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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,209 --> 00:00:51,000 It was a day not unlike any other in the summer of 1976. 2 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,200 I, a boy of 15, 3 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,080 and my oldest and dearest friend, Dickie Heath, 4 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,080 having just stolen a car from the parking lot of a ShopEasy, 5 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,080 and finding ourselves with nothing much to do, 6 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,720 entered a house on Fox Hill Lane. 7 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,200 While Dickie rifled the upstairs for valuables, 8 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,160 I entered the sitting room where, 9 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,880 while pocketing a gold-leaf pen and a silver humidor, 10 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:17,360 came across the book that completely and irrevocably changed my life. 11 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,360 So, this morning, Chris in the Morning 12 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,680 is gonna dispense with the weather and traffic report and local news 13 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,520 and get down with the complete works of Walt Whitman. 14 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,440 "When lilacs last in the dooryard bloom'd 15 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:35,400 and great star early droop'd in the western sky in the night 16 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:39,800 I mourn'd. And yet shall mourn with ever-returning spring 17 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:44,000 Ever-returning spring. Trinity sure to me you bring 18 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:48,360 Lilac blooming perennial and drooping star in the west 19 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,840 And thought of him I love..." 20 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,480 - Waaah! - It's empty. I checked. 21 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,560 What are you doin' in my bedroom? 22 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,800 Don't you believe in knocking before you drop in at 6.28am? 23 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:02,680 - Indians don't knock. It's rude. - No? What the hell do Indians do? 24 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,680 Use the key. 25 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,240 The key? You have the key to my bedroom? 26 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,680 Well, it works on my house, too. 27 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,960 Lots of people have the same key. 28 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,480 You don't have to worry so much about gettin' locked out. 29 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,600 - I wanna make an appointment. - A doctor's appointment? 30 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,320 Uh-huh. 31 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,080 No problem. Use your key and let yourself into my office 32 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,880 and write your name in my book. 33 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,880 Oh, I forgot. There is no book. 34 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:32,040 Marilyn doesn't believe in them. Just draw your name on the wall. 35 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,760 It's not for me. It's for my uncle. 36 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,120 - What's wrong with him? - He's sick. 37 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,440 Oh, no! 38 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,320 - My toilet is broken. - I know, you've told me. 39 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,840 No, actually that's not true. It never really worked so 40 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,600 maybe not working is its natural working condition. 41 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,200 What's wrong with it? 42 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:56,200 What is wrong with it? How am I supposed to know what's wrong with it? 43 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,040 Common sense, maybe? 44 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,800 You're a doctor. You're smart. You're brilliant. Toilets are dumb. 45 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,840 I think this is a complicated problem. 46 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:07,200 We're not talking about your average toilet malady. 47 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,440 There is something very, very wrong with this toilet. 48 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,880 You tried to fix it? 49 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,720 Yeah, I listened to it with my stethoscope! 50 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,680 Now, I asked you three times. I cannot live without a toilet! 51 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:24,160 Holling spent years without a toilet, didn't you, Holling? 52 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,400 In the bush. Didn't bring no porta-johnny. 53 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,640 Look, um, 54 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,160 I'm not the Grizzly Adams type. 55 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,640 I had a friend who joined the Peace Corps 56 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,200 and went to the African National Republic and he had a toilet! 57 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,960 It's terrible what's happening in Africa. 58 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,520 It's one of the reasons why I stopped killing the big guys. 59 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,120 You're welcome to use my john, Joel. 60 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,960 Later, as I sat in a juvenile detention home, 61 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,200 rereading those poems that had opened up the artist in me, 62 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,320 I was blindsided by the raging fist of my incarcerator 63 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,120 who informed me that Walt Whitman's homoerotic, 64 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,560 unnatural pornographic sentiments were unacceptable 65 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:13,000 and would not be allowed in an institution dedicated to reforming the ill-formed. 66 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,520 That Whitman, that great bear of a man, 67 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,720 enjoyed the pleasures of other men came as a great surprise to me, 68 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,720 and made me reconsider the queers that I had previously kicked around. 69 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,000 Uncle, what are you doing? 70 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,840 I've been eavesdropping on a couple of ruddy turnstones. 71 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,320 They're in the middle of their migration. 72 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:43,000 There's a lot of pressure to mate but no one seems to be complaining. 73 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,760 Didn't you get my message about your doctor's appointment? 74 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:51,440 Mrs Anku might have said something about something. 75 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:55,880 But I knew if it were very important, you'd track me down. 76 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:01,040 And right in time to help me strip some bark. 77 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:05,040 Well, you know, if we don't leave now, we'll be late, 78 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:09,040 and Dr Fleischman is a particular kind of fellow. 79 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,160 Just these two red willows. 80 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,200 Then we can go and pick some loganberries 81 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,720 before the bears feast on 'em. 82 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,800 You won't come? 83 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:28,760 How can I? With my schedule? I'm overbooked as it is. 84 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,040 It won't take long. Uncle... 85 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,400 Today's already shot. 86 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:39,400 And tomorrow I promised Julia Chigliak 87 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,440 I'd get her the red willow bark for her migraines. 88 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:48,520 She won't take aspirin. Even though she knows it's the same thing. 89 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,600 Julia Chigliak can wait one day. 90 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,920 Not with her aches and pains. 91 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,520 Maybe she should go see Dr Fleischman. 92 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,480 Hi, Ed. Make yourself comfortable. 93 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,400 Can I get you a cup of coffee? Maybe a footrest? 94 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,400 No, thanks. Maybe later. 95 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,400 My uncle won't come in. 96 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,000 Your uncle? 97 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,840 - Right. Why? He doesn't like doctors? - He doesn't trust them. 98 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,200 - Why's that? - He is a doctor. 99 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,800 Really? Which kind? 100 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,440 - Witch. - Which which? 101 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,040 - Witch what? - Which doctor? 102 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,680 Right. 103 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:34,680 - Your uncle is a witch doctor? - Well, more like a medicine man. 104 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,800 No kidding. Well, I'd love to catch his act some time. 105 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,360 He hasn't been practising much lately. I think he's sick. 106 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,680 What kind of sick? 107 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:46,080 He's tired. My aunt says he has blood in his urine. 108 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,920 - OK. I want to see him. Bring him in. - He won't do it. 109 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,000 He's the head honcho. I think he thinks it's bad for his image. 110 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,320 Look, blood in his urine can be a really serious thing. 111 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,520 I know but, you know, he's got his reputation. 112 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,440 Yeah, but I think I should see him as soon as possible. 113 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,200 My aunt's invited you to dinner tomorrow night. 114 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,920 To dinner? 115 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,160 Yeah. That way you can see him and check him out. 116 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,160 Does he know you're doing this? 117 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,160 No. 118 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,800 ...the musical shuttle Out of the Ninth-month midnight... 119 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,240 Haul your ass out of that chair, Stevens! 120 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,880 - Maurice... - I said get your butt outta that chair now! 121 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,800 I appreciate your dressing up to fix the toilet. 122 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,280 Rick and I are going out. 123 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:42,840 I'm only here because I know what an incessant, complaining nag you can be. 124 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,960 You do have toilets in New York, don't you? 125 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,320 I tried fixing it. I am not very good at this stuff. I never have been. 126 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,400 Really? 127 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,520 What do you know? 128 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:03,840 I'm sorry if my incompetence offends your idea of Alaskan self-reliance. 129 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:08,000 Why don't you call Anchorage? Tell 'em I don't fit in and should be transferred... 130 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:12,480 Is that it, Fleischman? If you play the incompetent long enough, 131 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,440 we'll feel sorry for you and you can go back to New York? 132 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,640 Look, O'Connell... 133 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,880 Why are you so committed to your helplessness? 134 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:23,160 - I don't fix toilets so I'm helpless? - You're addicted to it. 135 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,960 You wanna talk about helpless? Who needed a doctor so bad they bought one? 136 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,640 Isn't that right up there on the helpless scale? 137 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,320 An addict. A helplessness junkie. 138 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,000 Have a great time. Tell Rick to drop by any time 139 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,440 so I can sew up the punctures from you walkin' all over him in those heels. 140 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,440 Hopelessly helpless. 141 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:45,880 I'll take the hit. Maurice Minnifield is not one to dodge responsibility. 142 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:51,400 And what went out of here yesterday on my airwaves was a disgrace. 143 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,080 Whether or not Whitman deserves to be in the big tent with the big boys 144 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,560 will be up to the vultures and the bookworms to decide. 145 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:04,240 But the Minnifield Communications Network will not be a party 146 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,040 to an expos� or a seal hunt. 147 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,680 This is Cicely, Alaska, 148 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,440 not San Francisco. 149 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:18,640 That being said. Here's a tune from the Broadway show "Kiss Me Kate". 150 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:23,240 Music and lyrics by Cole Porter who lived to be past a hundred. 151 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,720 That oughta brighten up your day. 152 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,200 Aagh! 153 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,200 Eurgh! 154 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,640 Like an ice cube! 155 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,840 Oh, that's great! That's... 156 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,000 - Just in time for breakfast. - I ate. Thanks. 157 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,880 - How ya doin'? - I'm OK. 158 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,680 Pull up a log. 159 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,680 - Here? - Yeah. 160 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:20,120 - How's the head feel? - It's still pretty mushy. 161 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,720 Sure you've extracted all the glass slivers? 162 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,240 I think so. That's pretty thick glass Maurice threw you through. 163 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,200 Yeah. When I was a kid I always wanted to break something. 164 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,560 Maurice has a hard head. 165 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,160 Yeah, I'm sorry you got canned. 166 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,840 Well, you know, I have more time to work on my art. 167 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,200 I take it you're into metal. 168 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,080 I like to shape it, buff it, weld it. 169 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,160 That's interesting. You ever do any auto bodywork? 170 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,920 That was my trade in the joint. 171 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,040 How about that? 172 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,160 I think you're comin' along fine. 173 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,360 Yeah? 174 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,480 So, I guess you'd be a whiz at plumbing? 175 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,120 No, I'm afraid not. You having problems? 176 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:05,480 Not really. It's just that my shower, well, uh, you know, it's... 177 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,200 It's weak. 178 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,720 Yeah, weak. 179 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,960 So I think it might just be a question of water pressure. 180 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,200 Sounds reasonable to me. 181 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,960 So, how's your shower? 182 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,920 Uh, I don't have one. 183 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,120 No, no shower? What about a tub? 184 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,640 No, no tub. 185 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,480 What do you... What do you bathe in? The sink? 186 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,320 No, the lake. 187 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,360 - The lake? This lake? - Yeah. 188 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,960 What about in winter? Doesn't it freeze up? 189 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,600 Not really. You get thick ice for a couple of months, 190 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,760 but come March you break through pretty easy. 191 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,920 You might want to talk to Maggie. She's the best plumber Cicely's got. 192 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,080 Hey. 193 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,520 Hey, there. Joel, Mindy. Mindy, Joel. 194 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,560 - Stayin' for breakfast? - Yeah, come on. 195 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,520 - No, really. I gotta get goin'. - Nice meetin' you. 196 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,200 Who is that? 197 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,800 Mindy? 198 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,080 She from around here? 199 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,560 No, she's from Boston. 200 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,680 Where'd you find her? 201 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,680 In the woods. 202 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,320 The woods? Which woods? These woods? 203 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,080 Mm-hm. 204 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:16,200 You found a girl from Boston, that looks like that, in these woods? 205 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,640 Yeah. 206 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,960 What was she doing here? 207 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,840 Just walking. 208 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,960 If it's not the water pressure, 209 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,400 you might want to check out a How To book from the library. 210 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,200 - There's a library? - You betcha. 211 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,840 Let me tell you people something. 212 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,720 Grissom, Glenn, Carpenter and Minnifield 213 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,000 got into it a little bit down in Cape Canaveral. 214 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,360 Scotty liked West Side Story. 215 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,640 Gus like Guys and Dolls. 216 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:55,000 And Johnno, well, Johnno was a Brigadoon man. 217 00:12:55,760 --> 00:13:01,840 As far as I was concerned, none of 'em could hold a candle to The King And I. 218 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,120 Point of information: 219 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,880 Yul Brynner would have made an outstanding flyboy. 220 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:13,280 "I Whistle A Happy Tune", "Hello, Young Lovers", 221 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,280 "Shall We Dance?" 222 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,440 This one goes out to you, Scotty. 223 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,760 - Can I help you, Dr Fleischman? - Just browsing. 224 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,080 If you're looking for Whitman, it's on back order for three months. 225 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,840 You're kidding! 226 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,080 Nothing like an interesting sex life to get people reading. 227 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,320 Actually, I'm not looking for Whitman. I'm looking for plumbing. 228 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,120 Oh. Something specific? 229 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,560 Yeah. I'll take whatever you got. 230 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,560 Well, there's the plumbing section. 231 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,040 - Morning, Ruth-Anne. - Be with you in a minute, Maggie. 232 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:53,400 I just have to write up a library card for Dr Fleischman? 233 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,480 - What are you reading? - None of your business. 234 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,480 Touchy. 235 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:07,320 Not really. I just don't think my personal reading habits are any of your business. 236 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,320 Suit yourself. 237 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,200 - How's the toilet? - Fine. 238 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,720 - No problems? - Should there be? 239 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:21,400 No. As long as you remember to flip the little handle after you go potty. 240 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:25,160 What a searing Alaskan wit. It opened me like a can of sardines. 241 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,560 I am devastated. I am humbled. 242 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,520 What is it about you that so irritates me? 243 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:41,480 You are clearly attracted to me. It makes you incredibly uncomfortable. 244 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,080 Your arrogance. 245 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,720 Here's your card, Joel. You'll have to renew it in three years. 246 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:51,920 - I don't think that'll be necessary. - Good luck with your plumbing. 247 00:14:56,280 --> 00:15:00,160 You know what she called me? An addict. A helplessness junkie. 248 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,280 - She called you that? - Yes, she did. 249 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:07,160 A junkie strung out on helplessness, as if my brain were pickled with ineptitude. 250 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,440 Did you hit her? 251 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,440 No, I didn't hit her. 252 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,080 Let's see this. 253 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:20,320 I'll be damned if I ever ask her for any kind of help again. 254 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:24,280 - What're you gonna do about the shower? - I'll fix it, that's what. 255 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,720 How difficult can it be? It's a system, not unlike the human body. 256 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:34,200 What we're looking at is probably nothing more than a clogged or defective artery. 257 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,560 - Could be a snake. - A snake? 258 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,960 That's possible? That could happen? 259 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,080 They like to nest under the sump pumps. 260 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,280 Or maybe not. 261 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,920 Another piece, Joel? 262 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,600 No, thank you. But maybe more slaw, please. 263 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,880 - Inspired meal, Mrs Anku. - Thank you. 264 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,520 It's strange the things you miss when you leave civilisation. 265 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,800 I had no idea there was a Colonel here. 266 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,120 Uncle Anku had it flown in from Anchorage. 267 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,600 I thought you'd prefer it to seal steak. 268 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,800 Much appreciated, Mr Anku. Much appreciated. 269 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,360 My nephew informs me you're a doctor. 270 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,800 Mm-hm. 271 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,440 - Where'd you pick up the trade? - New York. Columbia University. 272 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,840 Ivy League. Good school. But lousy at football. 273 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,000 Yeah. It was, uh, pretty embarrassing. 274 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,240 Uncle Anku's a doctor, too. 275 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,560 You mentioned that. Where did you study? 276 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,000 At my father's knee. 277 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,600 - So he was a doctor as well? - Oh, yeah. His father, too. 278 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:43,560 I wanted to race dogs, but they insisted I enter a profession. 279 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,760 I don't suppose you know anything about Indian medicine? 280 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,480 Uh, no, I don't. 281 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,880 Did you ever see Little Big Man? 282 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,600 - The movie with Dustin Hoffman? - What an actor. 283 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,960 That was some makeup job. 284 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,280 Remember the scene in a teepee with the medicine man 285 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,440 and a pregnant girl that was sick? 286 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,960 Right, just before the cavalry rode in. 287 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,720 That's basically what I do. 288 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,360 Holding the patient's hand, keeping their spirits up, 289 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,480 maybe a little psychology. 290 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,200 Plant root here, placebo there. 291 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,600 Standard operating procedure for me. 292 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,840 My father's first rule of thumb: Do no harm. 293 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,120 Absolutely. 294 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:30,120 Under most conditions, the human body is an extraordinary self-righting machine. 295 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:34,120 My nephew and my wife are concerned about my health. 296 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,840 Well, um... 297 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,720 they have good reason to be. 298 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,680 I've had some discomfort which I'm taking care of. 299 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:51,760 As Dr Fleischman said, the body is an extraordinary self-righting machine. 300 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,480 Anyone for dessert? 301 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,800 Or maybe you'd prefer a sauna. 302 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:09,960 This schvitz is great. It's better than the Y at 92nd Street. 303 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,400 What is it? Oak? 304 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,320 Cedar. 305 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,640 I had no idea this was a traditional Indian thing. 306 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,880 It's the only custom-built sauna in Arrowhead County. 307 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,880 - Where'd you get it? - Mrs Anku won it in a bingo tournament. 308 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:28,200 In Fairbanks. She placed third in the regionals. 309 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,040 She's lucky. 310 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,000 That's how come she got me. 311 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:38,960 I usually like to listen to music, but Maurice is gettin' on my nerves. 312 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,600 He should never have fired Chris-in-the-Morning. 313 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,200 Look, Anku, dinner was great 314 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:50,880 and this is unbelievable. But the reason I came here... 315 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,760 Ed's been telling me you've been having plumbing problems. 316 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,320 Yeah, I have. 317 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,440 I had them once or twice. With the sauna. 318 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,640 It came with a warranty 319 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,280 but I'd have to ship it to Finland to have it serviced so I fixed it myself. 320 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,280 Yeah? How'd you do that? 321 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,080 I knew a man once from Chicago. 322 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,240 His name was Bob Young. 323 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,200 And Bob Young loved to catch the salmon. 324 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:28,040 He fished with other guides, but every year he came back to me 325 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,920 because we always caught the most salmon. 326 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,120 "What is it, Anku? Why do we catch so many fish?" 327 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,600 He would ask me again and again. 328 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,560 Finally I tell him. 329 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,320 "Bob Young", I said to him, 330 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,320 "it is because I think like a fish." 331 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:03,840 When we were out in the river, I dream like a salmon in deep water. 332 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,760 So you think like a fish to catch a fish? 333 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,480 Yes. 334 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,840 And you think like a sauna to fix the sauna. 335 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,600 That's a joke, right? 336 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,480 No joke. 337 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,240 Oh, my God! 338 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,120 Argh! 339 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,280 - Dr Fleischman! - Hi, Ed. 340 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,600 You look tired. 341 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,760 Well, I was up all night trying to think like a shower. 342 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,800 Maybe you should start with something easier. Like a sink or faucet. 343 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,600 What can I do for you, Ed? 344 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,280 - What do you think about my uncle? - He's an interesting guy. 345 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:45,040 - A little eccentric, but... - No, I mean, what's wrong with him? 346 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,280 How should I know? We took a schvitz. 347 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:50,120 Ed, I'm a physician, not a mind reader. 348 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,840 I can't think like a patient to figure out what's wrong with him. 349 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,760 He's gotta come in and see me. OK? 350 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:01,680 Please, don't do this northern brooding thing. I can't stand Bergman films. 351 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,240 Your aunt says he has blood in his urine. Do you realise how serious that is? 352 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,480 Blood in his urine is a serious thing but he says he's fine. 353 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,240 He won't come in. There's nothing I can do. 354 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:16,560 I don't care what you do, you get him to come in and see me. 355 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,640 What? 356 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,560 - What? - He won't come in. 357 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,960 You gotta make him. I know he's a cagey old guy but just trick him. 358 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,160 Do whatever you can do, OK? All right? OK? 359 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,280 What, Ed? What? What do you want me to do? 360 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,560 Can you try again? 361 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:53,200 - What, Oklahoma? Carousel? - Kiss Me Kate. sides one and two. 362 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,760 Well, well, well. Look what the plane dropped in. 363 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,200 OK, fine. My knee went out on me. 364 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,160 Oh, really? Not too painful, I hope. 365 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,800 I have a trick knee. I've had it for years and last night it went out on me. 366 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,800 OK, let's have a look. 367 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,880 Is that tender? 368 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,880 Uh, no. Yes! 369 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,160 This is making me uncomfortable. 370 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,760 Relax. There is no reason to feel uncomfortable. 371 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,680 I am a doctor and you are my patient. Does that hurt? 372 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,680 No, that feels good. 373 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,680 I meant it doesn't hurt. 374 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,280 How'd it go out on you? 375 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:43,080 Rick and I were dancing and I guess I just zigged when I should have zagged. 376 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:47,000 - Guess you guys weren't waltzing, huh? - No, 'fraid not. 377 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,040 - Pretty stupid of you. - Excuse me? 378 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:55,160 Well, dancing, trick knee. Doesn't sound like a rocket scientist to me. 379 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,280 Who am I to criticise? I can't even fix a toilet. 380 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:02,280 What were the words again? It was an addict... 381 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,440 No, no... A junkie, a helplessness junkie. 382 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,000 OK. 383 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,760 - Had your fun? - Fun? 384 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,160 You had to say it. So you've said it. 385 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,960 So just give me a prescription and I'll be on my way. 386 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,840 Oh, drugs. Hey, no problem. 387 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,640 Though it doesn't go with the image of the Amelia Earhart 388 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,560 I've come to know and love. 389 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,600 To hell with you, Fleischman. 390 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,120 You do check the gas gauge before you go up? 391 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,640 Drop dead. 392 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,080 Four more black people died today in a South African mining town... 393 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,680 Dan looks rather tired, don't you think? 394 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,040 Yeah, he does. 395 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,800 I think he's been working too hard. 396 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,520 But I'm a one-anchor man. 397 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,560 - Feel like a sauna? - No, thanks, Anku. This is a house call. 398 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:54,000 Look, blood in your urine is a serious thing. 399 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,200 - You think I don't know that? - No, I know you do. 400 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,440 Dr Fleischman, everything's under control. 401 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,160 It's just a little prostate cancer. 402 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,680 What's led you to that conclusion? 403 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,360 I had a dream. I read a couple of tea leaves. 404 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,080 Tea leaves? 405 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:17,800 And I saw a specialist in Anchorage when I went to pick up the chicken. 406 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,600 Gotcha. 407 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:25,080 You'll have to get your prostate removed. It is not going to fix itself up. 408 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,480 So you say. 409 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,960 The spirit has as big a role in our wellness and sickness 410 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,200 as our mind and body does. 411 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,920 Do you know how to dance? 412 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,800 To...? Uh, yeah, I guess. A little. I mean, not really. 413 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,880 Why? 414 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,760 Dr Fleischman, I always found dancing to be the best remedy. 415 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,240 Let me show you what I mean. 416 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,280 Here. Watch me. 417 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,040 Now you try. 418 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:16,280 Uh, thanks, but I have two left feet and my right has no rhythm either. 419 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,240 There's nothing to it. 420 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,920 All right. 421 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:27,960 Right. 422 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,320 More bend in the knee. 423 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,320 There you go. All right. 424 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:46,120 What's the chant again? 425 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,880 Keep practising. I'll be right back. 426 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:09,320 As the mayor of Cicely, I've been asked to call this town meeting 427 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:16,200 to air our concerns and misgivings over the direction that has been taken 428 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,440 by our radio station since Chris Stevens was fired. 429 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:27,760 Now, uh, Maurice has been big enough to come here so, uh, 430 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,200 Maurice, why don't you just come up here and say what you want to say? 431 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:47,720 I was pleased and happy to join you in this little get-together. 432 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,240 I know we're going through trying times. 433 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:58,240 One of our own, Chris Stevens, made a mistake and he has to pay for it. 434 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,920 Now you all know me as a regular guy. 435 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:09,400 I can take a joke just like anybody else. But a breach is a breach. 436 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,600 That being said, I would love to hear any of your ideas 437 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,240 on how we can make the new, improved KBHR... 438 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,920 Is that Shirley's hand up? Shirley, how are you tonight? 439 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:30,040 I've got a petition with 376 signatures demanding you bring Chris Stevens back. 440 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,040 Yeah! 441 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,720 All right. 442 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,440 Thank you, Shirley. 443 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,000 I'm sick and tired of Porgy and Bess. 444 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,600 We're sick of Carousel. We're sick of Brigadoon. 445 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,000 We're sick of Kiss Me Kate. 446 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,200 - We're sick of show tunes. - Yeah! 447 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,720 We're sick of your book-reading and your stupid jokes. 448 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,960 We're sick of your boring voice. Get off the air. 449 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,840 We want Chris Stevens! 450 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:05,120 We want Chris! We want Chris! 451 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,480 All right, let's get one thing clear here. 452 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,200 You're not talkin' to your ordinary breed of man here. 453 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:20,760 If you think that I'm gonna be intimidated, pushed or threatened 454 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:26,840 by pressure tactics from an ungrateful mob, you've got another thing coming. 455 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,800 KBHR is my radio station. 456 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,800 And if I want to play Porgy and Bess till the cows come home, 457 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,880 that's what I'll do. 458 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,760 Church dismissed! 459 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,000 Anku? 460 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,360 Hello? I think I've got the steps down. 461 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:09,760 - Morning, Dr Fleischman. - Hold it. What does that sign say? 462 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,880 Is this a trick question? 463 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,720 It says "closed". "Closed" means closed. Come back in a couple of hours. 464 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,280 Let me eat my stale doughnut in peace, please. 465 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,080 - What? - What did Uncle Anku say? 466 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,640 - He told you I came to see him? - No. 467 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,560 Then how'd you know? 468 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,760 I thought maybe you bein' such a nice guy... 469 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,640 What? And what? 470 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,840 Well, you know, that you couldn't handle the guilt. 471 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,160 Guilt? 472 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,840 Hey, I'm finished with your uncle. 473 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,920 You know what he told me? He wanted to teach me to dance, 474 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,800 only I gotta bring my own records. 475 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,880 Then he excused himself and left me holding my PDR. 476 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:03,560 - He pulled that one on you? - Yeah, he did. 477 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,320 - So what do we do now? - What do we do now? 478 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,320 We are out of it now. 479 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:15,280 Look, let me try and explain medical procedure to you, Ed. 480 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,560 OK. 481 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,280 If I were in New York City, 482 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:23,760 I would be in my climate-controlled, fully-equipped East Side office, 483 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,320 three, maybe four days a week. 484 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,200 Patients would appear, I would examine them, treat them, 485 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:35,920 then I would send them a bill. And in return they would send me a lot of money. 486 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,400 Now, I'm not in New York and I'm not playin' in Yankee Stadium, 487 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,360 but the game's still the same and the rules still apply: 488 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,880 Doctors do not chase patients. 489 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,240 House calls, like bottled milk, are a thing of the past. 490 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,240 Joel. 491 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,600 Ed. 492 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,600 Hello, Maurice. 493 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,200 Sign says "closed", Ed. 494 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,000 I understand. 495 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,400 So, we'll finish this when you're open. 496 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,840 No, Ed, we won't. We are finished. 497 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,840 Place is comin' along. Nice coat of paint on that wall. 498 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,800 Floor's, uh, 499 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,640 not too soft. 500 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,520 - How are your sockets, son? - My sockets? They're fine. 501 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,920 Uh-huh, yeah. That's good. 502 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,720 Yeah! 503 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,000 I see you cleaned up these droppings in here. 504 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,720 - What's on your mind, Maurice? - Come on in, son. 505 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,720 Sit down. 506 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,440 I didn't see you at the town meeting last night. 507 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,600 I got stood up by an Indian. 508 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,280 Oh. 509 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,400 We haven't known each other very long, Joel, 510 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:33,280 but I've come to enjoy our dialogues over the past couple of weeks. 511 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,880 In some ways, I think of us as kindred spirits. I hope you feel the same. 512 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,000 You nearly blew my head off in a rowboat with a shotgun. 513 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,240 Oh, that. 514 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,360 Well, that was nothing personal, son. 515 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,040 You had it coming. 516 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:54,560 But, after what those ingrates tried to do to me last night, and in a church! 517 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,000 They nicked me, son. 518 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,840 Maurice, can I be frank? 519 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,320 You're no good on the radio. 520 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,760 Your choice of material is, um... 521 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,840 Well, it's awful. 522 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,480 And your personality is like, uh, lox or olives, 523 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,920 or a strong cup of coffee. 524 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,400 It's an acquired taste. 525 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:36,320 So what you're saying is I'm too different. 526 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,440 Yeah, sort of. In a way. 527 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:49,000 You know you have it in your power to square things with Chris. 528 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,800 No, I can't do that, son. I've got my pride. 529 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:57,000 That's what it comes down to, doesn't it? 530 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,800 You, Maggie, Chris, Anku... 531 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,200 Who was that last one? 532 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,080 - Excuse me, Mr Anku? - Dr Fleischman. 533 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,280 What a pleasant surprise. 534 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,920 - Was I expecting you? - No. 535 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,560 I was thinking about you and I stopped by. Your wife told me you were in here. 536 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,560 I see. 537 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,720 Do you know a four-letter word for "biting remark"? 538 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,760 Barb? 539 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,320 Of course. 540 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,400 - So you work crossword puzzles, too? - On occasion. 541 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,200 - New York Times. I presume? - Of course. 542 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,840 Pencil? 543 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,680 - Pen. - Oh. 544 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,560 Wouldn't you be more comfortable naked? 545 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,760 Look, I know you didn't ask me to come here 546 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:59,920 and I told myself no way would I do this again after you gave me the slip, but... 547 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,520 You are going to die if you don't take care of your cancer. 548 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,280 We all die. 549 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,160 I know we all die sometime. But you're choosing to die. 550 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:18,040 And that burns me up because you are a doctor and you know better. 551 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,440 I've been practising medicine for almost 50 years. 552 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:27,760 I've treated everything under the sun. Most of the time, people got better. 553 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,520 Sometimes not. 554 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,560 But they always listened to me, believed in me 555 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,120 and I always treated them my way. 556 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:41,160 I'd rather die than lose face with them. 557 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,320 What are you talking about? 558 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,840 You'd rather die than lose face? Nobody would rather die. 559 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:53,280 This is stupid, it's nuts. Either you are crazy or you are a coward 560 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,520 and we both know you aren't crazy. 561 00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:00,000 It's just pride, Anku. It's just stupid pride. 562 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,440 When I was growing up in Oklahoma City, 563 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:19,320 I'd go to the show on Saturday. My favourite was John Wayne. 564 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:24,040 Didn't matter what kind of a movie it was, cowboy picture, war movie, 565 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,080 I was with him all the way. 566 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,960 Except for The Quiet Man. That one bored the hell out of me. 567 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:36,920 By the time I was nine years old, I was walkin' and talkin' like the Duke. 568 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,760 And then one day, the walls came crashin' down. 569 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:46,840 I was playing army with the Marshall boys, Jed and Jeff, in Bailey's Wood 570 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:52,280 and Jeff said kind of offhandedly that John Wayne didn't do his own fightin'. 571 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,880 Didn't throw his own punches, didn't take his own hits or his own falls. 572 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:02,520 I kicked the hell out of the Marshalls and ran home and asked my daddy 573 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:07,040 if it was true that John Wayne didn't do his own fightin'. 574 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,040 And he said yes. 575 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:15,240 John Wayne was my hero and the Marshall boys gave him feet of clay. 576 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:20,360 I don't give a damn if Walt Whitman kicked with his right or his left foot. 577 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,640 Or that J Edgar Hoover took it better than he gave it. 578 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,800 Or that Ike was true-blue to Mamie. 579 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,960 Or that God-knows-who had trouble with the ponies or with the bottle. 580 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,400 We need our heroes. 581 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:39,320 We need men we can look up to, believe in. 582 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,320 Men who walk tall. 583 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:48,240 We cannot chop 'em off at the knees, just to prove they're like the rest of us. 584 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,040 Now, Walt Whitman was a pervert, 585 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,000 but he was the best poet that America ever produced. 586 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:08,680 And if he was standing here today and somebody called him a fruit 587 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,680 or a queer behind this back, or to his face, or over these airwaves, 588 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,560 that person would have to answer to me. 589 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,760 Sure, we're all human. 590 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:26,280 But there's damn few of us that have the right stuff to be called heroes. 591 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,760 And that closes the book on it. 592 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,480 It's open. 593 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,160 - Dr Fleischman. - Mr Anku. 594 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,200 - How you doin'? - Fine, fine. 595 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:55,320 I told the missus about our conversation. She took your side. 596 00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:03,400 Pride is a powerful narcotic but it doesn't do much for the autoimmune system. 597 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,360 You wanna join me for a salami sandwich? 598 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,200 I can't. I got a plane to catch. 599 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,760 Maybe when I come home from the hospital you can drop in on me. 600 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,080 Absolutely. 601 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,760 We should say our goodbyes here. 602 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:25,520 You're a pretty nice guy. But she doesn't think much of you. 603 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,000 You picked that up, huh? 604 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,680 You want to catch a fish, think like a fish. 605 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,480 What do you want? 606 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,200 I forgot some stuff. I can come back. 607 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,840 Make it quick. I'm busy. 608 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,640 You got a furtive mind, Maurice. 609 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,400 What I mean is, it's like the waters of the Big Muddy. 610 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,600 It's hard to see the bottom of it. 611 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,320 It's deep where you think it's gonna be shallow 612 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,880 and it's shallow where it should be deep. 613 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:20,440 - You lookin' for another beatin'? - No, sir, not at all. 614 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,880 Look, Maurice, what I'm trying to say is, 615 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,080 it was never my intention to cut down Mr Whitman. 616 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,800 But I can see now how what I said, in some people's eyes, 617 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,280 could be taken that way. I don't... 618 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:39,200 I don't want people reading Walt Whitman for the wrong reasons, Maurice. 619 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:45,640 And I most assuredly don't want to kill the child inside the man. 620 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,960 You did a bad thing, Chris. 621 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,160 I know. 622 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,800 I'm sorry. 623 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,880 And? 624 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,120 And? 625 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,560 And? 626 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,920 And I apologise and I am... 627 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:05,640 I don't know. What? 628 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,320 And you want you job back, right? 629 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,600 Right. 630 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:15,000 OK. Everybody deserves a second chance. This is yours. 631 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,320 Oh, on a personal note, 632 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:26,320 I'd like to compliment you on that left cross you snuck in on me. 633 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,400 I felt it. 634 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,200 Matter of fact, I saw stars. 635 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:34,000 Well, not stars exactly, more like fireflies. 636 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,480 Hey, Maurice... 637 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,400 Thanks. 638 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,640 OK, all right. 639 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,040 Hi. 640 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,040 Oh, it's you. 641 00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,360 - What time is it? - It's about eleven. 642 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,760 What's the matter? Dragon under your bed? 643 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,120 I brought you some Darvon for your knee. 644 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,960 Oh. 645 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,920 So how is it? Your knee? 646 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,600 It's all right. 647 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,960 I wouldn't give it up if I were you. 648 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,160 - What? - Dancing. 649 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:26,520 So your knee goes out on you every once in a while. Big deal. 650 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,480 Elaine likes to dance. 651 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,600 But, you know, me. 652 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,520 Proverbial two left feet. 653 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,320 I think if they taught it in medical school... 654 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:44,560 I don't know, we'd probably be all better doctors. 655 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Are you drunk, Fleischman? 656 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,280 No, I'm just, I'm a little... 657 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,480 I don't know. I'm homesick. 658 00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:00,760 Must be all this clean air, the bright stars. 659 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:09,680 I can't sleep without bus fumes, the din of traffic, the crazy people on the street... 660 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,640 Mag? 661 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,040 Oh. Hey, what's goin' on? 662 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,640 House call. 663 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,640 - You sick? - No. 664 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,920 Oh, well, I'll see you back in the sack. 665 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,920 So, anyway... 666 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,560 I'm gonna go home now. 667 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,920 You just give me a call if the pills don't work. 668 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,160 Maybe I'll stop by tomorrow and fix the shower. 669 00:44:44,210 --> 00:44:48,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53785

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