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You know what I love most about California?
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The surfin'.
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And you'll love it even more
if you ever get in the water.
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Where fish make poopies? Pass.
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Ah, but I do love California.
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Destroying our house in Stevens Point
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is probably the best
thing we have ever done.
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Whoa.
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- Parker: Hey, cheese queen.
- (Jovial music plays)
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What's with all the Wisconsin?
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(Scoffs)
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I am just watching the live feed of the
Cheddar-Brat Fest in Stevens Point.
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Oh, I wish we were there.
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You'd rather be in Wisconsin
rolling wheels of cheese
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than here in California with the
sun, the surf, the fish poop water?
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Look, California's great,
but it's just not home
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without a cheese-and
sausage-themed festival.
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But Mom, California has everything.
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There has to be something that you like.
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Well, I used to love just sittin'
on the deck, watching the pelicans.
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But then they moved down the beach to
roost, so I can't even do that anymore.
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Oh well.
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The boy next door flies a
kite shaped like a pelican, so
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(Chuckles) I'll just go watch him.
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- Wow.
- (Door closes)
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Mom's got a major case of the
bum-skis, and it's kind of our fault.
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You know, one could make the argument
that it is entirely our fault.
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Yeah, you're right.
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We need to cheer Mom up.
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Oh, let's get those pelicans back
here so that Mom can watch them.
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How?
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Parker, pelicans are wild animals.
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We can't just walk up to them and be
like, "Yo, pelican peeps, do us a solid
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and come chill on our beach."
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Challenge accepted!
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You know, I rarely know what you mean
by that, but I always love the results.
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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Bet-bet-better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high-tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go, go, go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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(Gasps)
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Girls, do you know what this is?
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Sure I do.
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It's a slide for gerbils!
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No, it's a woodblock derby track.
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You build little cars and you race 'em.
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Seems like a waste of a good gerbil slide.
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(Sighs)
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Priya, I'm your friend, so
I feel that I can tell you
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that your obsession with
rodents is disgusting.
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(Gasps) The show must be doing
another woodblock derby episode
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like on the original
Sing it Loud!
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It was a classic episode
called
Race it Loud!
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I saw that. It was girls versus boys.
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Oh, right!
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And the boys won and got a cake!
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Ooh, now I want cake!
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You know what though?
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This time, I bet the girls win.
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And the cake will be even bigger!
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Let's go find that cake!
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Oh, Zach, hey!
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I am so glad you're here.
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I actually have something
I want to ask you.
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Zach is the network exec who
helped develop the new show.
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He's actually the one who said that
there should be two exclamation points
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at the end of
Sing it Louder!!
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Ask away, Liv Rooney, star
of S-I-L-exclam-exclam!
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Are you ready for the
woodblock derby sequel?
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(Gasps) You mean
Race it Louder!
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I love when you sing the title!
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It really appeals to kids ages eight to 14.
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(Chuckles)
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Um, okay, so my question.
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- This time, do the girls win?
- (Gasps)
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No!
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Get this!
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The boys win again,
solidifying their domination!
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Boys 12 to 16, pfft, gonna be stoked.
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Um, okay.
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Um, wouldn't it be more fun though
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to switch it up and have
the girls win this time?
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Uh, well, we could do
that, but it's about cars,
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and girls aren't really into cars.
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It's science and engineering.
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You know, guy stuff.
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Oh.
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"Guy stuff," wow. Um...
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Zach, that's... really patronizing.
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I don't really know what that word
means, but I assume you're correct
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because vocabulary is girl stuff.
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Welcome to Quesadilla Joe's.
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My name is Schnoop and
I will be your waiter.
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Yeah, um... Schnoop, you actually
were just here about five minutes ago
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and you have already introduced yourself.
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(Willow and Maddie chuckle)
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I thought you looked familiar.
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Do you have any questions?
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Yeah. Um, how did you get this job?
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Uh... (Laughs)
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what she means is, uh, what's with
all those sombreros on the wall?
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That's the Habanero Hat Rack.
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Those are the names of peeps who
won our pepper eating contests.
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Eat five of the gnarliest
peppers on the planet,
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you get your name on a tiny sombrero.
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Cool. Are you up there, Schnoop?
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No way, brah.
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I'm pretty hardcore, but my mom said no.
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Well, we got two bowls of
chips and no pico de gallo.
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Care to, uh, vamanos up to the salsa bar?
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Si, se?orita.
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Hey, um...
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did you notice that there are, like...
no girls names up on these sombreros?
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Whoa.
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You're right. That's messed up.
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And you know what I just decided?
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I am gonna be the first girl to break
the pepper challenge gender barrier.
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Huh. Um... (Scoffs) you're gonna be the
second 'cause I'm gonna be the first.
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Did you just step to me?
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Consider yourself stepped.
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Both: May the best woman win!
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Both: I will!
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So what you got cookin'?
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I am making synthetic pelican pheromones.
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(Chuckles) Pheromones.
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Of course.
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Um, are you looking up "pheromones"?
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(Scoffs)
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Please.
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I know that pheromones are an odorless
chemical secreted by an animal
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to attract another animal of their...
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species.
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So did you make the
papier-m??ch? rock I asked for?
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Oh, nobody m??ch?s like I m??ch?.
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Great, so we'll apply
the pheromones to the rock
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and hide it close to our house.
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The pelicans will smell it and
be drawn right back down the beach
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so Mom can watch to her heart's content.
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Wait, we could have used
a real rock for that.
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Why'd you have me make this stupid thing?
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Uh, because I needed to keep you busy.
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I like a Munch-free workspace.
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You know, I get that.
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Hey.
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Oh, what a cute shoe.
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Why does it have wheels on it?
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Oh, it's what the girls
are racing in the episode.
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Zach gave it to us.
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Wait, what?
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Why? That's not even a car.
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It's better.
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It's a shoe car!
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(Sighs) No.
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You sound just like Zach.
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He said that girls don't care about cars.
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But girls don't care about cars.
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Okay, and why do you feel that way?
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I mean, not all girls like the same things.
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That's how it is on TV and movies.
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That doesn't mean that that's how it is!
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True. Every time you see a rat on TV,
people scream like it's a monster.
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But I have a rat, and he's my
little snakey-tailed cutie pie.
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Yes. Thank you, Priya.
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That is a very unfair
stereotype... of rats.
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But, I mean, there are tons of
examples of unfair stereotypes.
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And a lot of them really hurt,
like that girls can't be into cars
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or that they're only into shoes,
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or that their favorite
color is only ever pink.
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My favorite color is gray.
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That's what color my pet rat is.
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She loves to cuddle and give kisses.
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(Kisses, giggles)
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Okay, that's the last time
I borrow your lip balm.
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If all we show is boys
being superior at, like,
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typical boy stuff, then
girls are gonna think
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that they can't do those things
or even like those things,
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and that's not right.
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How do you like your shoe car, girls?
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You love it! Tell me you love it...
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No, Zach. We actually don't love it.
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Whoa, big thumbs down
from girls ages nine to 17.
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Does it need more sparkles?
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Brighter shade of pink?
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You know, I really wouldn't hate
it if someone added a rainbow.
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No, no. No.
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Zach, we want you to change the
script so that the girls win.
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We're gonna stick to the boys
winning. It's more realistic.
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Plus, look at their car!
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It's not even moving, and it looks so fast!
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Zach, come on.
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I mean, girls can be into cars and
mechanical stuff and engineering.
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And be just as gross in the bathroom.
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Equality!
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Yeah!
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Thank you,
Ruby! That...
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You know, let's just stay on topic though.
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Zach?
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- Uh-huh?
- What if we build our own car
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and we have an actual woodblock derby race?
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Boys against girls. And then whoever wins
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in real life gets to win in the episode.
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Ooh, bloggers are gonna eat that up.
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Let's do it!
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I can't wait to see the
shoe car you girls make!
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Betties and bros, it's time to take on
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- the Habanero Hat Rack challenge!
- (Applause)
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Whew.
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You know what, these peppers actually...
don't even really look that bad.
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They're kind of cute
hanging out on that plate
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next to that eensy little rose.
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That's a tomato carved to look like a rose.
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Kind of a hobby of mine.
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Oh.
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What's the milk for?
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It's the only thing that can
kill the burn of a pepper,
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but take a sip, you lose the contest,
and no tiny sombrero for you.
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All right, Willow, you are
no longer my friend today.
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You're the competition...
and you're goin' down.
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(Chuckles) Willow doesn't go down.
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Let's pop some peppers!
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- Arriba!
- Whoo!
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- (Applause)
- Willow: All right.
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- Okay.
- (Inhales)
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(Scoffs)
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(Laughs) These aren't bad.
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Yeah.
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These actually, like, aren't spicy.
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Both: Oh, mama!
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- Oh!
- Ow!
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That was the mildest of
all the peppers: El Blando.
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- Next up: The Tongue Stabber!
- What?
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All right, girls, welcome to Liv's Garage.
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Today, we will be turning this little
block of wood into a super-fast,
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gravity-powered, woodblock-derby-winning,
stereotype-smashing speed machine!
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Who here has used tools before?
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Nobody but me. All right.
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Oh, wait!
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Does a screwdriver count?
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- Yes!
- Sorry, but that's still a no for me.
259
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- Liv?
- Yeah?
260
00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:42,130
You know how to use all these tools?
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00:12:42,132 --> 00:12:43,731
Yes, actually.
262
00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:47,268
My friend Andie back in Wisconsin even
taught me how to use a blowtorch.
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So, do not judge a book by
its very well-manicured cover.
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00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:53,808
Let's build a car! Whoo!
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(All chuckle)
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Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop!
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Liv: Push, push!
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Hey...
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Yeah!
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(Liv squeals)
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I can't believe we made that car.
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I love car stuff.
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Me too, and I never would have thought so.
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I guess I was just so fooled into thinking
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there are things girls
like and things boys like.
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Thanks for making us give it a try, Liv.
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You know what, girls?
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I really think that we
are going to win this race
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and we are going to crush this stereotype.
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(Sighs)
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We still need a little bit more weight.
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Like the weight of a tiny plastic rat?
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Both: Fine!
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You're in, Betsy!
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Liv: Oh!
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- Yes!
- That was perfect!
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- (Pelicans squawking)
- Joey, we did it!
288
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There's a whole flock of
pelicans outside the house!
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The pheromones worked!
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Why is there a pelican in our house?
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Meet Peggy. (Chuckles)
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And don't call her
Margaret. She hates that.
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How did this happen?
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Um, remember when you said to put
one drop of pheromones on the rock?
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I did that. Yay!
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00:15:00,837 --> 00:15:03,357
And then I sneezed and spilled
the rest of the bottle on myself.
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00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:08,009
Joey, we need to get it out
of here before Mom gets back.
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I know. I tried.
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But she follows me everywhere.
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Even to the bathroom.
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By the way, it is impossible to go
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when you have got a giant
pelican staring right at ya.
303
00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:20,254
Of course she's not gonna leave.
304
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You smell like the hottest
pelican at pelican prom!
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Sounds like somebody's jealous.
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Want me to see if Peggy has a sister?
307
00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:30,264
No! Munch, be serious!
308
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,767
Okay, we need a plan to
get this thing out of here.
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Okay, just relax.
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We'll figure it out before Mom comes home.
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There's no need to freak out.
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Karen: Boys, are you home?
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Okay, now we freak out!
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Okay, um, I will go into
the kitchen to stall Mom,
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and you lead Peggy out the front door.
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00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:55,256
Okay, better plan, you go into
the kitchen and stall Mom,
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I lead Peggy out the
front door like a boss.
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Yeah, fine. Whatever.
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00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,397
Just get that pelican out of this house.
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Yeah.
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00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:10,805
Hey, Mom...
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Parker, have you been outside?
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They're back! My pelicans are back!
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They missed me!
325
00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:18,980
Ooh! I'm gonna get my
camera with the zoom lens.
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00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:21,248
They're cute, but you
don't want to get too close.
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Wait! Mom, don't go in there.
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- Why?
- (Peggy squawks)
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What was that?
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Uh, I knew how much you missed the
pelicans, so I have been working on my...
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pelican impressions.
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(Squawks)
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Pretty good, huh?
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You would do that for me? You are so sweet.
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(Peggy squawks)
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You are so busted.
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What is going on?
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(Screams)
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Mom, this is Peggy.
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Joey, you were supposed to
get her out of the house.
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00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:05,893
Uh, she doesn't want to leave.
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00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:08,462
(Chuckles) She's a stubborn
old gal, aren't you, Peggy?
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00:17:08,464 --> 00:17:13,267
Okay, okay, why is there
a pelican in the house?
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We felt bad that you were so homesick,
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so we thought that if we brought the
pelicans back, you'd be happy, but...
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things did not turn out how we wanted.
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00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:25,379
Definitely not.
348
00:17:26,882 --> 00:17:28,382
Are you mad?
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00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:33,087
Oh, how can I be mad when this
comes from such a good place?
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00:17:33,089 --> 00:17:36,490
You know, I am always amazed
by how simultaneously touched
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and annoyed I am by you two.
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00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:42,430
Parker, you go down to the
docks and get some fish heads.
353
00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:44,598
We'll use those to lead
her out of the house
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and I'll stay here and make sure
that she doesn't peck at Joey...
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00:17:48,004 --> 00:17:50,204
too much. (Chuckles)
356
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:53,441
Aww. But... will you take
a video if she poops on him?
357
00:17:53,443 --> 00:17:54,909
Uh, yeah.
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00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,110
Now go.
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(Willow and Maddie breathe heavily)
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00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:02,917
All right!
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00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:06,454
Maddie and Willow have
finished their fourth pepper!
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00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:09,090
(Willow and Maddie breathe heavily)
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I can't feel anything from my nose down.
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00:18:12,595 --> 00:18:15,229
I don't know.
365
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:16,931
Are my feet still on me?
366
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:20,434
All right, you're down to the last pepper.
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- (Both groan)
- A pepper that is so hot,
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it has no name.
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It is known only as...
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- (Screams)
- (Both scream)
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00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,982
All right. Come on, Mad Dog.
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00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:36,250
You can do this.
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00:18:36,252 --> 00:18:37,384
Don't touch that!
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00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,289
That pepper is so hot, it has to be
placed directly onto your tongue.
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00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,325
You almost burned off your fingerprints.
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00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:45,493
(Gasps)
377
00:18:49,965 --> 00:18:51,332
Okay! All right, Maddie, you win!
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00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,734
- I gotta drink the milk.
- No, no, no, no!
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00:18:53,736 --> 00:18:55,102
You can't quit.
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00:18:55,104 --> 00:18:57,905
- Why not?
- Because Willow doesn't go down!
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00:18:57,907 --> 00:18:59,473
(Sighs)
382
00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:02,977
Let's finish this and break the
pepper gender barrier together.
383
00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:06,914
Thank you, Maddie.
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00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:10,417
I'd cry, but my tears have all evaporated.
385
00:19:12,354 --> 00:19:13,621
All right.
386
00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:18,359
Get ready to feel this one all
the way down to your toenails.
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- (Yelps)
- (Muffled screaming)
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Willow: No, no, no!
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(Muffled grunting)
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00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:35,810
- (Cheers and applause)
- We have two winners!
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That's two more sombreros
on the Habanero Hat Rack!
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(Cheers and applause)
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00:19:47,389 --> 00:19:49,790
(Gulps) We did it!
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00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:53,127
(Gulps) It's like I licked the sun!
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(Both breathe heavily)
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00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,969
Okay, whoever wins this race
wins the race on our episode of
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Sing it Louder!!
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00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:06,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah
399
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,477
That's right, Zach can sing too!
400
00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,415
Hey, Zach, check out our car.
401
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,517
Girls ages eight to 100
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00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,551
say, "Boo-yah!"
403
00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:21,055
Whoa, sick!
404
00:20:21,057 --> 00:20:23,224
I guess girls can be into cars.
405
00:20:24,726 --> 00:20:26,393
What's that sound?
406
00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:28,896
A little door in my brain
opening up to new ideas.
407
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:35,836
Okay, girls, win or lose, I
just really want to let you know
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00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:39,940
that I am very proud of you for not
being afraid to tackle this stereotype.
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00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:43,377
Let's race!
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00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:45,346
Girls versus boys!
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00:20:45,348 --> 00:20:48,782
Ready, set... go!
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- (Girls cheer)
- Girls!
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00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,543
Thank you, Headmaster Katoonis.
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00:21:16,545 --> 00:21:17,711
See, girls?
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00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:20,447
Don't let anybody tell
you that there's boy stuff
416
00:21:20,449 --> 00:21:23,617
and girl stuff 'cause
really there's just stuff.
417
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:32,993
Have you told Stephanie the real
reason you're at Monahan Academy?
418
00:21:34,062 --> 00:21:35,429
No way.
419
00:21:35,431 --> 00:21:37,665
I can't tell her my secret yet.
420
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:40,067
She's not ready.
421
00:21:40,069 --> 00:21:41,835
I'm not sure I am either.
422
00:21:43,071 --> 00:21:45,339
(Dramatic music plays)
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00:21:49,678 --> 00:21:52,846
Attention, ladies and sombrer-bros,
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00:21:52,848 --> 00:21:56,917
I give you two more members
of the Habanero Hat Rack Club!
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00:21:56,919 --> 00:21:58,719
(Cheers and applause)
426
00:22:01,623 --> 00:22:04,325
I still can't feel my tongue,
but it was totally worth it!
427
00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:08,128
Go ahead. Hang your hats on the wall.
428
00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,097
Um... (Chuckles)
429
00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:13,367
first, I think we would both
like to say a few things.
430
00:22:13,369 --> 00:22:15,035
- (Chuckles)
- Uh, okay.
431
00:22:15,037 --> 00:22:18,706
No one's ever done that
before, but life's a journey.
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00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:27,681
Today... we stand on the shoulders
of the giants who came before us.
433
00:22:27,683 --> 00:22:29,049
Yes.
434
00:22:29,051 --> 00:22:32,786
It is with great pride
and humility that we become
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00:22:32,788 --> 00:22:35,723
the fist women to hang our
hats on the Habanero Hat Rack.
436
00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,727
(Chuckles) What are you talking about?
437
00:22:39,729 --> 00:22:41,729
Like, half the names up there are girls.
438
00:22:41,731 --> 00:22:45,199
- (Both scoff)
- Okay, no.
439
00:22:45,201 --> 00:22:46,967
Like Max...
440
00:22:48,136 --> 00:22:49,703
- Chris, Terry...
- Yeah.
441
00:22:49,705 --> 00:22:52,539
Uh, Jordan, Pat, Alex...
442
00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:57,578
Both: Oh...
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00:22:58,747 --> 00:23:00,981
Those are also girls names.
444
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:09,490
This does not diminish our glory!
445
00:23:09,492 --> 00:23:11,225
Both: Bam! What?
446
00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:13,761
- Yeah!
- Whoo! Whoo!
447
00:23:13,763 --> 00:23:15,763
Parker: Will you take a
video if she poops on him?
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00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:20,363
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