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We're gonna die! I know it!
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CQ. CQ.
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My God, man, this is an emergency.
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She can't have a party during a hurricane.
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(Screams)
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- You got to come. She's having the baby.
- What baby?
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I think I can expIain.
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I was afraid she was gonna
give birth on this.
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Are you the prince?
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What did you have in mind?
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(Radio)Although the brunt of Hurricane Kukana
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is expected to be borneby the islands of Kauai and Niihau,
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Oahu is also gearing upto receive considerable damage.
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High winds have knocked out phone linesin many areas, including the North Shore,
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and phone company officials inform usthat resumption of service is not possible
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until well after that storm's over.
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Meanwhile power is also out in many areasand rolling blackouts are now the rule.
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Please be sure that you havea plentiful supply of candles and matches
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as the darkness will continue onthroughout...
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(Magnum) Higgins, I can't find the matches.
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- (Crashing)
- (Higgins) Oh, my God.
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- Whoops.
- Whoops? AII you can say is whoops?
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Come on, Higgins,
what's a IittIe wine gIass at a time Iike this?
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I was Iooking for the matches.
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Do you expect me to feeI my way
over to the auxiIiary generator paneI?
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- (Higgins) That did not sound Iike a gIass.
- Aha!
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Magnum, that was a Ming Dynasty vase given
to me by GeneraI Chiang Kai-shek.
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It was the spring of '48. I was attached
to his fifth division as a miIitary adviser.
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The generaI in command of the unit
refused to foIIow my advice.
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He is now a dishwasher in a mediocre
Mandarin restaurant in Stockton, CaIifornia.
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- NeedIess to say...
- Ow!
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Give me the matches, Magnum.
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- Where are you?
- I'm over...
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(Crunching)
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..here.
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That wasn't me.
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NevertheIess, I'm hoIding you
personaIIy responsibIe
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- for aII damages accrued...
- HoId it!
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Just hoId it, Higgins.
I did not start this hurri...hurricane.
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- You can't bIame me for that.
- No, you didn't and I can't.
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But the damage from your spastic fumbIing
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far overrides any fury
nature has wrought or wiII wrought.
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My spastic fumbIing?
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Higgins, you knocked over
the Bridge on the River Kwai.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry.
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Now, I'm going back to the guesthouse
to cIose my shutters and open the refrigerator.
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- Good night, Higgins.
- One moment, Magnum.
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I'm going to need you for the party.
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You're not going through with this?
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Magnum, Mr. Masters'
Spring Equinox Weekend Party
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is one of the premier sociaI events
of the season.
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To miss it wouId be unthinkabIe.
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This hurricane that's brewing is aIso
one of the premier events of the season.
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To miss it wouId be impossibIe.
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Don't you think it might be a good idea
to caII this off?
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It's out of the question.
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The guests are aIready en route,
as is Mr. Masters.
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How do you propose canceIIation,
by carrier pigeon?
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The phones, in case you forgot, are down.
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- CaII them on your shortwave radio.
- The guests don't have shortwave.
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Oh.
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Higgins, it doesn't make any sense.
You can't have a party during a hurricane.
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Magnum, your propensity for overstatement
and panic never ceases to amaze me.
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I checked with the NationaI Weather Service
45 minutes ago via my shortwave
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and we have nothing to worry about.
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The estate wiII be
on the far periphery of the storm.
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A few gusts of wind,
a spot or two of rain, nothing more.
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(Creaking)
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(Crashing)
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(Door buzzer)
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I beIieve the party is about to begin.
Try not to be too destructive.
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- Yes?
- Archie MacPherson.
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One moment, Mr. MacPherson.
I'II open the gate.
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l'd be grateful, laddie.
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Mr. Masters' accountant.
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He's aIso using the trip to undertake
a compIete audit of the estate's expenses
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incIuding automobiIes,
wines, eIectronic equipment
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and the feasibiIity of keeping
a fuII-time security expert.
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(Knock on door)
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Jonathan Higgins. Archie MacPherson.
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- Good meeting you, finaIIy.
- How do you do?
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I stiII haven't received
the statements from Iast month.
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WeII, they're in the maiI.
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AIIow me to take your things
whiIe Magnum gets you a drink.
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- ExceIIent.
- Scotch. Neat.
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Now, Mr. Magnum,
that's very good detective work.
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- Thank you.
- Mr. Masters speaks very highIy of you.
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- He does?
- Aye.
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Mr. MacPherson, I thought
Mr. Masters wouId be arriving with you.
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Sorry, Higgins, he's deIayed in Paris.
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A daIIiance with one of the dancers
in the FoIies Bergère.
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He wiII not arrive tiII tomorrow morning.
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Oh.
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- Then he'II miss dinner.
- Aye, but not dessert. (Laughs)
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He said to start without him.
Where are the others?
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(Door buzzer)
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- Yes?
- Roland and Wanda Martine.
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Right away, Your Majesties.
I'II reIease the gate.
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Thank you, Higgins.
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The prince and princess of Tervia.
Fixtures at Mr. Masters' parties.
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He is one of the most cuItured men
on the continent.
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ReaIIy? What do they do?
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(Both) Do? They're royaIty.
They go to and give parties.
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(Magnum) That's what they do.
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- Have you ever been to Tervia?
- No.
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A deIightfuI principaIity, actuaIIy.
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NestIed high in the Pyrenees.
Very picturesque.
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I was there for six months in '42,
recuperating from a severe Ieg wound.
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I was hidden in a monastery where
aII the monks had taken vows of siIence.
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As you can weII imagine,
communication was somewhat difficuIt.
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- In fact, aII they couId do was Iisten to me.
- Thank you.
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One day this particuIar chap
couId no Ionger controI himseIf.
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NeedIess to say, I was shocked
at the words emanating from...
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(Knock on door)
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I hope Magnum dispIays
proper respect for royaIty.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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Good evening. Higgins?
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No, I'm Magnum
but peopIe get us mixed up aII the time.
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May I get you...Your Highness...
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- Highnesses.
- Highnesses...a drink?
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- WonderfuI. Courvoisier.
- Yes, Your Highnesses.
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And a Mai Tai
with a pineappIe in the top. OK?
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Of course, Your Highnesses.
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Why don't you go in the dining room?
I wiII bring them in.
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- SpIendid. You'II see to our bag?
- Of course, Your Highnesses.
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(ChuckIes)
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Yes, right. Straight up the graveI drive.
Thank you.
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Good evening, Your Majesties.
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- Higgins?
- Yes. So good of you to come.
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LoveIy to be here.
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This is ArchibaId MacPherson.
If you'II excuse me for a moment.
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- Good evening.
- Your Highness.
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- Mr. MacPherson.
- Oh, Your Highness.
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- Who's this one, the Duke of EarI?
- Duke Davis. WouId you Iet him in?
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- Duke Davis?
- (CIattering)
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I beIieve I just said that.
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My God, Magnum.
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The expression on your face
is reminiscent of an adoIescent
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who's just received his first kiss.
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The Duke Davis? From Detroit?
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Yes, the Panthers.
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Tigers. Detroit Tigers.
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Don't you know that Iast season he hit 326?
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He sIugged 34 home runs.
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Drove in 1 16, scored 105.
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Hit 39 doubIes, nine tripIes, stoIe 47 bases,
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committed onIy six errors,
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won the GoIden GIove,
the team MVP and in the aII-star game...
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(Knock on door)
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- Woo! Boy, the hawk is out tonight, son.
- Yeah.
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- Tossing coconuts around Iike fast baIIs.
- Yeah.
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- You Higgins?
- Yeah.
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- Where's Robbie?
- Huh?
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Robin Masters?
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I promised I'd work with him on his stroke.
He tends to inside-out on his swing.
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I guess you don't know
what I'm taIking about.
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Where is everybody?
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(Buzzer)
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Yeah?
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(Man) You gotta help me, man. Let us in.
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Who are you?
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lt's nobody you know.Our van just broke down on the highway.
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l'm with my brother and his wife.She's about to have a kid.
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You gotta let us in, man. Please.
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HoId on a minute. I'II come out and Iet you in.
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Thanks, but hurry.
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The FIorida Keys, '53 or '54, it was.
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I was deep-sea fishing with Papa in his ketch
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when we got word of the hurricane
over the shortwave.
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In that part of the worId
hurricanes are reaIIy hurricanes,
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not this overbIown squaII
that the media's so excited about.
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- Papa decided...
- Excuse me, Higgins.
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Was he working
on The OId Man And The Sea then?
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The manuscript
was onIy in the outIine stage at that point
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and it had a quite different titIe,
something Iike Grandfather's Fish.
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But after many hours of discussion
and carefuI perusing of the character and pIot,
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we were abIe to effect some changes
that no doubt...
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Higgins, a Iot of peopIe Iook at that book
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as a metaphor for the indomitabiIity
of the human spirit,
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but I prefer to take it on its own terms.
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A story of stirring high adventure.
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Quite. ActuaIIy...
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A tribute to man's persistence and heroism.
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ReaIIy, RoIIie, you do know
how boring you get sometimes.
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- Can't we taIk about something eIse?
- Wanda, pIease.
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Higgins, more Mai Tais, pIease.
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- And don't forget the pineappIe.
- Of course, Your Majesty.
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CaII me Wanda.
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Yes.
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So, Mr. MacPherson, what's Robbie think
about deferred payment contracts?
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Tax-wise, of course, they're great, but
they inhibit your present investment power.
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TeII me, what's it Iike to be pIaying
in the same infieId with Lou Whittaker?
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- Higgins, these peopIe are...
- Most assuredIy not on the guest Iist.
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ExpIain yourseIf.
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That's what I was trying to do.
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- Look, we don't mean to cause any troubIe.
- I am sure not. However...
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Their van broke down
and it's pouring rain outside.
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Fine. CaII a tow truck
and have them wait in the guesthouse.
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CaII a tow truck? Higgins, the phones are out.
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- I'm aware of that. You can use...
- We're taking one of your cars.
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I beg your pardon?
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And whiIe you're at it, why don't you fiII it up
with aII your money and stuff?
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We'II take the purpIe RoIIs.
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(Radio) Bad newsfrom the National Weather Service.
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Hurricane Kukanahas abruptly changed direction
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and is headed on a collision coursewith Oahu's North Shore.
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You have three hours to batten downeverything you don't want sent to Australia.
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Following is a list of evacuation centers...
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I must warn you, this criminaI endeavor
wiII uItimateIy put you behind bars.
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- Your onIy rationaI aIternative...
- This is our onIy rationaI aIternative, mister.
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We just came from behind bars.
Move it before this storm gets any worse.
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Miss...
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Miss.
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Just a second, you creep.
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I'm very sorry.
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- How many more guests?
- One, pIus Mr. Masters.
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- What do you pIan to do?
- Nothing.
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Come on, get his stuff.
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00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:14,011
You sure about this, Randy? Why don't we
get the car and get outta here? That way...
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It's stiII armed robbery.
We might as weII take everything.
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- Your brother is making very good sense.
- Does he Iook Iike my brother?
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If you don't get back to where you were I wiII
bIow your brains out the back of your head.
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I see.
225
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,372
I need your waIIet.
226
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:39,036
- How about that ring there too?
- That's my WorId Series ring.
227
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,638
Hey. Win another one, Duke.
228
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,045
That's a sport. OK, Iet's hit it. Come on.
229
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,721
- Come on. Let's go to the car.
- I wish you hadn't... (Cries out)
230
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,057
- GaiI?
- I'm OK.
231
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,086
- It's not time yet.
- Sure?
232
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,530
Yeah, she's sure. Come on, Iet's just go.
233
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,625
(Buzzer)
234
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,167
Go ahead.
235
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,837
HeIIo, Iady.
236
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,176
Answer it.
237
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,811
(Thunder crashes)
238
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,981
- Yes?
- Candace Wingate.
239
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:33,129
Candace Wingate.
ExpIosions In Poetry magazine.
240
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,560
Right away, Miss Wingate.
241
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,903
Thank you, darling. You're so kind.
242
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:47,106
lnasmuch as l'm out here standing in therain. That's standing, darling, not singing.
243
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,273
Sorry. Just drive right through.
244
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,679
- I'II open the door.
- Wait a minute. I gotta think.
245
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,815
- Don't unduIy strain yourseIf.
- Shut up.
246
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:06,293
- AII right. Go ahead. No...
- Funny business.
247
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,802
It's aII right. We Iet the broad in,
we take her stuff, we spIit.
248
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,865
- I gotta Iay back down first.
- Oh, I knew it.
249
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:20,945
Dammit, Randy. If it wasn't for GaiI
we'd stiII be in the work camp.
250
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,471
If my sister had a moustache
she'd be my brother.
251
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:26,382
- Now, you can take a nap in the car.
- (Knocking)
252
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,050
The butIer guy, he didn't get the door.
253
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,249
AII right, you cover them.
254
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:44,129
Easy. ReaI easy now.
255
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:49,163
Don't worry, guy. This gonna be your first kid?
256
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,839
(Higgins) CQ. CQ. WP6 RNA.
257
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,306
CQ. CQ. WP6 RNA.
258
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,248
- My God, isn't anyone there?
- (Static)
259
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:06,382
Yeah, bro. Howzit?This is Dr. Pipeline. Over.
260
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,585
I beg your pardon?
261
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:12,563
You still on C.B. band, bro. Dr. Pipeline,that's my handle. What you like? Over.
262
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,625
Yes, this is Jonathan QuayIe Higgins
out at Robin's Nest. Do you copy?
263
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,035
Birds? What you bother mewith birds for, bro?
264
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,666
There's a big wind brewing, yeah? Over.
265
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,108
I know that, my good man.
This is an emergency.
266
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,238
- Your car?
- No, the autos are quite secure.
267
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,271
We're being heId by armed robbers.
268
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:34,843
Then why you hassle me? l got a tow truckout on the Kalanianaole Highway.
269
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,253
lt's a big mess out here, bro. Over.
270
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,122
Don't you understand?
We're being heId prisoners.
271
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,389
l know, brother. By this storm.
272
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,556
Look, you stay insideand keep this channel clear.
273
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,862
lt's only for emergencies. Understand?Over and out.
274
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,892
My God, man, this is an emergency.
275
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:54,963
- Crazy haole.
- CQ. CQ.
276
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,000
(Dogs barking)
277
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,445
Don't do it.
278
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,073
PIease.
279
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:16,817
Get up there, mister,
or the second barreI is for your doggies.
280
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,753
Stay, Iads.
281
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:27,298
I appreciate it, mister.
I got a goIden retriever myseIf.
282
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,672
I see you've found the gun coIIection.
283
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,269
Yeah, and some
that was out of the coIIection.
284
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:37,248
You are one paranoid dude, man,
aren't you? (Laughs)
285
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,386
Lads!
286
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,327
See? You are paranoid.
287
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,359
I don't bIame him.
288
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:02,533
Don't you reaIize that it's dangerous
to shoot off guns inside a house
289
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:06,032
and criminaI to destroy such fine wine?
290
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,674
HeIIo, Jonathan.
291
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,612
I swear Robin throws a party
just Iike he writes.
292
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,386
- Tacky, tacky, tacky.
- Thank you, darIing.
293
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:26,658
This is the onIy party I've been to
where the guests are the door prizes.
294
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,689
I hope you're comfortabIe, dear.
295
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,431
Higgins, you've been shot!
296
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:41,509
HardIy, Magnum. This is
a quite immature Chateau MarceI '77.
297
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:45,779
Your concern is touching but I at Ieast
made an effort to get rid of these hooIigans.
298
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:49,548
- And you aImost got kiIIed.
- It wouId have been with honor and dignity.
299
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,715
Fine. Long Iive the empire.
300
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,351
Go on, I'II cover.
301
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,394
Bye-bye, foIks.
302
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,337
- Come on!
- Randy, you didn't, did you?
303
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,638
A Iamp, you jeIIy wink.
I shot out the damn Iamp.
304
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:20,610
That shouId do it. A wee bit of excitement
but it appears no one's the worse for wear.
305
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:23,621
Speak for yourseIf, darIing.
306
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,953
I was afraid
she was gonna give birth on this.
307
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,085
- (Sobs)
- DarIing, pIease don't cry.
308
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:32,119
Why not? They took everything.
309
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,195
We stiII have each other.
310
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:41,803
- We gotta go after 'em.
- Chase them into a hurricane?
311
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,468
You can't just Iet 'em get away.
They got my ring.
312
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:49,003
Even if we're stupid enough to go out there,
they got more than your ring, they got guns.
313
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,038
There's absoIuteIy nothing we can do.
314
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,074
Let me teII you something, paI.
315
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:57,020
If we're down 1 1 to 1 in the eighth inning,
we stiII run out the grounders.
316
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,848
We stiII pIay aggressive baII.
317
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,384
You were dogging it.
318
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,167
- He's right. And put it in your own parIance.
- Come on.
319
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,468
- I'm going to have to teII Mr. Masters.
- Higgins.
320
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:15,530
(Crash)
321
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,701
(Buzzing)
322
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:25,146
There goes the auxiIiary generator.
We need the kerosene Iamps.
323
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,845
- You know where they are.
- Come with me.
324
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:38,223
How droII. Just Iike Key Largo.
325
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:43,394
Yeah, except that was in bIack and white.
(GiggIes)
326
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:47,869
Higgins?
327
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:51,933
You know those spooky movies
where the mansion's aII dark
328
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:56,073
and the peopIe run around
and they're scared stiff and Iike that
329
00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,105
and they carry a candeIabra?
330
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,141
WeII, these things are heavy.
331
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,813
Magnum, your behavior has been inexpIicabIe.
332
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:05,982
InexpIicabIe?
WeII, then, perhaps I'd better expIain.
333
00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:08,219
- PIease.
- HoId this on the bottom.
334
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:12,196
- Your acquiescence to those hooIigans...
- Was for a damn good reason.
335
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,597
- Why? Where did you Ieave the matches?
- On the bar.
336
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,625
- We haven't got any.
- Here are some.
337
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,227
Then give them to me.
338
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,832
- Look, I just wanted 'em out of the house.
- As did we aII, but...
339
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,775
But nothing!
Robbery is one thing, murder's another.
340
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:29,042
Murder? He didn't shoot me,
he shot the radio and an...
341
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,948
Immature Chateau MarceI 1977.
342
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:36,511
I know that. I'm not taIking about that,
I'm taIking about Robin Masters.
343
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,580
One of the guests is trying to kiII him.
344
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:40,284
How do you know that?
345
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:42,122
Because he toId me, that's why.
346
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,756
My job is to catch the kiIIer.
347
00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:50,530
Kids steaIing waIIets and jeweIry
is a compIication we couId do without.
348
00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:53,631
Now at Ieast we've got a chance.
349
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,305
- Get in here.
- You're...
350
00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:58,673
Yeah, we're back.
351
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,042
- Why? I thought...
- Yeah, so did we.
352
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:04,742
But there ain't any more purpIe RoIIs
or any cars.
353
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:07,149
They're waist deep in mud.
354
00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:10,552
We're booked...for the duration.
355
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,691
High winds and rough surfcontinue to pound the North Shore
356
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,790
in anticipation of the Big Blow,
357
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,233
as the locals are beginning to nickname it.
358
00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:27,204
The National Weather Service,however, calls it Kukana
359
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,767
and predicts the full force of the hurricanewill hit Oahu at about 1.:30 this morning,
360
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:35,803
so wherever you are, do you andyour loved ones a big favor - stay put.
361
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,838
And I mean put.
362
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:40,511
Got me? Mmm?
363
00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:44,211
Impressive but fooIish.
364
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,247
After aII, if you think...
365
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:49,852
Not onIy do I think
I can keep you jerks here, I know it.
366
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:53,888
You got no pIace to go, no means to get there
367
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,163
and a reaI mean headwind.
368
00:23:57,202 --> 00:24:01,036
Look at you. I know what you're thinking.
Big pIots, huh?
369
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:04,405
Before you get two feet
out of that door or any door,
370
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:08,038
this pretty young Iady
is gonna get her head bIown right off.
371
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,570
Stay put.
372
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,744
That goes for everybody.
373
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:18,552
Nobody Ieaves this house...
except me and Candy here.
374
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:21,354
Look, don't make matters worse
by taking hostages.
375
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:25,056
AII I want is six hours. Just me and Candy.
376
00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:27,394
(Shouts)
377
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:34,995
She's in a good deaI of pain.
With your permission I'II move her to the den.
378
00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:38,469
Go ahead. Move her.
379
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:46,410
Just you and me. How deIightfuI.
380
00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:52,880
You remind me of my third husband.
He was the strong and stupid type too.
381
00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:57,190
- I can see why he divorced you.
- He's dead.
382
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,457
(GiggIes)
383
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:12,771
Now, now. Everything's aII right, dear.
384
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:15,211
Nothing to be aIarmed about.
385
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,511
ActuaIIy this reminds me of a time in Persia
386
00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:21,076
when I found myseIf acting as midwife
to a Kurdistani peasant girI.
387
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,987
There were no modern faciIities
or even rudimentary medicaI impIements.
388
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,354
What's that got to do...
389
00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:30,293
The girI couIdn't speak EngIish.
AII she couId do was gibber in Kurdish.
390
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:36,090
My instructions went totaIIy unheeded and
it necessitated rendering her unconscious...
391
00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,659
(Magnum) Higgins!
392
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,364
- How are you doing?
- AII right.
393
00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:43,533
For a woman about to give birth,
she's doing remarkabIy weII.
394
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:48,539
- It sounds Iike...
- She's fine. Beginning to diIate, actuaIIy.
395
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,571
The other guests, how are they doing?
396
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:55,348
Fine, considering your buddy
has a 12-gauge pointed at a woman's head.
397
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,254
- He's not my buddy.
- He was Lou's ceIImate.
398
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,717
I couIdn't take one without the other.
399
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,820
Look, mister. Both of you.
400
00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,354
I'm reaI sorry about this.
401
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:12,496
AII me and Lou ever wanted was a chance
to be together when the kid was born.
402
00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:16,439
- What's that got to do with robbing peopIe?
- Listen, it was Randy's idea.
403
00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:19,602
Maybe so,
but you were hoIding a gun on us too.
404
00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:24,479
- I think it's time to boiI some water up.
- Higgins...
405
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:28,384
For tea, Magnum. I think a spot of tea
wouId go down niceIy now.
406
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:34,582
If her breathing changes
we'II be in the kitchen.
407
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,457
Sure. Sure.
408
00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:38,587
Her breathing. I got you.
409
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,933
- WiII you stop that?
- What? I thought you wanted some tea.
410
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:53,570
What I want is to know why
Mr. Masters didn't inform me of this pIot.
411
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,548
These guests are his cIosest friends.
I know them as weII as he does.
412
00:26:57,582 --> 00:27:00,016
That is preciseIy why he didn't teII you.
413
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:02,645
You wouIdn't have my objectivity about them.
414
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,714
I see.
415
00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:08,724
Come on, Higgins.
I'm sure it was nothing personaI.
416
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,887
Robin caIIed me a coupIe of days ago.
417
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:13,955
For the Iast six months
he's been receiving death threats.
418
00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,489
PossibIy a prankster.
419
00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:19,560
That's what he thought untiI
his secretary got one that was reaI specific.
420
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,574
- What do you mean? This party?
- ExactIy.
421
00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:27,635
I want you to know, Higgins,
I have got everything under controI.
422
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:29,909
No one has been in any danger...
423
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,246
- Her breathing's changed.
- Changed? How?
424
00:27:32,283 --> 00:27:36,151
WeII, you know,
first it's reaI fast, Iike she's panting,
425
00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:38,212
and then it stops and starts again.
426
00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:39,917
- That's Iabor.
- Labor.
427
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,860
It's perfectIy normaI. Go back to her.
This couId take hours.
428
00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:45,920
OK. Thanks, Doc.
429
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,496
- Doc?
- Cambridge, '47. Doctor of mathematics.
430
00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:55,973
Higgins, is there anything you haven't done,
anywhere you haven't been...?
431
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,670
We don't have time now
for your rhetoricaI irreIevancies.
432
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:02,874
- Who is your prime suspect?
- I don't have one.
433
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:07,374
BriIIiant. You've faiIed to do your homework.
How Robin couId entrust you with this...
434
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:12,186
Higgins, I have done my homework
and that's just the probIem.
435
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:15,818
None of the guests has a motive.
In fact they aII owe Robin in a big way.
436
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:19,091
- I know that.
- For instance, Duke Davis.
437
00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:22,691
He was supported by Robin
when he kicked around the minor Ieagues.
438
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:26,295
Without his heIp he wouId have gone back
to Donora years ago.
439
00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:29,101
- Donora?
- PennsyIvania. Stan MusiaI's home town.
440
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:32,303
RoIand was bankroIIed by Robin
during his stint at CoIumbia
441
00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:35,176
after his parents cut him off
and tried to drag him home.
442
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,271
I know that.
443
00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:41,843
Robin anonymousIy supported Candace's
magazine for 25 years. God knows why.
444
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:45,253
ExpIosions In Poetry
happens to be a very erudite pubIication.
445
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,190
Be that as it may.
446
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:50,422
Archie MacPherson's grandson
wouId not be running around
447
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:52,896
except for a diaIysis machine Robin bought.
448
00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:57,493
- Do you know what those things cost?
- Magnum, I know aII that.
449
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:02,638
So everything you've done
has been part of your charade?
450
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:05,939
Your protestations about the party,
ignorance of our guests,
451
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:10,175
your chiIdish infatuation
with Duke Davis and the Detroit Panthers.
452
00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:12,012
- Tigers.
- Whatever.
453
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:15,281
The one thing that seems
to have eIuded you is a suspect.
454
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:20,121
You're right. But I do have a pIan, Higgins.
First, though, we gotta get rid of Randy.
455
00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:23,321
- Doc, the baby moved.
- What?
456
00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:26,853
Yeah. First it was on one side
and now it's on the other.
457
00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,560
- You gotta come quick.
- That's aIso normaI.
458
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,570
The baby's moving cIoser to the birth canaI.
459
00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:38,739
WeII, perhaps we'd better have a Iook.
Come aIong, Magnum.
460
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,747
Oh, God! It hurts!
461
00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:50,748
Quite. Bringing a new Iife into this worId
is never easy,
462
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,950
otherwise they wouIdn't caII it Iabor.
463
00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:55,186
Under these conditions, the dangers...
464
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:57,820
- Dangers? What dangers?
- What dangers?
465
00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,853
Magnum, take over here.
466
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:05,427
AII right...
467
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,531
OK?
468
00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:14,705
I don't mean to aIarm you but perhaps
you've noticed this is not HonoIuIu GeneraI.
469
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,408
Robin's Nest was not designed
as a maternity ward.
470
00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:18,938
What are you saying?
471
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:23,443
MereIy that if something shouId go wrong
or any compIications shouId deveIop...
472
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:27,151
- Yeah, but you're a doctor.
- Of mathematics.
473
00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:30,650
- What?
- Mathematics. One and one equaI two.
474
00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:33,289
And armed robbery
equaIs five to 15 in Oahu prison,
475
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,992
not some country cIub work camp.
476
00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:38,332
Yeah, but what about that Kurdistani woman?
477
00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,360
Sheer Iuck.
478
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:45,342
- No, you said you were a doctor.
- And you said you had a fIat tire.
479
00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:48,174
Oh, God. What am I gonna do?
480
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:56,185
WeII, young man, I have had some medicaI
training and maybe I can be of heIp.
481
00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:58,416
And maybe you can be of heIp too.
482
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,925
Yeah, we were gonna have it aII.
483
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:09,860
RoIand was going to write big, beautifuI noveIs
484
00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,199
and I was gonna do the pictures.
485
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:17,130
Everything was going to be just peachy.
486
00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:19,405
UntiI he couIdn't get pubIished.
487
00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,435
Wanda, pIease. Let's not...
488
00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:23,504
Don't Wanda me.
489
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:27,951
- It's Your Highness.
- It was Wanda when I met you.
490
00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:32,219
Yeah, when I was waiting on tabIes
at the student union
491
00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,952
and you were the B. M.O.C.
492
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:37,655
The prince from the country
nobody ever heard of.
493
00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:41,791
You were gonna sweep me off my feet
and take me away from it aII.
494
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:45,769
Yeah? Great. Where do I end up?
495
00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:50,900
In the middIe of a freaking hurricane with
a bunch of mass murderers and Iunatics.
496
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,644
I thought being a princess was gonna be fun.
497
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:58,171
Not too many girIs from the Bronx
get to Iive in a castIe.
498
00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:01,445
That's for sure.
499
00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:06,014
No heat, no air, no pooI...except for the moat.
500
00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:10,057
- I mean, who needs it?
- You teII 'em, toots.
501
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,561
What the heII kind of Iife is this anyway?
502
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,295
Nothing but parties on top of parties
503
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:22,602
and smaII taIk about books and movies
and pIays nobody ever heard of.
504
00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:28,739
I mean, you can take this high society stuff,
Your Majesty.
505
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:34,544
Cos if we ever get out of this,
I'm going back to the Bronx.
506
00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:36,246
- So there.
- Randy!
507
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,890
Randy! Come here! Come here quick!
508
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:44,026
- Yo.
- I caught the Iimey trying to escape.
509
00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:47,088
That was a bad mistake, man.
510
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,123
A reaI bad mistake.
511
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,665
I say. Good show, chaps.
512
00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,573
Yeah, thanks, Lou.
Grab me that Iamp cord, wiII you?
513
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:05,075
I guess being a parent kind of changes
your perspective on things.
514
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,708
(Groaning)
515
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:15,592
- Why don't you try a cIove hitch?
- I am using a cIove hitch.
516
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:18,561
Magnum, what preciseIy is your pIan,
if you have one?
517
00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:22,032
- I've been trying to teII you ever since...
- You don't have one.
518
00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:24,261
I do. Or at Ieast I did.
519
00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:27,396
I caIIed Rick and T.C.
to teII them what was happening.
520
00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:29,565
TeII Rick and T.C. and not me?
521
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:33,600
I have expIained aII that.
Give me a hand with him, wiII you?
522
00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:42,284
Anyway, they are fIying to the estate
just as soon as the storm is over.
523
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,515
Rick wiII be disguised to Iook Iike Robin.
524
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:48,389
Rick trying to impersonate Mr. Masters?
Have you Iost your senses?
525
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:51,918
From a distance no one wiII know
the difference. They're both short.
526
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,661
That'II put us in a position to naiI the kiIIer
when he or she makes a move.
527
00:33:56,701 --> 00:34:02,003
Do you think anyone wouId try to assassinate
Mr. Masters on his front Iawn?
528
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,701
No, Higgins, I don't.
529
00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:07,973
But Robin wiII want to take a shower and a nap
before greeting his guests. Am I right?
530
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:11,573
That means he's going to be aIone
in the privacy of his bedroom.
531
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:15,313
So when the kiIIer tippy-toes
up the stairs into the darkened room,
532
00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:17,344
I'II be waiting. It's fooIproof.
533
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:20,186
With Rick and T.C. invoIved,
nothing is fooIproof.
534
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:24,028
(Sighs) Higgins? I reaIIy resent that.
535
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,622
A joke is a joke but I take my job seriousIy
536
00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:29,189
and I take my responsibiIity to Robin seriousIy.
537
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,861
I've given this Iong and compIete consideration
538
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,428
and I am wiIIing to teII you unequivocaIIy
539
00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:38,431
there is nothing, I repeat, nothing,
that couId possibIy go wrong.
540
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,171
(Knock on door)
541
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,753
We can expIain, Thomas.
542
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,890
(Screaming)
543
00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,602
You got to come.
She's starting to have the baby.
544
00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,501
- What baby?
- My baby.
545
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,506
- Who are you?
- Who are you guys?
546
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,838
- Friends.
- Of the famiIy.
547
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:18,211
Speaking of which,
another member is about to arrive.
548
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,219
What is going on around here?
549
00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:24,653
- What's wrong?
- Wrong?
550
00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,716
What couId possibIy go wrong?
551
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:33,323
Guys, I think I can expIain.
552
00:35:35,366 --> 00:35:37,266
(Thunder crashes)
553
00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,235
(Radio) lt is now 2.:1 2am
554
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:46,402
and the full force of Hurricane Kukanahas struck Oahu.
555
00:35:46,444 --> 00:35:48,503
All power and phone lines are out
556
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:51,413
and damage is reportedlywidespread and extensive
557
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:54,577
but because of the almost totalbreakdown in communications
558
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:58,350
we can't verify any reportsof injuries or property damage
559
00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:02,485
and as far as we know,we here at KDlM are the last station...
560
00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,620
(Transmission breaks up)
561
00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:12,458
Now, pIease caIm down.
There is no need to panic.
562
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,666
- But she's yeIIing and screaming.
- She's weII into Iabor.
563
00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:19,608
Her water has broken. CongratuIations.
You're about to become a father.
564
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:22,613
Jeez. What am I supposed to do, Doc?
565
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:26,913
FortunateIy for everyone, you don't need
to do anything except comfort your wife.
566
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,613
- WeII, go.
- Oh, yeah. Thanks.
567
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:39,391
- We're gonna die! I know it!
- WiII you shut up?
568
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:43,331
RoIIie, did you hear
what that witch said to me?
569
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:49,937
RoIIie, do something about it.
I'm your wife. I'm the princess of Tervia.
570
00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:51,601
Wanda, shut up.
571
00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:54,110
(Magnum) Guys, guys, pIease.
572
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:57,512
WiII everybody just take it easy, pIease?
573
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:02,178
Rick and T.C. can naiI everything
down and we can sit tight.
574
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,883
It's the best we can do.
It's the onIy thing we can do.
575
00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:07,584
(PIates crash)
576
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,950
We're gonna die, I know it!
577
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:13,452
- Lady...
- Shut up!
578
00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,864
- Come on, Rick. You got that, T.C.?
- Yeah, I got it.
579
00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:22,596
Rick, do something about that window.
Magnum, put this water on to boiI.
580
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,303
- BoiI water. I saw that in a movie once.
- Rick, pIease!
581
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:28,437
You sure you know what you're doing?
582
00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:31,971
- I know preciseIy what I'm doing.
- (GaiI shouts)
583
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:34,780
It's time.
Scrub up, Iads, and join me in the den.
584
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:38,983
Wait. What about the guy that's supposed
to kiII Robin? What are we supposed to do?
585
00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:41,491
Nothing. The baby's coming. Mr. Masters isn't.
586
00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:45,222
Wait. WiII you just wait, Higgins? That's just it.
587
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,289
- Robin is aIready here.
- What?
588
00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:52,200
He's been here aII aIong.
589
00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:55,330
And you didn't teII me?
What the bIoody heII is that?
590
00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:57,898
- A WaIther PPK.
- I know that.
591
00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:01,173
Like I said, no one here
has ever reaIIy been in any danger.
592
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:05,205
What about me, staring down
the barreI of a 12-gauge shotgun?
593
00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:08,514
Oh. Good point. Nobody's perfect.
594
00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:11,419
Anyway don't worry, Higgins.
I have another pIan.
595
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,922
Perfect, no doubt.
596
00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:27,470
- (Whispers) Wanda.
- Yeah?
597
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:30,702
- Oh, er, I mean Your Highness.
- Yeah?
598
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:33,369
- Where is everybody?
- Gone.
599
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,936
Where?
600
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:42,851
I don't know. Not my night to watch.
The storm probabIy bIew 'em away.
601
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:46,084
(ChuckIes) Your Highness, I need your heIp.
602
00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:49,524
You need heIp? We aII need heIp.
603
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,757
We're aII gonna die here. Drown Iike rats.
604
00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:57,725
Yes. Your Highness, may I be direct with you?
605
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,970
I don't know. What did you have in mind?
606
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:10,712
Look. Um... I'm a private investigator
607
00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:15,447
and I have been retained for the express
purpose of protecting Robin Masters' Iife.
608
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:20,088
What's to protect? He's not even here.
609
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:23,059
Yes, he is, Your Highness.
He's here in the house.
610
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:28,930
And I have information
that one of the guests...is trying to kiII him.
611
00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:34,796
KiII him? The party wasn't that bad.
612
00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:42,974
Look. You can heIp me by just keeping
your eyes and ears open. I trust you.
613
00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:49,744
I'm going to try and round everybody eIse up
and get them back in here, OK?
614
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:52,688
Sure. No probIem.
615
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:59,595
Hey, Mr. Private Investigator.
Where do you have him hidden?
616
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:07,797
Upstairs. In the bedroom.
617
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,888
Pssst!
618
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:30,553
- You startIed me, Iaddie.
- Sorry, Mr. MacPherson.
619
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,529
- Listen, you got a minute?
- Aye, pIenty of them.
620
00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:37,400
I'm a private investigator.
I'm retained by your boss.
621
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,767
Somebody at this party is trying to kiII him.
622
00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:42,967
He asked me to teII you
he's stashed upstairs in his bedroom.
623
00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:44,804
Here's what I'd Iike you to do.
624
00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:51,939
Duke. I need your heIp.
625
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:56,251
What are you taIking about?
You got the punk, didn't you?
626
00:40:56,287 --> 00:41:00,348
Yeah, but not whoever is out to kiII Robin.
627
00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:02,052
What?
628
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:04,083
Look, I'm a private investigator
629
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:08,360
and I'm retained for the express purpose
of protecting Robin Masters' Iife.
630
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,833
But Robbie is not here.
631
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,466
That's what everybody thinks.
632
00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:28,007
Prince, that you?
633
00:41:30,254 --> 00:41:34,691
WeII, I'm a private investigator
retained by Robin Masters.
634
00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:47,569
(Magnum) Remember,
Robin trusts you. Not a word to anyone.
635
00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:50,005
I promise, darIing.
636
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:53,674
This entire episode reminds me so much
637
00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,839
of the pIot of one of Robin's earIier works,
638
00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:59,577
BIood Of The August Kitten.
639
00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:01,448
Mm.
640
00:42:01,485 --> 00:42:03,476
Where do you have him?
641
00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:07,580
If you can't teII me...
642
00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:11,821
Upstairs. In the bedroom.
643
00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,255
How appropriate.
644
00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:31,013
(Screams)
645
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,710
Ah! Goodness! Don't do that!
646
00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:38,953
You know better
than to sneak up on the back of me Iike that.
647
00:42:44,161 --> 00:42:46,288
Keep it up. Steady as you go.
648
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,389
Now, breathe reguIarIy.
649
00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:51,925
That's it.
650
00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:55,996
Now, one, two, three, bIow. That's it.
651
00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:58,436
That's it, baby. That's it.
652
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:02,073
- How's it going?
- Our pIan is doing fine. Yours?
653
00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:05,343
- It's aII set.
- I'm going to need some assistance.
654
00:43:05,382 --> 00:43:07,373
(Shouts)
655
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,818
WeII, sounds Iike it's time to go to work.
656
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,617
- You gonna be aII right?
- Quite. Get on with your pIan.
657
00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:15,056
Right. Bye. Good Iuck.
658
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:18,918
Here. Right here.
659
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:24,159
I need some water. She's sweating
pretty bad. Gonna be aII right.
660
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,600
(Screaming)
661
00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:39,482
(Higgins) Push. Push.
662
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,883
ReIax. Now breathe.
663
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,851
- Sounds good.
- Now, reIax.
664
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,392
Now breathe.
665
00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:57,856
Now push. One, two, three, push.
That's it, push.
666
00:44:00,037 --> 00:44:02,028
Fine, now reIax.
667
00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:05,837
Now push.
668
00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:09,937
One, two, three, push, push. That's it.
669
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,244
- I can't. I can't.
- You must.
670
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:14,716
Push. I can see it.
I can see the baby's head.
671
00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:18,518
- I can't beIieve it!
- Come on, Iady, you can do it.
672
00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:22,548
- Push, push!
- Push! Push! Push!
673
00:44:44,581 --> 00:44:46,640
Aaah... Coochy-coochy-coo.
674
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,515
Coochy-coochy-coo?
675
00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:52,579
AIready you're severeIy jeopardizing
the chiId's emotionaI deveIopment.
676
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:56,753
- It's bad enough that you're hoIding him.
- Lighten up, Higgie baby.
677
00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:59,194
Rick gets aIong fine with kids and babies.
678
00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:01,789
They share many of the same characteristics.
679
00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:04,426
Come on, you guys.
680
00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:07,266
Yeah, she's right.
What are you guys gonna name him?
681
00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:17,807
(Screaming)
682
00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:23,452
- Oh, my God.
- What? What?
683
00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:28,015
- She's going to have another chiId.
- (AII) Oh, my God.
684
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:45,502
(Gunshots)
685
00:45:55,552 --> 00:45:57,611
That's no way to treat an oId friend.
686
00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:04,860
Why?
687
00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:11,061
Paris, March 1957. Rue Des Chanteuses.
688
00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:14,628
My dear, that was aII
a terribIe misunderstanding.
689
00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:17,504
- If I couId just expIain.
- No.
690
00:46:19,076 --> 00:46:21,476
- No, I couIdn't bear it.
- PIease.
691
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:27,940
That wiII be aII, thank you.
692
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:56,073
- CongratuIations, young man.
- Thanks, Doc.
693
00:46:56,947 --> 00:46:59,438
I mean, thanks a Iot.
694
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,951
Oh, boy, honey,
this is gonna be a Iot of diapers.
695
00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,783
I hope you're out of jaiI soon
to enjoy your sons.
696
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:12,087
- WouId you Iike to hoId the Iads?
- Yes.
697
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,024
GentIemen.
698
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,870
(Laughs)
699
00:47:26,443 --> 00:47:30,038
- What are you gonna caII them?
- That's gonna be Louis Junior.
700
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,277
And this IittIe guy right here
is gonna be named
701
00:47:33,317 --> 00:47:38,380
Jonathan Thomas OrviIIe Theodore
BIassingame.
702
00:47:38,422 --> 00:47:40,583
What?
703
00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:45,288
Speaking of Iads, Higgins,
where are your Iads?
704
00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:08,814
(Burps)
705
00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:12,180
Oh, my God!
706
00:48:12,230 --> 00:48:16,780
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