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My turn.
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(FARTING NOISE)
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(FARTING NOISE)
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Wait, wait.
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(FARTING NOISE)
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I had no idea homework
could be so funny.
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It's suicide.
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I don't care. I'm going in.
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Yes, no, maybe
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I don't know
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Can you repeat the question
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You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
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and you're not so big
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You're not the boss of me now
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and you're not so big
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Life is unfair
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Guess what?
I just got back from the doctor.
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My spine is curved!
How bad?
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No gym for two years.
Brilliant!
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Maybe my third nipple
can get me out of wrestling.
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Here comes... Her Royal...
Bitchiness.
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Cynthia just got back
from a semester in Europe and she's totally changed.
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She's bitter and sarcastic.
I could pull it off,
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but on her it's really unpleasant.
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Malcolm, can you move the herd
to move an inch to the left so I could get past?
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I'm sorry, did you say inch?
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Don't you mean 2.54 centimetres
or 0.254 decimetres,
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or 25.4 million nanometres?
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Guys, stop teasing her. You stink
at it. Don't defend her, Malcolm.
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If I wanted abuse
I'd talk to my oboe teacher.
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She's... dead...
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to us.
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Hey. Are you OK?
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What do you mean?
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You've been acting kinda strange.
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Malcolm, look around and reconsider
your definition of strange.
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Fair enough.
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Dad, look how high my kite is!
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That's great, son. That's terrific.
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You wanna try?
Er, no.
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Why not?
I don't like kites.
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Why not? I don't like kites and they
don't like me. We don't get along.
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You'd like it if you tried it.
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Come on, just try it.
Hold the string.
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(SIGHS HEAVILY)
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Agh!
Hey, Lois.
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Karen, what are you doing out there?
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Come on in.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to lurk. I was
working up the nerve to talk to you.
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Are you OK?
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You look different.
I'm sober.
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Oh. Yeah. After I drove over that
miniature golfcourse they made me get into a 12-step programme.
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Good for you! Thanks. I'm up to
the part where I'm supposed to make amends to people I've hurt.
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What did you ever do to me? Remember
New Year's at Deb and Rich's where everyone was kissing at midnight?
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Yeah. When I kissed your husband
I stuck my tongue in his mouth.
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I felt terrible, then I put my
cigarette out on Richard's toupee...
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You were French-kissing my husband?
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He pushed me away after, like,
five or six seconds.
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Well, no more than ten.
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I'm sure he was only moving his
tongue because he was trying to say something. That's enough, Karen.
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Sorry.
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Now I have to tell Stephanie she can
take down those lost-dog posters.
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Francis, it's Friday night. Can
we please go out and get hammered?
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Is getting drunk all you think about?
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We work like dogs all day, drink,
then work like hungover dogs.
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Is this how you pictured your life?
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Ever since I was little. What did
you picture? I don't know.
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There's more to life than falling
down drunk and acting like a jackass.
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Look what we found!
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(LAUGHTER)
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You stole a totem pole?
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No, he asked to come with us.
He hasn't shut up for an hour.
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You can't leave it here. People
worship these. It's a sacred object.
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Do I have something in my teeth?
Be honest. What's wrong with you?
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You see a symbol of a world beyond
scraping grease and you think,
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let's profane it in our cabin?
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Don't you have respect for anything?
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Look, a penny! It's mine!
I saw it first!
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(SCUFFLING)
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Is my coffee ready yet?
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I can't believe
you only have instant. Sorry it's not up to your standards.
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You'd seem more sophisticated if you
weren't wearing a kiddies' sweater.
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I'd take style tips from someone
who keeps track of wrestling feuds?
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Ever since you've been back
you've been mean. You think you're better than us. Even if it's true,
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you don't have the right to be nasty.
You won't have any friends soon.
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You think you know
what everybody's problem is?
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You think you're so smart and
together, and no-one notices what an unhappy little person you are.
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Well, sorry. I won't stroke your
fragile ego by confiding in you.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you're on fire!
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Aaaagh!
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Mommy!
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How could you do that to me?
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You were on fire. I wanted to help.
By yelling, "Oh, my God, where did those come from?" I'm sorry!
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It's just, you scared me.
THEY scared me.
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I mean, they startled me...
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I hate this! Everyone looks at me
like I'm some kind of freak.
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I was surprised, that's all.
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I mean, I would react the same way
if you had a new haircut.
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(A giant haircut!)
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No-one can know about this.
You can't tell anyone.
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What?
Promise me!
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But... Promise!
Alright, I promise!
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Come on, you're fine.
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It's just a change on the outside.
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Inside you're the same. If you give
people a chance they'll see that.
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Stop staring at them!
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Am I staring?
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Dad, I've been thinking
about your kite problem.
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I don't have a kite problem!
It's OK, Dad.
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We could start with you explaining
why you hate kites.
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Let me try it! I want to try it!
Fine. Here.
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Jerk!
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Help!
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I just do!
There doesn't need to be a reason!
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Doesn't Dewey get homework? He seems
to have a lot of time on his hands.
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Something wrong? I had the most
interesting conversation with Karen.
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She's in this programme where you
have to apologise to your loved ones
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and I wondered, do I have anything
to apologise for?
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By you, you mean ME, and since it's
a question, you know the answer.
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Karen said you French-kissed her
on New Year's Eve. I did not!
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I can't believe it!
You're actually accusing me of this? Why would Karen lie?
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Why would I lie?
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For the past 20 years yours
has been the only tongue
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that's been in my mouth.
I don't lie!
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So can we fly kites tomorrow?
Sorry, son I have to testify at a murder trial.
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But, darn it, I'll go to the park
with you! Thanks, Dad.
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(Kids don't count.) It wouldn't be
so bad if you'd just admit it. Lois,
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why would I kiss Karen?
You're a MAN!
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What's that supposed to mean? You've
been with the same woman for 20 years. It's natural to be curious.
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About what?
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In 20 years of marriage you've never
even thought about another woman?
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What are you talking about?
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If you're just gonna be ridiculous,
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there's no point in carrying on this
conversation. But you are on notice!
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Wait! I wanna talk to you!
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(DEEP VOICE) You are unhappy!
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Yes, I am.
Why?
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I may have ruined my life. I left my
family and friends to come up here.
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I wanted to find myself,
but all I feel is empty.
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I have the answer to your suffering,
Francis. The answer is...
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Francis! Who was that spiky-haired
kid who was friends with Little Lou?
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What...?
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Don't worry. Maybe it'll come to you
if you sleep on it.
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Everything's ready. The kite tail is
set. It's a windy day. Now SAY it!
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I am not cursed!
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Good. Now run. And don't stop
until it's in the air.
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I am not cursed!
I am not cursed!
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Get off the field!
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Excuse me!
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Sorry!
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It's flying! It's flying!
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(CROAKY LAUGH) You guys threw fridge
magnets at Dabney's back brace?
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He was walking around all day with
"Florida is for Lovers" on his back.
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(SQUEAKY LAUGH)
That laugh is so not cute.
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I'm sorry my laugh isn't as
melodious as your cracking voice.
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(CRACKING) I'm Malcolm. I have all
the answers but no-one listens to me
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Funny! (STUPID LAUGH)
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This was fun.
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Hi, Reese.
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What a pig!
What?
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She was never that great, but now
it's like she's TRYING to be ugly.
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Shut up! She's not in Europe any
more. In America, we take showers.
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She doesn't smell.
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She dresses like a bag lady.
I know, her butt is gigantic
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and she's trying to hide it.
This is great!
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I have a wide-load sticker,
and I can make the truck noise
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when she backs up
- beep, beep, beep!
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Reese, when is she gonna back up?
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OK. When's her lunch period? I can
sneak in and throw bacon at her. THEN she'll back up. Beep, beep...
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She's not hiding her butt,
she's hiding her big boobs!
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So if you tease her
you're just gonna look like a....
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You are a good, good brother.
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No...
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I lied! Her butt IS huge!
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I think it helped Cynthia to talk.
She's in a better mood.
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She even stuck her homework
on Dabney's back.
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Agh! What're you doing?!
Algebra.
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What did he say to you?
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Malcolm, calm down! I'm just helping
him with his homework.
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Reese doesn't care about school.
So I thought,
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but when he asked me for help
he sounded so pathetic, I couldn't say no.
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How are you doing on number five?
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Awful. I'm not gonna get this.
I'm such an idiot. No, you're not.
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Everyone says I'm an idiot
all the time.
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Well, he IS!
Malcolm.
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It's not his fault. Someone at some
point decided I was dumb, and that's all anyone ever sees in me.
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Why do they always focus on one
detail, never the whole person?
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I don't know.
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You missed another shift! I'm not
walking away from this totem pole
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when I'm this close to figuring out
what it's trying to tell me.
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Have you eaten anything?
Fasting helps my meditation.
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There's some kind of energy here.
It gave me that dream.
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It's trying to help me.
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We're getting rid of it
and putting you back on corn dogs and porn for your own safety.
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Back away from the pole!
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So...
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you guys wanna go...
shoot some eagles?
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Nothin' else to do.
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What're you gonna do to her? I don't
know what you're talking about.
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OK. I've been dying to tell someone.
Malcolm, I'm gonna see them.
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What?! I'll make her my girlfriend
and get her to take her top off.
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You're crazy! That's what I thought,
but I've got it all figured out.
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Tomorrow I reveal an embarrassing
secret that makes her feel trusted.
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Friday, sneak a kiss, then
apologise. Monday, I ask her out.
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She catches me crying. Make out.
She finds love letter in my pocket.
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Heavier make-out session.
All culminating in March 8, DD-Day.
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You're pure evil!
Who's more evil,
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me or the person who told me?
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You! Yeah, but YOU'D be in trouble.
She'd never forgive you. Excuse me. I have to go make a mix tape.
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OK, we had a little setback,
but don't give up.
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Forget it!
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I'm sick of this!
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I hate kites!
I have always hated kites!
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Dad, don't freak out
in front of the other kids.
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I'm never gonna get this
and I don't want to!
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You can't give up.
I can give up, and I give up!
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I'm tired of your attitude.
I'm going home.
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Dewey! Dewey, come back here.
It's too far for you to walk.
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Dewey!
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Dewey, stop!
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Dewey!
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Don't you ever run away like that
again.
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There's something
on the back of your pants.
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I'm flying a kite!
I'm flying a kite!
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Lois, I did it!
I did it! I actually flew a kite!
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How could I think these were evil?
I love this kite.
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Why don't you kiss it?
For God's sake! Are you still obsessing about that?
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I want a straight answer. Lois,
from the moment I laid eyes on you YOU were the only woman for me.
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Unlike all other men,
you don't even have a glancing interest in other women?
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00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:56,063
You alone stand outside the dictates
of millions of years of evolution!
231
00:15:55,881 --> 00:15:58,680
Why is that so hard
for you to believe?
232
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,917
Because I look at other men!
233
00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:05,875
Not seriously.
I would never do anything about it,
234
00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:08,065
but, God, hell, I notice!
235
00:16:07,962 --> 00:16:10,722
And if you don't, it means that...
236
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:16,731
..it means that you love me
more than I love you.
237
00:16:16,564 --> 00:16:21,363
Well, honey, that's always been
true. Of course I love you more.
238
00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:24,191
You're OK with that?
Oh, yeah.
239
00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:29,297
If you loved me as much as I love
you, we'd never leave the bedroom!
240
00:16:29,066 --> 00:16:32,146
Nothing would get done.
We'd die of starvation.
241
00:16:33,004 --> 00:16:34,964
I love you!
242
00:16:37,439 --> 00:16:39,678
Not as much as I love you.
243
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,219
I have fasted, I have meditated,
244
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:45,903
I got frostbite
from a night in the wilderness!
245
00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:50,815
I just want to know what to do.
What am I missing? There's a wolf.
246
00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:54,390
What's that? Loyalty.
247
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,462
Eagle.
248
00:16:55,408 --> 00:16:58,327
OK, insight... insight...
The frog is...
249
00:16:58,199 --> 00:17:00,518
bug-eating!
250
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,656
What does that have to do
with anything?
251
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:08,514
Please just give me a sign
or a signal, or something!
252
00:17:10,893 --> 00:17:12,212
Oh, my God!
253
00:17:12,154 --> 00:17:14,953
Are you the dirtbag
that took my pole?
254
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:19,549
Huh? It's my pole. I want it back.
Oh, of course!
255
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,981
I'm so sorry. I didn't take it.
256
00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:26,064
I'm going crazy.
Can you tell me what it means?
257
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:33,199
Well, if I hit it, it means I'm five
inches away from the back of my carport. You use it as a wheel-stop?
258
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:36,595
This beautiful, sacred thing?
Sacred? It's a decoration.
259
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:39,591
Like a coat of arms or a storybook.
260
00:17:39,452 --> 00:17:43,371
It's a pretty chunk of wood
my kids helped me carve.
261
00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:46,558
But you can't tell me
you can't feel the energy!
262
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:49,969
You white boys all think
cos I've got dark skin,
263
00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:54,212
I dance with the bears and listen
to the spirit of the wind.
264
00:17:54,019 --> 00:17:56,898
I got news for you -
I work for a living.
265
00:17:56,771 --> 00:18:00,170
I'm a Baptist, and I'm proud of it.
266
00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:02,580
But... you sure?
267
00:18:02,468 --> 00:18:06,347
And by the way,
I have only one word for snow -
268
00:18:06,177 --> 00:18:07,697
snow!
269
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:13,263
(GIGGLING) >
270
00:18:16,155 --> 00:18:20,754
No! Stop! Malcolm!
He's not who you think he is.
271
00:18:20,552 --> 00:18:25,711
Reese is only interested in you
cos I told him you have big breasts.
272
00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:28,403
What?!
It just happened. I'm sorry.
273
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,714
He only wants you for your boobs!
Stop saying that!
274
00:18:31,563 --> 00:18:34,802
He planned all this. I can prove it.
275
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:40,059
He wrote it all down. This isn't it.
Where's your REAL calendar?
276
00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:43,860
That IS my calendar. All proceeds
went to animal shelters.
277
00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:46,921
He's using you and you fell for it!
278
00:18:46,779 --> 00:18:50,098
Leave me alone!
You heard her.
279
00:18:49,953 --> 00:18:52,072
But...
280
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:55,498
What's her name?
What?
281
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,943
What's her name?
282
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:03,724
I know what her name is.
283
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,921
And I'm not gonna dignify that
with a response.
284
00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:10,375
I know what her name is,
and her name is...
285
00:19:15,301 --> 00:19:16,540
Ohhh!
286
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:18,805
How could you be so creepy?
287
00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:23,702
Don't you have any sense of decency
towards a fellow human being?
288
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:27,961
(THUDDING) I have feelings!
I will be treated with respect!
289
00:19:27,764 --> 00:19:32,203
I will not be objectified!
I will not be humiliated!
290
00:19:32,008 --> 00:19:34,207
Now kiss my shoe!
291
00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:36,390
Kiss... my... shoe!
292
00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:40,809
The private says, "But, General,
I didn't touch your toast!"
293
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:44,169
(SQUEAKY LAUGH)
Something's different about you.
294
00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:46,492
Did you get a haircut?
295
00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:47,903
Very stylish.
296
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:53,115
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Cynthia, did you like Europe? I did.
297
00:19:52,883 --> 00:19:59,442
I forget sometimes that there's
a whole world out there that's not full of prurient adolescent boys.
298
00:19:59,153 --> 00:20:03,912
There are people who treat me nicely
and keep their mouths shut.
299
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,383
I get it!
300
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,775
Yes?
Is Lois here?
301
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:10,552
Honey?
Oh, God,
302
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:17,709
are you Lois' husband?
So who's married to the bald guy with the earring? Donna.
303
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:21,709
I thought that was one house
I didn't have to go to.
304
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,118
Excuse me.
305
00:20:23,048 --> 00:20:27,967
Oh, I lived in your house while
you were on vacation last month.
306
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:30,911
We didn't go on vacation.
Darn it!
307
00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:35,511
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