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I'll tell you why 10 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:44,067 I'm not enjoying a big bowl of Raisin Bran. 11 00:00:44,133 --> 00:00:46,067 Do we live here? 12 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:48,567 'Cause somebody keeps putting the empty carton back in the refrigerator, 13 00:00:48,634 --> 00:00:50,567 so who knows to buy milk? 14 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:54,367 Just tell me my name, please. 15 00:00:54,434 --> 00:00:55,667 What's the matter with you, Paulie? 16 00:00:55,734 --> 00:00:57,200 All right. Thank you. What is my wife's name? 17 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:58,501 What wife? 18 00:00:58,567 --> 00:01:01,934 My wife. Have you been eating rum cake? 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,400 What are you saying? I'm saying what are you saying? 20 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:06,000 Are you saying I'm not married? 21 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:09,601 Oh, all right, Paulie, you relax, just sit there. 22 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:12,567 I'll make you a nice cup of tea. We'll put on Baywatch... 23 00:01:12,634 --> 00:01:13,801 I still like Baywatch? 24 00:01:13,868 --> 00:01:15,400 You love Baywatch. 25 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:17,801 All right. Well, that's something. 26 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,734 Hey, okay. All right. 27 00:01:20,801 --> 00:01:22,901 If I'm not married, what is this? 28 00:01:22,968 --> 00:01:25,400 What? Right there. This. 29 00:01:25,467 --> 00:01:27,033 (TINKLING) 30 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:30,000 If I had to venture a guess, I'd say it was your hand. 31 00:01:32,267 --> 00:01:33,300 Hey. 32 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:48,634 Wow. 33 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,234 Wow. 34 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:14,534 I got this fax for the Brentano campaign you wanted. 35 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,667 Fran? Huh? 36 00:02:16,734 --> 00:02:18,767 What happened to you? What? 37 00:02:19,567 --> 00:02:22,434 You're so fat. 38 00:02:22,501 --> 00:02:25,133 You be your assistant for three years and see how you look. 39 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,701 But you're not my assistant, you're my partner. 40 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:32,000 Then, how come I sit out there answering your phones all the time? 41 00:02:32,934 --> 00:02:34,367 (STAMMERING) I don't know. 42 00:02:34,434 --> 00:02:36,868 Are--Are we still hooked up to TRW? 43 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:40,267 Yeah, why? I just want to check something on my file. 44 00:02:42,968 --> 00:02:45,767 JAMIE: Name, social security number, 45 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:47,868 date of birth, spouse's name. 46 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,934 What spouse? My spouse. 47 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,467 (BEEPING) 48 00:02:52,767 --> 00:02:53,801 Where did he go? 49 00:02:53,868 --> 00:02:55,467 I don't know. You want a bite? 50 00:02:56,501 --> 00:02:57,934 What is happening? 51 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,734 ALAN: Hi, honey. Hi. 52 00:03:08,133 --> 00:03:09,868 This is weird. What? 53 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:12,968 Something is going... 54 00:03:13,033 --> 00:03:16,534 I can't, I can't... What was I talking about? 55 00:03:16,601 --> 00:03:18,000 Beats me. 56 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,934 Oh, hey, Paulie, Paulie, get this. 57 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,734 I'm at the store today. I'm-- I'm setting up the window display 58 00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:24,567 and who walks by? 59 00:03:24,634 --> 00:03:26,100 Angela. 60 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:27,434 So I stand there like a mannequin. 61 00:03:27,501 --> 00:03:28,968 She remembers how amusing I can be. 62 00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:31,100 Who--Who is Angela? 63 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,734 You know something? You never listen to me. 64 00:03:32,801 --> 00:03:35,400 You mean, Susannah? Who's Susannah? 65 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:38,734 Susannah, Susannah... Oh, I know this one. 66 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:41,334 I know with a "G". Something with a "G". Susannah. 67 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,534 Susannah. You met her in our apartment. 68 00:03:43,601 --> 00:03:46,467 Our apartment. No, not you and me. Me and Ja-Ja-Ja... 69 00:03:46,534 --> 00:03:48,200 Who is J, J, J? Your wife? 70 00:03:48,267 --> 00:03:50,067 (TINKLING) What wife? 71 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:51,400 Paulie, what's the matter with you? 72 00:03:51,467 --> 00:03:53,000 Nothin'. What's the matter with you? 73 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,734 Paulie, come... Hey, Baywatch is on. Here we go. 74 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,968 What was that for? What do you think you're doing? 75 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:07,601 Well, I thought I was kissing you. Exactly. 76 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:10,334 What's the matter with you? What's the matter with me? 77 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,300 Fran, what's the matter with her? Okay. I'm out of here. 78 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:14,868 No, no, no, no, Fran. No, I have a burrito in the microwave. 79 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,868 Hello? 80 00:04:17,934 --> 00:04:20,467 I--I--I don't know. S-Something's the matter. I don't... 81 00:04:20,534 --> 00:04:22,000 Yeah, well, look. Let's just... We'll go home. 82 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:23,901 We'll talk about it. Home? 83 00:04:23,968 --> 00:04:25,667 Home. Whose home? 84 00:04:26,901 --> 00:04:28,501 Our home? 85 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:31,467 We live together? What is with you? 86 00:04:31,534 --> 00:04:34,067 Alan, we broke up five years ago. 87 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:35,734 Yeah, yeah, so? 88 00:04:36,601 --> 00:04:37,801 So? 89 00:04:37,868 --> 00:04:39,767 So, you called me up and said you were sorry. 90 00:04:39,834 --> 00:04:42,133 Sorry for what? Everything. 91 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,667 Well, I don't remember but I'm sure I didn't. 92 00:04:45,734 --> 00:04:48,234 All right. What's the problem this time? 93 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:51,133 Alan, how can I live with you when I'm still with... 94 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,367 When I've... You know, I--I've been with... 95 00:04:53,434 --> 00:04:56,501 Who? Who? God, you know, you know. 96 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:59,234 Him. That--That guy. That guy. What guy? What? 97 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,901 He was here a minute ago. 98 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,601 (TINKLING) 99 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,334 You've been with some guy? What? 100 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,934 What? What are you talking about? 101 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,968 You're seeing some guy. I'm not seeing some guy. 102 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:10,267 You just said. Some guy. Alan, you know what? This is ridiculous. 103 00:05:10,334 --> 00:05:12,667 What? I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand your jealousies 104 00:05:12,734 --> 00:05:15,501 or your accusations, and to tell you the truth, I can't take it anymore. 105 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:17,834 This isn't working. What are you saying? 106 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,934 I'm saying I think it would be better for both of us if I just moved out. 107 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,300 Oh, God, here we go. No, actually, I mean it this time. 108 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:29,300 Well, you know what? Fine. 109 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:31,267 Well, fine. 110 00:05:31,334 --> 00:05:33,300 Well, fine. Fine. All right? 111 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:37,100 I just hope you and this guy are very happy. There's no guy. 112 00:05:39,601 --> 00:05:41,434 Fran, bring me the Brentano file. 113 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:42,834 FRAN: (WITH MOUTH FULL) Coming. 114 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:54,968 Oh, Paulie, nice place. How'd you find it? 115 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:57,934 I don't know. I was just walking by and it seemed... You know. 116 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,634 See what happened there? Oh, yeah. 117 00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:04,801 Hey--Hey--Hey, why don't we try this place tonight? 118 00:06:04,868 --> 00:06:06,801 What? This new club uptown. 119 00:06:06,868 --> 00:06:08,701 No, I'm thinking of checking out Karen's party tonight. 120 00:06:08,767 --> 00:06:11,434 Oh, come on. It's called Scamps. 121 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:14,167 Why would that make me change my mind? 122 00:06:14,234 --> 00:06:15,734 Hey. Hi. 123 00:06:15,801 --> 00:06:17,868 Yeah, Hi. Are you ready to order? 124 00:06:17,934 --> 00:06:20,200 Yeah, yeah, uh, could we see the specials? 125 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:22,000 Oh, sure, yeah. Um, 126 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:25,200 all right, that man is having the chicken 127 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:29,067 and, um, this lady is having the... 128 00:06:29,133 --> 00:06:32,033 You know what? It's probably better if I just get the board. 129 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,000 Hey, what about her? 130 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:38,434 What about her? She's my type. 131 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:39,968 Paulie, everybody is your type. 132 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,901 No, no, no. But she's right here. 133 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,934 Here we go. Okay. 134 00:06:47,501 --> 00:06:49,167 Oh, wait. 135 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:53,200 It was just there like a minute ago. Oh! Oh. 136 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:02,234 Okay. All right. Hold on. 137 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,767 You know what? Let me help you. 138 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:05,467 Let me help you. You know what? 139 00:07:05,534 --> 00:07:08,701 I have quite the penmanship. Isn't that true? 140 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:10,701 He's won trophies. That's right. 141 00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:12,200 Thanks. So what do we got? 142 00:07:12,267 --> 00:07:14,801 Okay. Um, today's Saturday. 143 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:18,367 So, um, the soup would be du jour. 144 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:25,000 Am I going too fast? No. No, no, no. Okay. 145 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:29,667 Okay. Um, and for the entrees we have chicken with kites. 146 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,567 Kites? Kites. Yeah. 147 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:40,033 Kites? Uh-huh. Yeah. 148 00:07:44,267 --> 00:07:46,901 Then we have some kind of meat. 149 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:49,267 You know what? Just write meat. 150 00:07:49,334 --> 00:07:50,968 You got it. Okay. 151 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:55,901 And then we have, um, Coho salmon in a lime butter sauce, 152 00:07:55,968 --> 00:08:01,434 uh, with shallots and baby corn on a bed of couscous. 153 00:08:01,501 --> 00:08:02,968 Okay. Great. Okay. 154 00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:05,400 Now draw a line through it 'cause we're all out of that. 155 00:08:11,734 --> 00:08:12,968 Great. Okay. 156 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,868 That's it? 157 00:08:15,934 --> 00:08:18,400 Um, yeah, that's it. Thanks a lot. That was really sweet. 158 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:19,501 Thanks. Sure. 159 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:27,467 JAMIE: Okay. Over there. LISA: Over there where? 160 00:08:27,534 --> 00:08:29,300 Oh, hold on a minute. 161 00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:33,100 How come I get her this time? 162 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,400 Because I had her last time. 163 00:08:34,467 --> 00:08:35,767 No, I had her last time. 164 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,634 No, she had me last time. 165 00:08:37,701 --> 00:08:39,033 Anyway, how long can it last? 166 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,467 I told you this is it. Alan and I are over. 167 00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:44,667 Yeah, okay. Fine. We are. It's just not right with him. 168 00:08:44,734 --> 00:08:46,267 It never was right. So what? 169 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:48,200 You know what would make you feel better? A pie. 170 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:51,434 Oh, come on. Maybe later. Here we go. 171 00:08:51,501 --> 00:08:53,801 (GROANING) 172 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:55,934 You know what? You cannot keep imposing on me like this. 173 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,901 I mean, you have to take some responsibility for your life. 174 00:08:58,968 --> 00:09:02,434 That's what I'm doing. I'm going to get my own place and start over. 175 00:09:04,701 --> 00:09:06,567 What happened this time? 176 00:09:06,634 --> 00:09:08,400 (GRUNTING) He thinks there's someone else and he's right. 177 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,901 There is someone else. (SIGHS) Who? 178 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,267 I don't know but he's out there. 179 00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:15,901 Maybe he's at the bakery. I'll go look. 180 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,133 You know, honey, it's not that I hate having you here. 181 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,567 Well, I do hate having you here, but it's not just that. 182 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,434 I mean, it's not that easy out there. 183 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,901 What am I supposed to do? Settle for something that's not right? 184 00:09:30,968 --> 00:09:33,334 What's right? I'll know. 185 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:37,968 Will you know soon? 186 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,801 Hey, look at this Paulie, they've got $3 Rob Roys. Is that good? 187 00:09:44,868 --> 00:09:47,400 I don't know. You like Rob Roys? 188 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:49,267 Who cares, they're 3 bucks. 189 00:09:49,334 --> 00:09:50,567 Listen, I got to get back to the store. 190 00:09:50,634 --> 00:09:51,934 So just think about it. All right? 191 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,868 I'll see you tonight. All right. 192 00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:55,834 LISA: Come on, it's Saturday. Let's go to the aquarium or something. 193 00:09:55,901 --> 00:09:57,300 JAMIE: I'm just going to get some work done. 194 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,133 I hear they're putting on Guys and Dolls but with eels. 195 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,300 Okay. Have fun. I'll see you tonight. 196 00:10:03,234 --> 00:10:04,267 (GRUNTS) 197 00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:06,234 Well, excuse me. Sorry. 198 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:13,701 Hey. 199 00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:15,367 What? 200 00:10:19,601 --> 00:10:20,901 My mistake. Sorry. 201 00:10:47,701 --> 00:10:51,434 Excuse me. May I help you? No. 202 00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:55,033 Um, yeah, you're not Mr. Buchman, are you? 203 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,567 The one and only. 204 00:10:57,801 --> 00:11:00,434 I'm sorry. Um, thank you, never mind. 205 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,434 Hey. 206 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:08,834 IRA: Do you want me to see if she has a sister or something? 207 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,934 No. That's all right. I really don't feel like it tonight. 208 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,868 Why not? I don't know. Just go--go-- go enjoy your date. 209 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,000 What are you gonna do? 210 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,934 Murray and I are just gonna stay home. 211 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,634 Cook up a little pasta and kibble. 212 00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:22,334 All right. If you change your mind... 213 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,033 All right. Go, have fun. See you later. 214 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,067 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 215 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:35,601 Hi. Hey, are you ready? 216 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,667 Yeah, one second. 217 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,734 Wow, look at this place. It's pretty nice. 218 00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:41,467 You've got your own thermostat and everything. 219 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,167 (CHUCKLING) Yeah. Give it to me. 220 00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:44,934 Thank you. 221 00:11:45,901 --> 00:11:47,167 Okay. Okay. 222 00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:49,767 I hope you like Rob Roys. 223 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:53,934 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 224 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,133 (CLICKS TV OFF) 225 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:08,601 New club, drinks and girls. How bad could that be? 226 00:12:20,634 --> 00:12:23,701 So P.R.? What kind of-- What kind of accounts do you have? 227 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:26,267 Um, corporate stuff mostly. 228 00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:28,601 Computron, Brentanos, Florsheim... 229 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,400 Oh, I've got a pair of those. 230 00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:32,701 Those are really, really comfortable. 231 00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:35,634 I mean, I can walk from one end of the park to the other 232 00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:39,501 no problem. And I'm not just saying that. 233 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,701 Good nachos, huh? Mmm-hmm. 234 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:57,400 In most places you just order them for the minimum, 235 00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:59,634 but these, it's a pleasure. Hmm. 236 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,634 Do you have a band? Yeah. 237 00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:09,000 You like music? Mmm-hmm. 238 00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:14,734 Hi. 239 00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:20,901 (BARKING) 240 00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:31,434 Derek, please, please, you said you were going to be here. 241 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,367 Well, what am I supposed to... 242 00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,734 All right. Fine. Fine. Fine. 243 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,834 I guess we're both on our own tonight, huh? 244 00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:51,501 I'm Paul. Just tell me what today is. 245 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:54,267 Saturday. Oh, God. 246 00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:59,000 Where are you from? 247 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:03,067 Uh, why don't I get us another... Great. 248 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,133 Okay. 249 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:10,334 Watch it, cowboy, will you? 250 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,200 Excuse me. No, look, I'm-- I'm sorry. 251 00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:15,167 It's just that Derek, that's my keyboard player, 252 00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:17,667 I tell him that we got a gig here Saturday and he says "Tuesday" 253 00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:20,133 and I say "Saturday" and he says "Tuesday" and I say "Saturday". 254 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,300 So I just called him. I'm like, "Where are you?" He says, "Today's Tuesday." 255 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:24,834 I'm like, "No, no, it's Saturday." 256 00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:28,367 He says, "Oh, either way, I can't find my pants." 257 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,968 That kind of crap happens to me all the time. 258 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,934 With what? My band. 259 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,167 You got a band? Ira and the Night Caps. I'm Ira. 260 00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,901 Uh, Susannah. What do you play? 261 00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:41,667 What do you need? You're kidding. 262 00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,601 Give me 5 minutes. Okay. 263 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,667 Two. BARTENDER: You got it. 264 00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:55,968 (BARKING) 265 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:04,000 Paulie. Hey, I saw her first. 266 00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,534 What are you doing here? 267 00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:07,868 I don't know. I was sitting there by myself. I figured... 268 00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:09,868 That's great. Listen. 269 00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:11,067 You--You want to keep my date company for a couple of minutes? 270 00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:13,634 Ooh! That bad, huh? No, no, no, she's fine. 271 00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:16,033 I just got this fill-in gig... What--What? You want to unload her on me? 272 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,968 Paulie, I just-- I just want to be a gentleman. 273 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:21,467 Yeah, that's what you said last time. I ended up driving that girl to Providence. 274 00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:23,234 All right, fine. Forget it. 275 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,634 Sorry, I can't help you. I'm just, you know, feeling a little... 276 00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:29,234 I'm going to finish this drink and get out of here. 277 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:33,000 What's the matter? Nothing. Nothing. I'll just... I'll see you later. 278 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,901 Pick up some milk. Okay? 279 00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:38,968 BARTENDER: How are you doing there? 280 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,901 Let me settle up with you, please? 281 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,234 No, no, no, go ahead. 282 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,801 Just gonna be a couple of minutes. 283 00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:46,133 It's fine. Okay, good. Kill the nachos if you want. 284 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,834 Okay. 285 00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:49,334 (DRUMMER WARMING UP) 286 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:53,534 SUSANNAH: Hi. 287 00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,400 (SONG PLAYING) 288 00:15:57,968 --> 00:16:00,033 * Until we kissed 289 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:04,334 * I never knew the thrill that could be tasted 290 00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:08,934 * Until we kissed 291 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:13,834 * I never knew the years that I had wasted 292 00:16:13,901 --> 00:16:17,734 * But now I know I was waiting 293 00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:22,000 * For you to come by I was waiting 294 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:26,534 * Won't you please tell me why this took so long to begin? 295 00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:31,834 * Darlin' where have you been all my life? 296 00:16:31,901 --> 00:16:35,334 * Oh darlin' where have you been? 297 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:40,801 * Where've you been? Where've you been when I was feeling blue? 298 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,467 * Where have you been where've you been 299 00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:49,634 * Where've you been when I was needing you? 300 00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:54,534 * Where've you been, where've you been... * 301 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,033 (DOOR OPENING) 302 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,400 IRA: * Where've you been? 303 00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,767 Hey, Paulie, what are you looking at? 304 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:04,067 What? What? Mrs. Dolvekie out shootin' at the pigeons again? 305 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,200 No, no, no, no. I was just--just looking. 306 00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:07,868 Did you pick up the milk? 307 00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:10,167 I forgot. I figured. 308 00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:12,534 And I forgive you. 309 00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:14,834 * Where've you been Where have you been... * 310 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,300 What are you so bouncy for? 311 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,601 You want to know why I'm bouncy? 312 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,601 I'll tell you why I'm bouncy. Her. 313 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,300 Oh, yeah, from tonight? No, not her. The other one. The singer. 314 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:25,200 I'm meeting her for pancakes in an hour. 315 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:27,400 How do you do that? Do what? 316 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:30,767 You know, like you are. You should talk. 317 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,434 No. I mean... But don't you get tired of it? 318 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:35,734 You know what they say, Paulie. It's like shoes. 319 00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:38,434 Unless you try them on, you don't know if they match. 320 00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,133 Match what? Each other. 321 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,167 What are you talking about? You get two shoes and you look. 322 00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:46,267 Hey, I'm making an analogy. Okay. 323 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,300 What is with you lately? 324 00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:51,834 Something. Yeah. 325 00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,801 I mean, last few days you walk around like I don't know what. 326 00:17:54,868 --> 00:18:00,167 You challenge my analogies... It's like-- It's like you're not all there or something. 327 00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:02,234 Yeah, g-good luck with your pancakes. 328 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,534 I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna get a-- get a newspaper or somebody. 329 00:18:04,601 --> 00:18:06,567 What? I'm gonna get a paper or something. 330 00:18:06,634 --> 00:18:09,400 It's delivered in the morning. I feel like I need one. 331 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:11,467 (GUN FIRING) 332 00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:12,601 (PIGEONS FLYING) 333 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,868 Knock it off, you crazy broad! 334 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:22,033 Hey, Lisa, you know this guy tonight, Ira? 335 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,868 He was really sweet, you know. There was nothing wrong with him. 336 00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:28,834 He was cute enough, he was funny enough, he paid. 337 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,434 Even Alan, it's not his fault. 338 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,434 Do you ever feel like the whole thing is just one big test 339 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:42,133 and you keep going to these clubs and talking to these guys 340 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,701 and going back somewhere where you know it's not right until finally... 341 00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:49,901 And even then, I'm sure they keep testing you 342 00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:52,501 and testing you, but at least then... 343 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,434 I just hope it's all worth it. 344 00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:01,100 I'm sure it is. 345 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:04,167 I'm going to go take a walk, get the paper or someone. 346 00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:06,300 I'm sorry, did you say something? 347 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,534 No. 348 00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,801 Can I help you? 349 00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:27,067 I think I want a paper. 350 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,701 Well, you let me know. 351 00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:32,400 No, this is not it. 352 00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:36,167 Thanks for your patronage, sport. 353 00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:52,667 What are you doing, miss? 354 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,400 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right. 355 00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:45,601 (TINKLING) 356 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,400 I just... Yeah, I know. 357 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,534 No, but... 358 00:21:12,033 --> 00:21:13,400 Let's go home. 359 00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:18,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27385

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