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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,629 --> 00:00:03,298 Previously on Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter... 2 00:00:03,350 --> 00:00:05,216 A lot's happened In Garrity, Vermont, 3 00:00:05,218 --> 00:00:06,935 a.k.a. B&B Town, U.S.A., 4 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:09,804 ever since Neon Joe came to town. 5 00:00:09,856 --> 00:00:12,774 Joe finally came face-to-face with his werewolf father, 6 00:00:12,809 --> 00:00:14,476 who he'd been hunting for years. 7 00:00:14,528 --> 00:00:17,562 My fantasy scenario, I'd stick my gun in your mouth, 8 00:00:17,614 --> 00:00:20,949 say something macho like, "You chew the math." 9 00:00:20,984 --> 00:00:23,618 Then Joe Sr. dropped a major bombshell. 10 00:00:23,653 --> 00:00:25,570 You've never, ever killed a werewolf. 11 00:00:25,572 --> 00:00:28,573 I timed my shots so you never knew I was there. 12 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:30,909 Sonny and Joe almost became new best friends 13 00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:33,912 and opened up a Hawaiian-themed place called Oahu Joe's, 14 00:00:33,964 --> 00:00:35,830 but Barrett Huxley interrupted that moment 15 00:00:35,882 --> 00:00:37,382 because he wanted to get high 16 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:39,250 and have sex with a giant hacky sack. 17 00:00:39,302 --> 00:00:41,586 Joe showed his backstory back tattoo to Cleave, 18 00:00:41,638 --> 00:00:43,755 but poor Cleave doesn't know how to read. 19 00:00:43,757 --> 00:00:44,973 "It"... 20 00:00:45,008 --> 00:00:46,808 Joe used his artificial moonlight 21 00:00:46,843 --> 00:00:48,426 to show that Matt was werewolf. 22 00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:50,428 Turns out Matt can transform into werewolf 23 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,514 without a full moon and busted out of the hospital. 24 00:00:52,566 --> 00:00:54,399 Sheriff and Susan hooked up. 25 00:00:54,434 --> 00:00:57,318 Ever since we started humping, I consider Matt a son figure. 26 00:00:57,354 --> 00:01:00,271 Georgia, Matt's girlfriend, got pregnant with werewolf baby 27 00:01:00,273 --> 00:01:02,574 and then disappeared. She left a suicide note. 28 00:01:02,609 --> 00:01:04,576 Mayor, Sonny, and Doc are Cybots, 29 00:01:04,611 --> 00:01:07,362 a super-tiny alien species that eats space Jell-O. 30 00:01:07,414 --> 00:01:09,697 Red ones shrink you down, green ones make you grow. 31 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:10,949 They're also half robot. 32 00:01:10,951 --> 00:01:12,667 (screeches) 33 00:01:12,702 --> 00:01:15,420 Their tiny spaceship was damaged when it landed on Earth 34 00:01:15,455 --> 00:01:17,922 but turns out two werewolf howls can power the ship. 35 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:20,258 (Man) Power system re-engaged. 36 00:01:20,293 --> 00:01:22,677 So they sent some of their guards to capture Joe's father. 37 00:01:22,712 --> 00:01:24,796 (howls) 38 00:01:24,848 --> 00:01:26,881 And, finally, don't forget the Cybots' spaceship 39 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:28,800 is hidden in the bottom of a Garrity oak tree. 40 00:01:28,802 --> 00:01:31,603 Sheriff shrunk down and found the ship, went inside, 41 00:01:31,638 --> 00:01:33,605 and found their Cybot book of knowledge. 42 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,441 Everything you need to know is right in here. 43 00:01:36,476 --> 00:01:38,309 Digest all of that one more time. 44 00:01:38,361 --> 00:01:39,778 -Now on with the show. -He-yump. 45 00:01:49,573 --> 00:01:51,990 (Neon Joe) "The End." 46 00:01:51,992 --> 00:01:54,492 -Hell of a read. -Tell me about it. 47 00:01:54,544 --> 00:01:56,327 I'll be a son of a he-yump. 48 00:01:56,379 --> 00:02:00,248 Sonny was telling the truth all along. 49 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,334 Well, one question that tiny book don't answer. 50 00:02:03,386 --> 00:02:04,669 What's that? 51 00:02:04,721 --> 00:02:08,256 He-yump, if the Cybots like the taste of my rod. 52 00:02:08,341 --> 00:02:11,509 Look, I'm behind you 100%. You know that. 53 00:02:11,561 --> 00:02:13,595 I just ask that you spare Matt. 54 00:02:13,647 --> 00:02:16,481 He's sort of become my son figure now. 55 00:02:16,516 --> 00:02:20,602 Oh, Sheriff, I had a feeling you were getting all sweet on Susan. 56 00:02:20,654 --> 00:02:22,487 Now, come on, he-yump. 57 00:02:22,522 --> 00:02:24,656 It sort of happened one night between thrusts. 58 00:02:24,691 --> 00:02:26,858 I mean, one minute, I-I'm all, 59 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:29,828 "Yeah, baby, You been a bad girl? 60 00:02:29,863 --> 00:02:32,363 "Sheriff gonna take you to jail!" 61 00:02:32,365 --> 00:02:34,866 And then -- And then the next minute, I-I'm all, 62 00:02:34,918 --> 00:02:37,869 "Susan... I'm in love with you." 63 00:02:37,921 --> 00:02:39,287 (chuckles) 64 00:02:39,339 --> 00:02:40,672 Tell you what, Sheriff. 65 00:02:40,707 --> 00:02:42,507 I'm gonna give you one chance 66 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:44,926 with this here experimental de-wolfing serum 67 00:02:44,961 --> 00:02:47,545 I've been tinkering with up in he-yump. 68 00:02:47,547 --> 00:02:50,381 But if that don't work... 69 00:02:50,383 --> 00:02:53,218 Well, then, it's adios, wolf-migo. 70 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:56,855 71 00:03:07,203 --> 00:03:10,713 Sync & correct-he-yumps by dwigt Addic7ed.com 72 00:03:15,242 --> 00:03:18,743 I implore you to stay true to your Cybotic nature! 73 00:03:18,795 --> 00:03:22,330 Call off killing Neon Joe, and let's just get off this planet! 74 00:03:22,382 --> 00:03:24,582 Well, I would consider that, except for two reasons. 75 00:03:24,634 --> 00:03:27,302 One, we need his artificial moonlight to control the wolves 76 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,397 to make them howl at will so we can power the ship. 77 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,805 And, two, at this point, 78 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,724 I just want that annoying asshole dead. 79 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:35,760 You become less cy and more bot every passing minute. 80 00:03:35,812 --> 00:03:38,346 Hey, man, you are lucky to be alive 81 00:03:38,398 --> 00:03:40,815 after you told Neon Joe all about us. 82 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,817 All right, all right, All right. 83 00:03:42,852 --> 00:03:44,435 I'm gonna go check on my lasagna. 84 00:03:44,487 --> 00:03:47,739 Do you want to go home or not? 85 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:52,360 Fine. 86 00:03:52,412 --> 00:03:54,996 But I beg of you, we just get the moonlight and that's it. 87 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:58,122 We don't hurt him. That's not who we are! 88 00:03:58,315 --> 00:04:00,476 Look into your manufactured 89 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,787 cold, steel, robot heart. 90 00:04:02,789 --> 00:04:04,622 Fine, whatever. 91 00:04:04,674 --> 00:04:07,208 I just want to get the [bleep] out of here. 92 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,626 Come on. 93 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,847 (inhales deeply) 94 00:04:14,467 --> 00:04:16,935 I sure hope this wolf serum actually works. 95 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:18,803 Cleave, let me see your hand. 96 00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:22,807 A little light reading to blow your mind out your ass. 97 00:04:22,809 --> 00:04:24,559 Don't let that out of your sight. 98 00:04:24,611 --> 00:04:26,611 I can't even get it in my sight. 99 00:04:26,646 --> 00:04:28,396 (chuckling) Oh, he-yump. 100 00:04:28,448 --> 00:04:29,981 Well, I gotta tell you, Cleave, 101 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:31,866 I-I'm gonna miss the hell out of those quips 102 00:04:31,901 --> 00:04:33,952 If this mission don't end well. 103 00:04:33,987 --> 00:04:35,954 You also gonna be in charge of this. 104 00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:38,873 We not back in an hour, you go to the Government, 105 00:04:38,908 --> 00:04:41,743 eat that Jell-O, read 'em that book. 106 00:04:41,795 --> 00:04:43,661 Take this, too, just in case. 107 00:04:43,663 --> 00:04:45,330 (gasps) 108 00:04:45,332 --> 00:04:48,633 If we don't make it back alive, I just want you to know 109 00:04:48,668 --> 00:04:51,336 that you've been like an adopted son to me. 110 00:04:51,388 --> 00:04:55,723 Not the type of adoption where the father's dick don't work. 111 00:04:55,759 --> 00:04:58,426 My dick work just fine. 112 00:04:58,478 --> 00:05:00,728 I'd even say it work too well. 113 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:03,152 Sometimes I'm scared to use it. 114 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:06,651 Thanks, Neon Joe. 115 00:05:06,686 --> 00:05:08,603 -You ready? -Ready. 116 00:05:13,526 --> 00:05:15,526 See you on the other he-yump. 117 00:05:16,913 --> 00:05:19,280 (gasps) Neon Joe! 118 00:05:19,366 --> 00:05:20,698 (gasps) 119 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:23,451 Guys? 120 00:05:23,536 --> 00:05:25,787 He-yump. 121 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,373 I like your stealth crouch, Sheriff. 122 00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:30,208 What you call that? 123 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,003 -I don't call it anything. -Oh, come on, man. 124 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,211 You gotta give 'em names. 125 00:05:33,263 --> 00:05:34,712 It a lot more fun. 126 00:05:34,714 --> 00:05:37,632 I call mine the Creepy-Crawly Crouch Crab. 127 00:05:37,684 --> 00:05:39,384 or the Sneaky Snail. 128 00:05:39,386 --> 00:05:42,220 You know, if I'm going real slow, I might go, "He-yump." 129 00:05:42,272 --> 00:05:44,222 Cybot trooper! 130 00:05:47,527 --> 00:05:48,860 He-yump. 131 00:05:48,895 --> 00:05:51,479 (crackling) 132 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,235 Whoa, look at this. 133 00:05:57,287 --> 00:06:00,488 "Made in China -- Not Earth China." 134 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:02,457 (tone rings) 135 00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:07,328 Sandwich, sandwich 136 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:09,213 I love my sandwich 137 00:06:09,249 --> 00:06:11,632 I love my sandwich 138 00:06:11,668 --> 00:06:13,501 Mmm. 139 00:06:13,553 --> 00:06:16,587 I wonder what dessert would go good with my meal. 140 00:06:17,841 --> 00:06:19,557 Tiramisu? 141 00:06:19,592 --> 00:06:20,758 No. 142 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:22,393 Cannolis? 143 00:06:22,429 --> 00:06:23,728 No. 144 00:06:23,763 --> 00:06:25,563 Fruit salad? 145 00:06:26,649 --> 00:06:28,232 No. 146 00:06:28,268 --> 00:06:29,684 Cheesecake? 147 00:06:29,736 --> 00:06:31,352 No. 148 00:06:31,404 --> 00:06:33,604 Chocolate chip cookies? 149 00:06:33,656 --> 00:06:35,239 No. 150 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:36,657 Oatmeal cookies? 151 00:06:36,693 --> 00:06:37,859 No. 152 00:06:38,088 --> 00:06:40,038 Why you doing all this? 153 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:43,541 If you wanted to rock my jock, all you had to do was ask. 154 00:06:43,593 --> 00:06:47,378 We discovered we could harness the strength of a werewolf howl 155 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:50,098 to power our damaged ship and get off this planet. 156 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:52,100 The pure raw emotion of each howl 157 00:06:52,135 --> 00:06:55,470 is like 10 miniature suns rolled into a Nagasaki -- 158 00:06:55,472 --> 00:06:58,439 a sushi roll of raw energy, if you will. 159 00:06:58,475 --> 00:07:01,442 Yeah, I made werewolf sushi once. It was good. 160 00:07:01,478 --> 00:07:04,696 Werewolf meat, crabmeat, avocado. 161 00:07:04,731 --> 00:07:06,814 I call it the California he-yump. 162 00:07:06,866 --> 00:07:09,450 Okay, uh, I don't know how much you know about our backstory, 163 00:07:09,486 --> 00:07:11,869 but, basically, we've been here for thousands of years. 164 00:07:11,905 --> 00:07:13,121 Doctor? 165 00:07:21,498 --> 00:07:24,582 Ba, behida... 166 00:07:24,634 --> 00:07:26,501 Be bado bohia? 167 00:07:26,503 --> 00:07:29,387 It's not English, dummy. 168 00:07:29,422 --> 00:07:32,724 Our ship crash-landed some 20,000 years ago. 169 00:07:32,759 --> 00:07:35,059 We were in search of new and untouched lands 170 00:07:35,095 --> 00:07:38,813 to spread our vision of what are called B&Bs. 171 00:07:38,848 --> 00:07:42,517 (grunting) Okay. 172 00:07:42,569 --> 00:07:45,770 We Cybots come from a planet of peaceful and loving beings. 173 00:07:45,822 --> 00:07:47,689 We like to bring strangers together 174 00:07:47,691 --> 00:07:49,157 over an awkward breakfast 175 00:07:49,192 --> 00:07:52,160 of locally-sourced baked goods and homemade jam. 176 00:07:52,195 --> 00:07:54,028 (sound degrading) 177 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:56,030 What the [bleep], Doc? 178 00:07:56,082 --> 00:07:57,915 Oh, yeah, sorry. Uh. (clears throat) 179 00:07:57,951 --> 00:08:00,501 I wrenched my back pulling the lasagna out of the oven. 180 00:08:00,537 --> 00:08:01,703 (Sonny) Ooh. 181 00:08:01,705 --> 00:08:03,338 Anyway, we're tiny. 182 00:08:03,373 --> 00:08:04,539 We've been here for thousands of years, 183 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:06,090 and we can finally leave the planet, 184 00:08:06,126 --> 00:08:08,009 our mission of sharing B&Bs having been 185 00:08:08,044 --> 00:08:09,594 a light to moderate success. 186 00:08:09,629 --> 00:08:11,012 Yeah, all we need from you is your moonlight, 187 00:08:11,047 --> 00:08:12,880 And we'll let you go. 188 00:08:12,882 --> 00:08:14,882 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be able to help you with that. 189 00:08:14,884 --> 00:08:16,634 That's a cool story, though. 190 00:08:16,686 --> 00:08:19,604 Hey, uh, what did dinosaur meat taste like? 191 00:08:19,639 --> 00:08:24,392 And, uh, by that same token, what cave woman meat taste like? 192 00:08:24,394 --> 00:08:27,895 (laughs) I knew you wouldn't play ball. 193 00:08:27,897 --> 00:08:30,948 We'll find it. And then we'll go colonize elsewhere. 194 00:08:30,984 --> 00:08:33,651 You -- You'll be dead. 195 00:08:33,703 --> 00:08:36,404 Sonny, take care of it. 196 00:08:37,657 --> 00:08:39,707 We agreed We wouldn't hurt him. 197 00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:41,409 You want to see your family again? 198 00:08:41,411 --> 00:08:43,544 You do it or you die. It's that simple. 199 00:08:51,421 --> 00:08:54,055 Yeah, peaceful people, my he-yump. 200 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:57,759 (weapon powering up) 201 00:08:57,811 --> 00:09:00,032 Well, don't just stand there. 202 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:02,070 Be-boop -- Get it over with! 203 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:08,479 Saltwater taffy? 204 00:09:08,531 --> 00:09:09,864 No. 205 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:12,149 Banana split sundae? 206 00:09:12,202 --> 00:09:13,568 No. 207 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,902 Jell-O? 208 00:09:17,707 --> 00:09:19,874 Jell-O! 209 00:09:21,711 --> 00:09:24,629 Why should those guys be the ones having all the fun? 210 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,747 If they're killing space robots, 211 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,417 well, why shouldn't I be there, too. 212 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,419 (inhales sharply) 213 00:09:34,891 --> 00:09:36,891 Awesome! 214 00:09:36,926 --> 00:09:38,342 Oh! 215 00:09:48,582 --> 00:09:51,849 This is just business. It's not personal. 216 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,997 Is that what Cybots call murder, "business"? 217 00:09:55,036 --> 00:09:56,232 That's funny, 218 00:09:56,301 --> 00:09:59,218 I thought you'd have called it something like gleam-glarm! 219 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:01,354 (chuckles) That's a pretty good robot voice, 220 00:10:01,389 --> 00:10:03,356 isn't it, Sheriff? I thought it was good. 221 00:10:03,748 --> 00:10:07,074 That's not how we talk. We talk like this... 222 00:10:08,029 --> 00:10:12,648 (screeches) 223 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:15,451 Wow. That -- That cool, man. 224 00:10:15,487 --> 00:10:17,203 That kick ass. 225 00:10:17,238 --> 00:10:18,621 But, anyway, if you gonna kill me, 226 00:10:18,656 --> 00:10:20,456 why don't you at least allow me 227 00:10:20,492 --> 00:10:22,875 to get in one final farewell performance... 228 00:10:22,911 --> 00:10:24,410 If I could? 229 00:10:24,462 --> 00:10:26,662 A song I wrote about the person 230 00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:30,049 I thought was starting to become my best friend. 231 00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:31,501 That's very kind of you, Neon Joe, 232 00:10:31,503 --> 00:10:33,386 But I already know how you feel about me -- 233 00:10:33,421 --> 00:10:36,005 No, I'm not talking about you, Sheriff. 234 00:10:36,007 --> 00:10:38,891 I'm talking about someone else in this room. 235 00:10:38,927 --> 00:10:41,177 (clears throat) 236 00:10:41,179 --> 00:10:47,567 I may not have a lot of money 237 00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:53,322 But where I'm rich when it come to Sonny 238 00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:56,609 Sonny and Neon Joe 239 00:10:56,661 --> 00:10:59,862 It's time to start the show 240 00:10:59,914 --> 00:11:05,618 And the name of that show is "New Best Friends Forever" 241 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:08,204 He-yump 242 00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:10,540 (weapon powers down) 243 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,292 Where you going? 244 00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:15,461 What's the matter, cat got your tongue? 245 00:11:15,513 --> 00:11:18,014 You guys even got tongues where you come from? 246 00:11:18,049 --> 00:11:19,465 Or cats? 247 00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:21,017 Okay, here my impression of a cat from their planet, 248 00:11:21,052 --> 00:11:22,218 Sheriff, watch this. 249 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,886 Be-boop! Ha ha ha. 250 00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:25,605 Instead of "meow, meow," get it, man? 251 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,523 I'm gonna put a video on YouTube, 252 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:30,142 see if it go viral, man, get a lot of hits and... 253 00:11:31,563 --> 00:11:34,367 I wrote this the day after you came to town. 254 00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:38,461 I'm crossing my fingers 255 00:11:39,287 --> 00:11:41,945 I'm crossing my fingers 256 00:11:42,898 --> 00:11:47,485 I'm crossing my fingers that you'll write me a song 257 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:52,331 I got a feeling this life won't last 258 00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:56,002 The cyber charade will soon be passed 259 00:11:56,054 --> 00:12:01,173 We're on a collision course with Neon Joe 260 00:12:01,226 --> 00:12:04,927 If he finds out our true identities 261 00:12:04,979 --> 00:12:08,898 And he ends up in our captivity 262 00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:11,317 I promise to set him free 263 00:12:11,352 --> 00:12:13,853 On the condition that he sing me a song 264 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,605 About our friendship 265 00:12:15,607 --> 00:12:18,491 And if I'm singing this song right now 266 00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:21,277 That means that it actually happened 267 00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:26,332 Which would make me so happy 268 00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,200 (chuckles) 269 00:12:28,253 --> 00:12:30,453 I knew there was a reason I wrote that song. 270 00:12:30,538 --> 00:12:33,122 (bands deactivate) 271 00:12:34,647 --> 00:12:37,097 Good thing I didn't sing the other song I wrote for you. 272 00:12:37,099 --> 00:12:38,515 That one went like this... 273 00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:41,435 Sometimes Sonny is a real mother-[bleep] dick 274 00:12:41,437 --> 00:12:43,153 -Let's go get Matt! -Yeah! 275 00:12:44,979 --> 00:12:47,947 Hurry! They're right in here! 276 00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:50,340 I'll cut the power on Matt! 277 00:12:51,225 --> 00:12:54,026 Matt! There's no time to explain. 278 00:12:54,062 --> 00:12:55,821 I gotta a boner for your mom. 279 00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:58,415 I think of you as a son figure, and I'm here to help. 280 00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:01,418 This werewolf serum has a 30% success rate. 281 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:04,337 If I inject you three times, you'll almost be back to human. 282 00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:06,139 I'm gonna inject you four times. 283 00:13:06,174 --> 00:13:08,174 Not only will you be back to human, 284 00:13:08,176 --> 00:13:10,310 But you'll also be a 20% better person. 285 00:13:10,345 --> 00:13:12,729 (grunts) 286 00:13:14,516 --> 00:13:17,317 Son figure? 287 00:13:17,352 --> 00:13:19,352 Father figure! 288 00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:24,441 Why don't you two take that tear-jerk moment outside? 289 00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:29,162 I don't want this son figure to see me kill a father figure, 290 00:13:29,197 --> 00:13:33,750 although he's really more of an asshole figure to me now. 291 00:13:35,287 --> 00:13:36,586 Sonny? 292 00:13:39,124 --> 00:13:41,541 Thank you, best friend. 293 00:13:46,348 --> 00:13:48,431 Well, well, well! 294 00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:53,853 Oh, how I have been longing for this day. 295 00:13:53,889 --> 00:13:56,690 You have no idea. 296 00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:59,225 I want to show you something. 297 00:13:59,227 --> 00:14:01,194 You know what these are? 298 00:14:01,229 --> 00:14:04,030 Werewolf kabobs. 299 00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:07,400 The severed heads of all the werewolves I've killed -- 300 00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:10,370 or that I thought I killed. 301 00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:12,155 That's okay. That's okay, 302 00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:16,209 'cause there's only one werewolf that matter that I get. 303 00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:18,161 The one that go right here. 304 00:14:18,213 --> 00:14:20,046 You see this he-yump right here? 305 00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:23,299 This here right he-yump gonna go right he-yump. 306 00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:26,682 Right next to this dude right here next to that green pimple. 307 00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:30,673 Then we gonna fire up the barbecue, get the grill going, 308 00:14:30,726 --> 00:14:34,427 cook you up nice and good, just like that. 309 00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:38,765 Tender, succulent, juicy. 310 00:14:38,817 --> 00:14:40,400 All that matters is 311 00:14:40,435 --> 00:14:44,521 I finally actually get to say, "You chew the math!" 312 00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:46,606 Not so fast! 313 00:14:46,608 --> 00:14:50,326 Holy mother of he-yump! 314 00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:53,496 I knew Sonny would chicken out. That's okay. 315 00:14:53,532 --> 00:14:56,449 This is how I wanted it anyway. 316 00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,418 I know you know I'm in love with you. 317 00:14:58,453 --> 00:15:00,203 I knew it! 318 00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:03,673 Yeah, you don't get hard this quick unless it's real. 319 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:06,760 I have no intention of leaving this planet. 320 00:15:06,795 --> 00:15:10,463 I knew once I got you alone, I could tell you my plan. 321 00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:16,269 You, me, we bring howl power to the world. 322 00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:18,688 Huh. I don't know. 323 00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:22,275 Sounds a lot like nuclear energy... 324 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,444 Which is a lot like me. 325 00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:27,530 Yeah, it's clean, but it's risky. 326 00:15:27,616 --> 00:15:29,315 Clisky. 327 00:15:29,317 --> 00:15:32,819 This will be the ultimate fulfillment of your life. 328 00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:35,038 Together... Oh, yeah. 329 00:15:35,073 --> 00:15:36,823 ...we'll rule the Earth. 330 00:15:36,825 --> 00:15:39,409 Oh, yeah, take my guns! 331 00:15:39,461 --> 00:15:41,161 Show me your cy-bod. 332 00:15:41,213 --> 00:15:44,581 What? Ew, gross. No, I'm capturing you, stupid. 333 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,633 Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Capture my flag. 334 00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:49,302 Put my eel in your gima. 335 00:15:49,337 --> 00:15:51,754 Teach me how to robo-hump! 336 00:15:51,807 --> 00:15:54,257 What the he-yump?! 337 00:15:54,309 --> 00:15:56,226 Oh! 338 00:15:56,261 --> 00:15:58,511 How did you get my artificial moonlight? 339 00:15:58,513 --> 00:16:00,513 -You ought to lock your door. -Oh, he-yump. 340 00:16:00,515 --> 00:16:02,265 After I kill you, 341 00:16:02,317 --> 00:16:05,151 I'm going to crochet your stupid outfit into a welcome mat. 342 00:16:05,187 --> 00:16:07,770 I'll think of you every time I wipe my feet. 343 00:16:07,823 --> 00:16:10,523 Goodbye, Neon Joe. 344 00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:12,025 (gunshots) (grunts) 345 00:16:12,077 --> 00:16:14,777 No one dies except Cybot scum! 346 00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:17,363 (screaming) 347 00:16:17,415 --> 00:16:19,749 They're blanks, Cleave. 348 00:16:21,503 --> 00:16:23,086 I'm not gonna give you a loaded gun. 349 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:25,463 You would have shot me at least three times. 350 00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:27,816 Now, where was I? 351 00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:29,737 Go, my son! (grunting) 352 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,261 Ow! 353 00:16:31,313 --> 00:16:32,679 (all yelling) 354 00:16:32,731 --> 00:16:34,764 (Cleave) Come on, come on! 355 00:16:34,766 --> 00:16:36,232 (growls) 356 00:16:36,268 --> 00:16:38,434 Come on! Come on! 357 00:16:38,436 --> 00:16:42,488 (roaring) 358 00:16:42,524 --> 00:16:44,691 Guys, this way! 359 00:16:44,743 --> 00:16:47,360 Engines are at full power. 360 00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:49,362 Everybody, out! 361 00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:50,613 Joe! 362 00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:53,199 Oh, that was awesome! 363 00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:55,168 High-five line starts right here 364 00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:57,370 for the hero of the space battle! 365 00:16:57,422 --> 00:16:59,539 I would have rather stayed on that ship 366 00:16:59,591 --> 00:17:02,759 and died trying to get revenge on my daddy! 367 00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:06,763 Also pretty sure I was about to get laid. 368 00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:11,217 (rumbling) 369 00:17:11,269 --> 00:17:14,604 (silence) 370 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:18,391 371 00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:37,160 You chew the math... for real this time. 372 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,835 (roaring) 373 00:17:58,183 --> 00:18:01,684 374 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,549 (sighs) 375 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,986 (Georgia) "Neon Joe, if there's anyone in the world 376 00:18:34,038 --> 00:18:36,071 "who can understand abandoning their child 377 00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:38,457 "because they think it will be safer, 378 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,742 "it's you. 379 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,493 "Please take care of my baby. 380 00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:44,129 "Yours in Wolf Christ, Georgia." 381 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,831 Oh. 382 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,083 Well, who we got here? 383 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,803 Hey. 384 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,554 Come on over here with me. 385 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,757 How about a little werewolf serum 386 00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,592 So Joe don't have to put a bullet 387 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,644 in your cute wittle brain? 388 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,096 Look what Joe got for you right there. 389 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,098 Look what Joe got for you there. 390 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,150 Oh, that's good, right? 391 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,853 Get a little he-yump, Get a little he-yump. 392 00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:10,856 Yeah, see ya... 393 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:13,492 Well, I'll be a he-yump. 394 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,943 Yeah, lucky for you 395 00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:17,946 I didn't have to murder-cide those sweet cheeks. 396 00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:19,915 You done good, Joe. 397 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,500 (baby cooing) 398 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,919 (voice breaking) You done good, Joe. 399 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,541 (laughter) 400 00:19:29,593 --> 00:19:32,761 Oh, man! 401 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,631 Look at that! Look, what a pleasant surprise! 402 00:19:35,683 --> 00:19:37,015 Oh, man! 403 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,635 I was actually just coming to see you, too. 404 00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:41,386 Uh, this yours. 405 00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:42,805 -What? -Yeah. 406 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,890 Yo, mad props, son. 407 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,809 Where's Georgia? 408 00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:49,645 Turns out she faked her suicide. 409 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,563 She couldn't handle the heat, though. 410 00:19:51,615 --> 00:19:55,984 She left town, but you give her time, she come back around. 411 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,903 So what are you gonna do now? 412 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,705 You know that question 413 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,908 "What gets you out of bed in the morning?" 414 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,162 Now that my daddy dead... I ain't got no answer. 415 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:10,916 First time in my life I ain't got a plan. 416 00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:14,720 I suppose it's time to... 417 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,589 start following my dreams. 418 00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:19,174 Here. 419 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,760 I made it, but it's from all of us. 420 00:20:21,812 --> 00:20:24,146 You really nailed my buns! 421 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,564 (laughter) 422 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,182 Good luck, Neon Joe. 423 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:32,154 Sheriff, I'll never forget your sweet bod. 424 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,740 -Good luck, Neon Joe. -Susan. 425 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,442 I'll never forget Your sweet toes. 426 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,027 Yo, good luck, son. 427 00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:43,198 Matt, I'll never forget your peaceful coma face. 428 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,783 Good luck, Joe. 429 00:20:44,835 --> 00:20:46,034 Barrett. 430 00:20:46,086 --> 00:20:48,504 I'll never forget your tender touch. 431 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,255 Good luck, Neon Joe. 432 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:54,187 Cleave, I'll never forget how you move your body to reggae. 433 00:20:54,845 --> 00:20:56,678 Good luck, best friend. 434 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,848 Sonny, I'll never forget this moment 435 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,101 that wasn't in either one of our best friend montages. 436 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,887 (Chris) Good luck, Neon Joe. 437 00:21:04,939 --> 00:21:08,524 Off-camera Chris, I'll never forget your face. 438 00:21:10,778 --> 00:21:13,228 Well... 439 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,696 He-yump. 440 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,070 Hey! 441 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,128 (Neon Joe) Thus concludes my time in Garrity. 442 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:34,049 Now that my daddy's dead, will Joe ever hunt again? 443 00:21:35,553 --> 00:21:39,671 That's a question to be answered another he-yump. 444 00:21:55,739 --> 00:21:57,189 (grunts) 445 00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:58,607 (explosion) 446 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,776 (grunting) 447 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:03,445 (roaring) 448 00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:11,548 Sync & correct-he-yumps by dwigt Addic7ed.com 449 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:16,148 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32211