> 01:34:12,305 Okay, you're getting a little clingy on me here. 1404 01:34:13,693 --> 01:34:16,995 Go on, get out of here. The world's waiting for you, kid. 1405 01:35:14,521 --> 01:35:16,295 I'll be honest. 1406 01:35:16,296 --> 01:35:18,838 It still feels kinda weird around here. 1407 01:35:19,058 --> 01:35:21,093 I mean, a lot has changed. 1408 01:35:21,094 --> 01:35:24,029 Even though we got that steering wheel and saved Sugar Rush, 1409 01:35:24,030 --> 01:35:26,965 it's never really gonna be the same. 1410 01:35:27,066 --> 01:35:30,166 For one thing, the racers aren't even that obnoxious anymore. 1411 01:35:30,403 --> 01:35:33,322 Oh, golly! I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 1412 01:35:33,473 --> 01:35:36,201 Our friendship is much more important to me than winning, Rancis. 1413 01:35:36,410 --> 01:35:40,379 - Losing builds character! - Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 1414 01:35:40,380 --> 01:35:42,911 Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are, 1415 01:35:42,912 --> 01:35:45,443 they turn out to be pretty great parents. 1416 01:35:45,485 --> 01:35:49,421 I gotta hand it to you two. How on earth did you tame those things? 1417 01:35:49,456 --> 01:35:52,482 It's simple, Surge. The key to parenting is to... 1418 01:35:55,395 --> 01:35:57,904 ...and then what you do is... 1419 01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:03,877 ...and that is the secret to raising perfect children. 1420 01:36:03,990 --> 01:36:07,196 Wow. I wish every parent could hear that. 1421 01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:08,334 I'm keeping busy, too. 1422 01:36:08,335 --> 01:36:11,304 - Finally joined Zangief's book club. - Good point, Bison. 1423 01:36:11,338 --> 01:36:13,039 And how about you, Ralph? 1424 01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:16,942 Do you feel Dostoevski intended to make narrator unreliable? 1425 01:36:16,943 --> 01:36:17,943 Uh... 1426 01:36:18,211 --> 01:36:21,112 I do and I don't. 1427 01:36:21,148 --> 01:36:23,282 You do and you don't? 1428 01:36:23,283 --> 01:36:27,083 - Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. - Thanks, Sonic. 1429 01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,697 I don't know what I'm talking about. 1430 01:36:29,723 --> 01:36:32,225 Oh, and we got this new thing we do every Friday night 1431 01:36:32,226 --> 01:36:34,360 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 1432 01:36:34,361 --> 01:36:36,262 I actually hosted this week. 1433 01:36:36,263 --> 01:36:40,097 Heyo! Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie! 1434 01:36:40,133 --> 01:36:44,204 - What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? - Oh, just... a pie that you burn. 1435 01:36:44,205 --> 01:36:47,198 You can do this with any pie. You just leave it in the oven for too long. 1436 01:36:49,677 --> 01:36:52,288 We really do have a lot of fun. 1437 01:36:53,681 --> 01:36:55,849 Guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 1438 01:36:55,850 --> 01:36:58,751 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 1439 01:36:58,786 --> 01:37:01,846 - I just wish we can hang out sooner. - Yeah, me too. 1440 01:37:01,856 --> 01:37:04,070 When did you say you're getting those days off? 1441 01:37:04,129 --> 01:37:06,726 Oh... our update starts on January 25th. 1442 01:37:06,727 --> 01:37:09,719 - So, like, 2 months from now? - That'll go by in a flash. 1443 01:37:09,730 --> 01:37:11,681 Oh. Speaking of which, you want me to bring you 1444 01:37:11,682 --> 01:37:13,666 anything from home when I come visit? 1445 01:37:13,667 --> 01:37:16,795 Ooh. You know what I cannot find anywhere on the internet? 1446 01:37:16,804 --> 01:37:19,705 A halfway decent Burger Time burger. 1447 01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:21,783 I've been talking em up, to Shank and the crew, 1448 01:37:21,784 --> 01:37:23,743 and honestly, I think they're starting to think 1449 01:37:23,744 --> 01:37:26,264 - I'm making it up! - Alright. Consider it done. 1450 01:37:26,265 --> 01:37:28,807 I'll bring you guys a truck load. 1451 01:37:30,184 --> 01:37:32,185 The sun's coming up already. 1452 01:37:32,186 --> 01:37:35,155 - Guess I better get to it. - Yeah, me too. 1453 01:37:35,189 --> 01:37:38,249 - Talk next week? - I shall await your call, Madame. 1454 01:37:38,259 --> 01:37:43,196 Then, ado-ado. Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1455 01:37:43,331 --> 01:37:47,358 - So long, stinkbrain. - Bye, kid. 1456 01:38:00,248 --> 01:38:03,223 Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph? 1457 01:38:03,224 --> 01:38:07,488 Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. 1458 01:38:08,122 --> 01:38:11,114 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 1459 01:41:40,292 --> 01:41:43,315 Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie? 1460 01:41:43,639 --> 01:41:47,221 Well, there was a scene in the trailer that 1461 01:41:47,246 --> 01:41:50,826 wasn't in the movie. And that makes me sad. 1462 01:41:50,850 --> 01:41:54,773 Oh, that's too bad! Maybe playing your game would cheer you up. 1463 01:41:54,797 --> 01:41:56,947 Okay. 1464 01:41:57,882 --> 01:41:59,405 Pancake. 1465 01:41:59,406 --> 01:42:01,429 Milkshake. 1466 01:42:01,430 --> 01:42:03,153 Pancake. 1467 01:42:03,154 --> 01:42:04,677 Pancake. 1468 01:42:04,678 --> 01:42:06,719 - Milkshake. - Ooh! Ooh, ooh! 1469 01:42:06,720 --> 01:42:08,718 I wanna try, I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn. 1470 01:42:08,719 --> 01:42:13,219 Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1471 01:42:13,243 --> 01:42:17,243 Pancake. Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1472 01:42:17,367 --> 01:42:20,667 I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen! 1473 01:42:22,916 --> 01:42:25,393 Hey, everybody! Look what I found! 1474 01:42:25,394 --> 01:42:28,360 - More pancakes! - Sweet! Let's speed it up! 1475 01:42:28,361 --> 01:42:30,346 Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1476 01:42:30,347 --> 01:42:32,370 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1477 01:42:32,371 --> 01:42:35,195 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake. 1478 01:42:35,219 --> 01:42:36,973 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 1479 01:42:36,974 --> 01:42:40,080 Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while. 1480 01:42:40,704 --> 01:42:43,202 No, the kitty gets the milkshake! 1481 01:42:43,203 --> 01:42:47,779 The bunny gets the pancake! 1482 01:42:57,666 --> 01:43:03,250 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 1482 01:43:04,305 --> 01:43:10,665 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org120221

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