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Hey,... what are we watching?
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A documentary on eye surgery.
They are reattaching a retina.
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"The procedure
involves making small incisions
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into the wall of the eye to allow
instruments into the cavity."
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Is there anything else on?
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Dad, this is interesting. I might be
a doctor someday. You're right.
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"The draining of the vitreous -
the clear gel-like fluid
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that fills the back of the eye..."
Aah-aah! I'm gonna go read.
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"Kiki beats the heat
in a red chiffon..."
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You don't wanna watch a
lingerie-counter shoot with your dad!
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Yes, no, maybe
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I don't know
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Can you repeat the question?
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You're not the boss of me now!
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You're not the boss of me now!
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You're not the boss of me now
and you're not so big!
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You're not the boss of me now!
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You're not the boss of me now!
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You're not the boss of me now
and you're not so big!
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Life is unfair
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Come on! You boys are late!
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I want you outta this house
in 30 seconds! We've got time.
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When we're really late,
our lunches are on the front lawn.
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Mom, Reese -
Go, go. Go, go!
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OK, I'm doing dry-cleaner,
mechanic and post office,
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you're doing groceries.
Right. Got the cable bill? Great.
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Bye, guy.
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Did I just say, "Bye guy," to you?
I'm pretty sure you did.
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Guy? I - I - I called you guy?!
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How can that happen?! I've never
done that before! It's a lapse.
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Guy?! Hal, it happens.
Let's get one thing clear.
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In no way, shape or form
do I think of you as a guy.
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You are a gorgeous,
exciting, feminine goddess
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that I still don't know
what I've done to deserve.
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Do you understand that?
Yes.
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(MUMBLES) Let's do this walking.
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OK, just for argument's sake,
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let's say Doctor Bombay
was one of the M*A*S*H surgeons.
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I'd still want Hawkeye
operating on a perforated aorta!
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It's experience that counts.
(Think about it.)
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(LIGHTNING CRACKS)
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Will you hurry up with those dishes,
my bubbles are evaporating!
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Eric, you're not gonna believe this.
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I swear
I just saw Commandant Spangler
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standing outside the window.
That's not even funny, Francis.
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Some things you don't joke about,
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like that hook-handed maniac!
But he was so real!
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It was like being back at
military school! For a long time
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I saw him every time I shut my eyes.
We escaped from that hellhole.
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We made it out and
found better lives for ourselves.
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Now let's get these dishes done.
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We still have to snake out
the toilets.
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Hey, guys, wait up!
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(PANTS)
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(CLATTERING)
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Hi, I'm Dewey.
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(SNIFFS) You smell terrible.
I like you.
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Maybe you could come home with me.
You're not allowed a dog.
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We want you to be miserable.
That's right, son.
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It's our job to make sure
we're as unfair as possible to you.
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Don't listen to them, Dewey.
I've studied the matter thoroughly
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and I'm convinced you can get away
with it. All you have to do
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is hide me. Hm!
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I'll call you Marshmallow.
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"Tonight's The Night
(Gonna Be Alright)" - Rod Stewart
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"# Tonight's the night
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It's gonna be alright
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Cos I love you, girl
Ain't nobody gonna
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stop us now
"
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Hal, what are you doing here?! Well,
you're off work in five minutes
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and I am here to whisk you away for
a night of romance. Oh, honey,
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that's so sweet but I can't.
I've gotta cover for Craig tonight.
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Why?!
Oh, he's sick as a dog!
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He's the biggest faker in the world!
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The last time he was out
with the flu we saw him
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jumping up and down in the window on
the Today Show! But I was sick.
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You didn't tape that, did you?
I set my timer wrong.
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry!
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After all the trouble
you went through.
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No, it's no big deal.
Really, it wasn't any trouble.
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Thanks again for the ride home.
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Wow.
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So this is what it woulda been like
to go to my prom.
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All I wanted was a nice evening.
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I even dug up the wedding vows
I never... was able to read to her.
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What happened?
She went into labour with Francis
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in the middle of the ceremony. I was
gonna read them to her tonight.
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God, now I feel awful.
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Don't worry about it, Craig.
It's not your fault.
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No, I really feel awful. Bleurgh!
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(MARSHMALLOW WHIMPERS)
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(Sssshhhh.)
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(Are you awake?)
(WHIMPERING)
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Honey, I'm so sorry about tonight.
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Listen, tomorrow night I'm gonna fix
us such a special dinner.
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We'll lock the boys in the garage,
open a bottle of wine...
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(WHIMPERING)
Oh, I know, honey. I know.
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(That's all I have.)
(WHIMPERS)
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(SIGHS)
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Is the roast medium rare?
Did you put the wine in the fridge?
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My roast is perfect. I never knew
we had fancy silverware.
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When was the last time you used
this? The night you were conceived.
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Want more details? No!
Good. Thank you for your help!
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Now get in your room
and don't make a peep.
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Move!
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He's not a dog! He's just pretend!
What's for dinner?
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A dog?! Busted!
Please, don't tell Mom! Please!
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Do you have a death wish?
Just let me have him one night!
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Please, please!
OK, Dewey, relax. We won't tell.
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Thank you!
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So when do we tell? As soon as Dad
gets home. It'll be funnier.
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I couldn't sleep at all last night.
Me, too.
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It's like there's something creepy
in the air. < Francis!
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Commandant Spangler!
(SMASHING)
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What are you doing in Alaska?
I've come for YOU, Francis.
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I've been searching for you
for months.
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Me? Why?
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Why?
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Because...
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..after 32 years
as an educator and disciplinarian,
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your DESERTION
stood out as my only failure.
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A FAILURE
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that... haunted
my every waking moment.
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I began to see YOUR FACE
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in those of other young cadets
who didn't deserve
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the wrath that I poured down on
their innocent souls.
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There was a lawsuit.
Charges were filed.
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Disgrace.
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I can't even remember the fire
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but I do remember
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the CAUSE!
Through all of my suffering...
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..I saw the STUPID grinning face
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of the one person responsible for
all of my suffering!
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Who?
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Die!
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Die!
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Die!
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Sir, cut it out,
your hooks are cold. (CRIES)
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And then Dewey and Marshmallow
killed the evil dragon,
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rescued the poor little princess
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and flew all the way back home.
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And they got medals
and big red capes
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and everybody loved them.
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(GROANS)
Are you OK? (SNIFFS)
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Marshmallow! Whoa!
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Marshmallow, stop! > Boys,
I told you to stay in your room!
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(Marshmallow, hide!)
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I don't understand it!
An entire roast?!
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With your bare hands?! The salad,
the potatoes, the green beans!
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What do you have to say
for yourself?! I was hungry.
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(Let's tell him about the dog
and really nail his coffin shut!)
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(Not yet. I have a hunch.)
An entire stick... of butter?!
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(Now! Let's tell them now.)
(Wait for it, wait for it.)
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Wait a second.
How could you eat... a candle?
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I like candles.
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I think they're good.
That's it!
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You are going to the hospital
and getting your stomach pumped!
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Alright, young man,...
I think you're empty. Well?
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He's fine. We didn't find any
candles but we did find some marbles
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and the waistband
to a pair of underpants. Don't ask.
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Thank you, Doctor.
Alright, Dewey, this is the end.
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You and your brothers are now
officially in the red zone. But -
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Red zone, mister! Tomorrow night
I am taking your mother out
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on an emergency date. It will be
a beautiful, romantic evening
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that we need very badly
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and nothing is going to derail it
on penalty of death!
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Good.
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Do you want your army man?
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OK.
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So, how's he doin'?
I was up with him all night.
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He got pretty wild
but I think he's doin' better now.
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I wanna die!
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Why can't I just die?!
Stop talking like that, sir.
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This is just a momentary setback.
I have nothing to live for.
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Mother no longer acknowledges me.
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I have no friends, no money.
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I won't even tell you
how I paid for my journey up here.
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If it means anything to you, sir,...
you taught me how to be a man.
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I have no idea who you are.
You don't remember me?
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After the hell that you put me
through, you don't even remember me?
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Cadet Dudley?
No, Eric!
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I just spent the last ten hours
cradling you!
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Sir, this is because
you're not feeling useful. Look,
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I think I may have found you a job.
A what?
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It'd be with the Interior Department
helping the environment.
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You would be making
a real difference. I can do that.
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Thank you, son.
And, please, thank that girl
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for rocking me in her arms
all night long.
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Bleurgh!
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Alright, who's ready for a fantastic
night on the town? Oh, Hal!
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They're beautiful! Just give me
two minutes to freshen up
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and I'll be ready to roll!
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Just stay put, Dewey.
You're doing great.
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We've been in here for three hours!
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Hey, I'm just looking out for
your best interests.
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Dad just came home. Let's tell 'em
now so it ruins their date.
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Or we can wait till they come home
and they might be drunk. True.
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Alright, boys,
your father and I are leaving now.
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I've left you the number for
the restaurant. If we get a call,
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it better be from the coroner.
Nothing is gonna ruin this night!
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My lady,... your carriage awaits.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
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Well, I'm outta here. Back at ten?
Sounds good.
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Dewey, you and your dopey dog
are on your own for an hour or two!
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Nope. Why?
Did something happen to the dog?
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Oh, he's fine. He's just busy
destroying your comic books. What?!
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(BARKS / GROWLS)
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That's it! You're getting rid of
that thing right now!
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And you're gonna pay for this!
I don't think so.
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Oh, I think so!
(BARKS)
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(SNARLS)
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Sit.
(GROWLS)
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I wasn't talking to him.
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Ever since the day I was born
you guys have been torturing me.
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I remember you trying to switch me
for another baby at the park.
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I remember you telling me
the tooth fairy was a vampire.
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I remember every booger sandwich,
every stink hat,...
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Dewey, we're sorry! ..every
waffle butt, every Chester Backster
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and every purple nurple!
And now you're going to pay.
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(BARKS)
Dewey, this isn't gonna work.
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Mom and Dad'll be home soon, that dog
will be gone,
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you'll be in trouble and
we'll kick your ass for ten years!
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I know. So we'd better get started.
What do you want?
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Everything.
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I want everything.
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Hal, this place is beautiful!
It's so romantic!
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Everything is fabulous!
Yes, it is fabulous.
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They have your favourite - oysters!
We'll have to order those.
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Actually, I had a big batch
of oysters for lunch. You did?
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Where did you get oysters? A guy has
a cart outside the building.
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Besides, I am dying to try this
plain broth. They're famous for it.
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For their broth?
Is that your friend from work?
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Who? That fat old man?
Never mind.
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I'm just so excited to be here.
Excuse me.
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(Could you turn the air conditioning
10 to 15 degrees colder?)
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OK.
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OK.
Hal,
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what are you up to?
I'll never tell! (LAUGHS)
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I love this! I'm having
such a great time. Me, too.
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Excuse me.
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Hurry back.
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(SHIVERS)
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Oh, excuse me, I need your help!
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Here, here's $20.
Go and buy me some medicine,
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some cold medicine, and serve it
to me in a champagne glass.
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But I - Just stop talking and go!
(SHIVERS)
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Pencils down.
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Who wants to read their essay
first?
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Marshmallow,
why don't you choose?
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(BARKS) "50 reasons
why Dewey is the greatest brother
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in the history of the universe
and I'm a worthless junk of garbage."
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Is that what we were supposed to
be writing about?!
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From the top.
"50 reasons
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why Dewey is the greatest brother -"
Stop! Something's not right.
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Wait!
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There.
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Continue.
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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Nobody move.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Hello! I know someone's home!
I saw shapes moving on the curtains!
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Marshmallow, guard!
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(GROWLS)
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Is your dad home?
No. They went to a restaurant
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but they said you should go over -
I came to drop off some pants.
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They got - Craig, help!
Help us, please!
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Dewey's gone crazy!
He's holding us prisoner!
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I'm sorry you had to see this.
(MARSHMALLOW GROWLS)
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"Number 12, his twinkling eyes."
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To us.
To us.
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You know, Lois... 'Don't pass out!
No, no, keep it together!'
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'Smile, smile! Laugh!'
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(BOTH LAUGH)
'You're going to throw up.'
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'OK, if it comes to it, aim for
the ice bucket!' (BOTH LAUGH)
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We're stinky and evil,
we're dumb and sarcastic
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While Dewey, in contrast,
is super fantastic
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That's why Dewey is king
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Why Dewey is king
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Hey, it's haircut time!
Think of your favourite stooge
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and I'll be right back. Marshmallow,
if anyone moves, eat them.
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(GROWLS) This is insane.
We've got to do something.
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I'm Mo.
We don't have a choice.
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On the count of three, we'll split up
and all run for different doors.
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He might get one of us. Yeah, but
two of us will get away and get help.
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I'm willing if you are,
I can't sing any more. Ready?
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On three.
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One,
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two,... three!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go! (BARKS)
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Good dog! No, no!
(SNARLS) (SHOUTS) Aaaaaaargh!
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Craig's a good guy.
He always comes through for us.
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00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:23,414
I couldn't find any rusty scissors,
so we're gonna have to use -
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Where is he?
He should've been back by now.
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00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,701
Look, my palms are sweating!
Would you calm down? Here he comes.
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So? (SLURRED)
For some reason, I was fired.
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00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,078
(CRASH!) I don't believe it,
he's drunk again!
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00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,311
Face it, Francis,
there's no hope for this guy.
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The only thing
that ever made him happy
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was bullying helpless students.
Without that he's nothing.
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00:18:53,246 --> 00:18:56,525
You call that a collage?
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00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,905
It is an insult to the craft!
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00:18:58,798 --> 00:19:03,437
I can see paste coming up
over the top of the Popsicle stick!
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00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,879
Sorry, I have arthritis.
That's it.
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00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:09,367
You have just lost pudding
for the whole group.
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Feel free to thank Mrs Meekitjuk
after I leave.
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I feel like dancing.
Me, too.
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Darling, there's something
I've wanted to say to you
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for the longest time.
Uh-huh?
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I have to go to the hospital.
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00:19:56,618 --> 00:20:01,458
Oh, Hal, you don't know
how happy that makes me!
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00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:05,523
What do you think, one more can?
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00:20:05,425 --> 00:20:07,744
No, we don't wanna spoil him.
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Besides, he probably
has to go to the bathroom now.
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00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:15,662
Who wants to go out in the
front yard? I'll remember this, too.
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"And how can words describe
how I feel
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on this, the day of our marriage?"
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00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,591
"You are my day, my night,
the sun in my sky."
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"You are the Duran to my Duran."
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Oh, Hal!
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"Her name is Lois
and she dances on the sand,
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just like that river
twisting through a dusty land."
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00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:40,128
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