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[SIGHS]
It only took three weeks,
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seven hours, four wrenches,
and two school blackouts,
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but we have our Storm Impact
Pattern Machine built.
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What do you plan on doing
with your first million?
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I mean, after SIPMA gets funded
by all the corporations
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attending Horizon's Open House.
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Let's finish it first
and go yacht shopping later.
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But if SIPMA gets funded, I'm
totally buying a hot-air balloon.
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Ooh. Fancy tastes.
[PETER PANTING]
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Peter, what's wrong?
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Not enough hours in the day!
[PANTING]
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Only 24 of them left
until the open house!
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Hope your project's ready!
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[PANTING CONTINUES]
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Endless bad-guy attacks,
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a looming school deadline,
and me without a changing room.
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[CHUCKLES]
He must be really far behind.
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I haven't seen Peter this frantic since
that whole Spider Island business.
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When every single New Yorker,
including us, got spider powers...
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It was madness.
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Luckily, everybody was cured.
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Yeah. Everybody.
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Well, Pete should've managed
his time better.
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Look at everything we've
accomplished on our project.
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With these antennas
set to measure ion-charged air,
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SIPMA should be able to predict
oncoming weather events,
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like superstorms, more effectively
than science can now.
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Time to see this baby in action.
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[WHIRRING]
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Looks beautiful.
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And it can all be controlled
by an app on my phone.
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Wow. I think this thing
might actually work.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah! [CHUCKLES]
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Huh?
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Wait.
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Something's wrong.
Either the machine's broken,
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or Midtown's about
to get a tornado.
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Ion buildup on Antenna 4.
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[GROANS]
Your ears just pop?
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[ANYA]
More like reality just popped.
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Aah!
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Gwen, Anya, get out of here!
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I don't know how long
I can hold the Spot!
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Hold what spot?
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Guessing he's talking about
that human Dalmatian.
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We gotta call the police.
Avengers. Whatever!
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[GRUNTING]
Aah!
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[GWEN] Whoa! This guy
can teleport stuff?
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[GRUNTS]
Run!
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Too late!
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Sync and corrections by masaca
- addic7ed.com -
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Anya, Gwen, watch out!
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Huh? Aah!
[GROANS]
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Time to split!
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[ALL GRUNT]
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"Time to split"? Did you
just make an atom pun?
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The adrenaline.
I couldn't help it.
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Get to safety. A whole string of weird,
new bad guys have been after me.
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Huh?
[GROANS]
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Spidey's gonna get slammed.
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We can't just call the cops.
They'd never get here in time.
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We have to do something.
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We both know who could help.
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Yeah, us!
Doing what we do best... science.
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That's not what I was... Come on!
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You know the crazy readings we got
right before the portal popped open?
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Those portals probably charged the air
with ions, which SIPMA can detect.
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Hmm. It's still connected.
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Let's put your hypothesis
to the test.
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There's an ion spike
near Antenna 1.
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Open SIPMA's video feed.
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Look! Pop goes the portal.
We can predict
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where he's gonna strike next.
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But how does that help?
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I've got an idea.
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These portals are somehow
created by ion flow, right?
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What if instead of just
detecting Spot's portal energy,
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we could distort it
by redirecting the ion waves?
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Hmm?
Hypothetically possible,
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if we had a way to project
the ion pulses.
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But we'd have to pump an insane
amount of power into SIPMA.
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And I know just the thing.
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- Come on!
- Anya, wait!
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If whatever
you're planning fails,
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you need to be prepared
to use your...
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It won't fail.
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[GWEN]
What's up here that's going to...
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Oh, the school's solar grid.
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Hello, insane amount of power.
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Now to find a way to transmit
the ion pulses.
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The sat dish!
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Yes!
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I love science!
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[SPIDER-MAN] I hate everything!
[ECHOING]
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[SPIDER-MAN YELLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Got the app fired up and ready.
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Hate to think what this is gonna
do to your phone's data plan.
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They offered me unlimited.
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I think the company's
gonna regret that.
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[WHIRRING]
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Fifty percent sync!
Come on already!
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I... think... I'm... going...
to... be... sick!
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We got sync!
[YELLING]
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[ANYA] But the Spot's
closing up his portals!
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[GWEN] He could've
sent Spidey anywhere.
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Underwater, the top of a
mountain, deep space...
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We can take control
of his portals now, right?
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Open them back up.
We have to get Spidey!
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Ugh! I can't!
They need to be active.
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[ANYA] He's leaving and
taking the portals with him!
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Should I...
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Yes! Anya,
open his portals again.
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You know what you need to be.
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Fine. Amazing it is.
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTING] [SPIDER-GIRL] Hey, Mr.
Polka Dot!
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We're not through here!
[YELLS] [GRUNTS]
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Looks like Spider-Girl hits the Spot.
[GWEN GROANS]
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Your first line in costume,
and that's what you went with?
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What? That was totally
classic battle banter.
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[GWEN] Seriously, cut the puns and
get him to send out his portals!
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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I'm all the way over here,
Spotty.
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How you gonna get me?
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[GRUNTS]
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Huh?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANING]
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Aah!
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This is way more painful
than Spider-Man lets on.
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Gwen, his portals are active.
Do your thing!
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Almost.
[BUTTONS BEEPING]
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Yes! Got it! Let's see what we can do.
[BEEPING]
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Redirecting portals now.
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[GRUNTS]
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Time to give him a taste
of his own medicine.
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[YELLING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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You've got a neat trick, Spot.
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Thought we'd get in
on the action.
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Finish him up.
We've gotta get Spidey.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Be cool.
Don't freak out.
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You just beat your first
bad guy as Spider-Girl.
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No biggie.
[CHUCKLES]
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Nice!
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Now to get Spidey back.
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If I invert the polarity...
[BEEPING, TRILLING]
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There! I reoriented one of his
portals via quantum tunneling.
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It should take you to the exact
coordinates where Spidey was sent.
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Weird first day, huh?
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Yeah. But normal's overrated.
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Come on, Spider-Girl.
I know you got this.
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[SHIVERS]
Polar... bears...
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[SIGHS]
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[GWEN CLEARS THROAT]
Spidey, wake up.
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[SPIDER-MAN GROANS]
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[GROANS] What happened?
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Our machine was able to take
over the Spot's portals.
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- No big thing.
- Weird.
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I could've sworn another
spider person saved me from...
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polar bears?
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Yeah.
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Hypothermic hallucinations
can be very convincing.
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Oh, heads-up. The police are on
their way to arrest the Spot.
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[GROANS] The police aren't the
biggest fans of me right now.
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Don't know how to thank you guys enough.
You saved my life.
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Saved by science.
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It's how we do.
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You ever gonna tell him?
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What? That I'm the only person that
kept their powers after Spider Island
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because of the experimental cure
I tested on myself?
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Nope.
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Why not? It's awesome.
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As fun as dressing up
as an arachnid may be,
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going to college and
running a tech company
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someday is all the
adrenaline I need.
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Muggers and maniacs already have enough
heroes to deal with in this city.
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What are more webs gonna add?
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You know I'll support
whatever you decide.
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But I gotta admit, I'm a little
jealous of those powers of yours.
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Plus you got some rad moves.
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Could be one of the greats.
Top ten, easy.
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[SIGHS]
Maybe someday.
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Twenty-three hours till
my open house project is due.
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[GRUNTS] Fighting with the Spot
really put a hole in my day.
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Whew. Gotta focus...
[MUMBLES]
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Open house project's
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almost done... for...
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[SNORES]
[SEMITRUCK HORN BLARING]
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[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]
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Worst alarm clock ever!
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[SHUDDERING BREATH]
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Oh, man.
If a near head-on collision
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with a semi doesn't wake me up,
nothing will...
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Wait!
Wh-Where'd the sun go?
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But it was just daytime!
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I didn't just fall asleep,
did I?
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Oh, man. Gotta get back.
Only eight hours left now.
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Cut me a break.
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Fog's as thick as soup. Can't
even tell which way Queens is.
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And this bridge is never empty.
[RUMBLING]
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What's that rumble?
Sounds like a...
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Gah!
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[GRUNTS]
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A tank?!
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I had no idea
that thing was coming.
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How did two tons of steel
slip past my spider-sense?
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Plus Hydra agents?!
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[WEAPONS FIRING]
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[GRUNTS]
Okay. Guys...
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Seriously, why is this
my life right now? Aah!
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[GRUNTING]
Let's all just go home.
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Have some cocoa.
Read a book.
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Huh? What happened?
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Get down, soldier!
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[GRUNTS]
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Captain America?!
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Yes.
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We've met once,
but you probably don't remember.
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I'm a huge fan.
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Tony... I mean, Mr. Stark...
You know, Iron Man...
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He ever talk about me?
Spider-Me? I mean Man.
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Speaking of talking, I should...
I'm... I'm... I'm just gonna stop.
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So... [CLEARS THROAT] Yeah.
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What's going on?
[WEAPONS FIRING]
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The world's in danger, and we
need you in the Avenjet, now!
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[WHIRRING]
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Whoa! By "we," you mean...
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The Avengers. Now go!
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Oh, man, oh, man!
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Avengers missions are the best missions!
What about you?
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I can't just leave
Captain America high and dry.
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We can't waste time. I'll hold them
off while Black Widow debriefs you.
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Yes, sir, Captain, sir!
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Yo, Widow!
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Long time and all that.
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Oh, uh, was that too casual?
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I-I-I don't know.
We worked together that once.
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I'm not saying
I'm totally memorable.
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00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:21,709
You probably see super
people every day. I just...
248
00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:23,711
I-I should stop talking.
249
00:12:23,746 --> 00:12:27,415
Uh, so, yeah.
What's going on?
250
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:30,418
More Hydra messiness, huh?
251
00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:31,920
Widow?
252
00:12:34,657 --> 00:12:37,892
That's not normal.
A hologram?
253
00:12:37,927 --> 00:12:41,663
Is this an Avengers'
initiation prank or something?
254
00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:43,898
You guys!
255
00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:46,834
[YELLING]
256
00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:49,470
[YELLING CONTINUES]
257
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:51,906
[GRUNTS]
Ouch.
258
00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:53,741
Whoa. Wait.
259
00:12:53,776 --> 00:12:56,811
I fell asleep on that bridge.
I'm dreaming, right?
260
00:12:56,846 --> 00:13:00,415
[MALE VOICE] Welcome,
Spider-Man, to my fun house.
261
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,784
Please, don't let
there be clowns.
262
00:13:02,819 --> 00:13:04,352
Clowns equal un-fun house.
263
00:13:04,387 --> 00:13:06,954
Allow me to properly
introduce myself.
264
00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:10,625
For I am Mysterio,
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00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:14,762
Master of Illusion
and dealer of your demise.
266
00:13:14,797 --> 00:13:16,931
Mystery-who-now?
267
00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:19,634
Ahead of you are three
pathways of doom.
268
00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:23,171
Come, choose, and see
what's on the other side.
269
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:25,807
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
270
00:13:25,842 --> 00:13:28,976
Considering there's no emergency
exits, guess I have to do this.
271
00:13:29,011 --> 00:13:32,513
I don't know, though. These
don't seem particularly doomy.
272
00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:34,816
I mean, come on. There's a
door with a kitty theme.
273
00:13:34,851 --> 00:13:38,953
Destruction by kittens sounds
like the most adorable way to go.
274
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:40,989
And also a really solid name
for a band.
275
00:13:46,062 --> 00:13:47,829
[ALL MEW]
276
00:13:47,864 --> 00:13:49,831
[PURRING]
277
00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:53,634
Aww! Talk about
warm and fuzzy overload.
278
00:13:53,669 --> 00:13:55,036
[PURRING]
279
00:13:55,071 --> 00:13:57,038
[DEEP GROWLING]
280
00:13:57,073 --> 00:14:00,341
Uh, that cat's meow
is a little rough.
281
00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:02,277
Maybe it's just fighting a cold.
[GROWLING]
282
00:14:03,913 --> 00:14:08,216
Like a really, really bad cold.
[ROARS]
283
00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,417
Not a cold!
284
00:14:09,452 --> 00:14:11,886
[YELLING]
[ROARS]
285
00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:15,223
Wait a minute.
This whole night's
286
00:14:15,258 --> 00:14:18,359
been nothing but holograms
and fake Avenjets.
287
00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:22,230
Which explains why that Hydra tank
didn't trigger my spider-sense.
288
00:14:22,265 --> 00:14:27,001
[GROWLING] Ohh, who's just the cutest
man-eating thing in this room?
289
00:14:27,036 --> 00:14:29,504
That's right. You are.
290
00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:31,739
[CHUCKLES]
I'm not in any real danger,
291
00:14:31,774 --> 00:14:33,741
because you're totally... [ROARS]
292
00:14:33,776 --> 00:14:35,877
Ow!
293
00:14:35,912 --> 00:14:37,879
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
294
00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:40,014
A real man-eating thing!
295
00:14:40,049 --> 00:14:42,049
Not fake. Not fake!
[GROWLS]
296
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:44,753
Nice kitty. Nice kitty!
[ROARS]
297
00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,356
[ROARS]
298
00:14:48,391 --> 00:14:50,392
[GRUNTING]
[ROARING]
299
00:14:52,328 --> 00:14:53,995
Yaah!
300
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:56,898
[SNARLS]
301
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,399
[GRUNTS]
302
00:14:58,434 --> 00:15:00,568
[BOTH GROWLING]
Oh, cool. More panthers.
303
00:15:00,603 --> 00:15:03,938
And I was thinking this fight
wasn't fair enough. [ALL GROWLING]
304
00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:11,913
[GRUNTS]
305
00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:15,249
[SIGHS] Another hologram.
[GROWLING CONTINUES]
306
00:15:15,284 --> 00:15:19,821
Great. So only one of these deadly
panthers is, you know, deadly.
307
00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:21,422
Trouble is, which one?
308
00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:24,659
Projection's gotta be coming
from somewhere. Gotcha!
309
00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:27,728
It's tracking the two on
the left, which means...
310
00:15:27,763 --> 00:15:30,064
Oh, please be right!
311
00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:32,066
[PANTHERS ROAR]
312
00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:35,069
Okay. Weird.
Kinda awesome, but still weird.
313
00:15:35,104 --> 00:15:38,806
[GROWLS, ROARS]
[KITTEN MEWS]
314
00:15:38,841 --> 00:15:40,475
Now to get outta here.
315
00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:45,646
Here again?
How can that...
316
00:15:45,681 --> 00:15:49,484
Something tells me this Mysterio guy
is not gonna be my new best friend.
317
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,953
What I really want is
a big exit sign.
318
00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:55,957
But this door promises
zero saw blades, so...
319
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:10,705
[CHUCKLES]
This is... great.
320
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,340
Just me, myself, and I.
321
00:16:20,049 --> 00:16:21,015
[THUD]
[GRUNTS]
322
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,950
Ouch!
323
00:16:22,985 --> 00:16:25,653
Glad no one saw that.
[WHIMPERS]
324
00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:29,156
This is what J. Jonah
thinks I look like anyway.
325
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:33,227
Not bad. Maybe I could
go by "Daddy Longlegs."
326
00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:36,197
Watch out, Ant-Man!
[CHUCKLES]
327
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,201
Whoa! Dead end, I guess.
328
00:16:40,236 --> 00:16:41,469
Uh...
329
00:16:41,504 --> 00:16:42,770
Huh?
330
00:16:46,576 --> 00:16:48,009
Uh...
331
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:50,879
Sure.
Nothing creepy about this.
332
00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:53,814
[PANTING]
Okay.
333
00:16:53,849 --> 00:16:56,817
At least that's a normal
reflection... What?
334
00:16:56,852 --> 00:17:00,021
I have to get outta here.
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
335
00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:03,358
Huh?
336
00:17:18,107 --> 00:17:19,373
Aha! Gotcha!
337
00:17:19,408 --> 00:17:22,009
[GRUNTS]
338
00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:23,711
Stop hitting yourself!
339
00:17:23,746 --> 00:17:26,981
Oh, joy. A reflection of me...
jokes and all.
340
00:17:28,751 --> 00:17:30,518
[YELLS]
341
00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:33,922
As if I don't already
beat myself up enough.
342
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,025
Okay, that looks nothing like me.
[GRUNTS]
343
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,162
[GRUNTING]
344
00:17:45,401 --> 00:17:48,069
Take that, robo-me!
345
00:17:49,805 --> 00:17:53,407
Robotics? Panthers? Holograms?
346
00:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,944
Mysterio's all illusion.
And felines.
347
00:17:56,979 --> 00:17:59,013
But what does he want with me?
348
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,250
Two rooms down.
Welcome to number three.
349
00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:06,721
Come find me, Spider-Man,
if you can make it to the exit.
350
00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:09,457
Finally! Exit sign, how I love you.
[CHUCKLES]
351
00:18:09,492 --> 00:18:12,293
Just glad I didn't have to go through
the room with the... saw blades.
352
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,935
If I can predict the paths
of the blades, I can...
353
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,503
Got it!
354
00:18:26,842 --> 00:18:29,076
Talk about cutting it close.
355
00:18:29,111 --> 00:18:32,547
All right. Is there a word
for the opposite of a fun house?
356
00:18:33,549 --> 00:18:36,284
Please be a real exit.
357
00:18:37,353 --> 00:18:39,153
Hmm...
358
00:18:45,127 --> 00:18:47,128
[MYSTERIO]
Welcome to my domain.
359
00:18:47,163 --> 00:18:50,297
I admit you've progressed
farther than I imagined.
360
00:18:50,332 --> 00:18:53,968
But now, to all good things
must come an end.
361
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:57,138
For the fortune you gaze upon
is your doom,
362
00:18:57,173 --> 00:19:00,174
at the hands of Mysterio!
363
00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:06,147
Oh, come on!
Nothing? Really?
364
00:19:06,182 --> 00:19:08,349
Do you know how long it took
to perfect that entrance?
365
00:19:08,384 --> 00:19:11,152
[SIGHS]
Showmanship's a dying art form.
366
00:19:11,187 --> 00:19:13,788
Oh, well. Good-bye, Spider-Man.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
367
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,356
Stop... [SCREAMING]
368
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,161
Hello, payday.
369
00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:22,797
Huh.
That was disappointing.
370
00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,331
No witty repartee?
371
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:28,202
I expected more.
[SIGHS]
372
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:30,571
That's a wrap.
[LAUGHS]
373
00:19:30,606 --> 00:19:34,041
And one of my best
performances to date.
374
00:19:34,076 --> 00:19:36,110
[MACHINERY WHIRRING]
375
00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:41,949
Hey, Schmoopy.
376
00:19:41,984 --> 00:19:44,585
The bad man scare you?
[PURRS]
377
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:48,255
I'm sorry. It's all over now.
[GROWLING]
378
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:51,758
Oh, I know.
It's mere scraps.
379
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:55,729
But once I collect
the bounty on Spider-Man's head,
380
00:19:55,764 --> 00:19:59,266
you'll be feasting
on only the finest filets.
381
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,435
Psst!
382
00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:04,404
Ta-da!
It...
383
00:20:04,439 --> 00:20:06,840
It can't be.
I destroyed you!
384
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,575
Does this feel like an illusion?
385
00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:10,744
[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
386
00:20:10,779 --> 00:20:12,279
[GRUNTS]
387
00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:14,915
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
388
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:16,483
But how?
389
00:20:16,518 --> 00:20:18,785
Please! You think
you're the only one
390
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,288
who knows how
to program a robot?
391
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:24,525
S-S-Stop hitting
[DISTORTED] yourself.
392
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,427
[STATIC, RATTLING] So busy gloating,
you didn't notice the ol'
393
00:20:27,462 --> 00:20:30,330
"switch Spidey with a robot double
and fool the bad guy" trick.
394
00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:33,634
It can't be. I was so
close to the brass ring!
395
00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:35,602
The money! The respect!
396
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:39,506
[WHIMPERS] Buddy, this can't
be your first time losing.
397
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,475
Take a breath.
398
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:43,677
So, someone put a price on moi?
399
00:20:43,712 --> 00:20:45,812
Mind telling me who?
Also, how much?
400
00:20:45,847 --> 00:20:48,882
Curious what an arachnid-powered
hero goes for in this economy.
401
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:52,653
A magician never reveals
his... [CRYING OUT]
402
00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:55,222
Yeah, well,
the New York Police Department
403
00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:57,291
will be able to get
some answers out of you.
404
00:20:57,326 --> 00:20:59,026
I'll let them know you're here.
405
00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:01,162
Where is here, anyway?
406
00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:09,970
Whoa! Wait! 8:36AM?
407
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:12,639
It's still day?
I only lost half an hour!
408
00:21:12,674 --> 00:21:14,942
Even after dropping a call
to the police, I still have
409
00:21:14,977 --> 00:21:17,945
over 23 hours to finish
my Horizon Open House project!
410
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,047
[LAUGHS]
411
00:21:20,082 --> 00:21:21,949
Science, here I come!
412
00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:32,398
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