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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,374 --> 00:00:06,174 You know what I love most about California? 3 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:08,377 The surfin'. 4 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:11,880 And you'll love it even more if you ever get in the water. 5 00:00:13,316 --> 00:00:16,752 Where fish make poopies? Pass. 6 00:00:18,287 --> 00:00:21,323 Ah, but I do love California. 7 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,657 Destroying our house in Stevens Point 8 00:00:22,659 --> 00:00:24,526 is probably the best thing we have ever done. 9 00:00:28,231 --> 00:00:29,664 Whoa. 10 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:31,299 - Parker: Hey, cheese queen. - (Jovial music plays) 11 00:00:31,301 --> 00:00:32,834 What's with all the Wisconsin? 12 00:00:32,836 --> 00:00:34,202 (Scoffs) 13 00:00:34,204 --> 00:00:38,373 I am just watching the live feed of the Cheddar-Brat Fest in Stevens Point. 14 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:41,476 Oh, I wish we were there. 15 00:00:41,478 --> 00:00:45,547 You'd rather be in Wisconsin rolling wheels of cheese 16 00:00:45,549 --> 00:00:52,421 than here in California with the sun, the surf, the fish poop water? 17 00:00:52,423 --> 00:00:54,756 Look, California's great, but it's just not home 18 00:00:54,758 --> 00:00:57,125 without a cheese-and sausage-themed festival. 19 00:00:58,227 --> 00:01:01,396 But Mom, California has everything. 20 00:01:01,398 --> 00:01:03,732 There has to be something that you like. 21 00:01:03,734 --> 00:01:09,004 Well, I used to love just sittin' on the deck, watching the pelicans. 22 00:01:09,006 --> 00:01:12,674 But then they moved down the beach to roost, so I can't even do that anymore. 23 00:01:12,676 --> 00:01:14,009 Oh well. 24 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:16,445 The boy next door flies a kite shaped like a pelican, so 25 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:18,747 (Chuckles) I'll just go watch him. 26 00:01:22,518 --> 00:01:23,785 - Wow. - (Door closes) 27 00:01:23,787 --> 00:01:27,389 Mom's got a major case of the bum-skis, and it's kind of our fault. 28 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:31,359 You know, one could make the argument that it is entirely our fault. 29 00:01:32,295 --> 00:01:33,695 Yeah, you're right. 30 00:01:33,697 --> 00:01:35,030 We need to cheer Mom up. 31 00:01:36,265 --> 00:01:39,301 Oh, let's get those pelicans back here so that Mom can watch them. 32 00:01:39,303 --> 00:01:40,535 How? 33 00:01:40,537 --> 00:01:42,904 Parker, pelicans are wild animals. 34 00:01:42,906 --> 00:01:47,275 We can't just walk up to them and be like, "Yo, pelican peeps, do us a solid 35 00:01:47,277 --> 00:01:48,677 and come chill on our beach." 36 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,316 Challenge accepted! 37 00:01:55,284 --> 00:01:59,321 You know, I rarely know what you mean by that, but I always love the results. 38 00:02:01,657 --> 00:02:03,458 (Theme music playing) 39 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:05,327 Better in stereo 40 00:02:05,329 --> 00:02:07,162 Bet-bet-better in stereo 41 00:02:07,164 --> 00:02:09,231 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 42 00:02:09,233 --> 00:02:11,466 - I lace up my high-tops - Oh no 43 00:02:11,468 --> 00:02:13,502 Slam dunk, ready or not 44 00:02:13,504 --> 00:02:15,737 Yeah, show me what you got 45 00:02:15,739 --> 00:02:18,106 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 46 00:02:18,108 --> 00:02:20,475 I dare you, come on and follow 47 00:02:20,477 --> 00:02:22,511 You dance to your own beat 48 00:02:22,513 --> 00:02:24,346 I'll sing the melody 49 00:02:24,348 --> 00:02:26,448 When you say yea-ah-ah 50 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,517 I say no-oh-oh 51 00:02:28,519 --> 00:02:30,619 When you say stop 52 00:02:30,621 --> 00:02:33,188 All I want to do is go, go, go 53 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:36,191 You, you, the other half of me, me 54 00:02:36,193 --> 00:02:38,193 The half I'll never be-e 55 00:02:38,195 --> 00:02:41,796 The half that drives me crazy 56 00:02:41,798 --> 00:02:44,833 You, you, the better half of me, me 57 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:47,435 The half I'll always need 58 00:02:47,437 --> 00:02:49,471 But we both know 59 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,540 We're better in stereo 60 00:02:55,645 --> 00:02:56,678 (Gasps) 61 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,181 Girls, do you know what this is? 62 00:02:59,183 --> 00:03:00,315 Sure I do. 63 00:03:00,317 --> 00:03:03,018 It's a slide for gerbils! 64 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:06,688 No, it's a woodblock derby track. 65 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:08,957 You build little cars and you race 'em. 66 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:10,692 Seems like a waste of a good gerbil slide. 67 00:03:12,128 --> 00:03:13,295 (Sighs) 68 00:03:13,297 --> 00:03:18,066 Priya, I'm your friend, so I feel that I can tell you 69 00:03:18,068 --> 00:03:21,369 that your obsession with rodents is disgusting. 70 00:03:22,672 --> 00:03:25,974 (Gasps) The show must be doing another woodblock derby episode 71 00:03:25,976 --> 00:03:28,510 like on the original Sing it Loud! 72 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:31,813 It was a classic episode called Race it Loud! 73 00:03:31,815 --> 00:03:34,583 I saw that. It was girls versus boys. 74 00:03:34,585 --> 00:03:35,817 Oh, right! 75 00:03:35,819 --> 00:03:37,919 And the boys won and got a cake! 76 00:03:37,921 --> 00:03:40,322 Ooh, now I want cake! 77 00:03:40,324 --> 00:03:41,590 You know what though? 78 00:03:41,592 --> 00:03:43,525 This time, I bet the girls win. 79 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,760 And the cake will be even bigger! 80 00:03:45,762 --> 00:03:47,329 Let's go find that cake! 81 00:03:48,431 --> 00:03:49,698 Oh, Zach, hey! 82 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:50,732 I am so glad you're here. 83 00:03:50,734 --> 00:03:52,567 I actually have something I want to ask you. 84 00:03:52,569 --> 00:03:55,670 Zach is the network exec who helped develop the new show. 85 00:03:55,672 --> 00:03:58,406 He's actually the one who said that there should be two exclamation points 86 00:03:58,408 --> 00:04:03,712 at the end of Sing it Louder!! 87 00:04:03,714 --> 00:04:09,517 Ask away, Liv Rooney, star of S-I-L-exclam-exclam! 88 00:04:09,519 --> 00:04:12,020 Are you ready for the woodblock derby sequel? 89 00:04:12,022 --> 00:04:17,025 (Gasps) You mean Race it Louder! 90 00:04:17,027 --> 00:04:18,793 I love when you sing the title! 91 00:04:18,795 --> 00:04:21,563 It really appeals to kids ages eight to 14. 92 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,430 (Chuckles) 93 00:04:22,432 --> 00:04:24,532 Um, okay, so my question. 94 00:04:24,534 --> 00:04:26,768 - This time, do the girls win? - (Gasps) 95 00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:28,069 No! 96 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:29,571 Get this! 97 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:35,577 The boys win again, solidifying their domination! 98 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:38,613 Boys 12 to 16, pfft, gonna be stoked. 99 00:04:38,615 --> 00:04:40,615 Um, okay. 100 00:04:40,617 --> 00:04:42,584 Um, wouldn't it be more fun though 101 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,486 to switch it up and have the girls win this time? 102 00:04:44,488 --> 00:04:48,657 Uh, well, we could do that, but it's about cars, 103 00:04:48,659 --> 00:04:49,824 and girls aren't really into cars. 104 00:04:49,826 --> 00:04:52,160 It's science and engineering. 105 00:04:52,162 --> 00:04:53,862 You know, guy stuff. 106 00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:56,998 Oh. 107 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,067 "Guy stuff," wow. Um... 108 00:04:59,069 --> 00:05:02,337 Zach, that's... really patronizing. 109 00:05:02,339 --> 00:05:07,475 I don't really know what that word means, but I assume you're correct 110 00:05:07,477 --> 00:05:10,478 because vocabulary is girl stuff. 111 00:05:15,918 --> 00:05:18,353 Welcome to Quesadilla Joe's. 112 00:05:18,355 --> 00:05:20,989 My name is Schnoop and I will be your waiter. 113 00:05:21,957 --> 00:05:25,493 Yeah, um... Schnoop, you actually were just here about five minutes ago 114 00:05:25,495 --> 00:05:27,362 and you have already introduced yourself. 115 00:05:27,364 --> 00:05:28,596 (Willow and Maddie chuckle) 116 00:05:28,598 --> 00:05:31,666 I thought you looked familiar. 117 00:05:31,668 --> 00:05:33,435 Do you have any questions? 118 00:05:33,437 --> 00:05:37,138 Yeah. Um, how did you get this job? 119 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:39,607 Uh... (Laughs) 120 00:05:39,609 --> 00:05:43,445 what she means is, uh, what's with all those sombreros on the wall? 121 00:05:43,447 --> 00:05:45,347 That's the Habanero Hat Rack. 122 00:05:45,349 --> 00:05:49,150 Those are the names of peeps who won our pepper eating contests. 123 00:05:49,152 --> 00:05:51,820 Eat five of the gnarliest peppers on the planet, 124 00:05:51,822 --> 00:05:54,089 you get your name on a tiny sombrero. 125 00:05:55,624 --> 00:05:57,625 Cool. Are you up there, Schnoop? 126 00:05:57,627 --> 00:05:59,194 No way, brah. 127 00:05:59,196 --> 00:06:02,263 I'm pretty hardcore, but my mom said no. 128 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:07,669 Well, we got two bowls of chips and no pico de gallo. 129 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,505 Care to, uh, vamanos up to the salsa bar? 130 00:06:10,507 --> 00:06:11,706 Si, se?orita. 131 00:06:15,878 --> 00:06:17,579 Hey, um... 132 00:06:18,748 --> 00:06:23,752 did you notice that there are, like... no girls names up on these sombreros? 133 00:06:24,687 --> 00:06:25,587 Whoa. 134 00:06:25,589 --> 00:06:28,356 You're right. That's messed up. 135 00:06:28,358 --> 00:06:30,425 And you know what I just decided? 136 00:06:30,427 --> 00:06:34,696 I am gonna be the first girl to break the pepper challenge gender barrier. 137 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:40,235 Huh. Um... (Scoffs) you're gonna be the second 'cause I'm gonna be the first. 138 00:06:43,005 --> 00:06:45,440 Did you just step to me? 139 00:06:46,675 --> 00:06:49,611 Consider yourself stepped. 140 00:06:52,748 --> 00:06:54,616 Both: May the best woman win! 141 00:06:54,618 --> 00:06:56,017 Both: I will! 142 00:06:59,722 --> 00:07:01,055 So what you got cookin'? 143 00:07:01,057 --> 00:07:04,526 I am making synthetic pelican pheromones. 144 00:07:04,528 --> 00:07:06,461 (Chuckles) Pheromones. 145 00:07:06,463 --> 00:07:07,629 Of course. 146 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:13,768 Um, are you looking up "pheromones"? 147 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:15,036 (Scoffs) 148 00:07:15,038 --> 00:07:16,571 Please. 149 00:07:16,573 --> 00:07:22,410 I know that pheromones are an odorless chemical secreted by an animal 150 00:07:22,412 --> 00:07:25,113 to attract another animal of their... 151 00:07:26,115 --> 00:07:27,449 species. 152 00:07:28,717 --> 00:07:31,319 So did you make the papier-m??ch? rock I asked for? 153 00:07:31,321 --> 00:07:36,791 Oh, nobody m??ch?s like I m??ch?. 154 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:39,727 Great, so we'll apply the pheromones to the rock 155 00:07:39,729 --> 00:07:41,329 and hide it close to our house. 156 00:07:41,331 --> 00:07:43,398 The pelicans will smell it and be drawn right back down the beach 157 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,001 so Mom can watch to her heart's content. 158 00:07:45,935 --> 00:07:48,470 Wait, we could have used a real rock for that. 159 00:07:48,472 --> 00:07:50,071 Why'd you have me make this stupid thing? 160 00:07:50,073 --> 00:07:52,974 Uh, because I needed to keep you busy. 161 00:07:52,976 --> 00:07:54,709 I like a Munch-free workspace. 162 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,679 You know, I get that. 163 00:08:04,086 --> 00:08:05,153 Hey. 164 00:08:05,155 --> 00:08:06,521 Oh, what a cute shoe. 165 00:08:06,523 --> 00:08:07,856 Why does it have wheels on it? 166 00:08:07,858 --> 00:08:10,091 Oh, it's what the girls are racing in the episode. 167 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:11,426 Zach gave it to us. 168 00:08:12,528 --> 00:08:13,761 Wait, what? 169 00:08:13,763 --> 00:08:15,797 Why? That's not even a car. 170 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,632 It's better. 171 00:08:17,634 --> 00:08:19,033 It's a shoe car! 172 00:08:20,703 --> 00:08:22,637 (Sighs) No. 173 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:23,838 You sound just like Zach. 174 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,540 He said that girls don't care about cars. 175 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:27,509 But girls don't care about cars. 176 00:08:28,477 --> 00:08:30,812 Okay, and why do you feel that way? 177 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,680 I mean, not all girls like the same things. 178 00:08:32,682 --> 00:08:35,617 That's how it is on TV and movies. 179 00:08:35,619 --> 00:08:37,385 That doesn't mean that that's how it is! 180 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:43,324 True. Every time you see a rat on TV, people scream like it's a monster. 181 00:08:43,326 --> 00:08:48,530 But I have a rat, and he's my little snakey-tailed cutie pie. 182 00:08:50,065 --> 00:08:51,733 Yes. Thank you, Priya. 183 00:08:51,735 --> 00:08:54,769 That is a very unfair stereotype... of rats. 184 00:08:56,639 --> 00:09:00,008 But, I mean, there are tons of examples of unfair stereotypes. 185 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:03,811 And a lot of them really hurt, like that girls can't be into cars 186 00:09:03,813 --> 00:09:05,713 or that they're only into shoes, 187 00:09:05,715 --> 00:09:08,550 or that their favorite color is only ever pink. 188 00:09:08,552 --> 00:09:10,718 My favorite color is gray. 189 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,520 That's what color my pet rat is. 190 00:09:12,522 --> 00:09:14,489 She loves to cuddle and give kisses. 191 00:09:14,491 --> 00:09:15,723 (Kisses, giggles) 192 00:09:15,725 --> 00:09:18,259 Okay, that's the last time I borrow your lip balm. 193 00:09:19,728 --> 00:09:22,564 If all we show is boys being superior at, like, 194 00:09:22,566 --> 00:09:24,732 typical boy stuff, then girls are gonna think 195 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:27,168 that they can't do those things or even like those things, 196 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:29,938 and that's not right. 197 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:32,874 How do you like your shoe car, girls? 198 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:37,278 You love it! Tell me you love it... 199 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,347 No, Zach. We actually don't love it. 200 00:09:39,349 --> 00:09:43,918 Whoa, big thumbs down from girls ages nine to 17. 201 00:09:44,787 --> 00:09:46,354 Does it need more sparkles? 202 00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:47,455 Brighter shade of pink? 203 00:09:47,457 --> 00:09:50,525 You know, I really wouldn't hate it if someone added a rainbow. 204 00:09:50,527 --> 00:09:52,560 No, no. No. 205 00:09:52,562 --> 00:09:56,197 Zach, we want you to change the script so that the girls win. 206 00:09:56,199 --> 00:09:58,600 We're gonna stick to the boys winning. It's more realistic. 207 00:09:59,535 --> 00:10:00,702 Plus, look at their car! 208 00:10:00,704 --> 00:10:03,371 It's not even moving, and it looks so fast! 209 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,040 Zach, come on. 210 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:10,612 I mean, girls can be into cars and mechanical stuff and engineering. 211 00:10:10,614 --> 00:10:13,481 And be just as gross in the bathroom. 212 00:10:13,483 --> 00:10:15,216 Equality! 213 00:10:16,251 --> 00:10:17,285 Yeah! 214 00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:19,487 Thank you, Ruby! That... 215 00:10:19,489 --> 00:10:20,888 You know, let's just stay on topic though. 216 00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:22,256 Zach? 217 00:10:22,258 --> 00:10:24,459 - Uh-huh? - What if we build our own car 218 00:10:24,461 --> 00:10:26,594 and we have an actual woodblock derby race? 219 00:10:26,596 --> 00:10:28,329 Boys against girls. And then whoever wins 220 00:10:28,331 --> 00:10:29,831 in real life gets to win in the episode. 221 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:33,668 Ooh, bloggers are gonna eat that up. 222 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:34,802 Let's do it! 223 00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:39,474 I can't wait to see the shoe car you girls make! 224 00:10:49,585 --> 00:10:52,086 Betties and bros, it's time to take on 225 00:10:52,088 --> 00:10:54,889 - the Habanero Hat Rack challenge! - (Applause) 226 00:10:56,859 --> 00:10:57,925 Whew. 227 00:10:57,927 --> 00:11:01,696 You know what, these peppers actually... don't even really look that bad. 228 00:11:01,698 --> 00:11:03,431 They're kind of cute hanging out on that plate 229 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:04,866 next to that eensy little rose. 230 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:07,935 That's a tomato carved to look like a rose. 231 00:11:07,937 --> 00:11:09,771 Kind of a hobby of mine. 232 00:11:09,773 --> 00:11:11,539 Oh. 233 00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:13,007 What's the milk for? 234 00:11:13,009 --> 00:11:15,977 It's the only thing that can kill the burn of a pepper, 235 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:20,748 but take a sip, you lose the contest, and no tiny sombrero for you. 236 00:11:22,851 --> 00:11:26,854 All right, Willow, you are no longer my friend today. 237 00:11:26,856 --> 00:11:30,291 You're the competition... and you're goin' down. 238 00:11:31,994 --> 00:11:34,962 (Chuckles) Willow doesn't go down. 239 00:11:36,832 --> 00:11:38,733 Let's pop some peppers! 240 00:11:38,735 --> 00:11:40,201 - Arriba! - Whoo! 241 00:11:40,203 --> 00:11:42,003 - (Applause) - Willow: All right. 242 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,871 - Okay. - (Inhales) 243 00:11:46,408 --> 00:11:47,742 (Scoffs) 244 00:11:47,744 --> 00:11:49,343 (Laughs) These aren't bad. 245 00:11:49,345 --> 00:11:50,878 Yeah. 246 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,613 These actually, like, aren't spicy. 247 00:11:53,749 --> 00:11:55,550 Both: Oh, mama! 248 00:11:56,552 --> 00:11:58,753 - Oh! - Ow! 249 00:11:58,755 --> 00:12:02,290 That was the mildest of all the peppers: El Blando. 250 00:12:04,526 --> 00:12:07,061 - Next up: The Tongue Stabber! - What? 251 00:12:10,165 --> 00:12:13,935 All right, girls, welcome to Liv's Garage. 252 00:12:13,937 --> 00:12:18,372 Today, we will be turning this little block of wood into a super-fast, 253 00:12:18,374 --> 00:12:22,343 gravity-powered, woodblock-derby-winning, stereotype-smashing speed machine! 254 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,514 Who here has used tools before? 255 00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:31,385 Nobody but me. All right. 256 00:12:31,387 --> 00:12:33,054 Oh, wait! 257 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,122 Does a screwdriver count? 258 00:12:34,124 --> 00:12:37,492 - Yes! - Sorry, but that's still a no for me. 259 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,728 - Liv? - Yeah? 260 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:42,130 You know how to use all these tools? 261 00:12:42,132 --> 00:12:43,731 Yes, actually. 262 00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:47,268 My friend Andie back in Wisconsin even taught me how to use a blowtorch. 263 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:50,972 So, do not judge a book by its very well-manicured cover. 264 00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:53,808 Let's build a car! Whoo! 265 00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:54,942 (All chuckle) 266 00:13:01,116 --> 00:13:03,116 Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 267 00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:15,863 Liv: Push, push! 268 00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:17,965 Hey... 269 00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:19,967 Yeah! 270 00:13:29,845 --> 00:13:32,146 (Liv squeals) 271 00:13:45,327 --> 00:13:47,929 I can't believe we made that car. 272 00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:50,031 I love car stuff. 273 00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:52,500 Me too, and I never would have thought so. 274 00:13:52,502 --> 00:13:54,268 I guess I was just so fooled into thinking 275 00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:56,838 there are things girls like and things boys like. 276 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,441 Thanks for making us give it a try, Liv. 277 00:13:59,474 --> 00:14:00,641 You know what, girls? 278 00:14:00,643 --> 00:14:02,777 I really think that we are going to win this race 279 00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:05,847 and we are going to crush this stereotype. 280 00:14:05,849 --> 00:14:07,081 (Sighs) 281 00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,418 We still need a little bit more weight. 282 00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:14,789 Like the weight of a tiny plastic rat? 283 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,126 Both: Fine! 284 00:14:20,796 --> 00:14:22,196 You're in, Betsy! 285 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:25,733 Liv: Oh! 286 00:14:25,735 --> 00:14:28,236 - Yes! - That was perfect! 287 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:33,374 - (Pelicans squawking) - Joey, we did it! 288 00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:35,376 There's a whole flock of pelicans outside the house! 289 00:14:35,378 --> 00:14:36,611 The pheromones worked! 290 00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:48,055 Why is there a pelican in our house? 291 00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:49,423 Meet Peggy. (Chuckles) 292 00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:51,392 And don't call her Margaret. She hates that. 293 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,562 How did this happen? 294 00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:59,166 Um, remember when you said to put one drop of pheromones on the rock? 295 00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:00,835 I did that. Yay! 296 00:15:00,837 --> 00:15:03,357 And then I sneezed and spilled the rest of the bottle on myself. 297 00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:08,009 Joey, we need to get it out of here before Mom gets back. 298 00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:09,043 I know. I tried. 299 00:15:09,045 --> 00:15:10,611 But she follows me everywhere. 300 00:15:10,613 --> 00:15:11,846 Even to the bathroom. 301 00:15:11,848 --> 00:15:14,015 By the way, it is impossible to go 302 00:15:14,017 --> 00:15:17,084 when you have got a giant pelican staring right at ya. 303 00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:20,254 Of course she's not gonna leave. 304 00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:22,256 You smell like the hottest pelican at pelican prom! 305 00:15:25,127 --> 00:15:27,228 Sounds like somebody's jealous. 306 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,030 Want me to see if Peggy has a sister? 307 00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:30,264 No! Munch, be serious! 308 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,767 Okay, we need a plan to get this thing out of here. 309 00:15:32,769 --> 00:15:34,135 Okay, just relax. 310 00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:36,370 We'll figure it out before Mom comes home. 311 00:15:36,372 --> 00:15:37,872 There's no need to freak out. 312 00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:39,206 Karen: Boys, are you home? 313 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,142 Okay, now we freak out! 314 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:50,952 Okay, um, I will go into the kitchen to stall Mom, 315 00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,453 and you lead Peggy out the front door. 316 00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:55,256 Okay, better plan, you go into the kitchen and stall Mom, 317 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:58,192 I lead Peggy out the front door like a boss. 318 00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:01,329 Yeah, fine. Whatever. 319 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,397 Just get that pelican out of this house. 320 00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:04,899 Yeah. 321 00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:10,805 Hey, Mom... 322 00:16:10,807 --> 00:16:12,573 Parker, have you been outside? 323 00:16:12,575 --> 00:16:15,509 They're back! My pelicans are back! 324 00:16:15,511 --> 00:16:16,844 They missed me! 325 00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:18,980 Ooh! I'm gonna get my camera with the zoom lens. 326 00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:21,248 They're cute, but you don't want to get too close. 327 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,850 Wait! Mom, don't go in there. 328 00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:25,319 - Why? - (Peggy squawks) 329 00:16:25,321 --> 00:16:26,354 What was that? 330 00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:34,295 Uh, I knew how much you missed the pelicans, so I have been working on my... 331 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,364 pelican impressions. 332 00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:41,235 (Squawks) 333 00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:44,338 Pretty good, huh? 334 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:47,475 You would do that for me? You are so sweet. 335 00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:48,809 (Peggy squawks) 336 00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:50,511 You are so busted. 337 00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:52,313 What is going on? 338 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,381 (Screams) 339 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,721 Mom, this is Peggy. 340 00:17:00,723 --> 00:17:03,891 Joey, you were supposed to get her out of the house. 341 00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:05,893 Uh, she doesn't want to leave. 342 00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:08,462 (Chuckles) She's a stubborn old gal, aren't you, Peggy? 343 00:17:08,464 --> 00:17:13,267 Okay, okay, why is there a pelican in the house? 344 00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:16,203 We felt bad that you were so homesick, 345 00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:20,408 so we thought that if we brought the pelicans back, you'd be happy, but... 346 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:23,377 things did not turn out how we wanted. 347 00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:25,379 Definitely not. 348 00:17:26,882 --> 00:17:28,382 Are you mad? 349 00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:33,087 Oh, how can I be mad when this comes from such a good place? 350 00:17:33,089 --> 00:17:36,490 You know, I am always amazed by how simultaneously touched 351 00:17:36,492 --> 00:17:38,259 and annoyed I am by you two. 352 00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:42,430 Parker, you go down to the docks and get some fish heads. 353 00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:44,598 We'll use those to lead her out of the house 354 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:48,002 and I'll stay here and make sure that she doesn't peck at Joey... 355 00:17:48,004 --> 00:17:50,204 too much. (Chuckles) 356 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:53,441 Aww. But... will you take a video if she poops on him? 357 00:17:53,443 --> 00:17:54,909 Uh, yeah. 358 00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,110 Now go. 359 00:17:59,848 --> 00:18:01,415 (Willow and Maddie breathe heavily) 360 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:02,917 All right! 361 00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:06,454 Maddie and Willow have finished their fourth pepper! 362 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:09,090 (Willow and Maddie breathe heavily) 363 00:18:09,092 --> 00:18:12,593 I can't feel anything from my nose down. 364 00:18:12,595 --> 00:18:15,229 I don't know. 365 00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:16,931 Are my feet still on me? 366 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:20,434 All right, you're down to the last pepper. 367 00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:22,636 - (Both groan) - A pepper that is so hot, 368 00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:24,438 it has no name. 369 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,707 It is known only as... 370 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:29,677 - (Screams) - (Both scream) 371 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,982 All right. Come on, Mad Dog. 372 00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:36,250 You can do this. 373 00:18:36,252 --> 00:18:37,384 Don't touch that! 374 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,289 That pepper is so hot, it has to be placed directly onto your tongue. 375 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,325 You almost burned off your fingerprints. 376 00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:45,493 (Gasps) 377 00:18:49,965 --> 00:18:51,332 Okay! All right, Maddie, you win! 378 00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,734 - I gotta drink the milk. - No, no, no, no! 379 00:18:53,736 --> 00:18:55,102 You can't quit. 380 00:18:55,104 --> 00:18:57,905 - Why not? - Because Willow doesn't go down! 381 00:18:57,907 --> 00:18:59,473 (Sighs) 382 00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:02,977 Let's finish this and break the pepper gender barrier together. 383 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:06,914 Thank you, Maddie. 384 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:10,417 I'd cry, but my tears have all evaporated. 385 00:19:12,354 --> 00:19:13,621 All right. 386 00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:18,359 Get ready to feel this one all the way down to your toenails. 387 00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:25,199 - (Yelps) - (Muffled screaming) 388 00:19:25,201 --> 00:19:26,500 Willow: No, no, no! 389 00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:28,102 (Muffled grunting) 390 00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:35,810 - (Cheers and applause) - We have two winners! 391 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:41,215 That's two more sombreros on the Habanero Hat Rack! 392 00:19:41,217 --> 00:19:43,617 (Cheers and applause) 393 00:19:47,389 --> 00:19:49,790 (Gulps) We did it! 394 00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:53,127 (Gulps) It's like I licked the sun! 395 00:19:53,129 --> 00:19:54,762 (Both breathe heavily) 396 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,969 Okay, whoever wins this race wins the race on our episode of 397 00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:03,671 Sing it Louder!! 398 00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:06,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah 399 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,477 That's right, Zach can sing too! 400 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,415 Hey, Zach, check out our car. 401 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,517 Girls ages eight to 100 402 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,551 say, "Boo-yah!" 403 00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:21,055 Whoa, sick! 404 00:20:21,057 --> 00:20:23,224 I guess girls can be into cars. 405 00:20:24,726 --> 00:20:26,393 What's that sound? 406 00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:28,896 A little door in my brain opening up to new ideas. 407 00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:35,836 Okay, girls, win or lose, I just really want to let you know 408 00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:39,940 that I am very proud of you for not being afraid to tackle this stereotype. 409 00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:43,377 Let's race! 410 00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:45,346 Girls versus boys! 411 00:20:45,348 --> 00:20:48,782 Ready, set... go! 412 00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:09,637 - (Girls cheer) - Girls! 413 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,543 Thank you, Headmaster Katoonis. 414 00:21:16,545 --> 00:21:17,711 See, girls? 415 00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:20,447 Don't let anybody tell you that there's boy stuff 416 00:21:20,449 --> 00:21:23,617 and girl stuff 'cause really there's just stuff. 417 00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:32,993 Have you told Stephanie the real reason you're at Monahan Academy? 418 00:21:34,062 --> 00:21:35,429 No way. 419 00:21:35,431 --> 00:21:37,665 I can't tell her my secret yet. 420 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:40,067 She's not ready. 421 00:21:40,069 --> 00:21:41,835 I'm not sure I am either. 422 00:21:43,071 --> 00:21:45,339 (Dramatic music plays) 423 00:21:49,678 --> 00:21:52,846 Attention, ladies and sombrer-bros, 424 00:21:52,848 --> 00:21:56,917 I give you two more members of the Habanero Hat Rack Club! 425 00:21:56,919 --> 00:21:58,719 (Cheers and applause) 426 00:22:01,623 --> 00:22:04,325 I still can't feel my tongue, but it was totally worth it! 427 00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:08,128 Go ahead. Hang your hats on the wall. 428 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,097 Um... (Chuckles) 429 00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:13,367 first, I think we would both like to say a few things. 430 00:22:13,369 --> 00:22:15,035 - (Chuckles) - Uh, okay. 431 00:22:15,037 --> 00:22:18,706 No one's ever done that before, but life's a journey. 432 00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:27,681 Today... we stand on the shoulders of the giants who came before us. 433 00:22:27,683 --> 00:22:29,049 Yes. 434 00:22:29,051 --> 00:22:32,786 It is with great pride and humility that we become 435 00:22:32,788 --> 00:22:35,723 the fist women to hang our hats on the Habanero Hat Rack. 436 00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,727 (Chuckles) What are you talking about? 437 00:22:39,729 --> 00:22:41,729 Like, half the names up there are girls. 438 00:22:41,731 --> 00:22:45,199 - (Both scoff) - Okay, no. 439 00:22:45,201 --> 00:22:46,967 Like Max... 440 00:22:48,136 --> 00:22:49,703 - Chris, Terry... - Yeah. 441 00:22:49,705 --> 00:22:52,539 Uh, Jordan, Pat, Alex... 442 00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:57,578 Both: Oh... 443 00:22:58,747 --> 00:23:00,981 Those are also girls names. 444 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:09,490 This does not diminish our glory! 445 00:23:09,492 --> 00:23:11,225 Both: Bam! What? 446 00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:13,761 - Yeah! - Whoo! Whoo! 447 00:23:13,763 --> 00:23:15,763 Parker: Will you take a video if she poops on him? 448 00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:20,363 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33146

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